indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« on: December 30, 2010, 11:15:07 AM » |
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Everyone knows how much I love the CMH (Cannibal Mutant Hillbilly) genre, and I haven't seen a good example in awhile . . . until this week, when I rented DISMAL.
SYNOPSIS:
An attractive biology student is flunking out of the class, so she takes up the graduate assistant instructor's offer to join him and several of her classmates on a two day, extra-credit expedition to the Great Dismal Swamp to observe and collect wildlife specimens. Besides her and the instructor, there is an attractive blonde and her best friend since high school. He and she are beginning to discover their attraction for each other. Then there is the obligatory African American horndog, who has brought along his stripper girlfriend even though she is not enrolled in the class, just so he doesn't get all lonely and cold out in the swamp.
They drive deep into the boonies and then hike several miles to the swamp's edge to make camp. The GA instructor tells them to go observe wildlife for an hour, and then come back for lunch. Blondie and her friend go off and finally reveal that each of them has been infatuated with the other for many years and share a gentle, tender, altogether G-rated kiss. Horndog and Stripper, of course, go off and make the beast with two backs together, while Miss Attractive Flunkee takes notes on butterflies and turtles. She REALLY wants to pass the class!
After lunch they go for a hike together and find the body of a large alligator that has been shot and gutted. GA Instructor calls his friend the Park Ranger on the radio, and he comes and assures the campers that he is there to help if they should run into the poachers that did the nasty deed.
And then night falls . . . and the cannibal mutant hillbillies arrive. Who survives? Who becomes an ingredient the the CMH stew? What is the connection between the CMH clan and the Graduate Assistant Instructor? What is the proper technique to clean and gut a biology major?
For the answers to these and other pressing questions, watch DISMAL! Indy recommends it!!!!!
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