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« on: November 03, 2005, 11:13:11 AM »
So I heard on the radio about this lady in Denver who's selling a house and she comes along with it. I went to her website and although she is 10 years older than I am, She's hot. I think this is the deal I've been looking for. Can anyone lend me $600,000 to make my dream come true?

www.housewithbride.com



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« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2005, 11:53:17 AM »
Never go out with a truly hot woman.  They're psychotic.  Always choose the slightly less hot, but still good looking friend.  They're the ones that make you happy.
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« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2005, 12:02:06 PM »
Dude, if she looks like that, AND has a $600,000 house of her own and she ain't married, RUN RUN RUN.

And don't look back.

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« Reply #3 on: November 03, 2005, 12:17:22 PM »
600,000 actually isn't a bad price.........
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« Reply #4 on: November 03, 2005, 12:21:36 PM »
Skaboi wrote:

> 600,000 actually isn't a bad price.........
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For her, the house, or the package deal?

Damn me and never having 600,000 laying around when I need it.
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« Reply #5 on: November 03, 2005, 12:37:33 PM »
Damn that website is SLOW!!
I nearly lost patience waiting for the damn pages to load...and I have cable internet!

The page with the chick's pictures never did fully load.  I gave up.
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« Reply #6 on: November 03, 2005, 12:38:48 PM »
OK, if anyone seriously had 600K to lend you to buy the house and the woman...do you really think they would lend it to you now? :)
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« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2005, 12:42:53 PM »
Fearless Freep wrote:

> OK, if anyone seriously had 600K to lend you to buy the house
> and the woman...do you really think they would lend it to you
> now? :)
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Good point...in my haste to come up with the money, I overlooked the fact that one of you people will steal my dream away from me rather than giving me the money.


And Ash...sure it's slow, everyone wants a piece of my dream woman.
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« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2005, 03:52:35 PM »
Eh, pocket change. Where do I send the check odinn?

Oooohh....that says 600 thousand..........never mind.

I don't know about the bride, she looks like she my be a bit on the b***** side. Nice rack though.

By the way, what does your wife think about the idea?
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« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2005, 04:32:23 PM »
Sorry, I don't have anything less than $1 million.  Can't stand pocket change.  And she was born in 1957, making her (paws the ground) 48.  Getting a few too many miles on her.
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« Reply #10 on: November 03, 2005, 05:28:35 PM »
48?  26 year difference.....that's acceptable. lol

She doesn't look 48 in the first or third picture.  She is showing some age in the second photo, but damn...she must have a great plastic surgeon.

Nevermind though.  She says she wants a spirtual man.  Unless she considers an interest in cthulhu being spiritual, then I'm SOL.



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« Reply #11 on: November 03, 2005, 06:02:07 PM »
Why spend all that cash?  Odinn7 couldn't you just settle for a nice evening with a good copy of GIGLI ? It's a remarkable film. You might like the yoga scene. It's a special movie moment.

Well, don't let me discourage you. Go for the home and girlfriend I'm sure the age thing can be attributed to highway miles anyway, but I really think your money would be better spent on a good film like the one mentioned above.



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« Reply #12 on: November 03, 2005, 09:44:57 PM »
Yes, but my wife was a bargain.  She did not come with a house, but come on:

$495.00 finders fee
$250.00 for the English language upgrade
$160.00 (or so) for her shots
$870.00 for the plane ticket from Eastern Europe to the US.

(Yes, Katie knows that I say this about her.)
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« Reply #13 on: November 03, 2005, 11:48:13 PM »
I'd say she looks her age in all pics, if you look closely.  The wrinkles are there, skillfully hidden by make-up.  I wouldn't say she's all that hot, either.  Nice to look at but not hot.

And yeah, there are a lot of things not being said here.  If she is such a prize, why is she single?  Answer:  She's set her sights too high.

Or (and this is my guess) she's a former 'professional' who doesn't mind selling herself.  She's just upped the price because it's the last cash grab she's gonna get.

And lastly, is the site even legit?
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« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2005, 12:16:58 AM »

Is anyone else concerned about the fact that she has a tanning bed in her house?  Those things will turn your skin to leather if you're not careful about it, and boy, you'd better hope she cleans it, because those things would breed bacteria like nothing else!

It's funny, I had a look at the site, thought she looked pretty nice, but I spent more time looking at what was included in the house.  Shows you where my priorities lie I guess... :-P
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