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trekgeezer
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« on: November 15, 2005, 09:01:45 AM »

Take the quiz.

I haven't taken it yet, but will post my results when I do.



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« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2005, 09:34:08 AM »

I'm Batman.

Close second was James Bond, then Lara Croft.  Lara Croft?  Am I that lacking in personality?  Now I'm sad.
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« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2005, 09:34:56 AM »

Batman, the Dark Knight    83%

Neo, the "One"                     75%

James Bond, Agent 007        63%

Lara Croft                                    63%

The Amazing Spider-Man    54%

Captain Jack Sparrow       50%

Maximus                                      50%

William Wallace                        46%

Indiana Jones                       46%

The Terminator                         33%

El Zorro                                    33%


Boy, I don't think I would look very good in the Lara Croft outfit.

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« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2005, 09:52:47 AM »

You scored as Neo, the "One".  
 
Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.
 
Neo, the "One"  83%
James Bond, Agent 007  67%
Maximus   67%
Lara Croft  67%
The Terminator  67%
Captain Jack Sparrow  50%
Indiana Jones 33%
The Amazing Spider-Man 25%
El Zorro 17%
William Wallace 17%
Batman, the Dark Knight 17%

Doesn't surprise me, since I gots a Matrix tattoo this was like a pre-requisite to score in the Neo realm.

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« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2005, 10:27:14 AM »

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Batman, the Dark Knight
   
   100%

Neo, the "One"
   
   96%

The Terminator
   
   83%

James Bond, Agent 007
   
   83%

Maximus
   
   79%

Lara Croft
   
   75%

Captain Jack Sparrow
   
   71%

The Amazing Spider-Man
   
   71%

Indiana Jones
   
   71%

William Wallace
   
   63%

El Zorro
   
   54%



Well, I was close to being Neo.....

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« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2005, 10:30:18 AM »

You scored as Maximus.     

After his family was murdered by the evil emperor Commodus, the great Roman general Maximus went into hiding to avoid Commodus's assassins. He became a gladiator, hoping to dominate the colosseum in order to one day get the chance of killing Commodus. Maximus is valiant, courageous, and dedicated. He wants nothing more than the chance to avenge his family, but his temper often gets the better of him.

Maximus   79%

William Wallace 67%

Neo, the "One"    63%

Captain Jack Sparrow    58%

The Amazing Spider-Man    58%

Batman, the Dark Knight 58%

Indiana Jones    54%

Lara Croft    50%

The Terminator    33%

El Zorro    21%

James Bond, Agent 007    17%



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« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2005, 11:05:16 AM »

I'm Batman as well, must be the cool car and the hide-out.
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« Reply #7 on: November 15, 2005, 11:25:36 AM »

The Amazing Spider-Man 67% - That's D-level superheroing right there.

Of course, next place was a toss up between Lara Croft and Neo.  I insisted on not wearing black leather, trenchcoats or sunglasses.  Of course, I also insisted against spandex, so I don't know what happened.
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« Reply #8 on: November 15, 2005, 11:56:29 AM »

Duh, duh, duh, duh.  Duh, duh, duh!!!!!!

You scored as Indiana Jones.  
 
Indiana Jones is an archaeologist/adventurer with an unquenchable love for danger and excitement. He travels the globe in search of historical relics. He loves travel, excitement, and a good archaeological discovery. He hates Nazis and snakes, perhaps to the same degree. He always brings along his trusty whip and fedora. He's tough, cool, and dedicated. He relies on both brains and brawn to get him out of trouble and into it.
 
Indiana Jones                        63%
Maximus                                   54%
James Bond, Agent 007     54%
The Terminator                     54%
Batman, the Dark Knight     54%
Lara Croft                                 54%
Captain Jack Sparrow        50%
The Amazing Spider-Man 50%
William Wallace                    50%
Neo, the "One"                      46%
El Zorro                                    29%
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« Reply #9 on: November 15, 2005, 12:24:38 PM »

I scored as Lara Croft #1 and James Bond #2.  I'm starting to question my sexual orientation . . .

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« Reply #10 on: November 15, 2005, 12:52:43 PM »

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight.

As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.
 
Batman, the Dark Knight  75%

Captain Jack Sparrow 67%

James Bond, Agent 007 63%

The Terminator 63%
 
Indiana Jones 63%

Lara Croft 63%
 
Neo, the "One"46%

The Amazing Spider-Man 38%

Maximus 46%
 
William Wallace 29%
 
El Zorro 25%

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« Reply #11 on: November 15, 2005, 01:23:48 PM »

You scored as Batman, the Dark Knight. As the Dark Knight of Gotham, Batman is a vigilante who deals out his own brand of justice to the criminals and corrupt of the city. He follows his own code and is often misunderstood. He has few friends or allies, but finds comfort in his cause.

Unfortunately, I'm too stupid to make the other results show up.



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We're all just victims of circumstance


« Reply #12 on: November 15, 2005, 01:28:34 PM »

Hey odinn where you been hiding?

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« Reply #13 on: November 15, 2005, 01:31:03 PM »

I've been around but just haven't posted. I read the board every day without fail, sometimes a few times a day. Yes, I have no life.

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« Reply #14 on: November 15, 2005, 01:36:05 PM »

Okay,

I'm Batman, too. It would seem there are a few loners on this board.


Batman, the Dark Knight   88%   
Neo, the "One   71%   
Lara Croft   63%   
William Wallace   58%   
Maximus   58%   
Captain Jack Sparrow   50%   
Indiana Jones   50%   
The Amazing Spider-Man   50%   
The Terminator   50%   
James Bond, Agent 007   50%   
El Zorro    29%

While I admit to the beginnings of old man boobs, I don't think I'll ever match Lara. And sorry, but I can't bend over backwards like Neo. I do look good in a kilt, however (I was part of a Scottish wedding party once). Half Jack Sparrow, half Indiana Jones would make an interesting combination, as would half Spiderman, half Terminator (The Amazing Spider Terminator, pest control specialist?).

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