Most Gratuitous Breast Shot

[C. Hill]

Ahhhh... thet gratuitous breast shot, a proud tradition shared by hundreds, if not thousands, of b-movies.  What, in your opinion, is the most gratuitous breast shot you've ever seen in a movie?
My vote would have to go Leprachaun 4: In Space.  You know, the scene where the princess decides to curse one of the main characters and rips off her shirt.  It's only after this scene is over that we find out that this is the way her "species" (I put that in quotes, because the only difference between her and humans seems to be that she's covered in glitter) puts curses on people.  The first time I saw this though, I was like "What... the... hell??!!".  Most gratuitously unnecessary breast shot ever.  It was the one bright spot in this otherwise abysmally awful movie.

My other vote, if I can have two, would probably go to Night of the Zombies.  The scene in question is the one where Lea decides she has to go "make friends with the natives" or whatever and whoosh!  Just like that off comes the shirt.  Kind of strange by itself, but what puts it over the top is the camera goes right in for the gratuitous close-up.  Don't get me wrong, I like breasts as much as the next heterosexual male, but hers, I dunno, left me feeling empty and hollow inside.

Anyway, I'd like to hear your thoughts on what you consider to be the most gratuitous breast shot ever filmed.  And remember, when girls take off their shirts, everyone wins!  (God, I feel so dirty).

[Jay O'Connor]

Mine would be from Star Slammer where the heroine is running around trying to escape from the ship...and she stops to change her shirt for absolutely no reason

[slasherfan]

I remember thinking that in those two movies also, LOL, pointless breast shots always manage to make me laugh. I can't think of any other pointless breats shots. What about Slumber Party Massacre 2 where she took her bra off and started whipping the other girls with it (I think it was SPM 2 anyway).

[slasherfan]

Oh I just remembered anotherone, has anyone seen the Demon? There is a scene in that where our main charicter is being chased by the killer, she is wearing a bath robe, for some reason she desides to take it off and spends the next 5 minutes being chased by the killer compleatly naked.

[Vermin Boy]

This one was self-consciously gratuitous (I think...), But the audition/wet t-shirt contest in Roger Corman's Hollywood Boulevard gets my vote. They even put grimy wah-wah trumpet on the soundtrack, ferchrissakes!

[The Bard]

Road Trip was close enough to a b-movie though. During one part the girls are all standing around bare chested in front of mirrors in the showers talking about something....

Then one of the women (in the tour group that Tom Green was telling the story to) says that girls don't just stand around half naked in the showers and talk to one other. Tom Green's charector replies "Shutup, I'm telling the story"

Plus the Unrated DVD extended the shower scene by a few minutes.

[chris]

Nail Gun Massacre.  When a character exits, leaving his naked girlfriend in bed, she arises, goes to the mirror and the cameraman does a slow zoom into, you guessed it, her breasts.  Also, pretty much every porno movie I've ever seen.

[Reed Rothchild]

        The one that springs to mind for me is the one in Airplane! where the plane is in chaos and a topless large breasted woman bounces them about directly in front of the camera for no apparent reason.

Gratuitous, welcomed and funny, too.

[C. Hill]

duh.

[Lee]

My vote... The rediculously awful Bare Wench Project.

[Law Dog]

Funny thing about Lep 4  is that the GBS came from the cast member we'd least like to see bare chested. I would have far more prefered seeing "Cupcake" going bareback (although the gratuitous ripping off of her pants is fun) or Debbie Dunning from Home Improvement. I loaned the video to a friend before it was due back at Blockbuster and ironically this was also the first thing he mentioned. Then I remember reading a review sometime later that said the exact same thing.

Now, let's talk most outragous GBS in a mainstream movie. Has to be Swordfish. It was just like --Bam-- here's my boobs and Hallies boobs are nice, but it's like the publicity for it wont go away. First, the release publicity stating she got a half million dollars for the scene and just recently, HB was talking about how Hugh Jackman made the experience good for her by insisting on a closed set.

Let's also not forget the best use of stunt breast in Night of the Demons with Linnea Quigley inserting a lipstick tube through her nipple. I've watched this one in slow motion and am still amazed at how real it looks.

[BlackAngel]

How 'bout I Spit in your Grave?  Not only did the main character get naked for over a good 10 minutes, but she got the hairiest bush in movie history (don't believe me?  Check out the movie)

And, in an animated point of view (I was going to say Vampire Hunter D and Akira), every non-pornographic manga and anime ever made.  Always an excuse to rip a woman's blouse for no apparent reason.  Cool!!! (I feel dirty, also cool!!!)

[Neville]

Ex- Supergirl is hired to look after a mansion while owners go on cruise, and listen, this is really stupid:

1) She falls to the swimming pool while practising "Karate kid" gestures

2) She realises that the owners have taken her luggage as well

3) Decides to dress the owner's clothes, and when she does she decides it is a good idea to practise gestures in front of the mirror.

What an amazing series of coincidences! Couldn't we just see her in the shower? No. Instead, a cruel destiny almost forces her to get naked in front of the audience. If she wasn't soooo cuuuteeee I would erase the tape right now, because the movie sucks, but I won't. Ever.

[Frannie]

I love that movie!!!  It was the first DVD I every bought.

[J.R. Weber]

Actually, I like to go for volume when it comes to gratuitous breast shots. That would be Friday The 13th Pt. 5. Every female in that flick walks around topless for at least a minute.