Mr. Nanny (1993)

[Alan Smithee]

Worthless movie I caught on TBS early in the morning. Awful on every level. It has Hulk Hogan watching over some rich kids and some lame subplot about David Johanssen wanting a micro chip or something. The acting is awful. The direction is awful. The writing is awful. The child actors in this movie were terrible. Kids are kids, but the boy actor was hammy as hell (and he could use a good hair cut).

What were the producers thinking? Who was this the movie geared towards? The violence at the end wasn't family-safe.

And anyone thinking Hogan in a tutu is funny needs a check-up from the neck up.

It goes to show that the same yokel who directed this, directed Mannequin. Go figure.

[Mr_Vindictive]

I actually saw this as a kid at the theater.  I was 10 when this movie came out, and the school I attended would frequently give out free movie tickets to various films.  This happened to be one of them.

Even at that age, I was a lover of b-films and I remember enjoying this one at the time.  Hogan in a tu-tu isn't funny but I remember liking the film overall.  I know that if I watched the film today, I would hate it with a passion.

Well, maybe not.  Suburban Commando still rocks now.