Gigli (2003)

[Derf]

Scott,

Did the voices telling you to watch these begin when you were talking to the statue in Arizona? Was it after you were out in the 120-degree heat for several hours without a hat or water?

However, if you are truly determined to commit suicide by video, a movie that might very well remove that last shred of self-preservation instinct (certainly it will remove your last shred of dignity / humanity) is Travolta's follow-up to Saturday Night Fever, Stayin' Alive (an ironic title if ever there was one; I wanted to die about 15 minutes into it).

[Scott]

I think it can be done.