Scott wrote:
>
I don't mean to sound anal about the whole toilet paper thing,
> butt for me it's
strictly..........over the top !
>
>
There is no other way.
>
>
The paper must dispense from the top !
Yes, for
Scott the whole toilet paper issue is still very much alive.
He has declared that there shall be no
end to this.
Let's face it,
Scott has a particular interest in this issue being that he cannot walk down a grocery store isle, shopping for toilet paper, without seeing his name plastered on rolls of toilet paper.
Even though
Scott has more sheets than your average roll, he still feels like the
butt of everyone's jokes.
Even the mention of
Scott supersize cannot alleviate that
flushed feeling he gets when confronted with this very issue.
We must all band together to help
Scott to put this
behind him.
Go to your local store and protest the use of
Scott's name on toilet paper.
Tell them that there are better places where
Scott can go.
Like femine pads, for instance.
Scott could become the next Kotex.
Imagine the potential.
Rather than Kotex, women around the world can now have
Scott between their legs.
This could be a new advertising slogan: Take
Scott out from behind you, because a better place has been found for
ScottWon't you help?
Please begin by expressing your support for '
Scott between the legs' today.
Let
Scott know that you are with him and will do everything you can to make this a reality.
Post Edited (08-30-05 22:32)