I saw this 'game' over on another board (http://www.sitepoint.com/forums/showthread.php?t=308202&pp=25), and it led to a pretty funny thread, so I thought we could try something similar but with a Bad Movie theme.
The idea is I'll post a picture from a movie, and the next person has to post a picture of something that "beats" my picture. For example, I could post a picture of a slow zombie, next person could post a picture of Ben from NOTLD, and the next might post an image of the Sheriff who shot Ben, then maybe a giant ant from THEM (that killed the cop), etc.
The image has to be a still shot from a movie, and you might want to include a sentence why it 'beats' the last (if it's not obvious).
I'll start with an easy one (I know Andrew would like to come up with ways to beat this one):
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack8-ic.jpg)
What I really need is a picture of Ronald Reagen, but a fire-breathing pterosaur will have to do. You know, it would be funny to see Billy Jack roasted and then slowly picked apart by this thing:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/supermonsters/supermonsters5-ic.jpg)
And, screw it, just to make Tom happy the pterosaur could be a Republican.
I'm game..
So here is Box from Logan's Run. He freezes stuff, so that pretty much takes care of a fire breathing Pterosaur methinks
(http://www.podster.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/fotos/logan.jpg)
You want bad? Alright just remember YOU asked for it!
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=112594.0;attach=145)
The pic is from "Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman". . . Do I really need to say anything more?
"Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman" is a horrid film (I keep thinking about reviewing it), but the question is: how will either of the aliens from that movie deal with the robot from "Logan's Run?" If the opponent were a woman, like Kathy Ireland or such, I can see them being pretty effective.
Salt trumps Ice:
(http://chocolatefactorymovie.warnerbros.com/img/photos/fullsize/photo4.jpg)
I think I have the perfect thing to destroy a greedy little kid and her terrible parents:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/leprechaunii/leprechaunii2.jpg)
And what would you wish for, me wee little lass?
Quote from: Andrew on January 18, 2007, 12:40:08 PM
"Wham Bam Thank You Spaceman" is a horrid film (I keep thinking about reviewing it), but the question is: how will either of the aliens from that movie deal with the robot from "Logan's Run?" If the opponent were a woman, like Kathy Ireland or such, I can see them being pretty effective.
You forget they have a teleporter. All they need do is teleport Box into the heart of the Sun, then they can explore Jenny Agutter until their balloon-ears explode! :teddyr:
And as for that pesky Leprechaun how about. . .
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=112594.0;attach=146)
Nipple Shockwave Attack!
(Pic is from Kunoichi: Lady Ninja. Sorry about choosing a cap with all the naughty bits covered, the rules you know.)
Well i dont know if this movie fits in to the Bad movie category. but No Lady ninja can deal with the power of
(http://events.clowningaround.com/images/Lookalike%20Photos/Austin%20Powers%20shagadelic.jpg)
Austin Powers Baby.. Yea..
Hope I am doing this right.
I think R.O.T.O.R could take anyone of these characters.
The guy can beat up little cops and laddies.
John
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/210329~R-O-T-O-R-Posters.jpg)
Austin Powers [oops I mean...R.O.T.O.R.] cannot resist the power of ... (sorry must have posted close to same time)
(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/DAVE/thundercats.jpg)
Cheetara's bare breasts!
Debbie Harry demonstrates how to beat a bare breast:
Quote from: ulthar on January 18, 2007, 01:48:54 PM
Debbie Harry demonstrates how to beat a bare breast:
(http://www.imagesjournal.com/2004/reviews/videodrome/smpic4.jpg)
She covers it with a red X?
:bouncegiggle:
Yeah, well, this Golden Temple Amazon will whip her into submission!
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=112594.0;attach=148)
Well to you, i give you a bad picture of Emperor Wang.. But Emperor Wang non the less.. Who will put that amazonian into slavery of sorts..
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/pics/F/fleshg3.jpg)
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2088/2881/320/indiana%20jones%20temple%20of%20doom_Image7.jpg)
I think my man here will put her in her place :)
Quote from: Kester Pelagius on January 18, 2007, 01:55:56 PM
She covers it with a red X?
Haven't seen Videodrome?
BTW, guys, I'm not seeing your pictures ... Are you posting links? Using your avatar?
I can't see a lot of them either but I thought that was due to the firewall at work.
Try uploading them to Imageshack.us or Photobucket and pasting the URL here.
This thread makes me
(http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/2559/lolpa6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
:bouncegiggle:
Acidburn, your pic reminded me of the P.A.G.A.N.s, sooo
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005ABS5.02._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1131638659_.jpg)
Sgt. Friday can't beat Friday the 13th!!
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6056/jasonx09by0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Well since Jason is t echnically a demon, then we should get a demon killing demon thingy to take care of him.
And who better than.
(http://augustachronicle.com/images/headlines/080197/fea_spawn.jpg)
Spawn.. or maybe that was worse than.. who knows really..
I cannot remember what Spawn's nemisis was called, but remember that it would take the form of a fat clown. Here we go:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns3.jpg)
I had a perfect one to defeat Jason too - drat.
Who better to beat a clown than another clown...the Clown Prince of Gotham!
(http://www.scifilm.org/tvgraphics2/batman-popjoker.jpg)
Joker is the man ...but this lil lady can put his ass out on the couch when he gets outta line....
(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/WEBTECHINFO/file/DAVE/harley.jpg)
Harley Quinn
Well to kill a toon there is nobody better or worse than.
Judge Doom
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/d6/200px-Dip.jpg)
Than I'll melt him!
I...can't figure this dam image shack thing out,or how to post pictures...I'm an idiot.Sorry.
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 19, 2007, 03:52:38 PM
I...can't figure this dam image shack thing out,or how to post pictures...I'm an idiot.Sorry.
Join the club ( there's 2 of us now). Dumbfounded computer! It can't be us......can it? :lookingup:
Who better to dominate Christopher Lloyd (Judge Doom --> Uncle Fester) than little Debbie Jellinsky (the black widow from ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES):
(http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/cusac3.jpg)
Black Widow? Spiders are no match for the Kari:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/C113-8.jpg)
Turkish Spiderman kills women all the time!
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/5025/turkeyspider010tc4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Famous Samus conquers all pot bellied spider men, Space pirates and Metroids too.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jul7-3329742006.jpg)
And under that suit of powered armor is a really gorgeous woman.
Unfortunately, Famous Samus is worth 1000 points. Definitely Frankenstein kibble:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathrace/deathrace3.jpg)
Nobody can beat the "Nibbler".
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA8N2Z0D.jpg)
" I said NOBODY!"
There's no need to fear, Underdog is here
(http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/6500/underdog1ec2.th.jpg)
Gol durn it. I uploaded an image to Imageshack, how do I get it to show here. Using link and image don't seem to do it.
(I've put up the URLs sans image & url. Sorry for the threadjack.)
EDIT BY ANDREW: You have to use BBS code, vice HTML. The easy way to check what tags you need is to use the shortcuts just above the smiley faces. The one that looks like a picture on the wall is for images.
Morris Ankrum,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Morris20Ankrum.jpg)
Fearless fighter of alien invaders and giant grasshoppers will defeat all bad guys, except Underdog is a good guy so they'd just be friends, maybe Morris would give Underdog a milkbone or something, but they wouldn't fight.
a-HAH! I'm pretty sure that Morris Ankrum is no match for the awesome and unconquerable threat posed by the allmighty Giant leeches!
(http://www.mjsimpson.co.uk/reviews/Resources/attack7.gif)
Now in spanish! Blee-ee-eeh!
A mighty army of cane toads will destroy your pitiful leeches!
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/61/019822canetoad5en.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/6443/dv8080316uh.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
An ill-tempered young girl (with a knife) to counter your poisonous toads:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/alice_mcgee.jpg)
Conan the Republican can take care of any ill-tempered female,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/d.jpg)
And her little dog too.
MacGyver has you beat, all he needs is a stick of gum and a piece of lint. :smile: (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/337032.jpg)
Nobody can beat MacGyver! Except maybe....
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/misers_mom.jpg)
The miser brothers and mother nature.
Quote from: Poogie on January 19, 2007, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 19, 2007, 03:52:38 PM
I...can't figure this dam image shack thing out,or how to post pictures...I'm an idiot.Sorry.
Join the club ( there's 2 of us now). Dumbfounded computer! It can't be us......can it? :lookingup:
The sad truth is...actually...it is us. I guess there are somethings we are not meant to know...(heavy sigh)...
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 20, 2007, 01:43:00 PM
Quote from: Poogie on January 19, 2007, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 19, 2007, 03:52:38 PM
I...can't figure this dam image shack thing out,or how to post pictures...I'm an idiot.Sorry.
Join the club ( there's 2 of us now). Dumbfounded computer! It can't be us......can it? :lookingup:
The sad truth is...actually...it is us. I guess there are somethings we are not meant to know...(heavy sigh)...
Dennis found out how to do it from his friend at work and it works. He sent you an e-mail. Did you receive it ? :question:
You guys are lucky I cant get any pics on here, i have a whole collection of b-film and power ranger monster pics on photobucket....bwa ha haaaa.......
Quote from: Poogie on January 20, 2007, 03:36:39 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 20, 2007, 01:43:00 PM
Quote from: Poogie on January 19, 2007, 04:06:06 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 19, 2007, 03:52:38 PM
I...can't figure this dam image shack thing out,or how to post pictures...I'm an idiot.Sorry.
Join the club ( there's 2 of us now). Dumbfounded computer! It can't be us......can it? :lookingup:
The sad truth is...actually...it is us. I guess there are somethings we are not meant to know...(heavy sigh)...
Dennis found out how to do it from his friend at work and it works. He sent you an e-mail. Did you receive it ? :question:
No-ain't checked my e-mail,but I sure will!!!! Thanx alot,you guys! Yer a coupla gems,ya are!
Son Goku can whip all three of em! (insert nerdy crap here)
(http://pr4y.free.fr/images/db_magicb_nuage.jpg)
(http://img380.imageshack.us/img380/7749/dragonballmovie2.jpg)
Here's the nerdy crap,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ithe-legend-of-zelda-twilight-princ.jpg)
Link, the Hero of Hyrule rules.
Goodbye Son goku.
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/grumblebee.jpg
Now you get stung! Grumblebee, attack! Bwa ha haaaa...!
This is the deadly frozen pole who can stop anybody's face.....OOOOOOOUUUUCCCHHHH ! (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/pic1.jpg)
Fausto,
Edit your post so it looks like this:
[img]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/grumblebee.jpg[/img]
That is, add the [img] before and the [/img] after your image url. That will give you this:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/grumblebee.jpg)
(And use the preview feature to test it)
Sadako's already dead, so a frozen pole won't affect her much.
(http://pserve.club.fr/Ring10.JPG)
Quote from: furbearingbrick on January 21, 2007, 10:55:51 PM
Sadako will make short work of him.
I am afraid that site tries to prevent hotlinking (links from other sites). Your image does not show.
Fixed. Carry on...
Anything that comes from a TV is no match for the Garbageman:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/garbageman1.jpg)
He is easily one of the most interesting "throwaway" characters I have seen in a movie. He pops up in The Video Dead (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/videodead/) for about twenty seconds, then he is gone.
Watch out! he likes people food, and the occasional Garbageman.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Trex.jpg)
Sure King Kong could kick the T-Rexs ass, but what if you're a puny human like us? As a human taking on a giant dinosaur then it's hard to go past this as your man:
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/9637/neil2bx.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Of course, silly pose just adds bonus points I think...
Dean...
The Event Horizon makes short work of Mr. Neill...
(http://img180.imageshack.us/img180/2807/eventhorizon0125vg.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Badass puppets? The one, the only:
(http://www.trondheim-filmklubb.no/film/tfk/v96/bilder/04.17-Feebles.jpg)
Human Torch.
(http://www.jerryodom.com/images/human-torch.jpg)
Puppets, fire, you figure it out.
Human Torch cannot withstand the bad puns by Mr. Freeze-Arnold Style(TM):
(http://www.productionillustration.com/images/brfrgn.ph.gif)
Spyro can melt Mr. Freezanator with one little puff.... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAXN41KB.jpg)
That little dragon is a mere crunchy snack for:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/lakeplacid/lakeplacid7.jpg)
That fig bucking crocodile is no match for Mr. T!
(http://www.agonybooth.com/extras/mr_t/medallion/)
Mr T is no match for...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/texase.jpg)
(Thanks, ulthar)
Wow, I miss a couple of days and look what happens,
well leatherface is no match for the T1000
(http://www.hit-tennis.com/images/jpg/gallery/event/event06/t1000.jpg)
It kinda looks like we have expanded from the bad movies realm, but it works and is fun nontheless
Heeerrrrrrrrre's Johnnie !.... T1000 will end up as a puddle of silver slim when he sees "JACK". (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAHWL491.jpg)
Kubrick gave us Jack, but then he topped himself with the Cruise-meister:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/tom_cruise_eyes_wide_shut_002.jpg)
Bill Harford easily gets taken down by Alice Harford, the Nutcracker!
(http://www.filmrezension.de/filme/bilder/ews_180x135(2).jpg)
That poseur could easily be taken out by the REAL Samantha Stephens:
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/bewitched-witchwife.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Witch_Movie_04.jpg)
Could Samantha Stevens contend with the witches of eastwick? These three took down Jack Nicholson.
Those witches are nothing compared to this one.
She'll eat them for breakfast! And then eat you!
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/873/filmswitches2mo.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Thanks for the hand Andrew. I had tried the buttons, but I think the HTML code was there too.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Bad Movies Picture War.
Ash, I believe ole Ron can put her in her place...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/orgazmo/orgazmo1.jpg)
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Copy2ofuntitled.jpg)
Ron Ely is . . . DOC SAVAGE, THE MAN OF BRONZE!
(http://members.fortunecity.com/clark_savage/doc0359.jpg)
The Man of Bronze would be mere putty in the hands of:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ironman.gif)
Iron Man
Lava monster from episode 6 of "The challenge of the super friends" will melt iron man into pocket change!
(http://home.netcom.com/~rogermw/cotsf/ep6_lava_monster.jpg)
I had some problems figuring out a way to stop the lava monster. Finally decided to turn him to stone, ala Medusa:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sextette/sextette2.jpg)
she just got munched by a graboid, NO EYES!
(http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/bbimages/UK/glossy/April06/MovieMonsters/Graboid.jpg)
Quote from: Joe on January 23, 2007, 09:41:36 AM
she just got munched by a graboid, NO EYES!
You are my hero today. I was hoping someone would find an inventive and gruesome way to do her in.
I counter your graboid with a rat-bat-crab-spider:
(http://www.scifilm.org/images3/angryredplanet.gif)
Well .. thinking about that lovely bat-rat-crab spider thingy..
how bout some flying piranhas
(http://www.tele-movie-shop.de/images/lowspeed/big/CD---Piranha-II.jpg)
Fish dinner for Gamera, the fiery, flying turtle, fryer of flying fish and friend to little children everywhere (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gamera_1999_bob_eggleton.jpg)
The Swedish Chef can make soup out of that turtle
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/swedish_chef.jpg)
swedish chefs goose is cooked by the two-headed- flying roc!
(http://theseventhvoyage.com/images/7th%20Voyage%20of%20Sinbad/theroc2.jpg)
(sorry, only good pic i could find)
My roc is better, consider the other guy your Roc.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Rockbottom.jpg)
Your Roc has hit roc bottom!
CAN YA SMEEEEEEEEEELLLELELELELELEL WHAT THE DOC IS COOKIN?!
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/hannibal0000.jpg)
I have been thinking hard on this.. and to kill a cannibal, one must employ a cannibal..
Women that is..
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cannibalwomen/cannibalwomen1.jpg)
What woman can resist:
(http://www.antigeist.com/monk/archives/bela-lugosi.jpg)
Ah, but Dracula is no match for a tribe of cavemen with wooden spears.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/lastdinosaur/lastdinosaur6.jpg)
Sometimes the old ways are best.
But, those cavemen are no match for!!
(http://www.imaginaire.ca/BobMorane/DossierBM-Images/CIN-JurassicPark-Trex.gif)
The almighty Jurassic Park T-Rex!!! Hey, who says all the dinosaurs died!
And T-Rex lost his battle with global cooling:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/newyorkice.jpg)
(I notice we are kinda going in circles, but some interesting images are being used each iteration through the loop....)
Yeah, well.... take this!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/alien_movie_monster_08.jpg)
Her acid blood melts all your ice, or something...... :tongueout:
Still not a match for the Killer Rabbit:
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/1582/250pxkillerrabbit2rb.th.jpg) (http://img64.imageshack.us/my.php?image=250pxkillerrabbit2rb.jpg)
That little bunnie is no match for "VAVOOOOOOOOM"! (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/ff-vavoom.gif)
He just wants to be left alone; I image those loud VAVOOMs would make him angry:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ymir/ymir8.jpg)
Unfortunately, training at the same coloseum were...
(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/way_of_the_dragon-colt-3.jpg)
Lee and Norris!
I match your Ymir and raise him one Hellboy! (he could beat invisible Lee and Norris too)
(http://www.scifilm.org/images/hellboy1.jpg)
Gotta problem with Satan or his minions roaming the earth? All you gotta do is close...
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/thegate.gif)
(and let some pre-adolescent boys save the world)
The Monster From The Id should scare them off,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ForbiddenPlanet007.jpg)
He's doing a fine job on these guys.
That's got to be worth, what, at least 50 points?
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/4122/frank7xa.jpg)
Score!
Nothing can stop Frankenstein.
Mister Frankenstein may have to take the long way around.
(http://www.niftyfiftyscifi.com/Pic2/mm90.jpg)
Here's what we could do with Frankenstein's head...
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/7716/cj395706ut.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
the bowling lane/guillotine just got owned
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/woody.jpg)
Trapped in a bowling alley with "The Green Slime" would be painful. Plus, cutting into them with the chainsaw just makes them bleed, which turns into more creatures.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/greenslime/greenslime8.jpg)
Well how bout this kungfu indian from brotherhood of the wolf.
I am sure he could do some non-bleeding damage.
(http://www.whatdvd.net/WhatDVD-Graphics/main/95.jpg)
I raise you "Double Dragon"
If it's good enough to kill Scott Wolf's career as a lead actor in a movie, it can certainly take care of Mark Dacascos...
(http://www.nostalgia.com/large/10550.JPG)
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/9443/doubledragon7ol.gif)
This will take care of them
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/smokeangel_usaf.jpg)
It's also got the Air Force's attention.
and it gets devoured by Sally Struthers the Hut
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/5310/sallyandsalacious2pd.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
struthers the hut just got choked to death
(http://www.padawansguide.com/originaltrilogy/slave11.jpg)
(like you didnt see that coming :teddyr:)
And Carrie met her match, too.
(http://www.belushi.com/3.jpg)
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses."
- Elwood Blues
That one is easy to counter:
(http://suchi.srs.ne.jp/sb/image/200505/blues_brothers_penguin.jpg)
M'man Bill Cosby knew how to deal with nuns ...
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/MJS.jpg)
Oh yeah? Let Cosby take down THIS Nun...(http://imageshack.us/thumbnmail.png) (http://img440.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2927196443lw4.jpg)
ARRRGGGHHHH!A RED X!!!!
RC, I tried to get that picture to post, and it did not work for me either. Could you check that the link is correct?
The link I see is:
http://img440.imageshack.us/my.php?image=2927196443lw4.jpg
I try agin....(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/2873/2483957695xf7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
OK....certainpics just won't upload!And I do believe it was a goof somehow as a result of the link...
Quote from: RCMerchant on January 25, 2007, 08:58:22 PM
OK....certainpics just won't upload!And I do believe it was a goof somehow as a result of the link...
Are you sure you're not just having some kind of. . .
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8089/crazynp8.jpg)
Crazy dream!
Beware the Dunwich Horror!
They are all grasshopper chow
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/beginend2.jpg)
john goodman pulling out the big guns to exterminate that big bug.
(http://dvdrama.com/upload/soundwave-Arachnophobia5.jpg)
I got something to take care
of that big pound of flesh...(http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/1708/fm29ez3.th.jpg) (http://img291.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fm29ez3.jpg)
Flesh eating bacteria = OWNED
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/zap.jpg?t=1169813373)
Neither Beast or Sith Lord can withstand. . .
(http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9706/glaivept1.jpg)
The power of the Glaive!
HA! One puny mind-controlled 5-bladed flying pocket knife is no match for a compressed-air, blade-shooting, triple-bladed broad sword!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/swordsorcerer/swordsorcerer6.jpg)
Q the Winged Serpent swallows him whole.
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/4426/89249144de2.jpg)
Q would become powerless and crash right into the wall at the sight of these:
(http://www.webtechinfo.com/simon/files/Dave/STORYTELLER/image/EVERQUEST/redstar.jpg)
(I know I know - not from an actual movie but I thought it was funny) :)
No swords or little knives will dent this hunk of stone. These rocks are real... :buggedout: (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thing.gif)
(rats, I had a good one for the compressed air launched sword...oh well).
Sam Hell is among the last of sterile men on earth, so he won't be overly impressed.
Bye, bye, cleavage:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hellfrog/hellfrog2.jpg)
(sorry, Poogie, we posted at nearly the same time)
That's okay ulthar, talk about sterile...... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/mr-bean-cooking-turkey.jpg)
(http://www.niftyfiftyscifi.com/Claw/claw4.JPG)
One good bird deserves another.
Of course, what monster could stand in the way of Robot Monster
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster7.jpg)
your cheezy monster brawn cannot defe(http://img442.imageshack.us/img442/3711/32317814ork1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)at the power of...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NwmAbdgrz7s/UT4soUjHuXI/AAAAAAAAAQk/5DrW0HiLENE/s1600/homsar+character+vid.png)
brains?? MEH!
Whatta hell IS that!? Yeow!!!!Prtty spooky, but gaze(http://img260.imageshack.us/img260/923/0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf08eg8.th.jpg) (http://img260.imageshack.us/my.php?image=0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf08eg8.jpg)
upon THIS....my cartoon willEAT your cartoon!
I have a gang of these puzzled monsters.... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/qqxsgMonsters.gif)
All good movie monsters would be destroyed by
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/boll-withbeer.jpg)
We got ways to deal with that guy(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2869/scorseseragingbull2yf1.th.jpg) (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=scorseseragingbull2yf1.jpg)
What sort of faces do you think Rocky would make if he was being strangled by an invisible brain and spinal column?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fiendface/fiendface8.jpg)
(http://cyberpunk.net.pl/film/produkcje/gfx/kosiarz03.jpg)consider your brain tamed.
Behold the power of the Werewolf
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/werewolfb.jpg)
He'll take care of the brain and the brain eater too.
(http://www.mondo-digital.com/beastmust3.jpg)Nothing better to stop a werewolf than a werewolf break! (geez, can't wait to see how you get out of this one... :smile:)
Landon will bite your face off... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/landonwolf.jpg) and drool alot....
Your teenage werewolf could not help but fall under the control of Blacula...
(http://www.citizensofthegalaxy.com/v_blacula.jpg)
HA! Die,Blacula,Die!(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/1716/alt6kronosbigkw9.th.jpg) (http://img169.imageshack.us/my.php?image=alt6kronosbigkw9.jpg)
Captain Kronos is easily outranked by Major Disaster... and he's brought backup.
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/t/toxiccru.jpg)
Mr. T and his gang will mop the floor with Capt. Kronos & Major Disaster!
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/415/mr315jd6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
How about Mr. Dead and his gang?
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/landofthedead3.jpg)
Zombies? A martial arts expert Priest will do the job. Father McGruder! He kicks ass for the lord!
(http://www.bmoviegraveyard.com/reviews/DeadAlive/DeadAlivevideoclip.jpg)
A catholic priest? Time to deploy Kenny:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gamvsgaos/gamvsgaos2.jpg)
(Look, somebody was going to say it.)
who is twarted by a pointy grave stone (i couldnt find the one from the movie so this will have to do.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/liverpool/localhistory/mersey_times/issue_03/mary_billinge/gravestone.jpg)
(this was meant for father but Andrew aparently beat me to the punch right before i posted it)
It's a shame Kenny's parents weren't more careful about who they said Kenny was allowed to play with
(http://i636.photobucket.com/albums/uu88/moviesidefilmfestival/Terror%20in%20the%20Aisles%205/Itsalivebaby.jpg)
And as for the tombstone, I'm sure we remember a scene from the Friday the 13th part 6 trailer...
(http://oi45.tinypic.com/282ko41.jpg)
Your red X's are no match for Harvey Birdman!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/harvey_birdman_sticker_2.jpg)
Yeeessss, but how will he fare one I fix them?!?
(http://www.8bitjoystick.com/photos/monster_baby-thumb.jpg)
(http://www.nr6ca.org/images/lightning-fl.jpg)
Thor can handle Harvey and a little lightning
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/file00251.gif)
I fI recall ,Thor could easily fall for the charms of a hot goddess(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/7038/betty2wa7.th.jpg) (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=betty2wa7.jpg)
I can think of someone who doesn't appreciate such charms
(http://www.movieactors.com/photos/dirtydozen73train.jpeg)
Archer J. Maggot
I'll render him unconsious...
with booze flavored
lollipops!(http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/6073/pack6zi8.th.jpg) (http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=pack6zi8.jpg)
Swallow a couple of these... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Suba.jpg) And you look like this...(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/mr-bean-cooking-turkey.jpg)
The chicken and Bean only makes it all the more appetizing
(http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_q-z/zombie-1.jpg)
This huuuuuuuge pig would burst your zombie...... (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Hogzilla-1146703624t.jpg)
Poogie, I don't have a pic handy to beat that one, but that pig made me laugh till my side almost hurt. :bouncegiggle:
These two, aah, people, er, animals,(whatever, I'm distracted right now)beat the pig.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/julie_bell_01_at_waters_edge.jpg)
Nausicaa and her Ohmu friend can easily take down your barbarian woman and her Mecha-Winged Leopard thingie.
(http://nausicaa.wanfear.com/graphics/gallery/n_ohmu.jpg)
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/2565/ghosthustlers09cu6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
High School Ghosthustlers will take care of that tenticled thing!
Quote from: ulthar on January 28, 2007, 10:50:47 PM
Poogie, I don't have a pic handy to beat that one, but that pig made me laugh till my side almost hurt. :bouncegiggle:
Isn't that the cutest thing?... :bouncegiggle:
"It's the Stay Puff Marshmellow Man"....He will roast your Ghosthustlers.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/crowd.jpg)
Who's in the mood for roasted marshmallows?
(http://www.scifilm.org/images3/godzilla2000-1.jpg)
Godzilla would totally get his ass owned by the Blob. (Seriously... it's a fight I've been interested in seeing evre since I was a wee little G-fan...)
(http://www.ibase.ru/images/blob.jpg)
I dare you to eat meeeeee......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAESQD56.jpg)
TOXIC SQUIRREL
(http://www.supersimpsons.com/radioactive-man.png)
Toxic nothing...
Mr. Burns will take care of "Radioactive Man"!
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAIFT5F0.jpg)
Burns' money won't save him here
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/DeathSeventhSeal.png)
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on January 29, 2007, 04:58:19 PM
Burns' money won't save him here
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/DeathSeventhSeal.png)
He can't kill something thats already dead! (http://i15.tinypic.com/2e6es0z.jpg) Frankensteins soul brotha!
All of those things and people are tuff, but what about this:
(http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/nuclear_explosion.jpg)
If anything can live through this, bring it on sucka.
:hot: :hot: :hot:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
:hot: :hot: :hot:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
John
That'll only make Kronos even more powerful!
(http://www.scifilm.org/images3/kronos1.jpg)
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/9098~Full-Grown-Lesbian-Posters.jpg)
The lesbians will EAT your pathetic box!!
(heh, a little in bad taste? .......maybe)
Quote from: KYGOTC on January 29, 2007, 08:07:22 PM
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/EPH/9098~Full-Grown-Lesbian-Posters.jpg
The lesbians will EAT your pathetic box!!
(heh, a little in bad taste? .......maybe)
Where is the picture?
John
Homer will beat up your picture and then hit the boom boom button again to knock off Kronos.
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/6890/homer3.gif)
:cheers: Mmm, beer...
John
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SXlxi2irW9o/TrSUN4S1qSI/AAAAAAAAESQ/RcQLlXyiCK0/s1600/theaterof%2Bbloood.jpg)
Chef Lionheart cuts the overweight no slack!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/chunkychicken.jpg)
My Chunky Chicken doesent take kindly to chefs!
BEAT THIS !!!!! :twirl: :twirl: :twirl: :twirl:
(//)
chefs.gif
I'm not sure what that chef pic was supposed to be, but dessert comes after dinner, so I give you:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/clintlede.jpg?t=1170131745)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Feeling20Grizzly.jpg)
Ben, no longer gentle, can handle this particular chef
(http://www.knox.edu/Images/_News/news_media/img/2006/colbert_stephen-1ss.jpg)
It was bears all along...
(scoffs) No match for JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER!
(http://www.phillyburbs.com/superheroes/images/jcvh.jpg)
Jesus is cool, but can he stop Tom Baker from jumping into the Tardis and changing time?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Bakert.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/3doctardis.jpg)
Only I can stop Dr. Who..........................
(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2006-01-Jan/Eraserhead%20-%20Anscestor%20of%20Kramer%20(250w).jpg)
My hair can fix you.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAVO9R42.jpg)
Frankenhooker would eat Eraserhead for Lynch...I mean lunch! (and that other big hair guy too)
(http://www.scifilm.org/images3/frankenhooker1.jpg)
Is that a fact. How about Kojack.......................
(http://users.static.freeblog.hu/v/o/r/vortex-cecht/Files/telly%20savalas1.jpg)
Weeelllllll have Kojak chump on this....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAOG1CWH.jpg)
(http://www.bodymap.no/EStore/imagesProducts/25112004-Id656_th.JPG)
consider that foot licked
Terror tongue thing, Ghoulies, Bordello of Blood and I can't find a single image of the tongues! I guess this here mouth will have to do
(http://oi49.tinypic.com/s2xj48.jpg)
Here's a big mouth worth worrying about....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/big-mouth.jpg)
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9196/bleedbloodfeastnm4.th.jpg) (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bleedbloodfeastnm4.jpg)
Tounge? What tounge?
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4417/58501dp3.jpg)
OOPS! the tounge thing was done! Mouth-heres a scary yap!
Well, The Dentist can take care of that set of choppers!
(http://bilder.filmstarts.de/verzeichnis/film/filme/t/the.dentist/TheDentist-Poster01.jpg)
Yeah? Well,my odd(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2558/marvindu9.jpg)ball ad can out oddball youroddball ad!
Wait! I found her tongue....it's gross but it could be hers.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnail.jpg)
RC slooooow down....I'm toooo slow for you...
But the dentist can't help this gross tongue.....
Speaking of odd balls.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/2head-s.jpg)
Sorry about that RCMerchant
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/8528/n1247pv4.jpg)
But my tounge eats BRAIIINNNSSS!
Won't be able to bite into these frozen monkey brains.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Dessert20-20chilled20monkey20brains.jpg)
Do I hafta bring this guy back?(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9716/0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf08sp0.jpg)
(http://www.horschamp.qc.ca/images/photos/bad_taste.jpg)
Sorry for the temporary hijack, but:
Oh man, I believe "The Secret of the Blue Room" is a movie I was thinking about JUST THE OTHER DAY. And, I saw it on Shock Theatre!! I thought about posting it in the "What is this Movie" board" RC, are you psychic?
Too wierd. Anyway, it's a pretty good ghost story, iirc, with an interesting ending.
Back to pictures...
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39903000/jpg/_39903027_oscar_peter.jpg)
You might want to take it easy on those brains.
(http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_q-z/rotld-10.jpg)
"Send More Brains"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jonhall11.jpg)
The Beach Girl and the Monster are zombie killers of the most capable type, and the monster would just love it.
To defeat your monster, I call upon.
ANIMALA from the lost skeleton of cadavra..
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/tristar_pictures/the_lost_skeleton_of_cadavra/jennifer_blaire/skeleton.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/bones.jpg)
Try this skeleton "Here, let me help you get a-head....bwa ha ha..."
(http://www.meekermuseum.com/sword4.jpg)
down goes the skeleton man
I already have a-head for now
(http://www.surfindead.com/braina.jpg)
Do you want to try a bigger head?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images.jpg)
The big head is out classed by the Killer Eye:
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/5894/killereyexb3.jpg)
I have a fix for eye problems...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mosquito/mosquito8.jpg)
Moscito Proboscis!!
Sorry but I have to bring in the PIG of destruction for this eye sucking bug...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Hogzilla-1146703624t.jpg)
Deathstalker is more than a match for any Pig Man:
(http://www.scifilm.org/images2/deathstalker1.jpg)
Oh yea!
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Turkey-600x450.jpg)
Man, that would just turn Deathstalker on!
Herchall's got ways to deal with Turkey...
(http://img250.imageshack.us/img250/2951/bloodfreak3pa6.jpg)
Can he deal with Cujo?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/158820.jpg)
My crazy dog is crazier than yor crazy dog!(http://img378.imageshack.us/img378/6550/untitledek8.png)
Well, Ren is no match for- The Thing!! In HIS dog form...
(http://www.outpost31.com/movie/images/fxdogthing1.jpg)
The thing aint got nothin on
Gamera the Invincible
oh yea..
(http://www.henshinonline.com/images/gamera_returns_01.jpg)
The picture says it all.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnail-1.jpg)
(http://www.worldwidedvdforums.com/kb_images/864_street5_1.jpg)
Quote from: T-Rex Television on January 31, 2007, 04:26:17 PM
Well, Ren is no match for- The Thing!! In HIS dog form...
(http://www.outpost31.com/movie/images/fxdogthing1.jpg)
What is that thing? What movie is that? :question: :question:
John
Try this on for size.
(http://www.ravenmimura.com/images/full/Doomsphere.jpg)
My Doomsphere can kick your butts.
John
Quote from: JPickettIII on January 31, 2007, 11:25:41 PM
What is that thing? What movie is that? :question: :question:
John
Are you kidding? (not being a smart aleck, because the pun is there, intentional or not).
If not, it is the dog-thing from Carpenter's THE THING.
Here comes Nausicaa with reinforcements...
http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/m-p/nausicaa-08.jpg (http://www.ultimatedisney.com/images/m-p/nausicaa-08.jpg)
(Stupid Disney won't let the picture go....)
Quote from: ulthar on January 31, 2007, 11:59:57 PM
Quote from: JPickettIII on January 31, 2007, 11:25:41 PM
What is that thing? What movie is that? :question: :question:
John
Are you kidding? (not being a smart aleck, because the pun is there, intentional or not).
If not, it is the dog-thing from Carpenter's THE THING.
I feel like a jacka$$. The Thing is one of my favorite movies. I keep on watching it. I am dork.
Please don't take away my B-Movie card. :lookingup:
Quabrot, are you talking about this?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images-1.jpg)
After that parrot eats some of these...who knows what could happen?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/MONSTERETTES.jpg)
Possibly he would look like this guy
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/review_12gr_12.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/evil_dead_08.jpg)
You know what they say...an army of skeletons is better than one.
I distract your army of bones with groovy music
(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/2663/mad2lk2.jpg)
"Do the MUMMMMYYYY.....!!!!"
Someone throw Cujo a bone..................
(http://www.horror.boo.pl/images/recenzje/cujo/cujo2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/still14.jpg)
Cujo, what's a Cujo? some new kind of snack food or something.
Why go just Komodo, when you can go Komodo vs. Cobra?
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4175/kvc12fd3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monsters.jpg)
Double teaming the alley cat does no good
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000A59Q2I.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
How about a triple team then?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/captainamericalithobytompalmer_pic2.jpg)
The Captain can handle multiple foes
Ah yes.....Captain America.....can you beat my "great satan"?
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/demon_movie_monster_14.jpg)
(sorry to offend anybody, but I couldn resist the pun)
This guy will melt the little devil........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images-2.jpg)
(http://weisstool.com/store/products/CPM-PML8000Y.jpg)
My spotlight will make short work of you silhouette...
When bright light's your problem, who ya gonna call?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine7-ic.jpg)
John Agar will zap your cheezy spacecraft out(http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/5065/pic2dc5.jpg) of existence,you stoopid stoopid aliens!
Send you and your creepy demon eyes to hell...
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/frailty/bill_paxton/frailty2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jw05-true.jpg)
No match for The bold talking one eyed fat man named Rooster
A man named Rooster vs. a man named
(http://img.clubic.com/photo/00036870.jpg)
COBRA!
(http://img475.imageshack.us/img475/9797/pic3pq8.jpg)
I make mush of your musclehead dork!
A man called.....MANSTER!
This 3 eyed fish looks braver than your Manster.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Blinky.jpg) BLUB,BLUB,........
I pollute your home!3 ey(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/5387/deutschlobby12bu0.jpg)ed mutant goldfish!
Well....about this 3 eyed zombie.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAZRMX20.jpg) And he has big teeth too..
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4666/165f3ka7.jpg)
NOTHING scares this guy!
I don't know we have some pretty freaky people, ELVIRA could handle that guy.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA915YZA.jpg)
Elvira's beauty will be her undoing.....
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/oz_mombi.jpg)
Princess Mombi will add her head to the collection.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/headless-horseman1.jpg)
A headless horseman for your headless princess
This guy can grow a new head, so there......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/tony_shaloub5.jpg)
That New York alien has no chance against the Tall Man.
(http://www.phantasm.com/graphics/phantasm/angus_head.gif)
Morticia will shrink that tall man....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA0K7X36.jpg)
Nobody and I mean nobody beats: Peter Graves
Well, that's the end.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/blackscorpion6.jpg)
Scorpions eat grasshoppers and this one also eats trains so he could handle Mr. Graves too.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/MK_Scorpion_Cropped.jpg)
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e376/Zhao_isla/Pedidos/Johnny_Cage_04.gif)
scorpion's down for the count
These gargantuan erasers will fix muscle pencil man.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/GiantErasers.jpg)
Fire breathing dragons, will destroy your measly little rubber erasers.. muahahahaha
(http://www.ffos.hr/~ivinkler/reign%20of%20fire.jpg)
I'll fix your DRAGON BREATH....spiiissssss....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAPWDDFB.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/evil_dead_10.jpg)
No amount of mints can fix the unholy breath of evil ash!
Hope you're feeling better....Now my elephant will just step on your ash mouth......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images-4.jpg)
The Ymir hates elephants.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ymir/ymir7.jpg)
EDIT: Actually, the Ymir hates anybody who pokes him, but he already knows elephants are likely to poke him.
Welllllllll...poke..poke...poke...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAYSQJ89.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on February 05, 2007, 05:50:19 PM
Welllllllll...poke..poke...poke...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAYSQJ89.jpg)
Wait, are you trying to trump the Ymir - or just annoy it further?
Quote from: Andrew on February 05, 2007, 05:52:42 PM
Quote from: Poogie on February 05, 2007, 05:50:19 PM
Welllllllll...poke..poke...poke...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAYSQJ89.jpg)
Wait, are you trying to trump the Ymir - or just annoy it further?
I figure if Pokey pokes enough the elephant can sneak up from behind and STOMP!!!!....
Just don't go poking this guy:
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/662/paulmccartneybo9.jpg)
Think about it:
1)Paul McCartney redid Let it Be taking out all the crep that Phil Spector added. Phil Spector is now on trial for the murder of Lana Clarkson.
2) Paul's second wife -- whom he's divorcing -- lost a leg years ago & sounds like a kook in the tabloids
3) The other guy to cross Paul's path, and beat him out for the Beatles' catalog -- none other than Michael Jackson.
No sireeee, you don't want to get on Paul's bad side. Look what happened to John Lennon.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/RingoAnos80_01.jpg)
Atook the "Caveman" can handle Sir Paul, after all he kicked John Matuszak's butt.
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/3653/29361byj7.jpg)
I do believe Sid beat the sh#t out of some poor shmuck for even saying he liked the Beatles!
Uh, sid vicious? I cant tell coz the picture izznt showing on my computer but if it IS the burnout british punk ledgend,
(http://www.magicity.com/images/NeedleThruArm.jpg)
Overdose, sidney?
this guybeat a needle
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/6551/belacueco5.jpg)
(http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/movie/van_helsing/13.jpg)
(http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/4792/bleedmagnum1yh2.jpg)
Never bring a stake to a gun fight.
But how can you shoot what you can not see???
(http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/05/37/invisible_man.jpg)
This little guy can fix you mummied invisible man.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA0ERYNF.jpg)
PREDITOR IZ A GIRLY MAN!
(http://usera.imagecave.com/manda718/fellowship2/govenator.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/3285/pic7ph7.jpg)
No, THIS is a girly,MAN!
Can't frogs change gender as they need to..
whatever, this froggg will just kick the girly man things arse
(http://barros.rusf.ru/films/covers/froggg_2005_dvd.jpg)
Did somebody see a frog?..ummmm.....feed me....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/creaturewall02.jpg)
I'll just get rid of that thing the old fashioned way....
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/hostel3.jpg)
....with a gun.
you can't kill what is already dead....
(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/354/untitledpi4.png)
OOPS! Wromg kinda Zombies! Uh...nevermind...
Edward will cut you little paper zombies to little pieces...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA3KONO8.jpg)
That stiff doesn't stand a chance against this car on the loose:
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/images/2006/05/knight_rider_cast.jpg)
Is it a box car? Well this train will knock your box car off the tracts.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCAVA62W0.jpg)
I'll see you one train and raise you one Mitchell
Game Over
Damn, I never thought it would end this way...
Of course, we all know who can defeat Mitchell.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/78/MikeAndTheBots.JPG/200px-MikeAndTheBots.JPG)
Ol' FJA has been making chezzy wisecracks about cheezy movies decades before those geeks...
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/1244/fjatv4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Cybersign_Monsters_B_Dog-head1024.jpg)
This guy is not cheesy
But this guy is...
(http://static.flickr.com/46/110667436_165cfd421b_m.jpg)
(http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/7493/grevengesss04gr5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
One horror host takes out another!
Mr. Lobo will waste both of your pathetic horror hosts!
Mwahahaha!
(http://www.cinemainsomnia.com/layout/vote4creep.jpg)
But can your trio of cheezy monsters take on THESE chezzy monsters???
(http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/9807/d6101bfm3.jpg)
This man is not afraid of cheesy monters:
(http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/5972/drdemento1st1.jpg)
The count from the hillarious house of Frightenstein will take care of Doctor Demento..
(http://www.spacecast.com/images/Shows/hhof1.jpg)
This Count will fix your Count and give you zits...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images-5.jpg)
Well count chocula would just be a tastey snack for the monster with mental power
(http://www.reelmoviecritic.com/rmc/images/LostSkeletonofCadavra.jpg)
Well this guy will pop and poke out your toxic skeletons 3 eyes....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/skeleton.jpg)
Did someone mention three eyes?
(http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/2575/blinkythxw7.jpg)
Three eyes...that's nothin':
(http://www.1000misspenthours.com/posters/postersa-d/beastwithamillioneyes.jpg)
Mississippi....will eat your 3 eyed fish...look at the shape of it, it looks like Bart.... :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnail-2.jpg) You beat me, but this is neat..Just skip me.(sorry about that)
This little cutie has 1,000,001 eyes...beat that..
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA6ZOGTV.jpg)
(http://www.mikeward.ca/images/joke/Michael%20Jackson%201.jpg)
An eyesore for your eyes.
peace Michael
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/gunkid.jpg)
Quote from: Joe on February 07, 2007, 04:44:17 PM
peace Michael
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/gunkid.jpg)
heh, thats great, man. Little kid with a gun to beat M.J. Thats perfect. "Hey little boy, want to see my 'special pistol'?"
"Hey Mr. Jackson, wanna see MINE?"
Go ahead... shoot...
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Terence-Stamp---General-Zod-Photograph-C10101814.jpeg)
Just remember, the gun is good. The penis is evil:
(http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/4215/zardsc19ppu5.jpg)
This will keep him busy...
(http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/6027/untitledna6.png)
Okay, so Goldfinger's the most popular of the gold-involved Bond villains, but can he handle 2-more?
(http://www.thelondonseason.com/images/Lee_Golden_Gun.jpg)(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nYqC2vNZ2iM/TzGStSkH6hI/AAAAAAAAAck/q79xoZUM_Ro/s1600/Sean+Bean.gif)
as well as their personal Oddjobs...
(http://www.universalexports.net/Movies/Graphics/9-images/nicknack.jpg)(http://www.bondmovies.com/henchmen/grishenko.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2005-08-05--Mighty_Mouse.jpg)
Handled. Mighty Mouse Rules!
" If I can handle Superfool,I can handle you!"
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4584/brainiaccusj8.jpg)
Caveman dino....says green man smell good....me EAT NOW!
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/cavemandino.gif)
THE MIGHTY GORGA has a can of whoop-ass for the bloated dino ...
(http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_j-p/mighty_gorga12.jpg)
GORGA!GORGA! Where are you? So I can step on your can of whoop ass..
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/imagesCA77W4W2.jpg)
Don't worry, Nessie will take care of that mean old ugly bigfoot! Nessie is getting hungry, being under the water so long, she is sick of fish everyday! Time for some red meat!
(http://perso.orange.fr/cryptozoo/nessie.jpg)
(http://web.utk.edu/~hunderw1/graphics/underdog.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/courageous_minute1.gif)
Here, kitty kitty...come get the mouse....
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/sender3.jpg)
Cockroaches will eat ANYTHING....
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/903/untitledlx2.png)
RIK MAYALL will do some serious Roach stompin!! Mr. Prat shall be their LAST victim....
(http://img%20src=http://www.ceskatelevize.cz/program/porady/1038265715/foto/king-herod-rik-mayall.jpg)
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/400/youngones_maybe.jpg)
Bloody posers...
(http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/2105/kurosex02oz9.jpg)
BULLOCKS!
""Sargent Rock will light your stogies....and you...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/ROCK3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/red-skull.jpg)
Red Skull
The obvious response:
(http://www.sideshowjoe.com/Images/Captain-America-Card.jpg)
NO ONE CHALLENGES THE POWER OF GALACTUS!!!
(http://blog.terra.com.ar/files.php?stub=universomarvel&file=SmltIFN0YXJsaW4uanBn)
One hideous planet eating monster to take on another:
(http://www.unicron.com/mainpage/unicron/cartoon/unicronplanetmode06.jpg)
(http://www.unicron.com/mainpage/unicron/cartoon/unicronplanetmode22.jpg)
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/death-star-1.jpg)
i think i just heard millions of voices suddenly cry out in terror and then suddenly silence.
This little caterpult will fix you, you even marked a bullseye for me....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/300px-Replica_catapult.jpg)
Oh please. Mr.Cyclops will take care of that hunk of wood. He has to deal with them all the time!
(http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m25/ZZombieSSheep/cyclops.jpg)
My Cyclops makes yours a very manageable problem. (http://nursemyra.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/dr-cyclops.jpg)
And Pinhead crushes that Cyclops
(http://img485.imageshack.us/img485/6889/pinheadresis2edqk1.jpg)
puppetvs.puppet:
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/9392/blackflagvo4.jpg)
Black Flag???
(http://img.stern.de/_content/52/23/522303/2_400.jpg)
Nasty, dirty little Prince is handled easily by ....
(http://images.usatoday.com/life/gallery/mascots/03-11-clean.jpg)
Sylar will eat his brain, and gain his Clean Powers.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e8/Sylarcaptures.jpg/180px-Sylarcaptures.jpg)
try and eat this...guarenteed...you'll lose your lunch...
(http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/8154/n1282nv2.jpg)
This giant cockroach can eat anything and live through it...chomp,chomp.
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/slide2_large.jpg)
These two are professional Bug Killers
(http://www.highlightzone.de/dvd/dvd_bilder/men_in_black.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pic_16.jpg)
Men in black, you're busted
Cadet Mahoney has this covered
(http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors2/Guttenbe_EC88654081_150x200.jpg)
Just in time for Valentines Day.
(http://www.sptimes.com/2003/08/08/photos/D_1_165461_HO_gigli.JPG.jpg)
Me and the ol'lady hate to interupt you two lovebirds...
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/3276/untitledxw2.png)
....but it's time for a nite cap...
"Well,....These little love birds will do you in.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/munsters_hermanlily.jpg)
Here's a truly frightening couple
(http://www.crazyabouttv.com/ImagesTwo/addamsfamily.jpg)
My Hot Homewrecker should break them up:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/images645563_Carmen_Electra4a.jpg)
Now....Where's that Hammer?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/images-6.jpg)
Annie Wilkes, meet Mr. Barlow,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Master1.gif)
You'll like Mr. Barlow, and Mr. Barlow will like you.
(http://norwoodmatt.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/tattoo7.jpg)
seth gecko + jackhammer stake= dead mr.barlow
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2942/factsoflifear8.jpg)
These ghosts of his Hollywood past will scare 'im off!
How about a hug girls?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/velociraptor.jpg)
Behold the power of the almighty Sam Neil!
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/norfolk/kids/astronomy/sam_neil_space_150.jpg)
that should take care of that pesky lizard.
KNEEL before the true unholy spawn of Satan,Damien!
(http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/752/1264611exorcist300wc1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/300px-Ol-thezantimisfits.jpg)
Quote from: DENNIS on February 17, 2007, 11:37:39 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/300px-Ol-thezantimisfits.jpg)
What the hell is that?
Quote from: CoreyHeldpen on February 17, 2007, 01:05:05 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on February 17, 2007, 11:37:39 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/300px-Ol-thezantimisfits.jpg)
What the hell is that?
Now that made me laugh hard, because I imagine many people would have the same reaction. That would be a Zanti Misfit:
http://www.homevideos.com/outerlimits/ol14.htm
Gigantor will smash that little bug.
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1530/gig10eb2.th.jpg)
The Zanti Misfits are creepy as Hell!! A human like face on a huge ant-like critter...yikes!
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/9252/twindste7.jpg)
Wonder Twin powers....ACTIVATE!
Jayna..."Shape of an eagle!" ZZZABBBBRREEEEP
Zan..."Form of *cough* a bucket of water!" WWVVVVLLLUUSSHHH!
Promptly dumped on Gigantor ought to fry his circuits.
(bucket courtesy of Hammerspace, ltd.)
Quote from: JaseSF on February 17, 2007, 05:12:19 PM
The Zanti Misfits are creepy as Hell!! A human like face on a huge ant-like critter...yikes!
We used to call them Mitch Miller bugs... :smile: (http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/mitchmiller.jpg)
This little guy will flatten your bucket and your little bird too........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnail-3.jpg)
Wonder Twins...HA!
(http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/221/ba283xt3.jpg)
OOps! I mean Die RODAN!!!! :lookingup:
Karma point for that awesome one, RC. =)
Okay. Here's someone who can take on the Avengers.
(http://florence.ghibellini.free.fr/obscur/galactus/Stormbreaker%2001.jpg)
You know, that big ole pink and red robot thing can't harm my cute little ATOM ANT
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/2ZL7OCAM0X0OICAU3EDRRCAAD32EXCAD9C4.jpg)
Tiny Tim will put an end to all previous entries.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0 (http://youtube.com/watch?v=skU-jBFzXl0)
(http://www.webpan.com/thelaughin/images/show/tiny_tom/laugh-in_tiny_tim.jpg)
(http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/6160/wizardofozpoppiesct1.jpg)
Tiptoe through these, sucka!
That little ant thingy can't kill Galactus, Poogie. I'm sorry to be argumentative. But it can't.
I'll bet Galactus could even pick up Mjolnir, for goodness' sake, if he so deigned.
But Tiny Tim! Gahh! The mighty Galactus, eater of worlds, would flee in abject terror!
Hey, that's make a great YTMND.. "Galactus is NOT having a wonderful time." Hehehehehe.....
Quote from: Zapranoth on February 18, 2007, 03:54:32 AM
That little ant thingy can't kill Galactus, Poogie. I'm sorry to be argumentative. But it can't.
But......But.....But.......I know,.........But I tried.... :smile:
FEEEEEEED MEEEE........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/5X3FOCA0Q0SFUCAMQR6FHCAZ54L23CAQY4P.jpg)
Poison Poppys wont't affect THIS pony tailed little girl...and I doubt the plant would eat rotton meat...
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/115/beyond11yk6.gif)
This crazed, cud spitting and rotten meat lover will digest your little girl without the help of a fiber powdered drink.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/bloodllama7.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on February 18, 2007, 03:45:18 PM
This crazed, cud spitting and rotten meat lover will digest your little girl without the help of a fiber powdered drink.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/bloodllama7.jpg)
Thats really disgusting,distasteful,and just plain gross. In other words,right up to BAD MOVIE.org standerds!
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 18, 2007, 03:51:13 PM
Quote from: Poogie on February 18, 2007, 03:45:18 PM
This crazed, cud spitting and rotten meat lover will digest your little girl without the help of a fiber powdered drink.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/bloodllama7.jpg)
Thats really disgusting,distasteful,and just plain gross. In other words,right up to BAD MOVIE.org standerds!
I'm learning.. :bouncegiggle:
Die, brain eating furball, die
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Vogueweapon.jpg)
"You'll THRILL!You'll CHILL!!You'll pee your pants with insane laughter! when you see....
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/226/molemenn88zj8.jpg)
WAR of the CHEEZEY MIDGETS!!!! In NEW DWARF-O-RAMA!!!!!!!
Love that episode of Superman.
(http://superman.ugo.com/images/galleries/superman_movies_filmtv/molemen_1_180.jpg)
OK,Supershmuck! Face the mighty...uh...powers of....
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/8503/1109125963js2.jpg)
the DOUBLE D AVENGER!!!!
This here tractor lady will plow your double D avenger lady with her Triple G butt.........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/gg01a.jpg)
Please tell me that's a photochop, Poogie.
Please.
That said, there's only one answer to big butts.
(http://images.starpulse.com/AMGPhotos/pic200/drp000/p095/p09569xk5cw.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/myakka3.jpg)
Is that a real fur coat you're wearing?
Quote from: Zapranoth on February 19, 2007, 01:33:22 AM
Please tell me that's a photochop, Poogie.
Please.
That said, there's only one answer to big butts.
Actually I made it smaller.. :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Andrew on January 20, 2007, 10:47:22 AM
An ill-tempered young girl (with a knife) to counter your poisonous toads:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/alice_mcgee.jpg)
hey, where'd you get that picture from? it's awesomesauce.
That pictures from a videogame, not quite sure what it's called
I'm not sure what kinda critter that is Dennis, but the Sayer of the Law will have the last word...
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/5253/fm28zv4.jpg)
(I try to get Bela parts whenever I can..kinda like a post mortuem Ed Wood)
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2816/toddvn1.jpg)
Mr. Sayer, this gentleman will be more than happy to "take care" of you at his Fleet Street establishment.
Fancy a meatpie, gov?
Do you see what happened to the other guy he caught?
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/monsters_frankenstein_photo_02_dp.jpg)
You will be next!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mothman1.jpg)
What, is that Great Cthulhu there? Or a byakhee? Can't quite tell.
(The picture of Alice is from American McGee's Alice -- wiki it.)
I can't think of anything that defeats Great Cthulhu. A grenade would probably blow up something lesser, though. So which is it?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/BatmanFamily.jpg)
They could probably figure out a way...
*That, Zapranoth, is Mothman, who my sister is obsessed with*
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on February 21, 2007, 05:06:41 AM
*That, Zapranoth, is Mothman, who my sister is obsessed with*
Mothman supposdley existed.He was spotted in the Virginia's and New Jersey in the 60's and 70's, according to author John Keel.I read alot oddball books.
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 21, 2007, 06:15:48 AM
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on February 21, 2007, 05:06:41 AM
*That, Zapranoth, is Mothman, who my sister is obsessed with*
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on February 21, 2007, 05:06:41 AM
Mothman supposedly existed.He was spotted in the Virginia's and New Jersey in the 60's and 70's, according to author John Keel.I read alot oddball books.
One thing about all these sightings of unusual creatures (mothman, sasquatch etc.) that has always amazed me is the ease with which they are dismissed by people who weren't there and who have no idea what was seen but who are more than willing to tell the actual witness what it was.
My apologies I went to reply to Dennis post and must have hit the "modify" button in stead. Tried to fix last post. Sorry if it didn't come out right.
What I meant to do is post the below thoughts regarding strange creatures.
I also read a couple John Keel books that I bought at a used bookstore years ago. That's where I first heard of Mothman and I liked the movie also even though some didn't like it.
Living in New Jersey the Jersey Devil has always seemed the less likely of monster legends. Not one of my favorite stories. If nothing else the least interesting and in accurate monster name.
The best movie about such creatures was THE LEGEND OF BOGGY CREEK (1972) and I'm not even sure that was based on true legends of the area of Arkansas. Great movie even though.
(http://www.legendsofamerica.com/photos-arkansas/BoggyCreekMonsterMovie.jpg)
Favorate TV show episode(s) was SIX MILLION DOLLAR MAN meets Bigfoot played by Andre The Giant.
(http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/andre-the-bigfoot.jpg)
Another film that I liked was THE LEGEND OF BIGFOOT (1977).
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/sasquatchx3/sasquatchx3_shot10s.jpg)
The only way to beat Bigfoot in a badmovies picture war is with Littlefoot!
(http://www.originalposter.co.uk/uploads/7336694_fullpic.JPG)
(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/minya.jpg)
Godzilla's son "Minya".
I've got a bigger monster. Mutitus, attack!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/mutitis.jpg)
*cue dramatic music* Here comes Mothra, she'll beat up that big monster, any day!
(http://slithytoves.sytes.net/~dave//gfx/mothra.jpg)
Here's some pure evil to counter Mothra:
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4303/scrappydoowp2.gif)
P-p-p-puppy power!
Mothra has allies............
(http://thecorpuscle.typepad.com/images/princesses.jpg)
This little bottled lady will evaporate your 2 little ladies.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/j_b02.jpg)
I always like I DREAM OF JEANIE, but Barbara Eden is no match for Ziyi Zhang.
(http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_classics/crouching_tiger__hidden_dragon/zhang_zi_yi/tiger.jpg)
Your femme fatale against mine:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/lipsyncher.jpg)
Quote from: Fausto on February 21, 2007, 02:51:07 PM
Your femme fatale against mine:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/lipsyncher.jpg)
What the heck is that? Some modern day chef? :bouncegiggle:
What the heck is that? Some modern day chef?
That's Lipsyncher, an old power rangers monster, created from a tube of lipstick. (I'll do better next time)
Lipstick man, you're no match to Mr. Obata.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/tameshigiri_cover.jpg)
This guy is a master swordsman....He lives across the street from me...he was in some of those "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle" movies.
My hydra will keep your swordsman busy for a while...
(http://theochem.chem.rug.nl/Gifs/hydra.jpg)
"We shall face and defeat the evil hydra"
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/matt_damon3.jpg)
"We are on a holy quest for the Holy Grail! Let us in!"
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/6527/untitledzr1.png)
This rabbit and it's pointy teeth will fix you guys
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Monty_Python_rabbit_link.jpg)
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1145/fatal1tu7.jpg)
That rabbit is stewed!
Stew this...
(http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/2459/nightofthelepusak9.jpg)
It might take some time travel to beat those rabbits, but here you go:
(http://www.richard-kelly.net/images/misc/Donnie-axe-icon.jpg)
Oh, Donnie boy.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monkeyman.jpg)
(http://tim.rawle.org/simpsons/quiz/images/quiz4pics/q1.gif)
It's Troy Mclure! You may remember him from other such fims like "Cough Syrup: Delicious, but Deadly" and "Tour of a Slaughter House".
The other cartoon that screwed up interesting possibilities of re-interpretations of classics.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/FamGuy.png)
Seriously... I think Planet of the Apes would work pretty well musically. And is it that hard to re-imagine The King and I as a science fiction tale? Now, not even the most talented of writers can do it, because they would only be a joke to the public...
were gettin off track here, its supposed to be MOVIES (actually b-movies, but at least keep it movies) so in response to Donnie Darko
(http://www.aerospaceweb.org/aircraft/transport-m/an225/an225_05.jpg)
Too bad you didn't photoshop that plane with an engine missing. :bouncegiggle:
And to top it off........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/PubTThou01.jpg)
There's a little visitor......
"HELP ME SPOOOCK!"
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/4932/untitledfu6.png)
Only a Vulcan Would bring a knife (whatever, it's not a firearm) to a gun fight
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/250px-ClintEastwood.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/fullmoonfiend/Six-Shooter_1.jpg)
go ahead....make his day
QuoteToo bad you didn't photoshop that plane with an engine missing.
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/an225_05.jpg)
how's that? :teddyr:
I hope I'm supposed to destroy the puppet, if not just pass me by....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/spmterm2.jpg)
These giant, humungus puppet eating termites will make dust of yoooouuuuuuu!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/them1.jpg)
My antie is bigger and hungrier.
Your antie is no match for my aunty:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/MADMAX3TINATURNER.jpg)
CATFIGHT!
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/4265/sinematv3.jpg)
(http://www.scifilm.org/images/dinosaurs2.gif)
Super Catfight Triple Threat!
Human chicks? HA!
(http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/4100/untitledtn4.png)
OWND, ya blood suckin SKANK!
(http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/2719/v57nq.jpg)
OK,I'm all messed up! I know that'xs probally Santos,but who is the other guy?
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 25, 2007, 11:27:27 AM
OK,I'm all messed up! I know that'xs probally Santos,but who is the other guy?
Its JEBUS! ...I mean, JESUS ya athiest!
That is indeed Jesus from Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/jesusvamp/index.html) I would also imagine that a number of people would not immediately recognize the character as Jesus Christ, without having seen the movie.
"I'm Christ and the Devil,man! I'm like a train,I'll sneak up around and over here and CHOO CHOO! Clang bang abaraxax,blingty boop! Zap a dap,man? Don't ya get it?!?"
(http://img372.imageshack.us/img372/3186/untitledwb6.png)
(yeah,I know its un-P.C....)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/spartans31.jpg)
These gentlemen will take care of Charles and company
I have an answer to those guys:
(http://www.globalsecurity.org/military/systems/ground/images/m1a1-abrams0002.jpg)
Hah! Just like playing Civ III against someone who has not played before!
Not from a movie, but I could not resist posting a pic of my favorite aircraft; nothing like 30 mm AP at a high rate of fire...
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/a-10.jpg)
You can't hit what you can't see and they'll never see this one coming:
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/balanceterror.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ent37.jpg)
USS Enterprise 1, Romulan Warbird 0
The crew has to beam down sometime... and when they do, we'll be waiting...
(http://www.bugeyedmonster.com/desktops/movies/damnationalley.jpg)
(http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c315/Texdar/gremlin.jpg)
This will stop it from working.
I've got a worm that'll be happy to eat a gremlin as an hors' dourve
(http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/4641/tremorswormzk8.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/invaders_mars01.jpg)
This guy and his pals can take your graboid out, heck they probably put them here in the first place.
Texdar-I just gave you a karma...because your avatar had me laffing so hard I nearly cried! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Ok,chrome dome...
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/9677/b2583xz3.jpg)
Carnage sybiote can overpower Silver Surfer easily...
(http://www.samruby.com/AmazingSpider-ManR/Large/AmazingSpider-Man431.jpg)
The Thing (no, not Ben Grimm) will take your Carnage symbiote and make it even more unstoppable!
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/thing/thing_shot3l.jpg)
(http://images.worldofstock.com/slides/TGR1014.jpg)
that should give cassidy something to think about.
Quote from: quabrot on February 27, 2007, 01:09:05 AM
Carnage sybiote can overpower Silver Surfer easily...
(http://www.samruby.com/AmazingSpider-ManR/Large/AmazingSpider-Man431.jpg)
Ironicly, this picture IS the silver surfer, but he is taken by the simbyote (note the surfboard) I think he is called "Cosmic Carnage", but i could be wrong on the name. But i DO know that that IS surfer.
Quote from: KYGOTC on February 27, 2007, 08:45:20 AM
Ironicly, this picture IS the silver surfer, but he is taken by the simbyote (note the surfboard) I think he is called "Cosmic Carnage", but i could be wrong on the name. But i DO know that that IS surfer.
I suspect that was the point.
It also happens to be a very cool pic.
By the by, has anyone else noticed The Thing popping up in this little battle royale quite a fair bit? It seems to be a popular choice, and I for one am quite happy to see it take down quite a few of these challenges! :smile:
(http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/business/martha-stewart/msd.jpg)
Martha will cook and/or clean you all to the death!!!!!!
:hot: :hot: :hot:
:hot: :hot: :hot:
:hot: :hot: :hot:
Julia Child has the utensils to tenderize Martha.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/julia150203.jpg)
If they can cook it...this guy can eat it...
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/4779/terrort2oq5.jpg)
There are some things that you just shouldn't eat - even for a snack.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thestuff/thestuff1.jpg)
How about this stuff, I don't know what it is, but it's gross....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/gore.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/iledesm03.jpg)
This cute little fellow will eat anything.
Inhaled by Kirby.
(http://www.electricferret.com/battle/cbub_cats/cat7/jul10-4580822006.jpg)
BTW, Cosmic Carnage likes to be forgotten by a lot of fans.
(http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Technology/Pix/columnists/2009/4/15/1239816574711/Cyber-war-bomb-icon-004.jpg)
Inhale this
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4a/Mattereaterlad.jpg/200px-Mattereaterlad.jpg)
No problemo for Matter Eater Lad.
Here's a little something to put a halt to Matter Eater Lad.....Kaaapooooosh !
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/ucsc06-environmental_clip_image002.jpg)
Martians get high on nuculer explosions....remember?
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3711/untitleddx3.png)
My lobster martian can beat your martian........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/l17.jpg)
Did you say lobster? Well, Derek, once he gets away from ole Thor here, knows how to deal with Giant Lobsters...
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/teenspace/teenspace2.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/teenspace/teenspace7.jpg)
Bolted doors and iron bars
guard dogs prowling in the yard
wont protect you in your bed
nothing will from Pumpkinhead...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/demon_movie_monster_19.jpg)
'...and the Great Pumpkin shall come,and send your rotton soul to HELL..."
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/4317/untitledzo3.png)
Did someone say "peanuts"
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7449/elephant01ks3.jpg)
But....This one can fly and you've heard the saying, "Thank God Elephants don't fly".....well take it from there.... :buggedout:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/OSDC66.jpg)
I guess it's left up to me to KILL DUMBO!!!
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/9879/untitledis1.png)
And don't think I didn't enjoy it,because I DID! MUH HAHAHAHAHA! :bouncegiggle:
Thank God.......I was afraid to go outside.. :bouncegiggle:
They want you to go outside, and then climb the Trollenberg, and maybe loose your head........
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/crawling_eye1.jpg)
(http://www.scifilm.org/images/qatp2.jpg)
Professor Quatermass would find a way to tame The Crawling Eyes of Trollenberg.
Either one of these men could take your Professor.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/classic/gallery/seconddoctor/images/340/troughton41.jpg)
Because Tom Baker would have been too obvious.
THIS guy can handle crazy Doctors...
(http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/8396/pbrideoffrankenstein193qn3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/brideoffrank.jpg)
But she's the real boss, as all us married guys know.
CAT FIGHT!!
(http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/6834/untitledwc2.png)
These guys should be able to take care of this lady.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/2.jpg)
Come on... the WB???
(http://members.aol.com/Fri13hour/ganglink.jpg)
Try my curious goods:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Cursed%20Objects/quilt.jpg)
With the Quilt of Hathor, I will enter their dreams and kill them all! Bwa ha haaa!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/freddy09.jpg)
When Freddy is around you can only enter your own nightmares, even if you don't live on Elm Street.
I think we all know what happened to Freddy.
(http://movies.apple.com/trailers/newline/freddy_vs_jason/tv_spot/images/jason.jpg)
Which sux, coz i was actually rooting for Freddy.
(http://www.shortsupport.org/gif/whowho/Feldman_Corey.jpg)
he took care of him once, he can do it again.
But we all know where he is these days.
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/2023/coreypv2.jpg)
Corey Haim would be there too, but he's hiding from the creditors.
Sorry... that was mean. But it was either that or a picture of Michael Jackson.
John Carridine had ways around the soup kitchens....it was called WORK!
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4808/untitledoo2.png)
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 03, 2007, 08:42:47 PM
CAT FIGHT!!
(http://img472.imageshack.us/img472/6834/untitledwc2.png)
Is that EVIL SPAWN? I just bought that today!
Actually,thats BRIDE of RE-ANIMATOR,...EVIL SPAWN is GREAT!!! I own it myself....
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 05, 2007, 05:23:22 PM
John Carridine had ways around the soup kitchens....it was called WORK!
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/4808/untitledoo2.png)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/warsorceress/warsorceress6.jpg)
David Carridine, will take care of John as well as the "Bride of the Re-Aminator". He will use his "Kung Fu" moves from the series, as well as his magical sword. He might even get his little sidekick from "Warlords" to bite some ankles. (How many have seen "Warlords"?)
This fire breathing dragon will toast Dave to a crispy critter.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/anim51-1.gif)
Meduse will turn that dragon to stone:
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/1807/medusaen3.jpg)
medusa just got whacked
(http://www.gameaxis.com/img/blog/65/Image/Perseus.jpg)
I could no longer tolerate Harry Hamlin going out as the winner in the picture war.....
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/32/mudultrabq2.jpg)
He may be able to fight Ancient monsters, but not ULTRA MAN monsters!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/G20002.jpg)
Nobody beats the King.
Oh yeah,wise guy....?
(http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/5813/untitledav2.png)
HEY!!!! YOU GUYS are supposed to be FIGHTIN", not DANCIN'! ( Do I here the Yadda song playing ....?)
(http://www.scifilm.org/images3/flesheaters2.jpg)
Well if they wind up in the water with the Flesh Eaters, they might just become an extra-large snack.
QuoteFlesh eating bacteria = OWNED
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/zap.jpg?t=1169813373)
i already zapped those suckers on page nine. :tongueout:
(http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/02/images/cookie-monster.jpg)
Can anyone stand up to the might the Cookie Monster?
:cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
Edit by Andrew: fixing the image tag
Kate Smith tells Cookie Monster Get your filthy paws off of those cookies until I'm finished with God Bless America
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/2836/katesmith2qv9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"can the cooking kill the grimace?"
"NOTHING can kill the grimace."
(http://melbotis.blogspot.com/grimace.jpg)
OHhhhhh! Who would have thought it would have ended like this...
But wait! No need to grimace, Put a sardonicus on!
(http://www.tustrucos.com/wallpapers/Peliculas/fondos-cine-Clasicos/Fm-Mr-Sardonicus.jpg)
Nothing an evil dentist can't fix ....
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m2/little-shop-b.jpg)
Try and fix THESE choppers...!!!
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4962/dc701pe3.jpg)
Look at this.....Jaws even scared the clothes right off of you... :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Jaws-spielberg-shark-4.jpg)
How did you know I was naked? I never told anybody I type in the nude...that's weird...
But anyhow...TWO mouths are better than one...
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/1157/jackgiantkiller01id9.jpg)
Well.....try to chew on this.......and what do you mean nude?...put some clothes on....Dennis is home. :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/king-ghidorah-m.jpg)
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on March 09, 2007, 05:21:54 PM
OHhhhhh! Who would have thought it would have ended like this...
But wait! No need to grimace, Put a sardonicus on!
(http://www.tustrucos.com/wallpapers/Peliculas/fondos-cine-Clasicos/Fm-Mr-Sardonicus.jpg)
What the hell is that????? Is it real????
I am not trying to be mean.
This guy will eat the brain or brains of the next person trying to type.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead5.jpg)
Send more brains.......
The guy with the big smile is MR.SARDONICUS(1961) as played byGuy Rolfe. The great William Castle was director.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-97KQ-Di36dQ/TyQy2zDjWhI/AAAAAAAAJDo/55q99yIbpOY/s1600/jason1.jpg)
This guy can take one skeleton easy...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/curse-of-the-demon.jpg)
I'm pretty sure my guy can beat up your guy.
Tor smash fuzzy demon thing!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/torsmash.jpg)
This should have Tor running in SHEER HORROR!
(http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/6913/untitledle1.png)
This guys breath will have Jerry running for the gallon bottle of Binaca! :question:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/rose_doc_monster.jpg)
This will take care of the breath ...
(http://www.harvardpilgrim.mimrx.com/harvard/SiteImages/PrdImages/200x200/0037000316121.JPG)
Scope can't stand a chance with this head removal tool.......Give me your face... :buggedout:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/piedrasblancas.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on March 11, 2007, 05:38:41 PM
Scope can't stand a chance with this head removal tool.......Give me your face... :buggedout:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/piedrasblancas.jpg)
What movie is that from?
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on March 10, 2007, 10:14:46 AM
(http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/skeletons.jpg)
This guy can take one skeleton easy...
My Skeleton must have scared you guy. He left a red X.
But just in case, he brought a friend.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead5.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead5.jpg)
Table of brains for two please.
Quote from: JPickettIII on March 12, 2007, 12:15:05 PM
Quote from: Poogie on March 11, 2007, 05:38:41 PM
Scope can't stand a chance with this head removal tool.......Give me your face... :buggedout:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/piedrasblancas.jpg)
What movie is that from?
This handsome devil is from the movie "The Monster of Piedras Blancas" (1959) He wants your hole head..... :buggedout:
And here I thought he was related to the Creature from the Black Lagoon.
Who has better taste in his victims anyway:
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/2694/creature5cs1.jpg)
Ralph to the rescue!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/ralphie.jpg)
Try my hero...
(http://www.marvelfamily.com/images/tv-movies/IsisTV/stills/Isis001.jpg)
"Zephyr winds that blow on high,
Lift me up so I may fly." :thumbup:
But neither stand up to the mighty power of
PRINCE OF SPACE!
(http://10kbullets.com/images/2006/05/princeneptune-04.jpg)
Prince, pauper, or whatever, they all taste the same to me.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/lakeplacid.jpg)
We're having a hero convention... I'll get tha lousy reptile out of here...
(http://www.absoluteanime.com/prince_planet/index.jpg)
Bow to YOG! MONSTER from OUTER SPACE!
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/6329/yog3vo7.jpg)
"YOU CANNOT DESTROY ME!"
Not even a stinkin' gator can withstand the march of SCIENCE!
(http://www.bmoviecentral.com/bmoviecentral/reviews/graphics/ss/tap/ss5.jpg)
(http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/nightnoon3.JPG)
George Kennedy armed with a gun will destroy anything that he sets his sights on. End of thread...............or not.
OK...fight ALL these guys!
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/3990/goldcrownny4.jpg)
They'll be stopped dead in their tracks by projectile Sea Monkey dung!
(http://www.neatorama.com/images/2006-07/sea-monkey-ad.jpg)
OK,smartypants...I'll just scare them all off...!
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/4724/hauntingge4.jpg)
Cheap generic ghosts wither under the power of official Disney sponsored spooks!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/79/Haunted_Mansion_Poster.png/250px-Haunted_Mansion_Poster.png)
A free monkey? Really? :bouncegiggle:
If we're talking ghosts, here's a guy who wants to play:
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/2161/caspertr7.gif)
(I never liked Caspe,r -the whole cartoon- for some reason.)
BOO!!!!Yerself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/3593/picture001bc9.jpg)
(shameless self promotion)
Who ya gonna call..?
(http://www.70slivekidvid.com/ghost/ghostbusterspromo1.jpg)
(Since this is badmovies.org, a photo from the 70's kid show seemed more appropriate than one from the Bill Murray film)
Hey, that's O'Rourke and Agarn!
I guess we'll hafta gang up on ya!!!
(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/2922/n1295pz4.jpg)
Quote from: raj on March 12, 2007, 08:42:21 PM
Hey, that's O'Rourke and Agarn!
...and that's Ken Berry in the gorilla suit. :smile:
EDIT:
And WOW! It looks like somebody's mom bought them every single one of those Don Post masks in the back of
Famous Monsters of Filmland magazine!
I always wanted one as a kid....but sigh...I got stuck with those cheapie paper mask things ... not even a suit to go with it...sob.... :drink:
Mr. RC.....Do you have any more art work?.....that's some good stuff... :teddyr: Bring it on..... :smile:
This group will fix all of you........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/800px-Monster_Society_Of_Evil.jpg)
A zombie army and an armor-plated truck can take care of you.....
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/landofthedead9.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 12, 2007, 08:36:11 PM
BOO!!!!Yerself!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://img391.imageshack.us/img391/3593/picture001bc9.jpg)
(shameless self promotion)
WHOA! did YOU draw and ink that? Thats AWXSOME!
Quote from: Poogie on March 12, 2007, 09:26:40 PM
Mr. RC.....Do you have any more art work?.....that's some good stuff... :teddyr: Bring it on..... :smile:
I got a few more on Myspace in pics...if anyone is interested,go ahead and use them for whatever you want...I'm much more sober these days and trying to get some work out there...I even work cheap(as in FREE),just to get some work around seen...here's a teaser,but I can't really use the forum to sell or advertise...
(http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/1790/rcpix3xx3.jpg)
GO-GO Girl will hypnotize the bad guys into a drooling trance!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/garyconway1.jpg)
Did someone say girl?
Who gets P4WND by KYGOTC as the JOKER!
(http://C:%5CDocuments%20and%20Settings%5Clarry%5CMy%20Documents%5CMy%20Pictures%5Cjoker.jpg)
awww man, picture didnt work. YOU WIN THIS ROUND, MUTANT FACE PASTE MAN!
RC, your artwork is fantastic!
It reminds me of the classic art in early MAD magazine.
And you're right: I don't know how anyone was able to get those cool full head masks. I did have several of those Aurora monster models with the glow-in-the-dark heads. I saw the Dracula one for sale at an antique bookstore recently for $300!!!
That Johnny-Come-Lately Teenage Frankenstein doesn't stand a chance against this (very) Old School reanimated corpse.
(http://www.cinefantastico.com/terroruniversal/imagen/ak00.jpg)
(http://www.northernstars.ca/actorspqr/Media/robey_louise_250.jpg)
Robey will find a way to take him out.
This here jaws of death and body of huuuuuuuuge snake will turn dear Robey into a long limp worm.........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/cod.jpg)
Giant Snakes...BAH!!!! KONG will kill a snake to save a pretty little thing anyday...
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/5615/aurkongca0.jpg)
Don't go near the water or this guy will pull you under swoooooosshh...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Creature20From20The20Haunted20Sea-A.gif)
You do some good drawing RC. :smile:
Quote from: Poogie on March 13, 2007, 06:38:40 PM
You do some good drawing RC. :smile:
Awww...hyuk! War't nuttin ma'am(...shuffles feet,kicks pebbles,trips hisself,falls on ass...)
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh......can you feel me patting your head? :wink: I haven't drawn in so long I probably forgot how. :bluesad: It will look like this...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/thumbnailCAOII06M.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on March 13, 2007, 06:38:40 PM
Don't go near the water or this guy will pull you under swoooooosshh...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Creature20From20The20Haunted20Sea-A.gif)
You do some good drawing RC. :smile:
hey whats that!
(http://goldprice.org/buying-gold/uploaded_images/how-to-buy-gold-coins-783066.jpg)
GOLD!
(while the creature is occupied by the gold this sucker creeps up behind him and eats the competition)
Haunted sea eh? how about han river!
BLARG!
(http://www.loveasianfilm.com/images/thehost_feature08.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/eegah/eegah6.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/eegah/eegah4.jpg)
The creature will be stopped in it's tracks with these two lovely faces.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arch Hall, Jr.?!?!
Hey, that's not fair...
:smile:
Ahhhh...but could they defeat these two faces?
(http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/327/mansteram2.gif)
Batman will take on your two-face. (Heh, get it?)
(http://www.new-dream.de/image/wallpaper/film/batman/batman-04.jpg)
Don't let this cute little girl fool you....she would have Batman begging for mercy.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Pfilm61532125446989.jpg)
Since we are using the younger troops,
try this secret weapon. This is a WMD. :twirl:
(http://www.litb.com/eddiesmal.jpg)
He won't be so fearcesome once he's burnt to a crisp:
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8831/firestarterwb9.th.jpg) (http://img53.imageshack.us/my.php?image=firestarterwb9.jpg)
When it comes to powerful kids, you can't beat Anthony Fremont:
(http://www.scifilm.org/tv/tvgraphics/agoodlife.jpg)
You play a good game boy, but the game is finished, now you die.
(http://www.phantasm.com/images/philmlargthumv.jpg)
I f these guys can beat Superman,Tallman is DOOMED!!!!
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/8158/kirby1zl1.gif)
I just noticed sum'thin...is this the longest running thread EVER on BAD MOVIES? I think Ulthar should get some kinda trophy or medal...or a cake at least!
Lot's a classic monsters in that pic, RC. I know of only one team with a track record for all (ok, most) of them:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/abbottcostello.gif)
(PS: Thanks about the comment :smile: )
But can the mighty A+C defeat a whole PLANET of BLOOD MONSTERS???
(http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/3544/horrorblood07ip7.jpg)
See if your blood monsters can stand against the mighty King Sphinx!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/kingsphinx.jpg)
I just noticed sum'thin...is this the longest running thread EVER on BAD MOVIES? I think Ulthar should get some kinda trophy or medal...or a cake at least!
As long as there are people who post on this site, this thread will probably go on forever, until the end of time itself. :tongueout: :buggedout: :hot:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/I43251-2005Jan27L.jpg)
He's no match for Christian and Tara.
I don't know why somebody didn't put a picture of the Power Rangers there, since they actually beat the King Sphynx :P
Judge Dredd can handle these two little pesky devils.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/judge_dredd_vs_aliens_incubus.jpg)
A JUDGE? HA!!! You cannot defy...the CRIMSON EXECUTIONER!!!
(http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/2341/untitledbx7.png)
Executioner?
(http://images.forbes.com/images/2003/08/11/jason.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jasonx_8.jpg)
Goodbye Jason Voorhees
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/davidbscott/home/jason2.jpg)
Your super evil boogieman cannot hurt us...
(http://img506.imageshack.us/img506/6827/aogpjsab3.jpg)
(hey,I don't invent these things...I just find em and post em...)
How dare you! This is a b-movie site! God has no place within these walls!
Some satanic torture for your 'righteous soldiers':
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/hellraiser_shot6l.jpg)
Jesus....Wept....
I'm here, and in case you haven't heard...............
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bruce1x06x06x03.jpg)
it's not a good idea to make me angry.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/OhGod21.jpg)
Hey, a few posts back, was that the Frankenhooker or the Robochic or what?
(I haven't seen either of them.)
Realistically, there's nothing that beats George Burns as God. I mean... nothing. I think you killed the thread. :(
its the android chic from Jason X.
everyone keeps posting ludicrous counters. how the hell are you supposed to counter morgan freeman or george burns? sorry i couldnt' find any of the pictures of the aliens from dreamcatcher so im p**sed off. but if your going for the whole heaven and hell thing
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/rnrn_tray-small.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/godzilla-defense-force.jpg)
This guy showed up at my house and took me into custody for posting the pictures of Mr. Freeman and Mr. Burns.
We must now return to "B" movie monsters or he says he'll do something bad to me.
lol
I called Star Wars and they sent me this to set you free....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/starWarsCar.jpg)
Aw man. Not much can beat any star wars related anything, exept.....
(http://www.nerf-herders-anonymous.net/images/MadStarWars.jpg)
Oh yeah? This is even MADder than MAD!!!!
(http://img457.imageshack.us/img457/9591/untitledgf0.png)
the Turkish STAR WARS!!! Yikes!
Star Wars Rip-Off? Well it's hard for anything else to beat Starcrash.
(http://www.devildead.com/visuels/fichesthumb/starcrash.jpg)
This guy will think of a way to defeat Starcrash
(http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/276/headoffamse0.jpg)
Here's a head eater for you......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/beast.jpg)
If that thing was in a podrace with Clegg Holdfast, Holdfast would 0wnz0r.
(http://starwars.wikia.com/images/5/57/Clegg_holdfast.jpg)
those two heads are goin down, and holdfast just died fast.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i174/vsumner1983/Basketcase-BelialBradley.gif)
A basket? "Lets have a picnic!"
(http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/4823/nancyparsons20blog20smacb8.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 20, 2007, 04:46:48 PM
A basket? "Lets have a picnic!"
(http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/4823/nancyparsons20blog20smacb8.jpg)
Wasn't she the one in "Porky's"? :smile:
MMMMM! Did somebody say "PICNIC"?!?
(http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~madison/worst/black/pink/pink_3.jpg)
Yes...she's also in MOTEL HELL....check out Andrew's review in BAD MOVIES....a real great comedy/horror film!Oh, by the way,her nme is Nancy Parsons,and she was also in I NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN and ,STEEL MAGNOLIAS,among others. She died in 2001. :bluesad:
Quote from: Raffine on March 20, 2007, 05:22:11 PM
MMMMM! Did somebody say "PICNIC"?!?
(http://www5b.biglobe.ne.jp/~madison/worst/black/pink/pink_3.jpg)
Divine eating dog sh!t just about trumps eveything!!!....Ugh...I think...(urp....) ah,waita min..(BRRRUP....BAAARFFFF!!!!) Ah, thats better!
QuoteDivine eating dog sh!t just about trumps eveything!!!....
Oh, yeah?
(http://sex.t0.or.at/sexsite/pix/edith_massey_glamour.jpg)
:teddyr:
What ever your avatar is chewing has to be worse than dog poo-poo...
She's been chomping a long time... :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/index.gif)
Leave it to someone with a dry-humping Mae West as an avatar.....
AH!NO! MAKE IT GO AWAY! I...I...think my head is gonna blow up,somebody KILL IT!
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/27/still6vw7.jpg)
Dont worry. I got ya covered. BLAM!!
(http://dianto.org/blog/images/ash.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on March 20, 2007, 05:49:26 PM
QuoteDivine eating dog sh!t just about trumps eveything!!!....
Oh, yeah?
(http://sex.t0.or.at/sexsite/pix/edith_massey_glamour.jpg)
:teddyr:
Thanks...but I think it's too late...my...the horror...my...MY EYES!!!!AHHHHH!!!!
(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/1632/untitledfr1.png)
Quote from: KYGOTC on March 20, 2007, 06:04:31 PM
Dont worry. I got ya covered. BLAM!!
(http://dianto.org/blog/images/ash.jpg)
G.I. JOE can melt your face and the other face on the floor too.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/blowtorch.jpg)
Oh god! Not Swivel-arm battle grip! Well, I bet nothing can burn or grip this baby to death, prepare FOR....THE BLOB! *dun dun dun*
(http://atlasshrugs2000.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/blob.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jack_frost.jpg)
(http://www.thebestoil.com/thebestoil.com/products/antifreeze.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/burtgummer.jpg)
Antifreeze goes boom.
he's beat them individually but how about all at once?
(http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/wrmkllr/shrieker.gif)
(http://www.blockbuster.co.uk/bbimages/UK/glossy/April06/MovieMonsters/Graboid.jpg)
(http://www.scifi.com/tremors/images/monsters/assblaster.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/burtgummer.jpg)Yes, I believe he does.
But not this ...
(http://www.cmu.edu/PR/releases06/images/060419_gort_lg.jpg)
... or this!
(http://static.flickr.com/45/115707266_67c0b2f0fa.jpg)
I found these Fighting Tigers with missile launchers to help get rid of you.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/agni5.jpg)
Is that Warhammer 40K? Take out those space marines with some Necrons!
(http://www.grafstar.com/mawl/images/drews_necrons.jpg)
Puny whateverthehellyouare's! You cannot defeat TABOO! the...uh...turd monster?
(http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/6074/where20monsters20dwell2an7.jpg)
(dam! And a double feature was playing at the Bijou!)
Noooooooooo Problem......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/toilet_paper.jpg)
Only one person can handle that much paper!
(http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/7945/yomikoreadmanakathepapean6.jpg)
Well, only one really comes to mind.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gc_Battalion_Wars_wallpaper-1.jpg)
Brigadier Betty can take care of her.
HEY! MY PAPERS,MAN!!!
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1006/untitleddu6.png)
Look what happened to this guy, he was afraid some might escape out his ears........
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Lifemjimg15.jpg)
This here mummy we'll make Brigadier Betty want her mommy....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Mummy-karloff-headshot.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/photo_08_hires.jpg)
The mummy killer
He may kick ass when it comes to mummies, but he has no experience in the field of......CHUCK-E-CHEESE ROBOTS!!!
(http://brian.sneakyfrog.com/denisecheese.JPG)
Mummies ,Robots...bah! Santos,the Blue Demon and freinds fear No monsters!
(http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/7088/still31eg0.jpg)
This chick will get to the point with no questions asked.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/farah-1.jpg)
Yer girls arrow cannot penatrate my girls armor!
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/6250/untitledux5.png)
Kirk Douglas will harpoon that lobster armor.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/20000_leagues_under_sea_poster_walt.jpg)
Stick this in yer dimple,Kirk ol' boy! The Anti-Christ!
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/766/holocaust202000bdo3.jpg)
Humanity will survive...
(http://shop.tcm.com/img/property/resized/131/00537797-474131_catl_500.jpg?k=3c0aa96d&pid=306783&s=catl&sn=tcm)
But not for long...
Maybe a little stake will end your day......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/untitled.jpg)
Real slayers use toothpicks.
(http://www.countrygeneral.com/catalog/images/122621.jpg)
Well.....if you want to be that way about it....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/ouch29.jpg)
Haha.. I am back.. finally.. and with my old buddy Gigantis the Fire monster, who will take care of your wooden facial appendiges of sorts.
(http://www.monsterlandtoys.com/video/Gigantis%20The%20Fire%20Monster.gif)
Not even a 'Fire Monster' like Godzil.., er, Gigantis can resist the deadly charms of these HOT babes:
(http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/posters/416-firemaidens.jpg)
Hydro-man should be able to cool her down.
(http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/4/49/Hydro_man_.JPG)
This guy doesn't seem to have any problem rubbin' out watery foes:
(http://www.superdickery.com/images/stupor/1835_4_1.jpg)
"ANTI-MAN" is the lamest name for a "MOSTROUS SEA HORROR" ever.
"TINMAN: teen-age hero" looks like he could regularly gets the crap beat out of him by the school band's clarinet section.
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/a/awefour.jpg)
I dunno if this is supposed to be threatening, but I've already played the "Theatre of Blood" pic.
Fatman, eh? This guy will whip him into shape:
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/988/simmonsrp44kstc1.jpg)
Richard Simmons swinging through the air? Two tons of arachnid should fix that:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/krull/krull7.jpg)
This arachnid with attitude could take on any wimpy white spider.
(http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/horrors_spiderisland.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Mermecolion1.jpg)
Eats spiders, big or small, white or odd looking.
Clint the Squint can take out TARANTULAs,spiders,ants,whatever....
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/2444/untitledqe4.png)
Do ya feel lucky,PUNK...well DO YA?
Even as a pup this Clint's ugly mug could stop that one dead in his tracks.
(http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tos-003-the-real-balok/320x240.jpg)
thats why God made plastic surgery.
(http://www.hyperorg.com/blogger/images/mjackson.jpg)
Oh.......more goodies for the Praying Mantis' to nibble on.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/image_01.jpg)
Komodos love to eat Praying Mantises for a snack
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6375/komodofr6.jpg)
I'm ready for KvS, are you?
(http://www.moviemeter.nl/images/covers/18000/18118.jpg)
Quote from: quabrot on March 27, 2007, 01:13:08 PM
I'm ready for KvS, are you?
(http://www.moviemeter.nl/images/covers/18000/18118.jpg)
I can't see anything but a white rectangle with the words, "Movie Meter.nl" Is this the monster? :buggedout:
Komado vs. Snake,white boxes,...bah!!!!
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/4126/untitledvz7.png)
My Queen will put a ring in your nose.....and suck your blood.
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Queen20of20Blood.jpg)
The daughter of a god can handle a vampire, I'd say.
Heck, the vampire would sense the transition to Don Bluth animation coming, and would flee, screaming!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/xanadu/xanadu2.jpg)
PS: That Michael Jackson picture was extremely uncool and uncalled for. (http://www.bagophily.com/images/barfsmiley.gif)
Casey Jones will chill her bonez.
I mean, really. Xanidu? c'mon now.
(http://www.ninjaturtles.com/cartoon/2003/screenshots/04/01.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on March 26, 2007, 09:17:12 PM
Even as a pup this Clint's ugly mug could stop that one dead in his tracks.
(http://www.startrek.com/imageuploads/200303/tos-003-the-real-balok/320x240.jpg)
CRIPES! Boomhower is an ugly...ugly baby! What movie is that from...???? :question:
christ that is clint howard! and its from an episode of star trek
We're on Casey still... right? Or is it back to little Clint Howard? No matter. Take this vigllante and his friend.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/ArchiePunisher.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/deathlok7mg.jpg)
Deathlok the Demolisher takes out the Punisher
Dethlok is cool, but Darkhawk is better.
(http://www.newwarriors.com/images/profiles/darkhawkprofile.jpg)
Silverhawk is better looking
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/silverhawk009.jpg)
Superman is the man...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/superman.jpg)
yea, hes the man with the most OBVIOUS weakness EVER.
(http://www.cville.com/members/adam/images/statues/kryptonite.jpg)
Oh yeah? Well, my rocks can walk around,and kill people,and...and other stuff!
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/1432/untitledkq5.png)
OOOOHHHHHH.. that sounds painful....Well...I can turn your rocks to powder.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/JackHammer.jpg)
Oh yeah...? Well, my plastic guy can whoop yer plastic guy!
(http://img465.imageshack.us/img465/152/si2tr4.jpg)
Ole pipe body can pulverise your plastic thingy (looks like the creature from the Black Lagoon).......nerny,nerny,neeerrrny.
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/troll1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/18554_w.jpg)
Don't this just beat all?
Does it really say "yeasty beasties" on there? I don't have my glasses on. *blinks*
I guess that it's a step out of movies for a moment, but I suppose the One Ring could take them on.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a3/BoredoftheRingsHarvardLampoon.PNG/367px-BoredoftheRingsHarvardLampoon.PNG)
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40612000/jpg/_40612767_peter_jackson_ap300.jpg)
Quote from: DENNIS on April 02, 2007, 08:21:18 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/18554_w.jpg)
Don't this just beat all?
Dennis-did you ever see the NIGHT of the LIVING BREAD short that came with the double tape NotLD VHS tape set some years back? Hilarious! :bouncegiggle:
I gots yer geeky fan boy right here:
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7357/sauron2db5.jpg)
Just a little pinch will do it........PINCHIE,PINCHIE
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/XL_PINUP_1-722621.jpg)
Okay, that thing reminded me of a giant locust, and I know of one little lady that I'd call for a locust problem (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452640/):
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/xena11.jpg)
I know what can fight and kill a giant locust and Lucy Lawless at the same time :twirl:. My friend ... MECHAGODZILLA 2 ... Its controlled by a cyborg Japanese women with no emotions , aliens and a human Super Smart Mad Scientist! It also has more fire power then a small modern army. Cant go wrong with this ... excluding Godzilla and his buddy's at once ... what or who can kill MECHAGODZILLA 2 ?
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/742/mechagodzillakx4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/page2_blog_entry53_1.png)
Even though he's not a gun, the Iron Giant can handle the tin lizard.
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 03, 2007, 06:34:28 AM
Quote from: DENNIS on April 02, 2007, 08:21:18 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/18554_w.jpg)
Don't this just beat all?
Dennis-did you ever see the NIGHT of the LIVING BREAD short that came with the double tape NotLD VHS tape set some years back? Hilarious! :bouncegiggle:
RC, I was just looking for funny pictures and when I saw this image I had to save it, thought it was a joke even though it looked like a real movie poster. You mean there really is a feature called Night of the Living Bread, and I missed it, aw dang it all to someplace. :buggedout:
Quote from: DENNIS on April 03, 2007, 07:42:24 PM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/page2_blog_entry53_1.png)
Even though he's not a gun, the Iron Giant can handle the tin lizard.
Damn right he can!
Take you to the river...drop you in the water...
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4272/54113re2.jpg)
This here strange Werewolf will get you going on your way....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/dkn027.jpg)
(http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/6169/miketysonbiographypi8.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/punch.jpg)
Jackie will take out Mike and be funny while he does it
oooo, thats tough to beat.
If the SEVEN BROTHERS can beat Dracula..they can beat Jackie...
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/6927/untitledrk8.png)
kickin ass with no arms and no legs
(http://www.iconsoffright.com/Grindhouse/Crippled_Masters_6.jpg)
Sorry this one is tooo easy ... this Japanese wrestler that does the gay gimick lol. but he does fight good. he can take your man. hoooooo! Japanese television is great. "Hard Gay" or aka Razor Ramen. http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZQmq5fjTG4o&mode=related&search= too funny. and no I myself am not gay its just funny stuff. lol :twirl:
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4817/hardgaymanwg8.jpg)
Here's a couple of tough gals who could teach that twink boy a thing or two:
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/Atoros/Female_Trouble_stort.jpg)(http://www.freakydoll.com/blog/wp-content/Femaletrouble.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on April 05, 2007, 09:04:35 AM
Here's a couple of tough gals who could teach that twink boy a thing or two:
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g231/Atoros/Female_Trouble_stort.jpg)(http://www.freakydoll.com/blog/wp-content/Femaletrouble.jpg)
That first lady i recognize. It was a movie that we had at my work for a while, and the only thing i remember about it was that it was NC 17.
They're both from the same movie, John Waters' FEMALE TROUBLE. Dawn Davenport (Divine) and Aunt Ida (Edith Massey) are bitter enemies; Ida throws acid in Dawn's face (everyone tells her she looks much better) and Dawn chops off Ida's hand and locks her in a bird cage. Dawn is eventually executed in the electric chair. Yeah, definitely NC-17.
You want some ass-kicking, look no further that him:
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/861/brucelee01axy2.jpg)
Im not even going to touch this one !!! Bruce Lee is my hero and a Legend. I really dont think anyone can beat Bruce Lee !!! no
one.
His obvious weakness.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v130/namenotmine/asianballs.gif)
I'm pretty sure these giant nutcrackers can do the job.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/nut3.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on April 05, 2007, 04:00:49 PM
I'm pretty sure these giant nutcrackers can do the job.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/nut3.jpg)
which would be tamed by Tchaikovsky.
(http://www.onlineclassical.com/img/tchaikovsky.jpg)
Never mind Tchkovsky...here's the...
(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/7206/untitledoo9.png)
Those guys look sooooo wasted I could knock them over with this finger....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/POINTING20FINGER20200.jpg)
Eats that finger right off ... yummy!
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/7207/xcsharkwz1.jpg)
yeh,awright...you may be able to tip over a couple of wasted punks...but can you handle...THIS?
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/7181/2058011020ads0.jpg)
oops! My kung fu dude got posted a wee late to trump the finger...but an army of HUMANOIDS from the DEEP will overwhelm yer shark...
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4509/untitledhf5.png)
cool ... looks like my kind of movie ... l know its not but he looks like Biollante.
It's from Corman's 1980 Humanoids from the Deep! Great movie! :thumbup: ( I got the still from right here at BAD MOVIE's review section!)
Psh... Samus has delt with such beasts before.
(http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/samus_1.jpg)
Quote from: KYGOTC on April 05, 2007, 08:06:26 PM
Psh... Samus has delt with such beasts before.
(http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/samus_1.jpg)
but still puny compared to Megatron
(http://cs.georgefox.edu/~aliljen/transformers/images/megatron.gif)
Megatron is way too puny ... here is Devastator nothing can top this ! "Devastator must crush Megatron".
I love this game :) Picture War is fun good stuff.
(http://img92.imageshack.us/img92/4333/devastatorlg7.png)
up yours you robots in disguise!
(http://aliens.humlak.cz/aliens/Aliens_papirove_modely/wip/pics/robocop.jpg)
Robots need not be BIG to be AWSOME.
Behold, Z BOTS!
(http://www.aaa-multimedia.com/images/robot027.jpg)
(http://www.collectorsconnection.com/imagesd/31b655.jpg)
(http://www.collectorsconnection.com/imagesd/32a068.jpg)
Children can break anything, especially kids exposed to a cloud of radiation:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thechildren/thechildren6.jpg)
Consider those babies sat.
(http://movies.radiofree.com/photos/the_amityville_horror_05739.jpg)
This house will fix her....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/monster_house.jpg)
The house sucks and so does the poster!
(http://horror.mdv.se/1986%20-%20House%20(B)(DVD).jpg)
Madness will make a really bad song about it.
"A house....that would eats kids down the street. A house...."
(http://www.multinet.no/~jonarne/Hjemmesia/Favorittartister/madness/madness_7.jpg)
Okay....that's it...this will take care of all of you...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/untitled-1.jpg)
I believe the Street Sharks have been known to eat large quantities of metal.
(http://www.bknkids.com/images/propertyimages/street_sharks.jpg)
My little friend will toast your little guys, metal and all.... :bouncegiggle:
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Bowser.jpg)
Vincent Price can think of a way to scare the hell out of him. then kill him :) maybe the Pit And The Pendulum in the Mushroom Kingdom?
"Never to suffer would never to have been blessed." ~ Edgar Allan Poe
(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/5972/vincentpriceqj1.jpg)
Sorry Vinnie....
(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/5710/untitledfn3.png)
whos the bad guys? is that Vincent Price in the middle? ... dont think I seen that one.
Vincent Price is the one getting drowned in the vat of wine...and the bad guysare Basil Rathbone as Richard the III and Boris Karloff as the bald executioner in Rowalnd V. West's TOWER of LONDON...made shortly after both Rathbone and Karloff starred in SON of FRANKENSTIEN...by the same director,no less! I'm kinda an old movie freak...
ok then ... here is a Werewolf Im sure it can kill those two men.
(http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/9494/werewolfij6.jpg)
Frankenstien can deal with Werewolves...
(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/6593/madmonste11743491461604hq8.jpg)
ok ... Resident Evil's Tyrant can deal with old Frankenstien. he's pretty fast too. look at those CLAWS! your going to need Dr.Frankenstien here to put his Monster back together again ... :twirl:
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/1861/tresidenteviltyrantgd8.jpg)
Kakuzu could pretty easily, then release all 5 elements on both their axes!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-TkFVcF5otaY/Tc7iRuBRVDI/AAAAAAAAA_w/NS_EmXsQVfw/s1600/1024-by-768-554317-20090123204608.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monster_world2.jpg)
Goodbye Kakuzu
Wait this one is easy the Audrey 2 can eat that bug monster ...
FEED ME !!!
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/2738/audrey2el9.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/day-of-the-triffids-18.jpg)
Audrey is just more flamable alien plant life to this guy
Fire? haha ... Try to burn this ... The Lord of Darkness from Legend
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7513/lordofdarknessfromlegenkf8.jpg)
Quote from: venomx on April 07, 2007, 10:10:14 AM
Fire? haha ... Try to burn this ... The Lord of Darkness from Legend
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/7513/lordofdarknessfromlegenkf8.jpg)
who would naturally be defeated by a man of God; like the preacher from Night of the Hunter ;)
(http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_01_img0347.jpg)
Time to break out these boys again! My preacher trumps yours, and just for good measure...
(http://img162.imageshack.us/img162/1475/collinsfu0.jpg) (http://members.aol.com/bikorchid/ds123.jpg)
Phooey! Fankenstien's MONSTER from HELL!!! Can beat the sack out of both of you!
(http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/8002/untitledjh7.png)
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to resort to the old stand by.....
OINK.....OINK.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Hogzilla-1146703624t.jpg)
Quote from: Poogie on April 07, 2007, 05:57:25 PM
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to resort to the old stand by.....
OINK.....OINK.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Hogzilla-1146703624t.jpg)
he'll be blown away by the Big Bad Wolf.
(http://www.lewrockwell.com/rogers/wolf1.jpg)
SEE that blood? its pig and wolf blood ... yahhh ya yay ahh ... ~ Captain Spaulding ... best damm fried wolf and pig you ever had.
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/4762/captainspauldingen9.jpg)
Killing clown vs. KILLER KLOWN !
(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/976/untitledci8.png)
lol I seen that coming ... I love that movie.
but I know what can kill it. 300 of these.
(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7750/300oz1.png)
Quote from: venomx on April 08, 2007, 11:16:47 AM
lol I seen that coming ... I love that movie.
but I know what can kill it. 300 of these.
(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/7750/300oz1.png)
but they cannot kill what is already dead. An Army of Zombies would defeat that army of spartans
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/06/technology_enl_1158915771/img/1.jpg)
Now would be the time to pimp out my old "crossover you'd like to see" topic. Those zombies picked the wrong mall to mess with
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/chopmall/chopmall3.jpg)
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/70/135270.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Axlon-VincentCompare.jpg)
Death Machine, killed by Vincent the robot from The Black Hole.
Vincent , killed by ... THE TERMINATOR! ...
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7223/terminatorrg9.jpg)
Murphy'd find a way to take him out.
(http://www.hollywoodlostandfound.net/pictures/posters/robocop.jpg)
Quote from: JaseSF on April 09, 2007, 06:30:30 PM
Murphy'd find a way to take him out.
(http://www.hollywoodlostandfound.net/pictures/posters/robocop.jpg)
but would die when he eats the stuff
(http://movies.lunchofchampions.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/stuff.jpg)
(http://www.nndb.com/people/271/000024199/moriarty4-sized.jpg)
Soon, your perfectly normal man will be thrust in to a terrifying adventure. This was the weekend he decided not to go golfing...
(http://www.cinemovies.fr/images/data/films/Pfilm1084822687033.jpg)
TRY to take this AT AT down ...
(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/676/atatjd8.jpg)
Luke did easy.
(http://www.swg1.net/encyclo/images/luke_skywalker.jpg)
Well,every one knows Mark Hamill leads a double life as the JOKER,so who better to take him down then the Dynamic Duo-
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/3499/untitledpv2.png)
WHOOOOOA!!!! uh...gee...mebbe later,huh guys....I'll just find the door myself...(ewwww....) :buggedout:
Undertaker in his prime 90,95 kicks the batcrap out of Batman and Robin. RESSSSST IN PEACEEEEEE !
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/6545/15ne8.jpg)
i'll see your undertaker, and raise you a nacho (god knows we need some cheese)
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t134/littlepiddle/Nacho_Libre.jpg)
The Golden Bat will break you...
(http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/3409/goldenbat3qm4.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ea/Hulk_Hogan3.jpg/398px-Hulk_Hogan3.jpg)
What are you going to do when the Hulk beats you?
(http://www.yamoslair.com/pics/mrt.jpg)
And Mr. T will "Pity The Fool" who beats Hogan!
http://www.mrtvseverything.com/sounds/ba_ipitythefool.wav <-------- Take A Listen
UltimateWarrior sure can !!! "flowing through the veins of the Warriorrrrrrr" ... see Hogan's belt?
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4785/ultimatewarriortw8.jpg)
An army of Goombas with de-evolution guns will finish turning that wrestler into a howler monkey.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/supermario/supermario6.jpg)
Quote from: venomx on April 10, 2007, 09:30:23 PM
UltimateWarrior sure can !!! "flowing through the veins of the Warriorrrrrrr" ... see Hogan's belt?
(http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4785/ultimatewarriortw8.jpg)
What ever happen to the Ultimate Warrior??????
(http://www.impawards.com/1993/posters/super_mario_bros.jpg)
TO ... JPickettIII if you can get your hands on this dvd get its funny stuff and tells what happened to him.The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior :thumbup:
Quote from: Joe on April 11, 2007, 04:32:38 AM
(http://www.impawards.com/1993/posters/super_mario_bros.jpg)
What is this???????????
Quote from: venomx on April 11, 2007, 09:03:32 AM
TO ... JPickettIII if you can get your hands on this dvd get its funny stuff and tells what happened to him.The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior :thumbup:
I read up on the DVD. I will have to rent it and buy it. It looks to good to pass up.
Thanks,
John
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mgtt_mario_luigi.jpg)
Mario and Luigi will finish the Goombas and still have time to get in 18 holes
I do not believe that they have met this turtle before:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gameragotu/gameragotu7.jpg)
Has Gamera met Edmund O'Brien, Robert Stack, and Rock Hudson?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ThreeP47s.jpg)
(http://www.bigrat.co.uk/images/music/tbagcc.jpg)
Thunderbirds go...DOWN!
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4504/lobstermanfm02pmt2.jpg)
Rodan is bigger
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pmag-rodan.jpg)
THE biggest here so far ... Unicron ! this was one of my secret weapons for this game.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/498/unicrondo8.jpg)
Can he handle a whole PLANET of "dam dirty apes"!?!?
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3228/fm80wb9.jpg)
What can kill a PLANET of Apes ... hmm? I know the DEATHSTAR !
(http://img482.imageshack.us/img482/9343/deathstarcj2.jpg)
Duh.
(http://people.cornell.edu/pages/eyh5/PageRef/starwars/x-wing.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 11, 2007, 10:07:48 PM
Thunderbirds go...DOWN!
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/4504/lobstermanfm02pmt2.jpg)
Great gobbledy gook!
What the heck is THAT?!?
THE GIANT CLAW's mentally deranged cousin?
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 11, 2007, 11:00:00 PM
Can he handle a whole PLANET of "dam dirty apes"!?!?
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/3228/fm80wb9.jpg)
Heh!
I remember that one: FJA skipped
Famous Monsters issues 70-79 so they could get to the super spectacular issue number 100 quicker.
(http://www.swanshadow.com/images/FamousMonsters100.jpg)
Dare I say it? "BEST ISSUE EVER!!!"
Whats the last pic? the Xwing or Famous Monsters issue 100? :smile:
I think it was the X wing! As for FM ish's 70-79....yer right! But Forry explained in a later ish that he was counting the io issues of MONSTER WORLD as 70-79! I got ish #100 in my collection too! :thumbup:
As for the flying thing...it was the LOBSTERMAN from MARS,I believe...from an amuter movie...kinda like the Forgotton Skeleton of Cadaveras...
For the 777th post on the picture war...
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/28/boydjw7.png)
This mug easily trumps Frankenstein's!
OK...you nailed Frankenstien...and I'll nail the X wing fighter...you can't shoot what you can't see...
(http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/2637/untitled42sf7.png)
This is when a reverse inviso-ray would come in handy.
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1971/snakesonaplane800x600on4.jpg)
(http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/1812/ssssslu3.jpg)
"Go to your rooms, you little basterds!"
cool ... is that Sssssss? I remember that from the early 80's.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3465/kurtrussellassnakewd1.jpg)
Kurt Russell as Snake can beat your snake :)
Quote from: venomx on April 13, 2007, 09:09:35 PM
cool ... is that Sssssss? I remember that from the early 80's.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3465/kurtrussellassnakewd1.jpg)
Kurt Russell as Snake can beat your snake :)
that wasnt hard. "Sssssss" Sucks. And where did you find a picture of K.R. as Snake?
Hey...I Liked Ssss....! Of course I like peanut butter and balony sandwhiches. With jalepeno slices.
Quotewhere did you find a picture of K.R. as Snake?
http://www.altavista.com/image/results?itag=ody&q=%22Kurt+Russell%22+%22Snake%22&mik=photo&mik=graphic&mip=all&mis=all&miwxh=all :smile: take a look theres more. or put "SNAKE PLISSKIN" that works too...
Quote from: venomx on April 13, 2007, 09:09:35 PM
cool ... is that Sssssss? I remember that from the early 80's.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/3465/kurtrussellassnakewd1.jpg)
Kurt Russell as Snake can beat your snake :)
Snake would be no match for Lobo
(http://www.hillcity-comics.com/toys/lobo_statue.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on April 14, 2007, 05:43:21 AM
Hey...I Liked Ssss....! Of course I like peanut butter and balony sandwhiches. With jalepeno slices.
RC, Sssss is one of "B" movies I took Poogie to see, we both liked it, thought it was kind of interesting.
Peanut butter and bolony sandwhich with jalepeno slices sounds interesting, I'm gonna try that, after all Menard's idea of cheese on waffles was pretty good, this one may be good too.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/48940TYbx_w.jpg)
Hercules can take out Lobo and not even raise a sweat.
My hercules can beat up your hercules
(http://www.moviemaker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/hercules-in-new-york.jpg)
Quote from: Susan on April 14, 2007, 08:03:19 PM
My hercules can beat up your hercules
(http://www.moviemaker.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/hercules-in-new-york.jpg)
no match for Conan the Barbarian
(http://www.daviddylanthomas.com/wp-content/uploads/Cheese/10102058A_Arnold_Schwarzenegger_Conan_the_Barbarian_Posters.jpg)
Conan ... hmm well I cant attack this one , I like Conan movies. :smile: CROMMMMM!
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/c/cd/200px-Beetleborgs.jpg)
Big Bad BEETLEBORGS! Muscle men dont stand a CHANCE.
Conan is no match for Lord Darkness
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/Darkness2.jpg)
(http://members.toast.net/joerger/pic3/gorilla.jpg)
The most overused character in the war goes against the most underused
You know SirKillalot can eat that right ... :smile:
(http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/7945/sirkillalotff9.png)
But can you eat this...?
(http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/2895/oscar20mayer20wienerwz8.jpg)
(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/icons/devoured.gif)
Take that Oscarmobile down Quicksilver Highway
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on April 15, 2007, 03:23:54 PM
(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/icons/devoured.gif)
Take that Oscarmobile down Quicksilver Highway
a hammer smashes fake teeth
(http://www.wpclipart.com/tools/hammer/hammer_1.png)
I dont see a hammer ... :lookingup: so does this mean Mr. Briggs Inc.'s fake teeth is last?
Quote from: venomx on April 15, 2007, 10:47:49 PM
I dont see a hammer ... :lookingup: so does this mean Mr. Briggs Inc.'s fake teeth is last?
yeah thats weird. Well, here is another hammer
(http://www.arcadeshopper.com/mame/images/hammer.jpg)
An army of Fascist goosestepping hammers...
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/1871/untitledpo3.png)
The TRUE hammer shall TRIUMPH.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg)
Quote from: KYGOTC on April 16, 2007, 03:45:40 PM
The TRUE hammer shall TRIUMPH.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/ugotthelook/images/mc_hammer.jpg)
that hammer needs to be put on ice. Vanilla Ice!
(http://projectebola.typepad.com/photos/celeb_pictures/ice.jpg)
Quote from: rebel_1812 on April 16, 2007, 04:31:52 PM
(http://projectebola.typepad.com/photos/celeb_pictures/ice.jpg)
Damn, i wish i had those pants.
QuoteDamn, i wish i had those pants.
You'd want to sent 'em through the washing machine a few times before wearing them, I'd think, to get out all the Vanilla Ice stains.
I always wanted his jacket ...on the back it says down by law ... :twirl: I dont know any better Im wierd. lol
" I AM the GOD of HELLFIRE and I bring you : FIRE!!!!! :hot:
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/631/untitleddv5.png)
( uh...fire melts ice...!)
Sorry RCMerchant ... goodnight Firegod here is Spawn ! he looks mad too ...
(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/1322/spawncx2.jpg)
Quote from: venomx on April 17, 2007, 12:15:03 AM
Sorry RCMerchant ... goodnight Firegod here is Spawn ! he looks mad too ...
(http://img385.imageshack.us/img385/1322/spawncx2.jpg)
go get him Jesus!
(http://www.thehornyrabbit.com/blog/content/binary/jesus%20never%20calls.gif)
Hey Jesus, the power of Satan compels you! Bwa-ha-haaaaaa!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/untitled-2.jpg)
(I'm probably going to hell for that, arent I?)
Mike matress and Dean Crept will take on the Devil! They might not WIN, but at least theyve got the balls!
(http://www.aaapop.com/images/covers/Other/g-mendvd.jpg)
G men from Hell...cnott defeat...
(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/5017/0b480c981b7a9fec025c9a9ht5.jpg)
(http://img367.imageshack.us/img367/5931/a91459397abba1ae1e5c0c5we9.jpg)
(more shamless self exploitation...sorry...)
Its ok, RCM. I f i had a scanner, id be doing the same thing with my stuff.
G men from Hell ? or G men for dinner ... OK PITBULL from hell ... dont take his bone away :buggedout: look how beautiful that face is , I love pitbulls.
When I was 17 I had a Pitbull German Shepherd mix ... wow he was MAD but a very beautiful dog ... if I can find a old picture of him I will scan it in ...
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/1518/setrs9.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/devil_dog01.jpg)
I'll see your Pit Bull and raise you one Devil Dog, Hound of Hell
A Devil Dog for me to poop on ~ Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog.
(http://img292.imageshack.us/img292/6608/triumphtheinsultcomicdoan9.jpg)
cats are better then dogs and thundercats are even better then that.
(http://decepticon-matrix.com/thundercats_sourcebook_p2-3.jpg)
I think Pumpkinhead can take them all out ... I did like the thundercats back in the day ...
(http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4900/pumpkinheadpn3.jpg)
My army of ghost warriors will make pumpkin pie out of you...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Ghost_Movie_09.jpg)
EAT FLAMES GHOSTS!!!!!
(http://www.greatdreams.com/war/sherman_flamethrower.jpg)
no problem for the tank killer
(http://www.exotica.org.uk/gallery/games/images/a/A10TankKiller.jpg)
We've been here before...... (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,112594.msg132448.html#msg132448)
if your saying this has already been done sorry, I didn't have the time to read 55 pages of posts.
Quote from: flackbait on April 18, 2007, 10:07:05 PM
if your saying this has already been done sorry, I didn't have the time to read 55 pages of posts.
Hehe, it's okay. The only reason I remembered is because I posted the A-10. :smile:
Really, though, you should go back and read the whole 'war' ... some of the entries are really, really funny.
Now, to beat the A-10, we might try:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/poster_spies_like_us.jpg)
Oh thats easy 007 can take them out ... BOND ... James BOND
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/4508/dn10823jamesbondka5.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/spy20vs20spy.jpg)
Weeeeeeeeng Weeeeeeeeeeeeng!
(http://static.flickr.com/112/262542942_897c184d47.jpg?v=0)
This will fix the little ladie....hold your nose...
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/110173.jpg)
Mary Shaw scares the instapoop out of you ! :twirl:
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/9325/maryshawnv1.jpg)
Ventriloquist out of control? We need
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/pupmaster/pupmaster8.jpg)
A nuke strapped to a bassalope will take care of him
[img][http://silverrockets.com/Secret.jpg/img]
opps let me try that again
(http://silverrockets.com/Secret.jpg)
Hmmm, who can handle a dog with fake antlers strapped to his head?
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/grinch.jpg)
Puppet Boris vs. cartoon Boris...!
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/2226/untitledtx4.png)
that's child's play
(http://www.kollectablekaos.com.au/images/14in-Bride-of-chucky.jpg)
Fluffy from Creepshow The Crate ... Goodnight Chucky :twirl:
(http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1207/fluffyfromcreepshowthecgh9.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/stephenkingcreepshowstill.jpg)
Same show, different guy.
I beleive he did himself away with one of these.
(http://www.sff.net/people/sanders/shotgun.jpg)
Hehhh why not? the Nintendo Zapper click click
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/7228/nintendozapperxd1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/sam_fisher.jpg)
Here's a Nintendo zapper
Sam Fisher? ok I know who can kill him ... Solid Snake the Splinter Cell zapper :)
(http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9922/solidsnakerp6.jpg)
(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/object/040/040236/ff_halo_object_468.jpg)
Blast from the past Baby!
(http://www.driverzone.cz/tapetygamesy/Duke_Nukem_004.jpg)
Quote from: flackbait on April 20, 2007, 04:51:11 PM
Blast from the past Baby!
(http://www.driverzone.cz/tapetygamesy/Duke_Nukem_004.jpg)
I loved Duke Nukem back in the day. Too bad Duke Nukem Forever is still in production (ten years and counting).
Funny thing is I have never actually played Duke Nukem.
But I know he kicks ass.
Riddick cuts Duke Nukem's guts right out ...
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/7811/riddickgf7.jpg)
All these video games need to be taken down a peg by an actual movie pic in the Bad MOVIES Picture War.
Behold, I give you the Bishop of Battle:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Bishopofbattle.jpg)
Fair ... your right but I did take it down a peg with Riddick he is in 2 movies :smile:
also ... goodnight Bishop of Battle Behold, here is TRON or is that Jeff Bridges. lol
(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9637/tronlarge02vs3.jpg)
he was just a program, Hal is a full computer.
(http://ifaq.wap.org/posters/hal1.gif)
Oh man, I LOVE HAL, but....
I know this one's been used before, but I think #20 can take out HAL:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/darkstar/darkstar5-ic.jpg)
(http://img394.imageshack.us/img394/2365/robotsrocketswk5.jpg) !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/war-of-the-worlds-20050722055101768.jpg)
One big machine against all your little ones.
Didn't the common cold kill the Martians in WAR of the WORLDS...? Enter...MR.FREEZE (old school) aka Eli Wallach!
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/152/freezeam0.jpg)
Killer rabbit
Run away!! Run away!!
(http://members.thegeekgroup.org/~slurpy/Killer_rabbit.jpg)
the original vampire bunny, Bunnicula
(http://images.contentreserve.com/ImageType-100/1069-1/%7BB7E4C980-168E-4984-A285-956B7919A540%7DImg100.jpg)
Can it stand the nights who say ni?
(http://luminescencias.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Arthur-and-Bedevere-and-the-Knights-of-Ni-715052.jpg)
This little guy has a cudgel and a limit range. He will change their speech from "Ni!" to "My knees!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/leprechaun/leprechaun6.jpg)
(http://ldopa.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/four%20leaf%20clover2.jpg)
everyone knows a four leaf clover defeats the leprechaun.
Agent orange should take out a four leaf clover
(http://www.diggerhistory.info/images/asstd/spray-orange.jpg)
Yeah well...a man who exists in the 4th Dimension would not have to worry about poison gas....
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/5568/untitledbu9.png)
QuoteYeah well...a man who exists in the 4th Dimension would not have to worry about poison gas....
But does he have to worry about cancer?
Agent Orange was a defoliant used in Vietnam, while it might me be poisenous as a gas it is much more carcinogenic.
In fact some veterens sued the gov. for using this stuff if I remember right because they had gotten cancer from it.
either way you still beat me and agent orange is toxic.
Well I hate to use this so soon. But I know everyone will pull all the stops out soon or later. This was one of my big guns that I know cant be beat so easy ... Medusa from Clash of the Titans . Goodnight 4D man. My main pic that Im saving for this war will be so bad so big I really dont know how it can be beat. But till then ...
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6886/medusafromclashofthetitap3.jpg)
If I remember my greek mythology right it was her own image that did medusa in so...
(http://www.burchardgalleries.com/auctions/2003/oct1903/l011b_1.jpg)
Very good ... I didnt think that was gonna happen. :thumbup: Perseus cut her head off in greek mythology. You still beat me.
Thanks, I guess that mythology class paid off after all.
(http://www.tfarchive.com/cartoons/generationone/profiles/Grimlock.jpg)
when Grimlock gets angry Grimlock smashes things (including mirrors). He is also not intelligent enough to know about 7 years bad luck.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/abaddon.jpg)
Goodbye tiny mechanical creature.
Monster X from Godzilla : Final Wars can take out that small monster really easy ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXOZXp939dE for anyone that wants to see his power!
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/2307/monsterxwk7.jpg)
Should be no problem for the indestuctable captain scarlet
(http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/scarlet4.jpg)
everything has got to die something. Say hello to the Grim Reaper!
(http://www.flackstudio.com/Images/Digital/Grim-Reaper-web.jpg)
The only guys in the entire universe who have been able to tame the reaper:
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/billandted2.jpg)
(http://aptient.com/images/billted.jpg)
Very smart move :thumbup:
But JeanClaudeVanDamme in his prime takes out Bill and Ted with a roundhouse to there faces. Beahehhhhhhh!
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/479/jeanclaudevandammeib7.jpg)
Everybody knows that the only thing that can stop Van Damme is:
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/bloodsport/bloodsport7.jpg)
Himself. (How many times has that happened now?)
QuoteEverybody knows that the only thing that can stop Van Damme is:Himself.
Or a 30's era mobster duel wielding thompsons
(http://wiki.arch.ethz.ch/asterix/pub/Main/BaManuelBurkhardt/Gangster.jpg)
...who is no match for Ming the Merciless
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/FlashGordon_10.jpg)
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/tingler/tingler_shot3l.jpg)
who has a slight spinal problem...
Did someone say ... spinal problem? here is BANE. Just look at that nasty backbreaker!
(http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/7140/batman497pr5.png)
hercules is stronger.
(http://www.geocities.com/jjnevins/hercules.jpg)
But hercules is no match for a woman
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/woman.jpg)
Who is no match for:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cololossalbeast.gif)
Sorry half skull face big man thing. I used Unicron and Devastator already so ... Here is Metroplex. Goodnight and Goodfight.
(http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/7011/metroplexrp3.jpg)
Karate teacher Jesus could have his ultimate pupil destroy Metroplex.
...and take home the All-Valley Tournament trophy.
(http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/3688/camnyretla4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
:thumbup:
due to his strict religious upbringing I'm sure that pupil will be in bed before sun down, leaving him vunerable for The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight
(http://www.geocities.com/crimemonkey/embwbam/media/bomber7.jpg)
Bombs are useless against.......
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4d/IOT4.jpg/800px-IOT4.jpg)
Who will gladly relieve him of his skeleton.
A Giant Sushi looking thing? Ok well Data got rid of something like that in The Goonies ... Uncut ver.
So everyone can understand what Im talking about go here ... Goonies Octopus Deleted Scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35AUFYzvUXI
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/4945/goonieskr9.jpg)
And they still have time to find One Eyed Willy's treasure :)
It's one of the Silicates from Island of Terror, which suck out your bones, and are damn-near impossible to kill. Very nasty little critters.
(http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/island_of_terror-dr_landers-2.jpg) (http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/island_of_terror-dr_landers-3.jpg) (http://www.moviedeaths.com/images/grabs/island_of_terror-dr_landers-4.jpg)
They even have the magical ability to do it through clothing! (Note the pants leg.)
But, I concede that good ol' Data would find a way to kill them.
This critter ain't got no bones...and it eats everything...
(http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/6237/untitledzc9.png)
I think I may have seen Mr Freeze done before. If not he is the perfect choice to freeze the blob.
(http://members.aol.com/whoclix/freeze.gif)
She has a smile that could thaw out an Ice Age:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cavegirl/cavegirl7.jpg)
Bullseye is immune to her charms!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/DD5.jpg)
I know it's overkill, but I couldn't resist.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Marvel-character-composit.jpg)
If you are thinking of making the next picture the D.C. crew to beat the Marvel gang, well, lets just say It's not an Infinate Crisis, Its a Secret War.
Darth Vader's pimped-out ride can handle these super-heroic scum!
(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/2/20/SW_Executor_01.jpg)
(Okay not really, but for the purposes of this thread, let's pretend.)
Quote from: KYGOTC on April 25, 2007, 10:16:30 AM
If you are thinking of making the next picture the D.C. crew to beat the Marvel gang, well, lets just say It's not an Infinate Crisis, Its a Secret War.
Actually I intended to put in just Daredevil, then I thought of Daredevil and Electra, entered them on image search and found that picture, liked it so much it's now our desktop backround, like I said, I couldn't resist the urge to share with you guys.
And as for Darth and his pimped out ride:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/borgcube0uy.jpg)
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated.
Galactus takes over The Borg. I think he is the same size as Unicron.
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/9969/galactusae3.jpg)
He was defeated by the fantastic four.
(http://www.intuitivewebdesigns.com/comics/graphics/ff/Fantastic_Four.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dayoftriffidsdvd.jpg)
To - rebel_1812. wow ... fantastic four defeated Galactus? how did they do it?
To - the Triffids ... Goodnight here is Gigantis The Fire Monster.
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8074/gigantisthefiremonstergj0.jpg)
Quote from: venomx on April 26, 2007, 11:17:51 AM
To - rebel_1812. wow ... fantastic four defeated Galactus? how did they do it?
by threatening to use a doomsday device that was capable of destroying even Galactus, the ultimate nullifer.
(http://marvelite.prohosting.com/surfer/profiles/graphics/ultimatenul.gif)
I'm sure they'll absorb this storyline in the Fantastic Four movies.
That's impressive, but try using a doomsday device against DEATH INCARNATE!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/inferno13.jpg)
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1149/untitled22vq8.png)
even if he can't die, we would still be torn apart near a black hole.
(http://www.biblelife.org/bigbang-blackhole.gif)
(http://www.jeffbots.com/vincent.jpg)
This spunky little 'bot can take on the nastiest black hole, even while dealing with a deranged Anthony Perkins!
Godzilla absorbed a blackhole once. Then steps on that robot from blackhole the move :)
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5779/godzillamf6.png)
(http://www.giantmonstermovies.com/images/destoroyah-m.jpg)
Destoroyah has beaten Godzilla in the past too.
True ... I know MechaGodzilla X aka Kiryu can beat Godzilla too. So Im sure MechaGodzilla X can KILL Destoroyah. Godzilla lost to Destoroyah because of lack of oxygen. No oxygen here. Just pure power and speed. The only reason MechaGodzilla X lost in the movie to Godzilla is because he got a virus he believed he was Godzilla so didnt want to fight himself. MechaGodzilla X is awesome.
(http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/4053/untitledgj5.png)
Your puny lazers cant even touch an ancient sumerian diety:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/ghostbusters/ghostbusters22.jpg)
Puny lazers? Did you see Godzilla: Tokyo S.O.S. ? Its a good movie. Anyway goodnight here are the Ghostbusters to save the night.
Crossing the proton streams "would be bad," WOW did you see the new xbox360 ver of Ghostbusters? looks damm good.
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/3285/ghostbustersdn3.png)
I know how to stop these guys.
I will just put some White Out on their contracts, then there will be no Ghost Busters I, II or whatever!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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(http://omximages.officemax.com/images/kreb_large/20216650.GIF)
Quote from: Fausto on April 26, 2007, 07:11:33 PM
That's impressive, but try using a doomsday device against DEATH INCARNATE!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/inferno13.jpg)
What movie is his from???
John
Quote from: JPickettIII on April 27, 2007, 04:06:10 PM
Quote from: Fausto on April 26, 2007, 07:11:33 PM
That's impressive, but try using a doomsday device against DEATH INCARNATE!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/inferno13.jpg)
What movie is his from???
John
This is from Inferno (1980), one of my favorite Argento movies.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080923/
If I remember correctly, this Grim Reaper (not quite as impressive when you see it in the film) was director Mario Bava's last contribution to the film world; apparently the real Grim Reaper didnt like how he was portrayed, as Bava died soon after.
Quote from: DENNIS on April 23, 2007, 08:18:38 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/abaddon.jpg)
Goodbye tiny mechanical creature.
Ain't that from Torchwood?
Could be, I just found the picture, it's called Abaddon.
Quote from: venomx on April 27, 2007, 03:16:16 PM
Crossing the proton streams "would be bad," WOW did you see the new xbox360 ver of Ghostbusters? looks damm good.
My brother has an xbox360....I will have to check that out.
I.....
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GHOSTBUSTERS!
Fausto - you GOT to see this ... Its Ghostbusters Xbox 360 gameplay ... and thats just a small demo ... WOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inTzGSvyQzE
Since Ghostbusters is under the Sony umbrella, that game isn't going to happen. Though they(Zootfly) are going to use that prototype and engine(UE3) for something similar.
so what is the current monster?
I think a bottle of White Out. lol? your right Rebel 1812 lets get this going again ...
here is Guiron. Chops a bottle of White Out in half and the factory its made from too ... easy.
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5693/guironka3.jpg)
Can it destroy the Giant Daimajin?
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/2527/untitledsr5.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/curse-of-the-demon.jpg)
Just as big and a lot meaner.
That poor monster I hate to do this to him ... but he rents Super Mario Bros. the movie and then later kills himself :(
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/592/supermariobrosmovievn6.jpg)
The best game of all time - The worst movie of all time. Hows that work? Wait is that King Koopa? nope its just Dennis Hopper.
Hey I remember that police car with a bulldozer part from the game and those rocket boots too. wait no I dont.
And nice Yoshi looks so cute and fun ... NO ... he looks like he can rip your god dam arm right off! ...
And the Goombas cool they look just like the way they do in the game too. yeah right no way. Why!?
but mario bros are no match for "he who walks behind the rows"
(http://www.londonexpo.com/~chillerfest/images/corn.gif)
(http://gocorn.net/v2006/Images/headerdraw.jpg)
Take that, Corn Guy!
Knight Rider , KITT can think of a way to take that thing out.
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/67/knightridermy2.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bykGaVXx3Ck&mode=related&search= intro
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/firebirds2.jpg)
Nicholas Gage and Tommy Lee Jones trump a talking car and a washed up lifeguard.
QuoteNicholas Gage and Tommy Lee Jones trump a talking car and a washed up lifeguard.
True, but they can't top a battery of SAM rockets
(http://www.canit.se/~griffon/aviation/text/missiles/humrdy.jpg)
too bad it can't target something as small as mighty mouse.
(http://www.affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/Mighty_mouse_small.jpg)
And Mighty Mouse is a huge clumsy beast compared to this guy:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/atom_ant.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/465152_sk_md.jpg)
Raid spray can not kill the BUGS from Starship Troopers.
(http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/5574/bugsstarshiptrooperseu0.jpg)
orpheus could charm them with his music
(http://www.indiana.edu/~frithome/news/images/orpheus.jpg)
Ha, Orpheus is no match for the blackhole of fashion and taste that is Louis Tully.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/higuy3.jpg)
BURN BABY, BURN!!
(http://www.ww2incolor.com/gallery/albums/germans/german_flamethrower_in_use_23_03_05.sized.jpg)
Quoteorpheus could charm them with his music
I must say that lion doesn't look too impressed...
Quote from: Raffine on April 30, 2007, 03:47:29 PM
Quoteorpheus could charm them with his music
I must say that lion doesn't look too impressed...
i couldn't find a pic where he charmed cerebus. But if you can charm the original dog out of hell I think a lion should be easy.
Quote from: flackbait on April 30, 2007, 03:21:12 PM
BURN BABY, BURN!!
GO JOE(http://www.tomsimpson.org/images/gijoe.jpg)
Im sorry but Cobra Commander had way more cool weapons ... Why are the bad guys always so cool? And have better toys.
(http://img259.imageshack.us/img259/5607/cobracommanderrb3.gif)
Quote from: venomx on April 30, 2007, 05:33:53 PM
Why are the bad guys always so cool? And have better toys?
Ive noticed that too.
Yeah I know look at Cobra Commander then look at Duke. When I was young I didnt notice it - Just like the evil Decepticons.
If I recall the mongoose is the cobra's natural enemy. So Rikki-Tikki-Tavi should suffice.
(http://www.dodginggrunge.com/adminStorage/mongoose.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/the_incredibles_001.jpg)
MR. Incredible can curb the mongoose
A Rikki-Tikki-Tavi reference?
KARMA! :thumbup:
Quote from: venomx on April 30, 2007, 07:27:30 PM
Yeah I know look at Cobra Commander then look at Duke. When I was young I didnt notice it - Just like the evil Decepticons.
I always liked Optimus more.
he isn't incredible enough for the wraith of Apocclypse
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/xwrs1/apocalypse2.jpg)
Good point rebel - Optimus was a cool goodguy. and your Apocclypse is incredible! Im not gona even try to touch this one. I know what Apocclypse is all about. this one is gona be hard people. I had a pic of him just waiting for this game too ... damm. oh wait.
edit - your gona love this one I know ... DOOMSDAY vs Apocclypse ... cool
(http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8505/250pxdoomsdayrh5.jpg)
with the powers of medusa.....
(http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/photos/uncategorized/ctop_workout2.jpg)
so is this carrot top, or medusa(again)? I'll assume carrot top, who'd better watch out for a killer tomato.
(http://cec.wustl.edu/~naw1/nh/hallucinations/killer-tomato.png)
A Killer Tomato? ... ok well its PIZZA TIME! here are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
(http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/1166/teenagemutantninjaturtlhk2.jpg)
Backed by his moderately competent henchmen (compared to, say, Bebop and Rocksteady anyway), Taurus Bulba's gonna make himself some turtle soup!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Darkwing%20Duck/BULBA4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bb5.jpg)
It's funny how the picture war has essentially turned into a "my guy can kick your guys ass" game.
Well if that's the case, nobody kicks ass like Quint!
(http://www.mcmahonadu.com/quint/jaws10_227x300.jpg)
"my guy can kick your guys ass" Lou Ferrigno Hulk
(http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/8552/louferrignohulkby8.jpg)
Hulk mad and want to smash Quint and Jaws too.
Nothing beats stream-of-consciousness machismo!
(http://www.grendelfly.com/images/portfolio/art-08.jpg)
And so: This Giant Guy can beat... any, uh, Incredi...
Oh God, please tell me he's wearing tights under that leafy tunic!
Machismo? Razor Ramon (Scott Hall) From WWE.
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/9058/razorramonscotthallay4.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on January 19, 2007, 11:38:37 AM
I cannot remember what Spawn's nemisis was called, but remember that it would take the form of a fat clown.
Andrew, you are thinking of The Violator.
Your right its Violator. He has two Images.
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7609/clownviolatords2.jpg)(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/863/violatorqg5.jpg)
Violator aka The Clown
the worse clown out there, Pennywise
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a341/megasaurusmax/pennywise.jpg)
Even Pennywise's demonic arteries will be clogged beyond all hope after a few weeks with this clown:
(http://www.cultural-council.org/hibiscusfestival/ronald_mcdonald_jumping.JPG)
Poor poor Ronald McDonald ... I didnt want to do this to anyone trust me ... But Ronald McDonald rents Vulgar the clown the dvd then kills himself. If you seen this humiliation movie you know why erhh whewwww. Im gona go puke now.
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/9484/vulgartheclownim4.jpg)
chuds can handle vulgarity and turn a clown into mismeat.
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/chud/chud_shot4l.jpg)
If Michael Caine can handle thousands of Zulu warriors, he can handle some long-necked mutants!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/bromhead1.jpg)
if you want 18th-19th century generals, Napoleon is tops.
(http://www.oil-painting-portrait.com/images/napoleon2g.jpg)
Napolean can't stand up to Bullitt
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v331/lightfield/bullit.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/godfather.jpg)
Say hello to the badguy ... Scarface
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/226/scarfaceax3.jpg)
he has a big weakness though...
(http://www.miaminights.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/cocainecowboys.jpg)
Sorry rebel_1812 but Cheech and Chong smoke your Cocaine Cowboys up ... Then they sell the rest lol.
(http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/4806/cheechandchongsl8.jpg)
(http://www.movieactors.com/photos-2003/eastwood-dirtyharry.jpeg)
YA FEELING LUCKY PUNKS?
Psycho Cop is feeling lucky.
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/2743/psychocopms4.jpg)
The Radical Squadron is feeling luckier. So long, Psycho Cop, here's a compliemtary Buzzsaw Mizzile in your piehole. :)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/SWAT%20Kats/The%20Pastmaster%20Always%20Rings%20Twice/past113.jpg)
Those guys......well, i almost feel sorry for them, because THE BIKER MICE FROM MARS are comming their way!
(http://www.iwritenewyork.com/jan07/micebiker.jpg)
These guys had the COOOOLEST toys, by the way.
Bucky O'Hare beats the THE BIKER MICE FROM MARS.
(http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8698/harepg0.jpg)
(http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary's/Pictures/NESGameCovers/B/Battletoads%201.jpg)
The only toads Bucky can't defeat!
Incidentally Bucky O'Hare is my next reader review challenge. XD
I loved that old game for the nes. :thumbup: I give you karma for a good pick there.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hellfrog/hellfrog6.jpg)
Some amphibians battle dirty
Who Better? And all while chewing bubblegum too.
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/hctft/hctft_shot2l.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on May 02, 2007, 12:49:02 PM
Even Pennywise's demonic arteries will be clogged beyond all hope after a few weeks with this clown:
(http://www.cultural-council.org/hibiscusfestival/ronald_mcdonald_jumping.JPG)
Now
that's the funniest (and scariest) thing I've seen all week. I applaud you!
I'M LOVIN' IT!
The monster from The Quatermass Xperiment should wipe that cheesy grin off your face
(http://www.scifi.com/sfw/images/screen/20060606_Quatermass2_rev.jpg)
This scientist should be able to talk that monster straight into next week, if not another movie:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/vampmen/vampmen3.jpg)
"You see, the problem is that you have an alien organism in your bloodstream. It is much like yogurt, but with the consistency of oatmeal. I am going to replace parts of your bone marrow with modulators that will emit super low frequencies in alpha waves, driving the alien organism out through your pores. Then I will perform sterilization with high voltage current, delivered by this electrode cathode array of transistors."
Can the mad Dr. Carridine defeat a monster of his own creation?
(http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/9500/untitledmj9.png)
(Probally not ,but I liked the picture....)
Dr. Carridine's monster is killed by - MECHAKONG From King Kong Escapes 1967
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/9210/mechakongsd6.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-3.jpg)
A Gundam ... thats cool ... now power - If you seen Xmen 3 or read the comics you know Dark Phoenix is gona be a hard one to take on ... goodluck. Shes Very Very Powerful . Now I put my most powerful Pictures I have up. This will be the number 3 with my final Pictures for this war. Number 1 will take it Im sure. bwaahahaha
(http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/4765/darkphoenixnt9.jpg)
The 3 fates from greek mythology will just cut her life thread and Pheniox goes bye bye. And for some one who try's to top this keep in mind in greek mythology even Zues could not change thier decisions.
(http://www.vroma.org/images/raia_images/fates.jpg)
Goodone flackbait ... I didnt even know that. I give you Karma. You play this game the same way I do. :thumbup:
QuoteGoodone flackbait ... I didnt even know that. I give you Karma. You play this game the same way I do.
Thanks I try my best.
Not even FATE can contain the power of THE AQUABATS! NO ONE can! Whoever posts a picture after me, know that it is only in vein that you do so, for they are undefeatable. You may think that you will beat them, but they are UNSTOPPABLE. They are THE AQUABATS!!!!!
(http://www.racketmag.com/images/aquabats/aquabats3.jpg)
Where are they from? Can we have some Info on them? Are they human? Good or Evil? Can they be consumed or controlled? ...
Quote from: venomx on May 06, 2007, 10:20:33 PM
Where are they from? Can we have some Info on them? Are they human? Good or Evil? Can they be consumed or controlled? ...
They're just your avarage ordinary SUPER HUMAN punishers of evil ROCK AND ROLL BAND!
(http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jimi_hendrix.jpg)
Quote from: flackbait on May 06, 2007, 10:48:13 PM
(http://johngushue.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/jimi_hendrix.jpg)
.......what? Is that Hendrix?
Quote.......what? Is that Hendrix?
YEP!!
And all get their butts handed to them by:
THE SUPER GLOBETROTTERS!(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/s/supglobe.jpg)
.................GAME OVER.....................GAME OVER.....................GAME OVER.....................GAME OVER.....................
Hendrix is easy:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/sleepingpills.jpg)
(Ooops, I guess this will work for the psychedelic Globetrotters, too).
(http://www.mondotees.com/ProductImages/MrT2.jpg)
[size=8]DON'T DO DRUGS!
STAY IN SCHOOL!
DRINK YOUR MILK!
EAT MY CEREAL!
Mr. T may be tough, but is he tough enough to throw "Mr. X"'s machine helluva far?
(http://mmxz.zophar.net/megamanxz/megaman/mm6_mrx.gif)
I don't think so.
No match for SUPER SEAN!
(oops. I pulled an RCMerchant.)
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o259/kygotc/kyle.jpg)
Just like that Guyver rips open then kills SUPER SEAN. To Raffine Karma for you because of MR. T I love the 80's. :thumbup:
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/2205/guyverkg5.gif)
Not part of my super final 3 pictures.
Good alien bug...meet evil alien bug....
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4908/untitledsu1.png)
The cover looks like bad porn movie lol :thumbup: Karma for you.
Quote from: venomx on May 07, 2007, 06:35:11 PM
The cover looks like bad porn movie lol :thumbup: Karma for you.
Whoa. RCMerchant's karma is almost a hundred. neeto!
QuoteWhoa. RCMerchant's karma is almost a hundred. neeto!
*
click*
Now 99!
Who will make it 100? :teddyr:
Holy Moly! I got 100! I think I just had a party in my pants!!! :buggedout: Thanx,guys! :thumbup:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2006022813thwarrior.jpg)
He took care of an evil mother and her spawn too.
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 07, 2007, 08:07:33 PM
Holy Moly! I got 100! I think I just had a party in my pants!!! :buggedout: Thanx,guys! :thumbup:
AND...you got the 1000th post in this thread.
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 07, 2007, 08:07:33 PM
Holy Moly! I got 100! I think I just had a party in my pants!!! :buggedout: Thanx,guys! :thumbup:
now that you've achieved karma greatness.....what is there to look forward to?
Quote from: Susan on May 07, 2007, 10:04:43 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 07, 2007, 08:07:33 PM
Holy Moly! I got 100! I think I just had a party in my pants!!! :buggedout: Thanx,guys! :thumbup:
now that you've achieved karma greatness.....what is there to look forward to?
Gee..I...I...dunno! Does this mean I gotta OD on herion,or something? Or die on the toilet? But...I don't want to...! I want my Mommy... :bluesad: :drink:
I have an idea! You should buy Stanley a burger!
OH...I did one better! I hooked him up with a coupla hot to trot hotties!
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/4408/untitledtk5.png)
(Actually,I don't get the joke...but this is the only Stanley I know! :smile:)
More slaves for Kari!
(http://afm.infinit.net/chro/cine/prehistoric_women.jpg)
THIS IS THE ZODIAC SPEAKING
I AM STILL HERE. I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN HERE. TELL THAT PIG KARI THAT I WILL NOT STOP COLLECTING MY SOLES FOR PARADISE
KARI-0
ME-666 (http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/1074/untitledcu6.png) (http://imageshack.us)
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That guy just looks SILLY.What with his pop gun an' all. I think I could probobly take that guy on.
(http://a765.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01530/46/75/1530025764_l.jpg)
For the Joker, not one Batman
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/THEBATMANevoMANBAT.jpg)
but two manbats
Quote from: DENNIS on May 08, 2007, 09:00:37 PM
For the Joker, not one Batman
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/THEBATMANevoMANBAT.jpg)
but two manbats
Ooooo! VERY nice! I mean, yeah, The things KILLED me, but nice response!
Goodnight Manbats ... Predator just killed them both.
Did you know - Jean-Claude Van Damme got the part to play as Predator in 1987 and did not take it.
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/8774/mm6predatorphoto01dprd6.jpg)
*Note* ... This is not one of my Trump cards
If it means anything my DC's DOOMSDAY was a trump card I still cant understand how comedian Carrot Top beat him ...
I hope it was not in a street fight lol ... After all Doomsday put Supermans nads into his stomach with one kick ...
A good move was by flackbait I used Dark Phoenix a trump card and then he used The 3 Fates - Greek Gods.
Taurus Bulba returns!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Darkwing%20Duck/STEER5.jpg)
With the cybernetic upgrades given to him by F.O.W.L. when they brought him back to life after his violent death at the hands of Batman, including the ability to fly and lasers out the wazoo, he'd be more than a match for your average Predator.
And he still manages to look sharp wearing a business suit and tie.
(I swear this is the only time I'll reuse a character, but the fact he had an alternate cyborg form was too good of an opportunity to pass up.)
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on May 08, 2007, 05:24:09 AM
I have an idea! You should buy Stanley a burger!
Cripes! NOW I get it!!! Pulp Fiction-(duh) ...yeah, two days later...yes,I am an idiot....
Actually, that's MY name... I take it my burger's not coming?
The Punisher Beats the hell out of Taurus Bulba then puts him to sleep ... with a 100 slugs to the head ... Now stay down.
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/6057/thepunisherin3.jpg)
*Note* ... This is not one of my Trump cards
Cool I started page 69.
I VILL METE OUT ZE PUNISHMENT!!!ACH TUNG!!! (and...uh...all that jazz...)
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6682/untitledez7.png) (http://imageshack.us)
Quote from: venomx on May 08, 2007, 09:55:39 PM
If it means anything my DC's DOOMDAY was a trump card I still cant understand how comedian Carrot Top beat him ...
I hope it was not in a street fight lol ... After all Doomsday put Supermans nads into his stomach with one kick ...
A good move was by flackbait I used Dark Phoenix a trump card and then he used The 3 Fates - Greek Gods.
i understand what your saying, one of my good ones was defeated by the guy from honey I shrunk the kids.
outranked by the axis's greatest spy the Red Skull.
(http://www.byrnerobotics.com/forum/uploads/ChadCarter/2006-09-28_174041_redskull.gif)
rebel_1812 -
Quotei understand what your saying, one of my good ones was defeated by the guy from honey I shrunk the kids
yeah I remember that crap. thats why I just cant wait to let out my really good Trump cards ...
(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2914/heritageyoungallies2ba3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Ghost Rider can defeat Bucky and Toro.
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/2719/ghostriderjy8.jpg)
*Note* ... This is not one of my Trump cards
Fire Ghost, meet WaterWorld:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/ww4.jpg?t=1178798333)
(And who cares about trump cards? The idea, at least as originally conceived, was not to "win it all" but to come up with weird, off-the-wall, bad movie references)
Ah, a world covered with water, the perfect playground for the Flesh Eaters:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/flesheaters/flesheaters5.jpg)
ulthar - Im sorry , I think you misunderstood. Im not trying to "win it all", my Trump cards are just my really good photos I have saved for the game thats all :thumbup: This game will and Im sure go on forever ... so no hard feelings.
Andrew - I hope this works against your Flesh Eaters, Sir. - Microscopic Nanobots , Search And Destroy.
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/5057/nanobotsdz4.jpg)(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/83/bloodcellsor3.jpg)
*Note* ... This is not one of my Trump cards
Quote from: venomx on May 10, 2007, 08:39:48 AM
ulthar - Im sorry , I think you misunderstood. Im not trying to "win it all", my Trump cards are just my really good photos I have saved for the game thats all :thumbup: This game will and Im sure go on forever ... so no hard feelings.
it's only natural that if you poster a really good 'monster'(or character) you want another really good 'monster' to defeat it. It kinda sucks when it is defeated by the laughable carrot-top.
i think the crew from the fantastic voyage would be best equipped to beat the microscopic nanobots.
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Set/1817/fvoyage/fv-pos.jpg)
The rat-bat-spider-crab thing should take care of them
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/angryred/angryred6.jpg)
Quote from: rebel_1812 on May 10, 2007, 12:57:29 PM
it's only natural that if you poster a really good 'monster'(or character) you want another really good 'monster' to defeat it. It kinda sucks when it is defeated by the laughable carrot-top.
To each his own, but I disagree. When I started this thread, it was with that kinda idea exactly in mind - to see what warped, creative ways someone could come up with to beat pics, not like more "conventional" picture wars on other sites. I wanted to see what obscure movie references could be made and the interesting way folks tied one movie character/monster to others.
Since this thread has been going, I've seen references to movies I forgot about or remember seeing but did not know the title. As usual on Badmovies.org, the depth of movie knowledge in general is truly awe inspiring. THE THING has made multipe appearances as has the Ymir from TWENTY MILLION MILES TO EARTH, among others.
Of course, we should each play the game however we choose (and though I started this mess, I don't claim to "own" it), but I for one found the Carot Top reference very funny and 'well played' within the scope of the Picture War on THIS forum.
Enough meta discussion from me...back to the action.... :smile:
Try Solid Snake on for size.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/MGS1_Solid_Snake.jpg)
This guy will step on little bugs and snap necks.
So watch out!!!!!
I used Snake already ... But its Time to post a trump card, Onslaught - Fusion of Professor X and Magneto.
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7739/onslaughtfusionofprofestq9.jpg)
Goodnight Snake! Onslaught will kill You!
Goodbye, Trump Card:
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Alice-in-Wonderland-mv03.jpg)
Alice...meet Alice...the GOON!!!!! IIIEEEYYYIIII!!!!
(http://img527.imageshack.us/img527/1325/pop003006dw6.jpg)
( Alice the Goon was always my favorite Popeye charecter...!)
Ulthar OH my God! Your a big baby. Did you take that nap today? or ever? Im not gona even to try to argue with you. I hope Andrew puts you in your place and tells you to grow up if your going to be a MOD. Sorry Andrew I quit this game buts its not because of you Ulthar your nothing to me trust me on that. You made this into a nonfun place to be. I hope Andrew reads that part. Im not even gona reply to anything you say after this Ulthar. 1st I tryed to be the better man and say NO HARD FEELINGS but no you did not even reply. I really think as a mod you need to grow up alittlle please. Make this a fun place.
flackbait , rebel_1812 , KYGOTC , RCMerchant , AND - edit - Mr. Briggs Inc Im sorry I Forgot how to spell your name and many others - IT was nice playing with you guys and gals goodluck in your game :thumbup:
MAybe reality manipulation doesn't work in Wonderland. :question:
Please do not take the picture war too seriously. By nature, a number of the pictures that "defeat" another image might seem unfair or not make sense. The goal of a picture war is fun. If one of yours is taken out by another, wait a few posts and look for another place to jump in with a new image. If the posts get a little too personal, please step back for a little bit and let things calm down.
For what it's worth, I thought the Alice reference against a picture claimed to be a "trump card" was funny. I certainly meant nothing profound or deep by it.
My apologies if that led to a misunderstanding.
Quote from: ulthar on May 10, 2007, 07:10:30 PM
For what it's worth, I thought the Alice reference against a picture claimed to be a "trump card" was funny. I certainly meant nothing profound or deep by it.
My apologies if that led to a misunderstanding.
Holy cow, I didn't even catch that the first time around. Alice "trumping" a card!
Back to the picture war, I have someone who is good at kicking the butt of goons:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack8.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/mama.jpg)
She's not afraid of any "Goonies" :teddyr:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Goonies_Cast.jpg)
they can handle her
dennis...OMG - is that chunk on the front right?!?
btw a little marty feldman is long overdue
(http://www.blaskan.nu/Bilder/marty_feldman.jpg)
This guy has the perfect two-fingered solution for those googley eyes!
(http://hometown.aol.com/morganakamoe83/images/moe%20howard---7.jpg)
"Pick two!"
(http://www.jcnot4me.com/images/Stooges-%20Eye%20Poke.jpg)
Japanese Spiderman's Giant robot mech, "Lepordon", will stomp, them stooges. (Overkill? maybe.)
By the way suzan, thanks for bringing Marty into the game. I love that nut!
(http://www5c.biglobe.ne.jp/~spa-girl/55006046/5cspa-girl43a2f9775a339.jpg)
Mr. Creosote should make short work of that robot.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e5/Mr_Creosote.PNG/300px-Mr_Creosote.PNG)
Care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Creosote? It's only wafer thin...
(http://www.webcreatepro.com/sites/m/d/mdlock/images/Dark%20Chocolate%20Mint%20Squares.jpg)
ulthar - Im also sorry for the misunderstanding. I hope we can work things out. Its a simple game on a great web site. :thumbup:
Raffine - Thats some good chocolate right there I love it.
Susan - Did you know Chunk from Goonies is a lawyer now?
Venom eats that chocolate :thumbup:
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/9764/spiderman3fu6.jpg)
Thanks for the karma!
*Karma* for venomx for being a good sport and an extra bonus:
(http://www.justjared.com/images/2006/04/barron-william-trump-pictures.jpg)
Three Trumps for future use.
Thanks Raffine heres karma for you too. :thumbup:
and ... Vince McMahon says ... Trump ... your fired!!!
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/4203/vincemcmahonld3.jpg)(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2504/vincemcmahonyourfiredic8.jpg)
Vince McMahon is so awesome.
Quote from: venomx on May 10, 2007, 05:48:14 PM
Ulthar OH my God! Your a big baby. Did you take that nap today? or ever? Im not gona even to try to argue with you. I hope Andrew puts you in your place and tells you to grow up if your going to be a MOD. Sorry Andrew I quit this game buts its not because of you Ulthar your nothing to me trust me on that. You made this into a nonfun place to be. I hope Andrew reads that part. Im not even gona reply to anything you say after this Ulthar. 1st I tryed to be the better man and say NO HARD FEELINGS but no you did not even reply. I really think as a mod you need to grow up alittlle please. Make this a fun place.
flackbait , rebel_1812 , KYGOTC , RCMerchant , AND - edit - Mr. Briggs Inc Im sorry I Forgot how to spell your name and many others - IT was nice playing with you guys and gals goodluck in your game :thumbup:
awwwhhha.. I feel bad. That was a good monster too, it took a summer series to defeat ONSLAUGHT and required several heroes to scarifce themselves. Something that didn't respond to psychic energy would have been a better foil.
how about the best wrestler of all time the Ultimate Warrior
(http://bodyslamming.com/pics/UltimateWarrior2.jpg)
Ultimate Warrior is my Favorite too! Then Undertaker. But Only one man I can think of that beat Warrior. The late great Ravishing Rick Rude. now ... "Hit my music!" Finishing move - the rude awakening.
(http://img205.imageshack.us/img205/3892/ravishingrickrudedl3.jpg)
PS rebel_1812 Try to get this dvd - The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior. Its a really good dvd about Jim Hellwig aka The
Ultimate Warrior ... yeah ONSLAUGHT was a good monster. also Karma for rebel_1812 because he used The Ultimate Warrior!
Try Some old WWE TRIVIA ... who was the 1st wrestler Earthquake hit with his Finishing move the "Earthquake crush"?
Quote from: venomx on May 10, 2007, 10:43:43 PM
Susan - Did you know Chunk from Goonies is a lawyer now?
wasn't the guy trying to force them all out of their homes a lawyer? Most kid actors try to pursue acting as adults and fail - it's nice to see them succeed at a regular career - well , as much as a lawyer can be
The way he looked now vs then warranted a marty feldman :wink:
ok....why does this always go back to wrestlers? lol
Scary Mary doesn't tolerate "rude"...
(http://www.dewberry.co.za/media/scarymary.jpg)
Mary Poppins looks really pretty in that photo ... Its her eyes I think. :thumbup:
anyway goodnight Mary (http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/2479/bigbadmama05ys7.jpg)
here is ... BIG BAD MAMA!!!
Quote from: Susan on May 10, 2007, 08:58:56 PM
dennis...OMG - is that chunk on the front right?!?
Yes, those are the grown up Goonies, sorry I took so long, had to log off and just now got back.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/1319_m.jpg)
one Bad Mama deserves another
You big bad mamas are going down, to be defeated by the mermaid (with the assistance of her friend, frankenstien):
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Frankenstein_Monster_16.jpg)
King Kong takes the mermaid for his own, then steps on Frankenstien.
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/8305/051214kingkongnp0.jpg)
Rarhhhhhhhh!
Quote from: venomx on May 10, 2007, 04:33:21 PM
I used Snake already ... But its Time to post a trump card, Onslaught - Fusion of Professor X and Magneto.
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/7739/onslaughtfusionofprofestq9.jpg)
Goodnight Snake! Onslaught will kill You!
I did not see the Snakester, I will look harder next time. We can't have this be like a WWF/WWE match where a character comes back again and again and again.
The Fusion of Prof. X and Magneto is that Xavier and Magneto? Did that happen in the comic books???
Cool character.
Quote from: rebel_1812 on May 11, 2007, 01:56:39 AM
how about the best wrestler of all time the Ultimate Warrior
(http://bodyslamming.com/pics/UltimateWarrior2.jpg)
Already used. Sadly he was defeated.
JPickettIII
QuoteI did not see the Snakester, I will look harder next time
No prob its cool :thumbup: Yeah Onslaught is a Fusion of Xavier and Magneto in the comics. That was a Great photo. I played Marvel vs Streetfighter in the arcade and Onslaught is one of the last guys to fight ... hes very big and really hard to beat. Like rebel_1812 said ... it took a long time and several heroes to scarifce themselves to beat Onslaught. Edit to JPickettIII I will try to pm you with the story of Onslaught.
How about trying a missle launch from this guy:
(http://www.sonypictures.com/groups/us/documents/image/p7137768.jpg)
Magneto might be able to stop the jet, but can he stop the missle as well???? :question:
Quote from: venomx on May 11, 2007, 09:56:58 AM
JPickettIII QuoteI did not see the Snakester, I will look harder next time
No prob its cool :thumbup: Yeah Onslaught is a Fusion of Xavier and Magneto in the comics. That was a Great photo. I played Xmen vs Streetfighter in the arcade and Onslaught one of the last guys to fight ... hes very big and really hard to beat. Like rebel said ... it took several heroes to scarifce themselves to beat him.
How did they mesh? Was it a nother mutation?
I know who can stop missles ... Super Marty Feldman!
"Of course the rates have gone up."
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2875/supermartyfeldmancs7.jpg)
Till then here is Onslaught VS Apocalypse in a game ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vG24ZCiLxkU
and the Bio of Onslaught ... http://punisher.com/universe/Onslaught_%28entity%29 for JPickettIII
The bio was cool. I watched the vid for the game. I got dizzy.
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Care for a wafer-thin mint, Mr. Creosote? It's only wafer thin...
Karma for that one Raffine
I love that freaking movie
Quote from: venomx on May 11, 2007, 04:29:07 AM
PS rebel_1812 Try to get this dvd - The Self Destruction of the Ultimate Warrior. Its a really good dvd about Jim Hellwig aka The
Ultimate Warrior
i will. I remeber Warrior was the champion, then lost his belt and kinda vanished from the wrestling scene. Kinda mysterious circumstances which lead to rumours of his death.
Marty looks like he needs laser surgery.
(http://www.fanboy.com/images/simpsons-mcfarlane-toys.jpg)
I wish Itchy and Scratchy had there own cartoons , there awesome :thumbup:
Yo Itchy an Scratcy welcome!.....to the dawg pound! :teddyr:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/puppy.jpg)
I always said that dog needed a collar to keep fleas and ticks off of him:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ticks/ticks5.jpg)
"my,that was a tasty little snack!"
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8900/werewolfshadow12qz4.jpg)
Nothing a pre-pubescent boy in a wheelchair cannot cure...
(http://www.teenidols4you.com/thumb/Actors/coreyh/ti4u_ch_sb16.jpg)
Quote(http://www.teenidols4you.com/thumb/Actors/coreyh/ti4u_ch_sb16.jpg)
(http://www.aboutstairs.co.nz/images/stairs/stairs1.jpg)
O.K, I think I'm going to Hell.
Definitely.
I chop Up the Downstaircase!
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/443/straightjacketsa2.jpg)
( :bouncegiggle:the staircase WAS dam funny!!!)
This should take care of Joan.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/hanger.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Somehow,I knew THAT was coming,Dennis! :thumbup:
mere playthings....
(http://images.wikia.com/marveldatabase/images/thumb/2/2b/Magneto_(Magnus)_-_X-men_Last_Stand.jpg/180px-Magneto_(Magnus)_-_X-men_Last_Stand.jpg)
Bram Stoker's Dracula Just killed Magneto.
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8540/sdraculaqw6.jpg)
That movie with Cory Haim in the wheelchair is Silver Bullet. Its about a Werewolf. Gary Busey is in it too. Good movie. :thumbup:
A quality vampire hunter to slay a quality vampire.
(http://www.hammerfilms.com/acatalog/500-Kronos.jpg)
But can Capt. Kronos slay Blade?
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/3314/slashbarpe2.gif)
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/3069/bladeex6.jpg)
Nah ...
Quote from: Raffine on May 11, 2007, 08:00:13 PM
Quote(http://www.teenidols4you.com/thumb/Actors/coreyh/ti4u_ch_sb16.jpg)
(http://www.aboutstairs.co.nz/images/stairs/stairs1.jpg)
O.K, I think I'm going to Hell.
Definitely.
Yeah, but a funny defeat for the Corster.
Quote from: venomx on May 11, 2007, 05:13:52 PM
I wish Itchy and Scratchy had there own cartoons , there awesome :thumbup:
there is a flash cartoon with a similar premise
Happy Tree Friendshttp://happytreefriends.atomfilms.com/index.html
Yes ... Happy Tree Friends are so funny and so much blood and guts too ... great stuff :thumbup: My fav one is Eyes Cold Lemonade.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=165VjNKRNdw - Thirsty?
also a good one - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuJjs8TE_sM&mode=related&search= Crazy Antics , its so funny.
That staircase had me laughing out loud...as did the coat hanger for Joan... :cheers:
Let's see...how to beat Snipes...
(http://datacore.sciflicks.com/demolition_man/images/demolition_man_large_01.jpg)
how to beat Rambo, how about some agent orange.
(http://www.spusa.org/mindfull/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/agent_orange_cropdusting.jpg)
(http://www.morganandwongonline.com/kilgore.jpg)
"A YANKEE? We's all gonna have sum fun now,ain't we boys? YEEEEEEEEEE-Haaa!!"
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/3137/2000maniacs7mb3.jpg)
Hill Billys ... ahhh ... Leatherface - Must Kill ! , vrooom vrooom ennnnnnnnnnnnn ... Splat , drip ... GORE!
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9690/leatherfaceyh7.jpg)
Help,Please ...... Noooo ... Gehhhhhhhh! , Too late Leatherface just Killed all 3.
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6615/bloodbarog0.gif)
ALRIGHT!! CHAINSAWFIGHT!!!
(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/3610/untitledsh7.png)
We want Ash! :thumbup: Ash beats this one , then takes the Chainsaw Hooker home ...
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/4122/aodsilvestriow8.jpg)
hahahahahahaha :thumbup:
(http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/608/ashtg7.jpg)
Hes so cool!
Machetes are more reliable especially in these hands.
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Jason-19-inch-figure-l.jpg)
Machetes! Chainsaws! Hows about...SATAN with a GUILLOTINE?
(http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/8284/horrortales669ne7.jpg)
Cool ... How about a Flying Guillotine.
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/1293/flyingguillotinebl6.jpg)
Master of the Flying Guillotine (1976) - Shaw Brothers ... Great movie! :thumbup:
PS that horror magazine looks cool! Wish I had one ...
She likes playing with anything sharp:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/audition.jpg)
But not too sharp
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/9480/shredderkevinnashpy8.jpg)
The Shredder ... ps I used TMNTs b4 :thumbup:
A Ninja? Against COUNT DANTE?! The Deadlest Man Alive???
(http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/1483/dantekf1.jpg)
( whoever he is...! :smile: )
This COUNT will take that no-count Count Dante down for the count!
(http://thinkdrastic.net/journal/wp-content/uploads/2006/03/CountVonCount.jpg)
"One! One goofy-looking 70s Kung Fu Master! Ah Ha Ha Ha!"
Try to teach THIS one to the kids, Count.
(http://www.polymicro.com/catalog/images2/typ_mech_prop.jpg)
Thats easy ... Here is Albert Einstein.
(http://img219.imageshack.us/img219/9295/alberteinsteinau3.jpg)
E=mc²
Well here comes Einstein lookalike Dr, Wily back for ANOTHER sequl in his biggest machine
(http://www.vgmuseum.com/mrp/Megaman/gamma2.gif)
GAMMA!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/battleship-blast.jpg)
Take that Dr. Wily.
That photo is cool :thumbup: but can that battleship move around the Trenton Tar Pits?
(http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/9544/60626177sa0.jpg)
Can the Trenton Tar Pits survive the Volcano of Whilshire Blvd.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/volcano2.jpg)
Aything could get big in Wilshire Blvd., but it has to be something really big to be noticed HERE!
(http://pgno.tistory.com/attach/6920/1358235659.jpg)
This'll cool off the volcanoe
[(http://www.math.buffalo.edu/~sww/St.Thomas.US.VI/18AtlanticOcean2.JPG)
the alantic ocean
The sea must do his bidding
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/clash6.png)
The sea belongs to Gaira from - War of the Gargantuas 1966.
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/8827/gargantuascf6.jpg)
Gaira is the green one to the left.
Good movie, if you like Toho films.
Just another pencil-necked geek to Classy Freddie Blassie
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/blassie0127.jpg)
(http://www.mrkurtnielsen.com/CAC-RIP/Blassie-Tolos.gif)
John Tolos has dealt with Blassie before.
I think Gun Cat can take those two out.
(http://img63.imageshack.us/img63/7831/catbotp5.gif)
Take that! meow - pop pop pop pop ... ahrggggggggg!
I will un -arm you with...my FISH?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/cold8.jpg) Come to think of it...the cat may eat the fish...!
man-eating bear takes care of the fish.....and the criminals
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/edge3.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 14, 2007, 05:01:00 PM
I will un -arm you with...my FISH?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/cold8.jpg) Come to think of it...the cat may eat the fish...!
is it me or does the guy throwing the fish look like freddy krueger?
King Kong eats man eating bears for a snack! (Even invisable ones....)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/fmof108.jpg)
(maybe it IS Freddy...because only in a dream could you win a gunfight with...a fish! :smile:)
Awww Kong ... Ahahahahahha Goodnight here is Freddy Krueger!
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7233/freddykruegerov2.jpg)
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6615/bloodbarog0.gif)
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6615/bloodbarog0.gif)
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6615/bloodbarog0.gif)
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/6615/bloodbarog0.gif)
Ahahahahahahaa! ... Monkey meat.
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a327/smvgrey/fishfreddy.jpg)
sorry i couldn't resist
Freddy needs a new sweater:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/gromit1.jpg)
Darth Vader likes that sweater , Kills the dog takes the sweater. :thumbup:
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/4408/darthvaderwf8.jpg)
The force is not strong with that one.
Vader beat Gromit? Blasphemy!!
I realize Vader is the uber-villain (or was before Lucas whimp-a-fied him), but Gromit is COOL.
Anyway, take this, voice of Vader:
(http://www.lionking.org/imgarchive/Act_1/AllTheMoreReason.jpg)
(maybe a pic of wildebeast would have been better...)
Even if it was a wildebeast, the Jeepers Creepers Demon would have killed it. :wink:
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3930/jeeperscreepersdemonea7.jpg)
My onslaught of super villains are just way too heavy. Got a 1000 more just waiting to go to war.
And I still didnt break out the awesome pictures yet.
Prepare to be CONVERTED, demon.
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000EHQ7Z6.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Undead nuns are no match for the sheer awesomeness of bad alien fashion sense:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/neimodiansVD.jpg)
"We would never do aaaaaanything without the approval of the Senate!"
Gilramos what's-his-name's Conniving Gesture and his Pompous Pope Hat coupled with Mr. Double-Talk Gunray's Sign of Incincerity can vanquish almost any foe! (I love these Visual Dictionaries; "Sign of incincerity?" Oy!)
Now my submissions are just gettin' weeeeeeeeeeeird.
A fashion show,eh?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/justim1.jpg)
(BAD movies...bad fashion!)
Captain Cook took out a number of Hawaiians.
(https://secure01.virginiainteractive.org/shoppingcart/LOVimages/CaptinCook.jpg)
She's been used before, but Cook was killed and eaten by Fijian cannibals, so
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cannibalwomen/cannibalwomen1-ic.jpg)
Red Sonja will take care of her.
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/7937/redsonjawr4.jpg)
But can she handle this Amazon?
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/ATA/22772DC~DC-Comics-Wonder-Woman-Posters.jpg)
(http://www.pazsaz.com/pic/womansm.gif)
Jamie Sommers can whup Wonder Woman... and help her get in touch with her, like, super cool hip inner self.
(http://www.ericneely.com/images/photos/20040918-4.jpg)
Bill the cat can take care of her.
(http://agblog.blogspot.com/bill2.jpg)
"ACK!"
"PHBFT!"
FAT FREDDY'S CAT will p**s in his shoe!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2175318108.jpg)
(Anyone rember him?from the FREAK BROTHERS?)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled.jpg)
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"ACK!"
"PHBFT!"
Karma for that one. I really wish bloom county was still around.
is jamie somors running over charlton heston?
(I swear i posted this comment before)
I believe she's trying to rescue her boss
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/OG.jpg)
Since he signs the paychecks, she does as she's told.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monster_world2-1.jpg)
he takes care of the cats.
Did someone say, "dinner"? I mean, "cats"?
(http://www.mix.sk/data/tv-program-2001/alf_telefonuje.jpg)
Evil Bert (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Evil_Bert) will destroy the weak and pitiful Alf!
Mwahahaha!!!
(http://img516.imageshack.us/img516/5824/devilsqj2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Evil or not, Bert will be undone by Ernie's shenanigans.
(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/4/42/ErnieHits.jpg)
Hey-watch out! Dennis's giant sea mollusk is still on the loose! Teen agers will eat ANYTHING...and a TEENAGE MONSTER will chow down the huge escargot!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/tm5706.jpg)
RC...
This pair of clippers will make short work of your TEENAGE MONSTER! :teddyr:
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/6633/sterling4sw5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
the Red Scare will destroy such materialistic goods
(http://www.atomicplatters.com/images/rediceberg_cvr_510.jpg)
Sorry to be so obvious but...
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:le3nLmlgQZ9ZPM:http://pages.emerson.edu/students/A/Adam_Poulin/captain%2520america%2520title%2520copy.jpg)
more obvious... Captain Canuck.
(http://www.softlandings.com/canada/famous-canadians/images/captain-canuck.jpg)
(http://ffmedia.ign.com/interviews/multimedia/mc.jpg)
"Nice outfit, eh?" "Hey Captain Canuck! Ya want some back bacon?"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cannonball_run_2-3.jpg)
J. J. and Captain Chaos win the day and the Cannonball Run
But can they defeat Captains Canada and Atlantis (AKA: Newfoundland)?
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/c/capnewf2.jpg)
The Team of destruction from Destroy All Monsters can take care of them.
(http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/426/theteamofdestructionfroxt3.png)
Overkill ...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/willard.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/TMNT_Mousers.jpg)
My mousers will take care of them.
Those things should watch out for increased voltage from Electro
(http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/individuals/e_3d/electro.gif)
Hydro-Man would short circuit him.
(http://www.marvel.com/universe3zx/images/4/49/Hydro_man_.JPG)
Mahoromatic vs Hydro-Man.
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/3047/mahoromatic0402vo9.gif)
"Who knows the future, those who create it". Strider Hiryu just plain rocks.
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i243/sexxigurl123/HiryuTheLegend.jpg)
Wolverine - Strider cannot cut adamantium. :thumbup:
(http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/2152/wolverineadamantiumpf9.jpg)
i remeber wolverine's fury turned into madness during one storyline. At that time Nurse Rachett will control him.
(http://onlineathens.com/images/012705/14197_512.jpg)
This Guy will kick Nurse Rachett off her chair. :thumbup:
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/781/cckickyb7.gif)
Viewtiful Joe to the rescue!
(http://sarge.trybalink.net/SGv1/Wallpapers/wallpaper%5BViewtifulJoe%5D04.jpg)
But can he handle Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot?
(http://images.darkhorse.com/covers/300/b/bgr1.jpg)
NEO says, "There is NO Big Guy and Rusty the Boy" ...
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/629/neobulletsiy7.jpg)
Super overkill - I cant belive no one used Neo yet.
easy, agent smith killed neo, and himself in the final movie
(http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/movie-sunglasses/matrix-sunglasses/agent-smith-sunglasses/agent-smith-sunglasses.jpg)
Now he's dead, which leaves room for rawhead rex to take the field
(http://www.bigcheesepress.com/keller/rawheadrex.jpg)
A T-Rex vs. a Rawhead Rex!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/feb-0070.jpg)
Turok the Dinosaur Hunter
(http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/Turok%20Fights%20T-Rex%20-%20resized.jpg)
Turok gets killed by - Aragon and the Army of the dead.
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/7478/aragonwiththearmyofthedsq9.jpg)
Aragon was never defeated in the movies. Great Picture Here!
Who else?
(http://ca.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/29/MPW-14660)
Jason and the Argonauts 1963 = Good movie :thumbup:
Clash of the Titans 1981 = Great movie :thumbup:
(http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/7276/clashoftitans01io4.jpg)
The undefeatable Don Niam in "Undefeatable":
(http://users.cjb.net/alekmosingiewicz/undefeatable.jpg)
Personally venomx, I think of it the other way around.
Jason and the Argonauts (1963) = Great Movie
Clash of the Titans (1981) = Good Movie
Your right JaseSF... Both great movies :thumbup:
AS for Don Niam ... Cobra says, Drop it!
(http://img455.imageshack.us/img455/2407/cobraoq0.jpg)
"This is where the law stops and I start!"
"He's got 2 guns. 1 for stopping trouble, and 1 for starting it."
(http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/Troubleman.jpg)
Trouble Man...meet the INDESTRUCTIBLE MAN!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/a20lon20chaney20indestructable20man.jpg)
indestructable man....meet the WICKER MAN
(http://www.1greeneye.net/panthea/images/wickerman_ef.jpg)
Wicker Man...... Meet the MACRAME' OWL!
(http://de.gizmodo.com/060626owl.gif)
MACRAME' OWL ... meet Bubo the owl.
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/7026/buboiq1.jpg)
By the Gods!
Crazy owl...meet p**sed mommy with a towel!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/71d1_1.jpg)
The Bad Seed will take her and her towel
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:d79Y1LDLTYTRJM:http://sunsetgun.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/badseed2.jpg)
That bad seed needs a new toy ... My Little Pony. :thumbup:
(http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/7406/mylittleponyuf6.jpg)
"My Little Pony, Comes complete with brush"
the Red Hare from Ancient Chinese myth is the fastest horse there is.
(http://onlyagame.typepad.com/only_a_game/images/red_hare.jpg)
The Flash is way too fast!
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8731/flashcu5.jpg)
What happens when the flash runs in to The Vision?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Avengers57.png)
(The Vision, of course has the power to manipulate his density, which could turn TIMECOP for the Flash)
That VISION is easily defeated by the miraculous VISION of Mother Theresa in a cinnamon bun, better known as the "Nun Bun".
(http://www.thegeminiweb.com/babyboomer/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/nunbun.jpg)
MACAULAY CULKIN is Home Alone with your bun.
(http://img471.imageshack.us/img471/9169/macaulayculkinishomealoxv0.jpg)
Well...that young man needs to wash down his tasty Holy Roll...er...with a nice glass of MILK...(laced with PCP)....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/b20droopyPDVD_046.jpg)
Puberty seems to have defeated Mac for good.
(http://www.betweenthecovers.com/_keepout/_product_images/7a6/741/1414_main.jpg)
What's happining is hormones,boy...so watch out...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/hot_Tee_Shirts.jpg)
Rose McGowan is so much hotter!
(http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/8469/ndvd005gh9.png)
MY hormones !!!
IDI AMIN will kill her with..."oversex"(?)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/herovile.jpg)
Oversex? ... no no no ... Ron Jeremy is the oversex hero.
(http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/5554/ronjeremyet0.jpg)
used b4 , I know.
No sex for you!...Welcome to Frogtown!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/froggy.jpg)
Sam Raimi says ... thats a crazy pic there ? lol. Frogtown - is that Pipper? ...
(http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/7419/samraimigp1.jpg)
anyway ... Im a Venom hater.
Need a little help?
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/5153/bmoon1yc5.jpg)
(from Jess Franco's BLOODY MOON)
Even more GORE.
(http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8615/1054264746picsbloodyip2.jpg)
yaaaaay!!! F@&% the doctor - get this man some Pepto-Bismol !!!
I dunno,he looks pretty bad...maybe we should put him out of his misery...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/gatesof2.jpg)
Or feed him to a hungry insect:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Freak_Movie_Monster_20.jpg)
That's a mighty big bug! Maybe we can use it as bait to catch a big sea critter!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/pic7.jpg)
( from the HOST)
These guys fish. They fish the BIG fishies.
(http://blog.stung.org/archives/images/masters/rockfish.jpg)
(http://www.thinklemon.com/weblog/stuff/still_blur_rockfish_03.jpg)
Hasnt anyone seen ROCKFISH?
Rockfight ... no but its looks cool. Captain Jack Sparrow took on the The Kracken.
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6505/captainjacksparrowmr4.jpg)
Hello Beastie!
Ninjas are infinantly cooler than pirates.
(http://japundit.com/images/ninja/ninja3.jpg)
Maybe ... But I know of a Ninja that can beat yours ... Shô Kosugi!!!
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/8858/shkosugifr4.jpg)(http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/3791/starssharpprodd2.jpg)
ENTER THE NINJA! Art of Shuriken Jutsu.
Fu Manchu against Sho!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/a20legends20of20horror20MARK_OF_VAM.jpg)
Chuck Norris For The Win!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/chuk.jpg)
Batman For the win Vs Chuck.
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/489/batmancx9.jpg)
Bruce Lee beat Chuck b4 ...
Here's a REAL bat-man!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Nosferatu20Kino204.jpg)
( real ugly,too!)
and here's a REAL cat man to eat your Bat Man
(http://www.pokeruniversity.org/images/cat_man.jpg)
and he's even uglier...
Frank Shamrock King of MMA , Chokes out Cat Freak.
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9417/frankshamrockmmavj0.jpg)
Then gives him an armbar just for fun!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/rustlers4.jpg)
Rex also gets the girls, but only at the end of the movie, and only gives them a hand shake, just to keep the "G" rating. He does kiss his horse though.
Leonidas Just killed Rex ...
(http://img71.imageshack.us/img71/1366/tleonidasmadnessthisisspg8.jpg)
madness? ... this is Sparta!!!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sixstringsam/sixstringsam6.jpg)
THIS IS VEEEEGAAAASSS!!!!
Can he handle six feet of silver death?
(http://www.tempo-music.com/cartimages/thumb_MA001%20-%20Blood%20Of%20The%20Dragon%20-%20COVER%20-%20SMALL.jpg)
Vegitto is the man to do this.
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9062/tvegittolv9.jpg)
(http://www.cartoonspot.net/looney-tunes/picture/daffy-duck-5.jpg)
Try this animated character on for size. Nothing can stop a duck in a Santa Suit. (Hopefully)
Merry Quackmass!!!
This is a job for..... THE GINYU FORCE!!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/ginyu.jpg)
....or reasonable approximations thereof....
EDIT: Fixed the picture.
Kooshmeister: Unlimited knowledge of movie deaths and now this... YOU are THE MAN :buggedout: :teddyr: :teddyr: :buggedout: :smile: Karma to you.
Well...I can't see but X's on the last posts...but judging from Mr.Briggs astonished reatction...it's time to bring out the big guns...
You can't stop him. You can't defeat him. He knows your every Move! HE'S EVERY WHERE YOU GO!YOU CAN"T ECSCAPE FROM THE HORROR THAT IS-
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/title20droopy201.jpg)
Another "droopy" in his most dangerous role...
(http://www.bondmovies.com/henchmen/kaufmann.jpg)
Don tells it the way it is ...
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/3720/eatleadkz5.jpg)
"Who you calling Skull Face, Mr.Chicken!?"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-4.jpg)
(http://a360.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_0186e9604e3844643798e000dfde5e3f.jpg) "I'll buy that for a dollar . . . , creep!"
It's ROBO against ROBO!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-5.jpg)
( Very cool trivia note-BAD MOVIES own Peter Johnson has a role in this movie!!! :thumbup:)
Also 100% Femme and ready to kick some ROBO CHIC ass:
(http://a628.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/27/l_7064cef05698403decb266c9a1d83543.jpg)
Now,now...you wouldn't raise a hand against Poppa, would you?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/7plan9.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 27, 2007, 12:50:27 PM
Now,now...you wouldn't raise a hand against Poppa, would you?
What I don't understand is why Poppa doesn't raise his hand to shield his eyes from all them dang crosses! Wish I had a "Nun Bun . . ." Wait a minute:
(http://a741.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/56/l_cd82653501aa5cc85da6a72d1cc200a4.jpg)
(http://abc.net.au/news/features/img/Artsblog/plan9.jpg)Well... he does.
Quote from: Allhallowsday on May 27, 2007, 01:08:12 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 27, 2007, 12:50:27 PM
Now,now...you wouldn't raise a hand against Poppa, would you?
What I don't understand is why Poppa doesn't raise his hand to shield his eyes from all them dang crosses! Wish I had a "Nun Bun . . ." Wait a minute:
That's Ed Wood for ya! :drink:
OK,Bela wannabe....can you sheild your face from VAMPI?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vampirella75.jpg)
elvira
(http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Elvira/elvira-pumpkin.jpg)
Cherry blasts away the competition.
(http://www.moviesonline.ca/movie-gallery/albums/GrindHouse/grindhouse-2.jpg)
Cherry finds herself distracted by men from her dark past....
(http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0Je5xUEBltGBewAwhOjzbkF/SIG=12dtf2c5q/EXP=1180456836/**http%3A//www.brightlightsfilm.com/15/15_images/doom_men.jpg)
(http://www.brightlightsfilm.com/15/15_images/doom_group2.jpg)
...and cookie eating green slime from her future
http://www.flickr.com/photos/8527035@N05/518339358/
(because for some reason inserting this image won't work here)
Karma for Neil I like the avatar :thumbup:
Here is Carnage. "I like to kill, then eat green slimes for a little snack."
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1936/carnagets0.png)
those alien symbiotes are weak to fire. Enter the Dragon.
(http://www.cit.gu.edu.au/~anthony/dungeon/balcony/dragon.gif)
ENTER THE FIST!!
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/125/003_KUNG_POW~Kung-Pow-Enter-the-Fist-Posters.jpg)
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b242/blackulah/SHONUFF.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/64/Cyclonis.jpg/200px-Cyclonis.jpg)
Lol, I saw this on TV just the other day :smile:
I can't let that be the last picture. Yossarian the heroic anti-authority figure defeats that cartoon character.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/8/88/Yossarian.jpg)
Quote from: rebel_1812 on May 30, 2007, 11:18:28 PM
I can't let that be the last picture. Yossarian the heroic anti-authority figure defeats that cartoon character.
I love Alan Arkin. That being said, Steve McQueen, the Cooler King, kicks Yossarian's ass...
(http://a348.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/63/l_7516c13f12573acb8616421c48b87cfb.jpg)
(http://www.monstrula.de/filme/blob/unbekannt.jpg)
This is one guy that the Blob would have a hard time taking out:
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/batmanrobin/batmanrobin1.jpg)
mr clean will not only mop the floor with you but have it sparkling when he's done
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/JahmasterJK/Bald/Mr.gif)
The Pine-Sol Lady prepares to do battle with Mr. Clean.
"You gon' down biyatch!"
(http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/6626/pine20sol20diane20amospz4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Poor Steve McQueen Cooler King finally succumbed to that... that... that blob! Raffine you do amuse me, and I've seen MAD LOVE.
Mr. Ahnold Freeze took care of that...but, now we have the Pine Sol lady to contend with!
Looks like a job for . . .
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Tamaradobson-cleopatrajones.jpg)
Even Tamara would have a handful with this bunch...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/5037.jpg)
(...I'll even volunteer to help her with the strip searches!!! :twirl:)
With Count Yorga, your girls are easily manageable and even more useful
(http://www.lastdriveinontheleft.com/Pictures3/cyv1.jpg)
(http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images/movie_pix_a-i/count_yorga7.jpg)
Evil flesh-eating zombie/vampire thingies? I have a friend who deals with those....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v661/shannyTHEgreat/scan0063.jpg)
Ahhh zombie/vampire thingies? ok ... The super comet /Meteor ... will take care of all that fun stuff and everything else too :thumbup:
(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/9384/stotopthiskeepinminditask8.png)[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QlYmO4S_Dkk
Watch this Video!
Goodnight and goodfight!
Mars-on-rocket-boosters is ready to play ball with that little comet of yours
(http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/24200000/1x13-Battle-Of-The-Planets-invader-zim-24246528-1360-768.jpg)
Zeus, King of the gods (as painted by Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres about 1811) will re-align all the planets and pimp-slap dat comet into the next solar system, sire Achilles by the sea-nymph known as silver-footed Thetis, here imploring, but then, the almighty Zeus will be a little tired and perhaps vulnerable . . . :tongueout:
(http://a119.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_74f9015223aa7580c5ba83681d99f746.jpg)
the pen is mightier then the sword. This should take the power away from zeus.
(http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/0593055489.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
(http://www.lynchposters.com/images/Oh-God.jpg)
No god is any match for the great Monolith...
(http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/2696/monolithik9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Some TNTwill blow that monolith sky high.
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/322430/2/istockphoto_322430_dynamite.jpg)
Baby of Changchun city will easily extinguish that fuse . . . :wink:
(http://a509.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/3/l_8305c02e87cf5d41bb0c1761f0138614.jpg)
To read about Baby: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2201645.html?menu=news.quirkies.animaltales
Once the book of the dead gets a hold of that tree then... well yeah, you know.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii1.jpg)
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3858/dayoftriffidsadj5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
That meteor storm from The Day of the Triffids should take care of those trees.
Quote from: Evan on June 03, 2007, 09:48:04 AM
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3858/dayoftriffidsadj5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
That meteor storm from The Day of the Triffids should take care of those trees.
What about the book?
Montag from FAHRENHEIT 451 will take of that dead book and any other stray reading material around.
(http://ploum.frimouvy.org/images/fahrenheit451.jpg)
Our sun's SUPERNOVA Its explosion peak emitts more than 50 billion Suns worth of light, an explosion damage of 800 trillion massive super thermonuclear explosions! Then collapsing directly into a black hole.
(http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/5341/supernovaitsexplosionpeqv1.jpg)
Goodnight Montag and everything else too ...
This looks like a job for 2 supermen
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/supermen.jpg)
Ok, Stupermen...I send you into...the PHANTOM ZONE! Moohoohahaha!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/PhantomZone-adv283.jpg)
Davy Jones can take on the PHANTOM ZONE.
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/4295/tdavyjonesro2.jpg)
Karma for DENNIS. 2 Supermen now thats power.
PS ... oh hey look at that ... now who ripped my karma? man up, and for what? lol ...
the real king of the seas, Nessie
(http://www.theconservativevoice.com/ap/img/NYOL98005312048.jpg)
Nessie is cool. Karma for rebel_1812 :thumbup:
Nessie wouldn't stand a chance against a destroyer full of drunken sailors and their syphilis infected "battleships."
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/shipshame/shipshame3.jpg)
Neptune (aka Poseidon) wades in . . .
(http://a304.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/37/l_1a2ab7dc64c12e5a874da083df4083df.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/poseidon-cast.jpg)
This gang can take anything Poseidon tosses their way.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/200px-Minya.jpg)
His dad can beat up their dads, and eat their ship too.
Quote from: Kester Pelagius on January 18, 2007, 01:55:56 PM
Quote from: ulthar on January 18, 2007, 01:48:54 PM
Debbie Harry demonstrates how to beat a bare breast:
(http://www.imagesjournal.com/2004/reviews/videodrome/smpic4.jpg)
She covers it with a red X?
:bouncegiggle:
Yeah, well, this Golden Temple Amazon will whip her into submission!
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=112594.0;attach=148)
Im sure she wouldnt want to upset an angry mob boss.
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c78/ramsfan2112000/DSC00891.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dirtyharrystor.jpg)
"Go ahead, make my day."
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/SWAT%20Kats/The%20Pastmaster%20Always%20Rings%20Twice/past074.jpg)
Commander Feral calls for chopper backup, and Dirty Harry's all washed up.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/SWAT%20Kats/The%20Origin%20of%20Dr%20Viper/origin032.jpg)
Feral has the Chin of Power!!!
Even Scar is afraid of THE LION KING! Can Feral take it on that "chin"?
(http://www.lionking.org/postcard/postcard02.gif)
the lion king would make a good trophy for a big game hunter.
(http://www.douglasweaverartist.com/images/portBigGameHunter.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/JCMonster3.jpg)
The hunter has lost his head
But can he handle the rampaging MADDNESS of MILK AND CHEESE?!
(by the way, whats that from? Ive seen that exact image on a punk band bumper sticker.)
(http://home.blarg.net/~wayule/graphics/milk_cheese.jpg)
(http://www.yourmother.com/ayce/milkcheeseweb.jpg)
It's from a great "B" movie, The Monster of Piedras Blancas, sort of a Creature From The Black Lagoon ripoff, but very enjoyable. :bouncegiggle:
Enuffa this muckin' round! This was supposed to be a Bad Movies Picture War! :teddyr: Well, to brokerage a peace here, I'll throw in a true movie character (Thanks, Dennis) that can defeat Milk, Cheese, The Monster of Piedras Blancas :thumbup: (not an easy task) any severed head, Big Game Hunter, Lion King, and Feral Chin o' 'Destiny' :teddyr:. BUT, does not quite meet the criteria of "bad movie" as it is a purty good movie . . . check out Julia Adams in the poster, no wonder Creature loved Kay . . .
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Creature_from_the_Black_Lagoon_poster.jpg)
Don't you dare hurt Julie! She's my baby!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/3769796416.jpg) "Give me back my baby!You took my baby! GIVE HER BACK TO ME!!!!"
(Karma Kygotc,for Milk and Cheese! I LOVE that comic!!! One of the few I still read!,when I can find it.)
I'm a little late getting into the game but I'd say you would NOT want your "baby" back if it looked like the one in this carriage...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/itsalive.jpg)
Mary Poppins could handle that mutant baby.
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7255/poppins3mj4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down!"
(http://a281.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_649e89d911558e6aafd97d50fff1d268.gif)
Barbra...so lovely...so...DOOMED! Should I burn her at the stake? Bury her alive.? Whip her into a bloody mess? Plain old strangle her? Nah...howzabout...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/barbarasteele7.jpg)
Pounding a spiked mask onto her pretty face! MooHAHAHA!
Alas...indeed she would become a horribly disfigured person and would make a good match for...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/toxicwasteguy.jpg)
who would beat her on a daily basis...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/swampmov4.jpg)
(http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/individuals/m_1d/manthing.gif)
Swamp Thing AND MAnthing??? Wow! That's alotta veggies....these guys could use a healthy dose of veggies...to go with their usual diet of MEAT...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-11.jpg)
Perhaps you can simply drop the veggie AND meat thing and go with this product...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thestuff.jpg)
Christopher Lee's HORROR OF DRACULA beats some meat eatin' ass, but may be too late to save pretty-evil Barbara Steele; her eyebrow raised is still enuff to demolish any Miss Mary Poppins.
(http://a586.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/24/l_2daffc6da8b5e6d4c312dd3e6bfd9e99.jpg)
Scream,DRACULA,Scream!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/dracula_1958_14.jpg)
(my avatar is giving this picture a dirty look!- :bouncegiggle:)
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 10, 2007, 07:46:31 PM
Scream,DRACULA,Scream!
(my avatar is giving this picture a dirty look!- :bouncegiggle:)
Who do you think gave Bela karma? :smile:
It seems just and right, to me anyway, but . . . what now???
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cf/Godzilla.jpg)
Godzilla definitely needs to work on those thighs . . .
Those thighs are bulging, but they're no match for this Tony Little...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/tonylittle.jpg)
Who can help Godzilla now for a limited time only, 20 low monthly payments of $59.99...
OR
Perhaps he can watch the Linnea Quigley Horror Workout...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/linnea.jpg)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0100028/
Linnea is Naughty!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/silentnight/silentnight4.jpg)
Voldar gets the upper hand...
(http://photos23.flickr.com/32806438_d26bc28006_o.jpg)
sorry to say for Voldar, The Thing has invaded the spaceship...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thething.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on June 12, 2007, 11:32:05 AM
sorry to say for Voldar, The Thing has invaded the spaceship...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thething.jpg)
Looks like Johnny Storm will have to burn out THE THING infection...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Htorch.PNG)
Finaly! The world has use for Aquaman!
(http://floatingaway.blogs.com/weblog/images/24598524.jpg)
Aquaman finds out that he has absolutely no control of giant nuclear mutated crabs and has his head devoured...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/monstercrab.jpg)
Who better to deal with such a threat than...
(http://www.kiddiematinee.com/images/c-captnemo01.jpg)
Captain Nemo and his Nautilus
Your city has been invaded...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-12.jpg)
Frank Einstein (aka Madman) has delt with stranger beasts.
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/m/madman1.jpg)
Not this strange:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/oysterizer.jpg)
She-Ra arrives in the city with a fist full of PMS coming the monster's way...run and flee while you can cowards...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/sheraswift.jpg)
Wendy O... the Queen of PMS (punk/Metal/Sex?)....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-13.jpg)
Quote from: Fausto on June 12, 2007, 08:04:36 PM
Not this strange:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/oysterizer.jpg)
(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1788/dragonzord1ww3.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/hitch-hiker-s-guide-to-the-galaxy-2.jpg)
They also brought along their towels
I just read this entire thread . . . I've GOT to get out of the house more.
Great job, guys!!!!!! Now I have a ton of new B movies to check out.
You better keep your robots out this swamp.
(http://panamafilms.com/images/film_library_05.jpg)
...though I'm still trying to find it.
p.s. - If you do find it, be sure to check your crotch for shotguns.
I heard theres monsters up in them there swamps too...they'll eat robots and scantly clad vixens I'm afraid...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/swamp.jpg)
Ah...Lobo...he tinks HE's da monstar...some day dey vill meet the monstar...heh,heh,heh!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2briude-1.jpg)
Quote from: indianasmith on June 13, 2007, 11:38:08 AM
I just read this entire thread . . . I've GOT to get out of the house more.
Great job, guys!!!!!! Now I have a ton of new B movies to check out.
you...read...the...WHOLE...thing....???. :buggedout:......I don't know if that's incredibly cool... :thumbup: or incredibly...sad! :bluesad:
(karma!) :smile:
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 07:31:30 PM
Ah...Lobo...he tinks HE's da monstar...some day dey vill meet the monstar...heh,heh,heh!"
The MONSTER . . .
revealed !!! (http://a340.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_0c46ceaf899c14fe2cab2733956c5763.jpg)
Quote from: Amontillado on June 13, 2007, 03:00:13 PM
You better keep your robots out this swamp.
Amontillado, one of my favorite stories. I like that. Welcome and applause for you!
In pace requiescat.
Quote from: Allhallowsday on June 13, 2007, 09:15:09 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 07:31:30 PM
Ah...Lobo...he tinks HE's da monstar...some day dey vill meet the monstar...heh,heh,heh!"
The MONSTER . . . revealed !!!
(http://a340.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_0c46ceaf899c14fe2cab2733956c5763.jpg)
Your nasty old lady is no match for this nasty old lady...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/oldlady.jpg)
That slimy old hag is nothing...against the EVIL DEAD!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-14.jpg)
Is there really "evil dead?" IF so, there are not more evil dead than Quint from THE INNOCENTS (1961) who could out-spook any EVIL DEAD . . .
. . . is he really there torturing you . . .? Or is it really all in your mind . . . ?
(http://a395.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/52/l_881d7640cb30152dd59226f086707572.jpg)
Mike has seen every bad horror and science fiction movie ever made. He knows the rules and has a closet filled with sports equipment. He is also paranoid enough that actually meeting a real menace would be a huge relief.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nothingthere/nothingthere4.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/mike-and-the-bots.jpg)
This Mike has seen even more bad horror and sci-fi flicks, with a few K. Gordon Murray kiddie Mexi-movies thrown in.
I don't know what rules he follows but he's got a satellite full of 'bots. He is also mid-western enough to be full of cheese and beer 24-7.
Quote from: Andrew on June 14, 2007, 10:22:09 PM
Mike has seen every bad horror and science fiction movie ever made. He knows the rules and has a closet filled with sports equipment. He is also paranoid enough that actually meeting a real menace would be a huge relief.
:bouncegiggle:
(http://a384.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/15/l_aaf0984f560c7cc1de74e5019dbf0897.jpg) Also a misfit, SLOTH breaks thru all barriers to reach Mike and give him a friendly hug!
Remember what happened to the last person this guy hugged? (see x men 3)
(http://www.lafm.com/images%20folder/10f.jpg)
Golem needs love too!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/golem_r2_7.jpg)
Well we all know what happens when you show monsters love...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/frankgirl.jpg)
Hope you brought your bathing suit...
Quote from: The DarkSider on June 15, 2007, 09:42:07 AM
Well we all know what happens when you show monsters love...
(http://a213.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/13/l_8e87bd8ccfa58f96e7b7478a926aa7d4.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/highway_heaven2.jpg)
"Highway to Heaven" Landon sends "Teenage Werewolf" Landon straight to Hell.
Do not pass GO.
At least he'll get a rousing version of "Landon the Moocher" when he gets there.
(http://fastjack.at/images/uploads/Forbidden_Zone_Devil.jpg)
...Now bring me the princess!
I think he'd prefer a Prince...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/purple.jpg)
You say you want a dancing monster:
(http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/1002/youngfrankenstein1iq5.jpg)
Quote from: raj on June 15, 2007, 08:18:14 PM
You say you want a dancing monster:
You get
nothing !!! (http://a100.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/33/l_d6aceb4d7dd8da040a0452f805369c8b.gif)
Allhallows has gone apesh!t!!! :bouncegiggle:
And what a mess you have made!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/mermaid_in_manhole14.jpg) (from MERMAID in a MANHOLE)
guess I'll have to send in someone to clean that up...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/anthropophagus14.jpg) (from GRIM REAPER)
...Ifeel dirty and grossed out...and I"M the one who posted it! :bluesad: UGH.
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 15, 2007, 10:07:29 PM
Allhallows has gone apesh!t!!! :bouncegiggle:
Isn't that a riot??? I advised the poster on another board that I was
pilfering that one! Obviously, it makes me warm and fuzzy all over!
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 15, 2007, 10:07:29 PM
And what a mess you have made!
guess I'll have to send in someone to clean that up...!
...Ifeel dirty and grossed out...and I"M the one who posted it! :bluesad: UGH.
Thanks for putting
my name on yer mess! I have to admit it did make me laugh! :bouncegiggle: (And after watching most of
PARTY MONSTER on IFC tonight, I'm inured.) In any case, and oh so thankfully, Alice, living with 6 dental-flossin', toilet tissue wipin', hair-do primpin' kids (plus two adults of the same ilk) is used to horrible messes and tosses it off to high spirits. :smile:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Ann_B._Davis.gif)
Kharis will help out Alice with some towels...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/114079356_05be75896c_o.jpg)
Y'all will laugh at this, but I went to see The Grim Reaper when I was 17 in the theater, and that movie scared me so badly I walked out - and didn't work up the nerve to watch all of it until I was in my 40's!!!
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 15, 2007, 10:46:49 PM
Kharis will help out Alice with some towels...!
Damn, people
hate dry scratchy towels! Found this helpful hint:
Terry cloth towels dried outside on the line tend to be stiff because they have not been fluffed as they dry. In lieu of using fabric softener, you can add a cup of white vinegar to your rinse cycle to soften, deodorize, and minimize lint problems. Again, towels dried on the line will tend to dry stiff. If you have a dryer, once you bring towels indoors, toss in dryer for a couple minutes to soften and fluff. :wink:
http://forum.doityourself.com/showthread.php?t=233739
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b4/342956670_l.jpg)
I hope dat hint be hepful :teddyr: BTW, and despite what SNUGGLES says, I myself
love my towels dry and scratchy. :tongueout:
ALICE!!! TOWELS!!! CLEANING!!!! IT"S EVIL!!! OR AM I GOING MAD????
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Picture008.jpg)
ACID BABY ...KILL SNUGGLES!!!
(more shamless self promotion...)
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 15, 2007, 11:36:28 PM
ALICE!!! TOWELS!!! CLEANING!!!! IT"S EVIL!!! OR AM I GOING MAD????
ACID BABY ...KILL SNUGGLES!!!
(more shamless self promotion...)
Hey, it was Kharis who brought up the towels. A helpful hint from HELL, Lois, is always welcome!
In your drawing, I like the monstrous one-eyed stillborn Rosemary boy-Baby. You're completely twisted, but you can draw. I will applaud you tomorrow. Mind Blowing madness? Who was blowing...never mind. "Wild Sex Horror . . . ?" Sign me up.
Twenty crossdressing nuns with torches to burn down the chocolate factory:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ninjawars/ninjawars6.jpg)
(By the way, that mix of "The Shining" and "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory" made me crack up.)
Who else better to stop the cross dressing nuns than the Devil's Rejects?
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/devilsrejects.jpg)
Thus starting a MASSIVE holy war...
Well, if they massive hole war then fellow REJECT Karen Black can take over the controls.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/airport20karen20black.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/80036HmOL_w.jpg)
Swampthing Mary can take over from Karen.
Even a swamp thingy wouldnt want to upset a homicidal maniac, particularly Johnny.
(http://www.geocities.com/megyhavok/JTHM.gif)
But Enma Ai can take Johnny to hell...
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c135/MayMurder/Anime%20and%20Manga%20Series/1178187928840.jpg)
A tentacled sex fiend is always the worst thing for an Anime girl.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/overfiend/overfiend6.jpg)
Thundarr The Barbarian fears no animated monster...feel the wrath of my sun sword tentacle vermin!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thundarr.jpg)
Dick tracey will take him down.
(http://www.theoldcomputer.com/Libarary's/Pictures/NESGameCovers/D/Dick%20Tracy.jpg)
" That c@<%$u<%er Tracy? Kill 'em!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/01_16_40-Z2.jpg)
Colorado has Joe Cabot in his gunsight.
(http://a833.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_d83dee619da0fe6366f4ed4a21855350.jpg)
William Munny could easily take out Colorado.
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/6319/unforgivenclinttt8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumb***h takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down!"
POW!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/tgtbatu20bad.jpg)
" If your going to shoot,don't talk,shoot!"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/band_of_brothers_easy_company-1.jpg)
Did someone say shoot ?
Capt. Miller and his squad + Private Ryan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saving_private_ryan) are better than your Band of Brothers.
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/9482/village1av3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"Flak gun, 20 millimeter. Take it out!"
Duke Nukem is used to fending off any kind of heavy artillery any army can dish out...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/dukenukem.jpg)
Duke Nukem? Meet a
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/Deadline20graphic.jpg)
I have a headline for that deadline:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/transylvania/transylvania8.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on June 19, 2007, 12:52:13 PM
I have a headline for that deadline:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/transylvania/transylvania8.jpg)
Just don't let
this doctor operate on
you! (you'll be more concerned with a flatline...)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0b/Hannibal_knife.jpg)
Looks to me Hannibal may be out numbered...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/family-01.jpg)
..and they're ready for a creepy crawl...ooooiiiiiiieeeeoooo....
Quote from: The DarkSider on June 18, 2007, 06:39:11 AM
Thundarr The Barbarian fears no animated monster...feel the wrath of my sun sword tentacle vermin!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thundarr.jpg)
isn't this a cheap rip off of he-man
Quote from: rebel_1812 on June 19, 2007, 06:59:09 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on June 18, 2007, 06:39:11 AM
Thundarr The Barbarian fears no animated monster...feel the wrath of my sun sword tentacle vermin!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thundarr.jpg)
isn't this a cheap rip off of he-man
plot wise no...look wise...might as well be...
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 19, 2007, 05:38:56 PM
Looks to me Hannibal may be out numbered...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/family-01.jpg)
..and they're ready for a creepy crawl...ooooiiiiiiieeeeoooo....
Had to laugh. Read Vincent Bugliosi have we? :bouncegiggle: + :bluesad:
Hannibal is definitely done in, but that Clan, unlike Hannibal, have
no taste ... :bouncegiggle:
Oh, btw,
that family better stay away from
this family . . .
(http://a114.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/124/l_28f740921c1dd1f28b6241703c58ad41.gif)
That Texas family better steer clear of this family
(http://img522.imageshack.us/img522/9434/sopranos2fo0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Quote from: ulthar on June 19, 2007, 12:22:52 PM
Duke Nukem? Meet a
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/Deadline20graphic.jpg)
I dont get it. :question:
Quote from: KYGOTC on June 20, 2007, 10:52:09 AM
I dont get it. :question:
A Pun (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_Nukem_Forever) on a game that is currently over ten years in development.
The Sopranos better watch their backs . . .
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Corleonesons.jpg)
To hell with families, he'll just blow everyone away:
(http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3227/r1fw2.jpg)
...or he could just beat the p**s out of 'em.
(http://www.irancartoon.com/100/kruger/sylvester-stallone.jpg)
That's a really big lip you got there, Rock. I would hate for anything to get caught in it:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/bloodhook8.jpg)
Never fear, no giant fishing lure on the beach is a match for...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/hoff1.jpg)
And neither are diamond heisters, terrorists, etc etc etc...
Let Hasselhoff drive this car in a TV series:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/StephenKing-Christine-1992.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on June 20, 2007, 09:37:20 PM
Let Hasselhoff drive this car in a TV series:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f9/StephenKing-Christine-1992.jpg)
Drinking and Driving Don't Mix! (sorry,David..that was a cheap shot...I'm so ashamed... :bluesad:)
DUEL: Peterbilt vs. Fury this time!
(http://www.horroria.com/i/nposters/00/43/4308-YV.jpg)
Oh, so now its a battle of tough cars, now is it? well, I'M GAME!
(http://www.fangasm.com/grind-house-pics/death-proof-02.jpg)
Look out . . . :hot:
(http://a655.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/81/l_a032252d58036c72c050f986cc7612ce.jpg)
(http://www.magyar.film.hu/kepek/imgdb/KIEMELTI/corrace.jpg)
(http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Sly.jpg)
Stallone will getcha every time!
Scary!
(http://www.classictvhits.com/munsters/pics/16_MCarsPhoto.jpg)
I'm glad Grampa Munster was secure enough in his masculinity to drive a car dubbed "DRAGULA".
As every school child knows Dragula was also a Rob Zombie tune and a lost Andy Milligan film!
TRUCKASAURUS eats that junk every saturday night in the Springfeild arena.
(sorry, couldnt find a bigger picture.)
(http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/screenshots/lists/recycled_24.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bogartxx.jpg)
Big or small makes no difference to Bogie and Lulubelle.
This spider will take care of things:
(http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/9148/tarantbigwp8.jpg)
Even giant mechanical spiders fail when confronted with Spider Baby:
(http://www.webhorror.com/reviews/s_z/spider_baby/spider_baby_01_sm.jpg)
"Sting! Sting! Sting!"
Quote from: Raffine on June 22, 2007, 03:51:30 PM
Even giant mechanical spiders fail when confronted with Spider Baby:
Can
Spider Baby take on
TARANTULA?
(http://kensforce.com/tarantula2.jpg)
Nice picture DENNIS. You know what kind of tank that is in the background though
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/invenusableflytrap.jpg)
My invenusable fly trap will take care of that bug.
This looks like a job for Delbert McClintock.
(http://www.fansofjohngoodman.com/Gallery/albums/Movies/jgarach.jpg)
Rock and roll!
Did someone say Rock N' Roll? Ladies and Gentlemen, direct from the underworld SAMMI CURR!!!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/trickortreat1.jpg)
There is no Rock N' Roller, fictional, cinematographic, or otherwise, who will ever beat the original Rock 'n' Roll Stooge, the Proto-Punk, and classic:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Iggy_pop_davis_b%26w_1.jpg)Iggy Pop kickin'.
Can't beat Iggy at his own game...so I guess I will have to change the rules...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-16.jpg)
(You KNEW this was comin'...right? :smile:)
Ah, but how can you POKE what you cannot SEE?!
(http://images.dpchallenge.com/images_challenge/301/138743.jpg)
Oh, I think that a liberal application of flour will render that guy much more visible.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack5.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack8.jpg)
I want you to know... that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are, I try. I really try. Though when I see this girl... of such a beautiful spirit... so degraded... and this boy... that I love... sprawled out by this big ape here... and this little girl, who is so special to us we call her "God's little gift of sunshine"... and I think of the number of years that she's going to have to carry in her memory... the savagery of this idiotic moment of yours... I just go BERSERK!
(Photos courtesy of badmovies.org) :smile:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack5.jpg)
God's Little Gift of Sunshine!
Quote from: Raffine on June 23, 2007, 04:24:34 PM
God's Little Gift of Sunshine!
There's only one way to beat the gift of Sunshine.
(http://a81.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/120/l_c69c2169b938d5eca7b38cf7c226a528.jpg)
The moon is simply an every day job if you work for this organization...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/moonpatrol.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/2007-03-03_-_Lunar_Eclipse_small-43img.gif)
And just to finish it off:
(http://www.filmsite.org/posters/voya.gif)
Quote from: flackbait on June 22, 2007, 04:34:39 PM
Nice picture DENNIS. You know what kind of tank that is in the background though
According to the movie trivia Lulubelle is an M-3 Lee tank, I have always thought of it as a Grant, but the pictures I've seen of vehicles that were identified as M-3 Grant tanks were missing the machine gun turret for the vehicle commander and the 37 MM turret is a different shape, both have a 75 MM main gun in a sponson on the right hand side of the tank. This tank was used by the British and American armies so what was a Lee tank to one could be a Grant to the other. The picture is one of Humphrey Bogart and members of the 4th Armoured Division, the division was training in the Mojave desert in California and provided the technical assistance for the film.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/m3a1lee.jpg)
U. S. Army M-3 Lee
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/82522.jpg)
M-3 Grants with the British Army
Back to the picture war.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/space_1999_wallpaper_01.jpg)
Poke the moon in her eye and these guys will land on your house, which would really mess with its property value.
Not if this space station has something to say about it...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/deathstar.jpg)
The death star has appeared before in this war, and I took care of it the same way.
(http://people.cornell.edu/pages/eyh5/PageRef/starwars/x-wing.jpg)
Something's different... hmm, come sit at the right hand of the father. :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/DVader.jpeg)
Never!!
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/4815/copy20of20image6sq4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
So be it....Jedi...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/palpatine.jpg)
(http://www.eccentric-cinema.com/images2004/movie_pix_a-i/conan-05.jpg)
That is strength, boy! That is power! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it? Look at the strength in your body, the desire in your heart, I gave you this! Such a waste. Contemplate this on the tree of woe. Crucify him!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/raven.jpg)
Old wizards rule, because experience and treachery will always overcome youth and enthusiasm.
Dang...those 3 oldtimers are hard to beat! Guess I'll have to use all the powers at my disposal...
Look into my eyes.....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/whitezombie003.jpg)
LOOOK!!! DEEPER!!! YOU VILL DO AS I COMMAND!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/wzombie_shot1l.jpg)
Hmmm...and I command you all to bow to yer partner and doosy-do! YEE-HAAA!
Vampires aren't refelcted in mirrors, but they CAN be seen in shiny sweat, which reflects Bela's hypno-vision right back at him!(http://www.toastedpixel.com/comic/undefeatable.jpg) Giving him the chance to pluck those eyes right out!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Hopalong_Cassidy.jpg)
Experience has taught Hopalong to always bring his gun to a knife fight.
Dang it,Dennis...first you put me up against my favorite villians...now against my favorite old-time cowboy! I usta watch Hoppy on an old uhf Tv station when I was little...Channel 46 from Southben,Indiana! Oh well...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/tnt20jackson.jpg) ...Hoppy wouldn't draw on a lady!
Ilsa would have her way with TNT Jackson!
(http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/1551/ilsatl7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(gave you a perverted mental picture didn't I?)
Ilsa would never survive the wholesome goodness of:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/DC-Supergirl-Poster_Large.jpg)
But can Supergirl resist the badness of
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Funny_games_cover.jpg)
Those GAMES will find absolutely nothing FUNNY about the sheer tastelessness of a 'heroic' Ku Klux Klan in BIRTH OF A NATION (1915).
(http://www.artline.ro/admin/_files/newsannounce/Birth_of_a_Nation-728408.jpg)
These guys will knock off the filthy bigots with humor:
(http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5659/whitewomenqr9.jpg)
(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/gorga01.jpg)
Mighty Gorga will EAT you! He doesn't speek english (at least I don't think)
Quote from: Goji_girl on June 27, 2007, 03:32:03 PM
Mighty Gorga will EAT you! He doesn't speek english (at least I don't think)
It's well noted that Gene Wilder cannot be defeated in a picture war . . . but just in case, who'll be eatin' who???
(http://a967.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/98/l_724b5eefe82fa4b52a8affe27dfdc95e.jpg)
"....it was Beauty killed the Beast."
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/fay-wray-011.jpg)
oh perhaps it was Beauty And The Beast who stopped them all...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bandb.jpg)
This should force Beauty and her Beast to flee, screaming, from the sewer:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/punisher/punisher1.jpg) (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/punisher/punisher5.jpg)
Man, sometimes clothes make all the difference...
Quote from: Andrew on June 27, 2007, 08:25:47 PM
This should force Beauty and her Beast to flee, screaming, from the sewer:
Man, sometimes clothes make all the difference...
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: But in case clothes make no difference:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/T800-in-flames.JPG)
This little lady can take care of HIM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bandb.jpg)
(Oh man, I feel an infinite loop coming ...) :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: ulthar on June 27, 2007, 10:51:27 PM
(Oh man, I feel an infinite loop coming ...) :bouncegiggle:
That li'l lady lucked out stumbling into a metal working plant...just watched it on AMC of all horrible places, but have to say that it is damned durable!!! :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
But, this BEAST beats that BEAST:
(http://a423.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_7d0845c9f1645a8fe6d4e4416661fa86.jpg)
Quote from: ulthar on June 27, 2007, 10:51:27 PM
This little lady can take care of HIM
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bandb.jpg)
(Oh man, I feel an infinite loop coming ...) :bouncegiggle:
that is g*ddamn funny if I may so Ulthar!
'Tis a beast you want, Richard III shall be it:
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3738/richardiiimp3.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9b/Henry_Seven_England.jpg)
Henry VII of England
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/henry8260.jpg)
Henry VIII
This woman is used to dealing with male tyrants and she only bears female children:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hundra/hundra3.jpg)
A well-sharpened spear takes her down . . . .
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/27June07Dalton.jpg)
Paper beats rock. Even toilet paper. Even toilet paper hung the wrong way:
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5987/toiletpaperpg6.jpg)
Ooo, ooo, I got this one!
This guy beats toilet paper TO DEATH:
(http://image2.frappr.com/pics4/i/20051211/e/c/6/ec63e12b8c572cd8855f7b5c559815fe0_large.jpg)
(Sorry, Ash, I couldn't resist :bouncegiggle: )
(http://www.itsonlyamovie.co.uk/COVERS%208/THE%20TOXIC%20AVENGER.jpg)
Toxie's mop reminds me of this cintaur's mullet...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/goliath5.jpg)
(http://a87.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_b2dc2107534b0d449486cae663657a46.jpg)
Cyclops eat whatever it catch . . . Cyclops like all meats . . .
I have the perfect thing to deal with a "One Eyed Monster"...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/killercondom.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Wrenchmuller.jpg)
Mr. Wrenchmuller would like to give the killer condom a Trinitrotoluene award to chew on.
This gal can take 'em all on...go to pieces...and pull herself together again.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Metropolis.jpg)
Jamie Sommers, THE Bionic Woman, can take on any slutty old Fembot.
(http://gim.gupshup.org/gal/H/Bionic_Woman_Jogging_Suit20124_5561676.JPG)
I'm sure a tank could blow the Bionic Woman to pieces...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/tankgirl.jpg)
MAD MAX outraces the tank...
(http://a20.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/102/l_b64cd10b958049a42161e1b8be00f613.jpg)
apparently mad max can't get past a breathalyzer
(http://www.martinrothonline.com/personalhealthmonitor/Reviews/AlcoHawk%20Precision.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Completely surrendering:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ed/Mel_Gibson_taken_July-28-2006.jpg) karma for you, newcomer, WELCOME!
rumoured anti-semitic ramblings ensue and a certain someone's brain takes notice...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/hitlersbrain.jpg)
Brains? Did someone mention brains? 'Cause we loooooove brains:
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2002/zombiessf6sg1.jpg)
The invisible invaders will take them down
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6304056850.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
If they're invisible, then why can she see them?
(http://www.blackmailmag.com/images/CINEMA/wrong_turn.jpg)
(Not that the other guy cares.)
The Knights Templar can't see anything...but they don't need to...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/return_ot_evil_dead15.jpg)
(http://luminescencias.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/Arthur-and-Bedevere-and-the-Knights-of-Ni-715052.jpg)
We shall say "Ni!" to yon nasty blind knights and shall order them to bring us a shrubbery... or we shall say "Ni!" to them once more!
Ni!
Ni!
I've done you one better, I've cut down one of the mightiest trees in the forest with this...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/hering.jpg)
Because I love it:
(http://images.wikia.com/flashgordon/images/4/48/108orangopoid.jpg)
(http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/silence/archives/killer.jpg)
Don't ask...cus I don't know...just found it surfing....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/bunnies.gif)
The military has no comment on the above video. Or the rabbit. Or the gorilla.
(http://www.badmovieplanet.com/unknownmovies/pictures/delta2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Holyhandgrenade.jpg)
This should take care of the gorilla, the knights who say "NI", the fish, and of course the killer rabbits.
Quote from: DENNIS on July 04, 2007, 09:04:43 PM
This should take care of the gorilla, the knights who say "NI", the fish, and of course the killer rabbits.
And of course we all know that with the Knights Templar, you just have to wait 'til dawn, then walk past them . . .
(http://a983.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/89/l_5ea6953ed75d575c4a3858ce6c052206.jpg)
Just in case, better carry one of these . . .
ARGHHH! Frankenstein no like man with fire...FIRE BAD!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/calbolder12.jpg)
Behold the powers of Pink Lady and Jeff:
(http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/4624/pinkladyph7.jpg)
They are truly full of awe
(either that or awful)
Ok, girls...take care of my light work...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-18.jpg)
I know how to distract the AB-FAB girls:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Veuve_clicquot_bottle_sizes.jpg)
Hahaha! That reminds me...I gotta go to AA in about 10 minutes! Gotta make this quick...
These girls never drink....wine!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/dracula_shot2l.jpg)
( I always keep my pictures stocked with vampire chicks...! :smile: )
You've upped the stakes. Those are three of the creepiest vampire chicks I can think of, though vampire chicks, even when beautiful, are always at least a little creepy...
Meet Elisabeth Bathory (1560 - 1614 ~ Báthory Erzsébet in Hungarian)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Erzs%C3%A9betB%C3%A1thory.jpg)
There is a museum in Keszthely, Hungary dedicated to her crimes with figures depicting her victims:
(http://a591.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/105/l_09ac959c7498ba75abb4113fe64d4e36.jpg)
Hmmm...a bloody corpse hanging from he ceiling...another in a tub...looks like...LUNCH!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/edgeinlunch.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 05, 2007, 08:16:43 PM
Hmmm...a bloody corpse hanging from he ceiling...another in a tub...looks like...LUNCH!
Actually should clarify that that is supposed to be Elisabeth Bathory herself
in the tub . . . she
bathed in the blood of her victims (it was her purpose in murdering dozens.)
As for Ed Gein, that overrated dilletante, and also trying to get back on films, I'd expect Ed'd make a lovely dish of Cervelles au Beurre Noire . . .
(http://a232.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/118/l_9c1e6df10ddd9a03077644db7a255ac7.jpg)
Well then...dinner is served!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf085aefd06610_l.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Your art is intense and dense. One needs to examine it closely for details (like fingerprints...) :teddyr: Karma for your art which is wicked and funny...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/RayLiotta.gif)
Ray's not sure he cares for it.
ps. Elbow action? I like the flies around his bottle. {Last modification} One-Eye droop? :buggedout: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Well...if maggoty brain food is not Ray's cup of tea...I'm sure I can dig up something for him to munch on around here....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/gordon6.jpg) (this thread really is turning into a disgusting mess,isn't it? heh heh heh!)
Two brains trump one!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Man_With_Two_Brains.jpg)
Steve Martin wasn't nearly as funny as Inspector Clouseau as...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/clouseau.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 05, 2007, 09:19:56 PM
Well then...dinner is served!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf085aefd06610_l.jpg)
You take some inspiration from Robert Crumb don't you? :thumbup:
Neither was Daniel Craig...
(http://www.petersellersappreciationsociety.com/Pictures/FCharacter/EvelynTremble.jpg)
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You take some inspiration from Robert Crumb don't you? :thumbup:
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Lotta people ask me that...but,no,I'm not really into his work....my favorites were Basil Wolverton and Will(the SPIRIT) Eisner,and lotsa horror movies!
Take your pick...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/3SellersRoles.jpg)
If you research all the actors out of Dr. Strangelove, I think you'll come up with the same results as I do...
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Final-destination-movie-poster-small.jpg)
They were supposed to die on set!
indeed the dark mark is upon them...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/darkmark.jpg)
Wow, that's a wickedly spooky pic. :thumbup:
What's that from?
Innocently enough, Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire...who would have thought right?
Quote from: The DarkSider on July 07, 2007, 07:04:53 PM
indeed the dark mark is upon them...
Is it the mark of the pentagram . . . ??? (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Lon-Chaney-Jr.jpg)
Watch out,Larry...Franky's back in town!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/fighting.jpg)
Hammer Drac HATES the Universal Monsters!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Scarslee.jpg)
while Allhallows and RC battle it out in a war of nerves, this guy arrives to take care of the monster issue...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/vanhelsin.jpg)
Well,I guess ol'Forry will half to step up to BAT on the famous Monsters side...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/ForryMural.jpg)
although I respect Famous Monsters, this magazine gets the nod as my favorite...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/ruemorgue.jpg)
Well...as long as we got all these monsters sitting around reading magazines,maybe we should serve some eat's....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/6b_1.jpg)
...and get a card game going!!! :smile:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/017e_1_b.jpg)
Yes, let's all have some refreshments.
(http://a140.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/72/l_ec63d4e77a2fa66a607f0c78f6f705ab.jpg)
All that milk requires a large
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/img_36192_dce.jpg)
Quote from: DENNIS on July 07, 2007, 10:46:29 PM
All that milk requires a large
Hey, mine was a gin & tonic. And as a counterspell to your giant oreo I give you a reasonably huge circus peanut.
(http://a829.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/77/l_01d5d71c430a05df931a690be54f28a4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/43a809303734b-99-3.jpg)
You're going to need more peanuts.
(http://a937.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/125/l_36f2c3a1a74a1d9d74252cd00fd563b8.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/howling005.jpg)
I prefer my taxidermy to have a little humor...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/taxidermy.jpg)
I'll see your toxic squirrel
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/kshrewbig.jpg)
and raise you a Killer Shrew.
You can't fool me...those are just mangy dogs with booga-booga teeth! Now these teeth are for REAL...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/DOGS_AUS_OS-1.jpg)
...love the KILLER SHREWS! Just rewatched it again recently...never gets old! :thumbup:
(PS: page #100!!!! Wow! Cheers for the most enduring of BAD MOVIES posts!!! :cheers: )
(http://www.scifilm.org/museimages/renaultssecret.jpg)
This fellow and dogs just don't get along.
(http://www.thegoldengun.co.uk/avtak/avtakcomimages/villainszoringun.jpg)
Max Zorin kills countless henchmen with very little mercy or sense
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on July 08, 2007, 11:51:53 AM
[Max Zorin kills countless henchmen with very little mercy or sense
Wulfgar is also a savage, merciless killer... and resourceful...
(http://a149.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/71/l_69aa9839a91ef2ff4dc8e330c4c80c0c.jpg)
All you criminals have a Death Wish...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/deathwish.jpg)
Its urban vigilante time...
John Matrix would make mincemeat out of Charles Bronson.
(http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/5699/commando46415ye2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Ahnold vs. Ahnold
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Terminator.jpg)
Bah! My Robot is bigger than your robot!.....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-20.jpg)
GIGANTOR! GIGANTOR! GI-GAAAAAA-AAAN-TOOOOR!
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 08, 2007, 07:34:03 PM
Bah! My Robot is bigger than your robot!.....
GIGANTOR! GIGANTOR! GI-GAAAAAA-AAAN-TOOOOR!
"Gigantor! Giga-ah-ahntor! Gigantor the space-age robot! He's at you're command...!"
Here's K-9 to help out...(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/K901.jpg)
Your robot replica wishes it could be the legendary...
Spuds MacKenzie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spuds_Mckenzie)
(http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/648/mackensie48993iy6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
No furry creature can match the strength of Ookla The Mok...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/thunookla1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/072035.jpg)
Popeye is not a furry creature
Hey, we made it past 100 pages!
Quote from: DENNIS on July 09, 2007, 08:07:29 AM
Popeye is not a furry creature
Popeye...
IT is not furry neither...
(http://a221.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/111/l_f525ba93ad5c47ab944e71312012c1a4.jpg)
I got a guy on it.
(http://www.tohokingdom.com/toho_kingdom_stuff/cut_scenes/frankenstien_vs_oodako.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/algae2.gif)
He likes his octopus served raw with rice and a little soy sauce, washed down with Kirin beer.
This ass-teroid will blind that alien cyclops:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fleshgordonii/fleshgordonii4.jpg)
looks like a little "something" slipped out of the ass-teroid...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/monsturd.jpg)
Tell me that isn't a real movie . . . :twirl:
Flesh Gordon is the man to take care of this mess. We even send along some cosmic cheerleaders to help him out.
(http://ec2.images-amazon.com/images/P/B00005U0I9.01._AA240_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Flesh may jut have his hands full...... :twirl:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/5037-1.jpg)
And one for each of the VIXENS:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/House_of_frankenstein_movie_poster.jpg)
Basically the same movie, but with nekkid wimmin, wins every time...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/bare.jpg)
hmmmm...what can take on all those monsters...AND be immune to the charms of the flesh....?
Of course! A troop of NAZI ZOMBIES!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/zombielake.gif)
Hercules will chuck those Nazi zombies into orbit:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/herculeslou/herculeslou6.jpg)
Your little girly-man doesn't stand a chance against Steroidzilla.
(http://www.karendecoster.com/blog/archives/steroids.bmp)
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 13, 2007, 07:38:44 PM
Your little girly-man doesn't stand a chance against Steroidzilla.
(http://www.karendecoster.com/blog/archives/steroids.bmp)
PLease tell me that's not for real!!! Good Gravy!!! YIKES!!!!
No idea, but I found it mixed in with a bunch of other steroidzillas pics that looked a lot like that one. It didn't say if it was fake or real.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/anaconda-b.jpg)
When the snake is done with John, she'll have your steroidzilla man for desert
theCOLOSAAL BEAST could make a groovy belt from the big ol' snake!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/col20Earth20vs20the20Spider20War20o.jpg) (No, Glen, that ain't Cracker Jacks!)
This movie mag will drive Glen Manning out of his cracked gourd.
(http://www.studio3d.com/images/For_Sale/3dmoviemag-dec53.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 14, 2007, 06:57:27 AM
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 13, 2007, 07:38:44 PM
Your little girly-man doesn't stand a chance against Steroidzilla.
(http://www.karendecoster.com/blog/archives/steroids.bmp)
PLease tell me that's not for real!!! Good Gravy!!! YIKES!!!!
It's not. You can see his hands "disappearing" into his thighs. It's clearly photoshopped, in my opinion. Still funny though. I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe. :bouncegiggle:
EDIT: Oh, and, uh, my addition! The 3-D Movie Magazine must submit to the will of that one bully from Back to the Future! He's such a big fan of 3-D, he's
named 3-D and wears the darn glasses all the time!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/3-D.jpg)
"All your 3-D magazines are belong to
me!"
BOO!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-22.jpg)
3-D: Aahhhhhh! *Dies of fright*
Marty: The shark still looks fake....
Karma for RC!!!! :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.tri-nitro.com/images/gallery_images/thumbs/HyperCube1.jpg)Bet that 3D shark couldn't survive long in a 4D HYPERCUBE!
I'ts easy for....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-23.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/MOM_AND_DAD_SAVE_THE_WORLD-5.jpg)
He doesn't have a chance against the magic mushrooms from Spengo.
The Tra-la-logs (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thepit/index.html) will eat those mushrooms for breakfast.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thepit/thepit6.jpg)
Quote from: Ash on July 15, 2007, 06:26:53 PM
The Tra-la-logs (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thepit/index.html) will eat those mushrooms for breakfast.
And as Iggy Pop said, sort of, Larry Talbot will eat all those
POODLES for breakfast!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Thewolfmanposter.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/BLIT1655a.jpg)
Run Run as fast as you can away from the fat man.
(http://www.zapad.cz/fotos/zdravi/cholesterol/fat_man_large.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 07:31:30 PM
Ah...Lobo...he tinks HE's da monstar...some day dey vill meet the monstar...heh,heh,heh!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2briude-1.jpg)
ummm which movie is this from?
^Bride of the Monster
This fat man could take care of yours!
(http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/2787/fatmanwk7.png) (http://imageshack.us)
Hope you like Casablanca!... um... you might.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/caltikidvd5.jpg)
Caltiki, the Immortal Monster can make the fat man thin.
Quote from: count_nefaria on July 17, 2007, 01:44:27 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 13, 2007, 07:31:30 PM
Ah...Lobo...he tinks HE's da monstar...some day dey vill meet the monstar...heh,heh,he
ummm which movie is this from?
It's from one of my favorite movies of all time...bar none! Ed Wood's BRIDE of the MONSTER (1953) with Bela Lugosi and Tor Johnson!
Oops! Back to the War!!!! Can Caltiki choke done this horny mutant from the DAY the WORLD ENDED?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Mys**t011.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 17, 2007, 09:41:24 PM
Oops! Back to the War!!!! Can Caltiki choke done this horny mutant from the DAY the WORLD ENDED?
No! Caltiki cannot! However, the 60 FOOT CENTERFOLD easily can...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Women_1.jpg)
See how well she does with the Jolly one's niblets.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/JollyGreenGiantBlueEarthMN2006-05-20.JPG/292px-JollyGreenGiantBlueEarthMN2006-05-20.JPG)
oooh spooky post number 666
All shall perish before the evil might of the evil angry kittie!
(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/4247/superangrykittymd0.jpg)
(http://web.ukonline.co.uk/pfeiffer.jsrpages/scans/pfeiffer/catwoman.gif)
...meow...
WOOF WOOF!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Mys**t013.jpg)
(http://jot.communication.utexas.edu/flow/jotcontent/Dog%20Whisperer%20DVD.jpg)
Sit, boy! Sit!
Thazza gooood doggie!
There's no defeating "America's Favorite Chihuahua"!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/GeorgeHamilton1.jpg)
America's favorite Chihuahua, skewered by Zorro, the Gay Blade.
A Gay Blade won't top Lesbian FANGS!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vampire_lovers-1.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on July 18, 2007, 08:17:36 PM
A Gay Blade won't top Lesbian FANGS!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vampire_lovers-1.jpg)
RC, this is the funniest thing I've seen today, you get a karma for that. :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: DENNIS on July 18, 2007, 08:00:19 PM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/GeorgeHamilton1.jpg)
America's favorite Chihuahua, skewered by Zorro, the Gay Blade.
Karma for Dennis! I love that movie. :)
Send me the lesbians.......
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/cartoonbundle_small.jpg)
ME: "Ok..here's the plan...Poogie is expecting me to send her some lesbians...but I will send YOU instead! How's that?!"
OLD MOTHER RILEY: "Hmmmm...ok!'
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/mother_riley09-1.jpg)
You are funny today, Bela. Karma from me, too.
However, busty cavewoman beats Old Mother Riley any day:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Raquel_welch_1millionyearsbc.jpg)
(Three days later...) OK Boys: yes, she's hot. Save her to the desktop.
Next?
take this:
(http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/robot_holocaust-x.jpg)
Sorry ... NOTHING BEATS Raquel Welch in a fur bikini! NOTHING ... not on my planet.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Raquel_welch_1millionyearsbc.jpg)
The Robot Master of Delta 3 comes from a different planet and he will woo Raquel with his one-armed push-ups until she is, well, woo'd.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thingstocome/thingstocome7.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/heartbeeps1.jpg)
These three beat Raquel and the Robot Master.
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 22, 2007, 09:42:11 AM
Sorry ... NOTHING BEATS Raquel Welch in a fur bikini! NOTHING ... not on my planet.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Raquel_welch_1millionyearsbc.jpg)
caroline munro in starcrash?
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1373/670436429_b68ed8341b.jpg?v=0)
Nope ... she was my first lust.
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 22, 2007, 12:00:51 PM
Nope ... she was my first lust.
Well, Cheezee, despite your ardency, we do need to get this thread back on track. So in a reuse (I do really like this pic) here is a formidable yet conquerable, busty yet lovely, heroine/mystery girl/witch...
(http://a281.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/64/l_649e89d911558e6aafd97d50fff1d268.gif)
Bela! Behave!
These girls can really sink their teeth into a guy.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/shedemons4.gif)
They are no match for the ...
(http://www.obscurehorror.com/dentist.jpg)
As an ultimate revenge against dentists
"It's not safe"
(http://www.homevideos.com/movies-covers/marathonman.jpg)
You wouldn't pull a gun on me Dorothy, now would you?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Durning.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/doc.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on July 23, 2007, 10:43:30 AM
You wouldn't pull a gun on me Dorothy, now would you?
or Doc Hopper and his Frog Legs for that matter...
In southern Louisiana...
(http://www.jabootu.com/acolytes/bnotes/images/frogsj.jpg)
...frogs eat YOU!
This little guy is very hungry........................"yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmm give me frogs"
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/kamacuras-m.jpg)
a little fire can cook that bug up...let me get Gene Simmons on that...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/demonfire.jpg)
Tom Selleck can take care of him.
(http://shopping.yahoo.com/video/images/muze/dvd/sm/03/161403.jpg)
the SADIST ain't scared of Tom....
..(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/archhall7.jpg)
"Thet there mustachio makes you look like Tom Selleck! I don' like Tom Selleck!
"Ya think that gun makes y'man, punk?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Robertmitchum.JPG)
(http://tildology.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/gish_night_of_hunter.jpg)
"Get your state troopers out here. I got something trapped in my barn."
Quote from: Raffine on July 24, 2007, 09:23:43 PM
"Get your state troopers out here. I got something trapped in my barn."
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on July 24, 2007, 09:55:01 PM
Quote from: Raffine on July 24, 2007, 09:23:43 PM
"Get your state troopers out here. I got something trapped in my barn."
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Your a sick, :bouncegiggle: sick man....
Maybe this chick can help charm what's in yer barn...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/e7cc_1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mysterymen.png)
Your Mystery Men will end up just like the Green Lantern Corp
(https://www.dynamicforces.com/images/GLSCS1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/003.jpg)
He can still be squished by this big guy
Gamara has to answer to...
(http://www.majorspoilers.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/MAN_WHO_WOULD_NOT__DIE_COVER.jpg)
Death himself
Everybody answers to this guy...
(http://a698.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_129f5f64e148c8c3bb006af1377f4aa9.jpg)
Except for this guy ....
(http://www.adpulp.com/satan.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1a/Medusa-ClashofTitans.jpg)
"hhh...hi I hhh...ansssssssser to no one!"
All minor dieties must answer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
(http://www.itchstudios.com/psg/other/fsm.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on July 26, 2007, 04:16:45 PM
All minor dieties must answer to the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Okay, that is one of the funniest things I have seen in a long time.
Mama Mia! Chef Boy Ar Dee to the rescue!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-24.jpg)
He maybe able to handle lots of pasta...but can he handle two giant pi$$ed off snakes...
(http://www.prosieben.de/imperia/md/images/kino_und_DVD/TV_filme_AbisZ/B/Boa_vs_Python_Duell_der_Killerschlangen/galerie/Boa_vs_Python_Duell_der_Killerschlangen_01_303_404_Sony_Pictures.jpg)
But they prove no match for an anti-matter space buzzard as big as a "battleship". Let's face it, not much does...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw8.jpg)
The only monster ridiculous enough to attempt to take on The Giant Claw..?
(http://www.gasolinealleyantiques.com/celebrity/images/Monsters/reptilicus.JPG)
Mebbe a ridiculous super hero,mebbe?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/bwanab67.jpg)
B'WANA you say ....
I say Bowanga Bowanga
(http://store.sinistercinema.com/catalog/J034.jpg)
Oh yeah? GOONA GOONA!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/10541.jpg)
(you relize,this is all very UN PC?)
AFRICA speaks...?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Africa_Screams_colorized_title_screen.JPG)
Africa SCREAMS ...
(http://www.davemackey.com/animation/wb/titlecards/Africa_Squeaks.gif)
The ultimate squeaker?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/kroogur/mousey-1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cerber4ev.jpg)
This guy will make him squeak real loud.
BREAKFAST...!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Ymir4.jpg)
LUNCH !
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/eragon-9.jpg)
And where is dinner, may I ask?
Here's DINNER (or in the south SUPPER)
(http://www.dignews.com/admin/screenshoot/king_kong_23.jpg)
Midnight snack!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/29/KingKong1933.jpg)
Beauty tamed the beast....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Bettie_Page3.jpg)
...and Betty is a beauty!
If you only knew how much Bettie Page stuff I have .... *sigh* only if we shared the same generation.
So anyway the only thing that can shoot the beauty Bettie ... is Bunny.
(http://www.shakti-sama.com/images/bettienbunny.jpg)
Bunny Yeager the photographer
And who better to shoot the Bunny...?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/detector.jpg)
(http://a311.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_be3cd110bbaa255cf94244e7194d5e1e.jpg)
Elmer never
did get to shoot the bunny...
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on July 28, 2007, 07:58:24 PM
If you only knew how much Bettie Page stuff I have .... *sigh* only if we shared the same generation.
Like what? Vintage? Cool. Bettie Page lives...(I mean really!)
He did, once, on Family Guy. He shot him multiple times in fact. Then he broke his neck.
Quote from: Kooshmeister on July 29, 2007, 01:58:12 AM
He did, once, on Family Guy. He shot him multiple times in fact. Then he broke his neck.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bugsshoot.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bugsbreak.jpg)
Great Moment! :thumbup:
Well Family Guy stole most of its jokes from this dude's sponsors....
(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/comicguypoint.gif)
Well this guy has some of the best jokes ...
(http://www.yanivalfasy.com/SM/profilepics/Cartman.jpg)
Quote from: Midnightxpress on July 29, 2007, 06:19:17 AM
Well Family Guy stole most of its jokes from this dude's sponsors....
(http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/images/comicguypoint.gif)
True that. True that.
Cartman did have one of these guys put hi tech devices in his anus...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/alien.jpg)
I feel sorry for Eric,
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/odir.jpg)
it's gonna hurt when these guys pull it out.
Quote from: DENNIS on July 30, 2007, 08:26:41 PM
I feel sorry for Eric,
it's gonna hurt when these guys pull it out.
Hi Dennis, luv ya, mean it, but what the hell is that?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Anguish.jpg)
This great thread has sat too long, so, to get back on track with good, or bad, movies, here is the
GREAT CLAUDE RAINS appearing in a bad BETTE DAVIS starrer MR SKEFFINGTON and CLAUDE beats any...uh...thing! :teddyr:
[EDIT] OOP! Not
that THING!!!
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 01, 2007, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on July 30, 2007, 08:26:41 PM
I feel sorry for Eric,
it's gonna hurt when these guys pull it out.
Hi Dennis, luv ya, mean it, but what the hell is that?
That is a dropship, used by the Colonial Marines in the movie aliens, in this photograph it has just lifted off from an aircraft carrier and is folding out its wings, the box on the wingtip contains missiles.
Quote from: DENNIS on August 01, 2007, 08:24:14 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 01, 2007, 08:11:26 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on July 30, 2007, 08:26:41 PM
I feel sorry for Eric,
it's gonna hurt when these guys pull it out.
Hi Dennis, luv ya, mean it, but what the hell is that?
That is a dropship, used by the Colonial Marines in the movie aliens, in this photograph it has just lifted off from an aircraft carrier and is folding out its wings, the box on the wingtip contains missiles.
Of course! I've modified my post accordingly! :wink: Thank you!
Now your post makes no sense? Claude Raines? :twirl:
Anyhoo...for that critter you changed to, I give you the obvious:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/sigourney.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/barbarella-06.jpg)
Looks like it's time for CHEEZEE...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/28/Ming.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/flash-gordon-b.jpg)
I'm referring the last 2 post over to my legal department for prosecution.
You have the right to post ...
Anything you post will be save and manipulated, and used against you.
You have the right to Counsel
If you cannot afford Counsel, to damn bad.
I'll see me and raise you ...
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c196/iriemadda/PrincessAura2.jpg)
and you were expecting Raquel Welch!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/buckrogers1.jpg)
Raise you one Wilma
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Leiabikini.jpg)
OK...line up,girls...a space hero's work is never done...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/496500897_e08936f926.jpg)
Oh Flesh, I've got eyes for you.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pdvd033tf0.jpg)
I applaud you Dennis :thumbup: 'cause you certainly made CHEEZEE :thumbup: see your point... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Gordoncast-1980.jpg)
Awright...time to take care of this mess with high tech weaponry!
...er...horny Robots.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-27.jpg)
Time for some low tech downgrades.
(http://images.jupiterimages.com/common/detail/84/87/23298784.jpg)
Who will kneel before...
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10101814A~Terence-Stamp-General-Zod-Posters.jpg)
Got your kneel right here ...
(http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/WonderWoman.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Kara_Zor-El.jpg)
This stunning stratospheric artistic rendition is the way I wish this BAD MOVIE chick appeared:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/Helen_Slater_as_Supergirl.png)
But, I suppose HELEN SLATER SUPERGIRL can kick LYNDA CARTER WONDERWOMAN's posterior... :teddyr: Great pic, Cheezee! :thumbup: Man she was kick-ass, no? Love that WONDERWOMAN...Kneeling, no less!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Hey little girl, want a piece of candy?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/060620_lexluther_vmed_3p_widec.jpg)
You're very good, Dennis, so I applaud you yet again.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0b/Fleishersuperman.jpg)
RIP The Late Superman ...
(http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/solicitation-artwork/June-2006/SupDoomsdayTP.jpg)
Hmmm! What beats a big,bada$$,cool,supervillian?
AHHHH! A cheezy,goofy superhero!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/f032_1.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 03, 2007, 10:59:59 PM
Hmmm! What beats a big,bada$$,cool,supervillian?
AHHHH! A cheezy,goofy superhero!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Frankenstein_Karloff.jpg)
There,there,Frankie..relax...it was only a bad joke...you just rest now...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/frankdrac_a.jpg)
Sleep tight Drac ....
(http://data.moviecovers.com/DATA/extras/MovieCovers/249xx/MovieCovers-24944-24944-BUFFY%20THE%20VAMPIRE%20SLAYER%201.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 03, 2007, 11:28:38 PM
There,there,Frankie..relax...it was only a bad joke...you just rest now...
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup: karma for Bela
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 03, 2007, 10:19:43 PM
You're very good, Dennis, so I applaud you yet again.
Thank you, now for Buffy
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/AmericanPie.gif)
Yeah well the next time you're at band camp .... try this flute on for size.
(http://thepikespeakflutechoir.com/db5/00480/thepikespeakflutechoir.com/_uimages/TreeseandContraBassjpeg.JPG)
Or maybe this tuba
(http://www.oddmusic.com/gallery/giant_tuba.jpg)
Only these chicks can handle something that kinky:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/untitled-1.jpg)
Hahahha! :thumbup: Karma!!!
Perhaps I can reform you of your evil sexuality...I've had expeirance in these matters...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/EdWood_BELA138-1.jpg)
"BEVARE!!! BEVARE!!! Of the Green Dragon that sits at your doorstep!!!!"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/9783_0017.jpg)
You too should beware,Green Hornet...your enemies are everywhere....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/hk5-1.jpg)
That's a good one, Bruce Lee played the part of Kato, the Green Hornet's sidekick, that's him on the left.
Karma for you RC
Very good friends...
(http://www.malnurturedsnay.net/batmanrobin/batman+robin.jpg)
Not...exactly...sure how that will defeat Bruce Lee...but I believe this guy can deal with oddball situations...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-28.jpg)
( You have now entered...the BAD MOVIES Picture War Zone! :tongueout: )
Good Evening. Here is your X-ray; you should quit chain-smoking.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Alfred_Hitchcock.JPG)
... And it seems you could lose a little weight...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/boriskarloff24.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 08:23:31 PM
... And it seems you could lose a little weight...
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Oh it's in my lap...
(http://a339.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_a4cd98e275ea680efbf9baa2c1ce4cfa.jpg)
"Uh...Bela...I think he want's you to...like...battle ...uh...YOU......"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Bela.jpg)
" sigh...oh..shut de hell up,vill you?"
(that was a sneaky thing to do! :bouncegiggle: Karma!)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 09:04:16 PM
(that was a sneaky thing to do! :bouncegiggle: Karma!)
Who else to battle Boris than Bela...??? So, in turn...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Boris_Karloff_as_The_Monster_in_Bride_of_Frankenstein_film_trailer.jpg)
Ah, but who mastered the art of horror before EITHER of them?
(http://theatreorgans.com/southerncross/photoscans/Lon%20Chaney.jpg)
Huh? Who said that...? Oh---YOU!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Nosferatu20Kino206.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 09:34:34 PM
Huh? Who said that...? Oh---YOU!!!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
I'm earlier!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Golemwiki1920.jpg)
Excellent round...karma for Kygotc and RC... :cheers:
Quote from: ulthar on August 05, 2007, 09:38:53 PM
Excellent round...karma for Kygotc and RC... :cheers:
Guess I'm chopped liver. :bluesad:
Someone say "LIVER?" ( Paul Weagner! I don't think the wayback machine goes much further back...monster wise! :thumbup:)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/6-1.jpg)
( I would give ya one...'cept the thing-a-ma-jig said I gotta wait!)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 09:46:19 PM
Someone say "LIVER?"
( I would give ya one...'cept the thing-a-ma-jig said I gotta wait!)
Thanks, Bela. As you have pointed out more than once this past week, the karma don't mean squat and I quite agree; however, it is disappointing that Ulthar didn't see my postings! :bluesad: I thought Hitchcock with the X-ray was better than I could have hoped to find! :teddyr:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 05, 2007, 09:49:37 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 09:46:19 PM
Someone say "LIVER?"
( I would give ya one...'cept the thing-a-ma-jig said I gotta wait!)
Thanks, Bela. As you have pointed out more than once this past week, the karma don't mean squat and I quite agree; however, it is disappointing that Ulthar didn't see my postings! :bluesad: I thought Hitchcock with the X-ray was better than I could have hoped to find! :teddyr:
I'm sorry...when I posted that, your pic was NOT showing!! All I saw was the bouncies to RC's post, so I did not know you played. It is showing now.
Pop! Thar ya go. Please accept my apologies for missing a card well played.
Quote from: ulthar on August 05, 2007, 09:58:23 PM
I'm sorry...when I posted that, your pic was NOT showing!! All I saw was the bouncies to RC's post, so I did not know you played. It is showing now.
Pop! Thar ya go. Please accept my apologies for missing a card well played.
:bouncegiggle: Thanks! No need to apologize, but you
did start this thread, did you not? :teddyr: Since it is a huge success, and I've been contributing for weeks, I definitely want you to check out all the pages, including page 110, and my poor rude joke in response to Rod Serling... :teddyr:
Also, I must confess that your thread here inspired me to steal the idea and start a very active thread on the old SCIFILM.org board just before it closed down!
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 05, 2007, 10:05:24 PM
Thanks! No need to apologize, but you did start this thread, did you not? :teddyr: Since it is a huge success, and I've been contributing for weeks, I definitely want you to check out all the pages, including page 110, and my poor rude joke in response to Rod Serling... :teddyr:
Also, I must confess that your thread here inspired me to steal the idea and start a very active thread on the old SCIFILM.org board just before it closed down!
Make no mistake, I DO look at all the pics in this thread. You guys continue to amaze me, the stuff you come up with.
I liked the Hitchcock reference, especially the "Good Evening" caption. I was karma-ing the earlier, then earlier idea on this page. I jsut got a kick out of that, especially KY's Chaney pic to start it off. Your post fit, I just did not know it when I initially posted.
Back to the war...(I gotta find some more cool pics)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 05, 2007, 09:37:35 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 09:34:34 PM
Huh? Who said that...? Oh---YOU!!!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
I'm earlier!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Golemwiki1920.jpg)
Not to mention GOOFIER looking! :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: KYGOTC on August 05, 2007, 10:16:32 PM
Not to mention GOOFIER looking! :bouncegiggle:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Now we're back on track!!! :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Golem got some big hair...well , this gal can out do yer do!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/satanhair.jpg)
(well,that bout wraps it up fer me 2 nite...Contray to popular belief...I gotta get up at dawn! I bid you...G'nite! :smile:)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 10:58:00 PM
Golem got some big hair...well , this gal can out do yer do!
TURA SATANA beats that SATANA right quick... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1367/11950_0006.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 05, 2007, 10:58:00 PM
Contray to popular belief...I gotta get up at dawn! I bid you...G'nite! :smile:)
IRONY!
The bad guy from Romancing the Stone can handle THIS!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Romancing%20the%20Stone/romancing_the_stone_zolo_08.jpg)
"My and my mustache are gonna beat you up, Joan Wild--uh, Satana! Just as soon as I can douse these flames!"
Tell me the truth - is there a giant flaming butterfly on my back? I HATE those things!
Marian Ravenwood would drink your guy under the table...
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/237863~Karen-Allen-Posters.jpg)
Ho-ho! But Marion has one weakness! Little Nazi dudes in black leather trenchcoats!!!!!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/toht.jpg)
"Your fire....is dying, here...."
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/PH2005110400334.jpg)
Drill Instructor Fitch hates Nazis, little or otherwise
WTF?
(http://www.egrupos.net/albumPhoto/759732/photo_36.jpg)
Quote from: Caronte on August 07, 2007, 05:26:47 AM
WTF?
(http://www.egrupos.net/albumPhoto/759732/photo_36.jpg)
I wonder where he got those shades from :wink:
It's Captain Nazi!
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6117/estatuacapitanamericaus3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
No Nazi is any match for Capitan America!
he got asassinated recently.
(http://www.comicbookjournal.net/wp-content/uploads/CaptainAmerica.bmp)
The toxic avenger will avenge him.
(http://www.toxicshock.tv/interviews/lloyd_kaufman/toxic_avenger_movie_poster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Swampthing93totleben.jpg)
(http://www.goodgirlart.com/images2/swbabe.jpg)
The more the merrier...
(http://tippytoe.multicasttech.com/somewhereoutwest/image/humidity01.jpg)
MAN-THING wanna SWAMP WOMAN!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Man-Thing_1_%281974%29.jpg)
MAN-SON creepy crawl a MAN -THING!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/8045.jpg)
This is scarier...
(http://a488.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/122/l_c8bb5bdb598bb72b49467acc3dd7c507.jpg)
(http://www.grimmemennesker.dk/data/media/3/ugly-men.jpg)
Some things just speak for themselves.
The Creeper can take care of them.
(http://alansmithee.5u.com/intro/favorites/ioc_rondo03.jpg)
Rondo needs a girly type freind....!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Mys**t012-1.jpg)
Or this ... man, woman, something ...
(http://images.ebaumsworld.com/2006/09/real-ugly-face.jpg)
YIKES!!!! :buggedout: That even bugs DR.X out!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Mys**t010-2.jpg)
(AH! Did...did you just say-Berries and Cream???)
Now I'm going to have to get all Halloween on you ...
(http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2007/02/sexywitch.jpg)
You know, I had not come into this thread in quite some time. That last picture guarantees that I will be requiring therapy for the rest of my life.
Quote from: Shadow on August 09, 2007, 07:27:40 PM
You know, I had not come into this thread in quite some time. That last picture guarantees that I will be requiring therapy for the rest of my life.
Then think to yourself ... that's somebodies Grandmother or Great Grandmother so not only will you require therapy you might require medication too.
Never fear I know where even scarier images are at.
CHeeze....I think your last picture just nuked the universe....I don't know what to do. :question: :bluesad:
(http://www.mrwinkle.com/images/Graphics/calendar_nonflash/december.jpg)
(http://www.davidokeefe.com/illuscaric/images/26.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/bunny.jpg)
MARLON BRANDO is not nice to bunnies...
(http://a622.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_a47f5b5bdb7027e844c36872ccd011bd.jpg)
I guess I'll have to go we'll have to go all voodoo on him!!! Bad bunny hater man!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/voodoo_terror1.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 10, 2007, 06:43:06 PM
I guess I'll have to go we'll have to go all voodoo on him!!! Bad bunny hater man!!!
He's not a "bunny hater man" really, but a "gunslinger" who rarely uses his gun. He is a killer who likes to devise creative ways of killing, such as when he hunts rabbits...
What's the art from... with the toes and fingers being shot off? "All Voodoo...?" :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Iwalkedwithazombie.jpg)
You don't wanna walk with these zombies...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/voodoo_1972_01.jpg)
( The 'voodoo art' was from these type of comics that were sold back in the late '60's-early 70s...check your PMs for a link to these great old mags!)
Well every one knows the classic way to get rid of zombies.. 12 gauge.
(http://www.fas.org/man/dod-101/sys/land/12-gauge-dvic519.jpg)
That won't stop an Indestructible Man.
(http://www.sofacinema.co.uk/guardian/images/products/4/7064-large.jpg)
A "Special Edition" of THE INDUSTRUCTABLE MAN?
What, do you get a different movie instead? :bouncegiggle:
Note that it says "A bonus clip of the original theatrical trailer for Lon Chaney Jr.'s The Wolf Man." Yes, uh, a real special feature.
Lon's past,back to destroy him!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-31.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 11, 2007, 11:13:50 PM
Lon's past,back to destroy him!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Lon_chaney_sr.JPG)
...Lon Sr. 's legacy will destroy him!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/191860742_5169db39c9_o.jpg)
I love that movie. It's a huge personal favourite.
Perhaps only a rock musical of sorts can beat a glam rock opera...
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e22/tres_girl_1993/rockyhorror.jpg)
"Hmmm...seems like we could take on these amatuers,eh,Eddie?"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-32.jpg)
Who else could take on JOHNNY DEPP as Ed Wood and MARTIN LANDAU as Bela Lugosi? Only CTHULHU I think...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Cthulhu_and_R%27lyeh.jpg)
Giant monsters? Not a problem!
(http://www.scifijapan.com/MIPTV/UltramanMax02b.jpg)
Takes one to know one.
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/i/inframan.jpg)
Well played, but would Inframan be able to take on the original Mega Zord?
(http://www.rovang.org/wg/pics/megazord.jpg)
Ah-HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Another toy to play with!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/glen16.jpg)
GORGO likes toys. GORGO would like to play with you...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/Gorgo_1961.jpg)
ALL GODZILLA IMPERSONATORS WILL BE DESTROYED!!
(http://ipmslondon.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/godzilla.jpg)
Is that so?
(http://www.monsterislandtoys.com/MECHA_GODZILLA_2004_6INCHES.jpg)
Ah, but then there's good ol' Snake and his anti-technology weapon from
Escape From LA that shuts down all known technology on the planet. :wink:
(http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/ESCAPEla.jpg)
Not these guys' technology...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/johnmatuszak2.jpg)
This pic seems even more appropriate here.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2f/Raquel_welch_1millionyearsbc.jpg)
We seem to keep coming back to that one. Not that I mind.
Quote from: JaseSF on August 14, 2007, 08:29:42 PM
We seem to keep coming back to that one. Not that I mind.
Couldn't resist. :lookingup:
Ah! But could Racheal resist the charms of a young SID HAIG in a Buster Brown suit?!?! I think not....!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/carolohmart14.jpg)
Ahh..but could sid resist his temptation for solyent green
(http://www.oilempire.us/graphics/soylent-green.jpg)
More! MORE!
(http://www.movie-gazette.com/directory/img/anthony+hopkins.jpg)
But how will a cannibal fare against a man-eating vegetable from space?
(http://www.freebornhall.com/Health/Tips/audrey2.jpg)
But can Audrey II withstand the foul taste of......
(http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Spam/spam-big.jpg)
Spam-Man?!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-33.jpg)
SPAM!? OH! YES!!!
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 15, 2007, 05:08:11 PM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-33.jpg)
SPAM!? OH! YES!!!
HA! NICE! :thumbup: :bouncegiggle: :cheers:
BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!
(http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/20050822_fg15.jpg)
If you dont eat your spam, then you wont get any ice cream!! MOO HAHAHA!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/10/Ice_Cream_Man_(film).jpg/180px-Ice_Cream_Man_(film).jpg)
Mr. Ice Cream Man should have gotten his wisdom teeth removed by a professional:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ticks/ticks6.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on August 15, 2007, 08:47:53 PM
Mr. Ice Cream Man should have gotten his wisdom teeth removed by a professional:
Gross...!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Daryl_Hannah_Kill_Bill.jpg)
This femme fatale, with a bit of manipulation, is up to the task.
(http://www.ualberta.ca/~aizen/events/NewYork2006/movie.jpg)
Quote from: flackbait on August 15, 2007, 08:29:15 PM
BUT I DON'T LIKE SPAM!!
(http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/20050822_fg15.jpg)
KARMA!!!! I love that skit.
This femme fatale needs no manipulation...just a few pointers from the Master...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/277354470_f1a693048f.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 16, 2007, 08:45:48 PM
This femme fatale needs no manipulation...just a few pointers from the Master...
Here's a fatal female, holding...???
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART and THE MAGIC BAND's Trout Mask Replica ??? :question: :drink: :twirl:
(http://www.beefheart.com/blog/uploaded_images/ParisHilton-770639.jpg)
"What this world needs is a good two dollar room and a good two dollar brew."
Paris Arrested ...
(http://www.kevininscoe.com/pub/cop.jpg)
Paris finally gets out of jail and along comes Lindsay Lohan right out of rehab to kick her ass!
"Who am I fighting again??"
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/6222/mugshot20lohanyn9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Here's a genuine psycho chick that'll take her to the cleaners
(http://jamesbond.ugo.com/girls/fj/janssen.jpg)
Here's a real psycho woman and she brought her own hammer
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Misery_Photo.jpg)
Who else?
(http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/Lyzzie/archives/lizzie1.jpg)
This Lizzie is much more Bewitching than the original.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/montgmry.jpg)
But sweet little Rhoda be more witchin' than any young lady...
(http://a352.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_b35853135c8a58ed6aee50a92431fadf.jpg)
This puts little Rhoda in her place...
(http://www.kidscerts.com/images/spellingbee2green.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Nancypatty.jpg)
Get ready to be PAGE-INATED!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/bettie-page-whip-734107.jpg)
I swear I was getting ready to post a Bettie Bondage picture and BOOM you beat me to it.
Anyway here it is .. late and really for the Notorious Bettie Page with Gretchen Mol.
(http://www.filmmakermagazine.com/blog/uploaded_images/616247_Bettie_3108-777508.jpg)
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on August 17, 2007, 05:20:31 PM
I swear I was getting ready to post a Bettie Bondage picture and BOOM you beat me to it.
Anyway here it is .. late and really for the Notorious Bettie Page with Gretchen Mol.
Ther'es allways room for more Bettie!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-34.jpg)
Whoops!!! Wrong Bettie...!!!
(http://www.world-o-crap.com/Ilsa.jpg)
These guys should be able to really screw with Ilsa:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/orgazmo/orgazmo4.jpg)
These three are ready to play:
(http://a578.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/66/l_3c9f0f90855116b871284f7d9e259741.jpg)
"i'll have none of these dirty people with their dirty thoughts...Do ya hear me ,boy?!?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-35.jpg)
RC is right. The nipples on the Bat Suit was a bad idea for a superhero movie. Now as for these nipples in a superhero movie... :thumbup:
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/kdunst.jpg)
WHORE! For that type of exposer, you go to hell! Or better yet, THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!!
(http://www.forbiddenzonethemovie.com/images/fant_02.jpg)
This looks like a job for Buddy Jesus ...
(http://www.superherostuff.com/bush_sucks_tshirts/images/buddy_jesus.jpg)
Got some work fer ya, Buddy...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/positalabby2.jpg)
Quote from: KYGOTC on August 17, 2007, 07:55:43 PM
WHORE! For that type of exposer, you go to hell! Or better yet, THE FORBIDDEN ZONE!!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on August 17, 2007, 08:13:14 PM
This looks like a job for Buddy Jesus ...
You really are a bad boy... I almost thought he had three fingers on one hand... :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Where can I get a "Buddy Jesus?" :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 17, 2007, 08:28:56 PM
Got some work fer ya, Buddy...!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/Trilogy_terrorSEDVD.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 17, 2007, 09:07:51 PM
Where can I get a "Buddy Jesus?" :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
A buddy of mine got his from a comic book store called Tha Fantasy Shop. I dont know if those branch out to where you live, but if not ill betcha you could get one somewhere on the internet or (God forbid) a hot topic even. (shudder!)
And just for referance if you decide to hunt one down on the web, its called a Buddy CHRIST, not a Buddy Jesus.
No harm, nor evil, nor the devil can seize us,
as long as I've got my plastic Buddy Jesus! (Christ)
Buddy Christ ... just $14.95
Buddy Christ (http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/budchrisdass1.html)
oooh here's one that's glow in the dark!!!
Buddy Christ Glow in the dark (http://jsbstash.stores.yahoo.net/glindabuchfi.html)
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on August 17, 2007, 09:39:15 PM
No harm, nor evil, nor the devil can seize us,
as long as I've got my plastic Buddy Jesus! (Christ)
Buddy Christ ... just $14.95
http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/budchrisdass1.html (http://www.jayandsilentbob.com/budchrisdass1.html)
I want the
big statue like you posted... :twirl:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Buddy_Christ.jpg)
Nobody messes with Mary .... if you do it will make baby Jesus cry. (Do you want that on your record?)
(http://www.geocities.com/reginamundi77/mary52.jpg)
I see Mary also wears the bleeding heart as fashion accessory... was just in Red Bank and have been many times..., but somehow missed Kevin Smith's comic shop with Buddy Christ...as shown. :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Can't give you anymore karma tonight...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Buddy_Christ.jpg)I want to put a Buddy Christ on my front lawn instead of one of these zombies:
(http://a987.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_3c66dc52a24c40b8452fa3c3bf028f42.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 17, 2007, 10:46:44 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Buddy_Christ.jpg)I want to put a Buddy Christ on my front lawn instead of one of these zombies:
(http://a987.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/75/l_3c66dc52a24c40b8452fa3c3bf028f42.jpg)
An admerable idea but a magnet for vandalism from christian exteremist or it would get stolen by someone else who wants it.
Quote from: CheezeFlixz on August 17, 2007, 10:29:27 PM
Nobody messes with Mary .... if you do it will make baby Jesus cry. (Do you want that on your record?)
(http://www.geocities.com/reginamundi77/mary52.jpg)
That's not fair! How can you fight the Virgin Mary? I don't wanna go to Hell! :bluesad:
I guess all of Mankind will have to start over from scratch. Da-da daaaaa-DA DUM! dumdumdumdum...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/relist20011.jpg)
A caveman war you want...a caveman war you have...heres my entry into the fight...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Eegah-x.jpg)
Eegah is rather scared of:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cavegirl/cavegirl3.jpg)
Nothing a SAM can't deal with ....
(http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_6_3_2005_01_20_21/SA-6a.jpg6db450a1-62c2-4893-a8b3-3c33ccf16fd9Large.jpg)
RPG! RPG!
(http://www.modelguns.co.uk/images/rpg7a.jpg)
RPG! RPG!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/87/Dungeons_and_Dragons_game.jpg/800px-Dungeons_and_Dragons_game.jpg)
RPG! RPG!
(http://www.teendrama.com/dens/journal/2006/randompics/zelda.jpg)
BFG! BFG!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bfg.jpg)
BIG FRIENDLY GIANT! BIG FRIENDLY GIANT!
(http://www.childrenstheatresl.com/images/thebfg_small.gif)
ZPG! ZPG! Zero Population Growth!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/50411_1020_A.jpg)
ZPG!!! Nice find! :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Soylent_green.jpg)
Soylent Green? Hmmm... I Am Curious...Yellow!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/473534715_f84dbaf9ff.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/I_Am_Curious_Blue_poster.jpg)
I Am Curious - Yellow/Blue
(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/511M33V2Z7L._SS500_.jpg)
(http://a638.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/80/l_7703b69c384ce0d243e8bc848be1931d.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/electra4.jpg)
Could they crack this one? No they'd need Lemmy.
(http://a4iu.blogsome.com/wp-admin/images/Alphaville.jpg)
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/10/254710.jpg)
Gamma-ra?
(http://images.google.com/url?q=http://www.scifijapan.com/Gamera_SK/Gamera_profile.jpg&usg=AFQjCNGFLS_OmaaVtSrJ1cz-Tx2M75nygg)
(http://www.soundtrackcollector.com/images/movie/large/Delta_force_(1986).jpg)
Me no savy Latino!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/160520197_07891be762_o.jpg)
(http://www.darkhorizons.com/news06/p-nacho.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/milmummy_640_jpg.jpg)
(CheezeFlixz, for some reason I can't see your picture, it's not showing up on my computer)
Thanks Dennis, fixed it.
Zé do Caixão...?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/This_Night_I%27ll_Possess_Your_Corpse.jpg)
Coffin Joe?
This band will drive him away with their rendition of "Cotton-eyed Joe"
(http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7049/cottoneyedjoegv6.jpg)
(anyone who's suffered through that song for the umpteenth time will agree)
Uncle Joe,he's a movin mighty slow...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-36.jpg)
Darned punks! Makin' all that noise!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/PJ1.jpg)
Seeing this will make him move a little faster, I am refering to the cute little doggie of course.
Quote from: DENNIS on August 22, 2007, 07:21:30 PM
Seeing this will make him move a little faster, I am refering to the cute little doggie of course.
Hmmm...they were his nieces on the program, no? The cute little doggie is better remembered as:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Benji1974.jpg)
GRRRRrr...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/00boywhocriedwerewolfos.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Never_Cry_Wolf_Poster.jpg)
Mebbe Charles should let Wolfman Jack do the howling...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-37.jpg)
"I am the Wolfman!" Comin' at you live and a-howling from radio station EECH!
(http://www.frightenstein.com/goodies/hhof-wolfman.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on August 22, 2007, 07:33:43 PM
Quote from: DENNIS on August 22, 2007, 07:21:30 PM
Seeing this will make him move a little faster, I am refering to the cute little doggie of course.
Hmmm...they were his nieces on the program, no? The cute little doggie is better remembered as:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Benji1974.jpg)
better call...
(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/u/images/underdog-poster-0.jpg)
or...
(http://www.redcasting.com/_ficheros_publicados/imagenes_contenidos/4/karate_dog_CTL.jpg)
Hope they had their rabbies shot...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/cujo.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/intheshadowofkilimanjaro.jpg)
You're going to need a bigger doggie.
(http://lavender.fortunecity.com/judidench/584/sinbadand/stills/seot010.jpg)
This chess-playing baboon, with a little help from Ray Harryhausen, has much more class and better taste in women than his mangy Kilimanjaro cousins.
(can't see yer pic,Raffine!)
Babboon,shaboom!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/belalugosi3.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Herge_Yeti.jpg)
Quote(can't see yer pic,Raffine!)
Just for the record:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/seot010.jpg)
OK, "GRHAWAARH!" is a pretty funny thing for an ape to say.
But I challange it with a "VOOTIE! VOOTIE!".
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/2106_4_09.jpg)
YEA! try ta snuff THIS one! P4wND!
(http://www.funny-potato.com/images/batman/film-batman.jpg)
Darth Batman is no match for this one pug-ugly gorilla:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/141_4_0000075.jpg)
Ape Shall Not KilL Ape!...(unless he's sneaky about it...)
...(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-38.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 24, 2007, 04:46:43 PM
Ape Shall Not KilL Ape!...(unless he's sneaky about it...)
:thumbup: Well, Bela, love that MAD cover...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Escape_from_the_planet_of_the_apes.jpg)
LET MY PEOPLE GO, you DAM DIRTY APES!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-39.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/Colddead-fp.jpg)
"You'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands."
Wooooahhh...chill out,Charlie...Ohmmm....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-40.jpg)
I hear ya...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/HMVSavoyHavana.jpg)
Here's that thought all in one package:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/divine_travolta.jpg)
VOOTIE! VOOTIE!
Quote from: Raffine on August 24, 2007, 11:10:45 PM
Here's that thought all in one package:
VOOTIE! VOOTIE!
Raffine, I applaud you for "Vootie Vootie!" And I state unto you: "GRHAWAARH!"
I say unto KYGOTC my posting got thrown off for JIMI HENDRYX'
Electric Ladyland cover...
Quote from: KYGOTC on August 24, 2007, 11:29:54 PM
Honey, you aint got NUTHIN on us!!
(Picture of two girls with cow udders in place of breasteses)
That's UDDERLY ridiculous!!! :bouncegiggle: (sorry...I couldn't resist...)
HAW! "Uderly rediculous" nice one!
hey, where did my picture go?
Don't mess with the master of Cow-Fu! :tongueout:
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/184/rkungpow2ya1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Quote from: KYGOTC on August 25, 2007, 09:43:05 AM
HAW! "Uderly rediculous" nice one!
hey, where did my picture go?
Perhaps you were censored, as I was, and I can understand why. We must be considerate. (Nonetheless, check out Bela's response to your lost post...) :teddyr:
Quote from: Ash on August 25, 2007, 09:24:32 PM
Don't mess with the master of Cow-Fu! :tongueout:
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Elsie00.png)
Your unarmed,Elsie...HAHAHA!!! Look how cool I am , in my green tights and pointy hat!!! :teddyr:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/90359598_5ae355ff83.jpg)
( Mebbe I hould delete my answer to Kygo's pic too? I think I should...mebbe...)
All you greeness is no match for this ad icon...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/jgg.jpg)
HO! HO! HO!
HULK smash creepy big asparagus man!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/hulk_Kirby.jpg)
Not if Hulk smashed first !
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/avengersih322n4cq.jpg)
Looks like a job for...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Mansteel1.png)
Who to battle the MAN of STEEL?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/00mostdangerousmanaliveos.jpg)
MAN...that's one hell of a bed sheet...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/The_Amazing_Colossal_Man.jpg)
Like no one saw this one coming ...
(http://kensforce.com/06attack50ftwoman1.jpg)
WooHoo POST 1000 I am now a Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema ... what better than a 50 foot babe to hit 1000 on?
This amazing colossal man could handle an attack by even a 50 ft. woman:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/21spike_jeremy_ron0.jpg)
Ron Jeremy... :bouncegiggle:
I think we're back to the drawing board...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Women_1.jpg)
" Darling! I love you! Will you take my hand in marriage,and be my wife?"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/297719268_b2f072ff7b_o.jpg)
Your Colossal man versus 2 gargantuas? I don't think so
Soes anyone else remember this waste of film?(http://www.creaturescape.com/unimonster/kaiju101/Gargantuas.jpg)
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on August 27, 2007, 06:37:19 PM
Your Colossal man versus 2 gargantuas? I don't think so
Soes anyone else remember this waste of film?[img]
I remember WAR OF THE GARGANTUAS fondly... :teddyr:
The giants have caused too much chaos so the little people secretly unite and revolt. They are led by...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/troll.jpg)
Even your monster has to use the facilities.
Mine will get you in the most private of places.
(http://bornbackwards.com/news/uploaded_images/ghoulies-714265.jpg)
(http://a585.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_2c0df49043b990c4859a5e08ad4787a0.jpg)
ALL MUST KNEEL BEFORE MY AVATAR.....OK, the action portrayed therein.
How does any b-movie character get past a good swift kick in the babalones?
Harry Earles is not amused at the current trend of this thread... you dirty, slimy, freaks.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/protaactor7zo.jpg)
I got your number bub...one of these aughta do the trick
(http://www.tonyskansascity.com/tonyskansascity/monsterunderbed.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/TROLL.jpg)
Many a troll spilled it's life blood on...
STING
(http://www.tuckborough.net/images/frodosting.jpg)
Frodo may have gotten a couple of long-ass movies made about him but those are completely overshadowed by this nifty far-out song about his uncle:
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9KKyZ5d3h8
OK. You got me on the vid, but I can top that. My mom STILL has the record that that came off of.
I'm so embarassed.
OK, so what tops Mr. Spock?
(http://userimage.gamespot.com/images/profile/7/3/21158018944259951750635412341437/banner.jpg)
Newer, smarter and more up to date.
Don't know about Spock, but this guy'll put a dent in Data.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/laserblast1.jpg)
does that thing remind you of anyone?
(http://eatourbrains.com/EoB/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/et.jpg)
Hmm. E.T. might trump the other minster, but my guy can flame anything you throw in his direction.
At least I THINK thats what they meant when they said he was a flamer. Anyway, here's the pic
(http://www.vivalasvegasweddings.com/images/Photogallery/LiberaceFlyingIn.jpg)
(http://a489.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/80/l_79471cef4d34d56f95a74753203ba388.jpg)
This young man has been "ostracized" by society...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/willard.jpg)
None may stand before the might of: EXTERMINATOR, spreading his D-Con and bug spray, ridding the world of vermin of all kinds.
(http://www.dvdrama.com/upload/soundwave-Arachnophobia5.jpg)
Yes indeed the Exterminator is cool...however John Goodman had more power as a King...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/kingralph.jpg)
Hey! I'm the King! Really! I am! Awww...what th' heck....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-42.jpg)
Here's a classic king of Memphis wrestling:
(http://blogwrestling.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/jerrylawler.jpg)
Today, Memphis. Tomorrow, The World!
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/AndyKaufman2.jpg)
(http://www.cineclub.de/images/2000/der_mondmann_1.jpg)
I got nothing Cheeze. But, to keep the thread goin. I'll post this SOMETHING (it was the first image on Google searching for "something") to combat your nothing.
(http://www.qwantz.com/fanart/qwantz-Wishing%20something%20into%20existence%20is%20hip!.PNG)
Intelligent dinosaurs, huh? These three should be able to deal with them:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/yor/yor3.jpg)
(http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/8748/vacupede2og9rj4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
I dont know if any man or woman could stand up against The Creeping Terror!
What is it???
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Bewstone.png)
I see your cartoons and raise you an
(http://www.blogsarefora***oles.com/html/eraserhead.jpg)
Well the Eraser head pi isn't working for some reason
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/sony_pictures_home/bewitched___the_complete_first_season/agnes_moorehead/bewitched1.jpg)
I can't believe nobody had anything for Tony Clifton ... it's not like it was the Virgin Mary.
(http://www.flatrock.org.nz/topics/terrorism/assets/burning.jpg)
Endora was easy to handle.
Thulsa Doom's evil snake cult will absorb and convert those witch-burning Bible-thumpers!
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/b4/Conan6.jpg)
(No offense meant to actual Christians, of course.)
Remember what happened to Doom?
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/adc/10102058A~Arnold-Schwarzenegger-Conan-the-Barbarian-Posters.jpg)
Arnold got mellowed by The Little Ones:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/200px-Kindergarten_Cop_film.jpg)
If I were to be "mellowed" I'd prefer...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c5/MYcans.jpg)
Side note...I really miss this drink, they don't sell it in my area... :thumbdown:
Now this will make you mellow, in moderate quantities of course.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jimbeam_white5B65D.jpg)
(My personal favorite to relax with, a shot of Jim Beam and a mug of good beer.)
You want to be even more mellow without a bitter after taste ...
(http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/10/makers_mark/image/14.jpg)
(http://www.absintheclassics.com/images/bottle_plants_.gif)
Mellowed Johnny Depp's character all the way out at the end of "From Hell"
Meanwhile at the opposite end of the beverage spectrum...
(http://www.adclassix.com/images54schlitz.jpg)
Then you'll need this ...
because Schlitz gives you the sh!tz.
(http://www.porcher.ca/french/products/images/faucet_images/acc-toilet-paper-holder.jpg)
The sh!tz has landed on these guys and they aren't happy...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/db/TMNT1987Series.jpg)
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/250372/2/istockphoto_250372_upsidedown_turtle_2.jpg)
Y'all aint so bad
Here have a drink of this
(http://www.postaldave.com/restore/tools/thinner.jpg)
Not drinking any of that stuff if you're Hardcore Straight-Edge (which I guess I am too when I think about it):
(http://www.scifi.com/ecw/images/extremists/cm_punk.jpg)
That guy's no match for these chicks:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/tghs_330x456.jpg)
Professor strongbad, will you do the honors?
(http://www.lazylaces.com/pics/center_strongbad_technology.jpg)
"Professor" Strong Bad, huh? Well, Dr. Hathaway from Darkman II's got something to say about that....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Darkman%20II/darkman_ii_the_return_of_durant_hat.jpg)
DRAW.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-44.jpg)
OKAY.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/robocop_2.jpg)
Quote from: DENNIS on August 31, 2007, 08:22:04 AM
OKAY.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/robocop_2.jpg)
DENNIS, i think this would have been an even BETTER counter if RCM had posted a pic of Frank Miller, seeing how ROBOCOP 2 is pretty much the worst thing he has written.
"BEHAVE YOURSELVES!!!!"
heehee! gets me every time. OH! and the scene at the VERY end of the movie when Robocop goes, "Were only human." and then proceeds to stick some sort of crank in his ear and twists it as is he were a car or something. HAW! :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.figurines-cine.com/catalog/images/xss6328.jpg)
the baddest of the worst. A flying robocop?
Thats when I KNEW that they destroyed the franchise
Jealous of his flying ability, these guys file a grievance with Robocop...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/pandj.jpg)
Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane and Flash ... eat CHIP's for breakfast.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/25/250px-Rosco.jpg)
Sheriff Coltrane had better not try chasing this:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/wraith/wraith2.jpg)
I always liked that car.
but what good is it against this?
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2032768/2/istockphoto_2032768_really_high_gas_prices.jpg)
Now hold on there... you're gettin' a little outta hand...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Andy_Griffith1.jpg)
Your lousy hick jail cannot hold this arch criminal...
(http://www.jodysgarage.com/images/funny/griffith/otis.jpg)
I'm pretty sure he wouldn't like this jail:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/citylimits/citylimits2.jpg)
(Including the bondage John Stockwell angle.)
I believe Walter and Jack could stage a jail break, not to sure about Bruce though.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/supp08.jpg)
Al arrives to show the hoopleheads how a real man does a jail break...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/MRS.jpg)
Every cowboy's deepest fear
(http://www.learnhistory.org.uk/west/Scalping%20engraving.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/wooden.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Quick_Draw_McGraw.jpg)
(http://www.wrestlingencyclopedia.com/Images2/wahoo3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cinfan2.jpg)
There is only one who could defeat THE MANITOU:
(http://a133.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/108/l_3d755a5ec4f5316ce698fe35769d0e64.jpg)
I dont suppose it's a manithree
tss tss boom
"What I'm known for, young feller, is killing rabbits."
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nightlepus/nightlepus7.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Jackalope-1.jpg)
You're next bub.
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k137/IzzyDedjet/misc%20board%20stuff/927363734.jpg)
The decoy squirrel worked...ambush from above...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/cobra.jpg)
COBRA!!!
(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/11100968/Mongoose_Full_Suspension_Mountain_Bike.jpg)
Wait. Wrong mongoose. Hold on.
(http://videodetective.com/photos/003/000013_38.jpg)
There. Rikki Tikki Tavi. The baddest cobra killin' mongoose ever
Hmmm...how to defeat a mongoose...guess I need to do some reading...
(http://www.carosta.com/directory/ranger-rick-magazine.jpg)
BTW Izzy...your quote is absolutely amazing... :bouncegiggle: Karma!
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 03, 2007, 11:04:05 AM
Hmmm...how to defeat a mongoose...guess I need to do some reading...
(http://www.carosta.com/directory/ranger-rick-magazine.jpg)
BTW Izzy...your quote is absolutely amazing... :bouncegiggle: Karma!
:teddyr: Thanks. I read that and had to have it.
karma to you for knowing about Ranger Rick. I used to read those books when I was just a wee lil duffer.
as for your environmentally friendly reply?
(http://www.turner.com/planet/characters/img/villains.gif)
I dunno about a bad movie, but it's a bad cartoon
Theres nothing wrong with a bad cartoon...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Dino-Boy-in-the-Lost-Valley.jpg)
It's common knowledge that dinos were called dragons at one point.
I have in my possession the hippest dragon. No one can mess with:(http://www.stickergiant.com/Merchant2/imgs/250/shr4.gif)
Maybe not as hip...but definitly shmaltzier ...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/paff1.jpg)
Puff the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, inna blah blah sumthing or another in a land of whatevereeeee....!
I'll see your "Puff the magic Dragon", and raise you one Sir Robin the Chickenhearted
(http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/Sir%20Robin.jpg)
...and squire
Well all know what Brave Sir Robin did when he saw these guys...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/3head.jpg)
Brave Sir Robin ran away.
Bravely ran away, away!
When danger reared its ugly head,
He bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly he chickened out.
Bravely taking to his feet
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
3 heads = more brains!
(http://badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead4.jpg)
More brains means more scannin'!
(http://fasterthantheworld.com/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)
Thats ok Anubis, Burt has your back against Tar Man anyhow...the brains are all yours now...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/burtbat.jpg)
(http://fightingstreet.com/folders/variousinfofolder/ripofffolder/glacius.jpg)
Tar man aint so fluid when he's a lil cooler now. is he?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Batman121_mr_zero.jpg)
(http://www.tennisworldcenter.com/images/Airflow5.jpg)
My dad had a neighbor in Florida with a wicked bat problem. After several exorbitant quotes from local pest control companies, the man decided to give his grand kids one of these each, and the promise of a dollar a bat.
All evening long, the only thing you could hear was the tell-tale "punngg" as the children brought down bat after bat.
The next day, the old guy had the racquets detuned.
End point is that bats and tennis racquets don't necessarily mix.
These grumpy elderly fellows want you to turn down that "racket".
(http://blueopossum.homestead.com/files/grumpyoldmen1.jpg)
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on September 03, 2007, 07:57:20 PM
More brains means more scannin'!
(http://fasterthantheworld.com/ScannersExplodingHead.gif)
scannin'?
(http://blog.scifi.com/tech/pics/total_recall_x-ray.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/270344xdGC_w.jpg)
Due to excessive scanning.
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 03, 2007, 03:42:01 PM
Maybe not as hip...but definitly shmaltzier ...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/paff1.jpg)
Puff the Magic Dragon, lived by the sea, inna blah blah sumthing or another in a land of whatevereeeee....!
Meet the real "puff the magic dragon"
(http://www.pieceuniquegallery.com/swanson/pix/DS6608_closeup.jpg)
Ha, tell that to the gremlin!
(http://www.iconsoffright.com/BehindTheMask/Twilight.jpg)
Gremlins eh, they shouldn't have fed this guy after midnight...
(http://img129.exs.cx/img129/5770/gizmo.jpg)
Not that gremlin. THIS one
(http://www.planethoustonamx.com/parts/amc_gremlin_sign.JPG)
Or THIS gremlin. The ONLY creature who could drive bugs bunny off his nut.
(http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0507/Ibugscartoonmage1.jpg)
Nice mallet. Can Mario borrow that?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Donkey_Kong_flier_cropped.png)
maybe with a little help...
(http://www.themushroomkingdom.net/mania/images/ss/ss_smbmovie-dvd_02.jpg)
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/1707/speedmoviepostervv1.jpg)
Howzat? Mr. Dennis Hopper. I thought so :twirl:
I wonder what is faster, your bus, or our sound?
(http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/9608/soundtriohr3.jpg)
(http://image.compusa.com/prodimages/0/fc1a1649-cc68-42f4-b0ce-cf3d7dc3293e.gif)
I got your number, bub. No pencil drawing is gonna bully me
I cannot be erased !!! :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/51W698PJMXL._SS500_-1-.jpg)
Mr. Squarepants, we're sorry to inform you that your home has been...well...renovated...
(http://www.npicenter.com/anm/articlefiles/12291-pineapple.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 07, 2007, 05:52:23 AM
Mr. Squarepants, we're sorry to inform you that your home has been...well...renovated...
(http://www.npicenter.com/anm/articlefiles/12291-pineapple.jpg)
hahahaha! +karma!
Quote from: KYGOTC on September 07, 2007, 10:23:52 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 07, 2007, 05:52:23 AM
Mr. Squarepants, we're sorry to inform you that your home has been...well...renovated...
(http://www.npicenter.com/anm/articlefiles/12291-pineapple.jpg)
hahahaha! +karma!
I gotta agree. You stumped me...for now.
I wonder if organic pineapple would make a good mix with this nautical-themed beverage:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/clamato_1.jpg)
Interesting drink...however it looks like it could use a good punch...
(http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs2/hawaiin03.jpg)
Have a beer...
(http://a203.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/107/l_09d2e7fa235242b0a68026adb59c4c32.jpg)
" Just a pinch...! In a flower....or-perhaps-in a glass of..... wine?"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/bela-1.jpg)
Do you tanqueray, a ha ha ha!
(http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3204/tony4jk.jpg)
(note to self, mention this in the the "tv commercials you hate" thread)
Some fornicating college kids should be able to take care of any alcohol on hand:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/mutilator/mutilator4.jpg)
Look at that, there are a couple of dearly departed bottles in the background.
Mrs. Voorhees hates fornicating youngers...they let her son drown while they made love...
(http://www.fridaythe13thfilms.com/media/figures/pamela4.jpg)
But fornication is so much fun...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/motelhell5.jpg)
My "toy" is bigger...
(http://www.nndb.com/people/931/000119574/linnea-quigley-2-sized.jpg)
(http://www.bmgevents.com/frederickburg/BigBoytoy2007/Images/Big%20boy%20toy%20logo_WEB.gif)
Putcho money where yo mouf is there big fella.
No time for stage fright now
ok...game on Izzy if you think you can hang with the "big boys"... :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/BigBoyLogo.png)
Big Boy take out
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/82.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 08, 2007, 08:18:49 AM
ok...game on Izzy if you think you can hang with the "big boys"... :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/BigBoyLogo.png)
:teddyr:I need a mailing address for you. I saw like a 60's era dust collector thing of this guy in a flea market yesterday. He just became yours.
Quote from: DENNIS on September 08, 2007, 10:10:47 AM
Big Boy take out
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/82.jpg)
waddahellizzat?
This HOST reminds you to have your giant mutant amphibian monsters spayed or neutered.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/PC3.jpg)
Prepare to be SPADE, NUDDERED, AND THEN SOME, you SONUVABEECH!!
(http://www.geocities.com/murphy_brown_00/cerberus.jpg)
(http://www.mccullohantiques.com/pict1949.jpg)
courtesy of Umbrella Corp
If there is one person more than capable of taming that pan its...
(http://www.pbs.org/juliachild/images/julia_fish.jpg)
Bon Appetite!
I actually saw the episode where she spit up her escargot. So, the only thing to tame Dame Julia should naturally be
(http://www.royalmountaininn.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/escargot.jpg)
Julia has called in reinforcements...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b1/Iron_Chef.JPG)
"That's one of them hard shell peppercorns!"
I'd take this award winning food family over the Iron Chefs in a fight any day...
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/tcm2.jpg)
Thank you for the invite but I'm in the mood for something a little light for dinner...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/POSTER_-_MOTEL_HELL.jpg)
It may take all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters, but what about when the critters fight back... and form the ULTIMATE CRITTER BALL!
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/241178.1010.A.jpg)
(http://www.kenneth-branagh.com/images/tmann2.jpg)
His kind got your critters
By the power of the gods, Thor's hair is mighty! Mightier than thine mullet from the stars!
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/rocknrollnightmare7a.jpg)
... and yes, I intentionally used the most explicit "leather studded heavy metal codpiece" pic I could find.
Worse than this one?
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000003BHD.01._SCMZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
Your pic didnt work, so I cant tell
No...this one...
(http://www.angryb.com/images/codpiece.jpg)
Here's a real cod piece.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Leviathan.gif)
I got just the bait to catch that fishy fiend...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/110345834_c4d3e4a6ca.jpg)
Be careful when you fish, you might catch something you don't really want.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/nessb.jpg)
Beware the other terrors of the 7 seas...if you hear them sing you'll be stuck on their island forever...
(http://www.dvdworldonline.com/images/Sirens_DVD.jpg)
(what was this movie about aside Elle getting nekked?)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Splash_ver2.jpg)
A vengeful whale is a lot meaner than a mermaid...
(http://www.qwipster.net/orca.jpg)
And who better to handle a killer whale than:
(http://www.e-pix.com/ArtMuseum/Capt.Ahab.jpg)
"I hates that whale..."
captain Ahab would have a problem with this ocean dweller.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/AbyssET.jpg)
Tom and Tub have a virtually invincible monster of the sea that will waste the Abyss creature and Captain Ahab. Geranimoby!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/MobyDick.JPG)
How good is your whale when there's no water?
(http://pleatedstructures.com/other/graphics/flexible_straws.jpg)
Dont ask me why, because i have no idea, but for some reason this seems apropriate for this. Again, no idea why.
(http://www.harpercollinschildrens.com/harperchildrens/harperchildrensimages/isbn/large/8/9780064433068.jpg)
These two will take care of any problem
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9408/gunchicksfj8.jpg)
Chickenhawk like baby chicks...
(http://a388.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_959aba4004760902e660a0bea8739c53.jpg)
Dar needs a new hawk:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/beastmaster/beastmaster4.jpg)
Perhaps this guy can help you...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8d/HarveyBirdmanTitle.png)
Harvey, meet Prince Vultan, notice that's not a briefcase in his hand.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/page0_blog_entry18_1.jpg)
whereas this Hawk will slay you
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/sings/hawk/hawk-himself.jpg)
Lets duel shall we?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/Link_LOZ_with_items.png)
Link might have a tough time with this hombre (unless he has a Luger hidden among all that stuff):
(http://badmovies.org/movies/wizards/wizards2.jpg)
He may not have a luger, but Gandalf just arrived with something a bit better in his cart...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/gandalf.jpg)
I don't know about Gandalf, but all I am saying is give Peace a chance...
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51HHKV09Z0L._SS500_.jpg)
Gandalf, meet the doctor.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dr_strange_the_oath_1.jpg)
Anubis, can only see a red x, so I went after Gandalf.
Doctor Strange, your chest seems to be bleeding! I shure hope a certian monster from PITCH BLACK that can smell blood doesnt find you!
(http://www.remotecentral.com/dvd/pitchblack-4.jpg)
Creature, Riddick would like to talk to you...
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Chronicles_Riddick_handcuffs_L.jpg)
Bullitt would like to take you downtown for interogation
\(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=61734&rendTypeId=4)
Ha! Bullitt is no match for Zigesfeld (the henchman with a robotic hand from If Looks Could Kill).
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/zigesfeld.jpg)
Doesn't he look like a cross between Sam Waterson and Crispin Glover....?
Her robotic arm is much more devastating...and she is much better looking...
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/9/90/Terminatrix.jpg)
We see what a robotic arm and good looks got her.
(http://www.icicom.up.pt/blog/take2/bloodrayne-poster.jpg)
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 12, 2007, 11:35:23 AM
We see what a robotic arm and good looks got her.
(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2006_BloodRayne/2006_bloodrayne_wallpaper_001.jpg)
My attention? :bouncegiggle:
She is no match against the one man who can kill any video game character or franchise...
(http://www.igniq.com/images/uwe_boll_170805.jpg)
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooll!
Boll's work is mediocre at worst!
(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/3678/lattlftrimawirtwherethexp7.jpg)
Let's see if he can survive Davids Latt and Rimawi!
(http://images.tomshardware.com/2006/08/03/charles_band/charlesband.jpg)
Charles Band joins the fight of lousy directors/producers...
I see your Charles Band and raise you Golan and Globus
(http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_04_img1491.jpg)
I call.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Large-Jay-and-silent-bob.jpg)
Countered not by just Ed Wood, but by transvestite Ed Wood:
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/499/wood02aks2.th.jpg) (http://img407.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wood02aks2.jpg)
Must I bring up Mr. Corman...
(http://www.tv-wire.com/images/Roger_Corman.jpg)
(http://www.dick-blick.com/items/449/58/44958-1007-2ww-m.jpg)
Have some lacquer thinner
Quote from: flackbait on September 12, 2007, 09:42:37 AM
Bullitt would like to take you downtown for interogation
\(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=61734&rendTypeId=4)
Mr. McQueen!!
(http://static.flickr.com/65/184649688_8288c5465f_o.jpg)
Quote from: Caronte on September 13, 2007, 05:15:20 PM
Quote from: flackbait on September 12, 2007, 09:42:37 AM
Bullitt would like to take you downtown for interogation
\(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=61734&rendTypeId=4)
Mr. McQueen!!
(http://static.flickr.com/65/184649688_8288c5465f_o.jpg)
I'm guessing that was to honer steve mcqueen that they named the character like that.
Quote from: flackbait on September 13, 2007, 01:41:39 PM
(http://www.dick-blick.com/items/449/58/44958-1007-2ww-m.jpg)
Have some lacquer thinner
(http://www.1ofakindstuff.com/products/GiantLighter2.jpg)
Highly flammable, huh? FWOOOSH!!!
Quote from: flackbait on September 13, 2007, 05:37:19 PM
Quote from: Caronte on September 13, 2007, 05:15:20 PM
Quote from: flackbait on September 12, 2007, 09:42:37 AM
Bullitt would like to take you downtown for interogation
\(http://cache.eb.com/eb/image?id=61734&rendTypeId=4)
Mr. McQueen!!
(http://static.flickr.com/65/184649688_8288c5465f_o.jpg)
I'm guessing that was to honer steve mcqueen that they named the character like that.
Yes, from "bullit", and the great car he drives...
do you need fire?
(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0362120/lighter.jpg)
Quote from: Kooshmeister on September 14, 2007, 04:19:27 AM
Quote from: flackbait on September 13, 2007, 01:41:39 PM
(http://www.dick-blick.com/items/449/58/44958-1007-2ww-m.jpg)
Have some lacquer thinner
(http://www.1ofakindstuff.com/products/GiantLighter2.jpg)
Highly flammable, huh? FWOOOSH!!!
Whoah! Thats a big lighter.
Old Rip is know for being rather...um..."flam"boyant...
(http://www.nndb.com/people/778/000023709/17.jpg)
Love old Rip...but here's a fellow who is even more of a flamer:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Htorch.PNG)
(http://423smith.com/wp-content/firehydrant8.jpg)
Simmer down there hot stuff
I'd say this beats a hydrant
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/cdncollar/cdnboo.jpg)
For your dog...and any other. Clifford, Marmaduke...you aint so bad.
(http://www.artwiredmedia.com/elements/tiger.jpg)
Nice cat...the Werewolf can skin it and have Dr. Jekyll cook it up on the grill...
(http://covers.dvd.img.compricer.com/5/23235.png)
A man (doctor or werewolf) is a fool for a pretty woman.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/werewolfwoman.jpg)
Quote from: DENNIS on September 15, 2007, 09:24:52 AM
A man (doctor or werewolf) is a fool for a pretty woman.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/werewolfwoman.jpg)
(http://www.zianet.com/cdrmom/LF/Chocolate/box-chocolates.gif)
You got nothin, wise guy. :tongueout:
Ha! Good one Izzy! Although you may need double the chocolate, its "that time of the month" for the Werewolf Woman...
(http://www.freegrabber.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/tampax.jpg)
Looks like the exploits of Herbert West lead to way more blood than your average tampon can absorb...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Re-Animator/re-animator_melvin05.jpg)
""the blood is the life,Mr.Kooshmiester! So quit wasting it,and let me at it...ya shmuck!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-46.jpg)
Oh Dracy, Dracy, Dracy. When will you ever learn?
(http://www.herbdatanz.com/GarlicCJ.jpg)
This could use a little garlic...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/0b8bbd1195047ace85cdf085aefd0661-1.jpg)
(yeah...I used it before...eh!)
Hillbilly cannibals beware!
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/gtexaschainsaw2.jpg)
But once you kill redneck cannibals, they become...
(http://www.terrorzone.com.au/images/redneckzombies.jpg)
And we remember what ultimately happened to Mr. Hopper and his ivory tower in Land of the Dead, right? :tongueout:
Alice doesn't mind zombies...she welcomes them...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Alice_in_the_hive_enter.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 16, 2007, 01:52:29 PM
Alice doesn't mind zombies...she welcomes them...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Alice_in_the_hive_enter.jpg)
See, the funny thing is that I want to post a picture of myself here, because I sure would like to have a go at Milla and see who comes out on top.
How to beat Andrew? Any movie with a (http://www.badmovies.org/common/skull.gif)
Such as:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/swhs/swhs2.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on September 16, 2007, 03:28:08 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 16, 2007, 01:52:29 PM
Alice doesn't mind zombies...she welcomes them...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Alice_in_the_hive_enter.jpg)
See, the funny thing is that I want to post a picture of myself here, because I sure would like to have a go at Milla and see who comes out on top.
Now thats a reponse! :thumbup: karma
As for the Wookie, with all that fur I think they'd hate to see this...
(http://www.everbe.com/Products/Toiletries/razor.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on September 16, 2007, 03:28:08 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 16, 2007, 01:52:29 PM
Alice doesn't mind zombies...she welcomes them...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Alice_in_the_hive_enter.jpg)
See, the funny thing is that I want to post a picture of myself here, because I sure would like to have a go at Milla and see who comes out on top.
You're treading dangerously close to finding yourself removed from my holiday greeting card list.
That's my next ex-wife you're talking about/drooling over, there bub.
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 16, 2007, 05:20:44 PM
You're treading dangerously close to finding yourself removed from my holiday greeting card list.
That's my next ex-wife you're talking about/drooling over, there bub.
She
is a female version of Henry VIII when you get down to it. How many husbands has she had now?
(You can marry her. I don't need to marry her for what I have in mind, despite the Catholic Church's stance.)
And I realize that Ulthar was being kind. If he really wanted to beat me down, that movie would have been "The Trial of Billy Jack."
I realize that I should try to beat the straight razor, so try and shave this:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/thingstocome/thingstocome7.jpg)
How close a shave you want...?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/basilrathbone15.jpg)
Not that close please, we need these beards for effect...
(http://www.epguides.com/LifeandTimesofGrizzlyAdams/cast.jpg)
those aren't beards.
THESE are beards
(http://www.vari-lite.com/clientuploads/rpd_graphics/backstage/zz-top-2005.jpg)
The little old band from Texas was right...every girl is crazy for a sharp dressed man...
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/kultur/2002/09/25/hannibal2.jpg)
Quote from: Andrew on September 16, 2007, 05:28:59 PM
And I realize that Ulthar was being kind. If he really wanted to beat me down, that movie would have been "The Trial of Billy Jack."
:teddyr: :teddyr: :teddyr:
I used Billy Jack before....at the very begining of the war. Just thought I'd go for variety.
The 'Original American Psycho'...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-47.jpg)
There was the Cleveland Torso Murderer, and of course, the Black Dahlia killer, neither case, er, cases have been solved... :question:
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SEVERED.jpg)
Lucie Arnaz played the "Black Dahlia" (Elizabeth Short) in a nearly forgotten 1975 TV movie... kind of look alike don't they?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/LucieArnaz88cropped.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on September 17, 2007, 11:03:19 PM
There was the Cleveland Torso Murderer, and of course, the Black Dahlia killer, neither case, er, cases have been solved... :question:
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/SEVERED.jpg)
Lucie Arnaz played the "Black Dahlia" (Elizabeth Short) in a nearly forgotten 1975 TV movie... kind of look alike don't they?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/LucieArnaz88cropped.jpg)
Actually, Sherilyn Fenn looks like her
(http://www.prairieghosts.com/beth_full.jpg)(http://www.thefakelife.com/blog/uploaded_images/Pinup4SherilynFennBIG.jpg)
Nah... howzabout this one???
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/JoanCrawfordByYousufKarsh.jpg)
(http://www.prairieghosts.com/beth_full.jpg)[img]
Soooo...do I have to fight a mess 'o' Black Dahlia clones?
Guess I gotta call in the troops....!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/drgoldfootgirlbombsOS.jpg)
All them Dear Dead Dahlias and girl bombs could only lead to:
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q95/Dracattack/movie%20posters/boris%20karloff/ghost_invisible_bikini_mp.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/MOUSE.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/mousetrap.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/German_Monopoly_board_in_the_middle_of_a_game.jpg)
Touche! Karma for you, Allhallowsday!
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39972000/jpg/_39972966_trumpgame2.jpg)
Gotcha again
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/mr-burns-wallpaper.gif)
Well, we all remember who Mr. Burns' deadliest enemy was...
(http://www3.vjc.edu/academics/students/julius_eng212/leadore/images/maggie.jpg)
VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!
(http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/stewiegriffin.png)
"Get in my belly!"
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/FB.jpg)
Excuse me as I resort back to The Simpsons. I'll match your angry Scot with mine....
(http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/6/B/willie.jpg)
Your angry Scot has nothing on my evil Mandarian....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vengeancefu.jpg)
My Chinaman against yours.
Who ya got?
(http://www.jkd.com.au/images/Lee%2001.jpg)
Bruce Lee cannot stand up to THIS man!
(http://gamedropblog.mtv.com/wp-content/migration/images/stevenseagal_1280.jpg)
And neither can Chuck Norris in case y'all were planning something...
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on September 19, 2007, 05:42:12 PM
Bruce Lee cannot stand up to THIS man!
(http://gamedropblog.mtv.com/wp-content/migration/images/stevenseagal_1280.jpg)
And neither can Chuck Norris in case y'all were planning something...
OK, put the crack pipe down and slowly back away. The only way Bruce or Chuck couldn't stand up to ol' chunky butt here is if he was rolling down a hill at them.
Hell, He can't even stand under his own weight.
BUT, in keeping with the thread...Lessee Steve hold up against THIS:
(http://www.thefileroom.org/images/image49.gif)
Rosanne can stand to drop a few pounds....!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/ebsfamousmonsters90.jpg)
In order to neutralize an acid, you need a good base.
Kinda like this:
(http://nebraskanep.unl.edu/nep/UserFiles/Image/milk%20carton.bmp)
Well...not my favorite drink...but if I add this...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/count20chocula20original20box.jpg)
You should have kept your enemies closer Count...your friends are rebelling against you...
(http://theimaginaryworld.com/box708.jpg)(http://theimaginaryworld.com/tic569.jpg)
this guy can fit all three boxes in at one time
(http://www.maxillofacialcenter.com/JOPM99/brief_review/bigmouth.jpg)
Consider your cereal eaten
The Dentist is in... insane that is! Let him at those choppers!
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51SGTRXD3WL._SS500_.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/JAWS.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/BigG.jpg)
How's it feel to have all the oxygen stolen from your body, lizard boy?
(http://www.scifijapan.com/BFI%20Reviews/05.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/red-blue-glasses.jpg)
hahaha, kudos for that one AC!
"I don't get this 3-D crap at all. Everything just looks blue! What the f*ck?!"
As far as eyes go, the power of 3-D cannot hold up to... the Attack of the the Eye Creatures!
(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/eyecreature03.jpg)
My eye creature's bigger than yours.
(http://irafm.osu.cz/antonin/images/blackbea.jpg)
"It's the legendary black beast of aaaaaarrrghhhh!"
I stomp on your Beast of AAArrrggghhhh
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2005/06/21/montypython_wideweb__430x266.jpg)
You've been infected my friend...
(http://www.cartoonbrew.com/archives/lamisil.jpg)
R.N. Annie Wilkes has a fairly extreme treatment for toenail fungus:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/user-5103086_1176862098.jpg)
But has she got a cure for heartburn?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/Jeepers%20Creepers/jeepers_creepers_officer03.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Natural_Cork_Stopper.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1f/Grape-Shot.jpg)
(http://www.diamondsgifts.com/images/diamond-ring-round-white.jpg)
Consider your red headed floozie trumped
Ha! That diamond ring is bupkis compared to this guy:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/SWAT%20Kats/Chaos%20in%20Crystal/crystal101.jpg)
Any guy who can turn whatever he touches to gorgeous, sparkling crystal is a woman's best friend.
....'course, he turns people to crystal too, but like the Joker says, you can't make an omelette without breakin' some eggs!
If I remember correctly, these guys had your guy's number.
If it's the wrong show, they still got his number. :tongueout: NYAH!!
(http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/busted/images/051129/herculoids.jpg)
Ha! The Herculoids are but a footnote in Hanna-Barbera history.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/Flintstone-family.jpg)
Judge Doom knows what to do with toons...
(http://www.facua.org/persuasoresocultos/fotos/rogerrabbit.jpg)
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 20, 2007, 10:55:25 PM
If I remember correctly, these guys had your guy's number.
If it's the wrong show, they still got his number. :tongueout: NYAH!!
Close, he's actually from an episode of SWAT Kats, however, yeah, the Herculoids could kick his ass.
Sigmund the friendly sea monster is cartoonISH, BUT NOT A CARTOON AT ALL! Judge Doom doesnt know what to do! "GAH! CONFUSION!" says he!
(http://www.albany.net/~genxtv/sig3.gif)
It looks like he is the love child of one of these guys...
(http://www.budget-t.com/snapupload/general/FruitGuys-150.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 21, 2007, 11:31:10 AM
It looks like he is the love child of one of these guys...
(http://www.budget-t.com/snapupload/general/FruitGuys-150.jpg)
(http://lamar.colostate.edu/~hillger/products/arizona-punch.jpg)
PWNT
Arizona fruit punch, meet Tennessee sour mash
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/jack_daniels.jpg)
Take warning from the wise Herschell Gordon Lewis:
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51FBQ9S4YPL._SS500_.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/britney_spears1_300_400.jpg)
She lip syncs a lot but not more than these guys...
(http://www.zene.net/pictures/pop/milli_vanilli_14_3581.jpg)
(Karma for you Andy C on that last response by the way :thumbup: :bouncegiggle:)
Oh, crappy flash-in-the-pans abounded in those days, my friend.
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/vanillaice.jpg)
(Glad you liked Britney. Was expecting a drunken bimbo battle royale. Milli Vanilli caught me off guard)
Indeed the 90s were filled with one hit wonders. A few soup (s) of the day come to mind...
(http://www.notinaday.com/images/kidnplay.jpg)
There is but one answer to the head toppers of misters Kid and Play...
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/SweeneyTodd.jpg)
I was going to go with the Johnny Depp teaser poster image, but I figured this one would be preferred for our friend Raff. :wink:
Here's the Orignal Demon Barber of Fleet Street hisself...the Great...Tod Slaughter!!! (that's him on the right doing the smothering!)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/slaugh1.jpg)
There can be only one Slaughter... and I ain't talking about Murray! :teddyr:
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/sarge1.jpg)
In response to the bad 90s POP some great bad 80s POP
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/CultureClub.jpg)
I think we had a variation of this pic before, but it seems apropos, and this film's albout "slaughter":
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/POSTER_-_MOTEL_HELL.jpg)
Who likes sausage? Btw, I think MOTEL HELL is a HELLUVA good cheese, er, FILM :teddyr: !!!
This town ain't big enough for two homicidal motel owners
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/psycho1.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Barbarella23.jpg)
Tony...? Tony why are you looking at me like that? C'mon we made TALL STORY together...
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/raquelwelsh.jpg)
(http://www.cylon.org/images/babes/cababe001web.jpg)
ALL MUST BOW TO SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vengeanceSheOS.jpg)
"Hey baby, what's happening"
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/captain-kirk.jpg)
(http://www.niatu.net/transfictiontrek/images/st_vii_soral_kirk_picard.jpg)
Ok...drop the zip gun,Malcolm!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/architect.jpg)
(http://amine.laggoune.free.fr/58%20mars%20attacks%20.jpg)
Ack ack ack
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/TIE.jpg)
Hey human bully, leave the eye poking to the experts...
(http://home.neo.rr.com/grizzly/images/stooges.gif)
Those knuckleheads knuckle under the threat of low-rent lycanthrope Lupe the Wolf Man:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/idle4.jpg)
Sorry for your Wolfman, the Stooges have gone robotic...
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/r/robostug.jpg)
Robots shmobots.
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Pfilm417830082424.jpg)
Nizzzzzze Mustache
(http://users.drew.edu/ssood/BORAT.jpg)
Either he's dead or my watch has stopped...!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/Grouchomarxpromophoto.jpg)
Groucho, meet Grouch! :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.poster.net/anonymous/anonymous-oscar-the-grouch-9911776.jpg)
Well, I've used this one before, but if you've got to beat a fuzzy green grouchy guy with a fuzzy green grouchy guy, you cannot go wrong with:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/grinch.jpg)
Which, I might add, my 2 yo son's two favorite stuffed animals are BOTH fuzzy green grouchy guys: one is the Grinch himself, and the other is a stuffed Tyrannosaurus Rex. :teddyr:
The man who destroyed the Grinch
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/ronhoward.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on September 23, 2007, 05:41:46 AM
The man who destroyed the Grinch
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/ronhoward.jpg)
I walked right into that one!! :teddyr:
Wherever Ron is, you know "someone" isn't too far behind...
(http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/one-man-halloween/clint-howard.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on September 23, 2007, 05:41:46 AM
The man who destroyed the Grinch
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/ronhoward.jpg)
THANK YOU! As long as he is still making movies, there will be no more happy days!
Hmmmmm....what to put up against Clint. It's tough.
Lots of successful people have a weird little brother. How about.......
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/mikey.jpg)
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/8/89/250px-M60andsoldierwithammoinnam.jpg)
oh yeaaaah! bring it on baby!
(http://www.businessinnovationinsider.com/Rambo.jpg)
Aaaadaamm Wwweeeesstt
(http://www.meekermuseum.com/adamwest.jpg)
Don't hassle the 'Hoff!
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/David40.jpg)
One can easily hassle the Hoff, simply bring up this picture...
(http://twoday.net/static/gizzy/images/hasselhoff_gay_lol.jpg)
Note: I'm so sorry you have to intake such a visual audacity but if I had to see it, others must feel my pain. :teddyr:
Disturbing, but easily rectified
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/MT186.jpg)
Ol' Goliath here can handle Hoff, his robe, and his snooty car
(http://www.v8cars.hu/forumimages/45ccaadee23a4.jpg)
The good book says "Thall shall not destroy The Hoff"...
(http://products.priceclash.co.uk/images/nodrop/220/B00003G1FR/dvds/davey-and-goliath.jpg)
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/f/f/4/ff4e03a98ebba905a299810eae82f8a9.jpg)
Your claymation guys could take a lesson or two from mine
Davey, Goliath and Mr. Bill are about to be PWNED from above!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/satan.jpg)
"Pleased to meet you. Hope you guessed my name." *ZAP!*
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/marktwain1.jpg)
"Travel has no longer any charm for me.
I've seen all the foreign countries I care to see except for Heaven and Hell,
and I have only a vague curiosity as concerns one of those."
(http://www.jeffreykishner.com/movies/uploaded_images/w-g-wave-1024-723397.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Ca_raisins.jpg)
(http://www.pisitoenmadrid.com/images/padre%20de%20familia/bscap0002-300.jpg)
(http://www.liedjesland.com/Liedjes/tv_tunes/Teletubbies/TeletubbiesZon.jpg)
Admittedly not quite as Hideous as that Teletubbies Sun Baby, but Hideous nevertheless:
(http://www.horror-wood.com/clarke2.jpg)
(http://members.fortunecity.com/classics1/xtheeliminator4.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ad/Rooster.jpg)
(http://www.tiersmart.com/info/kfc/images/logo1.jpg)
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/touchstone_pictures/the_waterboy/adam_sandler/guide1.jpg)
(http://mytvmusings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/bob-barker.jpg)
The price is WRONG...B|tch
"Hello cutie pie. One of us is in big trouble."
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/killian.jpg)
SURVEY SAYS!
(http://www.katymae.com/ff/Graphics/oldboard.jpg)
(http://beyondrivalry.blogspirit.com/images/medium_hatfieldsmccoys.jpg)
Did someone say feud?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/st3-klingons.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Sjff_03_img1147.jpg)
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/200px-UnknownComic.jpg)
(http://www.motorcityconventions.com/motor_city_comic_con/guests100x125/robertzdar.jpg)
Robert Z'Dar need I say more?
That guys looks a little tubby. Probobly wouldnt be able to do much skankin'.....
(http://www.timelesstracks.com/acatalog/ska_riffs_large.jpg)
Quote from: the guyver on September 25, 2007, 09:13:15 PM
(http://www.motorcityconventions.com/motor_city_comic_con/guests100x125/robertzdar.jpg)
Robert Z'Dar need I say more?
Ha! Good one. Try getting a bag over that. :bouncegiggle:
Ska? Heavy metal, baby!
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/slash.jpg)
(http://www.recordresearch.com/Album_Photos/images/Spinal%20Tap.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d154/jamesosey/manowar-fighting_the_world.jpg)
I actually like Manowar, but some of their covers are a bit comical
OLD AND DRIED OUT!!!!
(http://www.criticalmiami.com/images/402.jpg)
Manowars look like Jelly, add peanut butter and you know what "time" it is...
(http://www.freepiecoupon.com/images/banana.jpg)
Hmmmm, what beats a banana? How about this?
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/splits.jpg)
Hmmmmm. People in bad costumes....Aha!
(http://londonist.com/attachments/sizemore/meet_the_feebles.jpg)
"Oh, Bletch!"
Gotcha back
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/518D5JBYD0L._AA240_.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/StatlerAndWaldorf.jpg)
Statler: You guys aren't half bad.
Waldorf: Nope, you're all bad!
Both: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ho ho ho!!!
Keep laughing guys. You ain't gettin' any younger.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Det_Sjunde_Inseglet_Death.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on September 27, 2007, 11:01:25 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/StatlerAndWaldorf.jpg)
Statler: You guys aren't half bad.
Waldorf: Nope, you're all bad!
Both: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ho ho ho!!!
HO very nice!
(http://cours.cegep-st-jerome.qc.ca/530-gjb-p.l/images/Cushing2.jpg)
"Ha, I defy you, Death!"
Try the salmon mousse...
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/vii-i-am.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/e5/Mr_Creosote.PNG/300px-Mr_Creosote.PNG)
Thanks, but I've had enough
Try this. It's only wafer thin."
(https://www.candydirect.com/html/cleanimages/mints/after8.jpg)
we all know what follows, exploding guts...
(http://www.stephen-king.ch/images/day_of_the_dead.jpg)
You're gonna need a "Bucket"...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/20041119.jpg)
"It's Bu-que'!"
Get me that..."bouquet...!!"
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/life/vi-vomit.jpg)
"Stop that! Stop that! Silly!"
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Graham_Chapman_Colonel.jpg)
and now for something completly different
(http://www.tinymeat.com/img/blog/completelydifferent.jpg)
Dr. Frank N Furter is a bit different...
(http://bilder.vgb.no/9732/img_457f13da42066.jpg)
Here's another sweet transvestite
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m6/glen-or-glenda-e.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Mrs._Doubtfire.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Andy C, Darksider, Flackbait... :thumbup:
(http://www.carnali.com/images/stories/Tootsie.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/d7/Ishtar_1987_film_poster.jpg/431px-Ishtar_1987_film_poster.jpg)
Consider yourself trumped :wink:
(http://www.artofsmoking.com/camel-pilot.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-51.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on September 29, 2007, 07:54:50 AM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-51.jpg)
Karma! :bouncegiggle: Is that from Wacky Packages?
I don't know...I just found it stumbling around yahoo image search.... :question:
(http://www.wastingmytime.net/e107v616/e107_images/newspost_images/camel_toe_cup1.jpg)
Camel toes, since the 80s they're not just for girls anymore...
(http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/main/images/david_lee_roth_.jpg)
Here's one for the ladies...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/dick_cheney.jpg)
At least we now know the location of at least one weapon of mass destruction.
(That's dam scary!!!)
Well-the Joker can beat-uh-that-ha...HA_HAHAHAHA! MAYBE NOT! HAHAH!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/batman06.jpg)
Nobody can beat this bulge....
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/pants.jpg)
Image quality isn't great, but here's a link to the video on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ZMSj_IRh0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ZMSj_IRh0)
You better let this girl have one of those tissues...
(http://www.rit.edu/~andpph/photofile-c/sneeze-k-17.jpg)
(http://www.imageout.org/legacy/1998/images/ambiguously_gay_duo_5_1.jpg)
Who uses tissues?! :buggedout:
(http://images.art.com/images/-/Batman-Robin--B10045332.jpeg)
OK-you Confused Crusaders!!! Sh!t or get off the pot!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/iwantOS.jpg)
(http://www.facets.org/images/ed%20wood%20box.gif)
(http://www.impawards.com/1982/posters/victor_victoria.jpg)
Victor Victoria? James Garner needs more macho company.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Jimmy_angel_rocky.JPG)
How about steve McQueen, Richard Attenborough and Charles Bronson?
(http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/G/posters/dfmp_0204_great_escape_1963.jpg)
As I recall, the Nazis caught Garner, Attenborough and McQueen. Just ask Karl-Otto here.
(http://www.philben.net/images/blog/KellysHeroes5.jpg)
"Your arms....up!"
Sorry, couldn't find a good shot of him in a Nazi uniform. Ironic, isn't it?
The Captain don't take too kindly to no goose-steppin' Nazi scum!
(http://www.monitorduty.com/mdarchives/cap1.jpg)
Guys, no matter what we in America think, we're not kings of the planet.
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2006/04/22/arts/ted.span.jpg)
(How introsightful!)
Lousy pinko commie meathead.
(http://www.tmalliance.com/uploads/006457/archie2.jpg)
Who you callin a meathead, honkie?
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_AMER/JEF504~The-Jeffersons-George-Posters.jpg)
I was hoping yo fight back against Andy's pic with a screen shot of the hippies riding the giant praying mantis in the Party Posse episode of the Simpsons, but sadly I was unable to find one on the internet and I don't have season 12 on DVD... :bluesad:
Kudos to KY for everyone's favorite dry cleaner though. Movin' on up! :thumbup:
Quote from: KYGOTC on October 02, 2007, 06:03:52 PM
Who you callin a meathead, honkie?
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/TEE_AMER/JEF504~The-Jeffersons-George-Posters.jpg)
Honkie if you love Jeebus! "AMEN!'
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/c1c32fcb.jpg)
(yeah...I know...I'm so ashamed....)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/image.jpg)
"What do you think of Lugosi as Jesus, Gracie?"
"Oh, You!"
Quote from: Raffine on October 03, 2007, 12:15:12 AM
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/image.jpg)
"What do you think of Lugosi as Jesus, Gracie?"
"Oh, You!"
Touche! :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/BobHopegettingOscar.jpg)
"I lived over a week longer than you did, Burns"
...this shmuck is still out their somewhere.....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-53.jpg)
he's not the most annoying person MTV ever gave a career start to...
(http://www.hiponline.com/artist/music/c/camp_jesse/jesse_camp-bio_tile.jpg)
You want annoying? You can't handle annoying!
(http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/8410/carrotjuicedru0.jpg)
And worse still, now he can kick your ass!
(http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Labyrinth/7351/Space_Ghost_C_To_C.jpg)
The one ghost who hates Carrot Top more than me........
Just as an amusing side note, the blog where I found the Carrot Top photo suggested that with his buff bod, he should change his name to Butterface :bouncegiggle:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/andymerrill2-brak.jpg)
I can beat Spaceghost!
You know I can!
'Cause he's real stupid
And smells like some stinky garbage!
Yeah!
Quote from: AndyC on October 03, 2007, 10:37:26 AM
Just as an amusing side note, the blog where I found the Carrot Top photo suggested that with his buff bod, he should change his name to Butterface :bouncegiggle:
DISTURBING CARROT TOP SIGHTING #1,273
A friend of mine swears he was propositioned by Carrot Top in an adult bookstore a few years ago. Carrot Top
was in town performing at a local comedy(?) club at the time, so this detail adds a layer of truthiness to the sighting.
STATUS: UNCONFIRMED
Zorak is the far better villain...
(http://scout.rustedmagick.com/zorak.gif)
Note about Carrot Top: A friend of mine knew someone that was a waitress. It turns out that Carrot Top supposedly was one of her tables. She hated him to begin with so the entire service she refused to laugh at any jokes or acknowledge him as Carrot Top.
Giant biped preying mantis? No problem.
(http://www.newlincreative.com/orkin_man.jpg)
Try beatin' this bug!
(http://www.theboxset.com/images/reviewcaptures/1697cap008.jpg)
ent got DEM JAWZ!!
(http://images.wikia.com/illogicopedia/images/e/e4/Camel-spider-fly-tying.jpg)
Egads! What the hell is that?
Oh well, Lanny McDonald will scare him off.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/455502371_c070b53bee.jpg?v=0)
Ha -HA!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-54.jpg)
Rollie Fingers...pitcher and professional mustache curler...
(http://espn.go.com/i/page2/photos/040414fingers.jpg)
"Not only do I have more facial hair, my bowels are immaculate!"
(http://lifestylelaboratory.com/images/jhk_portrait_unfinished_fla.jpg)
...yummy too!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-55.jpg)
Of course, not even the cannibals survived the.....Robot Holocaust.
(http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Phil/robotholocaustfront.jpg)
Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
(http://i.afterdawn.com/albums/Styx_KWH.jpg)
This guy made it across the Styx
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/25/200px-Odyssey_NBC.jpg)
Didn't this guy
(http://www.biggeststars.com/imgcontent/galleries/STAR579/nick-nolte-10231.jpeg)
blow up old Odysseus on his boat that one time?
Quote from: RCMerchant on October 03, 2007, 07:06:27 PM
...yummy too!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-55.jpg)
Heh, notice how it says, "Available at all
GOOD video dealers".
QuoteHeh, notice how it says, "Available at all GOOD video dealers".
That's the place for all your BETA needs.
And what the heck is/was VCC format? Was that those big video discs from the late 70's that would skip and get stuck just like vinyl records?
Sounds like a good time.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/videos/drv100/v156/v15667gragj.jpg)
That guy is just a beginner compared to the original
(http://www.cofc.edu/desade/deSade5a.GIF)
(http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/6132/morlockeyesnm0.jpg)
Morlocks!
(http://www.hulklibrary.com/hulk/images/photos/lou-as-the-hulk.jpg)
QuoteEDIT BY ANDREW: I'm sorry, I had to remove this one.
Andrew is powerful, but can he stand up to Squirrel hunter Odinn7?
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b170/odinn7/pic4.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nukehighsub/nukehighsub8.jpg)
QuoteEDIT BY ANDREW: I'm sorry, I had to remove this one.
Yeah, I was kind of torn about whether to post that. Thought I'd take a chance.
(http://www.zombiejuice.com/zmovies/graphics/da_ratmonkey.jpg)
(http://badmovies.org/movies/deadalive/deadalive8.jpg)
This mother can beat up Lionel's mother...
(http://www.cinemarts.com/itemimages/item_1789_1.jpg)
But not Ma Bates
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Bateshower.jpg)
Here comes mother now...
(http://kisscut.net/captures/cd/carrie4/carr-24-26%2035.jpg)
all moms have nothing against mothers who will eat their young...
(http://www.horrormovies.com/images/FleshEatingMothers.jpg)
Here's a real mother...
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/wickedMOTHER.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/00bloodymamains.jpg)
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00000JGHR.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
F#ck with the best...die like the rest...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-57.jpg)
your serial killer crumbles before this "cereal" killer...
(http://www.fiveforksmiddleschool.org/Monya_web/Sandra_Lindsey_Jessica/cereal.jpg)
note: I recall this being rather disturbing on the pallet...
Here's the worst mother of them all, Bette Davis' screen mom, who can take on MR T. As they wrote about Leona Helmsley: Rhymes with rich:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/Gladys_Cooper_in_Now_Voyager_trailer.jpg)
Gladys lets read a nice bedtime story shall we...
(http://g-images.amazon.com/images/G/01/ciu/ea/66/c1084310fca019b403363010._AA240_.L.jpg)
no THIS is the worst mother of all time!!! :wink:
(http://www.durante-vita.net/images/blog_dv/2006_05/britney_stumble.jpg)
Here she comes to save the day
(http://www.greatmovietour.co.uk/resources/Mary-Poppins-mv03.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on October 04, 2007, 10:29:47 PM
Here she comes to save the day
I posted this thread in off-topic, but check out SCARY MARY on JibJab:
http://www.jibjab.com/view/102826
Splash one umbrella flying nanny
(http://www.iiaf.net/history/airdefense/Hawk.jpg)
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 04, 2007, 11:46:58 PM
Splash one umbrella flying nanny
(http://www.iiaf.net/history/airdefense/Hawk.jpg)
ROFL, Izzy. Karma!!
just to be sure we got Mary, lets use a bigger bomb...
(http://www.jeromegoolsby.net/nucflash/nuke21.jpg)
"Don't drop your hate bombs on me, man. Make drugs, not war."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/RussianRainbowGathering_4Aug2005.jpg)
Are you crazy, man?! Don't you know what that s**t'll do to you?!
(http://badmovies.org/movies/bloodfreak/bloodfreak8.jpg)
That Chernobyl grass can turn a dude into all kinds of things.
(http://badmovies.org/movies/thebeing/thebeing8.jpg)
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on October 05, 2007, 09:40:57 AM
Are you crazy, man?! Don't you know what that s**t'll do to you?!
(http://badmovies.org/movies/bloodfreak/bloodfreak8.jpg)
One of the best usages of Herschell the Blood Freak I've ever seen.
Inspired.
:thumbup:
Theres only room for one one-eyed monster on this board...
(http://www.scifistation.com/images/harry_images/cyclops.jpg)
"I am your master, and you will obey me."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/5241808_gal.jpg)
thanks to movies like this, stop motion is no longer used...
(http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/pics/june/transformers_teaser_sm.jpg)
With movies like this, we know that sucks.
(http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/6563/hjufghgflr0.png)
Suckers? Let's bring in a parasite:
(http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/6718/parasitehv8.th.jpg) (http://img252.imageshack.us/my.php?image=parasitehv8.jpg)
And Demi too!
Suck me? No, suck you!
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8721/v7381065c00fk3.jpg)
Suckers of a different kind!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/3206520.jpg)
D tells all you bloodsuckers to talk to the hand!... before it eats your soul and craps it out into a parallel universe somewhere...
(http://www.zaldiva.com/images/TSHIRTS/VAMPIRE%20HUNTER%20D/vampirehunterd_hand_tshirt_pic2.jpg)
Ol' Vincent hunt's a whole planet full of vampires! A PLANET ,I tell you!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vincentprice8.jpg)
( I'll bet I know whats coming next!)
Let us not forget the greatest vampire hunter of them all
(http://www.odessafilmworks.com/images/JCVH-logo.gif)
Quote from: AndyC on October 05, 2007, 10:24:14 PM
Let us not forget the greatest vampire hunter of them all
(http://www.odessafilmworks.com/images/JCVH-logo.gif)
the question here is how blasphemous of a heathen do you think I am and how far below that mark can I sink?
It would be so easy to offend so many of you with this one.
not only is he a vampire hunter he's also a superstar...
(http://www.rnh.com/images/spotlight/jesus.logo.on-black.jpg)
And he's not the only one!
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51WH8GG8T2L._SS500_.jpg)
Then there is just .....
(http://www.impawards.com/1999/posters/superstar.jpg)
But this SNL spin-off movie has them all beat
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/BluesBrothers.jpg)
all good films eventually lead to a lousy remake or in this case, sequel...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Blues_brothers_2000_poster.jpg)
The only thing worse than a sequel that people know is going to suck is the sequel/prequel that sucks a golf ball through a garden hose when everybody expected greatness...
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BE4DHAPKL._SS500_.jpg)
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on October 06, 2007, 11:58:09 AM
The only thing worse than a sequel that people know is going to suck is the sequel/prequel that sucks a golf ball through a garden hose when everybody expected greatness...
how painfully true Anubis, how painfully true...
Indeed...
anyhow, Jar Jar was horrid in that film but old Georgie has given us many of horrid memories...
(http://users.physik.tu-muenchen.de/mgorbahn/ewok.jpg)
This panda I drew could kick that ewok's ass (sorry, this is all I have):
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/panda.jpg)
He's going to be a very saaaad panda
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/panda.jpg)
SEXUAL HARASSMENT! SEXUAL HARASSMENT, PANDA!
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/2759110/2/istockphoto_2759110_sexual_harassment.jpg)
Try putting your hand on this chick's @ss...
(http://media.movieweb.com/dvd_art/full/82/3782.jpg)
(http://www.foxnews.com/images/286666/0_61_reilly_charles_nelson.jpg)
"Your feminine charmes won't work on me, honey"
how about me big boy...
(http://www.nndb.com/people/953/000043824/paul-lynde.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 06, 2007, 09:34:24 PM
how about me big boy...
(http://www.nndb.com/people/953/000043824/paul-lynde.jpg)
Karma :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
"You just settle down, or Dick Sargent, Robert Reed and I are going to come over and teach you a lesson"
(http://www.mrbreakfast.com/images/rip2.jpg)
(http://www.ananova.com/images/web/57803.jpg)
Your feeble 'stache got nothin', NOTHIN' on mine, bub
That's almost surreal...this IS surreal!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-58.jpg)
Take that, Dali!
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/sta_hard.jpg)
(http://clearpharma.com/imgprep/viagra.jpg)
(http://blakemycoskie.com/images/winger.jpg)
"It's still hard.....at six o'clock in the morning....."
Quote from: AndyC on October 07, 2007, 06:28:54 AM
(http://blakemycoskie.com/images/winger.jpg)
"It's still hard.....at six o'clock in the morning....."
karma! you sir, are friggin' funnny! :bouncegiggle:
Anyhow, I don't know where you're going with that but "I sure know where I've been"...
(http://w3.bcn.es/fitxers/home/agenda/whitesnake.979.jpg)
(NOTE: I tried to find a picture of Stewart from Beavis and Butthead with the Winger shirt but failed. :question:)
Get a haircut!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/wolfman.jpg)
You all need to see this guy.
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n216/cbrayton/14087_w.jpg)
Cy Sperling.
once your hair grows back make sure you trim it properly...
(http://tulsatvmemories.com/imag2002/flowbee.jpg)
Let Brutus do it for you
(http://beefcakewrestling.com/eddie.gif)
Perhaps Abdullah can give you a shave afterward...
(http://www.wrestlingworld.it/Historical/Biografie/Abdullah/capitolo%204%20n2foto%20x%20il%20.jpg)
One butcher deserves another... though I don't think Abdullah's fork is going to be much help against Andre's cleaver and machete duo...
(http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/517J2A5HA4L._SS500_.jpg)
This guy has no trouble keeping Cleavers under control
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Hugh_Beaumont.jpg)
I hereby challenge your Cleaver with a Seaver...
(http://slantmouth.com/articles/wayOfTheBastard/images/kirk.jpg)
Here's something Kirk Cameron can't handle:
(http://www.upenn.edu/pennpress/img/covers/440.jpg)
it's a bit big, but it's a really cool pic. Give it a look
(http://www.frogview.com/uploadimages/4647f7aa245056.02151367frogview-gallery.jpg)
Here's the address for the full sized image
http://www.frogview.com/show2.php?file=2450 (http://www.frogview.com/show2.php?file=2450)
Grand Moff Tarkin supports the "big bang theory" for planets like Alderaan...
(http://starwars.mytopix.com/img/g/grand_moff_tarkin-0.jpg)
Well, we all know what happened to him....
(http://www.vegatransports.com.au/starwars/OTC/xwing_ywing_leaving_yavin.jpg)
The force cannot defeat....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/fmons57c.jpg)
(http://www.toonarific.com/pics_root/00003325/slimer2.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/ghostbustershotgodeater.jpg)
Too easy to follow up with the Ghostbusters thing.
I got one for ya tho.
(http://www.liquid-roof.com/images/squeegee.jpg)
Slimer no more. Meet the Squeegee.
Squeegee this
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/theblob/theblob3.jpg)
Ha, that Blob is too old-school.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/The%20Blob/blob_briggs01.jpg)
"All right you blob, you're eating too many people. You need some fruits and vegetables."
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/thadrunkchick/richardsimmons1xr6rq1.jpg)
(Actually, this picture could be used as a trump card, since it would frighten off almost anything. Well, maybe it wouldn't beat Paul Lynde.)
Quote from: AndyC on October 09, 2007, 08:23:46 AM
"All right you blob, you're eating too many people. You need some fruits and vegetables."
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/thadrunkchick/richardsimmons1xr6rq1.jpg)
(Actually, this picture could be used as a trump card, since it would frighten off almost anything. Well, maybe it wouldn't beat Paul Lynde.)
Or Charles Nelson Riley.
But in response to Richard, I give you this:
(http://teamoverkill.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/robin_hood_men_in_tights.png)
I was actually looking for a picture of the guys in the "We're butch" pose, but as luck would have it, Google struck out for me.
Can we just pretend that that's the pic that I posted?
Quote from: AndyC on October 09, 2007, 08:23:46 AM
"All right you blob, you're eating too many people. You need some fruits and vegetables."
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g87/thadrunkchick/richardsimmons1xr6rq1.jpg)
(Actually, this picture could be used as a trump card, since it would frighten off almost anything. Well, maybe it wouldn't beat Paul Lynde.)
um uhhhhh...feel ill, can't talk...
in repsonse to Robin Hood, Legolas only needs one arrow...
(http://www.elvish.org/gwaith/legolas.jpg)
Lot of good the elves did when Torg here grabbed Santa
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i149/BearandBeyond/b100%20Jaune/torgthestupidlooking.jpg)
(http://www.flame.org/~cdoswell/wxmod/thunderhead2.JPG)
Where's your 'bot now?
Look up in the sky, its a bird, its a plane...its...
(http://www.saiyine.com/indian-superman.jpg)
Streight from Japan! Its..... SPIDER-MAN! uh, I mean, SUPAIDA-MON!!!
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/j/japanspiderman.jpg)
Come taste the fury of my Indonesian blade...
(http://wpfs.org/moviepix/Devil'sSword_The.jpg)
Today...Indochina...tomorrow....uh...some other videotape box art...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Erika_Poster.jpg)
None of you foreign-language knock-offs can stand up to the Filipino Mad Max, AKA Agent W2.
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/w2.jpg)
This guy managed to kick several people's asses, beat a thousand-man criminal army in an armour-plated Camaro and hook up with the villain's adopted daughter...and all just shortly after having his wedding tackle lopped off early in the movie. Now that takes machismo.
Ok...you asked for it...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/386933869_8afe28b971.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/prince_of_space_4.jpg)
"Have I mention lately your weapons cigars are useless against me?"
"Hahahahahahaha!"
Ah! But can even you defeat the AWESOME POWER of...uhm...my...face...(?).
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/phpThumb.jpg)
(http://www.tvcrazy.net/tvclassics/americantv/magnum.jpg)
Mr. face meet Mister Magnum
OK, not actually Zeus and Apollo, but there is a resemblance
(http://www.horsecreekstables.net/images/zoeyandzeus.jpg)
No, here is Zeus and Apollo!
(http://www.wrestlingzone.ru/text/films/zeus_noholdsbarred.jpg)(http://sportsmed.starwave.com/i/magazine/new/apollo_trunks.jpg)
Those may appear to be dignified and handsome doggies, but in the dark corners of the attic there are pictures of their souls that looks like this:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/sam-calendar-745747.jpg)(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/2007-05-01pee_wee_ugly_dog_726165_j.jpg)
(http://www.mwctoys.com/images/review_gremlins_5.jpg)
Hungry reptile eh?
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/jurassic_park_tyranosaurus_rex.jpg)
(OK, technically not a reptile, but neither is a gremlin. Hungry scaly thing was too vague.)
"KING KONG- You know the name of
KING KONG- Ten times as big as a man...!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/498817752_31875b2589.jpg)
Twas Beauty killed the beast
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/196/504886355_4bc478c957.jpg?v=0)
In case you were wondering about the subtitle, the only frame I could find of Farah in this movie was from somebody's Asian bootleg that was dubbed then subtitled back into English. So this would be -- "Cannonball Run: The Macho Business Donkey Wrestler Edition!"
'Twas X-ray Glasses allowed the Perv to see Beauty naked.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/if57.jpg)
"heh, heh. Boobies."
Agent Smith is not amused...
(http://www.maximumeyewear.com/productfolder/celebrity-sunglasses/movie-sunglasses/matrix-sunglasses/agent-smith-sunglasses/agent-smith-sunglasses.jpg)
If these guys could magically take down an entire alien invasion force with their computer virus, I don't see a rogue glitch like Agent Smith being too much trouble...
(http://sfstory.free.fr/images/Independenceday/9.jpg)
This is my 666th post... it official: Jeff Goldblum is the devil.
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on October 11, 2007, 08:26:41 AM
If these guys could magically take down an entire alien invasion force with their computer virus, I don't see a rogue glitch like Agent Smith being too much trouble...
Seeing as they managed to connect a Mac to an alien computer and infect it with a virus written in C++, Smith doesn't have a chance.
But they are inefficient. Why do you need a black guy and a Jewish guy when you can have both in one.
(http://www.africanamericans.com/images2/SammyDavisJr.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on October 11, 2007, 09:59:58 AM
But they are inefficient. Why do you need a black guy and a Jewish guy when you can have both in one.
And the man doesn't even need two good eyes! :teddyr:
Sammy unfortunately sang one of his famous songs three times in front of a mirror...
(http://www.horrorexpress.com/images/candyman.jpg)
Here's a guy who can handle Candyman's buzzy friends...
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/63982702_26a3b30408.jpg)
But can he handle huge swarms of Africanized honeybees that can derail trains, explode nuclear power plants and invade military bunkers?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/The_swarm_poster.JPG)
Ah, but what can the Swarm hope to do to the living stone that is the Gnome King? Their stingers are no match! *SWAT*
(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages01/oz2_089NicolWilliamson.jpg)
Gnome King, eh?
Just plow him and his Gnome minions down in our wonderful, horrible GNOME MOBILE!
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/8159.jpg)
Walter Brennan's driving, and he ain't been sober for years!
Well this guy aint to sober either
(http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/DrunkCat.jpg)
and hes driving this
(http://web.umr.edu/~rogersda/military_service/M-60%20with%20mine%20clearing.jpg)
(http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17857.jpg)
Kitty aint so bad now, is he?
Down boy...
(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/cot_089HarryHamlin.jpg)
Here's somebody who was always good for giving up some head
(http://punkrockpenguin.net/waste/amuse/badcovers/insidelinda.jpg)
X-huh? Well...I can dig it!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-59.jpg)
I know you'll appreciate this RC...
(http://www.collectmad.com/collectibles/samposter.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 11, 2007, 07:03:34 PM
I know you'll appreciate this RC...
:thumbup:
Alfred Newman,
you know
you need this...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/Vampirella1.jpg)
"Cor blimey! Look at the dumplings on her! Get ready to run really fast, love."
(http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/bennyhillstory1.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Graham_Chapman_Colonel.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 11, 2007, 07:03:34 PM
I know you'll appreciate this RC...
I actually have a Alfred E. Neuman for President poster!!! :smile: :thumbup:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on October 11, 2007, 11:14:02 PM
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Graham_Chapman_Colonel.jpg)
not better than the silly walks minister... :wink:
(http://news.thomasnet.com/IMT/archives/ministry-of-silly-walks.jpg)
Thppt!
(http://www.hancock.net/~diana/158a.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/48/A_single_white_feather_closeup.jpg/175px-A_single_white_feather_closeup.jpg)
I'll be taking that feather back, thank you...
(http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/television/sesame_street_big_bird_GI.jpg)
Big Bird, meet:
(http://www.oharenoise.org/images/Tech/Jet%20Engine.JPG)
Jet engine, meet bigger bird (as big as a battleship, I'm told)
(http://badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw2.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/QISHERE.jpg)
No match for this Q
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/32/STDS9Ep107.jpg)
HE is Q!...
(http://www.klast.net/bond/covers/hernu_q.jpg)
"we're looking for a new Bond, an uncouth, absent-minded upstart who personifies the true life of a British Secret agent, none of that escapism crap from those old children's films, this is the age of Jason Bourne for crying out loud!"
(http://www.danielcraigisnotbond.com/sitebuilder/images/scraggycraggy-1-69x100.jpg)
"We expect you to DIE, Mr. Wannabe!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-60.jpg)
Hmmm, I don't know how to respond to that. Do I have to counter Goldfinger, Connery or Oddjob?
Scratch that. Connery beats the other two and the new edgier (groan) Bond. So, who beats Connery?
This guy here took his head and raped his woman before his blood was even cold.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5b/Kurgan1-1-armor.jpg)
Meh, I'm just gonna go with the obvious.
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/connor.jpg)
You know, cuz there can be only one and all that...
(http://media.bestprices.com/dvd/cov150/drt100/t100/t100597cn6k.jpg)
We all know how THAT ended up
you all may have swords but I'm the man called "Blade"...
(http://www.thedigitalbits.com/articles/adamjahnke/art/mannaja.jpg)
"Well, some folks calls me Sling Blade, but I'm Karl. I done killed three people horribly and I'm still a lovable character. Beat that. Mmmmmhmmm."
(http://www.cinekklesia.com/images/articles/SlingBlade_mt.jpg)
Daddys Dead! Daddys Dead! Ha ha ha!
(http://www.boxofficemojo.com/images/gilbertgrape_story2.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/iceberg.jpg)
Your iceberg reminds me of home...
(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/d/d0/SkywalkerWampa.jpg)
(http://hsfeatures.com/images/DSCN9111.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/HermeyBUMBLE.jpg)
Yo Bumble...let me show you how to bounce...
(http://www.blogtastrophe.com/images/cornelius.jpg)
Ah, Harry Warden. Now there was a guy who knew how to use his pick-ax!
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/my_bloody_valentine.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/HermeyBUMBLEtoothlessPT1.jpg)
Open wide!
(http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/8264/dentistqo5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/ad/Balsac_SOTU.png)
YES!!! GWAR ROCKS!!!
What good is Styrofoam armor against the undead...
(http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/movies/dvd/cover150/drt400/t492/t49241pv81b.jpg)
I got your guitar AND your head trauma. Now what big boy? :teddyr:
(http://www.cartonionline.com/gif/CARTOON/hanna_e_barbera/ernesto_sparalesto/Ernesto_sparalesto_kabong.jpg)
(http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/9e/db/Elmer_s_Glue-All-resized200.jpg)
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on October 14, 2007, 03:52:17 PM
(http://img.epinions.com/images/opti/9e/db/Elmer_s_Glue-All-resized200.jpg)
to fix what is...
(http://www.whatisbroken.com/BROKEN_DVD_front.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on October 13, 2007, 10:26:33 PM
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/a/ad/Balsac_SOTU.png)
GWAR! YES!!
Nobody can break these ladies...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Thelma_And_Louise_Poster.jpg)
All those two needed was a nap, some chocolate and
(http://members.aol.com/montaukny/myhomepage/midol.jpg)
I think you're going to need a higher dosage...
(http://www.nanarland.com/acteurs/gracejones/gracejones5.jpg)
(http://www.cultsirens.com/hu/kelly-hu01.jpg)
I think Kelly could take her
I think the SHE CREATURE can take on her...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-62.jpg)
No fair reposting the same pic of Grace
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/FRANK_DAUGHTER.jpg)
This young lady from FRANKENSTEIN'S DAUGHTER has the advantage of having a electro-charged rubber outfit and Shemp Howard's head.
We all know what happened to Frankenstein's Daughter...
(http://www.horrormovies.com/images/JesseJamesMeetsFrankensteins.jpg)
QuoteWe all know what happened to Frankenstein's Daughter...
*Karma* for the sheer logic of this. :smile:
Make way for the next generation
(http://uashome.alaska.edu/~jndfg20/website/youngfrankenstein.gif)
I know exactly how to fix your Frankenstein monster
(http://www.nndb.com/people/119/000064924/doris2.jpg) :teddyr: :tongueout: :teddyr:
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 16, 2007, 01:45:12 PM
I know exactly how to fix your Frankenstein monster
(http://www.nndb.com/people/119/000064924/doris2.jpg) :teddyr: :tongueout: :teddyr:
One would assume so becuase ya married the monster.
(http://www.albertson.edu/academics/library/youngfrank1.jpg)
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/2/27/199px-Frank_Barone.jpg)
But she always had a weakness for Mr. Steele's charm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Remington_Steele.jpg)
I can't see your picture but are you referring to this Mr. Steele?
(http://www.midsouthwrestling.com/george2.jpg)
THE GREATEST WRESTLER OF ALL TIME!!!!! OOOHHHH, YEEEAHHH!!!
(http://www.theotbtimes.com/savage.JPG)
He didn't have his own cartoon
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Hulk_Hogan%27s_Rock_%27N_Wrestling.jpg)
Indeed, but the Macho Man did have a pretty good supply of these...
(http://www.candyxpress.com/productimages/meats/Slim%20Jim%20100%20count.jpg)
A good supply is a matter of perspective
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Homer_Simpson_2006.png)
(http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/family_guy_mad.jpg)
Excuse me... I'm trying to find my way to BAD MAMA's in BONDAGE...could you folks help me?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-63.jpg)
Watch out for the pothole!
(http://www.militarybadges.info/canada/images/pics/canada08.jpg)
A what hole? "Hey Strawberry!"
(http://www.boognish.com/ween_archive/weirdie/Cheech__Chong_4.jpg)
(http://badmovies.org/movies/heartbeeps/heartbeeps7.jpg)
So my wife tells me that our daughter is growing dope. I'm like, why does she need to grow it? She already married one!
*Drum crash*
whoa... what is he from?! :buggedout:
(http://www.bongonews.com/StoryImages/Rodney%20Dangerfield_2004-10-13.jpg)
My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend.
No respect, no respect...
*Drum Crash
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on October 18, 2007, 11:08:41 AM
whoa... what is he from?! :buggedout:
If you mean my robot comedian, that would be the ever painful, fully automated, "Heartbeeps."
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/heartbeeps/
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 17, 2007, 04:00:47 PM
(http://www.hollywoodrag.com/images/uploads/family_guy_mad.jpg)
HA! karma! Family Guy n00bs!
(http://www.thegoldenyears.org/george_burns2.jpg)
Your small photo of a dead actor vs. my big picture of a (Controversially) living one -
(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/7522/photoofabevigodaat5.png)
And just incase you don't know the name...
Dudes with prominent chins rule...
(http://www.chromewaves.net/images/interface/20050829bruceCampbell.jpg)
The order of chindom is as follows -
Campbell - 3rd
Leno - 2nd
Charles II of Spain - SUPREME OVERLORD
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6d/Karel-ii-miranda.jpg/200px-Karel-ii-miranda.jpg)
I'm sorry Mr. Briggs, but you've ignored the mighty jowls of Robert Z'Dar for too long! :buggedout:
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/zdarpabo.jpg)
(http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0402/11/hellboy.jpg)
Hellboy meet Oldboy...
(http://www.tumbaabierta.com/cripta/img/oldboy_32lengua.jpg)
DS, I'll see your Oldboy and raise you a Doc Boy.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/DocBoy.jpg)
Anubis, I see your Doc Boy and raise you a Dino Boy...in bondage...
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/dinomossman.jpg)
Superboy has a good chin and super powers !!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0c/Superboy_mfc101.jpg)
"You play a good game boy...and all you other boys...but the game is finished. Now you die."
(http://www.michalak.org/fh/TallMan_profile.jpg)
I know a taller man, who knows kung-fu!
(http://www.filipinofightingartsintl.com/Publications/entertainment/images/images_fma-movie/fmam_Game-of-Death.jpg)
Hmmm, a big guy who knows kung-fu, eh? Sounds like quite an obstacle... Well, these two know a little something about overcoming adversity. Don't f*ck with them, they're handicapable... of kicking ass!
[youtube=425,350]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvkhYcTEwRE
(couldn't find a good still pic, so I just posted a "moving" picture)
(http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/South-Park--C10054740.jpeg)
Quote from: AnubisVonMojo on October 18, 2007, 08:31:57 PM
DS, I'll see your Oldboy and raise you a Doc Boy.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/DocBoy.jpg)
Dude! I LOVE the old Garfield cartoons!
Quote from: AndyC on October 18, 2007, 10:40:56 PM
"You play a good game boy...and all you other boys...but the game is finished. Now you die."
(http://www.michalak.org/fh/TallMan_profile.jpg)
Dude! I HATE Phantasm!
They got little Timmy. Ate him all up.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/Attack_of_the_Killer_Tomatoes.jpg)
Your 'maters aint so hot.
(http://chronicle.augusta.com/images/headlines/020200/Prego_Sauce.jpg)
One jar won't last long
(http://deepseven.com/images/H058.bmp)
DO THE MARIO! Swing your arms from side to side. Come on, it's time to go!
(http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/article/683/683333/the-super-mario-bros-super-show-volume-1-20060125034112255-000.jpg)
Use protection while DOING THE MARIO or you're likely to get a dose of:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/pac-big.gif)
And now there's a new strain that's resistant to antibiotics.
Pac-Man Fever can be spread to partners even if there are no visible signs of outbreak.
But alas, future generations of home consoles would spell the demise of the arcade and video games as we knew them.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Super_Nintendo_Entertainment_System-USA.jpg)
not all home video game systems were great...
(http://www.shinforce.com/32x/information/32X_USA_box.jpg)
(http://www.sirgalahad.org/paul/sw/winlock/img/pong.png)
Quote from: AndyC on October 20, 2007, 08:25:36 AM
But alas, future generations of home consoles would spell the demise of the arcade and video games as we knew them.
Its sad, really.
Quote from: KYGOTC on October 20, 2007, 01:06:29 PM
Quote from: AndyC on October 20, 2007, 08:25:36 AM
But alas, future generations of home consoles would spell the demise of the arcade and video games as we knew them.
Its sad, really.
I agree.
Once upon a time...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-66.jpg)
Kissploitation at it's worst...
(http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs16/kissonset.jpg)
...it could be worse...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/506425181_aca3b6a227.jpg)
ha! touche! However, could there be something worse than...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Sgtpepperdvd.jpg)
How about a campy 70s pop musical that's actually fun to watch.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/Phantom_of_the_Paradise_movie_poster.jpg)
As cheesy as it is, this movie does a nice job of satirizing the music industry. It's been one of my favourites for years.
(http://www.funkyafro.com/junk/12-2004/Xanadu-small/Xanadu-001_sm.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Grease_ver2.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CS7C0DBYL._SS500_.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 20, 2007, 08:55:58 PM
(http://www.funkyafro.com/junk/12-2004/Xanadu-small/Xanadu-001_sm.jpg)
OOOOOO! Below the belt! harsh!
The apple is quickly eaten by several tomatoes.
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/142722~Attack-of-the-Killer-Tomatoes-Posters.jpg)
And the tomatoes are quickly devoured by a passing Italian
(http://freshfiction.com/images/books/140005463X.jpg)
And the passing Italian is promptly eaten by a Megasnake
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/python/python4.jpg)
The REPTILE is the Mommy of all Snakes!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/368780250_a2ca875b05.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Lizard01.jpg)
G-Day mate!
(http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/Paul-Hogan---Crocodile-Dundee--C10102787.jpeg)
That's not a knife. This is a knife:
(http://homepage.mac.com/zombiekiller/badmojo/images/04sh/fsh04_Fusion_Limited_Editi.jpg)
Too slow!
(http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/directors/03/27/marathon.jpg)
THESE are knifes...
(http://www.blogdecine.com/images/lobezno.jpg)
But the lightsaber got him
(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/thumb/7/70/Maul's_Death.jpg/250px-Maul's_Death.jpg)
(http://images.wikia.com/starwars/images/d/d0/Han_solo.jpg)
Nothing beats a good blaster by your side...
Think you'll get lucky again?
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/c/c6/Greedo.jpg)
GEORGE! Why must you be such a PRICK?!
(http://www.longtail.com/the_long_tail/WindowsLiveWriter/GeorgeLucasLongtailer_4C7B/GeorgeLucas%5B2%5D.jpg)
:hatred:He RUINED IT, man! *sniff!* :bluesad:
This should take care of Mr. Movie Meddler!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Twowayradio.jpg)
What the hell?! Damn you Steven Spielberg!
Oh man, BIG karma for that one Mr. C :thumbup:
As for the walkie-talkie sir, I'm afraid it looks like all of our frequencies have been... JAMMED!
(http://www.ropacek.cz/engine/spaceballs2.jpg)
"Raspberry. There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry..."
Quote from: AndyC on October 23, 2007, 03:01:17 PM
This should take care of Mr. Movie Meddler!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Twowayradio.jpg)
What the hell?! Damn you Steven Spielberg!
I dont get it! :question:
When Spielberg put together the special 20th anniversary DVD of ET, he had the Feds' guns digitally replaced with walkie-talkies.
Well, at least we can relax with a great classic like KING KONG...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/King_Kong_early_colorized_version.jpg)
TED TURNER?!?
NOOOOOOOO!
Quote from: AndyC on October 23, 2007, 09:41:12 PM
When Spielberg put together the special 20th anniversary DVD of ET, he had the Feds' guns digitally replaced with walkie-talkies.
WHAT?! LAME!!!
Billionaires are evil...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Lexlutsupermanii.JPG)
The same does not apply to zillionaires!
(http://images.forbes.com/images/2002/09/13/warbucks.jpg)
Tommorow is only a day away...unfortunately...
(http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/The-Day-After-Tomorrow-Snow--C10123067.jpeg)
It gets warmer the day after that
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c9/Thedayafter.jpg)
I love the crappy Photoshopped cover art on this DVD. Those buildings should be long gone before the cloud looks like that. By the angle, this could also be a depiction of the Psychlo invasion :teddyr:
Well, whichever dystopia future happens, you know there's one man who will lay claim to it...
(http://images.art.com/images/-/Mel-Gibson---Mad-Max--C10104041.jpeg)
"Have you had anything to drink, sir? Step out of the car please."
(http://www.kclq.com/more%20photos/dangerous%20dan.JPG)
(I thought this might be slightly more tasteful than having God chuck a lightning bolt at him for the Passion of the Christ.....but only slightly more tasteful.)
People may disagree about global warming, but everyone agrees nothing is more heart-warming than:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/392px-1976_movie_poster_for_the_mov.jpg)
Total nuclear war? I'm glad that there were some:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/chosen_surv_poster.jpg)
You guys fight and scramble all you want, I'm going to re-populate the earth with some female friends.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hellfrog/hellfrog2.jpg)
(image borrowed from Andrew's highly entertaining review :cheers:)
Well, I wish you luck...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fp***ycat/fp***ycat3-ic.jpg)
Well, we know what took care of Tura last time...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Truck_Racing_Stuart_Oliver_Brands_Hatch_Nov_2006.jpg)
See what happens when you put your faith in a truck?
(http://members.tripod.com/~DavidMann/duel5.jpg)
Your truck is about to be stalled...
(http://backintheday.blogharbor.com/optimus_prime.jpg)
Sorry Optimus, you may have had the touch and you might even have had the power at some point, but then this guy took it all away from you...
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/AnubisVonMojo/dw_megatron.jpg)
Time for an upgrade....
(http://www.revolutionarycreations.com/galvatron_flat.jpg)
(http://www.wildtoys.com/Shogun/shoguns!.jpg)
I'll take any of the shogun warriors over Starscream any day
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/Tools_38thRachetSet.jpg)
Are those from Sears?
(http://www.nndb.com/people/732/000024660/bob_vila.jpg)
Fix THIS Old House...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/388792012_68c8c6588a.jpg)
(http://www.poster.net/ghostbusters/ghostbusters-photo-ghostbusters-6203138.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/movieghostdshollow.jpg)
Bust this ghost, Daddy-O!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Theuninvitedposter.jpg)
(http://www.emediawire.com/prfiles/2005/08/26/277632/Casper.jpg)
I cast you out, vile spawn of Satan's wiener!
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Exorcist_Directors-Cut_s-01.jpg)
(and in the case of Casper, that sounds appropriate...)
Bad! Bad Satan! Bad! Get thee thout of thy mankind! :hatred: Bad! Bad! You make me mad!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/God2-Sistine_Chapel.png)
As THE EXOCIST 2: THE HERETIC proved, sometimes that doesn't take, so you have to go a different route:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/800px-Touched_by_His_Noodly_Appenda.jpg)
"Touched by his noodly appendage..." :lookingup: gimme a break... :bouncegiggle:
Quote:lookingup: gimme a break... :bouncegiggle:
It's not nice to poke fun at someone's religion:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Gospel_of_the_Flying_Spaghetti_Monster)
:wink:
Flying Spaghetti Monster, meet your mortal enemy
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Luciano_Pavarotti_15.06.02_cropped.jpg)
Poor MARIO is gone a long time, and though he played the greatest tenor of them all, he does not care for being gone so long !!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/Great_caruso_%281951%29.jpeg)
One Caruso deserves another, complete with sunglasses and cheesy one-liners...
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/webpics/david_caruso.jpg)
Watch out for the weak and the wounded, Caruso
(http://www.closedungavelnow.com/picture_library/mullanbig090103.jpg)
Scottish people may have still been under England's reign if it weren't for...
(http://img75.exs.cx/img75/3241/Braveheart1.jpg)
Well, you fight fire with fire, so I guess you'd fight one Hollywood religious zealot with another...
(http://filmnadvd.com/img/foto_akter/tom_cruise_2.jpg)
(Xenu Says Relax!)
Hey Cruise meet a better actor!
(http://www.personal.psu.edu/jdc6/john_wayne29.jpg)
"You suck, Wayne!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Ogadai_Khan.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on October 26, 2007, 05:48:34 PM
"You suck, Wayne!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/49/Ogadai_Khan.jpg)
:thumbup:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/kirk.jpg)
"Temüjin!!!"
(http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/William-Shatner---TJ-Hooker--C10104698.jpeg)
T.J. Hooker, meet the Happy Hooker
(http://guidolanda.blog.dada.net/500/img/xavierahollander.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on October 26, 2007, 10:24:59 PM
T.J. Hooker, meet the Happy Hooker
(http://guidolanda.blog.dada.net/500/img/xavierahollander.jpg)
She wont be so happy after this.
(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/killercondom.jpg)
In real life, I doubt you'd see a killer prophylactic (or any prophylactic device for that matter) around...
(http://www.abc.net.au/thingo/img/ep28/sextette01.jpg)
Oh, I don't know. I think I'd want as much latex as possible between myself and Mae West, even if I wasn't having sex with her.
Quote from: AndyC on October 27, 2007, 08:21:52 AM
Oh, I don't know. I think I'd want as much latex as possible between myself and Mae West, even if I wasn't having sex with her.
:bouncegiggle: Actually Andy let me clarify. I meant I doubt anyone would want to think about
ANYTHING involving sex with Ms. West.
Quote from: AndyC on October 27, 2007, 08:21:52 AM
Oh, I don't know. I think I'd want as much latex as possible between myself and Mae West, even if I wasn't having sex with her.
You mean concrete and rebar...and lead...and dogs...and a moat...and landmines...and piranha...
These guys seem to have it covered. (Are those pistols in their pockets?)
(http://www.creativepro.com/img/story/20060118_fg1.jpg)
Roland Martin to the rescue...
(http://www.ultimatebassin.com/images/B.A.S.S.%20Photos/2004/R.Martin_Mar._TableRock_Day4_weighin_millionaresclub.jpg)
This rather dapper gent is pretty damn good with hooks himself... pun intended.
(http://www.cenobite.com/pix/hr3-poster-art.jpg)
(http://www.carpetfitters.biz/catalog/images/super-tack-hammer.jpg)
Verily, Thor bid thee fall with his mighty hammer.
(http://www.marvel.com/comics/onsale/covers/0504_THOR078.jpg)
Hammer? Even Thor must move his mighty feet to the beat of Hammerman and his magical blue suede shoes! If he asks nicely though I'm sure Hammer won't hurt him...
(http://www.brianchew.org/images/hammerman.jpg)
Good retort Anubis, although Hammer will fall to grrrrrl power in the realm of animated musical entertainment...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Jem_DVD_box_cover.jpg)
Ouch SD, any use of Jem is hitting below the belt!... sometimes in that nice way that looking at Jem can do... Errrrr, anyway, I figure if a group called the Misfits could give Jem and her pals such a hard time, I don't see why the real Misfits couldn't do it better! :tongueout:
(http://www.nadir.org/nadir/initiativ/ci/nf/33/3b.jpg)
We're a couple of misfits!
(http://f.screensavers.com/OMS/img/535/rudolph_reindeer_hermey_wallpaper_215.jpg)
Us too!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-67.jpg)
(http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/9449/freakedcapcj8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"I'm not a misfit...I'm a freak!"
Oh yeah? Well, I'm a BLOODSUCKING FREAK!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-68.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/NosferatuShadow.jpg)
...i am the original bloodsucker... (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/09/Orlock.jpg)...happy halloween...
"perhaps...but I am DRACULA!!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/belagaze1006.png)
Even DRACULA wouldnt wanna get bit by THE CANCER BATS!!
(http://www.allgigs.co.uk/Reviews/DavidAdair/cancerbats.jpg)
(However, I have no idea if they sound good or not, but thats besides the point!!)
What if you were a bat...boy that is...
(http://www.wm.edu/theatre/batboy2.jpg)
Bat boy? He doesn't look too well equipped to carry bats for any team! Now the Sportsmaster, there's a guy who knows how to handle a bat!... or a ball.. or a club... or rocket skis...
(http://www.rapsheet.co.uk/Images/Characters/SportsMaster.jpg)
(To the any [and many] who don't know who this guy is, here's his rap sheet (http://www.rapsheet.co.uk/RapSheetMain/Character.asp?UniqueId=764).)
Try playing with this:
(http://www.fuenf-filmfreunde.de/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/darkstar-beachball.jpg)
I've seen the needle and the damage done
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/Needle.jpg)
Shuna Sassi fears no needle, she's covered in quills!
(http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/nightbreed%20porcupine%20girl.jpg)
I have the same quills and I'm 100x faster and better looking than you lady...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c387/sshedgehog/Adventure%20Era/StrongArmSonic.png)
Who's faster?
(http://www.planetsonic.com/images/advance2_knuckles.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/micromachineguy.jpg)
I'mTheMicroMachineGuyAndITalkVeryFastAndYouCan'tMeKnuckles...
Ha! John Moschitta! Karma.
Sonic, Knuckles and the Micro Machine Man might be fast...
But not as fast as this car from Death Race 2000!
(http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/964/112060903zdeathrace2000un8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Wanna drag?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/roland2.jpg)
You're on!
(http://www.screenselect.co.uk/images/products/screenshots/3/3823-4-large.jpg)
No cross-dresser will ever top this man.
(http://www.nndb.com/people/603/000061420/ed-wood.jpg)
Ed Wood, meet Mr. Ed...
(http://arapaho.nsuok.edu/~mooreer/mr-ed.jpg)
I think I have a bottle of him sitting around somewhere...
(http://www.homebakedmemories.com/images/GlueAll.jpg)
Elmer was never a match for this guy
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/Falling_hare_bugs.jpg)
GREMLIN!
(http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/toonfest/lowrez/bugs4212.jpg)
But the Gremlin got shot by the Shat
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/PubTThou01.jpg)
By the way, is that gremlin wearing a blazer?
Shatner never could deal with headless, tailless, legless cats:
(http://www.badmovies.org/tvshows/startrek/tribbles/tribbles6.jpg)
I have a place for all those tiny small fury things...tee hee...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/HikaruSulu.jpg)
I really want to hurt you. I really want to make you cry.
But first......answer me this...?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Orgy.jpg) (Kinda dumb question...!... :lookingup:)
I don't like it when people edit out the good parts...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gwendoline/gwendoline3.jpg)
Sorry Andrew, I had to... :bouncegiggle:
This would make anyone celibate:
(http://www.gorila.sk/i/imgs_orig/401/8401.jpg)
No this would cause celibacy and possibly involuntary castration.
(http://theblemish.com/images/2007/04/rose-o-donnell.jpg)
Rosey and Ray will take on Rosie that's Gay!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/thing2headspressbook.jpg)
Three heads are better than two.
(http://www.torrentfive.com/portadas/cerberus_movie_poster.jpg)
(http://www.people.ku.edu/~jsnyder/monty7.jpg)
We concur
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Jason_and_the_Argonauts_DVD_cover.jpg)
Tiamat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiamat_%28Dungeons_%26_Dragons%29) could take out your serpent!
(http://img402.imageshack.us/img402/451/bloodwilltelltiamatbn5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
6 headed dragons...ha...no match for our combined efforts...
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Hercules-Kevin-Sorbo-Lucy-Lawless-Photograph-C10030971.jpeg)
my eyes!my eyes! i had hoped NEVER to see deathstalker outside of mst3k again!!!or is that hercules in miniature,the guy on the series?or does it make a difference?oh,my eyes!!!
Ha! I challange you Deathstalker...to a DEATHSPORT! And I have tighter buns than both of you!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/00deathsportos.jpg)
Did somebody say rocket shooting motorcycles?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/megaforce/megaforce6.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on November 09, 2007, 11:18:26 PM
Did somebody say rocket shooting motorcycles?
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/2718/threeamigosrt0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"Why yes Barry Bostwick! Yes we did!"
Buenos Dias Amigos...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Valdezad.jpg)
So...how many lumps do ya want?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-74.jpg)
Pete Puma is an underrated character. That cartoon always cracks me up.
"aw, tree or four. EEEEEEEEEEEE!!"
Hah-hah-hah-hah hahahaaaaah !!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Falling_hare2.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on November 12, 2007, 05:22:34 PM
Hah-hah-hah-hah hahahaaaaah !!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e0/Falling_hare2.jpg)
I think the Gremlin is the only charecter who I have ever seen that totally f#cks Bugs Bunny up! Not an easy job!
Not all gremlins are as formidable
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ef/Newsweek_cover_1970-04-06_AMC_Gremlin.jpg)
That Gremlin can't beat the almighty Pacer!
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/8817/mirthmobilekl0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://img407.imageshack.us/img407/9620/mirthmobile1vc8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
For every one successful SNL based movie theres two ones that bomb not far behind...
(http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/-/A-Night-at-the-Roxbury-Poster-C10135220.jpeg)
(http://www.postersnthings.com/posters/superstar_snl.jpg)
Then there are the failures that merit a special place in every bad movie collection.
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005MEV2.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Mr. Clean cleans up any dirt....
(http://img.gamespot.com/gamespot/images/2006/247/jeremy-ramos--foley_mrclean215_screen.jpg)
(http://www.lpcd.de/1/C1016_01.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-77.jpg)
Could this be reall??? :question: :buggedout: :question:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Egghead_batman.jpg)
(http://www.dolcevitapets.com/blog/upload/2007/08/flying_laser_dogs/DrEvil%20_orig.JPG)
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/a-m/fmtsm/fmtsm_shot8l.jpg)
Side note, this bald war is making me laugh uncontrollably....
...and back to Vinnie!...and still bald!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-80.jpg)
The original baldy...
(http://www.meredy.com/yul3.jpg)
ehhhhh...not quite...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/executioner.jpg)
Ok he has a tiny bit of hair ... but he's the Capitan.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/99/PatrickStewart2004-08-03.jpg/442px-PatrickStewart2004-08-03.jpg)
"Charlie-we're in HELL!"
"Yeah-ain't it groovy?"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-81.jpg)
Justice will be served.
(http://manuelsagra.files.wordpress.com/2006/11/robocop_murphy.jpg)
Not if DR. CYCLOPS has anything to say about it...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Dr_cyclops.jpg)
DR.X!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/l_f4468e924f5ddb38200323cfebca8c6f.jpg)
Ugly? With one eye and a bald head? I throw bus at you!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Warofthecolossalbeast.jpg)
Throw your bus, I'll make an evil device to destroy it as the ultimate bald supervillain...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Blofeldpleasance67.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 14, 2007, 08:54:52 PM
Throw your bus, I'll make an evil device to destroy it as the ultimate bald supervillain...
DRAW !!!
(http://www.antivirusscans.com/images/westworld.jpg)
(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x41/goose138/Terminator.jpg)
You're terminated.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Sara_Connor_Loca.jpg)
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/RonPerlman-LRS-003972.jpg)
Ulthar, that made me laugh. It's about time you waded into the thread you started. :thumbup:
Quote from: Allhallowsday on November 14, 2007, 10:53:09 PM
Ulthar, that made me laugh. It's about time you waded into the thread you started. :thumbup:
Oh, I stay knee deep, I just have trouble keeping up!! :teddyr:
Reinhardt no more
(http://www.paulscheer.com/uploaded_images/blade-7-756106.jpg)
Before he was Blade...
(http://www.shinkendo.com/images/snipes.jpg)
"You can try, and they you can die!"
"Stay where you stand!"
"Krimion Attack, Valhalla Offensive!"
Kathy and Kris can take you all on, especially those damn cyborgs!
Look out Master Creator!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517FZ4F0HKL._SS500_.jpg)
***Does anyone know if they made a sequel???***
Shelley Long is better known for bad movies than Kathy Long
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Troopbeverlyhills_dvd.jpg)
Another Shelley, another bad movie:
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000094J63.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
And from Shelley Duvall to Shelley Winters
(http://home.blarg.net/~dr_z/Movie_Posters/image/Poseidon_Adventure.jpg)
In the picture war, REALLY bad made-for-tv remakes have to get extra points, eh? With a bonus for giving Adam Baldwin the part immortalized by Ernest Borgnine? And add a terrorist plot?
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/poseidon_tv.jpg)
sorry to say, your sea problems are only just beginning...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9d/Colossal_octopus_by_Pierre_Denys_de_Montfort.jpg)
They're nowhere near as bad as yours are gonna be
(http://www.hickerphoto.com/data/media/170/squid_calamari_t0334.jpg)
For some squids, there is a fate worse than calamari....
(http://adweek.blogs.com/photos/uncategorized/spongebob_1.jpg)
I pay your salary.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/mrkrabs.jpg)
(http://www.supersimpsons.com/dr-crab.png)
(Is this cheating?)
(http://www.futurama-madhouse.com.ar/bios/bioZoidberg.jpg)
I bet I've lost more patients than you've treated!
Futurama characters are decisively defeated by executives from
(http://imagesinice.tripod.com/foxtvlogo.jpeg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crabmonsters/crabmonsters6.jpg)
Thank you Badmovies.org... and getting back to BAD MOVIES...
I'm not the rest, I'm the best. Take that, you crab.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Rj2-crop.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on November 20, 2007, 10:40:41 AM
I'm not the rest, I'm the best. Take that, you crab.
(http://www.tvacres.com/images/hinkley_roy.jpg)
You've got no image ... but that's ok I looked it up ... so what weakens the Professor?
Surely it must be Mary Ann ...
(http://www.gilligansisle.com/images/dawn1.jpg)
And what beats a Kansas farmgirl?
(http://www.opposable-thumbs.com/wales/art/twister.jpg)
a transplanted yankee city girl like me,lol!
How about a Storm Shelter?
(http://www.texasshelters.com/images/P5201155.JPG)
i'll take the tornado,i'm claustrophobic,lol!
For goodness sake, stay out of the cellar:
(http://badmovies.org/movies/evildead/evildead2.jpg)
stay out of the entire house while you're at it...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Housefilmposter.jpg)
Stay out of the shoddy skyscraper!
(http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Mptv/1369/3784_0109.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-89.jpg)
Can we fix it?
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bob.jpg)
You bet your @ss we can!
And after it's fixed, we can all get down and boogie!
(http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7854/villagepeoplelp9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Y.M.C.A.!
Ok Village People...meet-
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/864172497_af6b951d4c_o.jpg)
Slime? Try this.
(http://www.ghostbustershq.com/egons/slimer.jpg)
don't cross the rays!:
(http://www.myfungraphics.com/images/ghost-busters/Ghostbusters-Photograph-C10102485.jpeg)
Step aside, boys.
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/72/039_43171~Sigourney-Weaver-Posters.jpg)
Both of you step aside, I'm all out of bubble gum.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/theylive.jpg)
(http://img124.imageshack.us/img124/8693/bruceleeqc5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"Outta my way Roddy Piper! Yaaaaahhhhhh!!"
Bruce Leroy...pure Bruceploitation at it's best...or is that worst?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Lastdragdvd.jpg)
Uuuuummmmm......
Take this.
(http://www.warnerbros.co.uk/television/freshprince/bios/carlton/carlton4.jpg)
BACK! BACK HELL SPAWN of SATAN!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-94.jpg)
Can you deal with a race of atomic superman RC?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=0cE1fzfOogo
well we all know what took care of Dr. Eric's dream...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/octopusdvd.jpg)
This film sucked by the way.
Quote from: RCMerchant on November 20, 2007, 08:13:03 PM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-89.jpg)
Can We ...get any gayer?
Quote from: Dj on November 25, 2007, 02:01:27 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on November 20, 2007, 08:13:03 PM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-89.jpg)
Can We ...get any gayer?
Ohh, Menard! :tongueout:
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on November 25, 2007, 02:03:09 PM
Quote from: Dj on November 25, 2007, 02:01:27 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on November 20, 2007, 08:13:03 PM
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-89.jpg)
Can We ...get any gayer?
Ohh, Menard! :tongueout:
Well, I guess we could get a LITTLE gayer.
(http://www.pimp123.com/comments/Gay/gay.jpg)
Well...DAVE...I can't see haw you can find an old sci fi movie poster "gay"...unless you yourself equate large stone pillars with penis's. ...hmmm...
Never the less...my job now is to defeat Kyo's weird whatever the hell they are's with....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-95.jpg)...Now THIS is GAY!!!
This war has taken a scary path. Especially since a film immediately jumped to mind for me to trump RCMerchant's picture:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/voodooacad/voodooacad4.jpg)
Gays? Oh, now we just cant have that.
(http://www.michaeltotten.com/archives/images/George%20W%20Bush.jpg)
Bush, meet tree
(http://blogs.commercialappeal.com/beifuss/images/gregg2.web.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster7.jpg)
JINX!
Shaving Time!
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1617360/2/istockphoto_1617360_shaving_brush_straight_razor_classic.jpg)
Good for gorillas, but easily thwarted by others
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/MichaelBerryman.JPG)
Quote from: AndyC on November 27, 2007, 02:29:09 PM
Good for gorillas, but easily thwarted by others
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/MichaelBerryman.JPG)
Hoho! UBER nice comeback! +karma!
Guess my pic isn't showing up. Damn! heres a replacement
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/221029~John-Candy-Posters.jpg)
Quote from: flackbait on November 29, 2007, 11:05:31 AM
Guess my pic isn't showing up. Damn! heres a replacement
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/221029~John-Candy-Posters.jpg)
I could post the obvious comeback, but that wouldnt be disrespectful. Rest in peace, John Candy.
Not to tarnish Mr. Candy's memory, but he had his low moments
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2295/2073334433_49578189eb.jpg?v=0)
The title did have it's high moments ...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/8b/L&H_Nothing_but_Trouble_1944b.jpg/200px-L&H_Nothing_but_Trouble_1944b.jpg)
'If your looking for TROUBLE...you've come to the right place..."
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-96.jpg)
Fizzgig sez, "Tribbles are yummy!"
(http://www.myextralife.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/fizzgig.jpg)
(Kirk looks mighty tasty, too, so he best get out from under that Tribble pile before the dust bunny with teeth starts a-munchin'!)
Im pretty sure there's a scene in Elf where Buddy eats cotton balls, sooo....bring on the feast!!
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos2/will-ferrell-turns-down-elf-sequel-0mn.jpg)
Hey, Buddy, remember that raccoon that attacked you in the woods? He's back!
(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/22500/Raccoon-Soldier--22778.jpg)
A bear and a racoon are out in the woods taking a dump.
The bear says to the racoon-"Do you have problem with sh!t sticking to your fur?"
Coon says-"No..."
So the bear grabs the coon and wipes his a$$ with him! :bouncegiggle:
ohyeah-
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-97.jpg)
"Born on a mountain top in Tennessee,
Greenest state in the land of the free.
Raised in the woods so's he knew every tree.
Killed him a bear when he was only three.
Davy, Davy Crockett King of the Wild Frontier."
(http://www.michaelbarrier.com/Commentary/Live_Action_Walt/DavyCrockett.jpg)
Sorry Davy, but Troy here takes on bears the modern way
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Project_Grizzly_%28film%29.jpg)
King Kong may have escaped...but you won't!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-98.jpg)
King Kong Escapes sucked to the max. Long live Mechagodzilla!!
(http://www.monsterislandtoys.com/MECHA_GODZILLA_2004_6INCHES.jpg)
I could of went with the obvious fighter...but I'll go with a more Supernatural foe...the Demon from CURSE of the DEMON!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/386761026_f15f2ffd75_o.jpg)
O yea? Well, howzabout a SUN-demon!?
(http://warchild13.com/images/images/Hideous%20Sun%20Demon%20x01%20(1959)1.jpg)
you're nothing without out Mr. Green Christmas Sun Demon...
(http://www.recoilmag.com/news/grfx/santa_battles_heat_miser_b_1205.jpg)
Heat Miser, Sun Demon, one trilithium torpedo and you're both finished.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/Soran.jpg)
Damm the torpedoes! Full speed ahead!
(http://www.sonofthesouth.net/union-generals/farragut/pictures/admiral-david-farragut.jpg)
Admirals don't last long around this guy
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/DVader.jpeg)
Don't underestimate the power of rampant commercialism:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/darth_bobble.jpg)
Or Imitation ...
(http://www.fourtotheside.com/hockey/darkhelmet.jpg)
Not to mention the power of the THUMB!
(http://www.dvdreview.com/fullreviews/Images/ThumbWars/ThumbWars5.jpg)
Their all full of hot air ...
(http://www.2wallpaper.com/weirdspot/vader_balloon.jpg)
(http://theswca.com/images-boots/galaxywarrior.jpg)
(http://www.johnthehead.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/robbie-black-lg.jpg)
" The hydralic fluid is the life,Meester Robby..."
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-101.jpg)
Megazord toys have a full arsonal waiting for any opposition!!
(http://www.collectiondx.com/gallery2/gallery/d/62863-3/Deluxe+DriveMax+Megazord+_front_.JPG)
Your Megazord has a gremlin problem
(http://www.theodoresworld.net/pics/0507/Ibugscartoonmage1.jpg)
(http://www.iweb.cz/~vecer/fotky/grem/gizmo.jpg)
Ah who remembers these?
(http://www.ctcautoranch.com/Cars/Amc/1973%20AMC%20Gremlin/1973%20AMC%20Gremlin%201.JPG)
(http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/simpsons_otto_mann.jpg)
BART: Otto, you got to do something, there's a gremlin on the side of the bus!
OTTO: No problemo, Bart-dude, I'll get rid of him!
Treehouse of Horror IV
Flip you, melonfarmer! There's only one Otto around here!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Repo-Man-Poster.jpg)
I raise your Emilio with the rest of the breakfast club.
(http://xroads.virginia.edu/~CLASS/am483_97/projects/coe/breakfst2.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Texas_chainsaw_massacre_2_poster.jpg)
The Breakfast Club are about to become lunch!
They eat cheese like that for dinner!
(http://www.mindspring.com/~dhmac/images/joel-and-the-bots1.jpg)
The Were Rabbit can handle cheese lovers!
(http://www.sirlistalot.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/were-rabbit.jpg)
Did somebody mention Wabbits?
(http://www.baconstripranch.com/images/20_Elmer_Fudd2.jpg)
Ahhh...ha-ha-ha-ha-ha....
Daffy: "Ya know its funny.. no matter how many times he's shoot me the worst that happens is my beak comes off. Funny world aint it?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/Rabbit_Fire.jpg)
Peter Rottentail the meanest bunny this side of the pacos. (And one of the worst movies ever made)
(http://image.vodconcepts.com/image/cover/324/32488.cover.jpg)
The Gunny (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Lee_Ermey) could deal with Peter Rottentail
(http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/5672/gunnerysergeanthartmanpbj4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"You little scumbag! I got your name, I got your ass! You will not laugh, you will not cry, you will learn by the numbers, I will teach you! Now get up, get on your feet! You had best un-f**k yourself or I will unscrew your head and s**t down your neck!!"
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/1832/logancropsg5.jpg)
And then what will you do sergeant? By my calculations the dead now outnumber the living 400,000 to one! (Whether this would be accurate in a 6+ bil world, I don't know!)
Armed with THIS any good soldier can outlast the living dead...
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y162/SurfPack10/9781400049622.jpg)
(http://s1.subirimagenes.com/imagenes/previo/thump_1728159431portada.jpg) (http://www.subirimagenes.com/imagen-de-431portada-1728159.html) puppet vs toy serious cool battle
Zombies? Possessed puppets and toys?
How about ghosts? And this guy is a ghost AND Ermey!
(http://movies.infinitecoolness.com/03/thefrighteners10.jpg)
(http://www.armyofinbetween.com/images/films/ghostbusters.jpg)
Sometimes the logical flow of this thread amazes me!
We're sorry for the inconvenience but your planet must be cleared out of the way for the new hyperspace bypass.
(http://chud.com/nextraimages/vogon12705.jpg)
We aren't afraid of ghosts either, much less ghostbusters.
This space ship has the balls to take on those intergalactic burocrats!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/battlebeyond/battlebeyond1.jpg)
Quote from: KYGOTC on December 21, 2007, 10:58:16 PM
This space ship has the balls to take on those intergalactic burocrats!
Miss Ballbricker has a way with male 'parts'
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/motelhell/motelhell7-ic.jpg)
As I recall, Beulah has a snake phobia.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/anaconda1.jpg)
Does your Anaconda know the Riddle of the Steel or do voice overs for Darth Vader? I didn't think so... I give you...
(http://www.coin.dk/blogs/media/Thulsa-Doom.gif)
Thulsa Doom
I won't beat about the bush with this one.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ad/Arnold_Schwarzenegger.JPG/209px-Arnold_Schwarzenegger.JPG)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/kindergarten-cop-arnold-schwarzeneg.jpg)
Brought to his knees by a group of 6 year old kids.
LOL... It's not a tuma!
Your children can taunt...
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/1551/children55kt.jpg)
These chilluns will fry them into radioactive crispies.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/blues_brothers_penguin.jpg)
Sister Mary Stigmata can handle children, regardless of radiation.
The Good Sister may be able handle Jake and Ellwood...
But any female with a heartbeat is no match for...
(http://www.multileggedcreature.info/Trekker/images/amok_fight_kirk_panting_n_bleeding.jpg)
Ripped-Shirt Kirk
But even Kirk has fallen to a crazed Malcolm McDowell
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Clockwork%2771.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/patrick_stewart_as_oberon.jpg)
Patrick Stewart, with a full head of hair.
Who can beat Patrick Stewart but...
(http://phantasmarchives.net/p3_001.jpg)
Guy, Peace, and Roy!
Keeping the highways safe from all evildoers...
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2006/10/ponch_jon_puf.jpg)
Jon... Ponch...
and H.R. Pufnstuf (undercover Narc - yeah he was bustin you all through the 70's)
Look out, Ponch!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/81/60sbatmobile.jpg)
That janky old Batmobile will meet its end under the wheels of the mighty Bigfoot!
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/2909/1597571sl5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Steve Austin took on Bigfoot (and it did have mechanical parts)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Sixmilliondollar2.jpg)
That really steams the original Tin Man.
(http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5206/tinmanmh3.jpg)
Prepare to die Land of Oz scum !
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cody3.jpg)
Hah! Economy Model! Here's one with all the options.
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/tenthplanetga1.jpg)
Allow me to show you the fullsize delux model. :teddyr:
(http://hccweb1.bai.ne.jp/konekone/wswu/Uthin/DETH%20M.jpg)
This is the super deluxe model
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2296.jpg)
The Super-Duper Ultra Deluxe model:
(http://homepage.ntlworld.com/ryan.coombes/Myworld/cain1.JPG)
And even the Super-Duper Regular Deluxe could beat yours!
The Penultimate Deluxe Model!!
(http://ramblingthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/voltron.jpg)
Face the power of Voltron!!
A sonic screwdriver is just the tool for this job:
(http://www.kasterborus.com/tardis/10/dr10_4.jpg)
This is better than the sonic screwdriver
(http://images.ctv.ca/archives/CTVNews/img2/20071023/300_zombie2.jpg)
This looks like a job for Captain Jack & company.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/torchwood.jpg)
Ahoy maties, did you say me name?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Jack_Sparrow_In_Pirates_of_the_Caribbean-_At_World%27s_End.JPG)
Dumb-ass pirate....
(http://www.ps3informer.com/playstation-3/images/NinjaGaiden%20(18).jpg)
LOL... Ninjas! :bouncegiggle:
(http://twistedhumor.tripod.com/The_Tick/wacky_ninja.gif)
The Tick aint scared of no ninja.
Quote from: Justy on January 05, 2008, 10:59:17 PM
LOL... Ninjas! :bouncegiggle:
(http://twistedhumor.tripod.com/The_Tick/wacky_ninja.gif)
The Tick aint scared of no ninja.
Dude! There was a Tick COMIC BOOK?! I thought it was just a cartoon and an ill-fated live-action series!!
Looks like a tick ready to pop
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2123/2170491415_fe9551b4b6.jpg?v=0)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Autographed20Farkus_Dill.jpg)
Say uncle!
Like shooting fish in a barrel...
(http://www.galenfrysinger.ws/movies/christmas_story_c.jpg)
Red Rider saves the day with his "official Red Ryder carbine action two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time".
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/santaacs.jpg)
"You'll shoot your eye out kid...Merry Christmas...Ho...Ho...Ho..."
Actually he just got older and acquired some serious firepower
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/1188634184_l.jpg)
Better wear your safety glasses
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2350/2175541960_ec25c23d83.jpg?v=0)
Resistance is futile
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/borgcube0uy.jpg)
Hmmmm, now there's an interesting question. How would a Borg cube hold up against an EDF ship with a wave motion gun? I'm going to be thinking about that all afternoon.
Oh, and this guy seriously wrecked the Borg, both in the story arc and in the real-world sense of making a cool Star Trek enemy suck.
(http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content05/cellborg-hgh.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on January 07, 2008, 02:21:42 PM
Oh, and this guy seriously wrecked the Borg, both in the story arc and in the real-world sense of making a cool Star Trek enemy suck.
:thumbup:
Of course, a photo Berman might have been appropriate, too. :teddyr:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/berman.jpg)
A face like that needs to have an iron skillet taken to it:
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/6482/skilletel3.jpg)
Cast iron is no match to the TORCH!
(http://www.gas-tec.com/images/JPEGs/twotorches.JPG)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Htorch.PNG)
Oh, c'mon. Its to easy.
(http://www.marinwater.org/images/WaterBottles1a.jpg)
yes it is ...
(http://www.americanchemical.net/car_pro/images/copal_sponge_lg.jpg)
Yes it is!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Htorch.PNG)
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/kurt_russell_backdraft.jpg)
Let's see....who is a match for Kurt Russell?
(http://www.houseofhorrors.com/childs.gif)
I heard of Snake... I heard he was dead.(http://www.schuetzundpartner.de/4ebay/bbjones/truckturner.jpg)
He is the Duke of New York, he is A Number 1.
The Duke, eh?
Well, I believe we found out who was Number 1:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/bpdpleas.jpg)
(Is there a Donald Pleasance - Keith David reference to made?)
Who better to take on Donald Pleasace than Michael Meyers!!
.
.
.
.
(http://www.forthegoodtimes.com/images/Austin.jpg)
Whoops... wrong one!!
"You stole my look! You've left me no choice but to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2e/Pertweejon.jpg)
(http://www.berkeleydailyplanet.com/photos/09-22-06/filmmabuse.jpg)
Can your virtuous time-traveling body-changing doctor from a series of serials beat my EVIL hypnotic shape-changing doctor from a series of pulp films?
"Love that pointy nose. Come here big boy."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/15/Chickenlady.jpg)
Move aside and make room for the original CHICKEN WOMEN!
(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/freaks.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Colonel.jpg)
One Billion Served...Beat That Mr. Sanders...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Ronald_McDonald.jpg)
Over 2 billion served ...
(http://styletraxx.com/paris-hilton-pic.gif)
Thank God for the good doctor
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dr_ehrlich_mb.jpg)
Too much chance for error even with a magic bullet...
And not to pile on Paris by any means...
(http://www.shipschematics.net/yamato/images/title.jpg)
Prepare to fire the Wave Motion Gun!
I sunk your battleship...
(http://www.wikihow.com/images/c/cc/Battleship_game.jpg)
William Hayes is here to put a stop to all this with his dreaded Hayes Code:
(http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/9325/hayes23fc1.jpg)
This 1934 movie shamelessly defied the Production Code, and made a tidy profit!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Maniac_filmposter.jpg)
I can beat that
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/2000maniacs.jpg)
They probably couldn't beat that, but this is quantity as opposed to quality here, people!
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/9232/10001fg7.png)
Foolish humans and all creatures of the land and sky!!
(http://www.sffaudio.com/images/large/GOLDENRECORDS20000LeaguesUnderTheSeaLP500.jpg)
All your birds are fish food when they're
20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
Captain Nemo shall prevail!!
(http://www.digitaldreammachine.com/blogimages/luxo/NemoOnRay.jpg)
Captain Nemo was defeated by the man with the chin, who's harpoon is more than a match for a little fish too.
(http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3285536.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=4F84C7EF07395AB6BEB0009BB3C4198BA55A1E4F32AD3138)
And his Whale of a Tale song kicked ass!
Ah! Kirk Douglas...
Kirk didn't fare so well against Sir Lawrence Olivier...
(http://www.murphsplace.com/olivier/spartacus/crass4.jpg)
I give you Marcus Lucinius Crassus
I think Maximus could take care of him...
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/6590/gladiatorqr2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
All right sir. Will you come along quietly?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/96/Military_swat_team.jpg/300px-Military_swat_team.jpg)
Catch me if you can!
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/1/11/Roadrunner.jpg)
(Acceleratti Incredibilus)
Meep-Meep!
"Please listen to me, Roadrunner"
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e68/konradarnold/blog/supersoul.jpg)
Off the air
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/freaks.jpg)
Oooh, oooh, I know I've used this pic before, but it's from the same movie...so
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/C113-8.jpg)
(http://cinefagos.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/planet-terror-rose-mcgowan.jpg)
STOP! Hammer Time!!
(http://whatsupnyc.com/blog/archives/MC-Hammer.jpeg)
Bang! Bang! MC's silver hammer
Came down on her head.
Bang! Bang! MC's silver hammer
Made sure that she was dead.
I got something that'll make ya dance.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/alone16.jpg)
Make way for a real loose cannon
(http://members.aol.com/prezelski/sledge_hammer.jpg)
Make way for a dirty cannon!
(http://www.movieactors.com/photos-2003/eastwood-dirtyharry.jpeg)
His cannon is even bigger!
(http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/548/megatrongoodbyeby2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
what?
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Tank-Girl-Poster-C10133203.jpeg)
Tank Girl, meet Hammer's Slammers
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Hammer_M2_Ursa_Hovertank.jpg)
This looks like a job for...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/megaforce/megaforce4.jpg)
The MEGAFORCE
(Damn! I have the perfect counter to this! Oh cruel world why can't I reply to my own post. Well it's karma if anyone comes with it.)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/fox.jpg)
Yeah, and this guy read his book
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d7/Patton1.jpg)
Ahh...Andy took my idea!
Oh well, this guy also took on the Desert Fox:
(http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/2558/montgomeryvx6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
And had a (not so) grand success here ... at Market Garden.
(http://sourcemaps.com/library/files/marketgarden.jpg)
I match your messup up allied operation...
(http://www.diggerhistory2.info/graveyards/images/map05.jpg)
And raise you with this collossal FUBAR screw up... The Battle of Gallipoli.
this conversation makes me think of...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Risk_logo.png)
CHARMANDER! go set fire to that board game!
(http://faqsmedia.ign.com/faqs/image/ani004.gif)
Wonder Twins Power Activate
(http://www.supermanhomepage.com/images/superfriends/wonder-twins1.jpg)
Form of an +8 Reptile Slayer/ Fire Slayer Ice Whip...
Shape of psychotic dominatrix in a flame proof teddy...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/Donny%26marie1976title.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bfwbtit.jpg)
(http://www.rachellucas.com/siegfried_roy_tiger_1_r.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/tigger.jpg)
(http://www.miltontrainworks.com/MTW/services/KCC/images/K_tony_thumbs_up.jpg)
"They're Grreat!"
Winnie the Pooh will get all sleepy up in your ass:
(http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/1645/winniethepoohvw2.jpg)
(http://img248.imageshack.us/img248/4548/mt1135839728tm3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Snuffleupagus sneaks up on Winnie while he's sleeping and beats him with his trunk.
Give Big Bird a couple of these. Snuffy will go bye bye.
(http://www.healthyplace.com/medications/images/p03317e3%5B1%5D.jpg)
Thorazine has no effect on this guy...
(http://www.cs.chalmers.se/~sodergr/juna/photos/knife.jpg)
In the Halloween movies that mattered Mikey never had much luck against sis...
(http://thepics.ru/not-wallpapers/kino/jamie_lee_curtis/jamie_lee_curtis_2.jpg)
HERE'S JAMIE!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/ConalBCochran2B1.jpg)
We made Michael Myers and you disappear completely in our movie Miss Strode...
But in late October of 1982 he was #1 in movie theaters...
(http://www.moviemania.sk/img/retro/rambo-1.jpg)
A simple drifter who didn't want any problems with the man... John Rambo
be careful...
(http://www.davidpetersenartworks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/ivan-drago.jpg)
This Universal Soldier beat Dolph Lundgren...
(http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/4063/nuniversalsoldierht9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
And he b***h slapped the Federation...
(http://www.creativescreenwriting.com/csdaily/csdart/images/2006-06-June/7BestFinales--Locutus.jpg)
Lucutus of Borg
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/voy847202.jpg)
From the very depths of hell comes this evil...
(http://www.atariguide.com/c1/E_T__106.jpg)
You shall never escape from The Pits of Doom!
Quote from: Justy on January 17, 2008, 09:25:57 AM
From the very depths of hell comes this evil...
(http://www.atariguide.com/c1/E_T__106.jpg)
You shall never escape from The Pits of Doom!
I want to play that game so bad.
most of those cartridges ended up in a final resting place much like this one...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Duneposter.jpg)
Dune wasn't so bad
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Battlefield_earth_poster.jpg)
Travolta's still got a few thetans loose.
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/05_01/Cruise180507_468x499.jpg)
Go with the real deal!
Reverend Jim
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/039_33666.jpg)
The real deal
Sadly, Christopher Lloyd did not stay cool forever
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Suburban_Commando_DVD_cover.jpg)
However, he played a cool Klingon...
(http://services.tos.net/pics/st1/st1-klingon.gif)
Commander Kruge
But one of his lieutenants was a lecherous lawyer
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Night_Court.jpg)
However, Mr. Laroquette was also part of the Black Sheep Squadron...
So his karma is secure.
(http://www.fiftiesweb.com/tv/black-sheep-cast.jpg)
Baa Baa Black Sheep
No it isn't
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/videos/drv400/v408/v40820gflxu.jpg)
Perhaps your right...
I'll just have the good
Sgt. Hulka kill him for good...
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hulka.jpg)
The Big Toe
(And yes, another Laroquette movie :twirl:)
Here we see John promising to go away and never return
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/blindate.jpg)
And yet, this remains William Daniels' best-known role
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/KITT_Universal_Studios.jpg)
Nice chassis. But the Hoff moved on to work with Barb...er...Pam
(http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_916_images/pam_barb2.jpg)
But that bike doesn't come with a built-in Vic-20
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Warriorofthelostworld.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on January 18, 2008, 11:16:01 PM
And yet, this remains William Daniels' best-known role
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e7/KITT_Universal_Studios.jpg)
KITT has a new driver:
(http://www.february-7.com/warehouse/knightrider&arnoldjackson.jpg)
Don't come driving through here young fella...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/tinytown/tinytown7.jpg)
*Pic borrowed from Andrew's most excellent review of The Terror Of Tiny Town :thumbup:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cs2_shot2l.jpg)
(http://www.devildead.com/creepshow/creepshow204.jpg)
:cheers:
(http://www.jubail-wildlife-sanctuary.info/sanctuary/images/CleaningDucksCFS8.jpg)
No duck or veterinary proctologist can survive this lepine warrior...
(http://comicpants.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/usagi.jpg)
Usagi Yojimbo!
General Woundwart's armies shall crush a single lepine warrior...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e1/Watership_woundwort.jpg)
(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh52/darthchicken/bobross.jpg)
Bob Ross is so happy that nothing can kill him. His aura of happy can turn anyone into a pacifist.
But Bob, as mellow and soothing as he is, was preceded by Bill Alexander, whose mighty trees are more than a match for any happy little bushes. Just hand him a pallet knife, a broad brush and some alizerin crimson, and he'll show his Prussian superiority over that hippy.
(http://www.wingsofart.com/bill_Alexander.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on January 21, 2008, 12:08:55 AM
But Bob, as mellow and soothing as he is, was preceded by Bill Alexander, whose mighty trees are more than a match for any happy little bushes. Just hand him a pallet knife, a broad brush and some alizerin crimson, and he'll show his Prussian superiority over that hippy.
(http://www.wingsofart.com/bill_Alexander.jpg)
Oh man that is who I was going to post ... Mr. Almighty paint brush himself.
Your paintings combined don't match my Picture Pages...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/52/Picture_pages.JPG)
How the mighty have fallen
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Leonard_part_six_ver2.jpg)
As always a good retort AndyC but the bitter taste of that movie fades easily with the taste of a good old pudding pop...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/cosbyjello.jpg)
What's This!?
(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/36/22/67/18473827.jpg)
PUDDING POPS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/M0000382.jpg)
I am the last people.
No I am
(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/I_Am_Legend/i_am_legend_will_smith__1_.jpg)
Didn't this young lady bring Will to his knees:
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p199/LewisAcid/EvaMendes.jpg)
The Fabulous Moolah will snap that scrawny twig in two...
(http://img3.pcpop.com/upimg3/2006/4/28/0000811322.jpg)
Ah, bless her cauliflower ears. Remember back when lady wrestlers were actually tough, and not just pin-up girls with huge boobs. Not that I have anything against that, but Moolah looks like she can kick some ass, and she's obviously had no elective cosmetic surgery of any kind.
But who could beat her? How about another tough old broad.
(http://deadasadoornail.com/deadpeople/3f0ec118644e403ddd11c5797e9Anne-Ramsey.jpg)
(http://umtailgate.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/goonies_sloth_1024.jpg)
HEY YOU GUYS!!
(http://janusmuseum.org/panabasis/brain03.jpg)
We belong dead!! AAAaaaAAAaaaaAAH!
Tiny (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiny_%28Rob_Zombie%29) will break both of their necks and then drag their corpses off to be buried.
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/1302/180pxtinyrejectsnw7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on January 24, 2008, 04:03:36 PM
(http://janusmuseum.org/panabasis/brain03.jpg)
We belong dead!! AAAaaaAAAaaaaAAH!
What is that from? I think theres a Misfits song about that....
Quote from: KYGOTC on January 25, 2008, 01:02:37 AM
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on January 24, 2008, 04:03:36 PM
(http://janusmuseum.org/panabasis/brain03.jpg)
We belong dead!! AAAaaaAAAaaaaAAH!
What is that from? I think theres a Misfits song about that....
The picture is from "The Brain that wouldn't Die", the quote is from "Bride of Frankenstein"
A guy who does it without makeup
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Michael_Berryman_2007.png/220px-Michael_Berryman_2007.png)
Except when he's turned into a boneheaded dinosaur!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/Movie%20Deaths/The%20Guyver/guyver_lisker01.jpg)
I'm a boneheaded dinosaur too...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Barneythedino.jpg)
Bye Bye Barney!!!!!
(http://www.resonancepub.com/images/asteroid_impact.gif)
*BOOM*
Hello Ice Age...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/Tauntaun.jpg)
BYE BYE ICE AGE ... AL IS HERE!
(http://i.treehugger.com/Al-Gore-R.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/chadhang1.jpg)
I guess theres only one response to that...
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d121/frienemies/george_bush_finger_flip_off1.jpg)
(http://cdn.last.fm/coverart/300x300/2429506-385324970.jpg)
(http://www.edcourtenay.co.uk/content/binary/twat2.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/261909bGIF_w.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/raid.jpg)
Needs to be a little bigger.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/tarantula1.jpg)
The Jolly Green Giant will squash your spider!
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/1435/jollygreenap4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Mmmmm... one serving of veggies.
(http://www.obsessedwithfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/Thanos02.jpg)
Ho-Ho-Ho... Dee-licious.
Yeah fatten up Galactus...Unicron is hungry...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/Unicron2.jpg)
For you, Unicron, the ultimate indigestion: Rodimus Prime.
(http://bellsouthpwp.net/d/e/deinonychus/legacy/rodimuspicr.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mechago3.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/97/The_Cure_Live_in_Singapore_-_1st_August_2007.jpg/220px-The_Cure_Live_in_Singapore_-_1st_August_2007.jpg)
Hey, he kicked Mecha Streisand's butt.
Prepare to be prepared... yeah. :thumbup:
(http://montaraventures.com/pix/spinal-tap.jpg)
They've got the hair and the amplitudes.
Ah, but they mellowed out
(http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper877/stills/3e9665db3340c-96-1.jpg)
These guys are pretty mellow too!
(http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/5553/23701nr7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dragnettvh1-1.jpg)
The use of any narcotic or controlled substance , including marijuana is a violation of the Penal Code of the State of California, you two are under arrest.
Well, Jack Webb is pretty hard to beat, but this guy could nearly always get around Harry Morgan.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/HawkeyeEpisode.jpg)
Our doctor has many more good years on you...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Doogie_Howser_Cast_Photo.gif)
(http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/item/43000/42249/70270-dr-karbunkle_400.jpg)
I've been looking for an excuse to toss in this guy, so, uh, my doctor can turn all of yours into freakish sado-masochist mutants!
...and he wears high heels.
Doctor Phibes is the true master of medical science
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008ZOZA.09.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Dammit Anton I'm A Doctor Not A Psychopathic Disfigured Man Trying To Avenge His Dead Wife.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/LeonardMcCoy.jpg)
Look out! Here comes another evil doctor.
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/4110/00412614ay0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(Dr. Giggles)
Did somebody call a doctor?
(http://www.skylineonline.com/scans/LR%20Dr.%20Demento%201.jpg)
The Doctor is in!
I AM the WolfMAN!
(http://www.frightenstein.com/goodies/hhof-wolfman.jpg)
Karma for that bit of Canadian TV history. Of course, the Count was the boss around Castle Frightenstein.
(http://myweb.wvnet.edu/e-gor/tvhorrorhosts/grafix/countfrightenstein.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/2003_12_countchoc.jpg)
Willy Wonka hires Count Chocula to help run part of his chocolate factory...
(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6691/742145352d6d304ba82ic8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
The Count cannot refuse and graciously accepts.
But in the lab: EYE-gor was employee-of-the-month
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/6/62/MartyFeldman.jpg)
Bah, he's no match for the original hunchbacked lab assistant. All hunchbacks named Igor are but pale imitations of Fritz here.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y108/creighton1313/dwight_frye_fritz.gif)
He'll burn "EYE-gor's" eye out with that torch just like he singed Boris Karloff's hair.
Frankie's not wild about Fritz...and Ygor isn't wild about Eye-gor....!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/353742403_fb3c7ee682.jpg)
Deniro Monster steps in, throws a left and a right, and bada-BING! thats the match!
(http://data38.sevenload.com/i/na/ek/dntr7ph/78p.jpg)
I couldn't see your Deniro monster but this Deniro needs to know, "You talkin' to me?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/Taxi_Driver_still_5.jpg)
"I've had enough of your treachery Mr. Bickle. Time to meet your maker!"
(http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/8735/stewiegriffinsn8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://www.fortunecity.com/lavender/mockingbird/1118/misc/icecream.jpg)
one word...FINSTER.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-109.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/BIN313_a.jpg)
My baby can beat up your baby
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/MiniMe_APTSWSM.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/nicknack.jpg)
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_R0LQZLAs3o8/RkHytyeo_EI/AAAAAAAAAHQ/j-HDqXRilrA/s400/Ricardo_Montalban.jpg)
It is very cold in space...
(http://admiralrupert.googlepages.com/kirk.jpg)
KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!
I suppose that was inevitable :teddyr:
But Shatner ain't gettin' any younger, and the next generation of aging TV icons are already starting to get laughs just by being in something.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b9/DavidHasselhoff_20050926.jpg/200px-DavidHasselhoff_20050926.jpg)
Herest comes another inevitability...
(http://www.edwardsamuels.com/illustratedstory/chapter%207/mccheese2.jpg)
They're coming to get you David...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Creepy_King_Bed.png)
The ULTIMATE fast-food mascots:
(http://www.adweek.com/aw/images/best_spots/best_spots_04/0319_bs25.gif)
Gotta love the Spongemonkeys. As I recall, they also like the moon, but this guy done blowed it up real good.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Piccolo_%28Dragon_Ball%29_photo.jpg)
Well...Vegeta vs. Vegtable...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-110.jpg)
Vegetable vs. Fruit
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Bpjpict3.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on February 08, 2008, 08:44:38 PM
Well...Vegeta vs. Vegtable...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-110.jpg)
PICCALO vs. vegtable, you silly n00b!
BANANAS?!
(http://www.dan-dare.org/FreeFun/Images/DonkeyKong.jpg)
"Monkey bad!"
(http://www.coldhardflash.com/images/napster-bad.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on February 09, 2008, 12:05:06 AM
"Monkey bad!"
(http://www.coldhardflash.com/images/napster-bad.jpg)
What the heck is that?
James Hetfield of Metallica in an animated spoof from a few years back. Kind of looks like Donkey Kong.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napster_Bad (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Napster_Bad)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/H_logo.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/42/Limewire_Icon.png)
Did somebody say BANANAS?!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d9/Kongtoho.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Wray_Fay_King_Kong_publicity_photo.jpg)
In the words of Carl Denham, "Twas beauty killed the beast".
Beauty fades...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sextette/sextette2.jpg)
My Good Mercy!
Hail! Bad Movies Picture War
Ugly Woman, No!
(http://www.bfi.org.uk/features/westerns-gall/images/420/good-bad-ugly.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/BabyDollPoster.jpg)
Baby Doll...Meet Baby Jane...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e9/Bette_Davis_and_Joan_Crawford_in_Whatever_Happened_to_Baby_Jane_trailer.jpg)
Baby Jane, meet your DEAD RINGER
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/BETTEdeadringer.jpg)
Meatloaf was a Dead Ringer...For Love...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/92/17592485_l.jpg)
Meatloaf...dead...for love...yes, yes he was:
(http://www.rockyarchive.org/img/rhps/RHPS-Credits-MeatLoafL.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/RHPS-RW1C2-FrankTattooS.jpg)
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT(http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/xisca/archives/Monty_Python_2.jpg)
Quote from: Justy on February 18, 2008, 07:23:15 PM
AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT
(http://www.zonalibre.org/blog/xisca/archives/Monty_Python_2.jpg)
HAHA! +karma!
Like the deleted John Cleese impersonation of an elephant?
(http://www.filmforum.org/films/python/completely.jpg)
Take THIS!
(http://www.mwscomp.com/mpfc/silywalk.gif)
An unexpected response...
(http://marioemario.ilcannocchiale.it/mediamanager/sys.user/23310/Monty_Python_Spanish_Inquisition.jpg)
"This will all end with the Spanish Inquisition, I just know it"
(http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/top-ten-movie-robots/img_6.jpg)
Depressed cannot beat neurotic, insecure and generally uptight.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Kryten1.jpg)
Psychotic and anti-social works just as well...
(http://www.gausswerks.com/img/blackholemax.jpg)
But funny and cool is even better...
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/saveservo.jpg)
Speaking of homemade friends, May was pretty good at it...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0e/May.JPG)
May was succeeded by June.
(http://www.junelockhart.com/pics/june03.jpg)
But she wasn't the "special guest star" for three seasons.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/JonathanHarris.JPG)
Cowardly characters rule...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Shaggy_scooby_wnsd2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/miller137art2.jpg)
Yes, they do rule, especially if they're royalty.
(http://farbucks.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/28/capclock.jpg)
From one grandfather clock to another...
(http://www.bustachange.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/clocktowerstruckbylightning.JPG)
I think that 1.21 Gigawatts is sufficient to snuff out any clock.
Lightning is good for some people
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Frankenstein_Karloff.jpg)
(http://www.the-reel-mccoy.com/movies/classics/images/EdWood3.jpg)
"You think it takes talent to do Frankenstein? It's all makeup and grunting."
(http://www.s9.com/images/portraits/18682_Lugosi-Bela.jpg)
Ain't nothing like the real thing, baby.
Dr. Van Helsing paid a visit to your wives while you were posing for your head shot.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Van_Helsing%2C_Vampire_Hunter.jpg)
The good doctor will have a problem with this young lady.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/spacegirl_1_th.jpg)
(http://www.batmantas.com/img/freeze8.jpg)
...Or her doppelgänger, here.
(http://www.sfu.ca/~jtoal/robot/pics/Metropolis.jpg)
Why do I have Def Leppard's Women playing in my brain?
She would like to play.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/invasion_of_the_bee_girls4.jpg)
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g202/holycrap23/Beyond.jpg)
As would she, as soon as she changes her contacts.
I'm sorry but you seem to have something in your eye...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/Zombi2poster.jpg)
(http://www.filmsite.org/filmfotos/beyond.jpg)
Lemme' get that for ya'!
(..yeah it was a cheap one I know..)
A reading of Vogon poetry and you'll soon forget about your eyes
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/vogons2.jpg)
Even eyes won't stick around for Vogon poetry
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crawleye/crawleye6.jpg)
(http://www.jeffbots.com/mst.jpg)
...I have a feeling we've seen that one before...
I actually can't pick a favourite host, but this still seems like the obvious answer
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/Joel2.JPG)
Indeed, sometimes the host of a show makes all the difference...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ee/BobBarkerSeason31Publicity.jpg)
Indeed. Let's see Bob Barker take on The Running Man
(http://www.movievillains.com/images/killian.jpg)
(http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/c/Bob%20Crane/dickiedawson.jpg)
Feh, he'll just hide out in a German POW camp.
Charles and Brett had the better view while Richard sat on the bottom...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/1977regularsrayburnshot.jpg)
And Bruce Vilanche liked to be on top! :tongueout:
(http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/3931/getimagejf3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
That's fine with me,big boy!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-112.jpg)
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9084/wrongma1.jpg)
WRONG ANSWER...?!?!? :bluesad:
I have nothing to live for .....now......
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY BRAIN!?!?!?!?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/drink_4.jpg)
(http://images.thewavemag.com/images/articles/10001-11000/10570.jpg)
Hey, at least yours isn't in a paint shaker!!!
Yeah...yer right! I'm so happy! I feel much better now!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-113.jpg)
I love my Brain!!!
BRAIIIINS! BRAINS!!!! BRAINS!!!!!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/brains.jpg)
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_home/the_wizard_of_oz/ray_bolger/wizardofoz1.jpg)
Siiiigh...if only I had one.
Hey scarecrow, how bout a little fire...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e0/MargaretHamiltoninTheWizardOfOz.jpg)
Hey everyone, how about a little water?
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc85/Jennifer_Anime/KISAME.jpg)
Bring your ice skates. A hockey game might break out.
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00018/ed_imgRSNN1921XX_18681a.jpg)
Did someone say hockey?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Slap_shot_movie_poster.jpg)
(http://sctvguide.ca/episodes/images/gwn.jpg)
Take off, eh!
(http://www.ruggedelegantliving.com/a/images/Demi.Moore.Striptease.jpg)
Yeah, take off...take it ALL off.
I .....WILL ....win you.....A PINK ELEPHANT!!!!
(http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s294/cuppajoe07/darkman16.jpg)
(http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/qui_gon_jinn_02.jpg)
Bet I get that elephant with THIS....
I think I have the better chance without that meddlesome George Lucas interfering
(http://www.starwars.com/episode-iii/explore/sithsnap/2005/06/img/ep3_ia_91452.jpg)
(http://www.samruby.com/Spiderverse/Spiderman/CostumeSixArms.gif)
Pssh...only four arms? Noob.
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/e899733f5588.jpg)
Who needs arms, Earth slime?
Talk about your close Calls!!!
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii180/ometiklan/HenstrigeAVATAR4.gif)
Cover up Alien...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Ellen_ripley.jpg)
By the way KYGOTC, the Pink elephant repsonse has made me laugh out loud a few times today. Karma :bouncegiggle:
you can't kill me....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/f4404.gif)
...I'm already dead!
Billy Barty is One Lucky SOB!!
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii180/ometiklan/FisherUTTRAVATAR.gif)
(http://www.yale.edu/anime/imgarchive/ranma/ranma-chan.gif)
Caveat Emptor!
...help...me...Spock...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/shat.jpg)
...me...so horny!
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/39d3fc44482f.jpg)
In Search Of... a good time?
(http://images.wikia.com/memoryalpha/en/images/e/e0/DeForest_Kelley.jpg)
Dammit Jim - I'm a doctor, not a pimp!
(http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/25/escalator.jpg)
Quote from: Newt on March 04, 2008, 09:24:42 AM
(http://timesonline.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/09/25/escalator.jpg)
.......huh? You'll have to explain this to me. I'm not a huge Star Trek fan.
:question: I don't understand! :question:
(http://l.yimg.com/img.tv.yahoo.com/tv/us/img/site/07/35/0000000735_20060919022335.jpg)
An escalator and a screaming person seems the perfect window of oppurtunity to pull THIS!
(http://www.horschamp.qc.ca/images/photos/baker.jpg)
Sorry guys: it is in reference to one of the "Dammit Jim" quotations. "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not an escalator."
And an escalator would be handier than the good doctor for delivering the lovelies.
And here I have been afraid to admit the times when I have been confused. I feel better now. Thanks for that.
Carry on.
P.S. I see I lost karma for it too: a bit harsh I think.
Quote from: Newt on March 04, 2008, 06:46:55 PM
Sorry guys: it is in reference to one of the "Dammit Jim" quotations. "Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor not an escalator."
And an escalator would be handier than the good doctor for delivering the lovelies.
And here I have been afraid to admit the times when I have been confused. I feel better now. Thanks for that.
Carry on.
P.S. I see I lost karma for it too: a bit harsh I think.
Thanks for the explaination! Ive actually been meaning to get into the old star trek.
You got boo'd for posting an escalator????? Here, I got your back. karma.
Who needs an escalator when you can do this:
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/2d99a67c7632.jpg)
The power of Ming compels you!
The power of Ming compels you!
(http://glennkenny.premiere.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/10/ming.jpg)
(I was gonna go with Father Merin, but Ming is so much cooler. It was either Ming or the Brewmeister.)
You may have power Ming but I HAVE THE POWER...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Masters_of_the_universe.jpg)
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u68/NSUDemonChipmunk/Cartoons/he-man.gif)
Hey, he looks nothing like me.
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/aea6b3676378.jpg)
Hey HE-MAN! ME HAN! And my wookiee beats your Battlecat any day.
Thats great but wheres my money...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/JabbatheHuttROTJ.jpg)
I'm putting you on the Stephen King diet...
(http://www.impawards.com/1996/posters/stephen_kings_thinner.jpg)
CRAZY FAT ETHEL says "Nuts!" to dieting and eats Stephen King and all his thick 10 lb novels. <BUUURRP!>
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/Criminally2.jpg)
Baby, if THIS doesn't make you want to swear off food, nothing will.
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb286/ehrrinkeenan/richardsimmons1xr6rq1.jpg)
Aw mom, me no like veggies or effeminate work out gurus. Me want COOKIE!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/CookieMonstersMom.jpg)
No cookies for you! No nasty salads! All goes into the mighty garbage disposal.
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/how-to-repair-small-appliances-42.jpg)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/dae1b7e99f14.jpg)
AWW! NOW WE'LL HAVE NOWHERE TO PLAAAAY!
Don't worry kids, you can play here: :thumbup:
(http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5473/060922forivorycoastexdr9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
This product had more toxic shock per square inch than any lousy chemical dump:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/250px-Rely_Tampons_Front.jpg)
Do you need to get some? You can borrow my ride!
(http://www.bobbittville.com/Pinto-1972BobEvans.jpg)
Cars are only cool if they can do THIS.
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/Squall42080/02%20-%20G1%20Prowl/prowl07.jpg)
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p141/domer28/kitt.jpg)
Ah, but can he talk like William Daniels?
(http://www.swampland.com/img/Image/articles/charliedaniels2/charliedaniels_chris_redwhiteblue.jpg)
Or maybe Charlie Daniels???
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/6e4f411cdbd8.jpg)
Hi there. As soon as I get some clothes on, I'll start pleading my case about how someone needs to look like they're driving that thing.
Hola muchacho, theres only room for one shirtless 80s icon...lets fight til the death...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/eestrada.jpg)
Ponch, meet Paunch
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bb/Central_Obesity_008.jpg/180px-Central_Obesity_008.jpg)
Paunches, meet paunches:
(http://www.wilsonsalmanac.com/images1/blue_meanies.jpg)
Sgt. Pepper was out, but here's Atouk to do the job.
(http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/4/24584-large.jpg)
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m3/valley-gwangi-a.jpg)
Hey, dem's our pterodactyls!!
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/a26b82b4b053.jpg)
*URRP* Dem was good eatin', mister!
Junior! Leave that poor animal alone and come play with your cars!
(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/0/b70-373)
I know a big skank who's gonna need a big dose of Penicillin...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/colossalSyringe.jpg)
That looks even better than me pa's ashes...
(http://www.usounds.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/keithrichards.jpg)\
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/0e2eb0478e91.jpg)
Oh bollocks. Keef goes for the smack n' I gotta sing and pick on this bleedin' thing.
Longest running band in existance, meet shortest running band in existance!
(http://www40.brinkster.com/celtiberia/images/sex_pistols.jpg)
Keep on rockin' while keeping regular!!
(http://www.metamucil.com/images/products/2_1_powders.jpg)
Now in Orange and Berry Burst!!
(http://media.npr.org/programs/morning/features/2005/oct/krofft/krofft_story2.jpg)
Oranges, schmoranges!
Don't be knockin' the oranges, my droogs. I'll keep you regular as clockwork...
(http://moviescreens.tripod.com/clockwork/clock01.jpg)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/878e6473d3f0.jpg)
PUT THE FREAKIN' ORANGES DOWN, WENDY!
Jack, dear, how about some cherries?
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/1pfeiffer-gal-eastwick.jpg)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/579b3dcc26f0.jpg)
Back off, girls! This Cherry's got a KICK!
(http://www.celeblegs.net/ms/mcgowanrose01.jpg)
I prefer my Rose with both stems, thank you very much. :twirl:
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on March 09, 2008, 10:15:38 AM
(http://www.celeblegs.net/ms/mcgowanrose01.jpg)
I prefer my Rose with both stems, thank you very much. :twirl:
Heh, you're whitty.
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on March 09, 2008, 10:15:38 AM
(http://www.celeblegs.net/ms/mcgowanrose01.jpg)
I prefer my Rose with both stems, thank you very much. :twirl:
Jessica Alba eats rose for breakfast.
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/butasamb/bloggin/j5.jpg)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/a72b5305cb00.jpg)
And how she was by lunchtime.
(http://static.flickr.com/70/186494787_8fcc05883a_o.jpg)
Feeeeeed me seymour! Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddddddddddd meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
(http://www.latvlegends.com/Seymour/Seymour1.GIF)
Okay, okay, I'll feed you right after we
get back from our movie tonight:
Attack Of The Mushroom People
Did somebody say mushrooms??(http://i.n.com.com/i/ne/p/2007/mario_449x600.jpg)
Mario can handle mushrooms!
This guy will beat Mario any day
(http://www.smashbros.com/en_us/characters/images/link/link.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/resident_evil_4.jpg)
Never go to a gunfight with just a sword.
(http://solidsnake19148.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/boss.jpg)
I find a knife and gun combo works the best!
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/1f323de513ed.jpg)
Knives, schmives. Hail to the King, baby.
No no no...
Hail to the REAL king baby!
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6897/2395yn0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Comon you mutha!
(http://www.phantasmarchives.net/youmutha.gif)
(http://www.horrorstew.com/images/Chainsaw003.jpg)
Th' hell did you just call me?!!
(http://www.iconsoffright.com/Edwin/TMC2.jpg)
Ah' called you a hog-b***h, Bubba! What're you gonna do about it?
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/25c0196ad1f4.jpg)
Swallow your soul, that's what I'm gonna do!
(BTW, bad ass fig)
He's no match for Old Chief Wood'nhead!
(http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/205/pdvd022mr3.png) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/68832f7c63f8.jpg)
HOLLY WOOD be...
And what about HOLLY Body?
(http://www.wickedpictures.com/graphics/bio/profile/profile-355.jpg)
How 'bout Myra?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/MYRA.jpg)
Or Myron?
(http://www.betterthanfudge.com/img/ReedRex.jpg)
Or Byron?(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Lord_Byron_coloured_drawing.png/492px-Lord_Byron_coloured_drawing.png)
or Percy?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/shelley1.jpg)
(http://sovserv.ru/dc/media/images/2/4/0/108006.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mobile-infantry-1.jpg)
(http://www.iht.it/cinema/star4.gif)
this is what eats most of them!
...but, what's eating THIS guy?
(http://images.boxofficemojo.com/img/g/gilbertgrape/WEGG_Still_4249.jpg)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/0f65a5c06ce8.jpg)
Don'tcha mean WHO'LL be eating that guy?
Quote from: biff_debris on March 15, 2008, 07:10:31 PM
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/0f65a5c06ce8.jpg)
Don'tcha mean WHO'LL be eating that guy?
What movie is that?
Quote from: KYGOTC on March 16, 2008, 01:19:27 AM
Quote from: biff_debris on March 15, 2008, 07:10:31 PM
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/0f65a5c06ce8.jpg)
Don'tcha mean WHO'LL be eating that guy?
What movie is that?
WHAT'S EATING GILBERT GRAPE-early Johnny (now teen idol) Depp movie.
Yummmmm....grapes....!!!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-114.jpg)
I KEEEELL you!
(http://tesla.liketelevision.com/liketelevision/images/lowrez/7doors444.jpg)
Seven doors eh...I'll take door #1...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/Let%27s_Make_A_Deal.gif)
(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/TopFilms/Godfather/Godfather15.jpg)
I'd like to make you an offer you can't refuse!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untouchables.jpg)
Don Corleone, I'd like to have a word with you.
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/4d12b0b9e809.jpg)
Fredo, tell the gentleman he's about to be the subject of an "Unsolved Mystery"...
[BTW: KYGOTC, the pic I posted earlier is from Motel Hell, reviewed on here at http://www.badmovies.org/movies/motelhell/ (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/motelhell/)]
(http://www.radioarchives.org/pictures/Edward%20G%20Robinson.jpg)
Mugsy! get in here and show this punk out the door, see!
(http://www.varmintal.com/heston.jpg)
...and someone tell Edward G. that he's made of Soylent Green, wouldya?
On your knees, Chuck!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/Liberty_2005_3.jpg/449px-Liberty_2005_3.jpg)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/ba1584272598.jpg)
Hotcha mama! Here I comes, outta the hot tub!
Ladies and gentlemen, the original annoying shaky camera movie...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/26/Blair_Witch_Project.jpg)
O RLY?
(http://www.horrormovies.com/images/CannibalHolocaustDelEd.jpg)
Unschpeekable horrors from outer space paralyze the living and resurrect the dead!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Plan_9_poster.JPG)
And speaking of bubble-headed guys in outer space...
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b110/xnmeme/Tom.jpg)
We demand you give equal time to us bubble-headed gals in outer space!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Queen_of_Outer_Space_01.jpg)
Awright - QUEEN! Woo!!
(http://www.dailygalaxy.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/26/queen_rock_group_1.jpg)
Did somebody say "Queen?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Rocky_Horror_2.JPG)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/3412656_gal.jpg)
"Do I make you horny?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/127817.jpg)
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2088/2881/320/seenoevil_113.jpg)
...hmm? Sorry? What?
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on March 20, 2008, 03:20:02 PM
(http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2088/2881/320/seenoevil_113.jpg)
...hmm? Sorry? What?
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/WillieWonkanothing.gif)
(http://www.newsbog.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/jack-nicholson.jpg)
Why don'tcha get Gene Wilder to do the whole galldamn thing?
(and karma to anyone who knows where THAT came from!)
Isnt that Nicolson being p**sed about not being asked to do the Joker again?
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/688b2ffbc3b6.jpg)
Wait'll they get a load of -- US!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Twins_Poster.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/twinsitters.jpg)
(http://www.boomerangshop.com/dvdcover/imageweb5/TheCrazysitter20069391_f.jpg)
This is not from a movie but it should be
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i25/Wesnizzy/dabears.jpg)
Very nice grouping, what an oppurtunity!
(http://www.moviesonline.ca/AdvHTML_Upload/deathrace.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathrace/deathrace6.jpg)
Yo, Adrian -- I didn't mean to lose you in that turn!
Great helmet, Sly; now I found something to match my lamp!
(http://www.lightspotbunbury.com.au/_content/photo%20gallery/Table%20Lamps/pinstripes_tl.jpg)
(http://www.pages.drexel.edu/~ams22/Babe%20Ruth.jpg)
the great bambino needs to do some redecorating!
Might I suggest a decorator?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/59/BEETLEJUICE.jpg/394px-BEETLEJUICE.jpg)
Good thing Stephen takes the bullet for the Baldwins bad film wise.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Slap_shot_2.jpg)
Hey dude, I may make bad films, but look who I get to star with!
(http://www.moviesection.de/v3/img/datenbank/sliver2.jpg)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/ba72a16e19d9.jpg)
And all we have is each other.
"I'm looking for Michael Baldwin, but you guys will do"
(http://www.mobius.name/blog/images/phantasm.jpg)
Hey, I'm a pretty tall guy my own self....
(http://blogs.sltrib.com/tv/uploaded_images/Jeff%20Goldblum-749375.jpg)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/b5316000dfa9.jpg)
We may not be tall, but we make up for it with panache.
Arrrrrr...I'm as short as you are but I have the biggest axe.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Gimli_With_Axe.jpg)
Graaaaaaaw!!...I'm as short as you, but I am older, angrier and wield two axes.
(http://www.blood-bowl.net/Heresy/HH003MadOldDwarf.jpg)
Yeah? Well, we're both small and we got a dirty syringe...so BACK OFF!!
(http://www.alamut.com/images/2001_misc/colossalSyringe.jpg)
Just Say No...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/ReeferMadnessPoster.jpg)
"I'll take some of that, man"
(http://www.buddytv.com/articles/Image/what-are-they-up-to-Tommy-Chong.jpg)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/7c2d79beb1f6.jpg)
I wouldn't if I were you, man!
"Pick up!"
"Hunh?"
"Pick uuuuuuup!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/db/Dog_girl.jpg/280px-Dog_girl.jpg)
Here let me help with MY MOP.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/stanleys.jpg)
(http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200406/r23002_56740.jpg)
We're moptops, we can help, too!
Sorry gents, but there's only one mop pusher to be had in this city...
(http://www.cult-cinema.ru/pictures/videocovers/toxic_avenger_cover3.jpg)
Well, Mr. Mop...say hello to Mrs. Bucket!
(http://www.colinthomas.com/assets/celebrityimages/Hyacinth-Bouquet.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/14/13990818_f35ad042a0.jpg?v=0)
Mrs. Bucket say hello to Professor Plum...
(Damn Fortunecookiecity bandwidth cutting off the Christopher Lloyd version. :hatred:)
need to clean up?
(http://www.trustedreviews.com/images/article/inline/2800-redhead.jpg)
Oh yeah? Take THIS:
(http://www.natlauzon.com/carrot.jpg)
(Now that is scary)
Actually, THESE would be preferable....
(http://www.incredibleinedibles.shoppingcartsplus.com/i/WINE%20BOTTLES/IM004997.JPG)
Yum
(http://www.bluoz.com/blog/uploads/stuff4.jpg)
Try and eat THIS veggie...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-117.jpg)
Or try to kiss these prunes:
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/Prohibition.jpg)
I prefer raisins; they're more talented.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0a/Ca_raisins.jpg)
Talent? We don't need no stinking talent!
(http://www.moviecritic.com.au/images/the-three-amigos-salute1.jpeg)
Ahh... to be in the 80's again.
Quote from: Justy on April 04, 2008, 08:25:47 PM
Ahh... to be in the 80's again.[/center]
You an' me both, brudda.
Quote from: Justy on April 04, 2008, 08:25:47 PM
Ahh... to be in the 80's again.
(http://www.tonyskansascity.com/tonyskansascity/diffrentstrokes2.jpg)
Careful what you wish for.
(http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/67ad03f81d.jpg)
What I'd wish for.
Yep...the 80's were cool. :thumbup:
(http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/8633/dancepartylibaninh8.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
no arguement here...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c8/I_Ran_CD_Cover.jpg)
This stud "EL Detective" from (Ritual Sacrifice) beats them all, hands down!
(http://www.ww64.com/uploads/images/2008-04-05/kd6iILobHQ.jpg)
Hold it right there...
(http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/downloads/thumbnails/sledgehammer/sledgehammer4.jpg)
Who beats who hands down?
Cheers! Justy, great shot. LOL. :drink:
Quote from: Justy on April 05, 2008, 08:23:30 PM
Hold it right there...
(http://www.arniesairsoft.co.uk/downloads/thumbnails/sledgehammer/sledgehammer4.jpg)
Who beats who hands down?
I loved that show. I am going to save up and get the box set that is out now. :cheers:
Did someone say, "hand"?
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/thing00.jpg)
(edit: had to find a better pic - sorry. :twirl:)
Hands? Hands you say? Noooooooo! Can't......not.......post....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos5.jpg)
(or was that "Mangoes: The Cans of Fruit"?)
It's beyond your imagination...
(http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/bag/pics/freddyglove1.jpg)
It's beyond moral turpitude...
(http://www.jonco48.com/blog/glove_small.jpg)
A message from Mickey:
(http://www.animationarchive.org/pics/handsteaser.jpg)
- something about imitation...or copyright?
Reply from something
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/creature-feet-full.jpg)
Mine are bigger...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/BoggyCreek.jpg)
Yeah, but your feet's too big!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/83/Fats_Waller_NYWTS.jpg/475px-Fats_Waller_NYWTS.jpg)
(http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/4ab2991d56.jpg)
It's all about proportion, really.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Feets_Dont_Fail_Me.jpg)
Feets, don't fail me now!
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1112998/MrDeeds-photo_05.jpg)
I like feet, I don't know why.
(http://www.singingfool.com/photos/245/001031_23.jpg)
Well, I like big butts, and I cannot lie...
(http://www.war-ofthe-worlds.co.uk/images/buckaroo_banzai_2_x.jpg)
John Bigboote is-a MY henchman!
(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/7519/patchybioqjgenthhr6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Yar! Did ye say booty!?
Huh? Didja? I can't HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAR YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/e/ee/PaintythePirate.JPG)
Quote from: Ash on April 09, 2008, 01:58:31 PM
(http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/7519/patchybioqjgenthhr6.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Yar! Did ye say booty!?
Nar! But I did say statutory:
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/pirates31.jpg)
All pale before the most bloodthirsty pirate of all...
(http://www.jessiecorp.com/comics/yellowbeard_1.jpg)
"I'm gonna make ya eat both yer own buttocks!"
Avast! Ye Mateys!
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
(http://z.about.com/d/landscaping/1/0/p/D/goofy_pirate.jpg)
YellowBeard meet YellowHead!
POP
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Quill%28comics%29.jpg)
(http://pbskids.org/arthur/friends/mom/images/mom_coloring.gif)
Grampa...
(http://z.about.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/g/B/grampa.jpg)
What's Grandpa doing here?
Because Jasper didn't want to come by himself.
(http://content.ytmnd.com/content/d/e/4/de49adfbd82cf3544b3e7c89a2550f86.jpg)
(http://www.cinemasterpieces.com/kitten6sh.jpg)
Jasper with a paddle is beaten by Kitten with a Whip.
Jasper Woodcock whips a basketball at Kitten!
(http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9426/14wood600lk4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
I'm good with a basketball and can grant wishes as a bonus...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/shaq.jpg)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40639000/jpg/_40639087_b52s_story.jpg)
Hey, we love Shaq, baby...LOVE SHAQ!!
Allow me to introduce a real B52 who is currently en route to end your concert early. (karma for your response by the way)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/b52.jpg)
An EB-52 should be able to deal with your aging B-52:
(http://www.badmovies.org/common/forum/eb-52a.jpg)
Bah! Mearly childrens playthings.
(http://www.stardestroyer.net/Empire/Essays/StarDestroyer.jpg)
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on April 10, 2008, 08:13:23 PM
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40639000/jpg/_40639087_b52s_story.jpg)
Hey, we love Shaq, baby...LOVE SHAQ!!
So. Bad. :bouncegiggle:
+karma
The tin roof may be rusty but we shan't be bothered by any falling ordinance...
MOABs, MIRVs, Bunker Busters, Bad Hair... We laugh at thee!
(http://heisanevilgenius.pbwiki.com/f/SF1978_1x02_Deflectorshield.gif)
(http://img2.freeimagehosting.net/uploads/34787e22ac.jpg)
Oohh... Gawd! James T. Kirk... please make me yowur final frontiah!
(http://filer.www.votigo.com/25764.3579.19910_large.jpg)
(http://media.funlol.com/content/img/superhero-retirement-home.jpg)
Heyyy, a damsel in distress...this looks like a job for...uh...is it time for my meds?
"You don't need meds, you need a shot of Vitamin M!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f8/Sealab_Marco.png)
(http://www.kkbox.com.tw/funky/album/65060.jpg)
Hey; Vitamin C will put a smile on your face!
Vitamins can be bad for you...really bad
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PFNVJ72EL._SS500_.jpg)
Will...strong... ...body...weak!
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/235px-Tetsuobaby1.jpg)
Oh god, that picture looks like my
Uncle Louie! I...GLAAARGHGHGH!!
(http://www.quietfire.com/pumpkin.jpg)
My stomach is stronger than that...good thing for me!
(http://www.horrormovies.com/images/PumpkinheadNewCover.jpg)
(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/WanadooFilms/ScienceFiction/AliensRipley6.jpg)
Hey; Lance's stomach is strong, too...now, if he could just find it....
Some minor mechanical work and you too can be half a man
(http://www.laughingplace.com/files/columns/Toon20050429/pic3.jpg)
Or half-Dalek!
(http://www.davross.clara.co.uk/personal/jpg/davros.jpg)
:thumbup: Karma Mr B!
(http://www.spscriptorium.com/Season8/CaptainPike.jpg)
At least my wheelchair doesn't look like a sexual aid!
"Sounds like all you boys need a good mechanic..."
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/cooter.jpg)
haunting?
(http://www.aullidos.com/imagenes/caratulas/grizzly.jpg)
Just a big teddy bear to Mr. Adams...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/LifeandTimesofGrizzlyAdams1974.jpg)
(http://www.4freeimagehost.com/uploads/590b3703b9bf.jpg)
Oh, Lurch....
(http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drh000/h061/h06134feyik.jpg)
"I'd like to introduce you to my young ward, Burt"
(http://wwwimage.cbsnews.com/images/2003/03/03/image542611x.jpg)
Burt Ward seems to be turning into Ted Kennedy as he ages.
"Oh yeah? We'll kick your old butts up & down the street anyday!"
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2210/batmanundrobinusa1997b0qf7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Oh, honey....not gay enough.
(http://www.dynamist.com/tsos/aaa/queer-eye.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Brokeback_mountain.jpg)
(http://movie-poster.ws/movies/wallpaper/action/western/johnwayne/john_wayne.jpg)
I think I'm gonna puke, Pilgrim.
from his cold dead hands...
(http://images.art.com/images/-/Charlton-Heston---Planet-of-the-Apes--C10102110.jpeg)
Ah, innuendo, eh?
(http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/magellanslog101/probsmodsexuality/rifleman.jpg)
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on April 22, 2008, 02:57:38 PM
Ah, innuendo, eh?
(http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/magellanslog101/probsmodsexuality/rifleman.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: Karma
More innuendo?
(http://www.davidclement.com/dc-graphics/golfer.jpeg)
Forgive them; they know not what they do...
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/42-16073479.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B305a2f2f-ae68-43c1-9078-079358d8ed72%7D)
Kavorka!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/22/Seinfeld_s9e13.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Oscar_posters_79.jpg)
If only they allowed music to soothe their aching hearts...
(http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/kramer-baretta-vh.jpg)
"Get me Rex Kramer!"
(http://home.comcast.net/~ivychat/Rex_Kramer.jpg)
I couldn't find Rex Kramer, but I did find T Rex
(http://img45.imageshack.us/img45/5752/trextheslider1lq.jpg)
Unfortunately, he has a big head and little arms....
(http://www.aolcdn.com/kol/trex-robinson-300a313.jpg)
"If I don't move, he can't see me"
(http://www.jazztelia.com/myfiles/tv-en-series/Sam_Neill.jpg)
Yeah but I can see you just fine...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/P1-The_Predator_De-cloaked.png)
EEAAAAAUUUGGHH!!!
(http://www.arnoldspeaks.com/uploaded_images/Arnold-747438.bmp)
Ehh, shuddup and go start the reactor.
(http://theambler.com/images/kuato.jpg)
Belial will kick his.....uh.....you get the idea.
(http://www.horrordrome.com/recensioni/sshot/basketcase-1.jpg)
Speaking of true basket cases...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Cruiseonoprah.jpg)
I'm in love with Katie Holms, I'm not gay! I'm in love with Katie Holms!
(http://www.thetubevideo.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/05/Resized%20familyguytomkat.jpg)
Sorry if I misspelled Holms.
(http://www.mysterynet.com/images/mn/greats/sherlock.jpg)
WATSON - Great Scott, Holmes!
HOLMES - Elementary, my dear Watson...
"Family Guy" just isn't that funny.
Sherlock Holmes, meet Mike Holmes
(http://www.subversiveinfluence.com/images/blogposts/mikeholmes.png)
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on April 28, 2008, 02:07:44 PM
"Family Guy" just isn't that funny.[/center]
Ouch man, very ouch.
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on April 28, 2008, 02:07:44 PM
(http://www.mysterynet.com/images/mn/greats/sherlock.jpg)
WATSON - Great Scott, Holmes!
HOLMES - Elementary, my dear Watson...
"Family Guy" just isn't that funny.
HA! THANK YOU!!
Quote from: AndyC on April 28, 2008, 02:53:01 PM
Sherlock Holmes, meet Mike Holmes
(http://www.subversiveinfluence.com/images/blogposts/mikeholmes.png)
Ok back on track ...
Holmes on this handyboy ...
(http://www.kendallphoto.com/people/images/NormAbram.jpg)
Hey Norm!
What can you do for This Old House?
(http://www.horrorexpress.com/images/07%20-%20hill%20house,%20aka%20ettington%20park-683.jpg)
Call Ghostbusters
(http://www.joystiq.com/media/2007/11/ghostbusters.jpg)
heres your problem with that house-evil parellel dimension
(http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/8391/houseii6sx9.th.jpg) (http://img373.imageshack.us/my.php?image=houseii6sx9.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/56/STMirrorMirror.jpg)
Dammit, Spock - you stole my shirt!!!
(http://www.dvdrama.com/imagescrit2/n/e/w/newturkishstarwarshaut.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Ministry_of_Silly_Walks.jpg)
Sorry, John:
(http://jphilip.typepad.com/redguybluestate/images/rockette.JPG)
...my legs look better.
(http://www.britposters.com/images/rocket%20to%20the%20moon%20320x240.jpg)
Rockette :bouncegiggle:
But if we're talking rockets, here's the granddaddy
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c3/Ap4-s67-50531.jpg/504px-Ap4-s67-50531.jpg)
And here's the granddaddy with a rocket:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/ROCKET_BELT_WITH_KY.jpg)
Seems like this would be the natural progression of the current thread...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/Rocketeermovieposter.jpg)
Perhaps a rocket suit designed by someone less, ah, talented:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/returnfrogtown/returnfrogtown1.jpg)
Perhaps someone who needs no suit
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/1-790307.jpg)
(http://www.ttgnet.com/images/armed-squirrel.jpg)
GAAAAH!!! FLYING SQUIRREL!! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/Isawzacarrot.jpg)
HOW big?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nightlepus/nightlepus4.jpg)
"Attention, attention, ladies and gentlemen, attention. There is a herd of killer rabbits headed this way..."
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/kill-da-wabbit.jpg)
REALLY BIG DOG NEEDS BIG FOOD
I'm sorry Travis seems your dog got sick from severed rabbit heads...looks like you're gonna have to put the ole boy down...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/oldyeller.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/MarsNeedsWomen05.jpg)
Considering how his later career went - you might want to put lil' Travis (Tommy Kirk) down, too.
(http://pinknewsblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/04/04/divine.jpg)
Come to me my little poopikins ... I'll give your CAREER a lift.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/kinney.jpg)
(http://www.batmania.com.ar/images/images_revista/joker_13.jpg)
WOO-HOO! What a woman!!
Now this is a real woman.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/toc_sextette.jpg)
QuoteNow this is a real woman.
Are you sure about that, you can never be too sure...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/The_Crying_Game_Poster.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/rhps_032SweetT.jpg)
(http://allfunmusik.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/rupaul.jpg)
How 'bout a woman playing a man playing a woman?
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/transamerica_236733m.jpg)
Why, that's crazy talk!
Oh, it's not so crazy.
(http://radio.weblogs.com/0001015/images/2002/09/08/juliePlayingVictorPlayingVictoria.jpg)
This Victor could produce a mean Victoria too:
(http://www.horror-wood.com/FRANK5.jpg)
"NO! I'M THE PRETTIEST!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/meetfeebles/meetfeebles8.jpg)
Prettiest? depends on your viewpoint
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/destruction.jpg)
Bigger bang, longer range
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8b/K5rail.jpg)
Will Smith knows:
(http://www.uphaa.com/uploads/12/BTA5.jpg)
It's not the size that counts.
Ripley agrees.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Aliens-The_M41A_Pulse_Rifle.png)
Forget those guns...
This will do nicely. :smile:
(http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/large/mushroomcloud-37024.jpg)
(http://listverse.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/dr.strangelove-763806.jpg)
Sir! I have a plan!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dr_strangelove.jpg)
So do we.
(http://videowatch.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/merkin.jpg)
Dmitri...we have a plan. Wha...yes, It's a good one....
"Don't trust them, Mr. President!"
(http://digital-artz.com/images/UserFiles/drsl1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/14133__nixon_l.jpg)
Trust me, not him.
Yes. Trust me. I'm gentle as a lamb.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Heyes.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/HannibalSmith.jpg)
(http://www.usask.ca/antiquities/Collection/Hannibal1_1.JPG)
Dear friends, I do so loveth it when a plan cometh to...
(oh, sorry - wrong Hannibal.)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/silence_lambs_06.jpg)
If you guys don't knock it off I'll have Randy and Adrian arrest you, oh that's a different show, well anyway the dogggy is cute.
Quote from: DENNIS on May 15, 2008, 08:20:01 AM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/silence_lambs_06.jpg)
It puts the lotion on its skin... It puts the lotion on its skin...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Alligator_People.jpg)
I can think of a worse reptilian movie...MUCH worse.
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/img/amg/videos/drv700/v718/v718217lfok.jpg)
...and upon my return, I counter with...
(http://a454.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/6/l_46c47d827e2ce72c3a693db5dffff05d.jpg)
Izzy my friend...I was wondering where you sauntered off to, good to see you back! :thumbup:
The Great Granddaddy of all scaliness comes from the Black Lagoon!
(http://www.3dimages.co.uk/gallery/d/714-2/Creature+exBLagoon.jpg)
(Yes that's a 3-D image folks: fetch the two-tone glasses)
"Pathetic. Your 3-D does nothing."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/007Thunderball02.jpg)
My one eye is cooler than yours...
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/aliencontamination3.jpg)
He may have only one eye, but he's alll man, baby.
(http://members.tripod.com/makeitsomarketing/PICNICKFURYMOVIEFORBLOG.jpg)
My eye is bigger
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/atomsub6.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 16, 2008, 09:56:03 AM
Izzy my friend...I was wondering where you sauntered off to, good to see you back! :thumbup:
Thanks Dark. I'm in a cultural and social limbo right now. I finally figured out where these hillbillies hid their library.
I'm currently sana a connection and have somehow burned the video card in my lap top, so I'm stuck on public access computers.
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
And for the record, I didnt saunter. I came here kicking and screaming and putting up a fight all the way.
You want bigger?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crawleye/crawleye5.jpg)
Not that big, but he's got a sharp eye!
(http://www.blackmarketinternational.com/Eyeball.jpg)
Thank you; I'm, here all week. Try the veal, very nice...
Lose an eye, lady?
I gotta an extra one you can borrow . . .
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/manster.gif)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/cyclops22.jpg)
Similar face, two eyes (and a chick!)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8c/Tor_Johnson.jpg)
Tor's not the only one who can carry a hot babe.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/robotmonster/robotmonster7.jpg)
Political correctness demands that the plant kingdom be included.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/tabonga-1.jpg)
(http://www.theargonath.cc/characters/treebeard/pictures/treebeard4.jpg)
Hmpf, can never find any chicks my size....
We can take care of the size problem, and make you pretty at the same time.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mables_t250.jpg)
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/19Mar08OnlyinArkansas2.jpg)
Hey, I took that picture! :teddyr:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-6.jpg)
BACK TO B MOVIES OR YOU WILL BE TAKEN INTO CUSTODY!
(Public service announcement from the Sanford Constabulary)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/mist-set.jpg)
Hey, guys? Uh, a little help . . ?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/847ed03cdb31.jpg)
Come to Tokyo, in Japan they don't find tentacles boring.
(http://www.nst.com.my/Current_News/NST/blogs/fillips/images/Monster.bmp)
Maybe it wasnt a bad movie, but Charlize looked bad in it. Is that close enough?
Whats worse than a Monster? His old lady of course...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/Brideoffrankenstein.jpg)
(http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/horror/bride/fbride9.jpg)
Good God; maybe I should rethink the hair before this next scene....
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/uglyoz2.jpg)
Of course, her real-life husband was quite the handsome devil.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Kyrkklocka_fr%C3%A5n_Saleby_i_V%C3%A4sterg%C3%B6tland_med_runinskrift_fr%C3%A5n_1228_%28ur_Sverige_Runinskrifter%29.png)
(http://tommcmahon.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/10/03/lurch2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/s03ep05.jpg)
We sentence big man to..... DEATH BY SNU SNU!!!!!!!
Amature amazons eh? Let a real lady show you how its done...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Red_sonja_film_poster.jpg)
This sweet Norwegian Sonja will skate circles around that big Commie:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/8-20HenieWintertime2.jpg)
Hey; watch your Heinie around here...
(http://www.pickwickspub.org/images/heineken.gif)
"That's my Heine baby!"
(http://img379.imageshack.us/img379/4466/austinrh2bf5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Austin has decided to make love not war...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8f/Love_guru.jpg)
Don Knotts says "Been there. Done that."
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/The_Love_God_Daybill.jpg)
NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN
Well, you've been warned . . .
Hey, now - ol' Ange doesn't do so bad himself.
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/andy20621.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ernest.jpg)
Ernest T. Bass will cause couple of headaches.
Ernest T. Bass should take a few lessons from Maynard G. Krebs
(http://hurryupharry.bloghouse.net/archives/maynard.jpg)
Hey, little buddy! How'd you get another series?!!
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Skippercopy.jpg)
Who needs a new series? You could always do movies - if a few Giant Spiders or Crawling Hands don't bother you...
(http://www.annotatedmst.com/episodes/giantspiderinvasion/giant%20spider.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/W0003c.jpg)
You mess with junior, then you're messing with me and my pardner !
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Errol-Flynn-Photograph-C10042365.jpg)
What ho, is that Errol Flynn? Forsooth, I must get his autograph!
(http://www.errolflynn.net/Filmography/Rh8.jpg)
This lil cutie had Errol's measure in 8 flicks together. Give 'em hell Olivia
This guy reportedly had a bit of a fling with Flynn as well.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3253/2529265317_4d5e4b298c.jpg?v=0)
This guy from Raiders of the Lost Ark looks strikingly similar...
(http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/858/tohtce9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
HEY! The wide-open mouth gag is mine!!
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/jim1.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/untitled-2.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/neomouth.jpg)
"mmmmmpphhhh"
Translation: Dude, this is bogus...
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/chihiro3.jpg)
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Batmanannual14.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/32891184.jpg)
I can not see your picture Mr. Briggs, that makes me sad.
Likewise....
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/CryingIndian.jpg)
Leave Mr. Briggs alone!!!!
(http://josearroyo.org/files/page1_blog_entry109_1.jpg)
Chris Crocker, I'd rather I stab my eyes out than view you...Arrrrgggggggg!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bloodyeyes.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/p8-l.jpg)
Don't have eyes, don't want eyes, don't need eyes.
Where we're going... We wont need eyes!!
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii180/ometiklan/EventHorizon.jpg)
(http://www.horschamp.qc.ca/images/photos/halloween/chien_andalou.gif)
Then you won't mind if I do this...
See what you guys did...its all fun and games until you lose...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/zombieeye.jpg)
"You're telling me! Stand back, they're gonna pop!"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/2547180710_a30697bf19.jpg?v=0)
Unfortunately, eyes in that state can't easily be closed, providing another reason to worry about falling bird poop
Or even... falling armoured Pterosaur/fighter jet hybrid poop O_O
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s257/BakuryuuTyranno/The%20anti%20bandwidth%20theft%20folder/Pteramon.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/flyboys4.jpg)
No match for one of "The Flyboys".
Your flyboy just met his match . . . .
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/200px-Red_Baron.jpg)
I'll see your Tri-wing and raise you a Delta Wing.
(http://www.angelfire.com/ny/USAircraft/images/F22front.jpg)
The F-22 Raptor.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/Forcefieldindependencedayfilm.JPG)
And this saucer has the latest antivirus from Macintosh :tongueout:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/399954460_1d1b897d25.jpg)
Prince of Space
Throne of Uranus:
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/uranus.jpg)
But can it wipe out all the annoying, festering Klingons?
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/klingons.jpg)
(http://img204.imageshack.us/img204/6799/enterprisedbridge2371wi1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Picard: "Fire all phasers at those Klingons!"
Worf: "But sir, those are my cousins!"
(http://memory-alpha.org/en/images/8/81/Shinzon2379.jpg)
Indeed: family is SO important!
"Fear not, for it is I! Artie! The Strongest Man in the World!!"
(http://pnp.norecess.org/pictures/artie.gif)
Artie! My brutha!!
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/waldo.jpg)
His father was seduced by the Dark Side
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3158/2555886735_6bd37713ba.jpg?v=0)
Would that be the Dark Side of Elm Street?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/98/Fredkruegermoviefirst.png/250px-)
Nooo, not Elm Street...(http://media.skyandtelescope.com/images/FullMoonSeronik_m.jpg)
AAGH! Mooned again!!
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/youve-been-mooned.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/16/22792012_10fb841f8a.jpg?v=0)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mm5_jasonx_photo_02_dp5B15D.jpg)
If those are still there in 4 hours Dr. Jason will fix them.
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004Y633.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
You got nothin', big boy
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3280/2560062801_886f2d794a.jpg?v=0)
Ma Joad out of Grapes of Wrath knows how to use a tire iron, a crowbar shouldn't be much of a stretch
(http://pureland.blogspot.com/uploaded_images/majoad-789619.jpg)
sorry Ma, I'm not that nice of a guy after all...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Henryfonda.JPG)
"No, you're an old poop!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/The_African_Queen%2C_Hepburn1.jpg)
Quote from: Raffine on June 04, 2008, 04:09:12 PM
But can it wipe out all the annoying, festering Klingons?
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/klingons.jpg)
Hey hey! That's at the San Diego Comic Con. The best reason to live in this city.
...The Con, not the Klingons.
And don't and of you even THINK about making a KAAAAAAAAAAAAHN! joke :thumbdown:
HarlotBuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuug!
Sorry, couldn't resist. :bouncegiggle:
Who you callin' an old poop, Little Lady?
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/130-157~John-Wayne-Posters.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/9625_conqueror2.jpg)
"Sure I'll play Ghengis Khan. What's the worst that could happen?"
What could be worse than playing Ghengis Khan?
Playing Ghengis Khan at a former nuclear test site and getting ...
(http://www.phlonx.com/blog/fred/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/cancer_inside1.jpg)
You know what they say, the lucky ones died first...
(http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/news/july06/michaelberryman.jpg)
that is the ones who got slaughtered by the hillside cannibals and not deteriorated from cancer.
The jungle cannibals challenge the hillside folk to a fight...winner eats all...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/CannibalferoxDVDscan.jpg)
Not enough singing and dancing
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a9/CannibalTheMusical.jpg)
Same idea, but with some bonafide class.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/512NyvCzlLL__SS500_.jpg)
Seville is a much bigger area than Fleet Street...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bugsbarber.jpg)
KILL DA WABBIT! KILL DA WABBIT!
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/happo_no_giri/ElmerFudd2.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on June 11, 2008, 06:38:54 PM
The jungle cannibals challenge the hillside folk to a fight...winner eats all...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/CannibalferoxDVDscan.jpg)
on a side note, that movie looks pretty sweet.
(http://nfo.net/cal/moondog.jpg)
No Viking is cooler than the Viking of 6th Avenue (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moondog)....
Except maybe the Spam Vikings!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2573972533_cee23fb7cf.jpg?v=0)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/18644573_w434_h_q80.jpg)
This is a real viking (according to Hollywood anyway) accept no substitutes.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3096/2575604290_5270a839cd.jpg?v=0)
You all got it wrong. THIS is the only real Viking...
(http://www.sciencefriday.com/pages/2006/Jul/viking/viking_lander_model.jpg)
You're in my parking spot...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1a/USS_Enterprise_%28NCC-1701%29%2C_ENT1231.jpg)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s257/BakuryuuTyranno/The%20anti%20bandwidth%20theft%20folder/Skylynx029-01.jpg)
Not only is he a spacecraft, he's a spacecraft capable of losing his virginity (well, if all living things have the ability to reporduce, that must extend to living robots, right?)!
And she'll be the one to take it.
(http://www.botcollector.com/_images/TFiRL/SpaceballMaid.jpg)
Unfortunately for your ship, you're surrounded by a$$holes...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Spaceball1.jpg)
Take off, eh? Ya hoser.
(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/sbr_001DaveThomas.jpg)
His weakness is no secret
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3026/2576282885_05b74149ec.jpg?v=0)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/animal-house.jpg)
Is better than beer, yes ?
How about a little swig of Viper...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/streettrash3.jpg)
(http://www.axelmusic.com/resources/covers/0/027616876638o.jpg)
These guys will take out the trash...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/10/Vegemiteontoast_large.jpg)
(http://news.filefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/mel-gibson-mad-max-photograph-c10104041.jpeg)
I come from a land down under.
(http://www.boston.com/news/globe/ideas/brainiac/boyanddog.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/basilrathbone17.jpg)
I say Holmes, doesn't that dog look familiar ?
The modern-day Holmes
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/CSI_Grissom.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mulhollandfalls_1996.jpg)
Mr. Grissom, these gentlemen want to show you the view from Mulholland Falls.
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h174/chasezilla/Film%20Posters/US%20Kaiju/KKLposters.jpg)
not when the worst king kong attacks!!!!!!!!!
Oh, he's not the worst...not by a longshot....
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Ape.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. Powell on June 02, 2008, 03:42:53 PM
(http://www.horschamp.qc.ca/images/photos/halloween/chien_andalou.gif)
Then you won't mind if I do this...
That movie is as weird as a arabian cowboy.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Heston_as_Taylor_with_gun_standing_on_the_beach.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/517PR42SSFL__SS500_.jpg)
What's the matter Bill Tyler, don'cha wanna have fun no more ?
Quote from: DENNIS on June 18, 2008, 10:25:00 PM
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/517PR42SSFL__SS500_.jpg)
What's the matter Bill Tyler, don'cha wanna have fun no more ?
The comeback is so obvious.....I'll let someone else do it.
Yeah, might as well get it over with
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Brokeback_mountain.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/63BlackSheepDM_468x290jpg.jpg)
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
(http://content9.flixster.com/photo/32/43/30/3243307_gal.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/6a00c22527121e549d00cd972f8a144cd5-.jpg)
Sometimes the bear gets you.
These guys are good at heckling bears...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/StatlerAndWaldorf.jpg)
This one's smarter than average
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/Yogi_Bear.jpg)
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/booboo_1.gif)
The ranger isn't going to like you being in this thread, Yogi.
Yosemite Sam doesn't like varmint bears!!!
(http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/1709/brandwn3.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
This is one bear Sam WONT be messing with: MAN-BEAR-PIG!
(http://media.southparkstudios.com/media/images/1111/1111_manbearpig_and_kyle_no_red.jpg)
Rat-bat-spider can take him!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/angryred/angryred6.jpg)
All nothing compared to the doctor's work...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Islanddrmoreau1977.jpg)
Doctor...? WHO??
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Tom_Baker_4_b.jpg)
Dr Who? Well ... Dr Evil
(http://zerotosixty.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/medium_dr_evil_1.jpg)
(http://ultimatejamesbond.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/blofeld1.jpg)
Ernst Stavro Blofeld does not take kindly to parody!
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n216/cbrayton/14087_w.jpg)
Cy has your number.
Along with a parody of an Eric Clapton song:
If you can't get laid
Cuz you look like Sinead
Rogaine
You're in the Hair Club for Men
Captain Picard got you in
Rogaine
Hey bald guy,
you should buy
and apply
Rogaine
Thank you, try the veal
Pelage run amok:
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/cousinItt.jpg)
Nothing the FLOBEE can't handle ...
(http://www.stuffmart.com/flowbee/flowbee.JPG)
Alright! More crap I can shell out to the American public!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bmays.jpg)
(http://www.sz-wholesale.com/uploadFiles/UNIVERSAL%20TV%20REMOTE_547.jpg)
Vanquished!
Won't work on this big boy:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3045/2610787987_a58dfdc2fc.jpg?v=0)
(http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/poltergeist.gif)
Not if Coach has something to say about it...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Coach.jpg)
Crusty as Craig T. Nelson may be, I doubt he's up to the challenge of coaching this bunch of misfits...
(http://img.slate.com/media/1/123125/2120134/050612_BadNewsBears_ex.jpg)
(http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/teamphoto.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/major-league-lou-brown.jpg)
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/baseballfury.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/x82137689653212655.jpg)
So, you say I'm a funny guy, now tell me what exactly do you mean by that?
GAAAH!! Okay! Okay okay, I'm funny - I'M FUNNY!! YAAAAAHH!!
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/UNTITLED-1.jpg)
(http://www.toyarchive.com/MegaMan/MegaMan2FireMan1a.jpg)
Ohhh, that's soooo funny... You trying to mock ME now, Pesci?!
(http://www.shortarmguy.com/flamer.gif)
Anyone can set their HEAD on fire...
Geez, anybody can do that. Look:
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/rep5tmvx422.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Beavisprofile.jpg)
"FIRE FIRE, YEAH! Eh heheheheh"
Ah, but then things took a turn for the respectable....
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0f/HankHill.jpg/250px-HankHill.jpg)
(http://z.about.com/d/themeparks/1/0/G/l/HHN073.jpg)
Unfortunately for him, Hank lives in Chainsaw territory.
"Come on, you mutha!"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3276/2630191132_afc11b0cee.jpg?v=0)
(http://www.3dvf.com/DATA/PUBLISH/1344/images/queen_AlienPress_still01.jpg)
HISSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(http://www.robokopp.de/images/Alien/Aliens_ripley15.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/weirdscience4.jpg)
Children, and more importantly, middle aged spacefaring single mothers who have a major guilt complex because of accidentally abandoning their only daughter to be raised by strangers and then die of cancer before she even knows her mother is alive, shouldn't play with matches or flame throwers
Confusion is a powerful weapon.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Bill_Pullman_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/320px-Bill_Pullman_by_David_Shankbone.jpg)
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/confucius2.jpg)
Funny; he doesn't look Confucius.
Thank you, I'm here all week - try the veal; very nice...
I'd prefer to have this world religious leader on my side in a fight...
(http://www.laffstock.com/images/JC%20vampire%20hunter.jpg)
Here's a religious vampire hunter for you.
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/v/vanhels2.jpg)
Add some adamantium...
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/Hugh_Jackman_Wolverine_X_Men.jpg)
"Hey dats shum nice hair ya got der...thankaverymuch..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/ElvisPresleyAlohafromHawaii.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/136/339864606_7688da45db_o.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2365177936_8246874c32.jpg)
There are those who think their restruant serves a tastier dish.
(http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/3559/part33hp.jpg)
THE FOOD COURT IS CLOSED.
(Bonus points to whoever knows why I play this :smile: )
No dissemble number five!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Short_circuit_two_ver2.jpg)
(http://www.impawards.com/1984/posters/chud.jpg)
No, he can't survive in the big city :bluesad:
Trouble in the city? Dude, we'll help!
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Teenage-Mutant-Ninja-Turtles-The-Mo.jpg)
"I like turtles!"
(http://www.midseasonreplacements.com/wp/wp-content/imgs/zombieturtlekid.jpg)
I'm the bigger internet superstar...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/swkid.jpg)
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/danni.jpg)
...but I'm the most downloaded Internet star.
"Well I invented the internet, so there."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c5/Al_Gore%2C_Vice_President_of_the_United_States%2C_official_portrait_1994.jpg/225px-Al_Gore%2C_Vice_President_of_the_United_States%2C_official_portrait_1994.jpg)
(http://austrianeconomists.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/the_cooling_world_newsweek_2.jpg)
A scanned page from Newsweek (April 28th, 1975) arguing, by means of fancy charts, that worldwide temperatures are dropping alarmingly, a sort of "Global Cooling" if you will...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/wp1024firestarter02.jpg)
Chill out, cool down and other equally unfunny cold puns...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Ourgovernor.jpg)
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on July 05, 2008, 11:17:50 AM
(http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/3559/part33hp.jpg)
THE FOOD COURT IS CLOSED.
(Bonus points to whoever knows why I play this :smile: )
Because its from Chopping Mall?
Alright Mister Freeze: she can go either way; so is it the heat or the trusty ice pick?
(http://s283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/th_icepick.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/uter.jpg)
This guy finds dangerous females intriguing.
Hey! Is that Gabriel Byrne??!!!
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/paparazzi2-main_Full.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gilliam_holy_grail2.jpg)
Yes it is, and don't grovel, I hate when people grovel, and don't avert your eyes either!
(http://s283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/th_chuck_norris.jpg)
Say please.
Thread over. Chuck Norris beats God, nothing beats Chuck Norris.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 11, 2008, 08:28:10 PM
Thread over. Chuck Norris beats God, nothing beats Chuck Norris.
Guess again...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/BruceLee14.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/crouching_tiger_hidden_dragon_.jpg)
And again.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/magic_ninjas.jpg)
Magic Ninjas anyone?
Bah ... a real ninja!
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/beverly_hills_ninja/chris_farley/ninja.jpg)
Farley gets a heartattack after he takes a bite out of our beloved mayor
(http://www.edwardsamuels.com/illustratedstory/chapter%207/mccheese2.jpg)
(http://www.scoobydooweloveyou.com/livingburger.jpg)
._.
(http://s283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/th_fizzgig.jpg)
Fizzgig hungry!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/STTroubleTrib.jpg)
Jaws likes Tribbles....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v609/Kooshmeister/jaws2.jpg)
"I broke his f***ing nose"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3207/2666117958_93f961907e.jpg?v=0)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/billyjack8.jpg)
As I recall, young William broke his entire head.
Oh my God, this thread's finally come full circle (check out the very first post, page one).
So is this over or are we continuing it? Somebody tell me!
I guess it's time for "The Return of Bad Movies Picture War" thread
Quote from: Patient7 on July 13, 2008, 11:26:45 PM
So is this over or are we continuing it? Somebody tell me!
In the humble words of...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d6/First_blood_poster.jpg)
"Nothing is over...nothing...you just don't turn it off..."
That's all I needed to hear, see, read, ummm anyway.
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Rocky-flag-FP1731-l.jpg)
Rocky - smocky ...
(http://blawgletter.typepad.com/bbarnett/images/2007/05/22/bullwinkle.jpg)
Moose tastes better than stallion.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/header.jpg)
(http://www.jwhiting.com/images/StephenColbert.jpg)
"Sorry, we won't be asking you back"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/George-W-Bush.jpeg/225px-George-W-Bush.jpeg)
Get outta here!
(http://nymag.com/daily/intel/20070502gravel.jpg)
(http://www.noquarryingilroy.org/photo_gallery/Quarry-Truck-2.jpg)
I would use this quarry truck to haul away a big pile of useless Gravel.
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/Uvalde.jpg)
Not all gravel is useless . . . .
Somebody looking for a two-inch head?
(http://bp3.blogger.com/_6auURpaHguI/RvcJPjO89SI/AAAAAAAAASk/RKv8V2XyEyw/s400/Hector+-+Saturn+3.jpg)
I have one already plus I'm a bounty hunter thanks.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/Ig-881.JPG)
Ozzymandias speaks: "Socrates once said the true measure of a bounty hunter was not the size of his head but if he had his own business card."
(http://www.loti.com/fifties_TV/images/RICHARDBOONE.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
Paladin thought this guy was dead.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/00182111_.jpg)
Not hardly.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Uk-grable2.jpg)
I know, it's still a matter of debate whether fallout killed the Duke, but The Conqueror was undeniably a bomb.
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/great_powerful_oz.gif)
You DARE question The Great OZ?!?
(http://www.classicmoviemusicals.com/terry1.jpg)
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/toto-IV.jpg)
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on July 17, 2008, 08:38:01 PM
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/toto-IV.jpg)
Ozzymandias ask: Which is your favorite Toto song? "Rosanna" (http://www.celebritypicturesarchive.com/pictures/r/rosanna-arquette/rosanna-arquette-003.jpg)
or "99"? (http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/B/barbarafeldon.jpg)
Africa. It has the added benefit of being one of the most misheard pop songs of its time.
Quote from: AndyC on July 18, 2008, 07:10:01 AM
Africa. It has the added benefit of being one of the most misheard pop songs of its time.
Ozzymandias speaks: Actually, I like that one better than "Rosanna." I also like "I'll Supply The Love" because of the great guitar riff.
However, you should be scolded for not having a picture of "Africa" in your response.
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
Here you go.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/Topography_of_africa.png/200px-Topography_of_africa.png)
Only one man can tame an entire continent...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1b/Shaft_in_Africa.jpg)
And yet once he boarded the elevator he was doomed...
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8817/theshafthj1.png)
Dirk Diggler's "shaft" is bigger than yours...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Boogie_Nights_DVD_boxart.JPG)
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd276/bcg1969/Spheres.gif)
But his balls are weak!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/Phantasm.jpg)
You've got bad balls, but we've got the baddest balls of them all!
But we've got the BIGGEST balls of them all!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ac/Acdc_Highway_to_Hell.JPG)
You should get off that Highway To Hell and join us...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/HighwaytoHeaven2.jpg)
Aw, Heaven, Hell, beware, MICHAEL gets moody...
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/TEENAGEWEREWOLF.jpg)
"Oh....oh, saaaay.....he could use a...a trim, yeeees..."
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3083/2685655646_dd11744b16.jpg?v=0)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/depp2PLNT1311_468x366.jpg)
Floyd's no match for the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on July 20, 2008, 01:14:43 PM
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_02/depp2PLNT1311_468x366.jpg)
Floyd's no match for the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
(http://z.about.com/d/themeparks/1/0/E/l/HHN071.jpg)
Be careful, you might cut yourself.
Freddy, leave the dreams to the professionals...
(http://heim.etherweave.com/weblog/archives/phantasm-thumb.jpg)
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on July 20, 2008, 01:21:45 PM
Freddy, leave the dreams to the professionals...
(http://heim.etherweave.com/weblog/archives/phantasm-thumb.jpg)
Huh... what? Okay, you're good all week, all month even, and sometimes months on end... and then you party and maybe ya party too much, and ya go to a drive-thru early that morning coz ya got ta EAT... and the next day, ya wake up and for more than one reason (such as your conscience not to mention yer colon) you're sorry...
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/BURGERKINGwakeupcall.gif)
"I had Burg' 'King last nigh-eghtt!!!"
Dat Burger King, he one crazy mofo...
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/BurgerKingKillsRonaldMcdonald.gif)
What beats a king?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c5/Smokin-poster2.jpg)
Ahh, but wait...
(http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/91/butwaitst6.png)
Blackjack...
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on July 23, 2008, 07:39:13 PM
Ahh, but wait...Blackjack...
Sorry... just can't seem to get out of the bathroom... y'know how dat BURG' KING gitz you...
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/BURGERKINGSHINING.gif)
Are you are mocking the master ?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/eyes_wide_shut.jpg)
"I am the Master, and you will obey me."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9b/Delgado.jpg/200px-Delgado.jpg)
Masher Smashter...we are the Masters Of The Universe...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d3/He-man.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/master_of_the_flying_guillotine.jpg)
I prefer the child-safe version myself...
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/beanie.jpg)
New improved hat ... better than a beanie.
(http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/beer-hat.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Oddjob_by_Harold_Sakata.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Oddjob_bond_and_goldfinger.jpg)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=5D5oKEVqQJg
Oddjob & Random Task aren't the only ones who throw things!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XLwUK2JqYA
Some guys throw really big things.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/LostGodzilla6.jpg)
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o312/Papablunts/HorrorsofSpiderIsland1960.jpg)
some guys think they are spiders
Quotesome guys think they are spiders
yeah, tell me about it...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/74/Spider-Man547.jpg)
(http://blog.bittorrent.com/editorial/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/spiderbaby.jpg)
Some girls think they are spiders.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o29VoxtsFk
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman... :smile:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/00/AmazingSpiderMan23.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=714-Ioa4XQw
We all know who spiderman learned from. :teddyr:
....it takes all sortsa critters...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-127.jpg)
...to make Farmer Vincent fritters!
The Bruce is better with a chainsaw
(http://www.wildbluffmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/army_of_darkness.jpg)
And he has a chin.
You'll need this for your weapons.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/gascan.jpg)
Hope you brought your wallet and your first born...
Got you covered ...
(http://msp93.photobucket.com/albums/l65/crissy_n_ona/money.jpg)
Watch Porky:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYa4BzE3WoY
YOU DO NOT TREAT A DEFENSELESS LITTLE DOLLAR LIKE THAT!!!
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/03/Big_Red.jpg)
Impressive off-road capabilities, but I doubt it can pump much water.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Dragon_1_of_Palm_Beach_County_Fire-Rescue_1.JPG)
Who said anything about pumping water?
(http://www.udisco.com/hobbies/pics/072142.jpg)
A A-10 Warthog will take care of that.
(http://www.heritageflight.org/images/Aircraft%20Photos/A_10_burning_tank.jpg)
I challenge your n00bie warthog with this pic-war veteran!
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/Hogzilla-1146703624t.jpg)
My, it appears today is "Poogie" day for me :smile: .
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/TV_the_muppet_show_miss_piggy.jpg)
"Watch it punk..."
Welcome to the luau Miss Piggy, you'll be served directly.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/KW-6.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Roastedpigsiumei.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Delicatessen2.jpg)
But that was not what was on the menu...
Their head chef is excellent though:
(http://www.manhunter.net/hannibal/gfx/hannibal.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/HannibalSmith.jpg)
"All right. you slimeball. Stop giving me a bad name or I'll shoot randomly all around you and cause a car to flip over, injuring no one."
"Nyahahahaha....80's shows...
Let's see what else is on."
(http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4176/peteriq1.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/videodrome-se/videodrome-se_shot3l.jpg)
Too much TV can be bad for your health.
Don't worry, you'll only get that disease, you know......narcosleepy.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/liam_neeson_oliver_platt_gun_shy_00.jpg)
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/India1911.jpg)
Oh, sorry, I thought you said "Leprosy."
I really wish I hadn't seen that picture. But moving along...
(http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/8889/python/leper.jpg)
Ex-leper: All right sir, my final offer, half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Brian: Did you say ex-leper?
Ex-leper: That's right, sir. Sixteen years behind a bell and fradock, sir.
Brian: Oh...what happened?
Ex-leper: I was cured, sir.
Brian: Cured?
Ex-leper: Yes, a bloody miracle, sir. God bless you!
Brian: Oh, who cured you?
Ex-leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden up he comes, cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute I'm alive and newsgone. Not so much as a bye or league! "You're cured, mate". Bloody do-gooder.
You're not foolin' anyone, you'll be stone dead in a minute.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/HolyGrail004.jpg)
It's just a flesh wound!
(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/35/91/00/18832786.jpg)
"That's nothing!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/hitlerbrain/hitlerbrain6.jpg)
Hitler fell before the Hard Rock Zombies...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hrockzombies/hrockzombies5.jpg)
(pic borrowed from Andrew's most excellent review of the film)
Don't go there.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/hrockzombies7.jpg)
(From the same source)
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/Julia-LouisDreyfuss1.jpg)
So lady, you need a superhero ?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/warburton.jpg)
Ive often wondered; Who would win in a fight? THE TICK, or EARTHWORM JIM?
(http://ui11.gamespot.com/842/earthwormjim3_2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/phoror1.jpg)
THAT'S LUNCH EVERYBODY !!!!
"You said it."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/Harland_Sanders.jpg)
It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Tough_man_tender_chicken.jpg)
(http://international.tromamovies.com/Images/POULTRYGEIST_poster.jpg)
Poor Mr. Perdue. Should have picked a more tender chicken.
Horror AND chicken? There's only one man for the job!
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_2J5KtWSIXnk/RyjdakDwSCI/AAAAAAAAAP8/rZuapY8xyL0/s1600/sid%2Bhaig.jpg)
Captain Spaulding and chicken?
(http://www.lydiaolydia.com/Spaulding.jpg)
"My brother thinks he's a chicken, we don't talk him out of it because we need the eggs."
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/nc_720-065.jpg)
Okay, so where's the elephant ?
WHAT elephant??
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/elephant.jpg)
This one, perhaps ?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mammoth-movie-dvd-cover.jpg)
Uh oh, time to call the animal professionals...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Tarzan_the_Ape_Man_1932_poster.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sheena/sheena6.jpg)
Sheena make Tarzan uncomfortably tight in loincloth...
I hope this'll relieve the pressure.
(http://www.humoronline.com/weird-news-pictures/fat-woman-sex.jpg)
"Hey baby, you wanna ride?"
(http://static.flickr.com/125/320814152_82362c31c2_o.jpg)
They task me. They task me, and I shall have them !
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ahabpeck.jpg)
(http://www.outtahear.com/abalone%20materail/ORCA.JPG)
Good luck, Cap'n.
He's got Orca in his sights!
(http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/1310/iwcwhalerharpoongun1092pm0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"I think not...now walk de plank b'fore I take over ye boat..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Barbossa_Skeleton.jpg)
(http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10202055/Lander_Skin_Cream.jpg)
"It puts the lotion in the basket..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Silencelamp7.jpg)
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/bad-dreams-harris-burned.jpg)
Always read the label first!
Quote from: circus_circus on August 10, 2008, 07:20:37 AM
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/bad-dreams-harris-burned.jpg)
Always read the label first!
What movie is this picture from? It's kinda familiar...
Quote from: Cthulhu on August 10, 2008, 08:39:50 AM
Quote from: circus_circus on August 10, 2008, 07:20:37 AM
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/bad-dreams-harris-burned.jpg)
Always read the label first!
What movie is this picture from? It's kinda familiar...
It's from "Bad Dreams" [1988]
Thanks.
Good dreams, or at least "Nice Dreams"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/NiceDreams1_edited.jpg)
"Wanna play baseball?"
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/070315/fieldofdreams_l.jpg)
(http://mondonico19.altervista.org/varie/furies.jpg)
Wanna play baseball? Not with me, you don't.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/19fierce_xlg.jpg)
Yeah, actually we do.
(http://gothamist.com/attachments/jen/2006_07_warriors1.jpg)
"Those jackets suck..."
(http://movies.sulekha.com/moviepics/amarakbar11.jpg)
"...now this is a jacket!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a6/TheGloveHagen.jpg)
Your jacket may be fashionable, but my glove is functional.
"Feel my glove, ya damn fool!"
(http://static.flickr.com/122/272235490_ea99970576.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/50/131012552_74c0a6bc96.jpg)
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/untitled-2.jpg)
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/PeanutButterJellyTime.jpg)
Not in here it isn't.
(http://www.weblogsinc.com/common/images/4352460713634458.JPG?0.6640005782132871)
Everything and everyone tastes good to Caltiki, the Immortal Monster.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/caltikidvd4.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/MontyPythonsMeaningOfLifeMrCreosote.jpg)
How about a mint, Mr. Caltiki?
It's wafer-thin!
(http://cyberfaust.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/graham_chapman_colonel.jpg)
Stop that! Stop being silly, this instant!
(http://bestuff.com/images/images_of_stuff/210x600/spiny-norman-59306.jpg)
You can't tell Spiny Norman what to do.
But Crusty Norman is another matter.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3123/2764270310_9268888a41.jpg?v=0)
"Good God, a porcupine! Ethel, get me the godd@mn broom!"
(http://goofyblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/barbarella.jpg)
Daddy's little girl's all grown up now.
(http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos/jane-fonda-2007-cannes-film-festival-palme-dor-arrivals-1jzJNu.jpg)
No.. NOW she's all grown up.
If you want to stay young and beautiful...you have to bathe. Like SHE.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/she-1.jpg)
If you really want eternal youth, you should talk to her:
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/06738.jpg)
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/059.jpg)
Holy crap, it works!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UymJaMOEpAs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vKfxKtGLU8&feature=related
(C'mon: somebody respond. I am on dialup and cannot 'see' the clips - so I have no clue as to what the last two are. I have to wait and see what somebody else counters with and make the connection from there.)
Quote from: Newt on August 23, 2008, 07:51:04 AM
(C'mon: somebody respond. I am on dialup and cannot 'see' the clips - so I have no clue as to what the last two are. I have to wait and see what somebody else counters with and make the connection from there.)
I'm a long way from Tipperary...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3e/Leprechaun_Back_2_tha_Hood.jpg)
It's only mud
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEOpvcUPWcQ
Dolph Lungren, I'll have to nominate him in the best B-movie actor thread...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Punisher89poster.jpg)
I think you'll find I suck more...
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2004/05/23/24e_punish,0.jpg)
In this movie I suck more than he does, and my gun is bigger too !
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/battlefieldearth.jpg)
Guns or not, you must bow to your master Mr. Travolta...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/LRonHubbard-Dianetics-ISBN1403105464-cover.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/cobra_18.jpg)
I can cure this snake thingy, I'm a future wild animal veterinarian, on TV of course.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/48_1_sbol.jpg)
Theres not much you can do from down there Doc...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/SOAP_poster.jpg)
Another oddly-specific title:
(http://www.oldies.com/i/boxart/large/40/089218409898.jpg)
If you get too specific, the rubber octopus may get you.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/0117_bridemonster.jpg)
(http://209.132.69.82/zbc_uploads/user_image-1030967293sst.jpg)
Quote from: Paula Peterson or Peter Paulson? on August 24, 2008, 03:25:24 PM
Another oddly-specific title:
(http://www.oldies.com/i/boxart/large/40/089218409898.jpg)
Ozzymandias speaks: ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!
(http://www.coutant.org/celebs/deanjerr.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Bob-Hope-Bing-Crosby-.jpg)
Hey, SkiNose; those guys up there are musclin' in on our racket!
(http://www.einsiders.com/features/columns/images/immortal24.jpg)
Well we don't like it see. So you can quit muscleling in on our racket see, yeah... you don't like that do ya see!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/publicen2fx.jpg)
You dirty rat, you're not gonna like me at all
This movie iss baaaaaaad. The sea serpent AKA Hydra
Rats are actually quite clean.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3012/2597972857_d2f15973d0.jpg?v=1214081456)
(http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/4/44/Rizzo1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/sabertooth.jpg)
(http://media.canada.com/5bd68867-954f-4ea6-b165-b4b7a6c4840a/08030610000bc.jpg)
Here kitty kitty...
(http://www.moviesthatilove.com/the_clan_of_th_cave_bear.jpg)
Single white cro-magnon seeks same for mammoth slaying, possible humping. Neanderthals need not apply.
Roxanne baby ! Can I fluff your pillows ?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-8.jpg)
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p240/denjoy73/monstersvsaliens.jpg)
I want to see monsters
If you want monsters, you have to summon them first.
(I made this card :smile:)
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/4904/necronomiconmo3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
And when you want to get rid of monsters, use this...
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h293/thenamesjimjones/Chuck-Norris.jpg)
That man is SOOO overrated.
Take THIS!!
(http://www.azoidx.com/postimages/bruce_campbell_evildead.jpg)
(http://www.addamsfamily.com/addams/afthing1.jpg)
You can't catch me!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/sniper.jpg)
If you run, or whatever you're doing, you'll only die tired.
And you'll die screaming!
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/73/039_24990~Predator-Posters.jpg)
OK, technically I should just put up a picture of Arnie, but I was actually about to post this when Circus beat me by mere seconds. :teddyr: I was thinking along the same lines, but took a different route. Anyway, pic still works.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/1987_predator_001.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/momdad8.jpg)
Trust me dear, the light grenade will work on these dummies.
Will it work on me buddy?
(http://www.horrorphile.net/images/terrorvision-hungry-beast2.jpg)
(http://www.aclens.com/accessoryphotos/visine-advanced-relief-eye-drops-15-6683-v3b.jpg)
I'm good, thanks.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/hellboy-2-angel-of-death.jpg)
I have better things to do...
(http://www.minhembio.com/forum/uploads/monthly_06_2008/post-31259-1214425252.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Wray%2C_Fay_%28King_Kong%29_publicity_photo.jpg)
'Twas beauty killed the beast.
Damn, that woman always gets my pacemaker goin'!
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e265/CJBarnette/King_Kong_1976-King_Kong.jpg)
Two time me will ya ! You're gonna be lying in a big puddle of blood hearing me say "How do I reload this $#%@ thing !
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/039_6643.jpg)
Help me mommy!
(http://misguidedthoughts.com/pics/crowef.jpg)
This bird is bigger...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Follow_that_bird_theatrical_poster.jpg)
This bird is as big as a battleship.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw1.jpg)
My flying saucer is bigger
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/rexreason14.jpg)
No, MY flying saucer is bigger!
(http://www.thearchetypalconnection.com/images/IndependenceDayMovieLow.JPG)
Well MY saucer can bring back the dead!
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/Taliesin_ttlg/plan%209/plan9_spacesoldiers.jpg)
I've had just about enough of you...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/65/PlanNine_11.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/PlanNine_09.jpg)
"You'll have to deal with my lumbering henchman first! (Now excuse me for a moment, I have something caught in my throat.)"
You guys have 2 choices, A or B, pick one.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/photo_19_hires.jpg)
C?
(http://cache.kotaku.com/gaming/images/doom_3big.zip.jpg)
"C" is for Cookie!
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/e/e5/Cookie-monster.jpg)
Oh yeah? Well, V's for Vendetta!
(http://gfx.filmweb.pl/blog/8817/86652.1.jpg)
Vendetta against what?
(http://oddculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/x-invasion-usa-1985.jpg)
"Whatta ya got?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a4/James_Dean_in_East_of_Eden_trailer_2.jpg)
How about a cursed car?
(http://www.autocult.com.au/img/gallery/TorqueOmata124.jpg)
Nah, I got one already...
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/batmobile-resize.jpg)
This one has a little more firepower...
(http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/4006/m1abramstanknr3.png) (http://imageshack.us)
A tank is no match for me, even in just my underpants!
(http://videodetective.com/photos/052/00220704_.jpg)
"You know who you're talkin' to?? You're talkin' to me, THE MACHO MAN!!
I'll break your head wide open son! OOOOHHHH YEAH!!!!"
(http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/8493/machomanrandysavagett2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://s**tbusters.vaevictis.nl/screens/suburban_commando/06.png)
Arrggh!!!! What is this crap?!!!!
"You Hulk Hogan must take the plane into a nosedive before we reach Wrestlemania, for the power of the Ultimate Warrrior...blahblahblah..."
(http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/1989_wwf_quaker_oats/18.jpg)
Damn you're ugly! I'm a sexy boy...
(http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/562/981/76/o_Picture_Shawn_Michaels.jpg)
Did someone say sexy? Gaze upon my mighty Hoffness.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/MitchBuchannon.jpg)
Mmm.....you any good with a lightsaber?
(http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/backto86_bucket/carolinemunro-1.jpg)
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/schwartz.jpg)
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4391/battlestargalactica1ba0.jpg)
Tell me about it...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1a/Medusa-ClashofTitans.jpg)
(http://www.xxlmag.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/clash%20of%20the%20titans.jpg)
That should take care of that.
Perseus unfortunately dropped the hero thing in the 80s...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/LA_Law.jpg)
He did what!
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071112/jsmits_l.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Switch_.jpg)
Switch! (Jimmy Smits)
Hell with all of my past jobs, I'm moving to a galaxy far far away...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0d/Bail.jpg)
Are you sure Jimmy?
(http://alexplorer.net/guitar/text/guitar/Bib.jpg)
You will take me to Jabba now...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6e/Lukeskywalkereu.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Batmananimated32.png)
I was Batman but now I'm the Mayor of Quohaug
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Adam_West_on_Family_Guy.png)
I used to be the voice of the Joker, before that Luke Skywalker...
(http://prettyboring.com/files/images/mark%20hamill.jpg)
...Yeah, I used to be lots of things :bluesad:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/toughleemarvin.jpg)
And now you're in the army, you'll do what I say.
Not if Private Skywalker sees this first:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dEKDCwf9XU
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/A0000200.jpg)
Lee Marvin's the toughest man south of the picket wire.....next to me.
"I'm tougher."
(http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4882/unforgivenclintob4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
I'm toughest.
(http://www.sonypictures.com/tv/shows/walkertexasranger/images/home_key_art.jpg)
I thought I broke your neck?
(http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=5207)
"Yeah, well, I'm your boss."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/Greenhornet.jpg)
Well you're nothing more than a rip off.
(http://www.fabricatedfame.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/adam_west_batman.jpg)
Not another word Bruce...or I'll tell everyone why you call me "boy wonder"...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d4/Burt_ward.jpg)
"Ooohh, a pencil! Let me show you a magic trick!"
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/9498/jokerld3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://www.kevo.com/thumbs/m/2j/Tammy_Faye_Bakker_closeup_2005-750_750.jpg)
You stole my look!
Jesus Thinks You're a Jerk...
(http://www.allaboutjazz.com/photos/profile/FrankZappa08.jpg)
Aw, man! What beats Frank Zappa?
(and don't say cancer)
Come here, let me slap an advisory label on you...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Tgore.jpg)
Ozzymandias speaks: Tipper Gore meet the Wizard of Gore.
(http://www.caleida.pt/fantasporto/2004/aleph/dados/wizard1.jpg)
"I'am Montage the Magnificent! Master of illusion. Defier of the laws of reason. What is real? Are you certain that you know what reality is?"
Montage, er, I mean, Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
He's no match for the Wizard of Speed and Time!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wosat/wosat8.jpg)
Well I bend time AND space!
(http://no2self.net/wp-content/uploads/hiro.jpg)
I bend Michael Jackson...
(http://multimedia.heraldinteractive.com/images/09101220de_phen10242007.jpg)
"You can't bend squat!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Carnac.jpg)
HEY-O!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b0/Ed_mcmahon_1990.jpg)
DAY-O!
(http://www.b-sidenation.com/images/bsidepics1/harry%20belafonte1.jpg)
"ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O!!"
(http://www.dnevkino.ru/films-foto/films-beetlejuice.jpg)
Daylight come and... "I want to go home!"
(http://i.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/movies/11-06-02-nukie.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/ArtistsinAction-BelaLugosiontheseto.jpg)
Home..? I haff no home!
Cheer up Bella...home or not, theres always worse houses/films to be in...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Houseofthedeadposter.jpg)
Yeah! Much worse....
(http://www.headinjurytheater.com/gdm%20gingerbread%20man%20close%20up.jpg)
What are you lookin' at pal?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d2/Israeli_Pancake_Mix.jpg)
Hey, I was joking!
(http://celebpulp.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gary_busey.jpg)
"I'll stop that guy, and somebody get my pies out of the oven!"
(http://www3.sympatico.ca/lorijac/Funny%20Pics/undersiege02.jpg)
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6589/frontma5.jpg)
What defeats Steven Segal? Steven Segal's ego.
Steve
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/JACKALB.jpg)
Jack says you're his girl now.
You guys can fight over her. I have plenty of hot German groupies to choose from.
(http://www.secondhandlps.de/pix_poplps/hasselhoff_looking_freedom.jpg)
Sci Fi Channel groupies too
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/hasselhoff.jpg)
(http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/snakes-on%20-plane-1.jpg)
I'll take care of your snake problem, MFer.
Python problems? I can sympathize.
(http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/images/200710/20071029ho_jeremy.1_500.jpg)
"No problem here!"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3008/2894220786_b444385374.jpg?v=0)
Gentlemen, please
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/lair_of_the_white_worm.jpg)
Lady, meet Hugh The Barbarian, as Andrew named him in his review.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Hugh_Grant_in_FWAAF.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2407/2188520007_ff114922d0_o.jpg)
Divine Brown goes down... er, I mean takes down Hugh Grant.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on September 29, 2008, 01:23:33 PM
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2407/2188520007_ff114922d0_o.jpg)
Divine Brown goes down... er, I mean takes down Hugh Grant.
Whereas Divine goes...brown.
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/divinedogs.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/60/Twister_Sister_-_Stay_Hungry.jpg)
(http://media.eyeweekly.com/images/65/02/e8f1353840c4b56192ec4f521fd3.jpeg)RUTHLESS!
(http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes3/ruthlesspeople238.jpeg)
Will some wine make you feel better?
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/startracks/070917/danny_devito.jpg)
Alright, you got something up your sleeve.
I never drink wine!
(http://www.stane-island.net/blogs/media/bela-lugosi-2.gif)
"I do!"
(http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/3426/sidewaysvb0.png) (http://imageshack.us)
"But I'm not drinking any friggin' Merlot!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rockyhorror/rockyhorror7.jpg)
"A toast to absent friends!
(http://www.cornerstonemag.com/imaginarium/movies/img/toast.jpg)
Better yet.. to a new world of gods and monsters!
Here's to things that go bump in the night.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/tru-blood.jpg)
(http://www.whatheck.com/uploaded_images/steven-seagal-lightning-bolt-energy-drink-asian-experience-759585.jpg)
It's like Steven Segal kickboxing your taste buds.
Let's see what's in the 'fridge:
(http://tubulamarok.free.fr/cinema/ghostbusters.zool.gif)
Perhaps too obvious of a response...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/17/Ghostbusterspeople.jpg)
"I will crush you puny Ghostbusters!"
(http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/8108/vigonc2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/76/Mineral_turpentine.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/lxg_minap.jpg)
That won't work on me.
We should go out, but I'm more for blind dates.
(http://www.twistedsiblings.com/gallery/albums/horror_movie_stuff/chud.jpg)
That's good for me, see you at 7pm when the turkey's done
(http://www.dreamagic.com/vivianrose/mrMagoo.gif)
You may want to make that 10 PM...
(http://www.comixconnection.com/uploaded_images/mr-bean-cooking-turkey-785193.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bloodfreak/bloodfreak6.jpg)
You call that a poultry head?
Oh yeah?
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/poultrygeist.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dino2.jpg)
yeah !
(http://thealternakids.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/father-time.gif)
You got nothin, big boy!
I sunk your Battleship!
(http://www.billandted.org/pics/bj/btbjdeath3.jpg)
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 10, 2008, 01:36:31 AM
(http://thealternakids.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/father-time.gif)
You got nothin, big boy!
Izzy man, where do you keep disappearing to? Welcome back again :thumbup:
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 10, 2008, 09:04:57 AM
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 10, 2008, 01:36:31 AM
(http://thealternakids.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/father-time.gif)
You got nothin, big boy!
Izzy man, where do you keep disappearing to? Welcome back again :thumbup:
Man, I live in a town where the total tooth count is lower than the IQ. It's hard to get access anywhere. I had to build a computer since my laptop flat lined on me, but I have access now and you guys are gonna be sorry! I'M BAAAAAAAAAACK
Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 10, 2008, 07:51:06 AM
I sunk your Battleship!
(http://www.billandted.org/pics/bj/btbjdeath3.jpg)
(http://www.billandted.org/pics/bj/btbjbattleshipbw.jpg)
Dude, we totally whooped you!
I like playing games...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Sawiii.jpg)
Shall we play a game?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6d/WOPR.jpg)
What; no cheese?
(http://forum.belmont.edu/business/Whopper%20with%20Cheese.jpg)
I'm sorry, I'll get right on that for you.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Creepy_King_Bed.png)
Ahh, the letter from thy lawyers to start thy legal proceedings
(http://www.mccullagh.org/db9/10d-18/henry-viii.jpg)
We find lawyers and kings in silly hats........annoying.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/13thWarrior.jpg)
13 Warriors...meet 13 Ghosts...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/13ghostsposters.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/doit1.jpg)
13 ghosts, never had a case like that but I can handle it, Natalie, need a wipe here.....Natalie, Natalie?
You ain't foolin' nobody, alien scumbag!
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/columbia_pictures/men_in_black/will_smith/littlegun.jpg)
"You feelin' lucky punk?"
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/9467/dirtyharrycropob5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"Are you talking to me?"
(http://www.scorsesefilms.com/photos/images/taxigun.jpg)
(http://www.morethings.com/fan/jodie_foster/carny-jodie-foster-101.jpg)
You don't need to shoot anyone to impress me... in fact, I could care less about men's guns.
"Pssst...I like men's 'guns'."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dd/Ian_McKellen.jpg)
What! Mine's not big enough for you!?
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2001/10/17/rings01.jpg)
You b***h! After all we've been through together!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Vlcsnap-9034683.png)
He did the same to me years ago, ah well, there's more fish mammals in the sea...
(http://photos.linternaute.com/image_photo/540/autres-animaux-autres-mammiferes-marins-san-diego-etats-unis-501214862-441644.jpg)
ARGH!!! Will you people stop posting before I can? I've put 2 or 3 up that I had to take down because of you fast fingered lil computer geeks
(http://www.ctuna.com/images/Charlie_Tuna.jpg)
I dunno what YOU got to b***h about
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 13, 2008, 01:09:02 PM
ARGH!!! Will you people stop posting before I can? I've put 2 or 3 up that I had to take down because of you fast fingered lil computer geeks
Dude you're rusty, its all that time off. :bouncegiggle: I prefer mermaids over tuna when it come to...well..tuna...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Mermaid-ChickenOfTheSea-sm.png)
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 13, 2008, 01:12:15 PM
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on October 13, 2008, 01:09:02 PM
ARGH!!! Will you people stop posting before I can? I've put 2 or 3 up that I had to take down because of you fast fingered lil computer geeks
Dude you're rusty, its all that time off. :bouncegiggle: I prefer mermaids over tuna when it come to...well..tuna...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Mermaid-ChickenOfTheSea-sm.png)
Rusty and old, now you lil whipper snappers slow down or I'll take a fist full of Geritol and beat you with my walker
The young boys like me more than that generic skank
(https://www.hollywoodstandups.com/images/641%20Ariel.jpg)
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff165/avistazblog/mim.jpg)
(Trying to post quickly, before IzzyDedjet can find a picture)
I eat you all!
(http://oczo18.republika.pl/jaws/jaws3.JPG)
feel the wrath of my shark gun!! :teddyr:
(http://levelselect.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/sku_7545_5.jpg)
You call that a gun?
(http://www.pheasantridgeguns.com/images/Wildeysurvivor-18.jpg)
Mine are bigger.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/eraser.jpg)
(http://www.espn.go.com/media/pg2/2005/0413/photo/morganna_i.jpg)
No...MINE are bigger
--Morganna the kissing bandit
Who didn't see this coming?
(http://www.americansoldierblog.com/uploaded_images/dollyparton18_07_v_e-732275.jpg)
We are the biggest boobs of them all.
(http://bednarik.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/large-jay-and-silent-bob.jpg)
"Amateurs!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Healthywealthy.jpg)
We agree to disagree...
(http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2005/12/10/obituaries/11pryor_89.jpg)
Here Gene, let me take him off your hands for a bit.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/Superman_III_poster.jpg)
"Son of Jor-El! Drop the human and face us!!"
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/7361/generalzodforpresident2bn7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Me thinks you fellas need a shave....
(http://www.peacebang.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/sweeney-todd.jpg)
(http://www.ithaca.edu/keg/seminar/edward%20scissorhands.jpg)
You're too slow
You're too small.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/zh/0/0a/FinalWarsGigan.jpg)
You can't fly
(http://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/moviepics/ghidorah1.JPG)
Actually, Gigan does fly, but I agree that Ghidorah could kick his butt.
(http://img185.imageshack.us/img185/6404/jasonnr9.jpg)
I have more heads.
Rev...I can't see you're picture...
(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeVideoArt/42/234842.jpg)
Or anything else for that matter...
(http://img530.imageshack.us/img530/1170/zatoichivol1my9.jpg)
I guess it's a case of the blind beating the blind.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/The-Crippled-Masters.jpg)
Although he's crippled, he's even more dangerous than the "Master"...
Oh for the love of...HIM again?? I'll take care of this; be right back....
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Tom_Baker_4_b.jpg)
We got your back...um...or would that be...our back? :question:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/10dr19.jpg)
Who was never quite the same again after this lady appeared in it!
We're a hotter couple than the Dr. & his sidekicks...
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2410/1500270071_69b6f6d1c1.jpg)
I think I'm hotter as a couple with anybody...anytime...anywhere
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00053/Ed_imgSNF25TVA_53235a.jpg)
Maybe not me though Captain!
(http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/simpsons-extras/img_9.jpg)
Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You might remember me from such ichthyological porn movies as DEEPMOUTH BASS and BIG FINNED SEA SLUTS OF THE PACIFIC #21!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Police_Chief_Martin_Brody_1.jpg)
Troy, smile you son of a %&**#
Beware of long journeys Dr Floyd
(http://scifipedia.scifi.com/images/thumb/b/b8/2010.gif/220px-2010.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/JohnLithgow_BuckarooBanzai.jpg)
Yes, Doctor Floyd, beware !
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/buckaroo4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Silverado62.jpg)
Like any good profession gambler who frequents cheap saloons, I have a variety of weapons concealed about my person and will be happy to use them if proper provocation is provided.
How much provocation does it take, big boy?
(http://www.scifimoviepage.com/images/earth.jpg)
So you think you're pretty 'fly' eh?!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e7/Prettyflycover.jpg)
I'm pretty white for a white guy.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8e/Powder.jpg)
Not all white guys are created equal!
Get me some graham crackers and chocolate, we'll make some smores.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Htorch.PNG)
Just chill out already!
Hey, surf's up!
(http://www.samruby.com/Heroes/SilverSurfer/SilverSurfer.gif)
We wrote the book on 'Surf'!
I'm writing a book on beards...
(http://www.whale.to/b/mansonAP3108_468x705.jpg)
"Ach, you ist nussing but a flash in ze pan!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7d/Adolf_Hitler_cph_3a48970.jpg/443px-Adolf_Hitler_cph_3a48970.jpg)
Poland? France? Nah, Disneyland's where it's at...
(http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/crime/serial-killers/richard-ramirez/richard_ramirez_horns.jpg)
This gentleman was more than a match for anyone!
Was Churchill a response to Hitler or Ramirez? I had a picture of Darren McGavin all ready to go.
Hitler definitely, McGavin would probably have been more fitting to the thread at the juncture in question.
Andy was going to post a picture of Darren McGavin but didn't.
So here's a picture of Ralphie.
(http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/5733/ralphiebj2.png) (http://imageshack.us)
It's open season Wabbit!!
I shoot Weplicants
(http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Shadowlands/7187/images/deckard_shoot.jpg)
Machines will never replace humans.
Never...
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/cornbrator-copy.jpg)
Not entirely but....
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/juliechristie01.jpg)
Ay, that incestuous, that aduterate beast,
With witchcraft of his wit, with traitorous gifts,--
O wicked wit, and gifts that have the power
So to seduce !--won to his shameful lust
The will of my most seeming-virtuous queen.
"Nice poetry baby. I have one for ya...Hickory Dickory Dock..."
(http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/images/pref_images/p11582s0rs5.jpg)
...You can suck my...
(http://media.lvrj.com/images/2170012.jpg)
(http://www.wallsofthewild.com/rooster.jpg)
I'll eat you after my back rub...
(http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/8066/relaxmassage5qx.jpg)
(http://blogamole.mtvtr3s.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/cujo.jpg)
Where's your f***ing manners?
(http://animalattraction.com/Portals/0/Content/blog/28lassie_large1.jpg)
You need to loosen up.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Thelittlesthobo.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnwppcD-SMc
(for those who have dial up, its a video of a Chuck Wagon dogfood commerical :wink:)
This charming young man wasn't rumbled by a mere dog!
"Oh, behave!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/AustinPowers200px.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/blofeldcolor.jpg)
Goodbye Mr. Powers.
And we come back to this guy.
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=112594.0;attach=1155;image)
who's been misusing my likeness!
(http://www.space-debris.com/st_montalban_trek2.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/HerveVillechaize.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 26, 2008, 11:54:01 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/HerveVillechaize.jpg)
Now just how tasteless do we get with THIS one? :bouncegiggle:
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l26/halfwildhalfchild/ForYourHeightOnly.jpg)
(Not very tasteless, sorry.)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/cosoompa.jpg)
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/nothing.gif)
Put down the axe already...the honeymoon is over...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/06/Haunted_honeymoon.jpg)
On the contrary, it's just begun.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Axemurderermovieposter.jpg)
And move your head!
First comes love, then comes marriage then comes...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/Nightmare5.jpg)
Freddy invading a womb to inhabit the baby's soul for his rise to power... :question:
(http://ledonnarama.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/rosemarys-baby.jpg)
My baby can kick your baby's @$$.
The evil kid calvery just arrived
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Kids_votd1957.jpg)
"I'll take you all on at once."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/STCharlieX.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Legend087.jpg)
This looks like a job for Ernest Pratt and Janos Bartok, AKA MacGyver and Q
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wraith/wraith2.jpg)
Once again...you lose :twirl:
Not all supernatural avengers who died in their car need a set of wheels....
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/haunting194.jpg)
Don't worry, help is on the way.
License and registration Miss...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/73/Maniacop2-poster.jpg)
Sorry Z'Dar, but you ain't got the biggest jaw around here!
(http://a317.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/18/m_1b4ac65cd3aba7cabe23da70753d38cc.jpg)
Quote from: [=1=]dolemite on October 30, 2008, 01:46:38 PM
Alien hunted by drunk rednecks after crashing on earth.
(http://www.scifi-movies.com/images/g/galaxyinvader1985tele/affiche.jpg)(http://www.bleedingskull.com/vhs/_images07/Cover_GalaxyInvader.jpg)
Last cop on earth fights gang of infected scumbags after the nuclear holocaust.
(http://www.post-apocalypse.co.uk/omegacop/s-798200.jpg)
Part two of omega cop pretty much the same but they left out the infected scumbags for regular ones
(http://www3.schnittberichte.com/www/SBs/1538/cover.jpg)
Scorpion and his friends fight a cult homosexual madmen after the nuclear holocaust
(http://www.unique-visions.com/warriorswastelandfront.jpg)
:question: :question: :question:
From page one for the rules of the war.
QuoteI saw this 'game' over on another board, and it led to a pretty funny thread, so I thought we could try something similar but with a Bad Movie theme.
The idea is I'll post a picture from a movie, and the next person has to post a picture of something that "beats" my picture. For example, I could post a picture of a slow zombie, next person could post a picture of Ben from NOTLD, and the next might post an image of the Sheriff who shot Ben, then maybe a giant ant from THEM (that killed the cop), etc.
The image has to be a still shot from a movie, and you might want to include a sentence why it 'beats' the last (if it's not obvious).
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/img_9.jpg)
It's what you do with it -
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/The_dentist2_dvd_cover.jpg)
I do not fear going "Under The Blade"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l44/tangish/tsdee.jpg)
Your sister may be twisted, but these sisters have her beat.
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0007M2374.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Quiet_Family1.jpg)
You and your 2 daughters should take a vacation at our quiet family lodge.
Or you could stay here at the lovely Overlook...for a very long time...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/41/Overlook_timberline.jpg)
Why not try the 'English Riviera' instead!
(http://www.serieslive.com/img/news/fawlty_towers.jpg)
I'll see your one "Fawlty" tower and raise you TWO much sturdier ones!
(http://www.availableimages.com/images/previews/Lord%20of%20the%20Rings%20The%20Two%20Towers,%20The%20(2002).jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5c/Towering_inferno_movie_poster.jpg)
Burn, baby, burn!
Are you speaking my language?
(http://www.rereviewed.com/images/kircherbabel.jpg)
Screw these towers...keep it simple...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/LHMainTitle.jpg)
You'll have to fight US for this prairie....
(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j37/stinkingbadges/warriors-horseback.jpg)
Can't we just get along?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/82/Dances_with_Wolves_poster.jpg)
I'm not getting along with no redskin butchers!
(http://www.dvdtown.com/images/displayimage.php?id=4912)
How about these Indians?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Major_league_movie.jpeg)
Baseball is a physical game...
(http://blog.bittorrent.com/editorial/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/furies.jpg)
"I'll shove that bat up your @ss and turn you into a popsicle..."
(http://www.figures.com/giveaways/sdcc05/images/MezcoTheWarriorsAjax.jpg)
Feeling lucky punk?
(http://www.topnews.in/light/files/clint-eastwood-dirty-harry.JPG)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/Djangofilm.jpg)
You call that a gun? Let me open this coffin I'm dragging behind me...
Oops, I've picked up the wrong one!
(http://www.reellifewisdom.com/files/images/dracula.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Vanhels2.jpg)
Even the ultimate slayer can't win 'em all!
(http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/165/629/31/GOKE.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Hellboy_Shot_2.jpg)
Sigh...guess I'll have to take over...
The "eyes" have it!
(http://marsmovies.free.fr/queen/Queen.of.Blood.TVRip.1966.Xvid.by.Lost.Johnny%5B(112485)16-20-06%5D.JPG)
How about I have your eyeball?
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/264539.1010.A.jpg)
Is that a threat!
(http://www.reel.com/Content/Reelimages/features2001/monsters/mike.jpg)
"Mike Wazowski!"
(http://dvdmedia.ign.com/dvd/image/monsters_10.jpg)
Aw, how cute!
(http://www.comicscontinuum.com/stories/0701/18/chucky1a.jpg)
(http://www.moviemonstermuseum.com/props2006/demonic%20toys.jpg)
(http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/hangin-with/pix/haleyjoel1.jpg)
Gee, SuperToys DO last all summer long!
Robot dogs are far more useful for the practical time-traveller....
(http://www.tvacres.com/images/K9.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/o_1206403258.jpg)
I can do things to you that little robot dog can't even spell.
Hasta la vista baby!
(http://www.spiralpocus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/the-terminator.jpg)
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00005LPZS.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
You'll be back...
All front I see....
(http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/dontmesswithladyterminator.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/River_tam.png)
Things are going to get much, much worse.
Oh, you want freaky, baby?
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Sleepaway-camp-angela.jpg)
Cross me, and I'll show you the REST of my picture!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/226/490917216_7c2b6fe7af.jpg?v=0)
(http://the.inevitable.org/anism/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/beetlejuice.jpg)
Aint skeert. Whatcha got?
My My what big eyes you have!
(http://dstrong.blog.uvm.edu/neuroblog/Stooges-%2520Eye%2520Poke.jpg)
POKE!
And what big teeth I have...
(http://www.axelmusic.com/resources/covers/7/759731408325.jpg)
And what a big jaw I have...
(http://www.stairwell.com/doc/images/zdar.jpg)
A jawbone is a lethal weapon in my hands!
(http://home.earthlink.net/~lightsman/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/samson.jpg)
I like to take the whole head...
(http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/clash-of-the-titans-holding-medusa-head.jpg)
Lethal indeed
But could you complete TWELVE labours EH!
(http://www.briansdriveintheater.com/hercules/arnold/arnold41.jpg)
According to legend an evil centaur did the strongman in.
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa259/shadowtheatre/centaur3.jpg)
I'll take that thing down in one punch
(http://www.fightnews.com/1photos/butterbean2.jpg)
Butterbean meet Mr. Bean...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Beanandteddy.jpg)
Mr. Bean is no match for Christmas turkey
(http://whatscookingamerica.net/Poultry/WholeChicken.jpg)
This bird makes it seem a little 'poultry' in comparison!
(http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/reviews/katzman1b.jpg)
(http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/5941/untitled253se.png)
Hey, pal! Nice nose!
"My nose sir, ez enormous!"
(http://www.alferezbalboa.net/imagenes/cyrano.jpg)
"I just don't see it."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/08/ProfessorOchanomizu-1966AstroBoy.jpg)
Tell me about it...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/MagooAndDog.jpg)
Richer, and with better eyesight.
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t237/DestroyAllEvidence/thurston.jpg)
Richer and cleaner
(http://davidstjames.net/images/stills_hughes.jpg)
Richer AND armoured!
(http://www.illusiontv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/iron-man-hit.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/IrishWhiskey.jpg)
I can down all those in one go...
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020619/102923__russell_L.jpg)
Incredible Drinking man, meet the incredible Shrinking man!
(http://www.geocities.com/alcus2/carey.jpg)
Amazing!
(http://www.premiere.fr/var/premiere/storage/images/cinema/photos/diaporama/images/cherie-j-ai-retreci-les-gosses-honey-i-shrunk-the-kids-1989__1/11265082-1-fre-FR/cherie_j_ai_retreci_les_gosses_honey_i_shrunk_the_kids_1989_reference.jpg)
You'd better look over your shoulder!
(http://everything4lessstore.com/images/amazing-colossal-man.jpg)
You wouldn't fit in here with me and my 30 friends...
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x95/dawnhulio/clown-car.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/MotorCity/Downs/4455/duo.jpg)
A pass or two with this baby, and I can fit anything in your lil beep beep car, Chuckles.
Nah, I prefer Grave Digger :teddyr:
(http://www.metal-rules.com/interviews/images/GraveDigger_band.jpg)
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/b/b4/GWAR-beyond_hell-.jpg)
Ya buncha pretty boy poofs
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/EdwinStarr.jpg)
GWAR!
Good God, ya'll!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothin'!
(Say it again!) (http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=50:0zfqxxqhld6e~T)
War is good! I'll show you all!
(http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/368/wizards2oa9.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. Powell on November 10, 2008, 07:04:59 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/19/EdwinStarr.jpg)
GWAR!
Good God, ya'll!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothin'!
(Say it again!) (http://www.allmusic.com/cg/amg.dll?p=amg&sql=50:0zfqxxqhld6e~T)
CHOICE! Karma!
Quote from: Circus_Circus on November 10, 2008, 07:09:33 PM
War is good! I'll show you all!
"You got that right dirtbag!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Rleeermeydoll.jpg)
"You wanna talk loud? You wanna scream at people? I do it, and make a s**tload of money too!"
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/144/334607104_9caf10a48a.jpg?v=0)
I bet I make more
(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n307/webmaster99/barry-scott.jpg)
(http://thefoggymonocle.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/ron_popeil.jpg)
I'll cut, grate, chop, julienne and french fry you punks into oblivion!
I'll grill all your asses!
(http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/showtracker/images/2008/07/09/george_foreman_2.jpg)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40466000/jpg/_40466249_ali_foreman_5_300.jpg)
You got roped, dope.
No pardner, I'm handling the ropes round here!
(http://media.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/images/I45717-2004Sep23)
Oh, you better shut your piehole boy!
(http://caffeine-headache.net/blog3/310-to-Yuma-l02.jpg)
Say what?
(http://users.ox.ac.uk/~ball0888/oxfordopen/lee3.jpg)
(http://thathippiechick.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/pie-hole.jpg)
It'll take much more to keep this guy quiet!
(http://uglydemocrats.com/democrats/United-States/Michael-Moore/michael-moore-2.jpg)
Good luck tracking me down, Mike. :bouncegiggle:
(http://reneeashleybaker.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/roger-smith-chairman-ceo-general-motors-1925-2007.jpg)
Meet THE General Motors!
(http://www.radiotimes.com/shows/boston-legal/gallery/gallery-one/007/photo.jpg)
You are both very uncool...
(http://img508.imageshack.us/img508/4751/copiedeposexe8.jpg)
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Scarface-movie-02.jpg)
"You wanna waste my time? Okay. I call my lawyer. He's the best lawyer in Miami. He's such a good lawyer, that by tomorrow morning, you gonna be working in Alaska. So dress warm."
"Yeah, well we got your wife. He'll 'fess eveything"
(http://www.tg-films.info/films_d/pics/dogdat.jpg)
(http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/3691/petervincenteh3.jpg)
Chris Sarandon is no match for Peter Vincent, vampire KILLAH!!!
Huh, that crap don't work old man....
(http://www.evilontwolegs.com/uploads/corey/neardark/neard3.jpg)
[Seriously tho', how cool is that picture?]
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j256/boondock4/otis.jpg)
Bill Paxton's worst enemy? An axe to the chest!
No threat, 'cos I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!
(http://www.pythonline.com/files/pythonline/images/lumberjack.jpg)
So am I little man...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9e/Akeley-Minnesota-Paul-Bunyan.jpg)
(http://www.metalkings.com/reviews/immortal/abbath.jpg)
I'm not...
Amateurs...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7b/Welcome_To_My_Nightmare.jpg)
Gonna play the dinosaur game are ya?
(http://i.pbase.com/u27/cgrohs/upload/16001063.11Metallisaurus.jpg)
Well this is METALLISAURUS!
Time to call in the troops...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Dethklok2.jpg)
Bring on the battle of GWARmageddon!
(http://www.npzr.org/lair/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/gwar_.jpg)
'Bands' in silly costumes go back a long way!
(http://ravingsfromtheblogdweller.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/banana-splits.jpg)
(http://lukewelling.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/furries.jpg)
OOH! Furries! Hel-loo!!
The less fur on a 'Cat Person' the better!
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTgxNjE4NzA1MV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNzA2ODM2._V1._SX293_SY400_.jpg)
There's skin, and there's skin:
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/pfiffer_catwoman.jpg)
(http://www.outsidepride.com/images/products/detail/gardenflower/catnip.jpg)
aka Catnip
How about some "Batnip" :wink:
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/Umbrax3/batnipple.jpg)
Is it just me or is it getting a little 'nippy' in here?
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00018/ed_imgRSNN1921XX_18681a.jpg)
It is just you...
(http://www.dreamagic.com/vivianrose/devilsAdvocate.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/matrix.png)
I've changed a lot since we last met.
Yes, even your acting!
(http://ever-yours.net/vlad/main.png)
Quote from: JJ80 on November 22, 2008, 12:02:10 PM
Yes, even your acting!
(http://ever-yours.net/vlad/main.png)
I dont unserstand why people dont like sharing. N00bs.
Here is a better representation of Keanu:
(http://www.idigitalemotion.com/tutorials/guest/wooden_plank/images/step07.jpg)
Saw cuts wood!
(http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50301413/Hand_Saws.jpg)
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061024/142224__saw_2_l.jpg)
Quote from: Patient7 on November 22, 2008, 01:05:44 PM
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/061024/142224__saw_2_l.jpg)
"saw" that coming a mile away.
"Eye" see saw...
(http://buzz.botw.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/eye-photo.jpg)
'Saw' far 'saw' good!
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/texas-chainsaw-1974-leatherface-sunset.jpg)
But can it slice giant monster robots cleanly in two?
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/166/331979877_7c3599137a.jpg?v=0)
I'd like to see someone try and cut ME in two!!!
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/godzillatree_450x300.jpg)
"I can give you a trim."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/Edwardscissorhandsposter.JPG)
I can give you a REALLY close shave!
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2007/12/15/alg_sweeney_todd1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/10102604ATom-Berenger-Platoon-Poste.jpg)
You can't disguise yourself, I know it's you Lerner.
this jungle is not big enough for both of us.
(http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/KevinGilvear/predator3.jpg)
This jungles not big enough for ANY of us!
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/king_kong_movie_roar.jpg)
Ok lets go to the city then...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3c/City_of_the_dead_front.jpg)
On second thoughts...
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g184/Ed_wills/Bruce_Campbell_Army_of_Darkness.jpg)
Back to retail for you...
(http://www.mania.com/content_pics/14700_thumb.jpg)
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1031/651727663_de67f86549_o.png)
My colleagues and I will have the planet wholesale AND retail!
(http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/war-worlds/martian-1211.jpg)
JJ80, I can't see your picture. Wait a minute, I can't see anything...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/bloodyeyes.jpg)
Arrrrrgggggg!
We hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil!
(http://johnfenzel.typepad.com/john_fenzels_blog/images/2007/03/14/the3monkeys.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Monkey_shines.jpg)
I hear, see, speak and do evil.
Go on little fellow, MAKE A WISH!
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r284/blondeilu/Minh%20hoa%20blogs/the-monkeys-paw.jpg)
(http://www.brainygamer.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/04/29/wish_upon_a_star.jpg)
I'll wish upon a STAR, thank you very much...
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/7/71/DSI_hdapproach.jpg)
Watch what you wish for...
Say bye, bye...
(http://www.observer.hu/SW/urhajok/x-wing.jpg)
Tally Ho, old chaps!
(http://www.fortunecity.com/rivendell/angels/592/posters/biggles.jpg)
Biggles old man: times have changed, and so have you:
(http://z.about.com/d/scifi/1/0/m/1/-/-/03Torchwood_333x500.jpg)
The best of British to you too!
(http://www.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/daniel-craig-photo.jpg)
Hey pal, you stole my movie...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f1/David_niven_in_casino_royal.jpg)
Who stole what no longer matters under THESE circumstances!
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/gallery/2006/11/03/jaws3.jpg)
Beauty kills the beast again...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Jaws_gets_a_girl_in_Moonraker.jpg)
This 'Jaws' appreciates beauty in a different way!
(http://www.have-a-great-time-in-south-australia.com/images/Great-White-shark-South-Australia.jpg)
Roy Scheider brought something bigger than a gun this time.
(http://www.lovefilm.com/lovefilm/images/products/9/2559-large.jpg)
Prepare to come down in the world!
(http://www.losanjealous.com/img/airwolf.jpg)
A little help from a galaxy far far away just arrived...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Tieinterceptor.jpg)
Your proton cannons cannot harm me! My wings are like a SHIELD OF STEEL!
(http://www.batfink.com/batfink.gif)
(http://www.kidsera.com/images/0397a.jpg)
I'd be VERY careful where I'd choose to land if I were you!
(http://www.jimforeman.com/Stories/MouseTrap.jpg)
you may need a few more traps...better make them bigger too...
(http://www.horrorexpress.com/images/rats:nightofterror.jpg)
Kindly leave da town in der orderly fashion!
(http://www.kellscraft.com/mcmtwilight/mcmtwilight10.jpg)
This Piper is a little less "pied" and a lot more "rowdy"...
(http://www.collectiblesofthegame.com/images/P/RP-16b.jpg)
I've come here to do 2 things
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4192/piper4fx.jpg)
(http://www.admit-one.net/webimages/bazooka.jpg)
Will you settle for one instead?
Got something bigger than a bazooka.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1d/Commando-Matrix-Firing_Rocket_Launcher.png/350px-Commando-Matrix-Firing_Rocket_Launcher.png)
I doubt even the governator could lift this!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/dc/Dicke_Bertha.Big_Bertha.jpg/300px-Dicke_Bertha.Big_Bertha.jpg)
I have a big gun too :teddyr:
(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd269/ducknipples/tb_gun-lg-4.jpg)
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j286/braindeadkid/thegunshow3.jpg)
Excuse us, ladies; did you get your tickets for the gun show??
Not sure why, but this is the first thing I thought of when I saw the picture above...
(http://www.teleradiostereo.com/discomusic/cover/village_.jpg)
Hey kiddies, the Space Cowboys are the real deal
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/10042372.jpg)
- and we'd show you more, but they made us put our coveralls back on.
You ain't no damn cowboys!
(http://videodetective.com/photos/079/000332_37.jpg)
"Maybe not, but I'm the fastest milkman in the west."
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3064/3067787709_a2be7267df.jpg?v=0)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2190713372_16a294b981.jpg)
When I vacation in England, I find that milkmen and comics taste best.
England-visiting dinosaurs are no match for the greatest defender England's ever known,
(http://www1.phillyburbs.com/superheroes/images/pumaman.jpg)
PUMA MAN!
but he is no match against mr neutron!
(http://squidwranglers.files.wordpress.com/2006/09/neutrongame11.gif)
JIMMY NEUTRON will find a way around him!
(http://thefarwright.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/adventures-jimmy-neutron-300-032707.jpg)
We're just burnin' doing the neutron dance.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/PointerSistersBreakOut.jpg)
"We're so excited....NOT! Try the SAFETY DANCE instead!"
(http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/images/safetydance.jpg)
Well, I'd love to, but....
(http://www.amusicalpatos.com.br/2/images/GENESIS%20-%20WE%20CAN%27T%20DANCE.jpg)
Don't worry Phil, we can!
(http://www.mmsacc-stainless.com/assets/auto_generated_images/aliens_dancing.jpg)
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/Alien-ripley-gun-small.jpg)
"You are indeed worthy prey!"
(http://blogs.theage.com.au/schembri/predator.jpg)
Toughness doesn't matter at the box office...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d5/ETChrist.jpg)
No measure of success can stop you being assimilated!
(http://cage.p.tripod.com/images/b_queen.jpg)
We'll see about that...
(http://www.freerefill.de/blog/pix/picard3000.jpg)
Now now luvvies!
(http://www.zonadvd.com/imagenes/articulos/cine_kong/konga.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gvsmegaguirus8.jpg)
She's cute and she likes to blow things up, that's my kind of woman.
He's a mechanical kaiju and he likes to blow things up, my kind of robot!
(http://www.roberthood.net/daikaiju-antho/contributors/images/mechagodzilla.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/kropcentonset.jpg)
No matter how big you are, this can happen to you
"No clumsy fools gonna replace ME with no CGI!"
(http://www.dyers.org/images/200805/mr-t-gold-chains-sparkling.gif)
"I may not replace you, but I can beat you with the Eye Of The Tiger."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Clubber_lang3.jpg)
Wow, Darksider, beat me by a few seconds... exact same pic from the exact same source. :bouncegiggle:
I'm leaps and bounds ahead, Mr Balboa!
(http://www2.keck.hawaii.edu/optics/aodocs/images/boxing_kangaroo.gif)
That's two times in a row I've been beaten to a response by mere seconds! I'm outta this thread!
ok...lets fight...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/MikeTyson%27sPunchOutBoxart.jpg)
Banzai!
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u285/d_AAA_n/sonnychiba.jpg)
(http://www.lotten.se/uploaded_images/karate_kid-720764.png)
Not so Macchio now are we!
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Jackie-Chan-Photograph-C11797132.jpeg)
Chan can't beat "The Glow"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/lastdragon/lastdragon8.jpg)
(Pic humbly borrowed from Andrew's most excellent review of The Last Dragon)
The Glow is just too conspicuous!
(http://aviationweek.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/05/23/invisible_man.jpg)
I can turn invisible too...and I can see your body heat...
(http://www.starbase8.de/horror/mm/box/detail_alienpredator_predator.jpg)
I can 'touch 'you from afar!
(http://data4.blog.de/media/925/1904925_6a7cbe5dec_m.jpg)
What big eyes you have...to poke ya knucklehead...
(http://www.stoogeworld.com/_Whats%20New/Moe-pic.jpg)
Who's a stooge now eh!
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o103/thelabatbelmar/Iggy-Pop-2.jpg)
I prefer soda pop to Iggy Pop.
(http://www.ciadvertising.org/sa/fall_05/adv380J/mmolyneu/finalproject/soda_pic.jpg)
Yeah well I prefer yoda to soda...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Yoda-ep2.jpg)
Behind many a great and wise leader is at least one nutty relative.
(http://www.rago.nl/sesamstraat/%7Eimages/grover.jpg)
Ooh! Grover!! He was my favorite president!! He was....
...
Oh wait; I was thinking of this Grover:
(http://penkaushistory.com/404px-President_Grover_Cleveland.jpg)
(..that's Grover Cleveland.)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/clear.jpg)
HOW DARE YOU MISTER PRESIDENT!
Really gentlemen, the war room is no place for fighting!
(http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/3/3a/180px-PeterSellersPresident.jpg)
The war room is a place for games sometimes...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Wargames_View_at_NORAD.png)
Shouldn't we apply a little more logic to these matters?
(http://www.variety.com/graphics/photos/_storypics/colossus.jpg)
Screw logic...i want some hot electronic action...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9c/Demon_Seed_1977.jpg)
"If it's action you want, then it's action you shall have!"
(http://images.quizfarm.com/1130268505NEO.jpg)
"EXCELLENT!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Bill_%26_Ted.jpg)
Sorry lads, but your's don't go up to eleven!
(http://nighthawknews.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/spinal_tap_wideweb__470x4610.jpg)
Ours go upto 69....
(http://weblogs.newsday.com/entertainment/celebrities_blog/motley%20crue_crue%20fest.jpg)
We know the number of the beast!
(http://www4.airnet.ne.jp/minds/habits/metal/MAIDEN/Img/iron_maiden.jpg)
I prefer my torture devices a little more elaborate than Iron Maiden.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fe/PitPoster.jpg)
Some prefer just to get on With it!
(http://theboldsoul.lisataylorhuff.com/photos/uncategorized/guillotine_1.gif)
Some like it hot
(http://estb.msn.com/i/7D/3CAD666F7FB2B7B8CB4D6D3448945.jpg)
Some girls prefer a nip in the air!
(http://static.flickr.com/46/137312107_ebb9d88895.jpg)
Some like it freezing cold...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1f/Ourgovernor.jpg)
Some can sense a distinct thaw in relations!
(http://entertainment.upperdeck.com/ArticleImages/VsSystem/August/HumanTorch.gif)
Finally, a foe I can battle...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Ross_Aquaman.jpg)
Problem is, you just don't know what's down there!
(http://www.evl.uic.edu/aej/527/pics/octopus.jpg)
"We're crazy enough to tackle anything."
(http://stoneybrook.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/timebandit_1024.jpg?w=500&h=383)
Does anything include us me hearties?!
(http://a4.vox.com/6a00cdf7e37f6d094f00e398b79bbc0005-500pi)
Your hearties have awoken something much meaner...
(http://www.apocprod.com/Pages/de_aequilibritatis_mundi/SB678_images/cthulhu.gif)
Sorry, DarkSider, but everybody knows that, as powerful as Cthulhu is, he's nothin' if the stars ain't right.
(http://quest.nasa.gov/hst/events/stars.gif)
The biggest and baddest Big Bad of 'em all, defeated by astrology. Deal with it.
Astrology is just a party game, ASTROMONY is the real deal!
(http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/files/2006/sagan_planets.jpg)
"I'll blow up any star that gets in my way, real or not."
(http://www.kontinuum.cz/databaze/filmy/film_7_16.jpg)
Stars are not the only thing in the sky that you should be worrying about!
(http://www.smintjes.be/images/scheider1.jpg)
Trust me, we're higher and have a lot more to worry about...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9e/Apollo_thirteen_movie.jpg)
Like rogue powers interfering in the space race.....
(http://airminded.org/wp-content/img/travel/sm-black-arrow.jpg)
Hey, that ship looks like a long-lost spacefaring cousin...
(http://blog.ugo.com/images/uploads/dune_sandworm_art.gif)
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/dune/dune5.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/images-3.jpg)
Orson, stop playing in the sand with those hooligans and come home, Now!
Sorry Hen but Kyle's still trying to prove that I exist!
(http://www.erichufschmid.net/RoswellAlienHoaxAutopsy2.jpg)
Go home Kyle...we've got it covered...plus we're better looking...
(http://www.bowserbabe.com/images/shipper/mulder_scully_06.JPG)
You there, yes you, we don't need your assistance, this is well under control....
(http://www.shillpages.com/dw/story/d4/st--4a01.jpg)
Oh goodness; another ME impersonator.
(http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~susan/sf/tv/drwho/drred.jpg)
It doesn't really matter Who's Who to me!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/Master_with_laser_screwdriver.png)
"Wait I thought WHO was on first..."
(http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/Abbott-Costello--C10051804.jpeg)
No lads I think we're first!
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g315/jivenjj/Bob-Hope-Bing-Crosby-.jpg)
Taking the Road to Morocco will lead you into a much better movie...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Casablanca433.jpg)
But only if you can find me Humphrey...
(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/thesnitch/maltese%20falcon.JPG)
Some statues are more useful than others.....
(http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/29/11429-004-9AE81A4E.jpg)
"It has our name...we hates it!"
(http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/gollum_standee-01.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/GraspRing.jpg)
It has your name, but I have your ring.
Did some say Ring?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Theringtwo_poster.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/videodead/videodead1.jpg)
(http://powerhousenews.com/Tony/images/Universal_TV_Remote.jpg)
(http://www.xanfan.com/remotecontrol/rc-tv-ad.jpg)
I wanna watch the news!
(http://img3.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2857280.jpg)
"Thish Ish The News"
(http://www.newmediamusings.com/photos/uncategorized/brokaw_tom_2.jpg)
My people will decide what's NEWS!
(http://www.bluecollaragents.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/big-brother.jpg)
You call that a face!
(http://captainhowdy.com/images/The%20Exorcist/186.jpg)
(I would like to let everyone know how hard it was for me to post this picture as it scares the bejesus out of me!)
Call that a face, THIS is a face!
(http://www.norsemeat.com/reviews/boe.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/Krang.JPG)
Recoil in horror! :buggedout:
(http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/ffximage/2007/10/15/wildenstein_lead.jpg)
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m52/ptfox11/toht.jpg)
All this is enough to make your head explode!
(http://www.huge-entity.com/blogger3/scanners-exploding-head-4.jpg)
I suppose you want me to clean that up?
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb2/cousndick/toxie2.jpg)
NOTHing can beat a good ol' 90S cartoon!....exept perhaps, an even BETTER 90s cartoon!!
(http://www.ugo.com/comic-con/images/comics-on-tv/the-tick.jpg)
Tick meet Flea!
(http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/505/227/81/rhcp_flea.jpg)
mmmmm...desert...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a8/Frogsfilmposter.jpg)
Some amphibians have more distinctive tastes!
(http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/12/toad_of_toad_hall.jpg)
I like the taste of bacon...if you know what i mean...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/48/Tv_the_muppet_show_bein_green_gone.png)
(http://www.spaceg.com/multimedia/collection/motorcycles/Miss%20Piggy%20poses%20for%20Playboar.jpg)
That's just sow-er grapes!
(http://fantistof.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/motel_20hell.jpg)
You can't run a motel like that!
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd13/halloweenmart/psycho7.gif)
Sadly you can't always get the staff....
(http://www.geocities.com/uk_soaps/Pictures/Crossroads_Benny.jpg)
You're old hat mate...
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/05/05/HotelBabylon_060405111649202_wideweb__300x399.jpg)
Personally, I prefer the 'Blue Hotel'!
(http://img486.imageshack.us/img486/623/fb0km.jpg)
We're waiting to go to Hotel California
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/the_eagles-gal.jpg)
We've been to the desert on that horse, er, whazzit's name?
(http://www.seatwave.com/FileStore/SEASON/IMAGE/america_000596_MainPicture.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/stormrider7562/mr-ed.jpg)
He'll never catch this fine fellow!
(http://www.geocities.com/Yosemite/Trails/3539/Secretariat4.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/Moore-LoneRanger.jpg)
No way pardners!
(http://img.stern.de/_content/53/17/531714/bud2_500_ctx_500.jpg)
(http://www.squibkick.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/clint-eastwood-pistols.bmp)
I see you Eastwood!
(http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/Django1.jpg)
See this...
(http://www.sawitfirst.co.uk/media/197_dirty_harry_big.jpg)
Why, I DO feel lucky, thanks for asking!
(http://international.tromamovies.com/Images/Getting%20Lucky.JPG)
What about the luck of the Irish?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/leprechaun/leprechaun8.jpg)
(http://www.wpclipart.com/holiday/stPats/clover/Four_Leaf_Clover_03.png)
That should take care you...
Drat, you've only gone and eaten it!
(http://www.timvp.com/mred2.jpg)
Back to the horses are we...
(http://www.amazingben.com/badass-horseman5.jpg)
Legends don't come much bigger than this!
(http://www.mainlesson.com/books/haaren/greece/zpage087.gif)
Speaking of large Trojan items...
(http://www.mensboutique.com/images/imagecache/trojan-magnum-extra-large.jpg)
We'll have none of that now!
(http://onemansblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/Monty_Python_Spanish_Inquisition.jpg)
You guys should talk, your country has Spanish flies...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Lytta-vesicatoria.jpg)
Not so much now Senor!
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/245000/images/_249743_ddt180.jpg)
Looks like the bugs have struck back at the humans
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a1/Gas-s-s-s.jpg)
Mercy!
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff131/stannenba/misc/SimpsonsHailAnts.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Them01.jpg)
Time for some serious preying!
(http://www.monstersfromthevault.com/DeadlyMantis.jpg)
The Deadly Mantis is no match for me: BatMantis!
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1371/889623324_33e93d51c7_m.jpg)
Here's a real insectoid villain, and he rules his very own alternate dimension.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3248/3091035069_a09a63fabc.jpg?v=0)
Bug problem?
(http://deliciousghost.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/men_in_black.jpg)
(yo andy, what cartoon is that?)
That is the ruler of Dementia Five, from an old and very psychedelic episode of Rocket Robin Hood. Ralph Bakshi recycled some of the animation on Spider Man as well.
No problem with bugs
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/coc.jpg)
but cheerleaders are another story
(http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/5d/images.art.com/images/-/Satans-Cheerleaders--C10134814.jpeg)
Further down the rabbit hole.....
(http://www.shillpages.com/movies/satansslave1976dvd.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/034779_15.jpg)
Whatever it is, I'll get some pictures and write a story, but $#%!, no one ever believes me.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/The_Night_Stalker02.jpg)
You're fired, Carl! Again!!!
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Steve-McQueen---Bullitt-Photograph-C12142775.jpeg)
Don't feel bad, Kolchak; I get in trouble with him all the time myself....
"Cooler, Steve."
(http://images.contactmusic.com/images/reviews2/thegreatescape.jpg)
(http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0ciidzP3Ge2QY/610x.jpg)
Oh, Steve McQueen! How silly of you! Don't you know that you should never go to, of all places, a Mexican hospital for treatment. Those places have got death written all over 'em man. Should've stayed in America.
...
I'm going to hell.
He could come in very handy for some in the U.S.A....
(http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/312/802/61/Coma_(1978).jpg)
(http://mrsasquatch.com/images/TomSelleckPosters.jpg)
Hey! Didja see me?! I was in that! Right there in the back!
I was right there! You saw me, didn't ja? I was in that movie!
I was! I swear! Really! Didja see me? Didja?!! Really, I was!
(http://www.beauty-and-the-bath.com/image-files/mustache-styles-mikaelstrauss.jpg)
Mine's better.
(http://www.thefunnypage.com/moustache/moustache2.jpg)
Mine's longer.
Mine iz de pretty one
(http://media.canada.com/canwest/90/moustache_competition090107.jpg)
Ok...enough of the beards...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/The_Demon_Barber_Of_Fleet_Street.jpg)
Sweeney Todd, meet Sweaty Doug...
(http://www.tombrennand.net/lions/Littleport03/image/sweaty_doug.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/16/Stick_deodorant.jpg)
Arm and Hammer is no match for the hammer and sickle, and this big stinker.
(http://flashyourstache.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/stalin.jpg)
(and now we're back to outstanding mustaches)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/039_12536george-c-scott-posters_020.jpg)
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/schoolradio/history/photo/media/pic33_eisenhower_gallery.jpg)
(http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/I%20Want%20You%20to%20Want%20Me.JPG)
Uncle Sam, General Lord Kitchener sends you his regards....
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MEPOD/10016439~Kitchener-Poster-Recruitment-Poster-Featuring-Kitchener-You-are-the-Man-I-Want-Posters.jpg)
(http://www.eatliver.com/img/2006/843.jpg)
Waste not, want not.....
(http://www.familyrecords.gov.uk/focuson/womeninuniform/images/wwii_squanderbug_detail.jpg)
(http://www.studioseventy7.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/m-and-m-red-propaganda-poster1.jpg)
(http://www.filmid.planet.ee/pilt/POSTER%20-%20THE%20TOXIC%20AVENGER%20(2).JPG)
Where were you when we needed you man!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nukehigh/nukehigh3.jpg)
Me Tarzan, You toast!!!
(http://www.highchaparralnewsletter.com/Archives/June_24_2007_files/dennymillerTarzan.jpg)
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/051207/143945__40yearoldvirgin_l.jpg)
Yeah; I tried looking like him - LOOK AT ME NOW!!
Typical human!
(http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/protectedimage.php?image=EamonnMcCusker/ApesTV04.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/TheNakedJungle5.jpg)
Lady, I took care of a couple billion army ants, I can handle a pair of smart $#% monkeys
No Chuck, I'm King Of the Epic nowadays!
(http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/698.$plit/C_71_article_1016658_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg)
"All right, sir. Settle down and come with us."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/NYPD2008.jpg)
"ATTICA, ATTICA, ATTICA"
(http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/mepics.nsf/view/brooklyn3/$File/brooklyn3.jpg)
Get with the times, man! GATTACA! GATTACA! GATTACA!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bb/Gataca_Movie_Poster_B.jpg)
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080324/Villains/Kill-Bill_l.jpg)
HEY! Is that...oh. Uma Thurman; sorry,
thought she was someone else....
"Sure took you a long time to finally grab that stone, Grasshopper."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/13/Kung_Fu-From_Dark_Angel.png/800px-Kung_Fu-From_Dark_Angel.png)
Eat led Mr. Luke....
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l26/halfwildhalfchild/DeadHeat.jpg)
Amazingly, we're still not dead!
(http://highbridnation.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/lethal_weapon.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Adam-12.jpg)
But you're not clean cut and "G" rated like us.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/94/Car54.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/2084/herman4.jpg)
Lily...? Lily...??
She's probably watching MY show!
(http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1213674/article_images/johnastinisgreatasgomezaddams.jpg)
"Mine's bigger."
(http://m1.buysub.com/webapp/wcs/stores/MShankenCigarAficionado/images/Burns_big.jpg)
I can toke on a chimneystack!
(http://i925.photobucket.com/albums/ad97/ElectricBoris/hedorah.jpg)
(http://marriageconfessions.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/godzilla78.jpg)
(http://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/moviepics/g54od.jpg)
The Oxygen destroyer just spawned something even worse....
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee288/PkmnTrainerVincent/destroyah.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/10406.jpg)
Our song shall lure all to their doom!
(http://www.timboucher.com/journal/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/Homer%20Sirens%20SM.jpg)
This siren will blast them right off that rock.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/06/Alertronic_High_Powered_Voice_Siren.JPG/400px-Alertronic_High_Powered_Voice_Siren.JPG)
The 'Shout' will silence anything!!!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/209/488199818_7d7c5489a3.jpg?v=0)
My voice can make your ears bleed and glass break
(http://www.stephenjmusic.com/images/jim_gillette.jpg)
Grunge...the scourge of hair bands...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/19/Nirvana_around_1992.jpg)
Only lasted three years....HA!
(http://i.cnn.net/cnn/SPECIALS/2000/columbine.cd/Photos/PUMP.SHOTGUN.JPG)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bfg_doom_movie.jpg)
Mine's bigger
I am a giant gun!
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n87/tommydeegee/megatron.gif)
(http://moviesmedia.ign.com/movies/image/article/765/765811/mfox-labeouf-transformers1_1171953695.jpg)
It's a GUNDAM!!
(http://www.freewebs.com/gundamword/XXXG-01D2_Gundam_Deathscythe_Hel.gif)
I'm faster, more devious and whiny
(http://graysmatter.codivation.com/content/binary/starscream.jpg)
I wasn't until Kochanski showed up!
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/07_03/kryten_228x309.jpg)
I'm older...and wiser...
(http://www.joblo.com/images_movie_reviews/bicentennial_man.jpg)
(http://www.grudge-match.com/Images/mork.jpg)
Ooh look; an ancient microwave.
Nanu Nanu Master, your wish is my command!
(http://eightpawsclipart.3lmt.com/images/aladdin/genie.gif)
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysSecondAlbum/Multiclassing.jpg)
Never send a genie to do a wizard's job!!!
"Silly humans...er...Wizards and their weapons..."
(http://www.superherotimes.com/newsarchive/magneto_the_movie.jpg)
My mutant lads will show you the error of your ways!
(http://files.blog-city.com/files/N07/59578042/p/f/professor_patrick.jpg)
(http://i538.photobucket.com/albums/ff349/Saucerman_photo/fight0140-a.jpg)
Hold it right there mate!
(http://www.hollywoodnorthreport.com/images/xmen/xmen-group1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/10958254_ori.jpg)
Alright...lets finally see who's better...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/UltimateAvengers.jpg)
The British Avengers have those fellows measure....
(http://img376.imageshack.us/img376/8162/avengers2fg7.jpg)
he knows when you are sleeping
he knows when you're awake
he knows if you've been bad or good...
(http://mishkanyc.com/bloglin/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/silent_night_deadly_night1.jpg)
so be good for goodness sake
All year round....
(http://www.angrywhiteboy.org/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/windowslivewriternovirginiathereisnoeasterbunny-e0c8awb-easter-bunny71.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/nightlepus7.jpg)
Sonny, I got a real bunny story for you.
(Image from Andrew's excellent review of this film)
These three aren't gonna put up with that silly cowboy nonsense...
They're just too British !
(http://www.quizalot.com/images/quiz-pictures/The%20New%20Avengers.jpg)
The new Avengers.
Sorry You're just not PROFESSIONAL enough!
(http://www.tvrevue.cz/images/fotografie/TVRevue/2005/9/23_1.jpg)
I'll show you Professional
(http://actors.pick2web.com/pics/341892/jeanreno_professional.jpg)
Duke Togo should handle you.....
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/3899/sonnychivagolgo134gu.jpg)
who is that in the hands of that fell beast, why it is Duke Togo
(http://afm.infinit.net/chro/cine/it_conquered.jpg)
But caution fell beast, be careful what thy swallow.....
(http://www.nosolorol.com/revista/chestburster.jpg)
Nice...however if there is anything that can handle an Alien it's
(http://datacore.sciflicks.com/predator/images/predator_large_17.jpg)
Power to the Dreads
Some aliens are greater in stature than rival species....
(http://www.theseventhvoyage.com/images/20,000%20milion%20miles/ymir4.jpg)
I'm thinking you were going with a bigger alien so I am going with
(http://a1259.g.akamai.net/f/1259/5586/1d/images.art.com/images/-/Sigourney-Weaver-Photograph-C10038736.jpeg)
I liked a few others but I thought I would stay PG :wink:
Finding a suitable one for this response was INCREDIBLY difficult....
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1395/1019687122_519634f214.jpg?v=0)
(http://www.thebatsite.co.uk/images/yvonne_craig_as_slave_girl_marta.jpg)
But why would anyone wanna zap l'il ol' me? Mmm?
If it's hot alien women...
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/501765~Species-Posters.jpg)
You'll find me on the scene...
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1066/1424790804_ce8b3981aa.jpg?v=0)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/imarried5.jpg)
Trust me on this one, even with a disguise, fooling around with women can get you killed.
That's true. Look at this guy...
(http://www.horrortalk.com/reviews/TheFly/fly_1.jpg)
Come into my parlour said the spider to the fly......
(http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews21/a%20Jack%20Arnold%20Tarantula%20DVD%20Review/a%20Jack%20Arnold%20Tarantula%20DVD%20Review%20PDVD_013.jpg)
Take that !!!!
(http://www.reelfilm.com/images/eightleg.jpg)
There's plenty more down here.....
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn298/CinemaFrenzy/Mikey%20B/blackscorpion6.jpg)
He killed one oversized arachnid in Tarantula this one should be no problem either.
(http://users.erols.com/kcoblenz/Tarantula.JPG)
Behold the POWER of Clint Eastwood!!!!
BTW...this is a lot of fun
I took down Godzilla! (And myself too....)
(http://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/moviepics/g54serizawa.jpg)
I'm stealing your look, sue me...
(http://www.deadoralive.net/newsite/gallery/main/ppatch.gif)
Good grief!
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42051000/jpg/_42051626_dangermouse_203b.jpg)
If a cat beats a mouse, then cat inside a cat should totally annihilate him...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/uninvited/uninvited7.jpg)
No quantity of cats could match Cerberus, the three-headed dog!
(http://images.elfwood.com/art/c/h/christar/dante,_virgil,_and_cerberus.jpg.rZd.146068.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/cerberus6.jpg)
What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u231/greg-23/FORUM%20PICS/ThulsaDoom.jpg)
Who needs steel weapons when you got a truth lasso and bullet reflecting bracelets
And a , y'know, an invisible jet...
(http://www.costumzee.com/view/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/Lynda-Carter---Wonder-Woman-Photograph-C101017261.jpeg)
Looks like she got caught in her web!
(http://vu.morrissey-solo.com/moz/perez/fans/spiderwoman2.jpg)
Ladies please...theres enough of me to go around...
(http://www.advancediron.org/images/movie/downey-as-tony-stark.jpg)
I have an attractive proposition for you!
(http://www.entrecomics.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/magneto1.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/MichelinManRunning.png)
Things have never really been the same for the Michelin Man since he starred in THE EYE CREATURES:
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/aaeye_creatures_monster.jpg)
(http://www.ebdailynews.com/pics/padn/400xN/ebdn/2007-3-27-teletubbies)
When it comes to girth, nobody can compare to us....
Not the Teletubbies!!! I must call upon the one person who can rid the world of the evil taint of the Teletubbies......Jerry Falwell. Curse you Tinky Winky that is no man purse!!! :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.johnmonty.com/cotw/falwell.jpg)
Quote from: Magnus on December 29, 2008, 07:42:44 PM
Not the Teletubbies!!! I must call upon the one person who can rid the world of the evil taint of the Teletubbies......Jerry Falwell. Curse you Tinky Winky that is no man purse!!! :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.johnmonty.com/cotw/falwell.jpg)
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/cl.jpg)
So, you're fantasizing about 'Teletubby taint'..?
Well, isn't that special?
But how will he cope with the "Prince Of Darkness"?
(http://i.rollingstone.com/assets/rs/1/1077/images/00300213_lg.jpg)
(http://www.easier.com/myads/images/88078-sharon_osbourne.jpg)
because we all know who wealds the pitch fork in that family.
I'm a bigger challenge....
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Cinema/2636/legend.jpg)
(http://www.niubniubsuniverse.com/toys/simpsons/0simpsonsfigs/flandersatan.jpg)
behold the dark power of Flanders!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/frsarducci.gif)
He's a no problem for me, Father Guido Sarducci.
"DRINK, GIRLS...."
(http://www.channel4.com/entertainment/tv/microsites/F/father_ted/pf/images/pictures/1.jpg)
We got some drinks for you big boy come on over and have a drink. Trust us we will take good care of you.
(http://desires.com/1.4/Perf/Images/John/john1.jpg)
(http://www.icelebz.com/celebs/meg_foster/images/photo5.jpg)
Heyyy...Patrick Swayze's lookin' pretty hot!
And more than a tad familiar...hmmm....
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/277414_f260.jpg)
I've never met a dame who didn't understand a punch in the mouth or a slug from a 45.
You human scum
(http://www.biggerboat.net/images/reviews/leviathan.gif)
(http://weblogs.amny.com/news/sports/gameface/blog/godzilla_bw.jpg)
Would be quite the showdown; but I think Godzilla would rock socks.
-Jimmybob
Men....
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/godzilla/images/thumb/e/ee/Gorgo.jpg/200px-Gorgo.jpg)
Women... :lookingup:
(http://www.bill-parkinson.co.uk/graphics/elton-john.jpg)
Is it a bird, is it a bloke....(Actual news headline from circa 1982!)
(http://somecodes.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/boy-george.jpg)
It's a bird! It's a ...plane?
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i38/HarlotBug/StuffHugPlay.jpg)
"Hulk not want pillow form!"
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/hulk-2/Lou%20Ferrigno%20as%20Incredible%20Hulk.jpg)
"Hulk wouldn't mind the female form"
(http://geekoutonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/shehulk.jpg)
(http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2006-03/06/xin_4403030612592321841312.jpg)
I can destroy all Hulks! Ah ha ha ha ha!
This intelligent carrot is more than a match for Hulks or pretentious film makers!
(http://scifidrive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/the-thing3.jpg)
A carrot is no match for the mighty tomato
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2412/1715624097_5973bdd615.jpg)
A banana can power a superhero!
(http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/03/BMREAL!.jpg)
Did someone say bananas?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/3rd_Curious_George_Poster.jpg)
Shall I give you a little hand?
(http://www.impawards.com/1988/posters/monkey_shines.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on December 30, 2008, 05:17:31 PM
This intelligent carrot is more than a match for Hulks or pretentious film makers!
(http://scifidrive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/the-thing3.jpg)
Ozzymandias speaks: What about a Kitty with beer?
(http://www.moviemarket.co.uk/library/photos/175/175656.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
Quote from: Magnus on December 27, 2008, 06:56:05 PM
who is that in the hands of that fell beast, why it is Duke Togo
(http://afm.infinit.net/chro/cine/it_conquered.jpg)
The above film is the first scene in her 1988 film....
(http://www.sideshowtoy.com/placed/102207elvira-header.jpg)
(http://blogs.fayobserver.com/faytoz/files/2008/05/sportsbra.jpg)
Matching colours :teddyr:
(http://media.timeoutchicago.com/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/138/138.x600.check.underwear2.jpg?)
Worst underware ever...
(YOOHOO Trevor!!! That's your cue!) :bouncegiggle:
OK standing in for Trev (and thanks to Trekgeezer):
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a322/trekgeezer/Underpants.jpg)
You go in first, I'll follow you (eventually).....
(http://www.clusterflock.org/crimescene.bmp)
(http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/upload/Tim-Allen-CDA-web.jpg)
2319! 2319!!
Sorry mate, I can't hear you!
(http://www.geocities.com/gasmasknl/FRABC15062001-Ears.JPG)
"HHHHHWHAT???!!!"
(http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/musicians/lil_jon/lil_jon_mtv_vmas04_GI.jpg)
He said...try some Juvi juice!
(http://www.obsessedwithwrestling.com/pictures/j/juvi/05.jpg)
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/bettie_lou_williams3.jpg)
You trying to steal my act?!?
I started it!
(http://www.hinduvoice.co.uk/images/7/kaliM3.JPG)
"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!"
(http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/10/goro_next_gen.jpg)
"I'm in several minds about this!"
(http://www.snapstream.com/images/community/hydra/Hydra.bmp)
Your hero has arrived...
(http://www.forumancientcoins.com/cparada/GML/000Images/dim/disneyhercules.gif)
A cartoon is no match for the real thing
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/79/Reeves_12.JPG)
This is the real thing!
(http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k191/arwen_011/xena.jpg)
You stole my name!
(http://www.megiloth.com/images/lj/blackie_lawless.jpg)
I'm young, cute and blond and can 'distract' both of you.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Gabby_Xena.jpg)
Redheads can be just as 'diverting'...
(http://www.freewebs.com/earthden/Willow_Rosenberg.jpg)
But Blackie would like to "Kill Your Pretty Face"
(http://www.foundrymusic.com/bands/interviews/blackie_interview5.jpg)
Here Piggy, Piggy....
(http://www.listal.com/image/products/220/B00006G9Y3/dvds/motel-hell.jpg)
Ted Nugent is just raring to go....
(http://blog.wired.com/music/images/2008/06/04/nugent.jpg)
No street credit since.....
(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeAudioArt/090/94949.jpg)
Just you guys be careful!
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/153/841351~2004-New-York-Yankees-Team-Composite-Posters.jpg)
Kong is hungry, Kong likes Yankees....
(http://posterwire.com/wp-content/images/king_kong_teaser.jpg)
you weren't watching the skyline closely enough!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3198/2616832593_aaa2be5ff4.jpg?v=0)
And you were not watching the sky....behold the flying spaghetti monster. He is both deadly and tasty. Beware his meat balls.
(http://elsmar.com/pdf_files/Pastafarian%20Flying%20Spaghetti%20Monster/Flying%20Spaghetti%20Monster%20detail.jpg)
Never mind, just grab a 'pizza' the action!
(http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/space/hut.jpg)
Ahhh, but i have the power of the schwartz.
(http://datacore.sciflicks.com/spaceballs/images/spaceballs_large_08.jpg)
"You'll need a lot more help to deal with me Moranis!"
(http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/film/streetsoffirewillem460.jpg)
Got a problem pal?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/Outsidersposter.jpeg)
No, it's a way of life!
(http://fukuoka.cool.ne.jp/mctblowup/quadrophenia.jpg)
(http://buchinsky.zip.net/images/lisztomania1.jpg)
Eh, forget Quadrophenia...I prefer Lisztomania, myself....
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-10.jpg)
(http://www.movieactors.com/photos/amadeus20.jpeg)
(http://www.amandastevens.com/uploaded_images/250px-Bruce_Campbell_Army_of_Darkness-710635.jpg)
He's a 20th century guy, kicking ass in a medieval world...
-Jimmybob
(http://www.illrated.com/wp-content/gallery/machinegirl/machine_8.jpg)
Hmmm.... My kinda guy!
There are OTHER suitors....
(http://static.programme-tv.net/var/p/l/90/905904.jpg)
Perhaps the woman would like a real gentleman...
(http://mccharles.gymnasticscoaching.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/robot-woman.jpg)
"No robot's stealing my girl!"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3112/3161749074_f8712469c4.jpg)
There are plenty of robot girls for robot guys.
Ladies and gentlemen, the lovely Pris :thumbup:
(http://www.ugo.com/movies/top11-blondes/images/10.jpg)
I'll see your ROBOT GIRL and raise you a REAL WOMEN.
(http://www.whosdatedwho.com/fashion/pictures/2L/47/1247_large.jpg)
Ah, she dont look so tough.
(http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/comic-news/goon.gif)
Neither do you chum.....
(http://www.comicmonsters.com/CMimages/thing.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/curtis_lemansky_funeral-006.jpg)
Calm down Chiklis, we'll deal with it!
(http://openmindadventures.com/images/c&l.jpg)
Never send women to do a puppets job...
(http://a2.vox.com/6a00c2252293c4604a00d4142e09b23c7f-320pi)
O.K Guv, we're the Sweeney son and we don't lke puppets!
(http://i1.iofferphoto.com/img/item/386/349/51/the_sweeney.jpg)
"Back off!!! Or I'll send Alex to freak you out with her psychology!!"
(http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/263.$plit/C_71_article_1035489_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2primeval_epi02_04.jpg)
We've got you outnumbered, and we have leaf blowers.
We have the numerical, technical and physical edge over you guys!
(http://jannawong.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/power-rangers_turboranger.jpg)
"Yeah, but I'm camper...just."
(http://www.moonbattery.com/archives/Dr_Frank-N-Furter.jpg)
You're no Laydee.....
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/coventry/content/images/2005/03/11/little_britain_emily_450x350.jpg)
And you're no chicken lady
(http://meltyourfaceoff.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/chickenlady.jpg)
She's closer....
(http://www.dornai.com/media/Freaks_Flash/duck_girl.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on January 03, 2009, 01:53:13 PM
We have the numerical, technical and physical edge over you guys!
(http://jannawong.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/power-rangers_turboranger.jpg)
The yellow ranger is supposed to be a girl, right? Then why does it look like shes smuggling grapes?
I think something was lost in translation when they bought in all the stock "Sentai" footage back in the Nineties! Either that or the whole thing is even camper than it looks!
I am up for some fowl play....<insert cat noise here>
(http://www.allaboutthehookup.com/images/halle_berry_catwoman_flipbook.jpg)
In this case, Thundercats are definitely GO!
(http://dimitrisnowden.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/thundercats1.jpg)
"Heeeeeeey Lion-O, I have a big sword too. Want to see it?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/He-Man.JPG)
"I would."
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3262/3166028393_2d3486768b.jpg?v=0)
Quote from: KYGOTC on January 03, 2009, 03:57:00 PM
The yellow ranger is supposed to be a girl, right? Then why does it look like shes smuggling grapes?
Short answer, no.
More specifically, that's not even "Power Rangers". It's a pre-Zyuranger Sentai. (Zyuranger is the Sentai season that was adapated into the original Power Rangers)
Also, a lot of male yellow-designated heroes in Sentai have female counterparts for the sake of, er... "diversity" I guess, even though the more recent Pr seasons have female Rangers do everything in tandem, hence eliminating the whole point of having multiple girls.
Quote from: AndyC on January 04, 2009, 09:10:09 AM
"I would."
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3262/3166028393_2d3486768b.jpg?v=0)
Shut up, you idiot!
(http://www.lamemovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/commando.jpg)
Srewth mate, what a drongo!
(http://www.geocities.com/mighty_wez/Wez7.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/lw5-440x351.jpg)
Hey, I know that guy.
Good, let's kill him.
To get to him, you have to go through me.
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1000/407873.1000.A.jpg)
This Shelia's having a bluey!
(http://www.ugo.com/movies/top-50-hottest-sci-fi-girls/images/entries/warrior-woman.jpg)
I'll show you how to use a knife big girl.....
(http://www.allsf.net/Images/SFcinema/Bride%20of%20Chucky%20pic1.jpg)
"That's not a knife..."
(http://www.vtxpress.com/tripleheader-fluke-rigs/knife.jpg)
I laugh at that tiny thing you call a knife...
(http://www.mtv.com/shared/media/news/images/j/Jason_vs_Freddy/sq_jason_machete.jpg)
Avast ye, foul fiend.....
(http://images.allposters.com/images/77/039_70240.jpg)
Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You did not kill my father but prepare to die anyway.
(http://surbrook.devermore.net/adaptationsbook/pb/inigo.jpg)
Control yourself, he's MY arch enemy!
(http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/robin-hood/02-basil-rathbone-200.jpg)
Control? What is this control of which you speak? Now give me my rum!
(http://www.dollsbymaria.com/images/Sparrow/Sparrow10.jpg)
By hook and by crook!
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e360/EstherRebecca/hook1.jpg)
"Nope, I'm a thief"
(http://www.geocities.com/swingkitti/catwoman-mp1.jpg)
That makes two...
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i62/Sharonlong/Danger_Diabolik.jpg)
A better class of woman
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2392/2521447273_6f6c685367.jpg?v=0)
(http://www.tangibledreams.net/elvira/photos/ELV0215.jpg)
I got your better class of woman right here!
You're right, I can't beat that for class... :teddyr:
But along the same lines...
(http://www.carter-stephenson.co.uk/vampirella/vampirella6.jpg)
Why have one when you can play with two...
(http://img366.imageshack.us/img366/1894/hammerhorror2ao9.jpg)
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b78/wanderingmoon/draculaad7201.jpg)
Geez; I go out and create these chicks and they go all extra-curricular activity on me.
...hey, Wife #42 behind me, go and stab those two ex-wives for me, will ya?
Buffy can take care of your harem...and you too....
(http://www.hollywoodjesus.com/television/buffy/33.jpg)
My dad trained you so I know all his tricks and more...Mwahahahaahahaha!!!!
(http://www.nuvein.com/archived_cinnews_site/neill/sutherland.jpg)
Prepare to get LOST, young BOY....
(http://www.javno.com/slike/slike_3/r1/g2007/m10/x135152660326745115.jpg)
Fine...I will.
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/1195/feldman5.jpg)
Hiya Me old mucker!
(http://www.softlandings.com/canada/famous-canadians/images/Corey-Haim.jpg)
I think this pansy is much nicer.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a2/Pansy_Viola_x_wittrockiana_Red_Cultivar_Flower_2000px.jpg/490px-Pansy_Viola_x_wittrockiana_Red_Cultivar_Flower_2000px.jpg)
A rose is still a rose....
(http://extension.missouri.edu/explore/images/g06600rosa01.jpg)
Kiss from a rose, anyone ?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9d/SealKissFromARose2.jpg/200px-SealKissFromARose2.jpg)
Seal taste good!!
(http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/animals/images/primary/orca-killer-whale.jpg)
Every Whales worst nightmare...
(http://img.alibaba.com/images/eng/country_profiles/japan.gif)
JAPAN!!!
Japan's worst foe....
(http://weblogs.amny.com/news/sports/gameface/blog/godzilla_bw.jpg)
Godzilla!
This guy will save them...
(http://www.thehollywoodnews.com/artman2/uploads/1/matthew-broderick.jpg)
The Big G's got back up...
(http://www.sixtiescity.com/SciFilm/Images/SF542.jpg)
Matt has this guy...
(http://hotpepper.bradley.edu/~runup71/images/jean_reno.jpg)
Jean Reno
Britain has this guy....
(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/f/fd/Sean_Bean.jpg/180px-Sean_Bean.jpg)
In the past maybe.
Currently, Britain has this guy :teddyr:
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/content/images/2008/02/22/gene_car_lead_396x531.jpg)
Stay in the Eighties Eugene!
(http://pics.livejournal.com/stepliana/pic/000p21qr)
Jonathan and his sidekick are smarter
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00653/news-graphics-2007-_653611a.jpg)
Morse and Lewis have the smarts and the class...
(http://www.shotsmag.co.uk/columns/ripley/images1206/morse.jpg)
Too old fashioned, meet the new guys.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/26/article-1029795-01C2589000000578-873_468x332.jpg)
Too public...
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/10/16/Spooks460.jpg)
Too modern...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/ea/300lifeonmars_simm.jpg)
Too analytical....
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2008/02/15/ashes460.jpg)
too much perm
(http://www.crimetraveller.co.uk/images/lifeonmarswpcanniecartwright.jpg)
Too Face
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Batmanannual14.png)
Two heads.....
(http://pics.livejournal.com/hipsterdad/pic/0016f9r4)
Aren't always better than one...
(http://nerdcityonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/zaphod.jpg)
No kidding...
(http://progressiveboink.com/lindy/images/muppets/44.jpg)
ONE head will do nicely! (Lid slams shut with real purpose
(http://agentsmith2.files.wordpress.com/2006/07/oscar50.jpg)
This guy's almost as dirty as you, Oscar.
(http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/homefamily/slideshow/live-earth/img_12.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/2008_MTV_Music_Video_Awards.png)
That's just money for nothing!
(http://api.ning.com/files/89HjMmTl5xkykaDQjX*0dufEq6effwQtREf-mw8Hs08_/dire_straits.jpg)
But you get the chicks for free...
(http://www.beyondthedarkhorizon.com/images/elvira5.jpg)
Ahem, could this be the beginning of "Plan Ten, I Wonder?"
(http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2008/01/15/amd_vampira.jpg)
I've got "ten" and then some...just ask the girl above you...
(http://rumorsinmusic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/tom_jones.jpg)
I did not hear that, I did not hear that :bluesad:
(http://pro.corbis.com/images/CB022689.jpg?size=572&uid=%7B5C40494C-2733-47E2-A714-EDC1F59AF0E0%7D)
I'm more into that kinda style!
(http://www.heavymetaltr.com/haber_pic/alice_cooper/cooper-alice-photo-alice-cooper-6226511.jpg)
Party on !!! :teddyr:
(http://www.wayneandgarth.com/images/78643687_l.jpeg)
We all know what distracts Garth...and Wayne can't do his show without him...
(http://www.lcc.gatech.edu/~murray/courses/lcc2700sp05/locker/cwrenn/project3/images/lep.jpg)
Get bad name, little people to you due!
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/yoda-400x300.jpg)
(http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_empire_strikes_back/frank_oz/epv2.jpg)
Hmm...looks familiar, he does....
You mean there's TWO of them?!
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/haymansbeard/RrFkGaI8aqI/AAAAAAAAAIw/3XSXb6qRH_k/s512/Obi+Wan+Kenobi+02+Large.JPG)
Technically three and we know who's behind it...literally...
(http://www.guerrestellari.net/gsnet2/immagini/episodio1/agosto/Lucas%20e%20Yoda%20(1).jpg)
Kind of reminds you of The Devil's Advocate poster doesn't it?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/darkhelmet.jpg)
You're both ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
(http://blogs.brilliantbutcancelled.com/newswire/20060921_spaceballs_260x220.jpg)
If only C.J and co could see me now!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/starcrash/starcrash5.jpg)
"Our stop-motion looked more natural."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/Rudolphdvd.jpg)
That Rudolph has always burned me up.
(http://www.downtheavenue.com/images/heat_miser.jpg)
chill out brother
(http://www.macjams.com/filemgmt_data/snaps/5492_snowmiser2.jpg)
You can't handle Ms. Munro. Hot enough to melt anything, yet more effective than Snow Mizer at making things stiff.
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j223/s96024/Jan16211.jpg)
(and remember that as Stella Star, she survived being frozen solid and it didn't even mess up her hair)
We can bring you back down to earth!
(http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2008-05/39304616.jpg)
I'm far more down to Earth.
(http://powerlinead.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/daniel-craig-bond-21.jpg)
PS
Look at the yellow ranger's groin, then look at Tom Jones'. That Elvira rumor can't be true. If I were her, I'd be far more concerned about the yellow ranger.
"Why, you young upshtart. If you were a woman, I'd shmack you."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Sean_Connery_1980_Crop.jpg/600px-Sean_Connery_1980_Crop.jpg)
Meet your worst nightmare...
(http://www.thealmightyguru.com/Reviews/Highlander/Images/Highlander-KurganPromo.jpg)
I will slay you with bad acting
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/mk/images/thumb/9/93/Christopher_Lambert_Mortal_Kombat.PNG/180px-Christopher_Lambert_Mortal_Kombat.PNG)
Let Mortal Kombat commence!!!1 :hot:
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/8356/kombatsonya.jpg)
The Power of Greyskull wiil see you off!
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r117/robster001/He-man/Teela.jpg)
Scantily clad and heavily armed?
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c233/adamslifeblog/jasonx_8.jpg)
A d more than a match for you!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/She-Ra.jpg)
I want you to want me
(http://www.serienoldies.de/images2/shera_hordak.jpg)
I think I drank from the wrong Grail...
(http://image.comicvine.com/uploads/user/19000/09edb40ef883d346b689404badc3ec3b/27930_400.jpg)
I've a little more flesh on my bones.....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/monkticon/mumra.jpg)
I bet a girl could beat you in a fight...
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p171/methosivanhoe/dr%20who%20emotes/cheetara.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d0/Circus_Lion_Tamer.jpg)
No lion's gonna mess with this guy...
(http://www.indy4.info/images/about-indiana-jones-4.jpg)
Father Time Will....
(http://www.happyentertainment.com/images/father-time.jpg)
I can simply travel across time....
(http://thebadplus.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/08/baker.jpg)
EXCELLENT!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Bill_%26_Ted.jpg)
Bodacious!
(http://hardrockhideout.files.wordpress.com/2007/08/shrkband1.gif)
Your worst nightmare...
(http://forgottenjournal.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/celine-dion.jpg)
I'm a traveller of both time and space!
(http://www.earyago.com/sites/dmeyer/_files/Image/robert%20plant.jpg)
Take that, Zeppelin!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/84/Hindenburg_burning.jpg)
Take that Nazi Germany...
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g99/samskull/WonderWomanNazi.jpg)
Don't worry WW, I'm onto them!
(http://www.fantomcomics.com/Captain-America-Card.jpg)
Pathetic, just like your 2010 CGI-fest will be!
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l237/aassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss/RedSkull.jpg)
I'll save you!!!
(http://comicodysseyonline.com/admin/comicodyssey/CAPTAIN%20BRITAIN.jpg)
WE are the boys who will stop your little game!
(http://www.atel.org.uk/images/dads-army.jpg)
"Don't tell 'im Pike"
(http://www.naturephoto-cz.com/photos/others/northern-pike-20529.jpg)
It's all just a bit fishy!
(http://www.animalattack.info/bibliotheque/piranha06.jpg)
Fish with bread crumbs aren't too tough...
(http://scienceblogs.com/deepseanews/upload/2007/02/images_Cod%20Fish%20Fingers.jpg)
Some fish are well tooled up!
(http://www.floridafishandhunt.com/articles/wildlife-information/fish-identification/saltwater/fishlarge/swordfish.jpg)
As are some fisherman...
(http://www.televisionheaven.co.uk/stingray1.jpg)
Submariner competition was rife back in the sixties.....
(http://www.iann.net/voyage/images_art/webbluesea.jpg)
You can say that again.
(http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/TCM/Images/Dynamic/i66/fvship_400x300_041820080141.jpg)
Everyone was in on the act....
(http://www.geocities.jp/tustation/gohten3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/atomsub6-1.jpg)
I like submarines.
(http://www.geocities.com/darksider66/aliencontamination3.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bctjDO26i3g/Ri5adEkSqUI/AAAAAAAAACY/B5msO033_0k/s1600/alpha.JPG)
(http://www.dwwa.net/dwvwe/dvd/dr3/seadevilsdvd.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Titans_Kraken.jpg)
Equally at home in salt or fresh water, or on a tacky tea-towel.....
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/62/Skarasen.jpg)
The guys that live here really like to go on and on about Nessy..
(http://www.scotlandstophostels.com/images/maps/map_scotland.jpg)
The Irish have a far cooler monster....
(http://www.giantmonstermovies.com/images/gorgo-m.jpg)
This guy has a few monsters...
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/richard_attenborough.jpg)
This guy makes monsters....
(http://www.thedigitalbits.com/articles/interviews/harryhausen/harryhausenheader.jpg)
The mirror shield should take care of the Gorgon...
(http://far-horizons.biz/catalog/images/37860.jpg)
Breaking mirrors can say "Hasta La Vista Baby!" to some monsters.....
(http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/allposters/29/1800050029p.jpg)
This chick's harder...
(http://members.tripod.com/hamrman52/PICBRNELSENREDSONJAFORBLOG.jpg)
You're in the red, Sonja!
(http://www.chasingthefrog.com/Scoop_Pages/T3/terminator3tx.jpg)
No match for an android who can blow up as a last resort. And this one also happens to be hot, blonde and wearing tight, red leather clothes.
(http://www.themakeupgallery.info/central/fantasy/robot/eve8.jpg)
Not all fembots are built for war....
(http://cicorp.com/robot/Cherry/Cherry2000.jpg)
Not all of them are blonde and dressed in red.
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=113842.0;attach=447;image)
Not all of them are women...
(http://bztv.typepad.com/moviessquared/images/956067terminator2posters.jpg)
Some cost an arm and a leg....
(http://www.gualbertojunior.blogger.com.br/1657_0020.jpg)
Some cost a career :bluesad:...
(http://www.cheaptelevision.co.uk/images/Bionic%20Woman%20Michelle%20Ryan%20dating%20Owen%20Wilson.jpg)
Some are strangely familiar.....
(http://www.sci-fi-london.com/2003web/movies/images/3pics/westworld2.jpg)
As long as they're in working order...
(http://www.scene-stealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/fm-westworld1.jpg)
Leave it to me (Although electronics isn't really my bag.....)....
(http://uktv.co.uk/images/standarditem/L1/682_L1.jpg)
I'd rather leave it to them...
(http://www.trembathnaturalstone.co.uk/images/newsletter/diysos.jpg)
Trouble is, the problem's OUTSIDE....
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/725000/images/_727107_groundforce300.jpg)
There's a problem with the electric fence...
(http://www.hollywood-diecast.com/jurassic%20park%20explorer.jpg)
Too late.....
(http://www.agirlsworld.com/rachel/beat-street/reviews/pix/jurassicthree1.jpg)
They're not as scary as this guy and his mates...
(http://www.simpsonstrivia.com.ar/pictures-images/barney-and-friends.jpg)
Whose showbiz careers go back a long way.....
(http://www.wsu.edu/~delahoyd/1948.jpg)
And these guys will destroy their careers...
(http://www.blacknerdcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/super-mario-bros-movie.jpg)
This was a better bet for Bob.....
(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/66/84/62/18959146.jpg)
I think she'll be more of Roger's cup of tea...
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/85574485/14_bis_contest_Lola_Bunny_by_chochi.png)
(I was tempted to do Jessica is not as hot as her and then do a pic of Elvira. But I didn't.)
What's up Doc!
(http://msp5.photobucket.com/albums/y165/XxfirstladyxX/BUGS20BUNNY.jpg)
This got erected in 1889...
(http://www.lynchburg.edu/images/news/eiffel-tower-landmark-4.jpg)
Seattle's went up in 1962.....
(http://static.wiredfool.com/wiredfool/spaceNeedle.jpg)
This guy goes up all the time...
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/03/23/superman23306_narrowweb__300x423,0.jpg)
This guy went up, over and down....
(http://www.hewlettpackardprinter.co.uk/evel-knievel1.jpg)
It's the image at 1:20...
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2vxPmIpjgr0&feature=related
I searched google, couldn't find a photo of it. If you pause it, it kinda counts as a photo...
Now lets do that again!!!
(http://m.gmgrd.co.uk/res/756.$plit/C_71_article_1033138_image_list_image_list_item_0_image.jpg)
He used to introduce these guys...
(http://www.ranger-retrocenter.com/misc/prcartoon.jpg)
Who took after this guy a little.....
(http://unitysong.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/ultraman.jpg)
His cousin...
(http://thisdistractedglobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/the-iron-giant-dvd-cover.jpg)
Knew a guy in the Med....
(http://www.mlahanas.de/Greeks/Mythology/Images/TalosJason1963.jpg)
They were best mates...
(http://www.livingtv.co.uk/images/peter-andre-chest.jpg)
Another famous 'Andre'......
(http://www.popstarsplus.com/images/AndreTheGiantPicture.jpg)
Remember Wrestlemania 3...brother!
(http://www.wrestlingmuseum.com/images/photos/hogan-hulk15.jpg)
(http://api.ning.com/files/wZSd37qtFSsfWi6jzwLTuV*YI5YorkSF2uF6E23qMiw_/chuck_norris.jpg)
No one can survive a roundhouse kick to the face!
-Jimmybob
From Me!
(http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn277/djhork/kenshiro-small.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7f/Super_SF2_Ryu.jpg)
Take that!
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc76/PRUnderground/HongKongPhooey2.jpg)
"You have offended my family...and you have offened the Shaolin Temple..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/The.Way.Of.The.Dragon.1972.Bruce.Lee.flex.front.jpg)
My rules are my own!
(http://www.completemartialarts.com/whoswho/actionstars/images/sonnychiba.jpg)
My hair is better.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sgtkabuki/sgtkabuki3.jpg)
Kabuki? Noh.
I'll see your bad hair day and 'raise' it a demon:
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/51NYN4FZREL_SS500_.jpg)
Here's an Old Devil (with some serious balls)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dwutang/dwutang1.jpg)
Martial Arts of the furry kind.
(http://www.danielpeterjackson.com/posts/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/splinter_l.jpg)
I'll show you 'Hairy', sewer boy!
(http://www.cryptomundo.com/wp-content/grinch.jpg)
Damn', where's my super shredder outift when I need it?
(http://www.ipanetwork.com/Kevin_Nash__1.jpg)
I'm you in 20 years time.
(http://www.thewavemag.com/images/articles/9001-10000/9926.jpg)
You need a bit of statire to pull that sort of look off!
(http://www.wildaboutgardens.org/images/Celebs/DavidBellamyPicture.jpg)
On his time off, he does this...
(http://www.tonybones.com/kids_parties/images/TonyBonesEntSantaClaus.jpg)
Ben's got a present for you...
(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/3828/152352benlel5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Hanging out with Ben does this to people...
(https://secure.sky.com/images/skymovies/pics/10097671.jpg)
You're doing it wrong...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/silentnight/silentnight4.jpg)
Sorry, I've got my hands full at the moment!
(http://kindertrauma.com/images/telenasties/atth.jpg)
"I eat fake Santa's for breakfast!"
(http://img110.imageshack.us/img110/4954/jinglelbe4.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
Arnie stole this guys expression.
(http://www.moviesforguys.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/startrek2khan.jpg)
Right Shatner, I did it ALL first! Played a Starship Captain, did spoof movies......
(http://www.charleslipson.com/Images/Nielsen-Leslie-as-Frank%20Drebin.jpg)
He's like an older version of this guy...
(http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2007/09/12/images/steve.jpg)
(http://www.lmnotees.com/store/images/products/guys_125_M4.jpg)
I first appeared in "The Blue Lamp" (And came back from the dead!)
(http://www.museum.tv/archives/etv/D/htmlD/dixonofdock/dixondockIMAGE/dixonofdock.jpg)
(http://cueballcol.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/hot-fuzz-3.jpg)
I wonder, whose supposed to be playing us soon?
(http://pagesperso-orange.fr/hergeetsesheros/images/IMAGES%20OEUVRES/Oeuvres%20Dupond%20et%20Dupont.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/10045196.jpg)
(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/c/images/clockwork-orange-1.jpg)
Got Milk?
(http://forums.overclockersclub.com/uploads/post-32-1075703489.jpg)
No, but I'm a 'Raging Bull'!
(http://www.moma.org/images/collection/FullSizes/Scorsese_RagingBull_2.jpg)
I'm sorry but Mama Said Knock You Out
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/LL_in_85.jpg)
Yo Cool boy, they don't call us the 'Wrecking Crew' for nuthin'!
(http://www.altrap.com/editorialpics/dremix.jpg)
Who's Bad?
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/378/michaeljacksonbadww7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
That song!
(http://submitresponse.co.uk/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/prince_of_persia_prince.jpg)
"Would you like some pancakes?"
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/5726/ca2a7e9don3.gif) (http://imageshack.us)
Le's not git personal... :lookingup:
(http://syracusethenandnow.org/History/AuntJemima/AuntJemimaLrg.jpg)
This kaiju just needs a sweetie right now!
(http://www.classictvads.co.uk/images/chewits.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on January 07, 2009, 09:28:19 PM
Le's not git personal... :lookingup:
(http://syracusethenandnow.org/History/AuntJemima/AuntJemimaLrg.jpg)
Ozzymandias speaks: Tonight's movie is Dr. Tongue's Evil House of Pancakes in 3-D.
(http://emulsioncompulsion.com/gallery2/d/4371-5/sctv01.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
Vampires aren't scary...
(http://richardbrickman.com/images/dracula-dead-and-loving-it.jpg)
It's all a matter of the right equipment....
(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t18/Aurorabelle92/van-helsing.jpg)
Don't leave home without it...
(http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/5039/image581263xvm8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
The original and best, in my opinion.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/hereinmyvortex/buffy_the_vampire_slayer_ver2.jpg)
Oh sorry, I thought you said "breast".
(http://www.complex.com/blogs/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/buffycover11.jpg)
Here's another vampire classic...
(http://www.horrormovies.com/images/CountessDraculasOrgyOfBlood.jpg)
This orgy will make you WISH you were dead...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/Orgyofthedead.jpg)
Your WISH is granted...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/21/Wishmaster.jpg)
Hey, that went like a dream!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg17/dahly_72/Movies/FreddyKrueger.png)
I greatly prefer this dream...
(http://images.art.com/images/-/Barbara-Eden---I-Dream-of-Jeannie--C10103983.jpeg)
(originally a response to Darksider, but works for JJ80 too!)
(http://www.searchenginepeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/major-tony-nelson.JPG)
Genie! Get back in here!!
Any space in there for this guy? Hopefully never to be seen again...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/We_Genie.jpg)
If that is your third wish...
(http://www.obscurehorror.com/wish.jpg)
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/jambi.jpg)
"Wish?!? Did somebody say wish?!?"
(http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/Thief-Baghdad.jpg)
I'm more annoying than all you genies combined...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bd/Robinwilliams_aladdin.JPG)
I sang about Jean Genie......
(http://www.alivenetwork.com/images/extrabandpics/jeangenie6_large.jpg)
Not to mention "Blue Jean"....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5FQr9D3CRg&feature=related
"I was forever in bluejeans."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Neil_Diamond_2.jpg/800px-Neil_Diamond_2.jpg)
I'll take these diamonds instead.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/d4/Gentlemen_Prefer_Blondes_Movie_Trailer_Screenshot_%2836%29.jpg)
A ghostbusters best friend...
(http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content07/backpack-laser-proton-pack.jpg)
A friendly ghost.....
(http://msp301.photobucket.com/albums/nn63/sheycasper/casper.jpg)
You're me when I'm dead..
(http://www.gregpalast.com/wp-content/uploads/richierich.jpg)
What REALLY happened to dead Richie Rich:
(http://home.att.net/~thft/hotstuff.gif)
Ah Ritchie, it's Eddie here!
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/blackcountry/stage/2003/11/images/bottom_150.jpg)
(http://community-2.webtv.net/Mel_Cooley/RichardDeaconasMel/scrapbookFiles/importD2.jpg)
Heyyyy...somebody's doin' a ME impression!
(http://www.infoplease.com/images/obits3.gif)
Mel: I need a place to hide.
Buddy: Quick, grow some hair!
Quote from: The DarkSider on January 08, 2009, 09:09:03 PM
Hopefully never to be seen again...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5f/We_Genie.jpg)
You take that back, bub! Shazam will come out of his boom-box and recite really bad rap to you until your ears combust!
Quote from: Rev. Powell on January 09, 2009, 08:10:06 PM
(http://www.infoplease.com/images/obits3.gif)
Mel: I need a place to hide.
Buddy: Quick, grow some hair!
(http://www.fullinbloommusic.com/images/roxymadamxbach1.jpg)
We have the hair AND Thunderdome
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/btMaxAunty.jpg)
Two men enter, one man leaves...
(http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/saw/_group_photos/cary_elwes5.jpg)
Dare you Seesaw? :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.monsterguide.net/how-to-build-a-see-saw.jpg)
It's swings and roundabouts, mate :smile:
(http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/9/3/6/4/5/ar120354629154639.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-11.jpg)
So now that we're here, what do you want to do?
Fall in love...
(http://www.thencamebronson.com/images/kurtgold.jpg)
(http://images21.fotosik.pl/143/f472d70950f2eeb6.jpg)
Mmm...nice skull....
(http://i9.tinypic.com/504vite.jpg)
My head is throbbing red :wink:
(http://www.superpouvoir.com/Team/Marv/red-skull-movie.jpg)
Maybe you should cover it with something.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e9/Little_Red_Riding_Hood_-_Project_Gutenberg_etext_19993.jpg/411px-Little_Red_Riding_Hood_-_Project_Gutenberg_etext_19993.jpg)
"If you go down to the woods today..."
(http://www.sybildanning.net/images/Howling%20II.JPG)
How about a bit of the old silver bullet
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/c4/Nm_toronto_chumcity_coors_light.jpg)
If it won't kill you baby, it will at least get you drunk.
This stuff will get you drunk AND kill you...
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/4610/street20trashaw6.jpg)
This Stuff ain't too healthy either...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51YCDG29PTL._SS500_.jpg)
Any room at the dinner table for one more?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/The_Blob_poster.jpg)
There's always room. If it's gelatinous, Cos'll stick it in a bowl.
(http://fasteddie.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/64144946_02cc980463_o.jpg?w=224&h=166)
Pity the Cos didn't "stick" to ads and TV sitcoms...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/37/Ghost_Dad_Poster.jpg)
He made a couple of decent movies.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/MotherJugsAndSpeed.png)
She looked better in this outfit.
(http://artfiles.art.com/images/-/Raquel-Welch-Photograph-C12274728.jpeg)
"Arf, arf!"
(http://mikecane2008.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/nean.jpg)
"Snarf, Snarf"
(http://www.josephberry.co.uk/Chav%20Party/snarf8b.jpg)
WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO, WOO ....
(http://stoogeworld.com/_Biographies/Curlyport.jpg)
Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk ...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/og_zog2.jpg)
Hello Curly !
(http://www.creaturescape.com/unimonster/kaiju101/Gargantuas.jpg)
Why, that's the worst movie I've ever seen!
(http://www.fairfieldweekly.com/sortable/image/FE-Clown.jpg)
Now, get out of my office!
Your turn, Mr Wolfe....
(http://media.australianscreen.com.au/titles/harlequi/hero2.jpg)
We should have a clown convention.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/drama/content/images/2008/02/15/clown_396x222.jpg)
(http://www.curiouslife.net/circusbootcamp/presentation/images/sam_bootcamp.png)
Lesson 1 - Elementary Pie Throwing......
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v386/Screamgal14/204461821_2c8169d2e0.jpg)
Lesson 2 - Stick midgets in a Lion's mouth...
(http://bushleague.tv/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/lion-v-midgets.jpg)
Lesson 3 - 'Covert Clowning'....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v193/Trishx/pennywise.jpg)
Lesson 4. Turn up in David Bowie music videos
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2441466639_cdb7776d4b.jpg)
Lesson 5 - The art of surprise...
(http://blog.mlive.com/flintjournal/newsnow/2007/10/HAUNTED_HOUSE_02.jpg)
Lesson 6. Get your own line of 70's sex dolls.
(http://blogs.smh.com.au/radar/clowns.jpg)
Final Lesson - Scoring with hot chicks...
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc5/Kirby-A/mc01.jpg)
But, always remember, stay on the right side of the law.....
(http://wakingthefallen.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/the-batman-the-joker-tdk.jpg)
And...
(http://www.outlar.com/images/flyers4/EatYourGreens@Zanzibar3145f.jpg)
Keep your equipment in GOOD repair.....
(http://www.badclown.com/BADCLOWN_CAR_ROADTRIP.JPG)
"Trouble wi' yer caravan?"
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/173/432131739_f927a5d3d9.jpg)
"A little, but I'll soon get to the bottom of the case....."
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/107338735_4ae61bd09b.jpg)
I'll beat you to it......slowly
(http://armchairspasm.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/columbo.jpg)
This needs a more direct approach....
(http://images.thesamba.com/vw/classifieds/pix/1358357.jpg)
...Then call in the younger generation, Pops!
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2004/03/19/starskyhutch,0.jpg)
Who prefer a more scientific approach....
(http://www.sf.tv/piccache/webtool/data/pics/serienmanualx/csi_miami_w573_h_m.jpg)
Hell with that nerdiness...lets just get the best...if we can find them.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/93/Ateam.jpg)
Sometimes one man is enough!
(http://www.mycw17.com/images/cw17_gallery/Rambo_2_medium.jpg)
Dolly has Rambo wrapped up in country music for the moment...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/Rhinestone.jpg)
"This one's for you Dolly -
Stand by Your man, don't ask him for an arm wrestle....."
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p96/mynameisnikkilane/039_42757tammy-wynette-posters.jpg)
Ole Sly has better competition anyhow...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Overthetop.jpg)
"I'm back Stallone and this time it's Marquis Of Queensbury rules, OK!"
(http://www.80stees.com/images/products/Rocky_Clubber_Lang_Magnet.jpg)
(http://www.geocities.com/theactionkingsb/StopOrMyMomWillShoot-DVDcoverart.jpg)
Arnie manages to combine Maternity and action.....
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/juniorL2603_228x363.jpg)
He's not the only one :smile:
(http://www.physics.uc.edu/~sitko/PopWarWomen_files/image018.jpg)
Even aliens have been known to use this tactic against visiting humans.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/horrorplanet/horrorplanet7.jpg)
(Pic from review on this site.)
Vampiresses(?) always have the most kissable lips...
(http://www.lazydork.com/movies/frightnight.jpg)
The rock world has it's fair share of famous lips too....
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/rolling_stones-gal-mick2.jpg)
How about a Kiss?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c2/Phantom_of_the_Park.jpg)
(http://www.groovycandies.com/sendbinary.asp?path=D%3A%5Cwwwroot%5Cgroovycandies.com%5Cuploadmedia%5Cimages%5C1980L.jpg&Width=450)
Reporting for duty, sir.
(http://www.onesixthwarriors.com/photo/data/510/Hershey_Cover01.jpg)
(http://home.avvanta.com/~dr_z/Movie/Posters/Reproductions/InvadersMars_Rep.jpg)
Mars Bars that is......
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71HVHGAK0XL.gif)
Now they're coming from further afield....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3265/2802835311_e2b4a5e467.jpg?v=0)
Yeah, he was odd.
(http://www.railroadbookstore.com/photopost/data/502/1The_Man_Who_Changed_How_Boys_and_Toys_Were_Made.jpg)
Quote from: doggett on January 12, 2009, 02:22:31 PM
(http://www.railroadbookstore.com/photopost/data/502/1The_Man_Who_Changed_How_Boys_and_Toys_Were_Made.jpg)
That's sounds wrong... :bluesad:
I'm going to rewrite the entire rules of creation! (What could possibly go wrong eh Igor?)
(http://www.ciul.ul.pt/~ananunes/FRANKENSTEIN/frankenstein1.jpg)
Lots could go wrong...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51C65BF1NTL.jpg)
This is much safer, just a little potion then I can do whatever the heck I like!
(http://www.aycyas.com/JH13-Drug.jpg)
I need to read instructions...
(http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/1954017/2/istockphoto_1954017_scary_monster_face.jpg)
That's at least a little way back to normal....
(http://www.geocities.com/WestHollywood/Heights/8710/djash6.jpg)
(http://www.scifi-movies.com/images/d/drjekyllandmshyde1995film/affiche.jpg)
Two heads are better than one.....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3058/2846628305_62ff45569a.jpg?v=0)
(http://www.monstersinmotion.com/catalog/images/ofak/manster001.gif)
Mine's uglier!
"The Munster"
(http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/quefuede/Yvonne-De-Carlo02.jpeg)
Muenster!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3071/2523801637_d97ae32776.jpg?v=0)
Another odd squad....
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd301/Damien_5280/Fun%20Stuff/Munsters%20and%20Addams%20Family/AddamsFamily3.jpg)
Hey Gomez...I'm you 30 years down the line...
There was a pic here but it changed...
weird.
"You stand accused of taking over this thread from my previous televisual endeavours....
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/CheckM8/FredGwynne.jpg)
Sorry Fred, you don't preside here.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/97/PetSemataryPoster.jpg/200px-PetSemataryPoster.jpg)
I'm in charge around here.....
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1366/803714620_c692e1ce7b.jpg?v=0)
Ozzymandias speaks: And he has business cards to prove it.
(http://www.cfhf.net/lyrics/images/have-gunWork2.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
Not as tough as this guy
(http://coosacreek.org/mambo/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/michael-keaton.jpg)
This guy's tougher....
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb161/mediacircus_photos/1updarkknight4.jpg)
He was a bit tougher in this role.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e9/Batemanas.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on January 12, 2009, 08:58:39 PM
This guy's tougher....
(http://i204.photobucket.com/albums/bb161/mediacircus_photos/1updarkknight4.jpg)
Ozzymandias speaks: This guy has a better voice.
(http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/BATMANBATARANG.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
I like her voice more..
(http://www.dabbledoo.com/ee/images/uploads/gamertell/birds_of_prey_batgirl.jpg)
That won't fly.....
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g74/batzzarro/supergirl_tarareid.jpg)
Look out for the "red lightening of death"
(http://www.fpnyc.com/weeklyplanet/supergirl.jpg)
Black Vulcan will save you!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Black_vulcan.jpg)
"Superheroes are not logical!"
(http://cag.dat.demokritos.gr/Backpages/Spock.jpg)
"Aw, lighten up, Spock. Come jam with us a while."
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_17srfBx5Yr8/R-ARLf6tlEI/AAAAAAAAAUQ/GLmwgmusl_c/s400/Adam.jpg)
"We're wild and crazy guys"
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/from-beyond-red-monster.jpg)
How about a rave from beyond the grave.....
(http://www.legendsofhorror.org/images/poltergeists/beast.jpg)
Scary and edible
(http://greatarchitect.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/stay-puft-egg.jpg)
You were saying?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/44/Luther_Burger.jpg/800px-Luther_Burger.jpg)
Look what happened to this guy... :bluesad:
(http://www.scene-stealers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/tn2_john_candy_3.jpg)
"I, on ze other hand am NOt fat!!!
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r54/aravindreigns/intro-obelix.gif)
Nor am I
(http://www.legendsofcomedy.com/movie/Roseanne.jpg)
"Nobody would dare say that to ME!"
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e250/man0lo/jabba-real_v.jpg)
"Shaddup and bring me a bucket!"
(http://fleetofworlds.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/mr-creosote.jpg)
"No, you get down there and give me twenty. AT THE DOUBLE!"
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d192/DLRobertson/R_LEE_ERMY.jpg)
Twenty of what? I'm sorry I was sleeping...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Recruta_zero_03.png)
"Don't worry son, you can trust me!"
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a151/timwells/bilko4.jpg)
"Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c4/Gomer_Pyle_Hospital.jpg)
"We'll try to park it just outside the sick bay soldier...."
(http://www.olivier-ladeuix.com/blog/uploaded_images/wacky_races-7903691.gif)
"you're not worthy of a tank"
(http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/9982/tank-22.jpg)
"A-10shhun young lady, drop the attitude or you will be neutralised!"
(http://www.ct.gov/mil/lib/mil/pictures/A10s.jpg)
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/4575937614869136.jpg)
"Don't worry, honey. I've got your back!"
"we've got yours, Wonder Woman"
(http://www.fadtoys.com/UserFiles/Image/Powerpuff_Girls.jpg)
"Sorry ladies but we have air supremacy!"
(http://yeinjee.com/asianpop/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/dragon-ball-z.jpg)
This is air supremacy...
(http://www.cowineco.com/stuff/contentmgr/files/3ad32608f0ff04285a1549a51f53de1b/misc/airwolf0.jpg)
"We have received a report that Jan and Ernie have been possessed by the Mysterons! Better safe than sorry...."
(http://www.spectrum-headquarters.com/decked_angels.jpg)
"room for another angel"
(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q32/jessey_820/_angels_.jpg)
"It's better down here"
(http://www.segginger.net/Star_Trek/Starship_Enterprise/1701-A02.jpg)
"Out of the way, smegheads"
(http://www.sffchronicles.co.uk/forum/attachments/1382d985024447-what-is-red-dwarf-reddwarf_ship.jpg)
(Sorry I removed the other post but I couldn't get a good enough picture of the image with the angels)
"we always have Starbug"
(http://tkfiles.storage.msn.com/x1pjzF2-RYhxRW1_1m2Cacv4cG62Z3SleM3Ft_6bxJxJm2IBC1g3YzItJJ4CFRlb-GmUqkaSbWhSwykXAnFgCkHldJCxXyVgf5GURq2kZd-800)
"Space is getting very crowded with traffic these days, eh Chewie!"
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p122/drtymartini/MillenniumFalcon.jpg)
"Time's crowded too"
(http://www.eyeofhorus.org.uk/images/photo/10tennant/series-02/13-doomsday-finale/doomsday-tardis-supernova.jpg)
"This wormhole wasn't built for heavy traffic...."
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p314/passionandfury/32TimeMachine.jpg)
"We know all about wormholes"
(http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0VADKAssa5pVo4lNfdmO6OkVAWxptOJIVYYOYwZ!wGA9pgaXGCd*tvnTSkpVAP!mj7qYQqSWHxgPvg2NLsOJxPpUW6pttCXU*SmK58qVw0DeclOUj3erPuU6boi*EU3WN/station_03.jpg)
"We use them all the time"
(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n292/blog_files/Babylon%205/B5Station.jpg)
Worms ?
Holes ?
Groovy!!!
(http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/5585/jimki8.jpg)
Worms...yummy dinner.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/Micropterus_salmoides_2.jpg)
Isn't the hook supposed to be on the end of the fishing line ?
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g55/red_pyramid/CaptainHook.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/PeterpanRKO.jpg)
I've got that hand. Yum!"
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f297/PeterPan135/PeterPan13-1.jpg)
"no match for me"
(http://www.soxfirst.com/50226711/crocdundee.jpg)
"I am MAJOR Dundee!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v82/colecchio/Major_Dundee.jpg)
Back to the military thing eh JJ80?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/85/Major_Payne.jpg)
One of sisters to him is called...
(http://www.netsellsit.com/images/ebay/tonner_elvira_003.JPG)
Thank you imdb...
Quote from: doggett on January 14, 2009, 09:45:16 PM
One of Damon Wayans sisters name is
(http://www.netsellsit.com/images/ebay/tonner_elvira_003.JPG)
:bouncegiggle:
That's not Elvira, that's
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee284/gamasutra/amy_winehouse.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on January 14, 2009, 09:48:24 PM
That's not Elvira, that's
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee284/gamasutra/amy_winehouse.jpg)
I was about to make the same joke :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.vintage-clothes.eu/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/amy-winehouse-cancels-tour.jpg)
Amy...easily distracted...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bf/Blow_poster.jpg)
"I give dealers the axe!"
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee172/SeeThroughLeon/dead_mans_shoes.jpg)
Taking a "Leak" against a wall...
(http://www.foodsubs.com/Photos/leeks5.jpg)
You'll need a plumber!
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b2/jrokstar/NewSMBchr.jpg)
Hey studs, how about me being the meat in an Italian sandwich?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/PeachMP8a.png)
This guy will rescue you...
(http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/classicsonic.jpg)
"I always seem to get there first..."
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r69/mcvallin/DroopyDog3.jpg)
Irony...
(http://www.lsblog.org/blog1/images/droopy_happy.jpg)
"Ah, a kindred spirit!"
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k142/johnnyzeppelin/morrisey.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on January 14, 2009, 10:15:19 PM
"Ah, a kindred spirit!"
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k142/johnnyzeppelin/morrisey.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
Panic on the streets of ...
(http://traveldk.com/dkimages/0-london_master.jpg)
"Don't worry, we'll soon see to that!"
(http://www.gallifreytwo.co.uk/images/the_bill_cast.jpg)
"Electric Bill"
(http://diglloyd.com/diglloyd/blog-images/2008/05/18/ElectricBill.jpg)
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l249/jekill666/Kill-Bill-Vol-1-foreign-release-Mov.jpg)
"Kill Phil"
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/RSPOD/RS448~Phil-Collins-Rolling-Stone-no-448-May-1985-Posters.jpg)
"What 'av I done!"
(http://www.stables.org/assets/Resources/back/Images-view.cfm?CustomEventID=970)
"All these faces are a means to hide the real pain inside you"
(http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/01/dr_phil_010608-thumb.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/alien_125.jpg)
That's it: let it all out.
"I'm afraid I canna go, fellas. I'm having tea with Miss Hoolie."
(http://www.dorset.police.uk/images/pc_plum_bluelightday2008.jpg)
Get out of my country, englishman!
(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/patriot-1.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on January 15, 2009, 08:59:47 AM
"I'm afraid I canna go, fellas. I'm having tea with Miss Hoolie."
(http://www.dorset.police.uk/images/pc_plum_bluelightday2008.jpg)
Quote from: KYGOTC on January 15, 2009, 12:36:19 PM
Get out of my country, englishman!
(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/p/images/patriot-1.jpg)
The police officer is Scottish not English.
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/06/22/article-1028462-01B4F8B900000578-320_468x435.jpg)
What a mistake.
More to the point, how did Plummy manage to get way down here? Either something is screwy or I missed seeing a whole page. Anyway, taking it from John Hurt:
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_K_gqUovd398/R9sVkOgTfYI/AAAAAAAAAA8/RDJy0p3DzLU/s320/Prilosec.jpg)
(http://operachic.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/02/14/heart_on_fire.jpg)
"We don't sing about "Hearts" on fire let me tell you...."
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q113/vonj88/music/0703_kings_of_leon_c.jpg)
(http://www.kdux.com/Portals/0/Contests/TripleBill001/heart-dreamboat-annie.jpg)
Yeah, "Dog and Butterfly" and stuff....
Watch out you don't get one of these butterflies, dog.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/The_Silence_of_the_Lambs_poster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/43/Butterflyeffect_poster.jpg)
(http://aycu33.webshots.com/image/20472/2003306727952502633_rs.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Prophecy.jpg)
(http://i.a.ua/kino/covers/1356/cover.jpg)
Ya just can't do better than Christopher Walken, man. Vicious bear-monster or no vicious bear-monster.
(http://www.conelrad.com/conelrad100/images/deadzone_101804.jpg)
Christopher Walken is powerless against my baby-shield!
No Washington for you Sheen!
(http://chud.com/nextraimages/itsalive9.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/000a1hzw.jpg)
OFF WITH IT'S HEAD!
"Sorry Chiba-San but we've got you outumbered!"
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t49/cinzia326/samurai.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/1533_3.jpg)
Not while we have these.
"You're booked boys!"
(http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u123/emulinhabr/af/chuva_negra.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Toshiro20Obata20a.jpg)
It will take more than you to arrest Tatsu.
"I am TOO a ninja!"
(http://10kbullets.com/images/2006/12/enterninja-02.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/s320x240.jpg)
That don't impress me much.
"Will I do!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v218/Glupinickname/Blog%20gluparije/NINJA_Terminator_03.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/000a4f7k.jpg)
Nope.
"We'll break your composure dude!"
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m80/dpsd05033/Teenage_Mutant_Ninja_Turtles.jpg)
Turtle soup!
(http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb194/ultimaedicao/SonnyChiba.jpg)
"Ah lunch....Noooooo! I ate the wrong bit!!!"
(http://nymag.com/images/2/daily/food/07/02/08_blowfish_lg.jpg)
(http://www.supplydivision.co.uk/images/PIN-GLSHED48MM.jpg)
Pop goes the pufferfish!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Pinhead.png)
I can put those to good use.
"Needles And Pins" was very successful for us back in the day!"
(http://www.casafree.com/modules/xcgal/albums/userpics/20413/263568~The-Searchers-Posters.jpg)
Yeah but more people heard about the "bird" in those days.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Trashman.jpg)
These 'Byrds' are better remembered....
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o39/Spannah1/the_byrds_ep_portugal_500_4965B15D.jpg)
all this talk of plumage is making me hungry...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/Sylvester_J_p***ycat.png)
"This is a bad time Sly!"
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c153/naila_092/cn1.jpg)
"Thomas! Get out of that hammock and catch that mouse!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Mammytwoshoes.jpg)
Easier said than done!
(http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i243/nibbo373/tom-and-jerry.jpg)
(http://assets.sbnation.com/imported_assets/17618/itchy_y_scratchy_medium.gif)
You ain't bad! You ain't nothin'!
Dog here wins the game of cat and mouse!
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h179/obienopants/DogTheBountyHunter.jpg)
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/020516/143111__boba_l.jpg)
Nuff said.
"AARGH!!"
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d17/Delta-Cain/RETURN_OF_THE_JEDI-0.jpg)
Fried bami noodles coming up...
(http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp140/Hogbacksoul/monster_prehistoric_planet_alpha_fr.jpg)
"Us Big Birds should try to get along with people!"
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b311/BATHTUB1976/FredRogers_BigBird.jpg)
"We support your alternative lifestyle."
(http://www.theactmapleridge.org/site_assets/www.theactmapleridge.org/images/dynamic/Trailer_park_web_image.jpg)
Sometimes it's harder to get along.....
(http://i209.photobucket.com/albums/bb118/jamesrai/War_of_the_Gargantuas.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/king-kong-naomi-watts.jpg)
It's okay, you're still better looking, and you know how to treat a lady.
"You know, there could be someting in this ape stuff!"
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/175588~Tarzan-The-Apeman-Posters.jpg)
Hard work though.
(http://images.chron.com/blogs/tmi/George%2Bof%2Bthe%2BJungle.jpg)
"Strewth George, that was a bonza set to!"
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b338/johnrotten/paul_hogan_as_michael_j_crocodile_d.jpg)
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h288/Indianasmith/IndysSecondAlbum/25June08OldFriendandme.jpg)
"Put my brother down"
(http://www.clipartof.com/images/clipart/xsmall2/13384_cute_baby_sea_turtle_swimming.jpg)
"I am the gardian of all little ones, turtles as well as humans!"
(http://msp50.photobucket.com/albums/f307/Ziggy729/GAMERA.jpg)
I can train you.
(http://celebslam.buzznet.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/master-splinter-anthony.jpg)
(I'm pretty sure I've done this...)
"It's a rattrap....and you've been caught!"
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/music/musicimages/boomtown_rats_band_group_photo.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/84/Geldof_wall.jpg/800px-Geldof_wall.jpg)
I like my new gig better.
V's very vehement!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/TMNDragon/v-for-vendetta-20051208093357493-00.jpg)
"Z" is for Zorro...I look about the same as you but get more chicks...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/LegendZ.jpg)
"He's the classic guy who brought a sword to a gunfight Kimosabe!"
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t101/marba1065/MySpace%20TV/The_Lone_Ranger.jpg)
Silly amateurs...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/High_Plains_Drifter_poster.jpg)
"You know something Joel, it's time we did somethin' about that young upstart Eastwood ain't it?!"
"Too right Randolph!"
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff100/Livius_photos/PDVD_000-5.jpg)
"Wait...how'd you guys get into Andy's room?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/Woody.jpg)
"There's just no 'buzz' about you anymore buddy!"
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p239/ivazquez71/buzz.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/Aldrin.jpg)
There was one guy before Buzz....
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r73/BCSKATER/whatever/507px-Neil_Armstrong_pose.jpg)
Yeah well we landed on a new planet...oh wait a minute... :bluesad:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Heston_as_Taylor_with_gun_standing_on_the_beach.jpg)
"So You see Rose, evolution is a funny business in the lifecycle of your planet...."
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b7/aradia_blackthorne/Myspace/DrWho_narrowweb__300x3670.jpg)
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n209/greatwhitedope_2006/Tom_Baker_4_b.jpg)
Hmph...don't tell me about evolving....
Alas, it was not long after this guy came back on the scene that the doctor turned into a blond cricketer with celery on his lapel.
(http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/upload/2007/06/masterjb4.jpg)
"He is merely an impostor, Torgo!"
(http://kunochan.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/master.jpg)
"You are correct. I am the true Master, and you will obey me."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9b/Delgado.jpg)
"Can I be the Master ?"
(http://www.whona.com/mm5/graphics/00000001/posters.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/karate_kid.jpg)
Only when you can catch fly with chopsticks.
Good luck trying to catch this one with chop sticks...
(http://www.horrortalk.com/reviews/TheFly/fly_1.jpg)
(http://www.leninimports.com/geena_davis_gallery_10.jpg)
I can destroy you not just with my love, but also with a honkin' big boomstick!
She's not the only tart...
(http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlLA/original/angelyn.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v347/Valeron/Elvira/Elvira_13.jpg)
Naughty but nice.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/84/Chocolate_Cake_Flourless_(1).jpg/800px-Chocolate_Cake_Flourless_(1).jpg)
Strawberry cheesecake has more of a tang.....
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h93/momskitchen-pix/Strawberrycheesecake.jpg)
(http://blogs.redding.com/mbeauchamp/archives/Tang.gif)
all the tang you could want
(http://www.euroffice.co.uk/_image/item/_large/460325_0.jpg)
(http://www.thedrinkshop.com/images/products/main/556/556.jpg)
(http://dcist.com/attachments/dcist_sommer/2007_0702_simpsons2.jpg)
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l7/abc4clo/redbull.jpg)
I DON'T GIVE A CRAP WHAT COLOR YOU ARE, YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MAN!!! YOU HEAR ME?!? YOU'RE GOING DOWN!!!
(http://www.habeeb.com/images/matador.bullfight.10.jpg)
No match for a 'Raging Bull'!
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b6/taylordemarchi/Jake_LaMotta.jpg)
No match for Bullseye :wink:
(http://www.buckstars.co.uk/images/bullseye.jpg)
Phil's got the power to see him off!
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00446/taylor_280x390_446151a.jpg)
A dart player's best friend
(http://beer.thetazzone.com/images/drinkBeer9.jpg)
Snooker players worst enemy....
(http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/sport/slideshow/snooker-heroes/img_1.jpg)
Potential enemy to everyone...
(http://www.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00582/news-graphics-2004-_582168a.jpg)
This fellows show could splinter your sanity......
(http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m188/strangebreed/821_THE_JEREMY_KYLE_SHOW_c.jpg)
(http://www.toonjokes.com/data/media/9/30.jpg)
American talk shows RULE!
They attract some strange guests though.....
(http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/images/2008/04/tom-cruise-oprah-winfrey-thumb.jpg)
Tom can be easily settled with some light reading...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Dianetics.JPG)
And we all know where that can sometimes lead to....
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n16/londubh2006/tman.jpg)
Travolta has seen worse scripts...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f0/Stayingalive.jpg)
That tend to drag on....
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb99/soccerchick75-07/PID_257638_Edna.jpg)
yeah tell me about it...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/de/Look_whos_talking.jpg)
"You talkin' ta ME!"
(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa194/jennitat/Robert-DeNiro-Taxi-Driver-Posters.jpg)
"Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull DeNiro into the most embarrassing role of his career! Nuthin' up my sleeve . . . Presto!"
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/MV5BMTE5MzE4NzIyMl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTY.jpg)
"I've just received an order to nab some villain called Badenov"
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u309/gacrimewatch/secret-squirrel.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nukehighsub/nukehighsubvid1-ic.jpg)
Mutant squirell > cartoon squirell
The Killer Shrew is hungry tonight
(http://www.cosmichex.com/images/stills/killer_shrews.jpg)
A large enough dominant predator will clear out this rodent infestation....
(http://www.dabungalowonline.com/chute/episodes/episode1/stuff/kittenkong.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-12.jpg)
Everytime this happens to me I get real mad, and hungry.
"Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!!!!"
(http://www.geocities.com/theactionkingse/DogSoldiers-1.jpg)
No werewolf can withstand the might of these...
(http://www.tejasthumpcycles.com/Parts/LeversGripsctrls/Silver_Bullet/Silver_Bullet_Grips.jpg)
(http://www.torrentportal.com/uploads/images/3457194bulletproof.jpg)
(http://www.dilatedink.com/bulletproofmonkpubc.jpg)
"They call ME Bulletproof!"
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b18/Crazyharp81602/PDVD_1472.jpg)
"They call me...when they want to transport stuff."
(http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/the_transporter/_group_photos/jason_statham1.jpg)
"They call me MISTER Tibbs!"
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/greygardens/intheheatofthenight.jpg)
(http://homepage2.nifty.com/discomixrecords/MR.%20MISTER%20-%20BROKEN.JPG)
He's got it down to a 'T'!
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll300/LucidFlight_album/MrT04.jpg)
"I wonder it Mr. T knows Mr. Spock ?"
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH-E/253941~Kirstie-Alley-Posters.jpg)
Perhaps he 'Khan' tell you.....
(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g280/Del_Usion/wrath-of-Kahn-2.jpg)
(http://www.toybender.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/khan.jpg)
Genghis Khan that is! (Or Temugin to his mates!)
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh175/frenk9/220px-Genghis_Khan.jpg)
Oh, the humiliation! Turn over in your grave, Temujin.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/Conquerorposter.jpg)
The Conqueror is no match for...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51XVF8ZBYTL._SS500_.jpg)
Not 'Graceful' enough!
(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/18/65/73/08/18944309.jpg)
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/thumb/1/19/The_Goggles,_they_do_nothing!.gif/180px-The_Goggles,_they_do_nothing!.gif)
I can see right through that.....
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f309/thomasjarvis/XmanEyesPbk.jpg)
"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see."
(http://www.ibiblio.org/samneill/pictures/eh/510beautiful1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/orion_slave_girls.jpg)
Then you would miss seeing us.
I'll see your hot sci-fi babeage and raise you one golden bikini!!!
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g217/jwynhausen/princess_leia_gold_bikini.jpg)
You know how dangerous THAT can be.....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3068/2636112902_23bf5e1438.jpg?v=0)
If we're gonna start talkin' 'bout hot chicks and gold, then I think we need to watch out for the king of the hill. Goldfinger did it best when he did this...
(http://i.cnn.net/v5cache/TCM/Images/Dynamic/i61/goldfinger_2_600_101820070548.jpg)
Doc Savage, Man of Bronze will show Goldfinger his mettle.....
(http://www.diamondgeezers.org.uk/dopplegangers/images/docsavage.jpg)
METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL
(http://lineout.thestranger.com/files/2007/10/corna.jpg)
(http://www.e-pao.net/leisure/images/Rock_Concert/RocknRoll/Iron-Maiden.jpg)
Pffft. Wanna-be's. Lol.
(http://www.abroadco.com/Blogs/images/abroadco_com/Blogs/Ann/Toledo%20-%20Iron%20Maiden.jpg)
The only thing that can defeat an iron maiden...
(http://blog.wired.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/05/06/ironman.jpg)
What about an iron lady...
(http://cornerstonegroup.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/maggie-t.jpg)
(http://991.com/NewGallery/Iron-Maiden-The-First-Ten-Yea-358688.jpg)
here's also a cover with red font colour...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51K8HYSSQSL._SS500_.jpg)
As "killer" as those bimbos might be, no bimbo on Earth can a stand up to a Chopper Chick, least of all a whole gaggle of 'em on the road to Zombietown!
(http://lh5.ggpht.com/_IGcPoXkEPio/SEUFljrlvLI/AAAAAAAAIec/XVvze0YX58c/chopper_chicks_in_zombietown_poster_01.jpg)
Are the Chpper Chick tougher than the She-Wolves...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51L7Jcu3JXL._SS500_.jpg)
(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/flesh-gordon/2-1.jpg)
No woman can resist him. She-wolves, or otherwise.
These girls could resist him...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/518B3BT7R8L._SS500_.jpg)
This 'Ella' will take the bite outta those babes:
(http://thatcostumegirl.com/gallery/d/2444-1/vampirella1.jpg)
You may be the original "hot chick comic book vampire", Vampy, but it is I, Purgatori, who perfected it. My books were bloodier, nastier, sexier, and contained a lot more violence, nudity, gore, and lesbianism! Beat that, sucka!
(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/15776/315265-20633-123687-1-mischief-night_super.jpg)
Lesbian Vampires !!!
(http://www.2blowhards.com/archives/vampyres-uk-thumb.jpg)
"Make another lesbian crack an' the mutt gets it!"
(http://www.mrwinkle.com/diary9.JPG)
(http://cache.boston.com/bonzai-fba/AP_Photo/2004/12/23/1103840083_1620.jpg)
Trump's hair is on the lose again...
(http://www.st-files.de/stgalaxis/anderevoelker/tribbles/images/tribble_ds9k7_kirkluke2.jpg)
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT!!!
(http://mommylife.net/archives/scissors.jpg)
This guy's far more efficient...
(http://www.timburtoncollective.com/uploaded_images/edward-scissorhands-732638.jpg)
He'll fix the problem - permanently.
(http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/thebigblog/library/sweeney_todd.jpg)
And what if none of their souls were saved?
They went to their maker impeccably shaved.
It's a well-known fact that the Kraken eats guys like Johnny Depp for breakfast. In fact, come to think of it, he DID eat Johnny Deep for breakfast (okay, more like a mid-day snack... but nevertheless, the mofo got eaten, nuff said).
(http://www.theseventhvoyage.com/images/Clash%20of%20the%20Titans/thekraken1.jpg)
"Consider it set in stone!"
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e165/NERFHERDER1977/119000533848856-3.gif)
I want to be rescued by her...
(http://th204.photobucket.com/albums/bb264/plucktheroses/xena_-_warrior_princess.jpg)
"You're outnumbered!"
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa83/echodragon/061227dandd-briggs.jpg)
Oh yeah? We got to star in a crappy movie!
(http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/8816/36113816gr0.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
You're all just pawns in my game...
(http://www.critcononline.com/images/skullduggery%201984%20vhs%20front.jpg)
but you can't defeat a Grand Master....
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l28/spidermanblue/SPORTS/kasparov2.jpg)
"I prefer something more challenging."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/StarTrekChess.jpg)
Some games have an entire universe at stake.....
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k90/crunchgear/Seth/moviesthe_last_starfighter01.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on January 23, 2009, 12:08:01 AM
Some games have an entire universe at stake.....
(http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k90/crunchgear/Seth/moviesthe_last_starfighter01.jpg)
Ozzymandias speaks: Speaking of games. Which member of our panel will be in Friday the 13th?
(http://www.geocities.com/alcus2/ive_got_a_secret_host_panel_.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!! This has been a Mark Goodson/Bill Toddman production.
(http://horrorfanzine.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/friday2_a.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pfshelmet.jpg)
With the right equipment a head has no need of a body.
You can have a pretty good career as a head.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c8/Tommy_Chong_by_David_Shankbone.jpg/565px-Tommy_Chong_by_David_Shankbone.jpg)
AIN'T THAT THE TRUTH :wink:
(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/35/56/52/18407057.jpg)
It's a time out for you, Dr. Hill. You have to stay in your pan until you learn to get along with the other re-animated corpses.
(http://www.choconado.com/reanimator2.jpg)
Don't worry, we got your back Doc...
(http://www.aneyeoni.com/ART/Illustrations/Aleksi_Zombies_boxcover.600_600.jpg)
Having a body is over-rated...
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b222/spookyvaselina/brain_that_wouldnt_die.jpg)
There's a lot to said for having both.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/barbarasteele13.jpg)
Also good to have more than one.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/monsterzero/monsterzero3.jpg)
I'd agree with that...
(http://www.pleasantmorningbuzz.com/pics/multiplicity.gif)
Always remember to keep clones to a manageable size.....
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u1/sor81/evil.jpg)
(http://origin.aintitcool.com/images2007/cloneposter.jpg)
...or you might end up with this.
Drones can be worse than clones....
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f179/donnalethal/swarm_ver3.jpg)
Loans are worse than drones...
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/newscartoons/cartoonists/rte/lowres/rten56l.jpg)
Payback can be gruesome....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v236/krmpotic/shylock.jpg)
You're telling me..
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/Payback_movie_poster_Mel_Gibson.jpg)
Stop usurping my thread Gibson!
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o110/revmyspace/movie/movie-scarface-scroll4.jpg)
"FREEEEEEEEEEEEDOM!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Braveheart_imp.jpg)
INCAAAARRRCEEERAAATIOON!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/31/Caged_heat_movie_poster.jpg/250px-Caged_heat_movie_poster.jpg)
"I am not a number, I am a free man!"
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm35/skip_colvin/200406prisoner2.jpg)
"I've locked you up on more than one occasion."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Columbo.jpg)
"Go Gadget 'Rival Eliminator'. There's only one 'tec in a raincoat around here!"
(http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii291/Jake_027_Photos/InspectorGadget02.jpg)
(http://www.iment.com/maida/tv/gs/getsmartimages/chief-200.jpg)
Max, get out of that ridiculous cartoon and get back to work!
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/000000001.jpg)
"I'll make a monkey outta any of you mugs."
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monkeyking2.jpg)
There's nothing wrong with being a monkey, especialy if you're a King.
Apes are the true rulers of the primate world.....
(http://msp87.photobucket.com/albums/k124/skarblog/planet_of_the_apes_03.jpg)
That's not a primate world...IT'S OURS!!!!! :bluesad:
(http://www.ipadrblog.com/uploads/image/planet_of_the_apes_ending_2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/planet-of-the-apes.jpg)
But I'll be happy to share it with you.
This is just as gross.
(http://towleroad.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/16/travolta_douglas.jpg)
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z168/thewordisberry/johntravolta.jpg)
That terrible.
I'd rather watch this than Battlefield Earth...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51A4YGT45XL._SS500_.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/a20Norman20Taurog20Boys20Town20Spen.jpg)
Viewing such films will cause sinful thoughts and blindness
(http://trailertracker.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/blindness-02.jpg)
That deoesn't stop this dude....
(http://spaghettiwesterns.1g.fi/blind/Blindman_Anthony.jpg)
Not a problem for this guy
(http://home.comcast.net/~flickhead/RC06.jpg)
" I can see for miles and miles!"
(http://i245.photobucket.com/albums/gg48/rosangelavilella/The%20Who/theWho0107.jpg)
(http://parkerdonat.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/proclaimers.jpg)
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa316/funkychowder/LOL80s/proclaimers.jpg)
My 1000th post!!!
Here's a clone...
(http://www.lincolncomedyfestival.co.uk/img/Frankie-Boyle-Live.jpg)
Milkybars are on him!
(http://www.diangy.com/filemanager/files/Pictures/OUT%20-%20Milky%20Bar%20Kid.jpg)
ALL are pathetic copy cats of ARTIE! the stongest maan.....in the world!!! NEH! HAH! HOOHAA!
(http://pnp.norecess.org/pictures/artie1.jpg)
A real strongman doesn't let the pole throw him!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4c/Caber_2.jpg/306px-Caber_2.jpg)
The humble spurtle, tke key to making every Scottish strongmans morning fuel!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v44/Tetra/Foods/Photo1064.jpg)
"This is a bonny cereal. BUT IT'S NO' OATMEAL!"
(http://www.blackhatstation.com/Film/oatmc25.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/haggis.jpg)
It's what's for dinner.
I wonder how many have been devoured in this guy's name.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a5/Robert_burns.jpg/657px-Robert_burns.jpg)
(http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o52/brownstonepottery/Robert_Louis_Stevenson.jpg)
That guy looks like a ...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51qJOF3LyQL._SS500_.jpg)
"Yo ho ho and a bottle of....!"
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p118/Elevorot/LiveJournal/treasure-island.jpg)
Captain Pugwash here and Roger the cabin boy...no, not like that...
(http://www.whirligig-tv.co.uk/tv/children/pugwash/pugwash.jpg)
Watch where you sail!
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a122/Greaser899/MobyDick.jpg)
". . . from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."
(http://startrekreview.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/ricardomontalban9.jpg)
Khan meet Kant.....
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p152/kelvingordon/200px-Immanuel_Kant_portrait.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2005-10-9-serenity.jpg)
My philosophy is simple, when someone tries to kill you, you just kill 'em right back.
The space cowboy has many enemies.....
(http://i110.photobucket.com/albums/n87/Master_Yoda_320/Han_solo.jpg)
"Han would only shoot in self defence."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/George_Lucas%2C_Pasadena.jpg/800px-George_Lucas%2C_Pasadena.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/3f82576a22ed6-10-1.jpg)
Defend yourself
Bruce Willis is a ...
(http://www.mystrangenewmexico.com/storage/ghost-towel-1.jpg)
"Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/36/Daffy_ducks_quackbusters.jpg/400px-Daffy_ducks_quackbusters.jpg)
"Hey Egon, those toons are treading on our turf!"
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g239/DoryuX/Cartoon/ghostbusters2.jpg)
"Yeah? Well, you're treadin' on ours!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v144/SenorHugo/FilmationGhostbusters.jpg)
The cartoon supernatural can take many forms.....
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h256/elcoyotemuerto/GroovyGoolies_m.jpg)
(http://www.filmsy.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/ghoulies4.jpg)
The original little rampaging blighters.....
(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j33/issydabrat/gremlins-escape.jpg)
don't forget about these fellas
(http://www.cinemapassion.com/affiches/critters.jpg)
Many wish they could forget about these little fellows......
(http://msp176.photobucket.com/albums/w184/darkblueme/troll2b.jpg)
(http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/8666/00047624ui7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"Amatuers! I'm the real deal!"
"We're very good at repelling invaders (with a little help)!"
(http://i105.photobucket.com/albums/m222/hubbalab32/ewoks.jpg)
Looks like a pretty serious infestation.
(http://xs330.xs.to/xs330/08343/dale-gribble-dales-dead-bug743.jpg)
"Oh darn, it's worse than ah thought!"
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n200/PunkyBunny_2006/Shrews.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dukes.jpg)
I think I'll arrest them varmints this time.
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g164/skubkor/turner_et_hooch.jpg)
"We ain't nuthin' but mammals....."
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa211/yankees_laura/652232503_l.jpg)
(http://www.tech2.com/media/images/img_21_reservoir%20dogs1.jpg)
This 'Dog of War" is having none of it!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v512/tamtam730/WezFaceoff.jpg)
Dog of war meet God Of War...
(http://alwheaties.com/KSmith/Ares1.gif)
He's the "Lord of War".....
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd275/squareknown/tlord_of_war_ver2.jpg)
Lord Of The Ring
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cd/1980Frodo.jpg)
Who's new opponent is the Lord of Darkness....
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l197/Gilbertdilbert/legend.jpg)
Lord Alfred Hayes
(http://www.americanfeedmagazine.com/strugglingyoungman/Lord_Alfred_Hayes.jpg)
Screaming Lord Sutch.....
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j44/wesleydeathcrow/lord_sutch.jpg)
Lord Of The Dance
(http://www.theaterticketsnow.com/images/lord-of-dance.jpg)
"Lord OF The Flies"
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x23/Dekker007/lord_of_the_flies.jpg)
Lords Of Acid
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Lords_of_Acid_Voodoo_U_censored.jpg)
(http://www.okladki-divx.neostrada.pl/covers/l/lord_of_illusions.jpg)
House of Lords.....
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i215/xkewlkatex/houses-of-parliament-420.jpg)
Lord And Taylor
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/76/New_Lord_and_Taylor_Boston.jpg)
Lord Byron
(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb48/Starchild2229/Byron-solo.gif)
"Anyone remember me?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/SPJesus.gif)
Most certainly!
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b66/jet166/Bands%20and%20Singers/47f99cd7.jpg)
Mike Seaver remembers too...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/5.5.07CameronDebate.jpg)
This gentleman is of a different persuasion.
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff38/fantomimage/dawkins.jpg)
Blasphemy!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Stryper-THWTD-1st.jpg)
"Hey man, can I have ma soul back?!"
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q171/BandyTheBand/robert-johnson.jpg)
Ozzymandias speaks: Yes! It will be my good deed, but you have to say the magic words "Julie Andrews!"
(http://www.lunaestas.com/petercook/gallery/albums/pictures/film_bedazzled/02.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
Quote from: The DarkSider on January 28, 2009, 10:50:16 PM
Blasphemy!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Stryper-THWTD-1st.jpg)
My daughter's favorite song EVER!!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/s_o_b.jpg)
Let us gaze upon the lovely Miss Andrews
Here comes the topless scene...
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/film_images/julie_andrews_as_mary_poppins.jpg)
"That disney sound like a good idea!"
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r148/HushedAffection/BEDKNOBS-16.jpg)
Uncle Remus and the kids agree...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/78/Remuskids.jpg)
(http://www.bsu.edu/news/media/11949/021503BillCosby2.jpg)
Heyyy...I thought I bought up all the copies of that movie!
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f373/jonabrams/Cosby_DVD_box_Leonard_Part_6.jpg)
(http://www.impawards.com/2002/posters/adventures_of_pluto_nash_verdvd.jpg)
Eddie Murphy's career.
(http://cdn-i.imagechef.com/ic/templimg2/Gravestone.jpg)
(http://www.lostwackys.com/images/zombies/728b_1.JPG)
"Deaddie" Murphy has risen from the grave...
(http://z.about.com/d/thyroid/1/0/2/a/joepiscopo.jpg)
Hi, I'm Joe Piscopo, and I have a career even deader than Eddie's....
I used to be something of a name back in the day.....
(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k218/queenzoso/ChevyChase.jpg)
"You guys don't even know the meaning of dead!"
(http://www.triviatribute.com/images4/johnbelushi4.jpg)
"You soon will jilter!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v162/dragonseye/Blues%20Brothers/bb-027.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jay20and20silent20bob.jpg)
Remember that *&^&%$#@ nun that picked us up, man she was a real weird *$%#@.
TA-DA!
(http://wrak.pl/inne/jay_bob.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-13.jpg)
Rat Pfink and Boo Boo are here to help!
(http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/images/midnight-4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-14.jpg)
But they're not smarter than the average bear and Boo Boo.
"Your name sounds similar to mine"
(http://www.doramusic.com/John%20Logie%20Baird.jpg)
(If you don't know who he is then you need to go back to school :teddyr:)
Another inventor of a key aspect of the modern world....
(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg141/oon_bucket/alexander_graham_bell_1876_speaking.jpg)
Hey your middle name !
(http://lordwhatsmymotivation.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/golden-grahams.jpg)
"Ma name's on this one!"
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n132/sheckyomalley/Mr.jpg)
(http://forums.the-dispatch.com/eve/forums/a/ga/ul/3371010447/inlineimg/Y/Milk_glass-300.jpg)
"You're not getting any of it!"
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f327/jackgreen7/cow_tongue.jpg)
(http://www.millionmonkeytheater.com/moviepics/baragon1.JPG)
OM NOM NOM (And suddenly it occurs to me that it was a horse, not a cow, that Baragon ate in FRANKENSTEIN CONQUERS THE WORLD...)
Megalon really knows the drill!
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg240/daneofwar/kaiju/megalon.jpg)
Timmy really knows the mallet.
(http://www.arrse.co.uk/cpgn2/uploads/forums/timmy.jpg)
I have a mallet too...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1d/GallagherRetouched.jpg)
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh293/Neri187/thor.jpg)
QUIET DOWN BOY! I'm trying to sleep.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/67/Odhin_by_Johannes_Gehrts.jpg)
"We're even more vengeful on Olympus!"
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj128/dmanolos/Zeus.jpg)
Thats it...no more Mr. Passive Aggressive
(http://www.listal.com/image/products/220/B00004RF3N/dvds/buddhist-fist-ws.jpg)
"No matter what you do you can't escape me!"
(http://i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii160/mojack5246/colddeath.jpg)
Most untrue dead dude!
(http://www.chud.com/demo/Underrated%20-%20folder/bill%20and%20teds%20bogus%20journey.jpg)
"I agree, lets relax witha nice game of chess, Max can play too....."
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j256/francesca_02/SeventhSeal_1957_01.jpg)
Sigh...amateurs...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Bobby_Fischer_American_Chess_Champion.jpg)
A Cold War in minature.....
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll134/SonofPearl_photos/fischerspassky1972.jpg)
Chess takes to long...lets do something easier...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e6/Rock_paper_scissors.jpg)
Doesn't really set the ardrenalin pumping.....
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj298/ninovsky/vagos89wf9.jpg)
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PS/88085~Extreme-Rock-Paper-Scissors-Posters.jpg)
Blast furnace burns paper, melts scissors, turns rock into slag.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/VysokePece1.jpg/800px-VysokePece1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/inc3.jpg)
I can cool that down a bit.
Nothing like an ice cold beer...
(http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/37/l_ff02776f43d94033845db64dec113f43.jpg)
(I'm such an Elvira fanboy...and Willian Shatner one, weird)
"Holy Jeez, I don't know if I want beer or milk, eh."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/Bob_and_Doug.jpg)
Time to move on to something stronger, boys...
(http://fortwayneright.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cheech__chong_4.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i223/the_beast_within/clockwork_orange2.jpg)
(http://www.theforce.net/humor/episodei/pics/gotmilk.jpg)
"It does not matter what you drink Kenobi, the force will be with me!"
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f198/death097/darth_vader_before_fighting_luk.jpg)
"Unfortunately for you, Mr. Prowse, I will get all the credit."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9f/JEJones.jpg/170px-JEJones.jpg)
"Hasta la vista Jimmy!"
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e80/cajeguitarist/Conan-TheBarbarian.jpg)
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2008/02/04/shriver_wideweb__470x408,0.jpg)
Put it down, Arnie...
Is it just me, or is Maria starting to look a lot like Arnold?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/marcia-cross.jpg)
I quite agree, and change you clothes to some thing more appropriate for a conservative Republican governor, after all you are no longer a movie star.
(Yes, she does, kind of creepy)
(http://www.phreecelebs.com/Desperate%20House%20Wives/marcia_cross.jpg)
(http://www.nypost.com/seven/09022008/photos/new05a.jpg)
(http://data1.blog.de/blog/k/kalpeakatsastaja/img/i%20want%20to%20believe.jpg)
"I really don't care if you do or you don't."
(http://www.animationarchive.org/pics/robertripley.jpg)
We sang "I'm A Believer"!
(http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o42/creeplepeople/Monkees.jpg)
These singing primates are cuter
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/Lemurs.jpg)
(http://a762.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/109/l_a2d815b2441ef27c103bb2fd75e21991.jpg)
These singing and strumming primates are...well...something or other. I guess.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_WQX7nUUbN7E/Rgp56Gp3FEI/AAAAAAAAAX0/hSj6SShObNI/s400/nairobi.jpg)
(http://xirdal.lmu.de/xirdalium/xpix/clockwork_wizards.png)
A few years later they went electronic.....
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y150/Saltlick/SXSW%202007/kraftwerk.jpg)
(http://www.trakmarx.com/2007_03/d/d-e_d-1980-720.jpg)
(http://www.transformthemes.com/Some%20Like%20it%20Hot1.jpg)
Are we not men?
"I'm not."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Ursula_Andress_as_Honey_Ryder.jpg/800px-Ursula_Andress_as_Honey_Ryder.jpg)
(http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/8/0/8/8/17988808-17988811-large.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/earthcore/earthcore6.jpg)
It's not like the dating game has changed since the Pleistocene...
"Hi Doug. You might remember me from such movies as Tonight We Kill, Tomorrow We Die, and Gladys the Groovy Mule!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6c/Troymcclure.png/200px-Troymcclure.png)
(http://api.ning.com/files/qA1pzvfW1cgQ-LHGt6Mhg0m4gsS9Xt7EVrmq8r1FGjRveeKJAO2g57xET25UbRjME6hIT7aHEwb2l6o5Y1-OfEYkvfUZ5PAN/mcbain.jpg)
(http://nicknackpaddywhack.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/bruce-willis-on-john-mcclane.jpg)
No Bruce, sadly not...."
(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q31/pinkamber226/ChuckNorris.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ZV3VpC3dyw4/SH1KWmOEbII/AAAAAAAAADU/swmiC-yM91w/s400/SamJacksonOctopus.jpg)
Try me, Denim-Boy...I'M THE OCTOPUS!
(http://www.monsterlandtoys.com/video/It%20Came%20From%20Beneath%20The%20Sea-MGM.jpg)
Better stay in the sea!
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd66/Sskrach/the_calamari_wrestler.jpg)
Japanese monster? Its morphin time...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/ths2xmiq.gif)
"I taught you lot everything you know!"
(http://i304.photobucket.com/albums/nn198/whitewarrior1973/Cool%20pics/ULTRAMAN.jpg)
yea, but i betcha ya never saw ME commin'.
(http://www.ultramanstuff.com/images/Spidey%20cover.jpg)
(http://www.smokinggunsstudio.org/thenoisingmachine/blog/images/arachnophobia2.jpg)
Spiders?? Lemme at 'em!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/images-4.jpg)
BOO!!!!!
"Mmm... child souls. My favorite snack. C'mon now, it's SMILE TIME!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!"
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/buffy/images/thumb/6/6e/Polo.jpg/225px-Polo.jpg)
"Me like cookies, me not like kid souls!"
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff153/hausbak/cookie-monster3.jpg)
I hate cookies !
(http://help.ning.com/rnt/rnw/img/enduser/knowledgebase/ffox-remove-cookies.jpg)
?!
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g6/confusionchris/cookie-monster-1.jpg)
(http://www.geckoandfly.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/google_cookie_cookies.jpg)
"Oops!"
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p165/boriss_01/blue_screen_of_death.gif)
(http://www.rubyan.com/politics/archives/blue-screen-of-death.jpg)
Some program screens are more problematic than others......
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h203/soadrock2/MATRIX.jpg)
(http://www.pedestrian.tv/uploads/images/blogs/484766c46eddf/pong.png)
Blip.
Bloop.
Blip blip.
Bloop.
Blip...
There is a pong in the air...
(http://icanhascheezburger.wordpress.com/files/2007/06/u-has-a-smell.jpg)
Unsurprisingly.....
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i234/szoszannah/baldrick.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/BA2adder.jpg)
A cobra has more vemon than an adder.......
(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m108/Arus808/BeckCobraCommanderPoster-1.jpg)
Good a cobra, Circus can finally get those boots he wanted...
(http://66.34.165.21/stephanjenkins/images/010102/snakeskinboots.jpg)
Sly will be taking those boots...
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/9586/sylvesterstallone19832ie9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"These boots are made for walkin'....."
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/fiona_is_hella_tight/Heros/NancySinatra.jpg)
"Nice threads, baby!"
(http://www.a-suivre.org/usa/IMG/jpg/WheresWaldo.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/413891922_ca54f12b4f.jpg)
In addition to being a real man, I'm better looking too.
Hey, flyboy, catch the pigeon.
(http://pinknpurplelizard.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/pigeon1.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Goodfeathers.jpg)
What'd you call us? Pigeons? You tink we're some little
feathered punks what pick up bread crumbs with our beaks
and go "coo" and fly and other stupid stuff like 'dat??
IS DAT WHAT YOU TINK?!!
"You're disssssspicable..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Duck_Amuck.gif)
No match for a paintbrush
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3393/3258952663_bb1915e288.jpg?v=0)
(http://rapidpik.com/photos/original/3264-nate1.jpg)
I prefer a plain, no frills prehistoric predator.....
(http://img34.photobucket.com/albums/v103/Falkor/Raptor.jpg)
Sexual Predator ...
(http://www.basilisk.com/C/jberlin/tls_0)
from Outer space.....
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1395/1019687122_519634f214.jpg?v=0)
Tell me about it, mate. :wink:
(http://thevoidmovies.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/species4.jpg)
They're just as bad as one another these aliens.....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v227/mvalente/2008/xtro1.jpg)
That's a job for...
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o33/julia_cenobite/x-files.jpg)
"This is my story, no FBI!"
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w17/Dagonhills/Kolchak1re.jpg)
"I'll solve the case"
(http://blog.pennlive.com/pennsyltucky/2007/12/Quincy.jpg)
"The diagnosis is all mine Quincy!"
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d185/murrayfaughnan/mark_sloan.jpg)
The diagnosis is
(http://www.tshirtbordello.com/images/Murder-King-shirt-lg.gif)
All washed down with...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v105/Hybrid315/killer_cola.gif)
Love it or Hate it...
(http://www.freewebs.com/antiborg6/Dr%20Pepper%20Can.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/drha1.jpg)
(http://www.dutchblitz.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/200px-little_miss_giggles.jpg)
Dr Strange can sort that out.....
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l82/TridentLord/dr_strange.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/billie_piper_secret_diary_of_a_call.jpg)
Billie knows how to sort out a doctor
Madamoiselle Deneuve is not easily bettered.....
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u289/bambina412/movie%20stars/Belle_de_jour_Bunuel.jpg)
(http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/MG/200901~Peeping-Tom-Posters.jpg)
"I see what you're up to buddy!"
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h28/WilliamTuttle/RearWindowPic1.jpg)
I see better...
(http://ursispaltenstein.ch/blog/images/uploads_img/insect_and_spider_eyes_1.jpg)
(http://creature-corner.com/nextraimages/brundlepod.jpg)
(http://www.tezoarillustration.com/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/the-fly-costume.jpg)
(http://www.fortune3.com/~comp66570/42064371.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/them_121404.gif)
We're going to need a bigger can.
We're gonna need a bigger sponge...
(http://irishgothichorrorjournal.homestead.com/THE_BLOB-4.jpg)
Send him in here. They'll know what to do with him.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e2/Smuckers.jpg/800px-Smuckers.jpg)
Whilst devising new and exciting product developments.....
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm89/JDHallowEEn/TheStuff2.jpg)
When it comes to "Stuff" we have the "Right" one...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/New_Kids_on_the_Block-Hangin%27_Tough_%28album_cover%29.jpg)
"oh oh oooooooooh...oh oh oooooh..."
You'll need it where we're going.....
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b9/mrcasey91316/TheRightStuff.jpg)
You guys go...I"ll cuddle up with Vanessa in the meantime...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f5/Vanessa_Williams_-_The_Right_Stuff_album_cover.jpg)
Wrong miss Williams...eh Anyone for tennis?
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z196/rmartelweb/a611afa3a315edc39fd2758f7a14127a-ge.jpg)
Hello ladies...
(http://www.vnts.nl/pix/personen/MartinaNavratilova002.jpg)
"YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS MAN!"
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f104/Stuggapo/john_mcenroe.jpg)
My mullet was cooler...
(http://www.lycos.co.uk/graphics/sport/agassi_imageL.jpg)
The 'Bee-Gees with a headband' look conquered all!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v468/Fionawedding/randomness/Bjorn_Borg.jpg)
Keep your championships...my looks made me more money than all of you combined...
(http://www.justinrossetti.com/albums/AnnaKournikova/Anna_Kournikova_2.sized.jpg)
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g54/Pickles_4_photos/doris-as-calamity-jane.jpg)
"Exactly what the F*CK do you think you're doing..."
(http://www.playbill.com/images/photos/weigert.jpg)
"Now &*^% ladies....."
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g138/jesyjames/Al_Swearengen.jpg)
We all know Al's one weakness...
(http://www.hbo.com/deadwood/img/episodeguide/season01/ep07_al_trixie.jpg)
Which is the least of his problems now!
(http://img23.photobucket.com/albums/v68/geo175/Wallpaper%201/Wallpaper%202/roybeno_wal.jpg)
Theres worse problems...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/Westworld_ver2.jpg)
"I am the law, out here too!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/ChuckleBuckle/robocop.jpg)
Why bother with a cyborg on a horse, when you can have a cyborg horse.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/df/Thirty_Thirty_Bravestarr.jpg)
"Neigh chance pal!"
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a118/Taz21/Jean-Claude%20Van%20Damme/Cyborg.jpg)
"I'm better, stronger, faster."
(http://img.qj.net/uploads/articles_module/29046/SixMillion_qjgenth.jpg)
I'm the Million Dollar Champ
(http://www.wrestlingtradingcards.com/images/1989_wwf_quaker_oats/16.jpg)
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1988/gallery/340/noeledmunds.jpg)
Noel's more famous sidekick.....
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e12/louiseracheal/_38688451_noel_150.jpg)
(http://www.bl.uk/learning/images/front%20page/gotcha-lg.jpg)
"You are a dead man!"
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp2/features/wallpaper/images/800/dlt.jpg)
PC Reg Deadman. He is the guy on the right...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516FM1D2SHL._SS500_.jpg)
Not as much of a 'Dead Man' as....
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a113/assaulter/maniaccop.jpg)
Can he present horror films ?
(http://media.movieweb.com/news/10.2007/crypt.jpg)
Yes and "Kolchak" too!
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e177/kory197666/_41625116_obrien_pa203b.jpg)
The most fiendish of puzzles...
(http://www.mobile.playerxmobile.com/files/Crystal_maze/splash%20screen%20300x400.png)
the very foundation of life....
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/2414798676_3c80ef58e4.jpg?v=0)
Quote from: doggett on February 09, 2009, 04:32:35 PM
The most fiendish of puzzles...
(http://www.mobile.playerxmobile.com/files/Crystal_maze/splash%20screen%20300x400.png)
zat richard o brian?
Yes, it's from a game show that he used to present back in the nineties, "The Crystal Maze". The big crystal was used for the last round.
Quote from: JJ80 on February 09, 2009, 04:39:03 PM
the very foundation of life....
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2101/2414798676_3c80ef58e4.jpg?v=0)
DNA, last made usefull in...
(http://www.bt4.co.uk/Photos/03%20June%20-%20USA/Jurassic%20Park.JPG)
Been there done that...twice...
(http://s18.photobucket.com/albums/b146/pbritton/th_Sam_Neill.jpg)
He was in what this food is on... :teddyr:
(http://noodlepie.typepad.com/blog/images/Qn-btht-dish.jpg)
"Eeeeeh man, is that what I think it is?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/Cheech_%26_Chong%27s_Up_in_Smoke.jpg)
"Dad, get out of that giant dube and help us. Somebody shot Sayid."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c0/Hurleylost.PNG)
"Did you hear that, a distant sound like the eerie cries of LOST souls from parts afar!"
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/toothpaste_soup/MeatLoaf-Paradise-EllenFoley1978L.jpg)
Ahhh, this stuff can make any meatloaf sing.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2221/2226127698_8c6329d694.jpg?v=0)
(http://uk-genealogy.org.uk/images/maps/Worcestershire.jpg)
H.P's better....
(http://i533.photobucket.com/albums/ee335/complicatedcrustation/hp-lovecraft-01.jpg)
Saucy...
(http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/dayart/20040212/450burlesque.jpg)
Sundae girl....
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s190/gabbybabble/2007-10/01/blondie1.jpg)
Easy. Easy, like Sunday morning...
(http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/images/2008/03/06/paris_hilton_350x.jpg)
"Hello, is it me you're looking for,
'Cos I sang that song when I was a Commodore!"
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa265/thejbl/lionel-richie-lrg-content-1.jpg?t=1194158612)
(http://www.geocities.com/compcloset/Commodore_64_Box.jpg)
By 2001 it had been hoped that computers could do so much more.....
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/armyyouhave/HAL.jpg)
What's a red light for...
(http://michaelscomments.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/amsterdam-red-light-district.jpg)
"We like coloured lights too. Perhaps a little too much!"
(http://blogs.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/ianwylie/robsoncity250-thumb.jpg)
(http://www.di-arezzo.co.uk/multimedia/images/wise/couv/am77504.jpg)
"That deserves a court martial!"
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b141/jacks_classified_girlfriend/Doctor%20Who/BrigIcon5.png)
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/blackadder/gallery/images/four1_1024.jpg)
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o270/DarranSims/dadsarmy_3.jpg)
(http://www.tvgasm.com/newsgasm/mash.jpg)
Meanwhile, a plan was forming at the Motorpool...
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff50/footyfan2/sgt_bilko-s.jpg)
Bad Remake time !!!
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/Steve_Martin_portrait.jpg)
"Sacre bleu!"
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z103/martinblank_2007/clouseau.jpg)
(http://www.thegamestime.com/pinkpanther1.jpg)
"What has he been eating?!"
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f112/drsd2kill/JUNGLEBOOK/JUNGLEBOOK00003-1.jpg)
"Book" him.
(http://classes.design.ucla.edu/si06/student_html/desma2/sessionA/drew/narrative/referee.jpg)
"That's an alien, get him!"
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c129/SnOwBLiFe07/men-in-black-2-movie.jpg)
(http://www.hiphoprx.com/content/uploads/2008/11/michael-jackson.jpg)
Uh oh...better bring in back up...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/1987_predator_001.jpg)
His flag...
(http://www.minbuza.nl/binaries/afbeeldingen-nieuw/foto-album/nederland-in-beelden/detailfoto-s/147.jpg)
Theres more distracting flags that that...
(http://www.proworldinc.com/images/A1/08/A10806E-md.jpg)
"The hell I will!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/horse1.jpg?t=1234319936)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/33/2000maniacs.jpg)
2000 Losers...
(http://multiplayerblog.mtv.com/wp-content/migration/photos/uncategorized/comic_con_banner.jpg)
I'm kidding, I'm sure they're cool.
Careful Doggett...Nerds are vengefull...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Revengeofthenerdsposter.jpg)
And inadvertently dangerous....
(http://i376.photobucket.com/albums/oo209/nostalgiafactory/wargames-1.jpg)
And they're on the attack...
(http://cover6.cduniverse.com/MuzeVideoArt/07/210207.jpg)
"Get into the party, disrupt the whole scene!!"
(http://s731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/th_beastie_boys_.jpg)
"We're gonna party like its 1999..."
(http://eda-rock.up.seesaa.net/image/prince-photo-xxl-prince-6215516-thumbnail2.jpg)
"And have a royally good time!"
(http://s731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/th_HRHPrinceCharlesandWilliam.jpg)
"Charles and son I presume..."
(http://www.fci.org/images/temp/83138ca8d38dc2d5b549b2f2cf5ab99a.jpg)
King Friday, meet Ed the Sock.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/Ed_the_Sock_photo.jpg)
Ed The Sock, meet Ed The Duck!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Edd_the_duck.jpg)
Meet Gordon the Gopher...
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/years/1987/gallery/340/gordon.jpg)
and other stars of the time....
(http://www.paulmorris.co.uk/satkids/pictures/singingcorner.jpg)
Can't forget these two...
(http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38132000/jpg/_38132877_kive_kicking_bbc.jpg)
who were joined by this guy....
(http://i302.photobucket.com/albums/nn114/darkling_robyn/mmmCaptainJack.jpg)
then came these two..
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5178ZG6AKWL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Today's 9.00 AM heroes.....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v148/MagicNat/Richtights2.jpg)
(http://www.nutrabolic-mostar.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/idiots.png)
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p304/normajjean/b065.jpg)
Horrible singing to the left, sea monsters to the right. And these monsters will not only devour you, they'll eat all your hot dogs as well!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/The_Horror_of_Party_Beach.jpg)
And you can't swin for it either!
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z235/lee_oades/Jaws.jpg)
(http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo126/TheGreatWhiteDope2009/paws.jpg)
'Laws'....
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb255/finitolacomedia/Heroes/PerryMason3.jpg)
That won't stand up in court.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Ironside.jpg)
"Case dismissed!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v677/jdonahue62/judge_judy_image.jpg)
"Poser..."
(http://www.jrakar.com/jrb/wapner.JPG)
The matter will have to be heard in a British court.....
(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q315/riophotos/Barrister.jpg)
Rumpole himself admits he is subject to the wishes of
SHE WHO MUST BE OBEYED
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/she-1.jpg)
Who answers to noone except....
(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii14/NickUnknown/movies/attack-50-foot-woman_l.jpg)
Hey baby...come check out my 'tower'...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/The_Amazing_Colossal_Man.jpg)
Some have invoked this 'Tower' of vengeance!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y284/azureofcourse/daimajin.jpg)
(http://www.roberthood.net/daikaiju-antho/contributors/images/talos.jpg)
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c253/buxtehuderocks/giant20robo.jpg)
(http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd330/theechochamber/andre-100.jpg)
Giant Haystacks puts the smackdown on Andre!
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i86/kristinaelaine27/gianth.gif)
Maybe we can make a movie out of professional wrestling...oh wait...
(http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o43/Cooler-99/bodyslam.jpg)
Slam dunk!
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/dj_flo_2006/space_jam_4.jpg)
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h26/MaxBard/2006_scary_movie_4_001.jpg)
"Hey youze tae, get thae irons aff yer legs and gie me a haund oot a here!"
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc10/edefe/Trainspotting1996.jpg)
Your potty problems just got worse...
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s244/wonderchick257/mturd20terrible20costume.jpg)
"I''ve my own way of dealing with you!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v672/Nikolasa/Pink_Flamingos_mellomstort.jpg)
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x181/daddyleon/Captions/2girls1cup.jpg)
Be careful what you let onto your screen....
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn229/Yojimbo501/Movies/ringu.jpg)
Televisions are easily destroyed by some people...
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc59/JeiBird741/myspace028jpgmmm.jpg)
but eventually they can fight back!
(http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c291/my_joy_division/videodrome-se_shot3l.jpg)
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x79/scarletviolet666/FY2-ani_poltergeist-tv.gif)
Craig's got the boys round.....
(http://i342.photobucket.com/albums/o435/definedbybars/coach_240.jpg)
"DOES COACH CARTER LOOK LIKE A B*TCH!?"
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q69/crazyhoopsta33/coach_carter.jpg)
"Right guys, get him!"
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z244/MarkM2024/any_given_sunday.jpg)
Maybe we need a feminine touch here...
(http://www.cyberteens.com/ne/mr/co/images/wildcats.jpeg)
Well, by the looks of it she can bring it the necessary discipline....
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f396/gabrielkea/PrivateBenjamin.jpg)
Uh...what were we talking about again? I'm married to a single father carpenter you say...well ok then...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b0/Overboard_film.jpg)
Kurt can keep things shipshape (in his own way)....
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m150/tabletennisvivi/9269174.jpg)
"Mr. Greenjeans, fire bunny one, starboard side..."
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm17/sheilaj57/CaptainKangaroo1955.jpg)
Rabbits seem cute and harmless...
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w109/riotone38/night_lepus01.jpg)
Life kinda sucks for us though...
(http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii306/polkadotkath8/watershipdownmovieposter.jpg)
Imaginary rabbits tend to fare better....
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m127/HollyBagel85/harvey.jpg)
(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r197/whisper-bluedragongirl/scary-9.jpg)
This one's a space warrior....
(http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f15/Krakshot/Myspace%20images%20resized/buckyoharesize.jpg)
(http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa156/ebrowning1/killer-rabbit-from-monty-python-hol.jpg)
"Hare-raising!"
(http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a178/michelangelo3/OrderoftheHolyHandGrenade.jpg)
Looks like you'll need more divine intervention...
(http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo69/JayRayScreenshots/TheExorcist-2.jpg)
Ireland's come thorugh with some backup....
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h309/h_the_queen/father_ted.jpg)
Shhhh guys...I'm using my psychic abilities to thwart the demon...or something...
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f308/lindablair58/02.jpg)
"Ther'es no time for that!"
(http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg161/deivid_album/evildead2.jpg)
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa257/horrordrunxwa/Animations/Evil-1.gif)
"Handy..."
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a80/---SlipKnoT---/thing.jpg)
Handy Manny
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h96/justmike76/handy_manny.jpg)
Bob can fix it!
(http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh65/bbolter/6a00d83451fc5a69e200e55070c0758833-.jpg)
And Mike can fix it again.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/28/Mike_Holmes.jpg/800px-Mike_Holmes.jpg)
If he can keep his tools in line.....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v245/somekindofmonster2k5/pink_floyd_the_wall_still.jpg)
Teacher ! Leave that kid alone...
(http://cache.lifehacker.com/assets/resources/2007/07/Home-Alone.png)
Most certainly not!
(http://static.guim.co.uk/Guardian/education/gallery/2008/oct/23/1/PD9612@DEMON-HEADMASTER--TV-sho-3629.jpg)
Look into my eyes...
(http://darrylslibrary.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/crossg-demonheadmaster.jpg)
Franz Mesmer here could teach even him a thing or two....
(http://lacajanegra.blogia.com/upload/mesmer.jpg)
And Caligari could teach Mesmer a thing or two...
(http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Bungalow/1204/Images/caligari.jpg)
A plate of calamari for Dr. caligari
(http://www.thefoodsection.com/foodsection/images/calamari-thumb.jpg)
"ITS A TRAP!"
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p295/Chronox45/admiralakbar.jpg)
(http://blogs.theage.com.au/schembri/saw6.jpg)
Trap?? Someone say "trap"? A trap? I love traps! Who said "trap"?
"Right here."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dd/Trapper_John_McIntyre.jpg)
Trapper Johnson is FAR harder to track down......
(http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/734/908/26/o_AXpsfzTCLFEbPuY.jpg)
(http://thepics.ru/not-wallpapers/mans/jeff_goldblum/jeff_goldblum_1.jpg)
Hey! That guy shot me! Yeah, back in '73
...or '74. See, I can't remember, 'cause it
was so long ago and, uh, so yeah
...he shot me.
Stand very still, Jeff, we'll have you fixed up in no time...
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/02/23/thefly460.jpg)
Sorry, Jeff. Must've picked the wrong button.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2183/2142925550_84a58597b6.jpg)
Maybe a haircut will improve your new look?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_LZ92yTgKeAQ/RsNugTx43TI/AAAAAAAABgA/ge9GJFF2YrU/s320/cropsy.jpg)
"I don't need no haircut!"
(http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/8264/mullet11182e6dna9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
The more the merrier :wink:
(http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/308159.jpg)
(http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr59/billy-5150/Whitesnake.jpg)
(http://www.morethings.com/music/david_bowie/david-bowie-138.jpg)
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k147/seabloom/britnyfox002.jpg)
I prefer THIS fox....
(http://sexymeganfox.com/pictures/Megan%20Fox%20Black%20Skirt%20Sheer%20Top/image/megan-fox.282.jpg)
You're just a fad for the money machine...
(http://funboxcomedy.com/uploaded_images/megatron-771330.bmp)
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n253/john_paullopez/1110_michael_bay.jpg)
Leave him to mommy!
(http://img.trekmovie.com/images/betsypalmer.jpg)
Mommy look what I found! Can I keep him!
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q103/llynnkp/Bands/AliceVsJason.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on February 14, 2009, 07:17:49 PM
Mommy look what I found! Can I keep him!
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q103/llynnkp/Bands/AliceVsJason.jpg)
If only there was an Alice Cooper picture somewhere...
Some pic that linked Alice to something I liked...
Who knows, there might be one on the humorous captions board :wink:
"Er, that wasn't Me!"
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e268/ecjx/CropCircleSwirl.jpg)
"MY CROP, WHY YOU LITTLE..."
(http://i338.photobucket.com/albums/n435/hitzwarez/films/t12342cf0gn.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DZbu32VIeLQ/SKjOFudNJ0I/AAAAAAAAADo/nizcjsMhkHg/s1600/thirst_4_blood.jpg)
Try this!
(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r189/steelglass06/bloodpudding.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/_003-774992.jpg)
I prefer mine in a slightly more digestable form
I'm WAY hipper!
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff12/bmoviebabe/Halloween/Blacula77.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/1968_bailedelosvampiros_g.jpg)
You may be hipper, but we're fearless.
Avoid this one like a plague!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v249/xxxafixxx/nosferatu.gif)
"Ahh!! Vampire!!"
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/540/peeweeljn3.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"It looked just like THIIIIIIIIIIIS!"
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p295/uberboner/LargeMarge.gif)
He is the cousin of this guy...
(http://tv-mafia.com/series_images/Earthworm%20Jim.jpg)
That's not a giant worm, THIS is a giant worm!
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ppcccaps/dune6.jpg)
I have these in my garden...
(http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/tremors.jpg)
Mere bait....
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i184/Rangerik9/BlueWhale16.jpg)
Every Whales worst nightmare...
(http://img.alibaba.com/images/cms/upload/news1/country_profiles/jp.gif)
Japan has enough problems....
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r73/HARRYMARIA2/432px-Destroy_All_Monsters_1968.jpg)
No match for him.
(http://www.thefakelife.com/blog/uploaded_images/Ultraman2-721261.jpg)
Five Gundams, good luck mate!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e233/thornof100swords/gundam-wing-wallpaper-02.jpg)
He'll help...
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/powerrangers/images/thumb/7/72/MMPR_Dinozord_Megazord.jpg/250px-MMPR_Dinozord_Megazord.jpg)
"I was big with the kids before you were even welded together!"
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y251/smee123/OptimusPrime.jpg)
We're all friends, really...
(http://www.afhub.com/images/goldgaigar/megatron_7.jpg)
Good!
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l21/brownfox59/453px-Isaac_asimov.jpg)
"Oh, you think you're so f**kin' smart with your sideburns. Well I got sideburns too, and I just got my Grade 10. Anybody can make up s**t about robots and s**t. Let's see you grow some dope, Mr. Smarty Cowboy Tie Outer Space f**ker."
(http://fashiontribes.typepad.com/main/images/trailer_park_boys_ricky_elvis_do_1.jpg)
"You ain't nothing but a hound dog, baby!"
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r96/lmagnusson28/bubba_ho_tep.jpg)
(http://filer.livinginperu.com/features/img/chachapoya_mummy.jpg)
"MUMMY!"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3163/2771489580_116aed714f.jpg)
"Are you my mummy?"
(http://ninthdoctor.time-and-space.co.uk/coppermine/albums/doctorwho/empty/empty3/DW20051x09Empty618.jpg)
"If you want...."
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ap_Nadya_Suleman3_090206_mn.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/french130807PA_468x662.jpg)
*It's the best I could come up with, sorry.
Don't woory, it's not over 'til.....
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e157/andy_pipkin/vanessa.jpg)
they should try this and exercise more...
(http://www.mysupermarket.co.uk/Images/ExternalImages/ProductsDetailed/64/004564.jpg)
But be careful not to loose TOO much weight.....
(http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q180/Elisa_054/cinema/Harryhausen_jason_skeletons_08.jpg)
Hi boys, nice day for a jog isn't it?
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n270/wheresnadiegone/nicole.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on February 15, 2009, 07:19:05 PM
"If you want...."
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/US/ap_Nadya_Suleman3_090206_mn.jpg)
Side note, this is hands down one of the best responses ever. :bouncegiggle:
I didn't need to see that...
(http://artscene.textfiles.com/mirrors/GRAPE-DEMO-ARCHIVE/graphism/op/pixel/pixel-scared.png)
Sorry Doggett...let me correct your vision...the old fashioned way...
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t112/RedSabbathPhotos/Zombi2.gif)
"My glasses will keep you in line my boy!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/001947_18.jpg)
(Thanks for the compliment by the way, I do like to be 'Satirical')
My glasses somehow camouflage me...
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w254/JudithAnn7/clark_kent.gif)
"If we dress like Bogie, nobody'll notice we're green!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/mike2.jpg)
"What don't you f*cking understand...about secret identities..."
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q279/peter123_010/BATMAN%20BEGINS/The%20Dark%20Knight/dk0036cr8.jpg)
"If I just take off the mask, nobody will ever make the connection....."
(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o135/readthis_photos/movie%20fotos/ENTERMUS-SPIDERMAN-LIPS5.jpg)
I wish I had a mask to remove...
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg12/bigcypher90/2628334.jpg)
"I'm just the man to find out!"
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y272/Pix_Anon/Obits/colvin_jack.jpg)
Well get out there and cover it...I'll give you fifty bucks.
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f385/bleubleu/pornstache/spidermanugocom_jksimmons_jameson.jpg)
"I give the orders in here mate...."
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/keeleyson/rupert-murdoch.jpg)
Your yearly income is pocket change to me...
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii246/new-cash/bill-gates-impersonator.jpg)
"You're fired!"
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb260/phantom_knight1500/DonaldTrump001.jpg)
I like fire
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f149/onecoolsalvi/firestarter.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pryce-tnd1_1203349681.jpg)
I'm much more polite, and a lot nastier in a more adult fashion of course.
He'll have to pay the "Pryce" for that!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/brazil_l.jpg)
Poor Lowry can only escape into his dreams...
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/horrormovies/images/b/be/AliceJohnson.jpg)
Thankfully, he has THE DREAM MASTER on his side! >:D
Quote from: Mr. Briggs Inc. on February 15, 2009, 10:11:15 PM
Poor Lowry can only escape into his dreams...
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/horrormovies/images/b/be/AliceJohnson.jpg)
Thankfully, he has THE DREAM MASTER on his side! >:D
I saw that a few hours ago :buggedout:
The best bit was when the chick turned into...
(http://www.landcareresearch.co.nz/research/biosystematics/invertebrates/invertid/images/AmericanCockroach1.jpg)
That calls for a Pest Controller....
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/nakedlunch/nakedlunch4.jpg)
"I don't like pest controllers......because pest controllers don't like me."
(http://myspace-674.vo.llnwd.net/00735/47/63/735223674_l.jpg)
"You are under arrest Bodicker!"
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a143/grkunit28/robocop.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9a/Patlaborthemovie2006edit.png)
"The streets just got tougher...."
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/323519958_da5a88b653.jpg?v=0)
sugar cane... :wink:
(http://agriculturenews.net/Public/UploadedImages/Brief_en-2005927123426_sugar%20cane.jpg)
"Why yes!"
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r68/giancarletto/FILM/WILDER/500/500SomeLikeItHot10.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/flambada7.jpg)
She cannot dance the forbidden dance like I can.
(Picture courtesy of Andrew and Bad Movies)
You cannot dance like I can...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cM5vw5dzmtI/SLdGPfJBPGI/AAAAAAAAAyA/bquNBLTz_E0/s400/striptease.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gi-jane.jpg)
I'm more in touch with my masculine side, don't make me hurt you.
(http://www.follow-me-now.de/assets/images/Alien-3-2.jpg)
"You girls aren't getting it close enough."
(http://www.poster.net/khambatta-persis/khambatta-persis-photo-persis-khambatta-6233681.jpg)
"You don't compare to...ME, sure and begorrah!"
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j222/yerfdog777/Cebeb/Sinead_oconnor_BW.jpg)
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/gallery/bwhair/nportman.jpg)
(http://i462.photobucket.com/albums/qq350/lyndsie_blogpics/01rapunzel-sept24.jpg)
Long hair does have it's uses.....
(http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/9595/longhair11vf2.jpg)
That's not a dog, just hair shaped like one. :wink:
"Might just beat dalmatian?"
(http://msp297.photobucket.com/albums/mm220/AnnaMollyMadison/McCain/CruellaDeVille.jpg)
another scary Disney female character..
(http://www.jimhillmedia.com/mb/images/upload/ursula-2.jpg)
"If you're down here right, you tow the line or else!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/make_it_stop/Miscellaneous/60aquaman02.jpg)
This ocean isn't big enough for both of us pal...
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e242/hungsolo2k/namor.gif)
"Cool it boys, I'm in charge!"
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm254/hihidude/11_1_LotG_Sanders_Poseidon.jpg)
You all better get a grip
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p246/Hayes_024/Zeus.jpg)
"I like a challenge!"
(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii24/sweetleaf76/odin.jpg)
"yea! Seek me an ye shall find peace..."
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p246/z28lyger/southparkjesus.jpg)
"He's just a naughty boy!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/1banned-gal-life-of-brian.jpg)
Yes but naughty children are easily dealt with...
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w250/mayahi710/theBADBADSEED.jpg)
"I want you to imagine a BRICK WALL!"
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1044/534059178_f9326051d3.jpg?v=0)
Devil spawn or not...I like you just the way you are...
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c101/yanayo/mister-rogers.jpg)
"Sorry Mister, you're not in on this one!"
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd118/katiekat0619/Reservoir_Dogs.jpg)
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b32/spiffywonderboy/pix10.gif)
(http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj266/bsmmedia/bannerad2.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/92/Welcome_to_the_Real_World_CD_cover.JPG)
"We're thinking this is real life baby!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/SimpleMinds-RealLife.jpg)
(http://api.ning.com/files/z0oFJdsJ0jdaHGhOwW-cYfoXb*oN8vEMACXEujXDKS9O37di05dhvJ175Cy2HGofu9Byofq6W8jo8K3v*X0e3f28dMMgFoiA/PeterSellersBeingThere.jpg)
Simple minds can do great things...
Driven like a leaf in the breeze.....
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c89/pailhead/forrest_gump.jpg)
Uh how come you're such a slut Jenny?
(http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m393/bugman25/WWF%20the%20Original/forrest-gump-jenny-curran.jpg)
That's just the way life is, maybe....
(http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n177/beckyrisner/boxchocolates2.jpg)
Wonderful saying Forrest owes to his mother...whos found a new profession...
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l153/lclaycamp/sally-field-c1.jpg)
"A flying nun!"
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc225/Djafet/FatherJack.jpg)
Thats the least of your worries...
(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm220/halloween_22/KN2.jpg)
"I'd be more worried about undead Templers!"
(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x249/livingdead429/Noche-del-terror-zombies-1.jpg)
Good...finally we can keep the kids occupied...nevermind the warning by the way...
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w247/chocolatebunnypie/other/l_6ea32c2f6ec955848fbae435ed17dae2.jpg)
"I'm afraid that these Children are all too easily bored!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/thechildren6.jpg)
"SHHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!"
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s229/longjohnjohn05/arnold1.jpg)
"Have you considered poetry..."
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z15/frasles/DeadPoetsSociety-WhenIammakingbadmo.jpg)
Yeah...up ya nose with a rubba hose...
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l191/djpaulydub/barbarino.jpg)
"It'll take more than that to put it out son!"
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/29/52882480_9dbea96274.jpg?v=0)
"You also need some Ripple. Nothing like flaming Ripple. I call it flambipple."
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/183/376855842_be9c56c424.jpg?v=0)
Red, meet Redd.
"I know how to deal with REDS!"
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y190/dusty1215/Sirens%20photos/mccarthy.jpg)
"And I can handle McCarthy."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5d/EdgarBergenandCharlieMcCarthyStageDoorCanteen1.jpg)
(http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/b/blueraja.jpg)
(http://www.philosophyblog.com.au/images/crocodile-dundee-screenshot-you-call-that-a-knife11.jpg)
That's not a knife. This is a knife...technicaly sword... :wink:
(http://images.elfwood.com/art/i/r/irrimiri/lady_of_the_lake_small.jpg)
"Mine GIVES ME THE POWER!"
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b41/mrsquiggle2/He-Man1.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/PyramidHead.png)
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g191/Cowboy1212_1966/Romans-Knights-Warriors%203/aragorn.jpg)
(http://www.movieprop.com/xenaswordchakrum2.jpg)
"You're stoned!"
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j182/RondoMcSpudd/gorgon2088.jpg)
Fantasy creatures should stick together...
(http://photos16.flickr.com/22350911_5b24ca9991_o.jpg)
Here comes trouble....
(http://s190.photobucket.com/albums/z257/americanwildlife/Mammal/Z-minette-orca1.jpg)
*Insert Free Willy joke here...
Sorry. Wrong Wales...
(http://www.backpackertours.co.uk/britain_uk_england_tours/graphics/Wales_flag_large.jpg)
"That dragons had it!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v35/Blue_Thunder/StGeorge.jpg)
(http://wolfinlondon.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/st-georges-flag.jpg)
Geroge beat the Dragon.
Sorry, Welsh posters. It's nothing personal, honest. :wink:
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg18/trishaj1987/Mel-Gibson---Lethal-Weapon-Photogra.jpg)
(http://pics.hollywoodrag.com/gallery3/images/mel_gibson_drunk1_medium.jpg)
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p55/stevepsanchez/chips-eric20estrada.jpg)
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00493/SNN2431Z-682_493446a.jpg)
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a297/BlackRider27/mr-potato-head-web.jpg)
There's a family resemblance
(http://eduentrepreneurship.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/cheers_cliff.jpg)
"Cheers!"
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e50/adnams74/staal.jpg)
Head like a Christmas pud'
(http://www.figgys.co.uk/figgys-puddings.jpg)
Better seasonal fare!
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g237/Bud_Ramone/24171_MincePies_l.jpg)
How can you have any pudding (or pie) if you don't eat your meat?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/Oven_roasted_brine-soaked_turkey.jpg/800px-Oven_roasted_brine-soaked_turkey.jpg)
"That turkey got eaten, ha, ha, ha , ha, ha ha!"
(http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s69/pookisue/TV/woody.jpg)
(http://www.draglist.com/artman/uploads/press_releases/csc_75th_logo.jpg)
"We've left them well behind Michael!"
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h71/ogotek/kitt_vorne_1.jpg)
Yeah, well this car can get to the finish line before it's even built.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9b/Delorean5.jpg/800px-Delorean5.jpg)
"Who needs wheels when you can just walk through!"
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f179/heidischave/time_tunnel.jpg)
"Hello. Having a spot of difficulty finding our way home? Perhaps I can be of assistance."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a8/Tombakersunderland.jpg/396px-Tombakersunderland.jpg)
"Er yes, We've totally messed up evolution!"
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l16/f_xlans1/So4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/PRIM_helen_400x400.jpg)
Only by accident, I mess it up on purpose.
(http://marathon.bungie.org/story/_images/evolution_happypfhor.jpg)
"We're livin' it man!"
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b276/That70sPhoto/geico-cavemen-restaurant.jpg)
All life stared as a single cell organism...
(http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/jmi0076l.jpg)
Millenia later, vast oceams teemed with primative primative fish.....
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c30/explodingkinetoscope/motc_coelacanth.jpg)
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g190/beedubelhue/humanoidsdeep7.jpg)
"We're king of the underwater raiders and we've got ray guns!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/7.jpg)
King of the underwear raiders?
(http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?action=dlattach;attach=1250;type=avatar)
"This can only be a job for...."
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c240/rohr2016/captain-underpants_logo.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/picar1.gif)
Unless your name is Trevor, you're out of uniform young man, and you're headed for trouble.
"I'm the Romulan version of you!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/StarTrek_Nemesis_560x330_MCDSTTR_PA.jpg)
(http://www.gkskaggs.com/images/product_romulan.gif)
Captain James T Kirk will quickly dispose of that ale...
(http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/drunks/kirk_saurian.jpg)
"Drinking alcohol is not logical, Captain. Now you must die."
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/2125/stamoktimef262f7dxn9.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
"That's my haircut!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1e/Horowitzmosesphoto.jpg)
The pudding bowl cut...
(http://images.replacements.com/images/images5/china/G/tg_green_england_cornish_blue_white_shield_tg_green_pudding_bowl_P0000029934S0055T2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ws2.jpg)
We don't need a bowl to cut your hair.
You don't even need to cut your hair at all.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/hair.jpg)
I am beard master.
(http://kungfuconservative.com/wordpress/post_images/pai_mei.jpg)
(http://artofmanliness.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/zztop.jpg)
Beard and pigtails!
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc210/weng1107/willie-nelson-reggae-300.jpg)
Old Willie needs some education...
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w231/sunshine247365/Sunshine%20Daydream/73ee.jpg)
I think it's WAY too late for these two....
(http://msp283.photobucket.com/albums/kk313/DanicaPeyton/Cheech-And-Chong.jpg)
I didn't inhale...
(http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r169/funkhouse9/Myspace_People_To_Meet/BillClinton.jpg)
"You'd better not!"
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h61/sindlinger/Hillary-Clinton-Large-10.jpg)
(http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt59/Lion84Heart/clinton.gif)
"Interesting!"
(http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj114/BuzzDiggity1/bill.jpg)
"WE'LL DO IT LIVE!"
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee316/Mexicano272/bill-oreilly-flips-out.jpg)
"Now, now!"
(http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r228/roxyc317/al_franken_lg.jpg)
(http://www.ghostbustershq.com/media/storybook/Egon-book.jpg)
Who you gonna call ?
"We'll bust that mean ole ghost (or probably Mr Dimsdale, the proprietor with an old sheet over his head!)"
(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd25/surfergirlxoxo/scooby-doo.jpg)
Don't worry gang, I'll just annoy him away...
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w41/l0ver1y/graphics/scrappy.jpg)
"I'm way more annoying!"
(http://www.thearchetypalconnection.com/images/Pee%20Wee.jpg)
you're more than that...
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i220/B_Dubbicus/pee-wee-herman.jpg)
"What a man does with his right hand is his own business"
(http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_6_22_2006_14_32_29/hand1.jpg3d703adb-7004-49e2-be8a-2ee681a05426Large.jpg)
If he can keep those hands under control!
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f277/si86/list/dr-strangelove.jpg)
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g237/michaelalan24/HandsAcrossAmerica.jpg)
But Ash's wasn't in a charitable mood!
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e315/tomthedog2/tn_Horror--EvilDead2.jpg)
Other people's limbs have a mind of their own...
(http://blog.seattlepi.nwsource.com/theoenanist/library/legs.JPG)
"Aw, It's what inside that really matters!"
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/ZOMBIE-DANCE/shc.gif)
You might not want to know about what's inside...
(http://www.otherlandtoys.co.uk/images/thing3.jpg)
Hey...thats my name pal...
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l92/MaBandit29/Fantastic%20Four%20the%20Movie/281fre2.jpg)
Amazing, a 'Thing' that lives in a swamp....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v203/earthelemental99/SwampThing/SwampThing_Night.jpg)
How about two "Things" for the price of one...
(http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo333/wouldubemine12/WERLKUAUASKLDYFGHwd-1.jpg)
One of this 'Thing' is more than enough!
(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m94/virgil_CRO/sg043006-arness3.jpg)
How about an "IT"
(http://i542.photobucket.com/albums/gg410/roberto_073/theclown.jpg)
"I think I've got 'It''!"
(http://i458.photobucket.com/albums/qq309/zerdiyi/ext0.jpg)
Ok, "IT" covered...how about a "Who"
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj134/_tmr/Grinch-cartoon-06.jpg)
How about ten of them!
(http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g89/billie33gd/Doctor%20Who/Dr.Who.jpg)
Them!
(http://lumiere.ens.fr/~alphapsy/blog/images/21701757_them_lg.jpg)
I don't have any of THEM, but I can give you one of THOSE.
(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o134/brettrules1980/paul.jpg)
How about THESE?
(http://www.incrediblecontent.com/tgpgalleries/6.16.08/mgp/moms/kayla1/media/1.jpg)
(http://www.myboobsite.com/photos/bigboobgem_01.jpg)
Mine are bigger...and I've got a nicer smile!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/petergraves18.jpg)
They must be a mutation, undoubtedly caused by lingering radiation from the first atomic bomb test.
"Or possibly the work of a 'brainy' alien criminal!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/brainarous.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/fightingoverolivia.jpg)
The axe didn't work, this time use your gun John !
"Get Victor McLaglan to take care of it!"
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1155/585268135_feb8c72b68_o.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gd-21.jpg)
The Thuggies have appointed a new, tougher leader....
(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n302/mrdiff/More%20Brad/MolaRam3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/3486-9434.gif)
Junior! Stop fooling around and get on with it! You have at least two more of these movies to make!
"And we'll still find the grail first!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/monty-python.jpg)
Giant Rabbits!!!!
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w109/riotone38/night_lepus01.jpg)
(https://www.demongraphics.co.uk/images/playboy-bunny-head.jpg)
"I want hasenpfeffer!"
(http://www.yosemite-sam.net/Sam/Animated-Cartoons/Shiskabugs-09.JPG)
"What the *&^% is that!"
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g161/defrostindoors/horses_in_the_news/gordon_ramsay_1.jpg)
"What the @#@&* is television coming to?"
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IlwcTx9Q628/R96Pj_3V90I/AAAAAAAABec/k6mXI1d9pq0/s400/Mary_Whitehouse.jpg)
"This sort of thing!"
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q243/howaboutnor/jerry-springer-1.jpg)
The Medium is the Message
(http://a.parsons.edu/~cjeong/majorstudio/images/interaction47.png)
"There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission. If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume. If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper. We will control the horizontal. We will control the vertical. We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur or sharpen it to crystal clarity. "
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l19/mookietxdj/misc%20debris/outer-limits-screen-capture.jpg)
(http://expedientmeans.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/the-twilight-zone.jpeg)
(http://cs-people.bu.edu/shoffman/pics/tfds/darkside.gif)
(http://www.tvjab.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ayaotdtitle.jpg)
"No man, I'm dancing in it!"
(http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm262/martagodinhopw/bruce_springsteen.jpg)
"Oh oh oh, you're on fire."
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/86616191_f267fc7fa5.jpg?v=0)
"Emergency!"
(http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii99/firebox21/backdraft.jpg)
"Not so fast, guys. That's our title."
(http://dee-ayy.freeservers.com/johnnyroy.jpg)
Sorry to 'Welsh' on you American boyos....
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff75/Nate_dogg712/250px-FiremanSam.jpg)
Everybody knows the real hosers are in Canada, eh.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/Bob_and_Doug.jpg)
More conventional perhaps....
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l182/faithful_deception/cast.jpg)
More traditional.
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y102/shawcross/nelsoneddyjeanettemacdonald.jpg)
More action.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Northwest_Mounted_Police_5x7.jpg)
More laughs.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/DoRightCast.JPG)
Curlier.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/3801051010A.jpg)
Choralier!
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/110/different26rqcu3.jpg)
Steelier.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/4576.jpg)
Sports Entertainment----ier...
(http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll220/darkeviltwisted/WWE/quebeckers1.jpg)
When it come to sunglasses...
(http://soupisnotafingerfood.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/blues-brothers.jpg)
"Pro bono publico, allegedly!"
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y137/CherryBlossom800/bono.jpg?t=1192453129)
I wear my sunglasses in the evening...
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg120/starlikerbab/thcoeryhart1.jpg)
(http://www.miami-vice.org/pictures/donjohnson/05.jpg)
"Afraid of being blinded by the light eh!"
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l34/wobgob/photo79a.jpg)
this is what happens if you wear them at night...
(http://kereta.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/night-3.jpg)
There isn't always a choice....
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i96/itabanca/ida/they_drive_by_night.jpg)
Fly by night...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cudK8MwW64I/SQKKW3gx54I/AAAAAAAAHiA/lYX_ht6uuJE/s400/Bats-2.jpg)
These ones are even battier.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/nightwing.jpg)
Did I hear my name?
(http://i327.photobucket.com/albums/k472/NextGen/Zero%20Grid/grayson7.jpg)
Here's your girl...
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k256/chrysalde/huntress.jpg)
"Come and join us (We could use a hand)!"
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z71/cancercapricorn2002/nightbreed1.jpg)
Clive thought of us first...
(http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k367/bleeding_skull69/cenobites.jpg)
Another Clive Classic!
(http://i152.photobucket.com/albums/s189/DylanBeshel/rawheadrex-1.jpg)
Rawhead...meet your more irritable cousin...
(http://i328.photobucket.com/albums/l335/ermukka/jurassic_park_movie_image_t_rex__1_.jpg)
Rex, meet Rex!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v518/BarnabasFrid/Rex_Harrison.jpg)
How about some music?
(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm140/biohazard_custom_paint/music%20posters/TRex.gif)
Yeah!
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t110/99shadesofgrey/David%20Bowie/DavidBowie_Sukita25.jpg)
(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj12/jaxskins/treat.jpg)
"Sorry Son, candy's finished!"
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e70/Zipothevamp/AliceCooper.jpg)
(http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee356/Rivamarsh/VHS%20cover%20art%201/RocktoberBlooda.jpg)
"The band were a bit slow on their feet, the vocals were a little mumbled but at least the show went on!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/0903/cookie_giver/Hard-Rock-Zombies-Poster-C10134809.jpg)
"All of you are the equivalent to musical wallpaper..."
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff299/CupcakeDarling/simon_cowell.jpg)
"There, that'll keep you out of mischief for a while (I hope!)"
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h297/smilingallie/AMERICAN_IDOL.jpg)
"Simon tied up...ooooooh my prayers have been answered..."
(http://i562.photobucket.com/albums/ss64/cathy1017/Young%20Clay/Concerts_2edb_Clay-Aiken.jpg)
"We'll, opposites do attract!"
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e118/actionali/PaulaAbdulOppositesAttractC.jpg)
Straight Up.
(http://www.designofsignage.com/application/symbol/hospital/image/600x600/arrow-up.jpg)
"Sorry, gotta "Rush, rush!"
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w263/valou44/KR/kr32we.jpg)
(http://www.jennifer-rush.com/releases/collections/THE%20POWER%20OF%20JENNIFER%20RUSH%201991/the%20power%20of%20jennifer%20rush.jpg)
Alien powers are no match for The Power Of Love :wink:
Did somebody say Rush?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/46/Rush-in-concert.jpg)
Watch out...this guy below gets high on you and the space he invades he gets by on you...
(http://i257.photobucket.com/albums/hh221/fullscope/tom.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/Darcey321/hf.jpg)
A better adventure...
(http://idata.over-blog.com/1/17/41/45/suite-III/buckaroo_banzai_x.jpg)
Something a little more continental.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/The_Adventures_of_Tintin_TV.jpg)
(http://www.herousa.com/pictures/%7BE38FC862-1412-4E99-B822-71D73A3CF2A8%7D_tins_lg.jpg)
You have to be a real berry man to eat all that.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Michael_Berryman_2007.png/463px-Michael_Berryman_2007.png)
A more 'Rock N'Roll sort of 'Berry'!
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i185/pedro6278/ChuckBerryPromo1.jpg)
(http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q315/kimandchris2/Myspace%20Graphics/Cartoon%20Graphics/StrawberryShortcake.gif)
The Raspberries prefer power pop.....
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e232/tradergoatee/raspberries.jpg)
Cream goes good with berries...
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k35/rocknroll_se7en/225px-Cream_band.jpg)
Popcorn goes better with a good 'bad movie' though.....
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y99/massofmetal/Hot_Butter__Popcorn.jpg)
What if you mixed the two...hmmmmm...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/popcornposter.jpg)
It's obtaining the raw materials that's the difficult bit.......
(http://i214.photobucket.com/albums/cc221/MDK08/children_of_the_corn.jpg)
Better send in some positive role models...
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk110/ikaro48/Mary-Poppins-mv03.jpg)
Who loosen up the the behaviour improves....
(http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q72/giorgina24/giorgetv/nanny_narrowweb__300x3850.jpg)
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p242/jjetao/Celebrities%20Misc/Nanny_Fran_Drescher.jpg)
Some places take a far harsher line with children...
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/grimmronin/Other/childcatcher1.jpg)
"I'm not afraid of you!"
(http://img365.imageshack.us/img365/3796/verucasalt721ee2b.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)
(Veruca Salt)
(http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper890/stills/4369a387dc2b9-66-2.jpg)
Heyyy...nice name, kid. Mind if we borrow it?
Let's sweeten things up a little bit!
(http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn274/Oldone3pp/archies.jpg)
Lousy, pinko teenagers ain't woithy o' dat name.
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d57/Vibiana/TV%20Screenshots/ArchieBunker.jpg)
"I know my way around bunkers!"
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/jbcooper79/tiger_woods_golf_world_championship.jpg)
"And I know how to handle tigers."
(http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/1027/mowgli3cn1.gif)
looks kinda like..
(http://www.doubledeckerbuses.org/nuttinbut/media/blogs/Nuttin'%20But%20Pimp%20$$$$/DoraThe-ExplorerPosters.jpg)
(http://www.insidesocal.com/friendlyfire/border%20fence.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Thief-Baghdad.jpg)
Little one, I have a magic carpet that can fly you over that puny fence.
Pick on someone your own size...
(http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/daryl_hannah_huge.jpg)
"Come to papa."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/The_Amazing_Colossal_Man.jpg)
(http://www.dimaggio.org/images/Heretic/Humour/50FtChristAttack.jpg)
Beat this!!!
"Naughty!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/1banned-gal-life-of-brian.jpg)
He's nice now, he's changed his image...
(http://i319.photobucket.com/albums/mm471/brady137/buddy_christ.jpg)
Public image HAS always been important.....
(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd151/OdRodyssey/MadMen_fillin.jpg)
You call those madmen? Where's the axe?
(http://www.thecollectorsedge.com/images/madman2.jpg)
An axe is so old-fashioned.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/TheTexasChainSawMassacre-poster.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/15_34142077.jpg)
I can eat a whole cruise ship, now that's a massacre.
These can also sink ships...
(http://afishblog.com/wp-admin/images/striped%20iceberg.jpg)
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x278/bleedxxxlipstick/loose_lips.jpg)
Blame this guy...
(http://i11.tinypic.com/505a0xi.jpg)
Quote from: The DarkSider on February 25, 2009, 12:18:35 PM
(http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x278/bleedxxxlipstick/loose_lips.jpg)
I bet you were waiting for a RATT related response from me DS, weren't you? :teddyr:
Quote from: doggett on February 25, 2009, 03:49:05 PM
Blame this guy...
(http://i11.tinypic.com/505a0xi.jpg)
Leave him to me!
(http://knihovna.ruler.cz/wp-content/uploads/350px-lugosi_octopus.jpg)
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l311/purplehaze_013/octop***y.jpg)
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/07/24/bond460.jpg)
p***y Galore.
Typing it into Google images was a unnerving experience....
Alotta Fagina
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff237/pinkyply123456/FabianaUdenio_K11.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/humanoidsdeep7.jpg)
I prefer to find my women at the beach, but a hot tub works just as well for me.
A pet for this guy...
(http://www.badmovies.org/tvshows/stingray/hostages/hostages_cap1.jpg)
(http://blog.capcom.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/harvey.jpg)
Daaaaad!! I told you not to come here; you're embarrassing me!
"Diiiiiiiive!!!"
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l114/TigerKevENG/2486231.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Supernatural_CastielUriel_gal.jpg)
We have wings too, but you really don't want us to take them out.
"Such things must be earned my boys!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/WondLife.jpg)
Who bothers to earn anything? Just take it!
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/angels.jpg)
I am the law! And I say stealing is wrong!
Punishment? Death!
(http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww7/Slayer66_bucket/judge-dredd-simon-bisley.jpg)
"This time Dredd, I am the law."
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v467/mc1juve/CW_Hershey.jpg)
The imperial magistrate finds you innocent.....That's bad.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/__rdaeR1UKu4/SC-lV1gCOxI/AAAAAAAAABU/FRZgvUucFzU/s400/tfmovie7.jpg)
Unicron's found your planet. That's VERY bad!
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p320/Galileo908/unicron.jpg)
I found the off switch :wink:
(http://shop.razor.com/images/P/MX350_on_switch_lg.jpg)
"Oops, Ive flicked it back on again!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/tickle.jpg)
We've got a bit more reach.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/98/Green_Slime.jpg)
Prepare to be dragged under!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/22/25973851_5c396232ea.jpg?v=0)
talk about being dragged...
(http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00341/Ed_imageSNF14BIZF_2_341843a.jpg)
:wink:
This guy could eat Lily for breakfast!
(http://i374.photobucket.com/albums/oo189/marikishadelao/divine.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/TOS_Arlene_Martel.jpg)
Real alien woman, and much better looking.
Here you go love, but I can't help but think this isn't the drink you really want?!"
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2005/2369157986_03d41ca934.jpg)
(http://www.totalhair.net/hair-styles/Celebrity-Hairstyles-Women/Lydia-Hearst/lydia-hearst-033120.jpg)
Rule Supreme!
(http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb304/dynamite_1985_2003/21.jpg)
(http://www.littlecaesarstn.com/supreme_pizza.jpg)
"That looks most bodacious dude!"
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii178/albertonofx/ninja_turtles.jpg)
bodacious babe...
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/69790436/April_O__Neil_by_shibamura_prime.png)
"Focus your thoughts....."
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v125/chiefbroom/Meister-Splinter.jpg)
"My thoughts are focused - on wine! And finding a cherry boy."
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dwutang/dwutang2.jpg)
Cherry Pie is better....
(http://albumcovers.toomanyvoices.com/img/warrant-cherryPie.jpg)
(http://www.brooklandsvideo.com/51ZN7uNKr3L._SS500_.jpg)
"Get back to work!"
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6hDZt1e0ofY/SMHyUapBLhI/AAAAAAAABSw/IsVOypmkWtw/s200/vic-tayback.jpg)
"Don't forget the coffee as well!"
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l191/thejealousgirlfriends/Kyle_MacLachlan_Twin_Peaks.jpg)
"My name is practically synonymous with coffee."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e8/Tim_Horton_-_Toronto_Maple_Leafs_-_LAC_E002343748.jpg)
"If you want milk, try the refridgerator...."
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/pic2.jpg)
That doesn't look like my home...
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j278/aprilzta/zoul.jpg)
(http://www.darkover.it/00sb/fotomie/sigourney.jpg)
Are you the KeyMaster?
"No, I'm Dark Helmet, but people say I look like the Key Master."
(http://heystupid.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/dark_helmet_angry.jpg)
"We'll get round him no problem!"
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o168/VixenofVenus/RS%20Shots/spaceballs2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-15.jpg)
I've got more talent, I'm better looking, and my entrance is not as gross as your guy's.
"Keep your song and dance routines, we are OPERA!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/macca05.jpg)
The Eye movie.....very bad movie
(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Eye_The/the_eye_movie_poster_jessica_alba.jpg)
Whoops! A random, disconnected image!
(http://lemonodor.com/images/cgr/old/random-cgr.gif)
Sorry, we broke the thread; I'll call the repairman...
"What seems to be the trouble?"
(http://www.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3076769/2/istockphoto_3076769-plumber-butt.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-16.jpg)
This one's much bigger.
And inhabited!
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w239/Tremorw/graboid.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/Sandwormmouth.jpg)
"Death, here is thy sting!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/blackscorpion/blackscorpion6.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3581/3329532790_4f6954df83.jpg?v=0)
No match for a moth this size!
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii247/selahann/mothra9au.jpg)
That's not a moth, it's one of these with wings...
(http://reparent.blog.uvm.edu/images/mogwai_tv.jpg)
Sometimes the B-Movie clones are even more fun.....
(http://i461.photobucket.com/albums/qq335/DawnoftheLeatherface/horpic1.jpg)
(http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr211/spicant/spray.jpg)
(http://images.elfwood.com/art/j/p/jpucci/imp3.jpg)
Come on; trolls, gremlins...everyone knows that IMPS are much cuter!
What, no love for Goblins?
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h257/drmungmung/Fantasy%20Logos/GreenGoblinsLogo350.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/13/Gobstoppers.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-17.jpg)
Everlasting gobstoppers are okay, but leave my fizzie lifting drink alone or else something bad may occur.
This guy is less of a Wonka and more of a w*nker...
(http://upload.moldova.org/movie/actors/a/adam_sandler/thumbnails/tn2_adam_sandler_2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/burt-reynolds-longest-yard-photogra.jpg)
I was a tougher player in the original and I'm still tougher, which why I'm the coach in the remake.
And now I am KING...
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/KingKonried.jpg)
...in an Uwe Boll film.
But not the BURGER KING!
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g18/kimberzy3/pictures/burger_king_babes_2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/galleryimage_image_319.jpg)
A real king performs kingly deeds, he does not sell hamburgers.
She could teach him a thing or two...
(http://www.sheshen-eceni.co.uk/images/true%20warrior%20queen%20bk01.jpg)
"Aim for the chariot Julius! These new chariots and ballistae of hardest iron that appeared during the storm will gain us the day!"
(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii27/jacksdad3/RomanLegion.gif)
"Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in for me!"
(https://s.p10.hostingprod.com/@spyblog.org.uk/ssl/mol/images/Kenneth_Williams_Infamy_Infamy_Theyve_All_Got_It_In_For_Me.jpg)
"I come here to bury Caesar, not to praise him" "Sotto voce And by Jupiter Brutus hasn't a prayer!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/juliuscaesarantony2.jpg)
Oh, Anthony:
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/702cleopatra.jpg)
"The triple pillar of the world transformed
Into a strumpet's fool."
"I won at Actium and became the first Emperor!"
(http://i217.photobucket.com/albums/cc17/rocky-10/Jan%2009/augustus-prima-head.jpg)
To be succeeded by this little charmer:
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/caligula-with-malcolm-mcdowell.jpg)
Rome was eventually overrun by Alaric...
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/enemiesrome_gallery_1.jpg)
And Constantine moved the whole operation to Turkey.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Rome-Capitole-StatueConstantin.jpg/450px-Rome-Capitole-StatueConstantin.jpg)
The Byzantine Empire eventually fell to the Ottomans....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Constantinople.gif)
(http://www.interiordestiny.com/store/images/category/Axis-Ottoman-Bella-Glamour.jpg)
Yeah! I rule! Woo!
And the Swedish more or less conquered them.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7f/Ikea_multistory_Leeds.jpg/800px-Ikea_multistory_Leeds.jpg)
Ooh termites!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/termites.jpg)
Thermite
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6f/ThermiteFe2O3.JPG/773px-ThermiteFe2O3.JPG)
A somewhat larger explosion!
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a207/ShowKase/1192164578674.jpg)
An even bigger bomb!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3f/Pluto_Nash.jpg/404px-Pluto_Nash.jpg)
LOOK OUT HE HAS BACKUP FIREPOWER!
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll193/girbakalim/1meet_dave-400.jpg)
They just keep on coming!
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/2007/norbit1.jpg)
Hit The Deck!
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh298/mrtallywacker/movies/nutty_professor_2.jpg)
"Call the police!"
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z254/Shortiee004/BeverlyHillsCop.jpg)
Better get a partner...
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg17/dahly_72/Movies/48hrs.gif)
These two require a different approach....
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f75/basilsblog/TradingPlaces/Mortimer12.jpg)
Hoza Bout dance partners...?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/cid_0dc301c7bf00a4cb4a800100000aTOS.gif)
"Try to keep up gentlemen!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v250/esajoh/FredAstaireGingerRogersRio33_Gazell.jpg)
Way too tame...you need to spice it up a bit...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/flambada/flambada7.jpg)
(pic borrowed from Andrew's review of The Forbidden Dance Is Lambada...read now!)
"Too clean!"
(http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn212/MalinaL/Dirty-Dancing.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 08, 2009, 09:15:58 PM
Hoza Bout dance partners...?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/cid_0dc301c7bf00a4cb4a800100000aTOS.gif)
Great response!
Too Hoffy...
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p280/yvanriet/hoff.gif)
"Get back here Michael, we've have to catch rampaging high-level criminals who operate above the law!"
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h71/ogotek/kitt_vorne_1.jpg)
I think I've heard your voice before but I can't place it...
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a12/EinTheDarkOutlaw/comments/william_daniels1.jpg)
No, it all just took place in a young lad's mind.....
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j87/jemstar18/239429166_6a3e9f7fa3.jpg)
This is in a kid's head too...!!!
(http://i700.photobucket.com/albums/ww8/mikeshu/RobotMonsterBlackandWhite2.jpg)
They certainly had weird nocturnal mental activity back in the Fifties!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg1/manishboy_photos/Movie%20Posters/Invaders_from_marsposter.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on March 08, 2009, 09:47:50 PM
They certainly had weird nocturnal mental activity back in the Fifties!
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg1/manishboy_photos/Movie%20Posters/Invaders_from_marsposter.jpg)
I was gaonna post that one! But I went with Robot Monster! Cool!
Me response...this guy soitanly got the mental capacity...!
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a375/Machria11/Misc/6ddd748d.jpg)
A shining example of the inverse ratio between the size of the brain and the size of the tongue....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/brainiac.jpg)
This Brain won't die!
(http://i613.photobucket.com/albums/tt215/felicianoexamples/brain_that_wouldnt_die.jpg)
Alien brains can wreak havoc!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/brainarous.jpg)
"More brains..."
(http://i467.photobucket.com/albums/rr38/oldmanrivers_photos/return.jpg)
Worse things fester in the sewers!
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f140/bdawgg/chud.jpg)
Yes indeed...
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg17/jenni_fromtexas/It-PennywiseinSewer.jpg)
(http://i310.photobucket.com/albums/kk429/Plzd2Liquor/gacy.gif)
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i150/baqnblaq2003/Killerclownsfromouterspace.jpg)
The fictional variety are vastly preferable......
"AM I a clown? Do I amuse you?"
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa312/phillycheesesteak726/JoePesci-large.jpg)
"Yes!"
(http://i84.photobucket.com/albums/k31/pidipidi/movie%20screens/8fmv3fn.png)
DIE!!! DIE ULTRA CUTE BRAT!!!!!
(http://i490.photobucket.com/albums/rr269/sentres/poster-childrenofthedamned.jpg)
Remember kids, just keep thinking about:
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t46/GoodOldBob/brickwall.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-187.jpg)
The Yancy Street Gang was meaner than you shmoes!
I can take him!
(http://www.maracing.com/family/garage/jackhammer.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/tiger-07-large.jpg)
You'll need something bigger for this tiger
(http://i158.photobucket.com/albums/t84/theclinteastwoodarchive/kelly1.jpg)
(http://www.cadburygiftsdirect.co.uk/images_versions_larger/7100.jpg)
Ozzymandias Speaks: Kelly's Heroes and sugary sweets = Mike Curb Congregation.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51H2D4MANRL._SS500_.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
(http://celeb9.com/blog/uploaded_images/2008/07/high-school-musical.jpg)
Yo! That's way cool! Word, y'all!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/18/23986088_8d75e00978.jpg?v=0)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monty1.jpg)
Ah, the days of yore when men were men and they wore tights!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Robin-Hood-Tights-bh01.jpg)
A little too tight :bluesad:
(http://www.wiggle.co.uk/images/dhb-3-4-b-tights-ss07.jpg)
"Our tight slacks give us great bulges with which to cruise and swing!"
(http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/dinosaur-plant/wildandcrazy.jpg)
(http://i456.photobucket.com/albums/qq285/mynextrace/cyclingpeace_peloton.jpg)
(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44118000/jpg/_44118520_bikerinprocession416.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/grindhouse-planet-terror-biker-c-1.jpg)
Two against the world, baby. Two against the world.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bwpulpf2fd2.jpg)
I want your chopper, ask Zed what happens to people who don't give me what I want.
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t61/hermogene/.jpg)
(http://www.criterionlicensing.com/images/Scan_01_Biker%20Mice%20from%20Mars_8x10_RGB_BG_TX%20copy.gif)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/Wez7.jpg)
Mice? We kill them! Kill them! Kill them! Kill! Kill!
The guy in blue did kill the crew...
(http://static.dave.uktv.co.uk/site_media/images/uploaded/2009/03/11/Broadcast-large.jpg)
However Kryten's Nonobots stole the ship (and rebuilt it later).....
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m43/alvaraenodoz/nanobots.jpg)
Sadly, by that time, this chick had joined our "heroes"
(http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Dunes/4572/koch6.jpg)
SHE was the alternative....
(http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/database/gelfs/images/Kinitawowi1.jpg)
hey baby...
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s273/giturshadow/chaka.jpg)
"It's true!"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3348669280_e1bb33871e.jpg?v=0)
(http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j32/cazleng/img51-1.gif)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/Exiter.jpg)
"We have a stowaway?!"
(http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/3959/007rq4.jpg)
That's it, Scruffy. Go for the pants.
(http://www.disabledsportseasternsierra.org/20060727dog_team/20060727dog_team8686crww350hq.jpg)
"If he sees this, he'll get distraced!"
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x194/yorkiegirl_bucket/yorkiesandabone.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/339368669_0147bfc27c.jpg)
Distract...which, exactly?
"Whatever one that can hear the voice that just keeps calling Me!"
(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd195/larry2114/wimg_littlesthobo-04_hobo.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on March 14, 2009, 07:10:06 PM
"Whatever one that can hear the voice that just keeps calling Me!"
(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd195/larry2114/wimg_littlesthobo-04_hobo.jpg)
Karma. I don't think there are too many Canadians my age who didn't watch the Hobo as kids.
Anyway, even with his fabled resourcefulness, he won't last long when these nuts get their hands on him.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_L-O37X6d440/RwTaNIcIbpI/AAAAAAAAATc/e3ys_tZ5ocg/s320/peta_logo.gif)
Thanks!
"I must have fur, I don't care who complains!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v24/Green13/animated/Cruella-De-Vil-B-web.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_NjMk_5og2WY/SakxAK4HusI/AAAAAAAABDg/yoQVFrxPf_o/s400/glenn_close_102_dalmatians_005.jpg)
Stand down, paint job; I'm the only De Vil around here!
Oh yeah? And I'm prettier!
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa76/nikkie_majors/cc.jpg)
(uh...CC DeVille...)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/crossroadsbattle.jpg)
Ralph, as the "Guitar Hero", strikes back
He doesn't have a prayer....
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o307/Lisa426w/BANDS/hendrix-jimi-photo-jimi-hendrix-622.jpg)
1 Dead hippy vs. 2 Dead punks...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-188.jpg)
'Damned' but still living.....
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c124/kisxdNteeth/Damned.jpg)
Guess I gotta let loose the Godfather of Punk...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-189.jpg)
Godfather of Soul!
(http://i151.photobucket.com/albums/r46/lumobarb/jamesbrown_dance.jpg)
There can be only one black Godfather...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/769207243_413dd1a0f1.jpg)
Who's in for a shock 'cause He's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about!
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/thehousenextdoor/2007/White%20Power/Shaft_Movie.jpg)
I gotta 'shaft' for 'em...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-190.jpg)
"No man, too FLY for you!"
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o173/romancelvm/Superfly.jpg)
Too fly? ...not for this guy...the original flyboy...!
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u80/Absurdeyes/1698_Return-of-the-Fly_226.jpg)
Sadly he just got caught up in this guy's web!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/krull/krull7.jpg)
*Photo thanks to the review on this site
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/krullslayers2.jpg)
"You're in the wrong movie foul fiends!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/hawkslayer/hawkslayer6.jpg)
*Picture thanks to review on this site.
"Go home Dad. You're too loaded to operate."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/Jacklost.PNG)
"And THEY think they're stranded!?"
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/thehousenextdoor/2007/Robinson%20Crusoe%20on%20Mars/cap923.jpg)
"Not as stranded as I am! Oh, the pain!"
(http://slattern23.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/doctor-smith2.jpg)
"You cannae beam him up Captain!"
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/PhotozOnline/Scotty.jpg)
"Hey, like, he's not Scottish, eh!"
(http://www.snd.org/canadablog/uploaded_images/mckenzie-773952.JPG)
"See You Jimmy, Ah AM!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/russabbot0709_228x411.jpg)
(http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/Previews/Mork-Mindy-tv-03.jpg)
Stand down, Earth Boy; it takes flair to wear these suspenders!
Wrong type of braces....
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z154/misscrew2/misscrew4/ugly-betty-america-ferrera.jpg)
"Hey baby. You're just my type."
(http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/3191/k152020jawsko7.jpg)
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/moonraker017.jpg)
But will she still love him when he looks like this
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Movie-6-The-Phantom-Planet-02.jpg)
"I would."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/BTCoonhnd.jpg)
"That's a-okay, I've git ma own!"
(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f85/PunkMonk1021/0ff6d5a6.jpg)
"I saw him first!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killershrews/killershrews4.jpg)
"I'm a SUPERSTAR, not a b-movie icon!"
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/winnerbaldwin/roland1.jpg)
"I'm THE Superstar."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7d/Superstar_Billy_Graham.jpg/450px-Superstar_Billy_Graham.jpg)
"That's no moon....!!"
(http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g214/highway_star_pics/death-star-1-1.jpg)
Its the back of this guy's head :wink:
(http://www.bumpervaluecomedy.co.uk/renfre15.gif)
What a difference automated gender realignment can make....
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r148/lankyboyhalliday/holly_hunting_3.jpg)
Holly in Shakespeare.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/images/320/normanlovett.jpg)
Oh boy...
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/HOFFnPEERS.jpg)
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y184/Endo42/hoff.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IrsRnkYBb-U/SKZfXSYcchI/AAAAAAAABFw/gxJltQGR4p4/s400/SBSP03.BMP)
Bob is not spongeworthy
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_GnCjXJJdb2g/SMFIVifOlRI/AAAAAAAAAnU/uiub9Dnj2GI/s400/cast_elaine_body.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/19/116450033_4266fb5229_o.jpg)
That one was too easy: :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/2138/img/ckpaint.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/0000034446_20061020202703.jpg)
Unlike those dolts, I am spongeworthy, just ask Elaine.
"You're out of order."
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e189/JohannaHen/taylor.jpg)
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r42/thebigredviking/apz.jpg)
Unfortunately for him no ape can resist:
(http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v90/ferdipollo/King%20Kong/Fay_Wray.jpg)
Faye will kick Fay's butt
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/mommiedear/mommiedear4.jpg)
You heard what the lady said!
(http://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k146/xanadubijoux/no_wire_hangers.gif)
(http://www.dvdauthority.com/dvds/hangmanscurse.jpg)
(http://www.mediumonline.ca/news/images/stories/vol32_issue15/arts_Batman.jpg)
Let me show you my mask...
"What mask?"
(http://welovebob.com/Images/characters/spud.jpg)
"I can change Me 'eh dependin' on thar old occasion!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc206/dudesautoparts/worzel1.jpg)
Let me help you with that...
(http://www.obscurehorror.com/scarecrow2.jpg)
He seems to be a little outmatched....
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee217/DanteRosinski/TheBirds.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/Harland_Sanders.jpg)
"Who are you calling chicken!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw3.jpg)
Photo thanks to review on this site.
(http://blog.mlive.com/extra_iddings/2008/09/large_01poultrygeist.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i217/Pablo_topo/animated/104623_1020_A.jpg)
(Nice response by the way!)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/vlcsnap-12201-1.png)
"Calm it!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/haircut_chewbacca.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/vlcsnap-257545.png)
"Baaaaaanzai!"
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1357/1366916029_65ad3a3b37.jpg)
(http://www.giftmonger.com/acatalog/retrogames_buckaroo2.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/john_wayne-1.jpg)
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/harlemrhino/giant_squid.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/zigra6xq.jpg)
The scourge of submarine subversives!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Stingray1.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/seaquest1a.jpg)
"It's getting too crowded down there, time for a spring clean!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/015B614F6C.jpg)
Careful what you wish for.
(http://files.kinabrew.com/images/StarTrekWhaleProbe.jpg)
"Target located, unfortunately....."
(http://i258.photobucket.com/albums/hh278/sonofhowell/orca.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_19RSkCMFDhc/SKvmjtVmQ3I/AAAAAAAAAIM/EyHMxN4LSYA/s320/rogue.jpg)
That's him dealt with!
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r52/custodianguard/Album%202/Cover-115.jpg)
Death Race 2000 GATORMOBILE
:thumbup:(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathrace/deathrace3.jpg)
"Yeah, I reckon we could get the better of them...."
(http://i520.photobucket.com/albums/w327/teasertrailercinema/death-race-4.jpg)
I'm Death Proof.
(http://futuresteve.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/20070708_220004death-proof.jpg)
"G'day Mate. What! Nutter's havin' a bluey on the freeway! I'll get the drongo!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/mel_gibson_mad_max_001.jpg)
Terminator Tank
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/terminator/images/thumb/b/be/T1_HK-Tank.JPG/300px-T1_HK-Tank.JPG)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/mechag1.jpg)
and his rainbow death beams
"Which I can deflect right back at you!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/GodzillaVsMechagodzi_002.jpg)
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/prime.gif)
"Alas Prime went to silicon heaven leaving the Matrix to Me...."
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b259/baroness01/toyblogs/topHotRod.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/05cipos16.jpg)
he will laugh them all into submission
"Our ariels look better!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/monsterzero/monsterzero2.jpg)
(Photo courtesy of review on this site)
we look cooler
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/neptunemen.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c373/sauce1977/coneheads.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/fictional15_02.jpg)
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o162/jacklupo/flash-gordon.jpg)
(http://flashgordonmovie.googlepages.com/toddnsam.jpg)
TIME...the victor over Sam Jones.
(http://www.collider.com/uploads/imageGallery/Flash_Gordon/flash_gordon_movie_image__3_.jpg)
The only bigger thing with wings is....
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/26/100167168_bf6a959f38.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/DW20051x13PartingOfWays319.jpg)
"My 'Stellar Manipulator' destroyed Skaro!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/200px-omega_the_three_doctors.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/cylon.jpg)
The T2 endoskeleton is plotting your demise, Cylon.
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r42/thebigredviking/cave10.jpg)
Quote from: ChuckSplatt on March 22, 2009, 11:05:01 PM
The T2 endoskeleton is plotting your demise, Cylon.
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r42/thebigredviking/cave10.jpg)
That is the coolest living room in the known world.
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/FinalWarsGigan.jpg)
It took a tag match but they saw Gigan (ang Megalon) off....
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj143/rjwebster001/Jet_Jaguar2.jpg)
Prepare to be overrun by BERBILS!!
(http://www.geocities.com/lady1venus4/berbils.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/800px-A-10_Thunderbolt_II_In-flight.jpg)
"I am THE Iron Man...jets are no match."
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r42/thebigredviking/IROCK.jpg)
"I AM Iron Man"
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb112/jruiz0990/Ozzy_Osbourne.jpg)
"I am a man who irons!"
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk295/zingdan/Extreme%20Ironing/010_ironing.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/tornado.jpg)
"We've gotta get in there!"
(http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f297/suprakid94/storm_chasers.jpg)
no match for the zanti
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/zanti_cap3.jpg)
SPLAAAT!
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b299/Jamatang/monty-python-foot.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/vlcsnap-55793-1.png)
with BBQ sauce
Nice snack for a CHUD...
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c115/Inwolven/chud.jpg)
I'm on it! Fear not, good citizens!
(http://www.gadgetvenue.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/robocop-suit.JPG)
"We think We're above any law!"
(http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z173/jadenus/cybermen_on_bbc.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/men_in_black_ii_ver2.jpg)
we beg to differ
"This is not part of your jurisdiction!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v422/unbeakablej/Torchwood-1.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/Rassilon.jpg)
"All my own work!"
(http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o56/MBLOOM777/ALPHABET%20SOUP/the_time_machine_large_01.jpg)
(http://www.manandhisbaby.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/back-to-the-future.jpeg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/148.jpg)
"Way too slow!"
(http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m78/aarrgghhv2/batmobile/speedRacerToon01.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/Concorde.jpg)
(http://www.survivinggrady.com/uploaded_images/rodan6-767043.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/sdkg.jpg)
It looks like we'll have to get the hero from another franchise!
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w29/rustynailstudio/Gamera_profile.jpg)
Whoa dude we have enough guys already...
(http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh123/ProvostZakharov/Misc/reservoirturtles.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/giantclaw6.jpg)
You've lost air supremacy!
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg240/daneofwar/kaiju/rodan.jpg)
(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x159/joesmithpics/QtheWingedSerpent.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/6a00cdf7e97ab3094f00d4144203fc6a47-.jpg)
Hey can I join in?
(http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj132/mr_sgwigglz/hasbro_cloverfield_monster_toy_.jpg)
"If you want to get it yes!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/4.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/n28096.jpg)
oh some one is going to get it
"Back to the sea with you my boy!"
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a394/mechaghidorah/NewGFilms-GandMGhidSMALL.jpg)
I'm sick of all these kaiju! I say we
(http://www.choicegrinds.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/destroy_all_monsters.jpg)
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w267/baron_wolfbane/089218420893.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/master1.jpg)
(http://www.filmjackets.com/FEATURES/IMAGES/Feature_LifeOnMarsUK-big.jpg)
(http://release.com.pl/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/terminator-trilogie-esir-3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Morris_Ankrum.jpg)
Yesterday I couldn't spell Martian, now I are one.
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/plan9_terriennes.jpg)
Can't spell Martian? Earth people are stupid! Stupid!
Our race doesn't care if they're stupid...as long as their girls are easy...
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r38/thelittlefury/earth.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/Roger_Corman_It_Conquered_the_World.jpg)
The monster came for the killing but stayed for the women ...
(http://api.ning.com/files/uQzc4C36qjdyYETIj2j8-NMmxbJWQYL916cnxmGc9n6VWFDgk9X-ZKrUSiP0eNr6Ufzk0yUi37IhpXH7ixP-okbCHyR9w8Jm/SmallRedTape2.jpg)
"I'll be right there ladies in the raising of an eyebrow!"
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w40/tulihajni/Roger-Moore---James-Bond-Photograph.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/Kiel.jpg)
(http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r296/BeatlesFan54321/sharkandgirl.jpg)
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/jabberjaw.png)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4e/Curlyhoward.jpg)
(http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk23/mrbillyt/oddjob.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/Saskwatch/austin_08.jpg)
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i135/housetango/Avengers/Steed-Avengers.jpg)
(http://newcentrist.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/prisoner460.jpg)
"Get on the back, let's get out!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc36/taskforce1956/great-escape.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/t-rex.gif)
how fast can you go
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/516CH3CR48L._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Don't hide by it's leg, guys...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/68/JollyGreenGiantBlueEarthMN2006-05-20.JPG/292px-JollyGreenGiantBlueEarthMN2006-05-20.JPG)
Hey big boy...
(http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k73/boynextdoorwowwow/Statue_of_Liberty_2691.jpg)
"Darksider, you maniac!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Heston_as_Taylor_with_gun_standing_on_the_beach.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/devilsrain8.jpg)
no.....match.....for....the....dark....arts
"I've stopped dangerous cults before!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/the_devil_rides_out_2.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2e/Treebeard.jpg/459px-Treebeard.jpg)
(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk57/shadowlurker_hhn/Posters/10qx6hu.jpg)
A mere oily garnish for:
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v726/seeingi/FeedMe.jpg)
No match for the doctor's creation from Venus!
(http://www.b-movies.gr/UserFiles/Image/Revenge%20of%20Dr%20X/the%20revenge%20of%20dr%20x%2009.jpg)
-Jimmybob
"My vines will strangle the entire universe!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/jayce_and_the_wheeled_warriors_saw_.jpg)
(http://www.starnursery.com/images/items/721137.jpg)
"We can grow 'em faster than you can kill 'em!"
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y289/tecknopuppy/fight.jpg)
Well...so much for that idea...
(http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr306/VastlyVecordious/blizzard.jpg)
(http://ecoble.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/global-warming.jpg)
That's all academic now!
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u72/elmstreetgerbles27/asteroid.jpg)
Now he's the last man in the universe...
(http://spongeandcustard.org.uk/autographs/craigautosmall.jpg)
This is just a phase...
You can't always find ideal workmates...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/flywingedmonkey/LJ%20Junk/Rimmer.jpg)
It's his duty...his duty as a complete and utter bastard.
(http://www.reddwarf.co.uk/news/2008/03/28/ads-up-to-something-special/ads_up_to_something_rimmer_l.jpg)
In another dimension maybe....
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i168/thadcollins/ace_rimmer.jpg)
"What a guy!"
(http://www.themadgoner.com/TMG/Sci_Fi/SciPages/Red_Dwarf/Graphics_&_Pics/285a.jpg)
"Don't look, I'll drive you CRAZY!"
(http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h74/furbycat20/cat_red_dwarf.jpg)
The duke of dork...
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3253/2646534339_11019cec35.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/black_hole_sm.jpg)
nothing can get away from a black hole
They are hellish, aren't they!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/_MG_2198.jpg)
is that temple of doom? :question:
It's from "The Black Hole" (1979).
Nothing escapes a black hole?
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/52625-Andromeda-1223460505291.jpg)
Some do.
I was much stronger in my youth.
(http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/KL/kevinsorbo2.jpg)
Ozzymandias speaks: How about an old Steve Reeves movie?
(http://www.wallsoffame.com/assets/images/REEVES__STEVEz.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
"Wait'll I put this on. Then you'll see something."
(http://www.tvparty.com/bgifs14/herco5-6.jpg)
"I takes my precious off you muscle man!"
(http://i534.photobucket.com/albums/ee346/quote000/gollum.jpg)
(http://homepage.mac.com/tkluysk/ens/resume/569_6.0196.jpg)
Easily disposed of: sear quickly in 800 degree lava for three seconds.
"People never, EVER listen!"
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k260/Capitan-Awesome/dante.jpg)
meet the new guy...
(http://www.nilacharal.com/enter/celeb/images/DanielCraig.jpg)
The 'Old Guys' still around....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v52/juicypink/MammaMiaPoster.jpg)
"Mumma Mia"
(http://www.gizoogle.com/media/super%20gangsta%20mario.jpg)
"Da Plumber has no sense of HONOUR!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v221/ScottXC/NPP%20Top%2050/3Godfather.jpg)
Last tango...
(http://www.pleasedancewithme.com/TangoCoupleGerry.jpg)
Don't leave yourself in limbo....
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/16/22252266_4a45732b5e.jpg?v=0)
...or twisting in the wind
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3643/3412052755_41b4c19c7b_o.jpg)
Looks like the "Road To Inverness"?
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l281/Rex_Tremende/Kilts/Vintage/BobandBingHighlandFlingRd2Bali.jpg)
Nope, it's Brigadoon.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3317/3412112525_7090fe770a.jpg?v=0)
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc168/lochsalt1/char_2.jpg)
Are any of your dances FORBIDDEN? I didn't think so.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/flambada/flambada7.jpg)
"I'll make sure it ain't!"
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a306/nessyrenay/footloose.jpg)
I've seen a little too much of his 'bacon' over the years.
(http://blogs.propertyfinder.com/outthere/upload/2006/09/Fig%20leaf.jpg)
"We've got a nose for 'Cover-Ups'!"
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2345/2410955388_1e215408e8_m.jpg)
But at least one of them is better uncovered.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/36/Fonda3.JPG)
Michael has got bigger problems than Jane!
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j199/zaidamilan/BasicInstinct.jpg)
(http://www.new-age.co.uk/images/avebury/avebury-diamond-stone-l.jpg)
Stone. See what I did there... :wink:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d2/The_Pentagon_US_Department_of_Defense_building.jpg/800px-The_Pentagon_US_Department_of_Defense_building.jpg)
Pentagon, meet "The Hexagon"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/uk_reading_hexagon.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51vMwx8pg2L._SL500.jpg)
I have actually seen this film :bluesad:
These guys will take care of that sex hex.
(http://www.onesheetindex.com/pix/4345_1.jpg)
Quote from: doggett on April 05, 2009, 09:41:32 AM
I have actually seen this film :bluesad:
I actually envy you :buggedout:
(http://opusoils.com/Quickstart/ImageLib/Satans_Angel_Queen_of_the_Fire_Tassels_Perfume_Artwork_Low_Res.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 05, 2009, 10:53:41 AM
I actually envy you :buggedout:
There's a site where you can watch it, and perhaps even download it, for free.
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/44.jpg)
That looks like a mutated one of these....
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii273/Miranda_mag/LiloAndStitchAnimatedMovies-1.png)
Yeah well blue is my Smurfin' color so both of you get the Smurf outta here you Smurfers...
(http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z306/muneca3906/papa_smurf.jpg)
"You were warned!"
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h2/GrimReaper_photos/unicef-smurf.jpg)
Thats ok, theres more cutesy creatures under the sea...
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff157/solracazer123456/SNORKS.gif)
Finer, faster, furrier....
(http://i67.photobucket.com/albums/h310/MrGrabEm/Sweet%20Stuff/gummi-bears.gif)
You've got nothing on these mutant hybrids...
(http://i198.photobucket.com/albums/aa248/cestlaviejp/Wuzzles.jpg)
Who don't associate themselves with lighthouses...
(http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e118/tumblingteach/cartoons/fraggle_rock_characters.gif)
Hmmmmm...so many puppets, so little ammo...
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff175/DustDevil75/Meet_the_Feebles_plakat.jpg)
"Stuff this puppet business, I wanna be a REAL BOY!"
(http://i422.photobucket.com/albums/pp307/discolooser/Pinocchio.jpg)
I figured posting the trailer would do it more justice...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Q0r2vDyU3g
*Trailer for Pinnochio's Revenge for those with non-fast cough cough Newt cough cough...connections. :teddyr:
Only puppets can save now!
(http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa48/atomicjos/Thunderbirds.jpg)
(http://www.gotwhooped.com/fantasy/images/1207946576thundercats.jpg)
You nicked my gimmick!
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/efaisalz/he-man-and-the-masters-of-universe.jpg)
(http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn270/whoreadsthis/untitled.jpg)
(http://webfantasy.info/Arnold_Schwarzenegger/Images/Arnold_Schwarzenegger_Conan_01.jpg)
"Zis man does not have ze magic portion!"
(http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a349/yokekomik/2asterix-obelix.jpg)
"I yam what I yam: and I eats my spinach!"
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/40221730.jpg)
An intelligent carrot takes out the Sailor Man!
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l283/kurticusmaximus/The_Thing_From_Another_World.jpg)
Freakier and more faithful to the original story.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y4-p8l0TC_Q/SZTxLdYbl9I/AAAAAAAABFA/Aq9LILGUxPM/s1600/ebay_aceo_norris.jpg)
This "Thing" is less problematic.....
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a80/---SlipKnoT---/thing.jpg)
(http://blogs.dixcdn.com/leftofcybercenter/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mad-love.jpg)
Two killer hands are better than one.
Depends who they belong to....
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj75/Torres-9-/ido.jpg)
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/0chibaaaaaaaaa1.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/giantclaw6.jpg)
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/grimmronin/Horror/fire_rodan.jpg)
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/mothra.jpg)
Humans regain air supremacy....
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k244/lanceharrison/rogerramjet.jpg)
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/merutwin.jpg)
Bam right back to Japanese monster movies.
Tiny girls make a good lunch for flying monkeys.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-197.jpg)
Flying monkeys are easy pickings for the King of the Rocket Men.
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/2715/914963558l.jpg)
"I think it's gonna be a long, long time before you're king."
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3579/3431080599_b92ef1750b.jpg?v=0)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I&feature=related
Bonus
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q4WRIjz4nk&feature=related
007 knows how to handle a rocketpack.....
(http://i96.photobucket.com/albums/l190/wbassett/HTS/MovieReviews/007004_Thunderball/thunderball2.jpg)
(http://i267.photobucket.com/albums/ii295/MARC1963/rocketeer.jpg)
Dalton returns....
(http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w99/photobucketsucks_013/judas%20priest/queens/metallica/flash3.jpg)
OK, you asked for it.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sextette/sextette2.jpg)
These two are even further gone....
(http://i52.photobucket.com/albums/g35/ABERCRMBIGUY/l_1f030869e85829983efa6683d6b7c3d0.jpg)
I'd leave the elderly alone if I were you...they can get fiesty...
(http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i109/stunttman/Old_lady_finger.jpg)
"Too true, too true!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/hellgr1.jpg)
Well then, we just won't have any of them.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Loganlifeclock.jpg)
"It's not always that simple, ageing!"
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s218/celeb***hy/bradbutton1.jpg)
"That's easy for you to say!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/coleengray1.jpg)
(from the LEECH WOMAN)
Well, side effects can be alarming!
(http://i203.photobucket.com/albums/aa309/rangerino/2zspt3n.jpg)
(http://www.oppictures.com/singleimages/400/DRA94898_1_3.JPG)
Though I'm gonna need at least three cans to handle the job...
There probably isn't enough 'Raid' in existence to handle:
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r277/MedusaTCM/more%20tcm/the_swarm.jpg)
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/199/12raid650e6a634.jpg) (http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=12raid650e6a634.jpg)
Did you say "raid"?
"Yes, very effectively!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/poster-poster3MerrillsMarauders.jpg)
The Japanese have come a long way.
(http://jackmonkey.altervista.org/aggiorna42/_SubZero_.Gaiking.-.Legend.of.Daiku-Maryu.-.08._XviD_._ITA_.avi_000000709.jpg)
They do have a penchant for teamwork....
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg303/calebztheman/Voltron.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/SDF-1_Macross_Storm_Attacker.jpg)
Outnumbered!
(http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r104/gundamfanzero/gundam_wing_team.jpg)
(http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj47/moy6667/tshirt1.jpg)
Beware rebel robots.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/robot_of_death.jpg)
(http://www.abandomoviez.net/db/foto/robotholocaust.jpg)
Time to kick some automaton ass!
Further VERY GOOD reason.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/heartbeeps/heartbeeps5.jpg)
No one can defeet-er-defeat the cardboard box robot!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-193-1-1.jpg)
'Classic' Cylons could.....
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x150/toyalienboy/cylon.jpg)
I guess this next one was inevitable...
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll137/undeadinsomnia/Terminator2-Endoskeleton.jpg)
"Hey PEACE MAN!"
(http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii66/lolaisaninja/hippies-2.jpg)
(http://www.girlsgunsandghouls.com/bluesunshine.gif)
You should never take the blue acid...
Looks like a job for:
(http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd234/carmendomisan/Kojak.jpg)
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/8370/kellysheroes2.jpg)
Big Joe: [shouting to the captured German Colonel] Look! We're not worried about the German army, we've got enough troubles of our own. To the right General Patton, to the left the British Army, to the rear our own goddamn artillery, and besides all that it's raining. And the only good thing to say about the weather: it keeps our air corps from blowing us all to Hell because its too lousy to fly, versteh?
Col. Dumpkopf: [he understands] Ja, ja, versteh.
Big Joe: OK.
"Hey YOU there, we've got an important mission!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/dirty-dozen-lee-marvin.jpg)
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/9929/oddball2.jpg)
It's a mother beautiful mission.
"You call yourself a soldier!"
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p310/axisof/Pattonmovie.jpg)
(http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/5128/pic113.jpg)
What'd you think of my book?
"I haven't read your book, but I have kissed your seal."
(http://i415.photobucket.com/albums/pp240/movierapture/20000leagues/200005.jpg)
"Forget the seal, I am the walrus!"
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z27/mangotongue/Resizeof800px-Walrus.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/Barber-of-seville-2.jpg)
"Be careful, I say be careful now there!"
(http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x278/wrlynch/FoghornLeghorn.png)
"You're comin' with me, chicken!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Heneryhawk.jpg)
"Let's sort that belligerent chick out!"
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll314/mjsjobs/JPG_LENS_bm_classic1.jpg)
(http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c184/evde_johnson/chicken1.jpg)
Seems like everyone's on their lunch break!
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj205/Electrozombi/34481.jpg)
Colonel Sanders ain't!
(http://iechoi.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/leon_trotsky.jpg)
Even he couldn't serve this fellow up!
(http://i730.photobucket.com/albums/ww302/j2k32/BigBird.jpg)
Yes he can!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e236/Fernee914/trostkykfc.jpg)
Crass commercialism lacks the flair of this artiste:
(http://www.domesticherald.com/images/swedishchef.jpg)
"Big Bird humonga!!! Bork bork bork!"
"He's jist no goat it!"
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee127/jakepearce/gordon-ramsay.jpg)
Amateur.
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u68/poker_mom/hannibal_lecter.jpg)
"We run our society around it!"
(http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f202/CamileC/ToServeMan2.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/updepths3.jpg)
"Not another one!"
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f167/fiend_69/jaws_robert_shaw_roy_scheider_richa.jpg)
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/8611/afrenchconnectiongeneha.jpg)
"I'm going to send that shark up for picking his fins in Poughkeepsie"
"This is my case boys!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/250px-Taking_Pelham_123_Matthau.jpg)
"Sorry guys that fish has been working for Uncle."
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9749/coyle5.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/robocop-792844bmp.jpg)
Nah, better with Shatner....
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/happo_no_giri/tj-hooker-photo.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/chomp4.jpg)
Yes, Loch Ness is just teeming with unusual lifeforms.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/doctor-who-terror-of-the-zygons_ska.jpg)
:buggedout: what movie is that from
Quote from: Henry88 on April 16, 2009, 04:27:38 PM
:buggedout: what movie is that from
It's from the "Dr Who" episode "Terror Of The Zygons".
"That's right, and we control the Skarasen."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/Zygon.jpg)
"We control Mechagodzilla!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gvsmecha/gvsmecha3.jpg)
"We control the spice."
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/dune/dune5.jpg)
No match for 'Girl Power'!
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s275/desperatelyseeking/spice_girls_retro.jpg)
No match for Turtle Power!
(http://photos.dataeast.free.fr/Flippers/dataeast/turtles/pub.jpg)
"I HAVE THE POWER!"
(http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa127/Annabelle-37334/heman_orko.jpg)
"Who have the power?"
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1677/masterblasterm.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/14a2ae416f2dccc6117b2cebde161fc660c.jpg)
this is power
This is a consequence of that power!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3205/2734634743_8820e968be.jpg?v=0)
"OOH OOH Hurry up Francis, we gotta stop that monster."
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/1613/2dfrzxu5ekgtzra.jpg)
"Where's Car 54?!"
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/6491/beastfathomscap3.jpg)
Sorry Fred. You're a big guy, but it doesn't take much to bring you down.
(http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o27/cannibalvegan666/PET_SEMATARY-33.jpg)
"I'm holding you in contempt of court."
(http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/9085/mycousinvinny3g.jpg)
(http://ttp://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3057/hermanmunsterxu0.jpg)
Why wont my pictures show?
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b378/RobRocco/Lurch.jpg)
Oh yes! The bells! THE BELLS!
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/th_Quasimodo.jpg)
(http://s7ondemand4.scene7.com/is/image/JohnLewis/230202129?$product$)
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f182/Smidgeroo/LetsGo.jpg)
(http://www.graingerpottery.com/fotos/haddock.jpg)
Quote from: Nukie 2 on April 17, 2009, 07:22:47 AM
(http://ttp://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3057/hermanmunsterxu0.jpg)
Why wont my pictures show?
There's a typo in the address. In between the image tags you have http://
ttp://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3057/hermanmunsterxu0.jpg, you need to remove the extra part that's bolded and you get:
(http://img234.imageshack.us/img234/3057/hermanmunsterxu0.jpg)
Quote from: doggett on April 17, 2009, 08:52:43 AM
(http://www.graingerpottery.com/fotos/haddock.jpg)
Not so deadly a catch!
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk199/deboraheb/DeadliestCatchCaptains.jpg)
(http://www.technovelgy.com/graphics/content07/piranha-shark.jpg)
The hunted has become the hunter...
They should've avoided swimming into Crater Lake!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/01.png)
Better break out the elephant gun.
(http://www.moviebadgirls.com/capimage/Tremors_04.JPG)
Even less 'Soft-Bodied'!
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o312/Papablunts/TheMonolithMonsters1957.jpg)
Mine's bigger...and on fire...
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j56/xphile66/the_towering_inferno.jpg)
Sometimes light is very welcome!
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l240/aliceatthepalace/poseidon.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/Black_Hole.jpg)
"That's right, a Supermassive Black Hole in fact!"
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee284/gamasutra/Muse.jpg)
"I can dress like you blokes, and tame black holes, and the chavs love me, as you can see."
(http://www.hennessy.id.au/quentingeorge/archives/tenthdoctor.jpg)
"I can just about manage this time travel thing!"
(http://i200.photobucket.com/albums/aa166/tjkayos/1DocBrownDookie.jpg)
"Right there with ya"
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9861/0036044.jpg)
"Little help"
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/9449/timerideri.jpg)
Thanks! I didn't recognise the film!
Sometimes a diary is all you need to stir up the temporal continum....
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o258/mozza_tere/butterfly-effect.jpg)
The top one is from The Philadelphia Experiment.
Quote from: sandbagger on April 17, 2009, 05:34:23 PM
The top one is from The Philadelphia Experiment.
Just one at a time, OK?
Ashton, just hold still for a minute.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/62/Serpentine_vtm_cat_d2_gnangarra.jpg/800px-Serpentine_vtm_cat_d2_gnangarra.jpg)
This one's possessed by a malignant alien force!
(http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b344/planettom/lj2008/killdozing2.jpg)
Oh, that thing again? I'll take care of it....
(http://www.russmccubbin.com/my%20friend%20clint%20walker.jpg)
"Hey Clint!"
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f374/mollydolkart/random/snowbeast023.jpg)
"Forget Clint. Come get a piece of me."
(http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1108/1283911325_30cb1fe7e3.jpg?v=0)
"What's the most you've ever wagered on a coin flip?"
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/noCountryForOldMen-1024.jpg)
"Your life sonny boy!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fp***ycat/fp***ycat3.jpg)
(Photo thanks to review on this site)
"Ladies I'm gonna let you go with a warning."
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/buford_t_justice.jpg)
"See Ya later!"
(http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff230/Canadafour/burt_on_bandit_car_300_size_i1yx.jpg)
"That guy's going to be hard to beat."
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/300_cannonballday.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/20/Frank_Sinatra_laughing.jpg)
"You're too trad baby!"
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a233/Debmin_Shdoo/elvis_presley.jpg)
Your lifestyle is going to catch up to you.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_UIXOn06Pz70/SHPimot-bbI/AAAAAAAADxE/6lNJsKF9h5s/s800/Peanut+Butter,+Banana+and+Honey+Sandwich+500.jpg)
(http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t64/Coyoteesharptongue/more%20pictures/Slim20Goodbody.jpg)
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.cinematical.com/media/2007/03/lg_running_arnold.jpg)
Here's a beefier guy who likes to wear his muscles on the outside of his body...
Looks like you're going to need more sit ups...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e2/Juniorposter.jpg)
You never know what sort of world you're bringing them into....
(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm60/XzN-Staff/Terminator_3__Rise_of_the_Machin-2.jpg)
"We can handle this."
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/Runawayposter.jpg)
These robots are truly revolting!
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i239/ophernoise/I_Robot.jpg)
Looks like finger food.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_PYy7ZXsIol4/RpWKgTPO1VI/AAAAAAAAADs/BIhgMGi24NQ/s1600/UNICRON.JPG)
"I'd give you indigestion Welles!"
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j75/erclatina/irongiant.jpg)
"I'm gonna need a bigger gun."
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/bladerunner_harrison_ford.jpg)
"Come on Harry, forget about all of that new-fangled palaver!"
(http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii272/BigDaddyAbel_AmishOutlaws/111606-Amish.jpg)
(http://www.cd1059.com/Portals/50/images/ZZ%20top.jpg)
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l34/wobgob/_41775822_heypresto_416.jpg)
"Get a haircut ya' hippies."
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/InTheHeatoftheNightpic2.png)
"I'd be careful if I were you!"
(http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c18/dograweb/billy-jack3.jpg)
"What'd you say punk!"
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/dirtyharry.jpg)
"Nice day for a white wedding innit Harry!"
(http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj99/hmacookie/billy-2.jpg)
"You stole my hairstyle, now I'm gonna cut you"
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/stingdune.jpg)
"What's it to be this or do I have to sing!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/ArchHallJr.jpg)
"Grr Drop the weapon you have five seconds to comply."
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/ED209.jpg)
"Rotten wannabe Cylon!"
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a380/jkthunder/BSG/starbuck_l.jpg)
"Get that frakkin' Cylon out of my thread"
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/0000035021_200610210503411.jpg)
"Next target - The Colonies of Man!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/battlebeyond/battlebeyond8.jpg)
(Picture thanks to review on this site)
"More like run out of town on a rail."
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/4993272_tml.jpg)
It all depends on whose in charge...
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l231/hexapod/Boss_Hogg.jpg)
We keep asking ourselves a similar question.
(http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x316/saskia-21/whos_the_boss.jpg)
"Yes Charlie did win, didn't he!"
(http://i405.photobucket.com/albums/pp140/erick_aguero/willy-wonka.gif)
This Charles was in charge...
(http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g319/fabernation/ScottBayo.jpg)
This Charlie wanted to be but failed.....
(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u278/DarkestCelticWarrior/Culloden%20May%202007/BonniePrinceCharlie.jpg)
Good Grief I feel your pain...
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l119/quietgrouch/Pictures-Funny/CharlieBrown-FieldGoal.jpg)
"All those years..."
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp175/squarebridge/Prince-Charles-style-Char-006.jpg)
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b228/nazi-Harley/fat_bastard.jpg)
"He won't live forever!"
(http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l209/cassandad/movies/Highlander.jpg)
Yeah but you can't go back in time can you...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v305/Bea2/Marty.jpg)
"Subconsciously yes!"
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h102/hoopymusic_luva/THEJACKET.jpg)
Did someone call...oh wait...nevermind...its that other word that sounds the same.
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w130/chords14/jiminy-cricket.gif)
"Your name is nothing but a euphemism, my buggy friend, but I forgive you."
(http://www.videodetective.com/photos/000/000001_16.jpg)
I'd like to tell your story.
(http://i410.photobucket.com/albums/pp187/Macs899/post_image-0413_mel_gibson_divorce_.jpg)
"I could end yours!"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3222/2667063396_bf7e6ac033.jpg?v=0)
I apologize for the tasteless nature of this but I had to...
(http://i371.photobucket.com/albums/oo157/calldale725/IkeRocksTheBlues.jpg)
No match for....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Truck_Turner.jpg)
Hey; that there feller weren't no real truck!
(http://heidisimon.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/mater.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/148.jpg)
"Wanna join in buddy!"
(http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u315/BrandoBardot/greygardens/convoy.jpg)
(http://www.benjaminharlow.com/alloftheabove/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/mad-max-poster-1.jpg)
He'll have his work cut out!
(http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w243/5mudg3_photo/warriors-wasteland.jpg)
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/megaforce_ad.jpg)
For a more'DIY' solution.....
(http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb177/BruthaT/a-team.jpg)
" Fifty thousand rounds expended and they didn't hit a thing."
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/sandbaggers31.jpg)
Accuracy might suffice.....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3154/2946411822_caa62a07d2.jpg?v=0)
Speed and accuracy together are pretty hard to beat.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_PuZoLkvmBbc/SWwQhnHrrJI/AAAAAAAACFk/BG-D2cFGVKA/s320/The+Waco+Kid.JPG)
(http://www.theage.com.au/ffxImage/urlpicture_id_1073268034291_2004/01/06/mel_brooks,1.jpg)
Gene Wilder??!! He's a bum actor!!!
(...and an applaud for anyone who can tell me where that reference came from)
Gene's brought a pal......
(http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f169/Papablunts73/StirCrazy1980.jpg)
Nice Plumage!
(http://i138.photobucket.com/albums/q265/salmonspartan/big_bird.jpg)
There is a pecking order you know!
(http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p265/shadow_of_a_fallen_king/Emu.jpg)
indeed there is
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/monster-bird.jpg)
Perhaps numerical superiority can trump sheer size.....
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee217/DanteRosinski/TheBirds.jpg)
(http://i362.photobucket.com/albums/oo65/Cat595/Lotsofcats.jpg)
All the cats in the world are no match for....
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u13/gballz_01/tom-and-jerry_01-1.jpg)
Same thing but faster...
(http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y198/connormacmanusblue/speedy.jpg)
"Hey buddy, slow down!"
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q81/buddy_igme/mickey-mouse.jpg)
One more word out of you pal and I'll break out the eraser...
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w76/chantell123456/walt.jpg)
"Ah, another supporter of cryogenesis!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/box3b.jpg)
I was frozen the all natural way for a bit...
(http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e330/kenkitop/captain.jpg)
Cold War for superheroes.....
(http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s233/gajahbeledug/ElseworldsRedSonSupermanFig.jpg)
"Nearly omnipotent? Pffft!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Q_%28Star_Trek%29.jpg)
Our hive mind will assimilate him too....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/Escafeld/borg/BorgQueen2373.jpg)
"Did someone say omnipotence?"
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/20090306_doctor_manhattan_33.jpg)
"I'm watching you!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/page215.jpg)
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/johngalt.gif)
"Who cares!"
(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm128/a3990918/Library/CharlesAtlas2.jpg)
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r56/yyyankees/PraiseSteroids.png)
Just don't get caught......
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e233/davidwells/A%20River%20Runs%20Through%20It/BenJohnson.jpg)
"Just say no."
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/81_nancy-reagan-head-shotjpeg.jpg)
Especially abroad....
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z191/polluo/midnight_express.jpg)
Looks like you got on the wrong Express.
(http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii19/gunshotwound55/CD-LP%20covers/MurderonOrientExpress-front.jpg)
They're getting their skates on.............
(http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j294/pollysonic/StarlightExpress2.jpg)
So are we!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c1/Rollerboogie.jpg)
More fantastical.....
(http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p219/cjonesang/XANADU2.jpg)
More iconic....
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/45/Saturday_night_fever_movie_poster.jpg/398px-Saturday_night_fever_movie_poster.jpg)
Less celebrated.....
(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee56/peterbmw_320i/folder-97.jpg)
And continuing John's first decline.......
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/35/Perfect_poster.jpg)
Up your nose with a rubber hose, ya Sweathog - and get back in your seat next to Horshack.
(http://steeshes.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/gabekaplan.jpg)
Greg Raymer calls your rubber hose and raises you a rubber lizard.
(http://media.cardplayer.com/image/g/GregRaymer_WSOP_EV50_Day1.jpg)
(Gabe Kaplan has been playing on the pro poker circuit in retirement)
Ernie would never part with his rubber duckie.....
(http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g152/vatophoto/Bert_and_Ernie.jpg)
Choose your friends carefully...
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f357/FSUDave/berternie.jpg)
Things ca turn VERY nasty......
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p195/brooklynbadboy75/Wacky/SesameStreet.jpg)
Not in my neighborhood...
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll172/ezeplex/mister-rogers.jpg)
"And I've got back-up!"
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u34/Webleymkv/CharlesBronson.jpg)
Its no longer a boys club out there...
(http://i364.photobucket.com/albums/oo83/the_guttersnipe/Ms45.jpg)
It's equal opportunites writ large!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thrillercruel/thrillercruel7.jpg)
(Photo thanks to review on this site)
I was doing this stuff way before you whipper snappers...
(http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e284/kwheezy187/red_sonja.jpg)
"I'll show you whose 'Queen'!"
(http://i494.photobucket.com/albums/rr302/Screamin_Demon/Bonomonomonomo/barbarianqueencoverpp9.jpg)
I have music from Queen!
(http://www.filmposters.it/imgposter/grandi/highlander.jpg)
"You're not even a real Scotsman. I'm the genuine article, even if they did have me playing a Spaniard in that movie. What the hell was that about?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5d/Sean_Connery_1980_Crop.jpg/600px-Sean_Connery_1980_Crop.jpg)
(http://i406.photobucket.com/albums/pp150/CharlerVII/billy_connolly_brentwood3.jpg)
"Don't I know you? What's your name?"
(http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icteesside/aug2004/3/0/00034E86-3C79-110E-BC1B80BFB6FA0000.jpg)
"Rab C Nesbitt if ye must know!"
(http://i546.photobucket.com/albums/hh427/thecathoderaychoob/Blog%20Pics/news-graphics-2007-_653312a.jpg)
"Ah telt ye before, any mair o' yer pish an I'll stick this right in yer crack!"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3628/3460103627_433347b7f7.jpg?v=0)
"Jist gonnae no dae that!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/_1261078_chewinthefat300.jpg)
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/content/images/2007/08/02/youngones_1_396x222.jpg)
Here! Leave the misbehaving to the professionals!
"You're late with the rent."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/Alexei_Sayle_%26_Johnnie_Walker.jpg)
Then they thought they were certs in the showbiz world......
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b8/Lanzig/1arbpofracf.jpg)
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/spaced.jpg)
Looks like they're in someone's 'Black Books'!
(http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z178/Kezylou/TV/bbooks.jpg)
Who shares a name with..
(http://www.bestdogsearch.com/listpic/saint-bernard-schwarzwald.jpg)
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/avery_wolf.gif)
(http://scienceblogs.com/neurotopia/Amblin_JessicaRabbit.jpg)
"I aint bad I'm just drawn that way"
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/Barracuda_001.jpg)
'Cooler'...
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v604/tappytibbons/holliwould.jpg)
I'm a professional cooler....
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/gallery/1127399/photo_06_hires.jpg)
"Amatuers"
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/casino8.jpg)
"You talkin' to me?"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-199.jpg)
"You look funny!"
(http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p79/scar1125_2006/joe_pesci1.jpg)
now this is funny...
(http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/the_adventures_of_rocky_and_bullwinkle/_group_photos/jason_alexander6.jpg)
"Let's see what those goons are hidin'!"
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a250/Amyx0x09/Meet-the-parents.jpg)
Prepare to be shocked.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Meet_the_Feebles.jpg)
He's seen as being 'Deadly' handsome!
(http://i426.photobucket.com/albums/pp344/TickOfTime_2008/Favorite%20movies/meet-joe-black-1-1024.jpg)
Meat...see what I did there...
(http://www.plan59.com/prints/popular/meat47hands.jpg)
Meat! I'ts whats fer dinner! :smile:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled.jpg)
This guy has more culinary panache.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/95/Heyes.jpg)
In the jungle they don't bother with the little niceties......
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/Lysurgeon/FatSpy_DVD_Cover_Cannibal_Holocaust.jpg)
That cannibal will make a tasty nosh...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2894823083_05ae15b412.jpg)
For the 'Flesh Eaters' now infesting the river.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/flesheaters/flesheaters1.jpg)
(Picture thanks to review on the site)
Stay out of my swamp if you know whats good for you...
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d40/robotjetpirate/swamp_thing_copyjpgrZd200886.jpg)
"I thought this was MY domain!"
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff145/tzombiephotos/creature_from_the_black_lagoon_g-4.jpg)
Theres strength in numbers...
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k305/mjbertz/piranha-poster-722835.jpg)
Useless against a 'Swamp Sasquach'!
(http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t153/dutchtreat2007/BoggyCreek.jpg)
The real Bigfoot
(http://www.thehumanmarvels.com/uploaded_images/bigfoot6cz-779881.jpg)
I... am not... an animal!
(http://images.sharingcentre.info/MrHaiter/1000movHQ/The_Elephant_Man_1980.jpg)
"Me neither!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/casa2.jpg)
"I am not a number......"
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f139/mrs_smartygirl/number_six_original.jpg)
"I am not a horse...!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Man_called_horse_1970.jpg)
(http://slog.thestranger.com/files/2008/03/zoo-poster.jpg)
Straight from the horses mouth......
(http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f139/mrs_smartygirl/number_six_original.jpg)
That's enough out of you, you troublemaker.
(http://akeiexil.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/rover.jpg)
"That's that seen to!"
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t220/The_Real_Draven777/Odd%20Pictures/SafetyPin.jpg)
"You talkin' to me?"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v319/DDFred/PIN1.jpg)
(http://www.satanspace.com/m_pictures/Hellraiser-kill.jpg)
"They might think that was me!"
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m134/Dr_Placenta/mmpr-vi-zedd.jpg)
"I'm handicapable."
(http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn336/sandbagger_one/soldier1.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/swt2ohcrapthecops.jpg)
Hey buddy. Why the long face?
(http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/186/fx6ka1.jpg)
You call yourself a duck !
(http://goatmilk.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/21369bplooney-tunes-daffy-duck-posters1.jpg)
"He 'disney' have a hope!"
(http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/cc161/ngeekhiong4/DonaldDuck.jpg)
The mightiest of ducks...
(http://www.nhl94.com/images/logos_lg/Mighty_Ducks.gif)
No chance against a multidisciplinary team.......
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i161/dajaydee/prosports.jpg)
Single sport, but with superpowers
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2367/2458400304_6beac3ec52_o.jpg)
"Looks like a nice little challenge...."
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg289/lilones0067/harlemglobetrotters.jpg)
(http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2008/0111/nba_cneal_300.jpg)
Hey, the real Curly has better moves!
Move over, old man
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/teenwolf20slam20dunk20werewolf.jpg)
More hair, more air.
Quote from: Henry88 on April 29, 2009, 01:20:59 PM
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/swt2ohcrapthecops.jpg)
What movie is this picture from?
the return of swamp thing
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/6770_512x288_manicured__AUPfCP6Z0Wl.jpg)
Hey dog boy, ya wanna shoot some hoops.
"Sorry Madamoiselle, too tame...."
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/zarinastargrove/Actors/NRNS.jpg)
You can't hit this Claude if you can't see him...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-4.jpg)
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s254/petronius_ii/wolfman.jpg)
:smile:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-5.jpg)
Better try a whole new image.....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v216/viktim187/young_frankenstein4.jpg)
Ok...bigger ,stronger, and weirder...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2068419132_e92e45a97e.jpg)
Well Japan does have that effect on a monster......
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/kk62.jpg)
...so does Al Adamson...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/fm089.jpg)
Hanna-Barbera sent them back in time.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Flinstones-group.jpg)
...and Roger Corman sent them into the future...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-7.jpg)
And out into space......
(http://i379.photobucket.com/albums/oo238/por_amor_al_pool08/Dracula_3000.jpg)
aye...that may be true...but there is only one Prince of Darkness....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/3294143646_430bb0dd90.jpg)
(Gee...it's me!-doh!)
:bouncegiggle:
Also seen in liquid form!
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y107/mattritchie/Prince_of_Darkness.jpg)
Dracula-Prince of Darkness!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-9.jpg)
(http://www.tvshowsondvd.net/graphics/news3/KingOfKensington_S1.jpg)
They have their own version in Texas.....
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm30/posters_ff/tv/king_of_the_hill-show.jpg)
Only one King...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/kingkong.jpg)
This is the king
(http://www.aucklandzoo.co.nz/Homepage/Explore-The-Zoo/Animal-Exhibits/Pridelands/images/African%20lion%20Lazarus%20ZD013508.JPG)
"Me Tarzan, you sorted!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v310/palaeogothica/tarzan/tarzan6.jpg)
Tazan, this is Phil Collins, I beileve you two met on that Disney film a while back
(http://www.boston.com/ae/music/blog/philcollins.jpg)
You can't hear it coming in the air tonight!
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb115/Shara88888/DB08.jpg)
He comes near me, I'll hit him with one of these ! :teddyr:
(http://www.activesaturdays.com/Newbery-Uzi-Cricket-Bat.jpg)
Sports equipment has myriad uses in urban warfare!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q154/magicmarshall/Baseball_Furies4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/suburbancommando2.jpg)
In addition to being better looking, my uniform has more pizazz, and I have an actual gun.
This armor is not only stylish, but it actually works.
(http://www.weaponsblog.org/images/troy-hurtubise_58.jpg)
Who needs armor?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/indestructible_man.jpg)
Who needs a body!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3029/2636099456_a2fbcfa09b.jpg?v=0)
She does!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-10.jpg)
She may just have to wait then!
(http://i647.photobucket.com/albums/uu200/SERMCAP/invasion-of-the-body-snatchers-movi.jpg)
Here's some snatch I'd ...er...bodys I'd like to snatch...!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/goldfo11.jpg)
To him it's no 'International Mystery'!
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd23/stpimfg2/Austin_Powers.jpg)
Nor to him either, I wonder why?
(http://www.screenshotblog.com/posters/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/loveguru.jpg)
The Love Guru's an awesome movie.....NOT!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Waynes_world_ver2.jpg)
Not 'purrfect'.....
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j119/christinadgreen/The-Cat-in-the-Hat---Mike-Myers-Pos.jpg)
Thats ok guys...Mike won't last much longer...
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c389/incubabe101/axe.jpg)
The honeymoon was a disaster....
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e23/iggyandspike/The_shining_heres_johnny.jpg)
This business trip was pretty rubbish...
(http://nycblog.citysearch.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/11/08/patrick_bateman.jpg)
"BRRHAHRHAHRAHAHAHAHRHAAA..."
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b170/Nervousdogdance/Batman/ChristianBale-Batman.jpg)
(Translation: You're coming with me...)
Spider traps bat!
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x190/insainiack_photo/venom.jpg)
Clint and his primate friend stomped out Black Widows for two whole movies...
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i193/j_anan/285everyloose090507.jpg)
But can they survive....
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a278/bananarchyradio/horrors-2.gif)
That place is a cake walk compare to where we're at...
(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll34/wmgal/Miscellaneous/season4_14m.jpg)
At least they don't have to contend with the denizens of.....
(http://i366.photobucket.com/albums/oo107/kristelholly/LandThatTimeForgot.jpg)
Well at least you guys have land...
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e9/jskidoomxz/Waterworld.jpg)
"Got any grub Stranger!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/no_blade_of_grass.jpg)
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e71/efalchuk/7629f.jpg)
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/51W63Y9MK9L_SL500.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dd_guess2807.jpg)
Good bye Carl, I've found a new love and we're moving to America.
"Interesting idea!"
(http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a286/thefantasticblack/coming-to-america-eddie-murphy.jpg)
And, ironically, the last good idea you'll see for many years.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b5/Harlem-nights-poster-1.jpg)
"You want trouble guys!"
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q231/schukina/james20cagney.jpg)
All you've got.
(http://n2.nabble.com/file/n2134828/Last_Man_Standing-%255Bcdcovers_cc%255D-front.jpg)
"Watch your step, this is ma patch!"
(http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm211/Blunts73/LittleCaesar1931.jpg)
It's made from Edward G.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/14/SolyentGreen28d.png)
More a fan of organic human flesh....
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd13/halloweenmart/lecter0103.jpg)
No thanks, we're all vegetarians here in Nilbog, don't you know that?!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_n-hm9gvEHbk/Scux0KuVzrI/AAAAAAAADRw/f7uPzYHGtlw/s400/townfolk.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Cave_troll.jpg)
Real trolls don't wear hats.
This is where the Trolls hang out ...
(http://www.brucetomalin.com/Images/imdb-logo.jpg)
Send in the livestock to sort out the trolls.....
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e33/bmullard1/billygoatsgruff.jpg)
With a bit of editing, we can use you.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/63/Brothers_grimm_movie_poster.jpg)
(http://slavs.org.ua/img/articles/survival/burtgummer.jpg)
leave it to a pro
"Hello, Dad? Yeah, you're nothing but a wussy old hippy."
(http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/071112/mjfoxx_l.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Family-Ties-tv-05.jpg)
Alex, we brought you into the world, we can take you out of it too, won't make any difference to us, we'll just start over.
The Reagan years had a darkside...
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee62/nafishasan60/TheTripper2006.jpg)
Things used to be different.....
(http://i561.photobucket.com/albums/ss59/taringa7373/peliculas/dfmp_0099_bedtime_for_bonzo_1951.jpg)
Reagan had his moments...at least he inspired a great song!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-14.jpg)
Used in a montage sequence in this film...
(http://images.apple.com/itunesaffiliates/US/2007/01/9/SchoolOfRock_300x300.jpg)
The Ramones came to class in this one.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/BSO_Rock_N_Roll_High_School--Fronta.jpg)
I'd rather party with the big kids.
(http://forums.corvetteforum.com/members/navy-blue-albums-corvette-c1-posters-picture14333-animalhouse3.jpg)
Some things just don't change......
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd233/Casino923/bachelor_party.jpg)
(http://www.hi-rezdesigns.com/posters/slumber_party.jpg)
There goes the neighbourhood...even further....
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i33/tintarchive/blog/partycrashers.jpg)
I'm crashin' this party,baby!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-15.jpg)
He can't top this 'Party Animal'!
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b365/jluis1984/Blog/Events/05-cursewerewolf.jpg)
Hammer time,baby!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/hammerfrank.jpg)
(http://lh5.google.com/fisherwy/RxTGdi2KqeI/AAAAAAAAKOw/lXXOIIesb70/Jocelyn%20Wildenstein%5B2%5D.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3172/2727838202_2f53389022.jpg)
Who started off looking like...
(http://davidtennantluver1.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/john-03072007.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gareth_david_lloyd_01_446.jpg)
Who always looks good to this guy.
They all hang out at this place...
(http://postcardsfromtheuk.com/wp-content/themes/postcard/images/pcard_cardiff.jpg)
Isn't that in Roald Dahl's hometown?
(http://images.smarter.com/blogs/wonka1.jpg)
Maybe Torchwood ought to look into these guys. At the very least, Captain Jack might have some fun.
just because.
(http://movieimages.tripod.com/brazil/brazil08.jpg)
"I'm into 'Skinning'!"
(http://i455.photobucket.com/albums/qq273/archmoth/pinhead.jpg)
You want a cube, you got it !
(http://www.math.cornell.edu/~mec/Winter2009/Lipa/Puzzles/pics/rubiks-cube.jpg)
This one is roomier
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/cube.jpg)
I am just like you, but squared.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Cube_poster.JPG)
(http://bilder.vgb.no/9732/4col/img_446ccfb3c3e81.jpg)
Really, it's all gravy.....
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h250/Carly_Cameron/oxo.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Lastsupper_.jpg)
Couldn't improve the flavor of this dish.
You know, they may be onto something there......
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll318/saturn3_1965/soylent_green.jpg)
(http://www.midlandmemorabilia.co.uk/images/CAM71.JPG)
Greendale's finest.......
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y120/sabbystar/Postman-Pat.jpg)
From Greendale to...
(http://www.freewebs.com/tvkev/Emmerdale.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Passchendaele.jpg)
(http://www.impawards.com/1981/posters/scanners_ver2.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on May 09, 2009, 09:18:06 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Passchendaele.jpg)
When did this movie come out and where can I find it???
Quote from: indianasmith on May 09, 2009, 11:49:37 PM
Quote from: AndyC on May 09, 2009, 09:18:06 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/36/Passchendaele.jpg)
When did this movie come out and where can I find it???
It came out last year. You should be able to find it on Amazon or Netflix.
Quote from: ChuckSplatt on May 09, 2009, 10:55:21 PM
(http://www.impawards.com/1981/posters/scanners_ver2.jpg)
Inside your mind AND well armed!
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y274/thejediorder/JediOrder2.gif)
New Order
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/musictv/factory/gallery/neworder.jpg)
It's always a 'Blue Monday' for these guys......
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b98/videodronner/BlueManGroup.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/da/Gargamel_and_Azrael_from_the_Smurfs.jpg/494px-Gargamel_and_Azrael_from_the_Smurfs.jpg)
Well...we need a superhero to take care of that villian...
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k243/thejokerr/underdog.jpg)
A dog is no match for a bear (even a stuffed one)!
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j74/Erichtho_2006/Stuff/superted2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/grizzly.jpg)
This guy is not your average teddy bear
I can tame that b'ar!
(http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a69/NickKalar/ltga3.jpg)
Even Ol' Adams couldn't tame this 'Mercurial' character:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/prophecy/prophecy6.jpg)
Picture thanks to review on this site.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v189/youngun39/miscellaneous/Fozzy.png)
This one's not joking!
(http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m94/virgil_CRO/Grizzlyposter.jpg)
(http://www.fantascienza.com/cinema/risveglio-del-dinosauro/media/Ris_Din.JPG)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/angeleyes1.jpg)
I'll handle this, soon as I get my grenade launcher and uranium off my horse.
I don't care if you shoot as good as me, I'm bigger on the poster.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ad/Forafewdollarsmore.jpg)
My name IS the title!
(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee145/Brooklyn_Chivalry/DJANGO.jpg)
(http://www.lonelyreviewer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/film_hellboy6_pistole.jpg)
So is mine.
"Tonight's my night old boy!"
(http://i720.photobucket.com/albums/ww203/seaweed-photos/demon.jpg)
(http://tehresistance.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/hedorah-m1.jpg)
No, its mine.
"Sorry Hedorah mate but you've been superceded by a newer pile of waste!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v101/vexation/monsturd.jpg)
(http://dissidentex.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/h2g2vogon.jpg)
"Energize the demolition beams!"
"So you seek Solo also Vogon!"
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e250/man0lo/jabba-real_v.jpg)
Tor kill fat monster!
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e203/susanthegoddess/TORJOHNSON.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__aQQm19auJI/R0Panm9qoVI/AAAAAAAAAt8/052-izhKaog/s1600/the-hulk-od-2003.jpg)
"HULK SMASH!"
"Hulk going to get squashed!"
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk295/zingdan/Vintage%20Posters/dfmp_0072_amazing_colossal_man_1957.jpg)
Did we just post at the same time?
Your picture got there first. I've slightly modified my caption so that it follows on better though.
Fascinating.
Moving on...
(http://www.geocities.com/dalektimeline/NewDalek1.jpg)
She's the girl with the baseball bat and the 'Nitro Nine'!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v613/Chris2/Ace.jpg)
(http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keating/images/q-star-trek.jpg)
"What are you so scared of, hmm?"
"These guys!"
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l296/MeghanRS/Star%20Trek/BorgCube.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ERIZ_bRqSPE/SdpdCmp3NvI/AAAAAAAAAXQ/_69cbd3ce6E/s400/Master_with_laser_screwdriver.png)
"Laser Screwdriver. Who'd want sonic?"
"ME ACTUALLY!"
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e359/BlackAndDecker/DrRobotnik.jpg)
There isn't room in this town for two guys with a red uniform and a huge, red mustache. The gloves are coming off.
(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/blogs-prod-static/mediam/Lanny_01.jpg)
(http://www.tonnerdoll.com/2007Images/TONNER%202007/Spiderman/spiderman_6.jpg)
"I don't think so!"
"I just have to run out of your web!"
(http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o134/Kit-Carson-PR/Foro%20de%20Kit%20Carson%20Puerto%20Rico/Flash1.jpg)
Nice padded suit. This guy played a better superhero with nothing but a pair of ripped pants and some makeup.
(http://www.muscle-build.com/images/lou-ferrigno.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Graboid.jpg)
"GRUUAGH! SMACH CHOMP!"
"Mankind's getting back in the hunt!"
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/124/320022305_4998da7495.jpg?)
"Stephen, put that silly gun away and get in the house."
(http://i180.photobucket.com/albums/x206/Laurel_blogger/birney_l.jpg)
(http://www.stampede-entertainment.com/wrmkllr/p8-l.jpg)
"Good! I like warm running food!"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/skitched-20080628-170834.jpg)
Relax, movie's almost over, in the end we kill every one of those little b*****ds.
"Damn, just when we'd run out of ammo!"
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y132/cosmosis95/BARAGON.jpg)
(http://www.giantmonstermovies.com/images/jet-jaguar-m.jpg)
"He's here to save the day!"
"Hey Jaguar boy, get in line!"
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g171/johnniesocko/l_088fa516ba25f4089c3a0d1e29ab14c9.jpg)
eat rainbow death beams
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/mechagodzilla.jpg)
"Back off apes, we've got first dibs on planet Earth!"
(http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg240/daneofwar/kaiju/moguera.jpg)
"And I'll defend earth with my fellow Autobots!"
(http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/1250/optimusprimeeb9831.jpg) (http://img133.imageshack.us/my.php?image=optimusprimeeb9831.jpg)
Their programs have just gone offline......Who could have done that?
(http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i62/sanctified018/hackers.jpg)
Some of these in the system...
(http://kdr.client.jp/shows/bugs/g/dvd-box-l.jpg)
"I know all about them. They creep up on you."
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/creepshow/creepshow6.jpg)
Airbourne assailants are even worse (especially in ludicrously large sizes)!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mosquito/mosquito2.jpg)
(Image thanks to review on this site.)
The natural predator of the mosquito is
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/45/Thebat_2poster.jpg)
"It wouldn't want to meet ma bat!"
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh309/paolandia/people/BabeRuth.jpg)
(http://www.galeon.com/animalkingdom/bat.gif)
"I hope that's not a prank caller!"
(http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb139/microharley/batman.jpg)
Ozzymandias speaks: It might be this Joker making crank calls.
(http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/cesar-romero-as-the-joker.jpg)
Ozzymandias has spoken!!!
"I've tweeked your signal a bit haahaahaa !"
(http://rookery2.viary.com/storagev12/757000/757063_209c_625x1000.jpg)
"Now, now, I'm too HAPPY to do that!"
(http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d32/uclamy/My%20Favorites/mrhappy.jpg)
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/1robots-gal-marvin.jpg)
"What a depressingly happy face."
"Look an authentic 'Paranoid Android' just like in our song!"
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/thehousenextdoor/2007/Links%20for%20the%20Day/December%2031st%202007/300px-Thief_-_Radiohead.jpg)
(http://www.med.wayne.edu/amsa/pictures/People/space%20ghost.jpg)
"Moltar, can you make me one hundred copies of the new 'Radioheads' CD?"
Even 'Superheroes' aren't exempt from the attentions of the 'G-Men'!
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n8/nemo1120/antipiracy_seal063006.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Fringe_NobleJackson-thumb-550x366-1.jpg)
You know Peter, examining an agent's internal organs has given me an idea, I'd like a strawberry milk shake, wouldn't you ?
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/demons-top-stairs.jpg)
(http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/06/shaun_of_the_dead_xl_02.jpg)
"We've got to get to the Winchester!"
"We ....must.....EAT......FLESH!"
(http://i462.photobucket.com/albums/qq342/Cruikshank85/26004979.gif)
I'm guessing from the way they're walking they have all had too many of these...
(http://www.golfportugal.co.uk/golfing-news/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/beer.jpg)
Possibly just after 'Chucking-Out' time.......
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w40/lianne_shaw/al_murray_lrg1.jpg?t=1192174835)
Al meet Colin...
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/fivelive/presenters/media/COLIN_MURRAY_NEW.jpg)
Seems like a clan gathering......
(http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w213/head7/Bill-Murray-Photograph-C11796740.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_tcTfs3HkpVI/SC0djM830kI/AAAAAAAAAHk/D0UktB29hLM/S220/caddyshack+gopher.jpg)
(http://news.thomasnet.com/IMT/archives/A%20fierce%20battle%20is%20being%20waged%20between%20environmentalists%20and%20a%20powerful%20lobby%20over%20the%20lawnmower%20engine%92s%20emissions.jpg)
*SPLAT*
He lacks the stamina.....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v318/kennypete/Straight_Story.jpg)
(http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/11-05/images/pinhead.jpg)
"WE'LL TEAR YOUR SOUL APART!"
"Vengeance is mine!"
(http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i150/baqnblaq2003/Pumpkinhead.jpg)
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/aliens/images/6/69/AVP_Xenomorph.jpg)
"Move over Pumkinhead!"
"I'll bag any prey!"
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f309/ErickRcks/predator.jpg)
Did you say "pray"?
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1534/jesusprayingc65a687.jpg) (http://img521.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jesusprayingc65a687.jpg)
(is it blasphemous to have Bill Murray, gophers, Pinhead, Pumpkinhead, the Alien, the Predator and Jesus all on one page? :teddyr:)
(http://theunexplainedmysteries.com/images/buddha_big.jpg)
Add Buddha and it probably is.
Could someone be trying to tell us something?!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l46/sunbeammoonpie/Art/lightning-2.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_URc6vRVSUtI/SOW4Ll24JSI/AAAAAAAAA9w/zaXCKG_YDMg/s400/Necronomicon_3.gif)
I think it's this book trying to tell us something.
"Yes that it's three weeks overdue!"
(http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n268/anyoldicon/conan-the-librarian.jpg)
Librarian? Where?
(http://medioxcore.net/post/oct/rol02.JPG)
"I want to rule the world just a little bit more than most!"
(http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm2/plexd11/blofeld1.jpg)
(http://www.voguehost.com/ims/u/kingtut33/TeamXbox/wengweng2.jpg)
Boosh.
"Small world isn't it!"
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff296/gophernuts/Nick_Nack_by_Herv_Villechaize.jpg)
This world ain't big enough for the both of us... er.. the three of us!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/tinytown/tinytown7.jpg)
Not even 'Middle Earth'......
(http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y252/Texas_Rules/LOTR/gimli.jpg)
Bring it on,ya big bully!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-22.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/dark.jpg)
Let's wait for a really big girl, besides Munchkins taste awful.
Perhaps this is all really just a matter of scale......
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/kcokies/tn_landofthegiants2.jpg)
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Yoda-ep2.jpg)
Not when it all comes together......
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v292/dog8mypeeps/SimonGarfunkel.jpg)
He ain't heavy...he's my TOR!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Special-Feature-1-Bride-Of-The-Mons.jpg)
and no...I have no idea why he's screaming at Pipi Longstockings...)
The lost "Thirteenth Labour Of Hercules" - Take out Tor........
(http://i122.photobucket.com/albums/o266/bookalaka1/PeplumBanner.jpg)
Ah...but can the Mighty Hercules defeat a 2-Headed Cyclops? Eh?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/cyclops1.jpg)
Three heads are better than two.......
(http://i181.photobucket.com/albums/x128/photobean1/cerberus_hound_by_ShamanX.jpg)
Howzabout Foreheads? (get it FOUR-heads?...foreheads! ha ha ha....ha...uh...yeah.)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-25.jpg)
Nice one!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/1525601041_b6c38ff6a2_o.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/yuccaflats2.jpg)
Tor returns to the screen as THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS!!!!!
But he can't do a thing against:
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/2/3246091_c9c8b709bc_o.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Jackharkness.jpg)
(http://gandt.blogs.brynmawr.edu/files/2009/04/lisa.jpg)
(http://chicksagainstpalin.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/fembot2.jpg)
The ASTOUNDING SHE MONSTER is bullet proof!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/She-Monster1.jpg)
Gotta nice ass too! :thumbup:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/She-Monster3.jpg)
(http://feministing.com/imageStorage/herchair.jpg)
(http://gapersblock.com/drivethru/Fat_bastard.jpg)
"I'll sit in THAT chair!"
(http://www.davidlynch.de/harkonnen.jpg)
(http://dissidentex.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/h2g2vogon.jpg)
"O freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plured gabbleblochits on a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurlecruncheon, see if I don't!"
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-19.jpg)
(http://giantrobots.thoughtbot.com/assets/2008/10/3/t1000_l.jpg)
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/xfiles/images/340/doggett01.jpg)
Agt. Doggett is on the case...
(http://www.reelfilm.com/images/cujo.jpg)
No dog is a match for this one.
Scary, but can he handle Zoltan?
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3200/3071972523_025d059055_o.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/lge_Underdog_070927050820969_widewe.jpg)
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b300/spacemonkey_fg/80s1.jpg)
Meanwhile, on a blighted Earth Don and his dog have important things on their minds......
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/boy_and_his_dog_ver2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-20.jpg)
So young fella, what are your thoughts about polygamy ?
You call that scary facepaint?
(http://images.fearnet.com/fearnetImages/imWgWaaaV2qYkkQ926Laaa1VVwIw==.jpg)
"You look so scary....NOT!"
(http://i60.photobucket.com/albums/h35/msdivinephotos/msdivineblogs/clown.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/229/492817621_4d60b71270.jpg)
(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk132/mich617/zhansolo.jpg)
" You think your so cool,Ford! I'll be back! I'll get my revenge!!!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Prank_and_Trickster.jpg)
(....Mark Hamill....)
He's still stuck in the slipstream.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/slipstream02.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/action-true-lies.jpg)
I say we kill them, especially the guy named Simon.
Turns out he wasn't the only one keeping secrets......
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/Taramw32/Horror%20Movies/Halloween1978.jpg)
I've come back from the dead more times than you.
(http://api.ning.com/files/x7FG2HC67s145HIQtn8sKer6JUaVtG2l8iNiq8Eu6-k_/JasonFridaythe13th.jpg)
You could use your mask as one of these...
(http://stainless-steel-sieves-grids.electrical-brass-components.com/stainless_steel_grids_strainers_sieves_kitchen_sinks_bath_overflow_grids.jpg)
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87/cloggagurl88/clogging/clogging_02.jpg)
For real stopping power -
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Hoover_Dam_2007_540x360.jpg)
NO!NO! DAMN! Not the Hoover Dam!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-26.jpg)
"Humans, quarelling again!"
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w64/tmiller915_2007/gort-1.jpg)
I don't care. I just kill.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-29.jpg)
Someone's made an unlikely comeback!
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn76/ozymandias005/35576463.jpg)
(http://www.horror-wood.com/EDEAD7.jpg)
"We'll swallow your SOUL!"
(http://www.geocities.com/mathias59601/boomstick.jpg)
This..is my BOOMSTICK!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Slim_1.jpg)
Mine's not a stick, but it does go boom.
Radiation, eh? Bring it on!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/df/Godzilla_collage.jpg)
"What an 'Ill-Starred' day for a comeback eh Godzilla San!"
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z275/Bloodaxe726/cthulhu-6.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/apophis.jpg)
"That impact has woken me up, time for a bite to eat....."
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u57/KCStargazer/krakenBIG.jpg)
"All rights, ya overgrown octomapusk. Gets yer testicles off me boatsk."
(http://www.ultimatecoupons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/popeye.jpg)
"That's my nickname sailorboy!"
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v280/tomasutpen/album4/TheFrenchConnection.jpg)
"You may be Hackman...but I HACK,man!"
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-30.jpg)
(...yeah...that was quite the groaner....)
Nah that's my kind of pun!
"You're getting a little Boreden, Lizzie!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/craw-axe-1.jpg)
(I considered using a STRAIGHT JACKET pic :bouncegiggle:)
Never bring an axe to a CHAINSAW fight!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-184.jpg)
However homicidally insane they are, no human could combat a kaiju sized chainsaw!
(http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j218/grimmronin/Horror/gigan.jpg)
You better have yer gut diamond tipped!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/3393436510_9cd35ab843_o.jpg)
This 'Dungeonmaster' has past form opposing stone giants.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dungeonmaster/dungeonmaster3.jpg)
DRAW.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/30771606488_107.gif)
"Is that thing supposed to be you Chris, Ah don't like the look of it one little bit!"
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g70/TashaMolnar/Magnificentseven.jpg)
They've just spotted...
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r157/larrymetzler/COWGIRLS.jpg?t=1243350997)
(man, i had some fun with google images to get that pic !)
I've got a few cowgirls lined up to take a ride on my "Love Boat."
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v438/kjv31/7782/SteubingCheerleaders.jpg)
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/vlcsnap-196029.png)
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/37/111037.jpg)
"Oh pointy birds....."
(http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r475/orangebrownvelvet/ManWithTwoBrains.jpg)
(http://nobenjaminbutton.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/jerk1.jpg?w=171&h=300)
(http://blogs.sfweekly.com/shookdown/clouseau.jpg)
(http://georgecoghill.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/pink-panther-cartoon.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/SamSheepdog.gif)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a0/Foghorn_Leghorn.png)
I'm going to assume he could terrorize any dog.
(http://brandstrategy.files.wordpress.com/2006/10/bumper-bucket-kfc.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/kaufman2.jpg)
How many pieces was that?
It doesn't matter now, too many scavengers about!
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj162/dragonhill42/vultures.jpg)
(http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii180/ometiklan/puke_jpg.jpg)
"Don't PUKE...............FEEL!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ninjawars/ninjawars4.jpg)
(Picture thanks to review on this site.)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3043/3049266930_055409c35a_o.gif)
How about a wafer thin mint?
(http://www.21food.com/userImages/haofood/haofood$224992.jpg)
(http://poker.ladbrokes.com/layout/default/images/poker-chips.jpg)
Like poker, do you?
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l109/anniecatt/Captured/INDIANA_JONES_RAIDERS_LOST_ARK-0-61.jpg)
I'll "poke her"... :wink:
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/04_03/micheleryanNBC_468x349.jpg)
There might be some competition for that......
(http://i460.photobucket.com/albums/qq322/ploogblog/jekyll-sr-hyde.jpg)
The writer...
(http://weblogs.variety.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/16/moffat.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gene_roddenberry.jpg)
The creator...
And with nobody reining him in, we got this...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/Star_trek-the_motion_picture.png)
And that pretty much ended his involvement with the movies.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/dark_lord_13/khan.jpg)
Consider yourself rebooted.
(http://www.oliviamunn.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/chris-pine-as-captain-kirk.jpg)
(http://sftv.info/Television/R/ReBoot/Images/ReBoot_Characters.jpg)
(http://blogs.amctv.com/future-of-classic/the%20matrix,%20fan%20quiz.jpg)
There is no spoon.
But there IS a 'Light Bike'!
(http://i521.photobucket.com/albums/w334/danirizate/tron-poster.jpg)
(http://www.tutorialjungle.com/tutorials/images/neon_advertisement_5.jpg)
(http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f335/NovembrineWaltz/Aurora.jpg)
(http://patratosu.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/alethiometer.jpg)
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g196/xtratalk/nato.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/godzilla62smallg54wtanks.jpg)
NATO, what's that ?
Opponents of the guys who made the best efforts of this 'superweapons' crew irrelevent by launching nuclear missiles!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/300px-Super_X.jpg)
(http://www.lib.utexas.edu/maps/middle_east_and_asia/north_korea_rel96.jpg)
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e370/remllovw/team-america-world-police-1.jpg)
(http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2009/01/ateam_450x350.jpg)
A different kind of team
For more mundane problems......
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Watchdog460.jpg)
Their early years were far more exciting:
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/land-of-the-lost-family.jpg)
"So you see, that strange land they were trapped in, Sleestacks and all, was just an early prototype for this place here now! In my own back garden too....."
(http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u230/ppcccaps/jp5.jpg)
"Zat's enough mischief from you, Herr Bartlett. Your arms...up."
(http://biomesblog.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/06/24/karl_otto_alberty.jpg)
Nazis, he hates those guys...
(http://www.solarnavigator.net/films_movies_actors/actors_films_images/indiana_jones_temple_of_doom.jpg)
Almost as much as he hates these guys....
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd309/KenMarsh/python.jpg)
At least they're not as bad as this guy...
(http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photo_StoryLevel/080327/080327-tdyft_morgan.widec.jpg)
"I agree, he's positively dreadful."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a1/Simon_Cowell.jpg/409px-Simon_Cowell.jpg)
Susan Boyle can tame him...
(this is a pic from her teen-age years)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-1676.jpg)
(that's really mean,isn't it?)
Vampirism is a plague far less virulent than.....
(http://img30.photobucket.com/albums/v91/melwitt/45de9d3c.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 31, 2009, 06:21:26 PM
Susan Boyle can tame him...
(this is a pic from her teen-age years)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-1676.jpg)
(that's really mean,isn't it?)
It's times like this I regret that your karma button was disconnected. :cheers:
Quote from: AndyC on May 31, 2009, 06:34:47 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on May 31, 2009, 06:21:26 PM
Susan Boyle can tame him...
(this is a pic from her teen-age years)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-1676.jpg)
(that's really mean,isn't it?)
It's times like this I regret that your karma button was disconnected. :cheers:
Guys, c'mon, she lost, stop being mean.
Lost whut? Her ravishing teen beauty? :question:
I think she was runner up wasn't she. She could still build a very successful career based on the publicity from the earlier stages alone.
Quote from: JJ80 on May 31, 2009, 07:06:52 PM
I think she was runner up wasn't she. She could still build a very successful career based on the publicity from the earlier stages alone.
I heard she was taken away under the mantal health act.
Seriously.
Due to stress, not going loony or anything.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/b-movie-grid-789.jpg)
Enough with the reality talent shows already !! Back to "B" movies, or we'll do bad things with you !!
You don't get more classic bad movies than Ed Wood.
(http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/87/300_87.jpg)
Quote from: flackbait on June 01, 2009, 10:58:19 PM
You don't get more classic bad movies than Ed Wood.
(http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/87/300_87.jpg)
dam! Great minds think alike! I was about to post an Ed Wood pic!!! :buggedout: Unreal!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/6ghouls.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on June 01, 2009, 11:02:27 PM
Quote from: flackbait on June 01, 2009, 10:58:19 PM
You don't get more classic bad movies than Ed Wood.
(http://images-cdn01.associatedcontent.com/image/87/300_87.jpg)
dam! Great minds think alike! I was about to post an Ed Wood pic!!! :buggedout: Unreal!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/6ghouls.jpg)
Well RC like you said, I'm psychic! :teddyr:
Heres another guy who starred in quite a bit of b-films, and a lot of everything now that I think of it. John Caradine
(http://blogs.citypages.com/gimmenoise/carradine.jpg)
He'd fit right in with these fellas
(http://ferdyonfilms.com/GONY%201.jpg)
Break it up,you mugs. We're takin' over this territory!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-2201.jpg)
"You wanna play rough? OK. Allow me to introduce you to my small companion."
(http://agoldenworld.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/scarface_25.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/large_brando3.jpg)
Michael, control yourself, remember what happened to Santino.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BYX14125JUQ/Rlp38H-9JuI/AAAAAAAABVQ/ojhooRTg83M/s1600/Martin_Sheen_Apocalypse_Now.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on June 03, 2009, 10:11:20 AM
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BYX14125JUQ/Rlp38H-9JuI/AAAAAAAABVQ/ojhooRTg83M/s1600/Martin_Sheen_Apocalypse_Now.jpg)
My X is bigger than yer X.... :tongueout:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-1775.jpg)
Taking things to the eXtreme...
(http://i3.iofferphoto.com/img/item/350/160/91/Extreme_ghostbusters.jpg)
Bust this Ghost!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2806280767_16eb03f3bd.jpg)
"I'm a class 5 full roaming vapor! Whatcha gonna do about it!?"
(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/1993/slimerfc75bbe.jpg) (http://img41.imageshack.us/my.php?image=slimerfc75bbe.jpg)
(http://iconsoffright.com/news/Ghostbusters.jpeg)
"Don't cross the streams!!"
(http://www.historyforkids.org/learn/economy/pictures/chicken.jpg)
If I don't cross the stream, how am I supposed get to the other side? :question:
It doesn't matter now, the door's been left unlocked.......
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g78/sathaos/12-126RedFoxOosenbrug3x5LargeWebvie.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/wild-country-3.jpg)
Not in a box, not with a fox, I do not like green eggs and ham, but I find people quite tasty.
(http://cftaf1234.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/lecter0103.jpg)
So do I... now come a bit closer...
"Oh oh here he comes, he's a maneater!"
(http://i284.photobucket.com/albums/ll7/cjsmrbig/Hall_and_Oates.jpg)
Haulin' Oats is easy.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3274/2298055582_5e4b67bee2.jpg?v=0)
This is the tricky bit.....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3529/3458505126_c14a53769b.jpg)
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/TVad-Enzyte-SmilingBob.jpg)
"Amateur!"
"See you!"
(http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m393/bugman25/RowdyRoddyPiper.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on June 07, 2009, 11:36:27 AM
This is the tricky bit.....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3529/3458505126_c14a53769b.jpg)
Good Lord! I have a twin!
You're right, I can see the resemblance! I just liked that shot over any of the other ones that I found on google.
I like wearing skirts!
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c92/T-Y-L-E-R-/Ed_Wood.jpg)
What skirt would suit you ?
(http://natalicious-style.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mini-skirts.jpg)
"It's brilliant!"
(http://nymag.com/arts/art/features/warhol070212_560.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/fleshf23.jpg)
Not so much.
(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/6/A70-3175)
Duh.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/0/0e/Bulletproff.jpg/800px-Bulletproff.jpg)
(http://www.pulpfictionwallets.com/images/jules-with-gun.gif)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/mace_windu.jpg)
Tryin' to be the Shepherd...got the costume.
Hang onto your butt, Sam.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3103/2927333439_d8a429a593.jpg?v=0)
"Plesiosaurus, Allosaurus, Styrachosaurus we've taken 'em all on and won so what's the big deal with this thing!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/landforgot/landforgot4.jpg)
(Picture thanks to review on this site)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6c/Troymcclure.png)
One of 'Troy's' staunchest enemies.....
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w165/hockeychik88/111holywowwwwww.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Thepitposter.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/wanted-jolie_l.jpg)
absolute zero cannon top's gun
(http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee98/Henry88_02/223_G.jpg)
The robot world's 'Top Dog'.....
(http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b179/happo_no_giri/new_team_k9.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/hound_of_the_baskervilles_xl_04--fi.jpg)
I prefer the supernatural type of hound myself.
Like this you mean?!
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/Taliesin_ttlg/book%20covers/zoltan.jpg)
That blood-sucking mutt wouldn't stand a chance against the awesome coolness of Max, the Bionic Dog:
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/4055145.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/MadMax.jpg)
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsB/2160-16142.gif)
(http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/images/features/belalugosi/3.jpg)
Sometimes less is more.
However, the same techniques don't work EVERY SINGLE TIME......
(http://i175.photobucket.com/albums/w142/emillyorr/not/fearlessVampireKillers2-1024.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/tb-14.jpg)
It's guys like you who give us vampires a bad name.
No, no, no....it's THIS guy who gives vampires a bad name:
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/twilightedwardcullenimage.jpg)
AAAAHHHAA! BEGONE EMO VAMPIRE THING!!!!
(http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/flamethrower_51.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/83/Firestarterposter84.jpg)
Bring it on, tough guy.
(http://www.geocities.com/televisioncity/4766/film/hg/allappre.jpg)
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Knightni.jpg)
Not until you bring us... A SHRUBBERY!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-21.jpg)
Have two, they're small.
They're sissys compared to this guy !
(http://www.lazydork.com/movies/littleshop.jpg)
This dude has a solution that will take care of that evil weed:
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/157_spicoli_bong.gif)
(http://fortwayneright.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/cheech__chong_4.jpg)
You call that a smoke, man?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/sesame20vice.jpg)
Less about the 'leaf'; more about the 'roots':
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/puppetma.jpg)
(http://www.darkcornercollectibles.com/images/Demonic%20toys%20poster.jpg)
I'd like to see em beat these guys! (But they do)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/93708825uk9.png)
On my command we will perform an FMJ exorcism
(http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/full-metal-jacket-ermey.jpg)
What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?
Something happened to him in the next decade or so.
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l132/Raulito_11/frighteners-e.jpg)
He's not scared...
(http://fashiongrunge.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/marty-mcfly.jpg)
He will be....becuase whatever walks in Hill House walks alone.
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/019.jpg)
Until the Experts get the 'Call'.....
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z137/gsap92/ghostbusters.jpg)
Hate to bust yer bubble.but Bob Hope and Paulette Goddard were brekain' Ghosts many moons before you hit the scene...the original GHOSTBREAKERS...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/3053024727_8ae4b84355_o-1.jpg)
Bring it on.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Breakin%27_movie_poster.jpg)
"Yo homies, word up!"
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2151/2068662618_dd2b9656e8.jpg)
(http://fastidious.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/danceotdead.jpg)
It's a BIT more than that!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/orgyofthedead.jpg)
(http://lemurking.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/trailer-park-of-terror-dvd.jpg)
The backwoods have their problems as well.....
(http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t37/mlevinsky/redneck-zombies-dvd-coverscan.jpg)
(http://www.nerepublican.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/duck-gun-01.jpg)
This'll take care of the buggers!
Little bit of a history lesson here, guns like this did exist. They would use them for hunting flocks of ducks. just by pointing and firing the thing you could take out half a flock of birds at least.
What beats the biggest shotgun? How about the smallest nuke? The M-388 Davy Crockett.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/43/DavyCrockettBomb.jpg/750px-DavyCrockettBomb.jpg)
The original, man and rifle, is still the greatest
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-22.jpg)
An invisible gun...
(http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp51/matthawk16/JuddNelson.jpg)
Better have silver bullets in that invisable gun....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/casa2-1.jpg)
"You mean I AM like SOME other guys!?"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3144/2988385623_1ce2252be1_o.jpg)
yeah well, the ymir is a rapid growing alien on Earh(http://www.dreadcentral.com/img/reviews/20mill2b.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gary_keir.jpg)
Gary, didn't you kill one of these in a previous movie?
Yes, but it was much bigger.
" I'm sorry Dave-I mean, Dennis..."
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-2052.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/colossus03.jpg)
Now that Colossus is on line have maintenance unplug that idiot HAL9000, then we'll have no more "My mind is going Dave" crap.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/marvin.jpg)
Brain the size of a planet...and they let an old mainframe and a crustacean run things?
"Really Marvin, such pessimism just will not do!"
(http://i555.photobucket.com/albums/jj455/star1977_2009/r2d2-c3po.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/22.jpg)
I don't care what you say, they still look like bugs to me.
Very dangerous bugs indeed.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/tvshows/outerlimits/zanti/zanti_cap3.jpg)
(Photo thanks to review on this site)
A bug with a human face? Looks yummy.
(http://mos.totalfilm.com/images/8/8-barking-movie-dog-moments-08-430-75.jpg)
(http://www.alicia-logic.com/capsimages/mr_004ArmyOfAnubis.jpg)
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg90/SecretSunBlog/egyptand03.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/kv.gif)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2325/2028440947_cbb763d2be.jpg?v=0)
(http://www.stories.the-ridges.net/images/alan.jpg)
Look out for raptors...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Spino.jpg)
We can take him, he only ever gets chased by big things, we got surprise on our side.
Surprise!
(http://undercarbon.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/f_22_raptor_4.jpg)
Surprise back atcha!
(http://www.disclose.tv/files/photos/2b24d495052a8ceL.jpg)
Square and round can coexist peacefully.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_uDVBBC0d884/RkdDXVwN4EI/AAAAAAAAAMQ/pJutrlkKNpw/s1600/roliepolieolie.jpg)
It's hip to be square
(http://www.eorthopod.com/images/ContentImages/hip/hip_trochanteric_bursitis/hip_trochburs_intro01.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/ElvisPresleyAlohafromHawaii.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Bubba_Ho-Tep_poster.JPG)
(http://ingridle.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/hubba-bubba-strawberry.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/GumpBubba.jpg)
People call me Bubba, just like one of those o'l redneck boys, can you believe it?
(http://x0b.xanga.com/392c651749033205504905/z159756290.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ruEYxg66IA0/SIeBb1FIKsI/AAAAAAAAAV8/eSZZPP-9r1o/s1600/Lucy%2BChocolate.jpg)
Meanwhile, in a different part of the factory, the proprietor was conducting a little tour for some visitors....
(http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j44/rocky_moods/rpgpics/willy-wonka-choc-factory.jpg)
Aye, that would be Willy!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/dc/GroundskeeperWillie.png)
The butler will give you the tour....
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/3342555483_b7d3d924ea.jpg)
(http://irishgothichorrorjournal.homestead.com/Innocents.jpg)
You call that a collar? Here's a man who can handle a real suit.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2318/2470369869_9b2d4774fd.jpg?v=0)
(http://media.canada.com/fae0b6fd-d281-4d23-840e-569bef1c674c/1472295.jpg)
The tables have turned!
-Jimmybob
What could beat Canadian hockey?
(http://image01.demandmade.com/IMGSRV/s/product_media/39697.jpg)
How about good old japanese baseball?
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/Power%20ranger%20Monsters/strikeout.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/MMPRgroup.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/BE070418.jpg)
"This is MY battle!"
(http://i121.photobucket.com/albums/o215/Crystal00Mizzou/Daniel-Day-Lewis---Last-of-the-Mohi.jpg)
With us!!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2002_gangs_of_new_york_018.jpg)
You call yourself a gang of New York? You're not invited to the summit until you get some better costumes!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/archive/0/03/20080806045102!TheWarriors_1979_Movie_Poster.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/braverheartfreedom.jpg)
Remember, moon them first, then we kill them.
We don't need another hero.
(http://www.enovine.net/muzika/i25/05iv07muz/05iv0715muz/Tina%20Turner%20-%20All%20The%20Best%20front.jpg)
Howzabout a heroine? Like some hot,black COFFY?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/2190873151_26d25b8a78.jpg)
(http://www.paulthreadgold.com/USERIMAGES/kenco_03_web800.jpg)
Black Coffee's ok in the morn...but I prefer...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/Black-Velvet-2004.jpg)
(http://www.avclub.com/assets/images/articles/article/2126/blue_velvet.jpeg)
"Don't you f**kin' look at me!"
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b82/GOTJ05/frankbooth7ns.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/KeanuReevesSpeed.jpg)
"I'll f##kin' look at you!"
(http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/music/billandted460.jpg)
(http://img267.imageshack.us/img267/9985/2817thebreakfastclub113.jpg) (http://img267.imageshack.us/i/2817thebreakfastclub113.jpg/)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3417/3258164774_1220c5419c.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Shere.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/primeval2.gif)
Apparently some sort of beastie has crawled out of a cereal box, Cutter, can your people handle it or shall I call out the SAS?
They've been...
(http://www.maximumfun.org/blog/uploaded_images/axed-783717.png)
(http://www.theolivecentre.com.au/assets/images/Chainsaw1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/rebel-swimmers-header.jpg)
We've got more than just a chainsaw.
Swimmers should always be wary of mines.....
(http://i656.photobucket.com/albums/uu288/BOOM_Michael_Bay/seamine.jpg)
Unleash the Kraken.
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1996/unleashthekraken.jpg) (http://img40.imageshack.us/i/unleashthekraken.jpg/)
(http://cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/41/97/PatrickStewart2004-08-03.0.0.0x0.600x813.jpeg)
Couldn't find a picture of him in a kilt from SNL...
"Yeah, right."
(http://gingersnaps.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/mrclean1.jpg)
(http://msp225.photobucket.com/albums/dd259/SupernaturalMonkey/Hedorah.jpg)
I can take him!
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd103/Dancing_Fungus/TheBlob-746282.jpg)
Nice to know the fire extinguisher actually worked on one 50s monster.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/12/Fire-extinuisher-uk.jpg/450px-Fire-extinuisher-uk.jpg)
But it's not big enough to extinguish all fires.....
(http://www.ashlandschools.org/morgan_cottle/volcano.jpg)
Oh man...look what your volcano woke up!
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/god.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51011MWSFYL._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Yeah, but then Tom's neighbors from The Burbs makes him eat sardines and pretzels.
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/9271/burbs.jpg) (http://img196.imageshack.us/i/burbs.jpg/)
Then he gets sick and runs off the set! :twirl:
Tom's resourceful. He'll find someplace else to live.
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f390/kristianebell/bosom_l.jpg)
Yeah but Tom's getting really old, He really can't use the lipstick and wig anymore.
(http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1180/tomhankscastaway.jpg) (http://img24.imageshack.us/i/tomhankscastaway.jpg/)
He looks washed up, get it? hahaha I really crack my self up sometimes. :twirl:
Easy pickings.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Ben_Linus2.jpg)
He was in...
(http://systemofsystems.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/x-files.jpg)
Ben Linus was almost wiped-out by a spinal-tumor in Season 3 of Lost, so I think he could easily be killed by...
(http://www.zgeek.com/forum/gallery/files/9/3/1/0/toxic_avenger.jpg)
The Toxic Avenger! (who is basically just a giant walking tumor)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/photo_lrg.jpg)
It worked on that big thing, it'll work on this guy, trust me.
Hulk don't like them, so Hulk SMASH!!!
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/3381/hulklouferrigno.jpg) (http://img43.imageshack.us/i/hulklouferrigno.jpg/)
Seeing as the hulk dies in "the Death of the Incredible Hulk" (1990) by face-planting into rocks and concrete, I'de say this monster from Galaxy Quest would have no problem taking Hulk down...
(http://www.dukemagazine.duke.edu/dukemag/issues/091004/images/lg_galaxyquest.jpg)
Yup thats right, Hulk jumped out of a plane I think.
Counterattack - The Jackhammer Massacre.
(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/1780/thejackhammermassacre.jpg) (http://img196.imageshack.us/i/thejackhammermassacre.jpg/)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2638/3724353519_17fb3ebd63.jpg)
Awesome Counterattack! :thumbup: karma 4 U!
Counterattack - Ultimate Warrior. He beat Hulk Hogan, so he could beat Lyle Alzado.
(http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/6089/ultimatewarrior.jpg) (http://img190.imageshack.us/i/ultimatewarrior.jpg/)
He couldn't survive the attentions of this guy:
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/affiche3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2141742873_40657c57a2.jpg)
Just kill him again and we'll get a beer, okay?
However Satan's sedan is also desperate for a rematch.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thecar/thecar7.jpg)
(Image thanks to review on this site)
Satan's sedan,
Counterattack - The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!
(http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/2601/holyhandgrenadeofantioc.jpg) (http://img29.imageshack.us/i/holyhandgrenadeofantioc.jpg/)
From - Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Arrested-monty-python-and-the-holy-.jpg)
All rirght, you're all under arrest.
"Not so fast!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Mordred2.jpg)
Counterattack - Maniac Cop. Obey the Law!
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/3996/maniaccop.jpg) (http://img199.imageshack.us/i/maniaccop.jpg/)
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a143/grkunit28/robocop.jpg)
Counterattack - MechaGodzilla 1974.
(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/9962/mechagodzilla1.png) (http://img38.imageshack.us/i/mechagodzilla1.png/)
"Total systems failure!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gvsmecha/gvsmecha8.jpg)
(Photo thanks to image on this site)
Very good, I see you know your Godzilla movies. :thumbup:
Counterattack - Godzilla's Meltdown.
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/5650/godzillaj.png) (http://img31.imageshack.us/i/godzillaj.png/)
In Godzilla vs. Destoroyah Godzilla dies for good.
That just leaves one reptillian hero around the place....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v46/Ch3rryFilt3r/cool%20finds/gamera.jpg)
Counterattack - Hedorah aka The Smog Monster gets Gamera really sick.
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/8355/hedorahakathesmogmonste.png) (http://img16.imageshack.us/i/hedorahakathesmogmonste.png/)
Sing with me now - save the Earth, save the earth ... lol
That's his job!
(http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/HBizzl3/CaptainPlanet.jpg)
"Screw off, wacko."
(http://blog.synthesis.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/rush.jpg)
(http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u252/TheBraxcave/JohnStewart.jpg)
Like most politicians and comedians, Jon Stewart will ultimately be destroyed by the very thing that makes him famous... his own mouth. So what better to take him down than the dual-mouthed Sandworm from Beetlejuice!!!
(http://imaginarycinema.com/images/burton/normal_beetlejuice071.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/RobotChickenStarWars_Worm1.jpg)
This is a real worm.
A real worm?
Shai-Hulud is not amused.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/dune-sandworm-2.jpg)
That looks like like a massive alien peni-HUH ?!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e1/Removed.svg/464px-Removed.svg.png)
Oh, if I show you, the image will be taken down and Andrew will be cross with me. :teddyr:
Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/MaeWest.jpg)
There's only one response to that...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sextette/sextette2.jpg)
(and this image might well make Andrew cross too)
Lon Chaney Jr. in werewolf form, He can take care of her.
(http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/9838/werewolfandwoman.jpg) (http://img20.imageshack.us/i/werewolfandwoman.jpg/)
Ancient legends tell that werewolves can be defeated by watery near-beer:
(http://www.neonsign.com/eng_mirrors/images/silverbulletsmmirror.jpg)
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2952993198_05271aa06d.jpg)
Too easy, Rev.
(http://members.fortunecity.com/ymir1/clash/clash005.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/nbc-640x480.gif)
DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET -
More iconic...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1b/RCA_Indian_Head_test_pattern.JPG/800px-RCA_Indian_Head_test_pattern.JPG)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/s2ep6.jpg)
These will pick up more than TV test patterns.
(http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/networkmadashell1.JPG)
Too much TV can be bad for you.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 04, 2009, 08:39:50 PM
(http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/networkmadashell1.JPG)
Too much TV can be bad for you.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 04, 2009, 08:39:50 PM
(http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/networkmadashell1.JPG)
Too much TV can be bad for you.
I can't se anything but a red X inna box-but would it be a pic from VIDEODROME? :question:
Quote from: RCMerchant on August 06, 2009, 07:26:57 PM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 04, 2009, 08:39:50 PM
(http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/networkmadashell1.JPG)
Too much TV can be bad for you.
Quote from: Rev. Powell on August 04, 2009, 08:39:50 PM
(http://www.americanrhetoric.com/images/networkmadashell1.JPG)
Too much TV can be bad for you.
I can't se anything but a red X inna box-but would it be a pic from VIDEODROME? :question:
I meant to put a box with a red x---kind of like what your TV looks like after your eyes get blurry from watching it too long. :wink:
Actually I meant to post this but got lazy and hotlinked the wrong site:
(http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9044/network1p.jpg)
Sorry 'bout that.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/082108_appaloosa_400X400.jpg)
Virgil, in my experience being heavily armed and mad as hell just works better than being mad as hell all by itself.
(http://bestgamewallpapers.com/files/scarface/bad-guy.jpg)
Come on you cockaroaches! Say hello to my little friend!
(http://cdn-write.demandstudios.com/upload//4000/300/70/6/234376.jpg)
Where's your committment boy? 'In for a penny...' I always say.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/Mr_Hyde.jpg)
(http://www.filmjackets.com/FEATURES/IMAGES/Feature_LifeOnMarsUK-big.jpg)
(bit of a cryptic link, this one...)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Morris_Ankrum-1.jpg)
I look forward to your arrival.
(http://fusedfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/flashgordon1980.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/45306964.jpg)
I'll be open shortly, please come back, I have what you need.
(http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/shining.jpg)
I can't wait.
Jack Nicholson = nuts. Crazy Eddie = totally insane!
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/4213/crazyeddie.png) (http://img194.imageshack.us/i/crazyeddie.png/)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/_arquivo_hannibal_lecter-copy.jpg)
Come now Eddie, don't be rude.
"Anger, um, social acceptance, and, huh, sexual frustrations, sir... "
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2503/3863527949_51a3e04843_o.jpg)
(http://www.rivernen.ca/starling.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pterodactylno2.jpg)
See, I told you mine was bigger.
Erm...bigger isn't always better:
"Something, he didn't know what, but something as big as a battleship had just flown over and past him, at speeds so great he couldn't begin to estimate them."
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw1.jpg)
(With thanks to Andrew!)
(http://www.cs.princeton.edu/academics/ugradpgm/spe/summer04/chwillia/battleship1%5B1%5D.jpg)
(http://366weirdmovies.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/kung_fu_hustle.jpg)
Loose lips sink ships.
(http://www.skylinedrive-in.com/images/rockyhorror_poster.jpg)
Oh how the mighty have fallen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjlOfrHCMsk&feature=related
(http://blog.pucp.edu.pe/media/1120/20081129-ToWongFoo1.jpg)
You better bring more queens, honey. 3 of a kind beats a straight everytime
"You betta work..."
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa116/nigelhouse/ru.jpg)
(welcome back Izzy btw :drink:)
Thanks, DS. I may not be able to post much, but since I was able to reset my password, I can at least log in and keep you characters in line. I'm on via my phone, so what I can do is VERY limited. Just remember, I'm watching you
Quote from: IzzyDedjet on September 02, 2009, 07:52:34 PM
Thanks, DS. I may not be able to post much, but since I was able to reset my password, I can at least log in and keep you characters in line. I'm on via my phone, so what I can do is VERY limited. Just remember, I'm watching you
You heard him folks, now get posting.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mary-ann-true-blood-maenead.jpg)
Actual female with a very bad attitude
We'd vote THAT Mary Ann right off the island! We like ours sweet.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/cast-of-gilligans-island.jpg)
(It was unanimous: even Jim *Backus* said she'd have to go. :wink: )
Quiet little South Pacific islands were in demand back then.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/19/Castle_Romeo.jpg/477px-Castle_Romeo.jpg)
Can you handle the aftermath?
(http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/atlarge/godzilla.jpg)
Only one Monster I can think of that can take out Godzilla in a 1 on 1 battle.
(http://img114.imageshack.us/img114/9962/mechagodzilla1.png) (http://img114.imageshack.us/i/mechagodzilla1.png/)
MechaGodzilla
This is not your father's giant mecha.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/28424259_218cd1138e_o.jpg)
(http://gaowhite.sites.uol.com.br/mmpr-dragonzord.jpg)
You got nothin, big boy. We all know that the good guy always wins.
This guy'll cut you down to size.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/97/235474274_c3ad6489ab.jpg)
(http://www.watchingshowtime.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/annabeth-gish.jpg)
(This photo does make sense. I promise)
It takes more than a metal suit to make a man of *Steel*
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/supermaniv/supermaniv4.jpg)
Sometimes it's just too easy...
(http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/images_2/Superman13.jpg)
(http://media.gamerevolution.com/images/misc/Image/cousin_it.jpg)
Maybe we could sit and talk about you folicular challenges
May I offer you a trim?
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e72/mzaeta/edward-scissorhands.jpg)
Try some adamantium claws.
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/2184/wolverinex.jpg) (http://img193.imageshack.us/i/wolverinex.jpg/)
From 'X' to 'O'
(http://www.fulvuedrive-in.com/cover/OMEN76SET.jpg)
I was the beginning of the end first!
(http://www.historycooperative.org/journals/eh/12.2/images/tsutsui_fig05b.jpg)
"You have much to learn, grasshopper."
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3547/3471316289_73289cc4d4.jpg)
There was a "bad taste" option in this post, but I opted for the better of the two.
(http://blog.mctimages.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/06/kill_bill_vol_2.jpg)
We all know how well grasshoppers fare against the "five point palm exploding heart technique".
NEXT!
(http://www.classicalhomeschooling.com/assets/images/gates.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pulp_fiction_duo.jpg)
We've really had it with this hacker s**t
(http://thesegoto11.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/edward-scissorhands.jpg)
You both need haircuts...from the neck up
And his buddy....
(http://www.stars-portraits.com/images/portraits/stars/t/tim-burton/tim-burton-by-hoffman.jpg)
Could this kill off Tim Burton's career?
(http://www.virginmedia.com/images/1remakesapes-400.jpg)
(http://airportwatch.org.uk/downloads/NO%20at%20Heathrow.jpg)
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p139/WaE_Master/9vv7mg4bjqqnzt8l4cnu.jpg)
A more authentic "Yes" man.
(http://www.planete.qc.ca/quisuisje/images/jon-anderson-yes.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/WilliamShatner-TheTransformedMan.jpg)
"MISTER TAMBOURINE MAAAAAAAAN!"
(http://www.maidenwine.com/08_discography/CD_MSMFOS.jpg)
I almost went with a Kill Bill again, but some evils are eternal. I just went worse than Bill. Sad to say, my mom actually has an original pressing of this on 33 1/3 rpm vinyl.
You gents aren't even near worthy...
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u8/Newmie24/LookingForFreedom.jpg)
(http://www.horror-movies.ca/albums/userpics/poster_anacondas3dvdimage.jpg)
I don't suppose we were lucky enough for him to get eaten in this one. Due to a severe and irrational case of herpephobia, I havent seen it.
One in a long string that should have ended a career that should have ended after Knight Rider.
As am aside. It's fun to look back at how far this thread has come since you joined it. I made my first post here and in this thread with page 121. Aint that a kick in the @$$?
QuoteAs am aside. It's fun to look back at how far this thread has come since you joined it. I made my first post here and in this thread with page 121. Aint that a kick in the @$$?
The young whipper snappers have done well keeping it up. Us veterans need our rest at times but its good to get back to it once and awhile.
"Oy, ain't she a beauty..."
(http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e154/donym11/Steve-Irwin.jpg)
DS, ol' buddy, you made it way to easy to go tasteless on this one.
Lets just assume that I'm a nice guy and didnt go there.
(http://image.kitcarmag.com/f/editorials/awesome-car-movies-part-1/7147876+w500+cr1+re0+ar1/corvette-summer.jpg)
One good stingray deserves another
(http://www.badmovies.org/tvshows/stingray/troytempest1.jpg)
(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/4514/xcross01.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Freddy_Krueger.JPG)
(http://www.feedmebrains.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/zombie_strippers.jpg)
Roxy Saint had your number from the get-go.
That reminds me...Add Roxy to hot women in music thread
Roxy Saint, meet Roxy Music!
(http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d71/confettichaos/netroxrred.jpg)
(http://www.freefoto.com/images/2026/05/2026_05_1---P-O-Pride-of-Bilbao-Ferry_web.jpg)
Call that a boat?
(http://www.mocpages.com/user_images/12746/1218822224_DISPLAY.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/02-01Perfectstorm.jpg)
You need a bigger boat, trust me.
(http://z.hubpages.com/u/18167_f260.jpg)
As I recall, she taught ol' George a thing or two about the facts of lice, and could still teach Marky Mark a thing or two.
Here we see George trying to teach Mark the words to that theme song.
Settle down dear...
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h92/uniqueenie1/5z19s76.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/43/103451109_c643fd8b3c.jpg)
(http://electricghetto.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/gary-coleman.jpg)
What you talkin' bout Conrad Bain? I made you, sucka!
"Yo man, you're not the 'Flava' of the month no more!"
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3452/3875451596_17f1969612.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/21/27954721_7d437567af.jpg)
"After ma woman again are you!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/eegah/eegah4.jpg)
(Photo thanks to review on this site)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SGpBF-csjUw/ScgEjgBr8RI/AAAAAAAAAKc/fVcmi5LKlLc/s320/1983_3.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hJXyUKVteuI/R1JkLYdfBLI/AAAAAAAAADI/Pfi1uIIp8xU/s320/cabbage.jpg)
(http://static.squidoo.com/resize/squidoo_images/-1/draft_lens1998941module9750203photo_1212113939Bavarian_lederhosen.jpg)
(http://i332.photobucket.com/albums/m354/schellfinx/hotpants.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/69L0026_lg_2_Rock-Hudson-and-John-W.jpg)
Yes Roy, that outfit is more macho than Wladziu's.
(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/8949/189232951332fa.jpg) (http://img132.imageshack.us/i/189232951332fa.jpg/)
"Throw down those teacups and draw!"
Conzidder dis a deevoss.
(http://i259.photobucket.com/albums/hh284/CTone03/Guns%20in%20movies/Terminator%202/ShortyWin1887.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/lindahunt4.jpg)
Mr. Terminator, I want to see you in my office, NOW!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Stockwell_as_yueh.jpg)
(http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/118/384/047/gv9LLdRaKZm7UGp.jpg)
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/35.jpg)
(http://img1.ifilmpro.com/resize/image/stills/films/resize/istd/2857580.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2629/3983956039_7b2b1cb0be.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/scifi_2a.jpg)
I may be older, but at least I got my own TV series.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/53/267270759_ece5405153.jpg)
"You're older than me too, but I've been in a lot more stuff."
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/googleface.jpg)
True, remember me?
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/TheEyeCreatures.jpg)
Behold! Our eyes impressed him more!
Im CDDRUSHING YOUR HEAD!...Uh, i mean EYE!!
(http://msp25.photobucket.com/albums/c83/annamaria1231/CrushYourHead.jpg)
I'm taking your soul.
(http://www.mst3ktemple.com/images/Soultaker-OS.jpg)
Not so fast!
(http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x301/daragedaprolific/Aretha_Franklin.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/b-w-diana.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/michael-jackson-thriller.jpg)
(http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4935/brucecampbellarmyofdark.jpg)
You call that a chin?
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/185/447456492_6ce17a0487.jpg)
(http://www.premiere.fr/var/premiere/storage/images/diaporama/tango-et-cash/tango-et-cash-tango-and-cash-1989/1877735-1-fre-FR/tango_et_cash_tango_and_cash_1989_reference.jpg)
That chin was all you had when we got done...BUB
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/estelle-getty-stop-or-my-mom-will-s.jpg)
Joe, honey, you'll never find a nice girl if you hang around with schlubs like him.
Ma, what are you doing? Put that thing down.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/67/229429312_06b25ff549.jpg)
On second thought, Ma, hold on to it and help me with these things.
(http://www.pastemagazine.com/blogs/lists/2009/03/27/brandon_bird_killing_machin.jpg)
FYI: Brandon Bird's immortal painting "Killing Machine" depicting the late, great Bea Arthur wrestling a velociraptor.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ats40870_Lake_Placid.jpg)
Bea, after he's finished lunch you can wrestle my little buddy.
Why wrestle? We'll just beam it up!
(http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq141/hovering2000/alien/Taste_for_Beef_by_evilspork.jpg)
That reminds me of something....
(http://www.vtcommunications.com/images/motorized-jet-engine.jpg)
Could this be the next step?
(http://www.devicedaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/warp-drive.jpg)
That also reminds me of something.... :teddyr:
(http://emfry.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/ferrero-rocher.jpg)
Those things always look like minature:
(http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b68/lazycard/asteroid.jpg)
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/1089/armageddonwb.jpg)
When Bruce goes into space he has been known to keep different company.....
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk188/ericericnshee1987/5e_045RubyBlonde.jpg)
His hair reminds me of something.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/1e/Traditional.Sunday.Roast-01.jpg/800px-Traditional.Sunday.Roast-01.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :buggedout: What are those?!
Yorkshire pudding. Ruby Rod looks like he could soak up quite a bit of gravy with that do.
:bouncegiggle: :cheers: That made me laugh.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/chud6.jpg)
So, what's for dessert ?
Picture provided by Bad Movies.
(http://www.ugo.com/images/galleries/nightmare-neighbors_filmtv/nightmare-neighbors-barton-fink.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2627/3734594155_55c15d229f.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ObrxIUaPL._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
(http://www.negrophonic.com/words/images/paris_is_burning.jpg)
Fortunately it's raining men...
Lets see. Paris is burning...
Why could we not burn this Paris...at the stake
(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2005_House_of_Wax/2005_house_of_wax_013.jpg)
Or: Paris wouldn't burn had she used a condom.
This could go on forever
The original Hilton Sisters could outclass and out act those modern scuzzbags:
(http://www.silverscreenings.net/screens/freaks/images/pdvd_010.jpg)
(OK this has been stalled long enough:)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/freaks.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/6172K0QEB4L._SL500_AA240_.jpg)
I can get you all of those you need.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/alg_happening.jpg)
This is what happens when you fool Mother Nature.
And this is what they're looking at....
(http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/medias/nmedia/00/02/16/41/69199753_ph1.jpg)
(http://lancemannion.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/red_caddy.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2primeval_epi06_02.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0d/%D0%9C%D1%8B%D1%88%D1%8C_2.jpg/800px-%D0%9C%D1%8B%D1%88%D1%8C_2.jpg)
(http://www.bloodygoodhorror.com/bgh/files/reviews/caps/OfUnknownOriginTeaser.jpg)
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/58/155918255_371218af92.jpg)
(http://blogs.suntimes.com/ebert/071002-star-picture_big.jpg)
(it does make sense)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fc/Masters_of_the_universe.jpg)
We are your masters.
Yo, Ivan; I'm gonna mop the floor with youse...USA!!
(http://www.thegregbradyproject.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/sylvester-stallone-rocky-iii-photograph-c12150466.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Terminator-2-judgement-day.jpg)
(http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/maria-shriver.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c7/Blondie_-_Maria_(US).jpg)
Baldy Maria
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2522/4072626260_d5eb08cb91_m.jpg)
The original "bald" Maria...
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/maria-large.jpg)
(http://allofme.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/cybermen_on_bbc.jpg)
(http://www.scifiscience.co.uk/img/common/logo_TheMaster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/TenthDoctor.jpg)
^Your TV hero is too geeky
(http://images.askmen.com/galleries/men/david-duchovny/pictures/david-duchovny-picture-2.jpg)
So's yours.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/John_Doggett.jpg/250px-John_Doggett.jpg)
Here's the metal version of your hero :twirl:
(http://www.dailycognition.com/content/image/terminator2_l.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/silver-surfer-02.jpg)
Way cooler.
We don't like surfers.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_sRdutWgMMgs/SQStrOqeB3I/AAAAAAAAA_8/jIJ8_kuyJO4/s1600/Harvey%2BLembeck%2Bwith%2Bthe%2BRats%2Band%2BMice%2Byou%2BSTUPID!!!.jpg)
(http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2009-04/46335148.jpg)
Cool it, daddio, Annette's my chick.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/horrorparty/horrorparty1.jpg)
CUT! CUT! ... cut please ... ok, take 2.
(http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/1/2802076777c385ef6e41o.jpg) (http://img4.imageshack.us/i/2802076777c385ef6e41o.jpg/)
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/Bonham123/quint-zilla.jpg)
From concept to reality...
(http://i.neoseeker.com/mgv/308920-kspiess/920/13/mechagodzilla_display.jpg)
Prepare to be neatly bisected, then you can blow up for no reason.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Voltron_in_the_sun.jpg)
(http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t196/FR3aKyG33/MEGAZORD.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2705/4154372388_f6856e77b0_o.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/5861.jpg)
Nothing is as bad as The Crimson Chin!
Oh yeah..well the badness shall face...the TICK!!!! Spoon!!
(http://repairstemcell.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/the-tick.jpg)
Omigod. I never noticed the striking resemblance the Tick and Chin share! wacky!
(http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/movie-patricks/patrick-warburton-tick.jpg)
Even The Tick would struggle against the awesome power of SUPERGRAN!
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk168/HRHTHEPRINCEOFWHALES/supergran.jpg)
(http://www.ugo.com/dvd/guide-to-spoofs/images/the-naked-gun.jpg)
But we can always use Frank Drebbin... He knows how to handle the grans
(http://www.cinemaretro.com/uploads/poseidon.jpg)
It's all very well walking towards the light but just be careful what sort of vessel you board aftrewards.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathship/deathship1.jpg)
(Photo thanks to review on this ste.)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/ghostship.jpg)
After death, we'll come back to haunt you.
(http://i108.photobucket.com/albums/n26/innocentdead/ghostbusters.jpg)
"This isn't reaaly an emergency!"
(http://i278.photobucket.com/albums/kk119/lint_clouds/Harvest%20Lily/15swayze_slide06.jpg)
I beg to differ.
(http://www.legendsofhorror.org/images/poltergeists/beast.jpg)
See, they're not ALL bad....
(http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy9/decaldoctorz/Cartoon/cartoon-casper.jpg)
No, but they make bad movies
(http://www.muchgeek.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/nostalgia_critic.jpg)
Famously so!
(http://i441.photobucket.com/albums/qq132/jdepp/edwooddvd048.jpg)
(http://www.britamtvdvd.com/GhostbustersAnimV2.jpg)
(http://i535.photobucket.com/albums/ee351/NoRights/RGB.jpg)
(http://www.boneville.com/wp-content/uploads/Bone_MIB.jpg)
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll301/Starbuck_Star/Serier/xfilesez0.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on December 22, 2009, 12:06:41 PM
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll301/Starbuck_Star/Serier/xfilesez0.jpg)
Hail to the gods.
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s29/FelipeSoto/X-FilesspecialagentReyesandDoggett.jpg)
(http://blog-static.excite.eu/it/blogs/mamboman/share/img/host_flukeman.jpg)
Swallowed!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/whiteworm/whiteworm8.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on December 22, 2009, 01:44:09 PM
Swallowed!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/whiteworm/whiteworm8.jpg)
yea, but the worm is in the Creeping Terror's sink, so the terror begins when the C.T. eats the white worms wife!(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/creepterror/creepterror5.jpg) :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Unfortunately, this gelatinous johnny-come-lately absorbed all of them....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/theblob/theblob3.jpg)
(Image thanks to the review on this site.)
Quote from: JJ80 on December 27, 2009, 06:25:54 PM
Unfortunately, this gelatinous johnny-come-lately absorbed all of them....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/theblob/theblob3.jpg)
(Image thanks to the review on this site.)
yeah, but committed suicide after watching (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos1.jpg)
However, on a more positive note....
(http://i642.photobucket.com/albums/uu148/pshiowattana/hands_across_america.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Hemingway_farewell.jpg)
(http://www.orcutt.net/images/hwsg.jpg)
I wrote that! (I think this is a picture of hemingway, looks like em at least)
(http://i474.photobucket.com/albums/rr107/alberichn/Herman_melville.jpg)
"But not Moby Dick My good sir!"
Yeah , But I was writing before you where born!
(http://www.crystalinks.com/homerst.jpg)
True, but your name seems to have lost some of its association to great literature in recent years.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/02/Homer_Simpson_2006.png)
Fables of a timeless variety.....
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k299/aesopnson/aesop.jpg)
Timeless? Aesop, you're a noob!
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/cave_painting_l.jpg)
(http://i593.photobucket.com/albums/tt18/Dr__Strangelove/moonwatcher.gif)
Tor Johnson is MORE intimidating!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine6.jpg)
(http://saysomethingfunny.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/george-the-animal-steele.jpg)
And I'll eat your turn buckle covers too.
No match for a 'Giant' amongst wrestlers......
(http://i1011.photobucket.com/albums/af237/JohnnyFever78/Wrestling/Andre1.jpg)
No, he will tremble before this man:
(http://biblicalpaths.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/chuck-norris-002-thumb-400x498.jpg)
His only possible competition.....
(http://i817.photobucket.com/albums/zz97/philenderby/mr_t.jpg)
but he got smacked by
(http://www.newmanmag.com/newmanreport/uploaded_images/rocky1-764782.jpg)
Good, but wouldn't stand a chance against the Greatest.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Ali_movie_poster.jpg)
but even he couldn't stand a chance against
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/72/Superman.jpg)
Seriously. You guys arent even TRYING anymore.
(http://www.delminsociety.net/motm/images/images_aug2006/Kryptonite.jpg)
Wadja expect? Richard Pryor?
Quote from: KYGOTC on January 13, 2010, 10:32:25 PM
Seriously. You guys arent even TRYING anymore.
(http://www.delminsociety.net/motm/images/images_aug2006/Kryptonite.jpg)
Wadja expect? Richard Pryor?
No, we expected Hush
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/Hushx.jpg)
Or
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/59/Bane4s.png)
Somebody say they were expecting Bain?
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v301/thecaptain72/Thumbconradbain.jpg)
(http://firebreathingchristian.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/monty-python-spanish-inquisition.jpg)
(http://resumeplay.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/dantes-inferno-game-box-artwork1.jpg)
I think we have more to fear from this Holy Warrior.
Bring it on!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/PyramidHead.png)
(http://cubemedia.ign.com/cube/image/eternaldarkness_050702_3.jpg)
THE DARKNESS SHALL BE ETERNAL!
"You kids get outta my yard!"
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_Oxk9hM8NlC8/R0TVQUlOQ_I/AAAAAAAAAAc/hPMBXsJRwjY/s1600/spider_mastermind.gif)
BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER!(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/CaptainN.jpg)
(http://www.muchgeek.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/nostalgia_critic.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/Confused_dog.jpg)
That as far as you can go, Poochie?
(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Editorial/091005/6_Scariest_Movies/exorcist2.jpg)
WHOO are you kidding, girly; I can do a 360 with the best of 'em!
(http://kidoinfo.com/ri/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/snowy_owl-audubon-owl.jpg)
That's not a scary bird
(http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/4615/zombie5.jpg)
But there's only one as big as a battleship!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/giantclaw/giantclaw8.jpg)
battle ship?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9e/USS_Texas_BB-35.jpg/624px-USS_Texas_BB-35.jpg)
(http://www.ipmsstockholm.org/magazine/2003/03/images_bismarck/bismarck_07.jpg)
You haff NOSSINK!!!
I kin handle that!
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj205/Pushingtheenvelope/Classic50sScifi/Beneaththesea.jpg)
"Let's me handles it!"
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w11/bottomhouse10/popeye_strut.gif)
I cheat death
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a7/Batman_Lee.png)
(http://imagineannie.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/straight-jacket1.jpg)
Ol' Bats has a few bats in his belfry
The original Bat-man-and only Reinfeild needs the strait jacket---
I can find a way to get Bela in somehow!
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n208/steffy_chef/Bela%20Ferenc/BelaLugosi.jpg)
Bela faces the challenge of expressionism.....
(http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p129/joniec/300px-Nosferatu_door_in_the_castle.jpg)
Well......the ultimate Van Helsing can take care of this....
(http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n313/sogoishi/actors/peter_cushing.jpg)
"I know an Imperial general when I see one!"
(http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk78/killerpup/luke-skywalker.jpg)
"And I'd know your voice anywhere, Joker."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/Batmananimated32.png)
Some costumed vigilantes are even tougher.....
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj285/merman1967/Superheroes/Punisher.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/prinspace/prinspace8.jpg)
Allow me to reference my earlier commentary on how your weapons are ineffective!"
Prince of Space, meet King Ghidorah.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1d/King_Ghidorah_91.jpg)
He came from a scrap yard but the Iron Man could handle a space monster.....
(http://www.faber.co.uk/site-media/onix-images/thumbs/3561_jpg_280x450_q85.jpg)
You've been dwarfed.
(http://thisrecording.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/the_iron_giant.jpg)
But you've been de-energised.....
(http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk237/rowdeath/KRONOS.jpg)
to bad Kronos got killed by This DUDE:
(http://blogs.alfresco.com/wp/webcasts/files/2009/10/mad-scientist.png)
"Dad. What are you doing out of the home?"
(http://img112.imageshack.us/img112/9219/beak5wo.jpg)
(http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/mst3k/images/0/0a/Forrester.jpg)
I like the hair, I like the lime green labcoat, but I'm afraid you're just not evil enough to make it in the mad science game.
Gotta be careful with all those movies you're watching.
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8453/videodeadboxart.jpg)
or we could have a black out/ power surge from a
(http://www.injury.com/injuries/wp-content/uploads/lightning(2).jpg)
(http://i291.photobucket.com/albums/ll319/rodneysorah/448px-West_-_Benjamin_Franklin_Draw.jpg)
but where did those babies come from?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Manos_clapper.gif)
Maybe he delivered them......
(http://i37.photobucket.com/albums/e86/ky_born_army_brat/stork.jpg)
Yea, well that stork gets struck by LIIIIGHTNNING LIIIIIIGHTNNIIING!!!!
(http://www.jca-photo.com/bilder/portraits/klaus_nomi.jpg)
good grief, he looks like this dude's younger bro.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rockyhorror/rockyhorror4.jpg)
"Hey, why don't cha come up and see me sometime!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sextette/sextette2.jpg)
Photo thanks to the review on this site.
Love to but can't.
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/4599/blindfury60e.png)
YES YOU WILL!!!!!
(http://geekwhisperin.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/conan-the-barbarian.jpg)
Well 'Red'......
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc246/pinoy1000/redsonja01.jpg)
I think of more 'black and white'
(http://www.akg.hu/filmklub/filmek/batessh.gif)
A madman in striking colour.....
(http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e17/rabier86/PeepingTom.jpg)
nah, i want an eye
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/crawleye/crawleye6.jpg)
Needs more eye.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_aZUpIJ-69a4/SyWKeFQneWI/AAAAAAAAANg/JV-dSU_YJn8/s1600/Pee_Wees_Playhouse_Monster.png)
Is this enough?
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/1525601041_b6c38ff6a2_o.jpg)
Here, let me get the red out for you.
(http://www.motorsportsartist.com/911truthiness/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/cleareye.jpg)
"Then they'll look JUST LIKE THIS!"
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee3/tovar102800/marge-1.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on January 28, 2010, 12:17:12 PM
"Then they'll look JUST LIKE THIS!"
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee3/tovar102800/marge-1.jpg)
AAAAAAAA!!! GO 'WAY GO 'WAY HAHAAAYYY!!!
nah, that's too much of an overdose, here's after a month
(http://www.badmovierealm.com/reviews/killers_from_space/killersfromspace07.jpg)
Nah, brainpower is the real matter of importance....
(http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x121/Raksodiem/IMAGENES%20MYSPACE/SaucerMen_Rep2.jpg)
If your neck can still support it, your brain ain't big enough.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/eb/Modok.PNG)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/1181426371_ad063771df.jpg)
Who needs a neck?
more importantly, who needs a face :buggedout:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/brainarous/brainarous2.jpg)
"Why, anybody can have a brain. That's a very mediocre commodity."
(http://grimmerie.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/1939-ozreal.jpg)
And downright dangerous in their more extreme forms.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fiendface/fiendface7.jpg)
(Photo thanks to review on this site)
and the giant brains
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thebrain/thebrain8.jpg)
Have their weaknesses too....
(http://i427.photobucket.com/albums/pp355/stoker187/MP4337The-Brain-Eaters-Posters.jpg)
but this dude is even more worse :buggedout:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/69/Scarlethangman.jpg)
El Santo could sort him out....
(http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k206/space_cowboy80/180px-El_Santo.jpg)
nah, maybe this guy
(http://www1.phillyburbs.com/superheroes/images/pumaman.jpg)
No Feline based hero can surpass:
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm106/MADMAN909/thundercats.jpg)
nah, a feline criminal-to-hero can!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8a/Catwoman_BTAS.jpg)
He'll run rings around her.....
(http://i475.photobucket.com/albums/rr114/zideen/Tom%20and%20Jerry/mouse.jpg)
the Blob will eat him!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/theblob/theblob3.jpg)
Not unless Cthulu gets all of them.....
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z311/mazzakazza/Cthulu.png)
nah, these guys can track him
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cyberninja/cyberninja8.jpg)
Cyberninjas can't resist:
(http://i380.photobucket.com/albums/oo247/guyverunit05/Power%20Rangers%20Mighty%20Morphin%20Seasons1-3/j.jpg)
You're all misled...I have the "power"...
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c117/ekoopman/He-Man2.jpg)
"I'm SUPPOSED to have it!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mastersu/mastersu3.jpg)
(Photo thanks to review on this site.)
"I must break you..."
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee111/mojobluegecko/ivan.jpg)
(http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp180/imrobotking/vlcsnap-89064.png)
Time hasn't been kind...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cb/JCVD_Poster.jpg)
Things weren't always that way....
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i224/nirvanan42/cyborg.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Terminator1984movieposter.jpg)
"Drop your weapons. You are under arrest!"
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/hemightbegiant/RobocopVsTerminator.jpg)
sorry, but you just CAN'T drop a car from the ground when the car is the weapon
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thecar/thecar7.jpg)
Woe betide any enemies of "The Wraith".....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wraith/wraith4.jpg)
(Photo thanks to review on this site)
DEATH CONQUERS ALL!!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cemeteryman/cemeteryman8.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v304/evilsonic/The_Tall_Man.jpg)
Sir, I, Tor Johnson, Challenges you to a duel!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine6.jpg)
"You cannot withstand the power of the Ultimate Warrior!"
(http://i551.photobucket.com/albums/ii444/MINICooperS/warrior.jpg)
But no one can resist me, i'm a sexy b***h who can make your fantasies come true!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wizards/wizards4.jpg)
"Tut, tut!"
(http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss199/ldearden/Fairies/Disney-Fairies-Tinkerbell-FP2061.jpg)
"Hello, I'm you slutty sister!"
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_ZYt1i59ikAk/Se-_500zvJI/AAAAAAAAAiA/0L-fCknIYKk/s400/ferngully.gif)
Fairies? I'll take care of those wretched things.
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3889/labyrinth1.jpg)
(http://www.defmshop.com/uploads/Z3/st/Z3stnw8xCtNIBU9aOs-GLA/david_bowie_10.jpg)
He played hiss boss.
who needs a boss?
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/01/08-15/fight-club-brad-pit-tyler.jpg)
"Feeling lucky punk?!"
(http://i275.photobucket.com/albums/jj311/unit283/clyde.jpg)
(http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd244/squirrell_2007/evil-monkey.jpg)
"In retrospect, that was most probably the first sign that primates would supercede the animal Man....."
(http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee148/Doomsdave/dr-zaius2a.jpg)
"I am just a monkey man..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Mick_Jagger_in_red.jpg)
"Who are you, who who, who who?!"
(http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r51/shornack/Music%20Pix/daltrey_roger.jpg)
"I am the Walrus..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/51/JohnLennonpeace.jpg)
"No, you're a goddam hippy!"
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w177/dirty_skull_splitter_harry/r-lee-emery.jpg)
"AT EASE, DISEASE!"
(http://img715.imageshack.us/img715/7417/0045.gif)
Other priorities.....
(http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll56/GeneBarry/Phil%20Silvers/untitled6.jpg)
"I am, I said..."
(http://www.catskillmountainkeeper.org/files/Image/images/diamond-neil-photo-neil-diamond-6227147.jpg)
Not such a "Lonely Boy".....
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/grmerrill/Andrew%20Gold/andrewgold18zi.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on January 30, 2010, 09:47:19 PM
Not such a "Lonely Boy".....
(http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/grmerrill/Andrew%20Gold/andrewgold18zi.jpg)
I have to counter
ANDREW GOLD with
RON SILVER... :lookingup:
(http://www.transbuddha.com/images/uploads/2009/03/ron-silver.jpg)
More valuable than ron SILVER is judy GOLD
(http://twi-ny.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/judygold2.jpg)
You want gold?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Adam_West_at_WonderCon_2009_1.JPG/448px-Adam_West_at_WonderCon_2009_1.JPG)
"I like gold and expect you to die..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fb/007Goldfingerlaserclassic.jpg)
Excuse me, but you'll have to wait your turn.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Blofeldpleasance67.jpg)
F**k you all, I'm number 1 b*tch!
(http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/drjuliusno.jpg)
Oh yeah, at least I have a doctorate
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/Drevil_million_dollars.jpg)
So do I, but I can fit through the transom.
(http://gadgetsteria.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/mini_me.gif)
I'll kill all of ya!
(http://exclamationmark.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/indestructible-man-01.jpg)
(http://www.draculas.info/_img/gallery/dracula_bela_lugosi_103.jpg)
don't make me get out my knife!
(http://www.cultreviews.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/spider-baby05.jpg)
"What a darling little girl."
(http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b288/zacharyrandolph/gomez.jpg)
Further freaky family fare.....
(http://i80.photobucket.com/albums/j196/asylumuk/hermanmunster.jpg)
This is better in a sandwich.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/98/Munster.jpg/260px-Munster.jpg)
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g183/her143/random/speedy-gonzalez-loves-cheese.jpg)
Don't make me use a cuss word
(http://image.com.com/filmspot/images/MovieTome/blog/shaq-steel1_1142383141.jpg)
Shaq? Pffft! He's no Shack!
(http://www.buffalosportsmuseum.com/images/shack.jpg)
That's not how you play hockey! Where are the power tools?
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/5486/affichebloodymurder2000.jpg)
who needs hockey when you can have "Nail that Target"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/nailgun/nailgun8.jpg)
"Not a proper hardhat, wrong gloves, and using a framing nailer on a swimming pool. I tell ya, any idiot can call himself a contractor these days."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/28/Mike_Holmes.jpg/800px-Mike_Holmes.jpg)
you got that right!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d4/George-W-Bush.jpeg/453px-George-W-Bush.jpeg)
There is a greater Bush. (and one that's safe to post on a PG board :teddyr:)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6wZorx90IaM/RssaUK_w4yI/AAAAAAAAAn8/0BetTqmobKE/s320/Duke_JayBush.jpg)
A burning bush is somewhat more celebrated...
(http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n206/preferredqueen/THE-BURNING-BUSH.jpg)
Lava is more...lovely
(http://www.shweir.com/images/Forest_Lava_glow_2.jpg)
Looks like the tide is turning.....
(http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h81/babyrican692/Wallpaper/tidal_wave___.jpg)
Those waves don't last long enough. I like mine a little more permanent.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/20/Icall_Machine_1920.jpg/415px-Icall_Machine_1920.jpg)
Shh!....Listen.....
(http://i854.photobucket.com/albums/ab109/JustGoodDesigns/sound-waves-300x225.jpg%5Bimg%5D)[/img]
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/Soundwave-dreamwave.jpg)
KRONOS will feed on your power!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/9577.jpg)
"Sorry metal alien dude, we've got no energy!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc266/mahoney22/slackers.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on February 03, 2010, 02:09:46 PM
"Sorry metal alien dude, we've got no energy!"
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc266/mahoney22/slackers.jpg)
er...no pic!
er...no pic!
[/quote]
Sorry. I'll try again.
(http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc266/mahoney22/slackers.jpg)
"Here, have some of mine."
(http://cdn.springboard.gorillanation.com/storage//upl_images/Running%20man.jpg)
(Can't see the picture either - just going by the image info)
(Let's see how this goes)
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o181/eigie234/Torch_head.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on February 03, 2010, 02:32:10 PM
(Let's see how this goes)
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o181/eigie234/Torch_head.jpg)
Nope. Still not showing up.
Quote from: AndyC on February 03, 2010, 02:42:23 PM
Quote from: JJ80 on February 03, 2010, 02:32:10 PM
(Let's see how this goes)
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o181/eigie234/Torch_head.jpg)
Nope. Still not showing up.
It's Invisable! :buggedout:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/untitled-4.jpg)
Sorry about this.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3077/2764448742_fedeb7b057.jpg)
Ray Bradbury can dream up something to beat that!
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f392/AngusYounngACDC09/bradbury-1.jpg)
Ray-get it? RAY....yeh...lame...I know...
But even he can't survive in the open oceans.....
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3539/3294941006_b41c5ca020.jpg)
neither can them
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/jawsiv/jawsiv8.jpg)
Later.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ape/ape1.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site)
Sorry, but your not the King
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/godzilla/godzilla5.jpg)
"Oi Wot's MY name then!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/kk62.jpg)
"OI OI OI, JORGE!"
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/182895490_de6bc12619.jpg)
"I Give a wrong time stop a traffic line!!!!"
(http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt324/jcordj66/The%20Sex%20Pistols/johnny-rotten.jpg)
Quote from: Nukie 2 on February 03, 2010, 06:47:06 PM
"OI OI OI, JORGE!"
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/182895490_de6bc12619.jpg)
Ah, the Casualties. Yes, nothing is more punk rock and sticks it to the corprate man better than a big ol' Cingular banner flying behind you.
no, continue!
(http://www.strangevehicles.com/content/item/155159.html#theContent)
It's really goes without saying.....
(http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a397/angrychairmen/cars%20boats%20homes/duel_truck.jpg)
...that most diesel owners have WAY too much money and time
(http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/159745.jpg)
True, for the price of that one truck you could have an entire fleet of armed vehicles.....
(http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc51/Harsgault/megaforce.jpg)
I prefer Chuck alive
(http://hotcelebrity.name/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/chuck-norris.jpg)
That could be a problem....
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m241/90civicsi_1990/brucerodnorrisblocker.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on February 03, 2010, 08:21:23 PM
That could be a problem....
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m241/90civicsi_1990/brucerodnorrisblocker.jpg)
no pic from you :bluesad:
Sorry, that also happened earlier.
Here goes:
(http://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg170/wagoner454/Bruce-Lee.jpg)
HE CAUGHT UP WITH HIM
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cemeteryman/cemeteryman8.jpg)
Hmm, Death is looking picked-over and lean, and those wings look shabby much like:
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/83%20canned%20chicken.jpg)
Quote from: KYGOTC on February 03, 2010, 07:34:43 PM
Quote from: Nukie 2 on February 03, 2010, 06:47:06 PM
"OI OI OI, JORGE!"
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/182895490_de6bc12619.jpg)
Ah, the Casualties. Yes, nothing is more punk rock and sticks it to the corprate man better than a big ol' Cingular banner flying behind you.
Try to go to any large festival these days that doesn't have logos everywhere. This band never said they subscribed to some radical far left-wing ideology. I'm too old to have arguments about bands on a message board. If you prefer to listen to music by tofu-eating skateboarders with dreadlocks, who are on a folk-binge-- good for you!
Quote from: Nukie 2 on February 03, 2010, 10:42:58 PM
Hmm, Death is looking picked-over and lean, and those wings look shabby much like:
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/83%20canned%20chicken.jpg)
Oh, dear Lord. :buggedout:
Quote from: Nukie 2 on February 03, 2010, 10:42:58 PM
Hmm, Death is looking picked-over and lean, and those wings look shabby much like:
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2009/6/83%20canned%20chicken.jpg)
Never mind, in the future there might be better sources of protein.....
(http://i657.photobucket.com/albums/uu297/ketodad/soylent_green07.jpg)
Maybe better, but not better tasting...
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Science/images-2/zombie-eating-brains-2.jpg)
Quote from: Nukie 2 on February 03, 2010, 11:22:22 PM
Quote from: KYGOTC on February 03, 2010, 07:34:43 PM
Quote from: Nukie 2 on February 03, 2010, 06:47:06 PM
"OI OI OI, JORGE!"
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/182895490_de6bc12619.jpg)
Ah, the Casualties. Yes, nothing is more punk rock and sticks it to the corprate man better than a big ol' Cingular banner flying behind you.
Try to go to any large festival these days that doesn't have logos everywhere. This band never said they subscribed to some radical far left-wing ideology. I'm too old to have arguments about bands on a message board. If you prefer to listen to music by tofu-eating skateboarders with dreadlocks, who are on a folk-binge-- good for you!
Wha, you no like tofu? I make egg rorl or wan tan soup instead! You rike it very moch! :wink:
Brains and Chinese food...
(http://files.myopera.com/walter1/blog/brain.jpg)
just imagine what human plants taste like, lets just ask this dude
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/trollii/trollii7.jpg)
Dealt with.....
(http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/66/biollante8tc.jpg)
(http://jcruel.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/goat.jpg)
Nice snack for a chupacabra....
(http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/6682/chupacabra3.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/Pencil_Eraser.jpg)
remember, brown before green
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ape/ape7.jpg)
That can be a VERY vexed question.....
(http://img97.imageshack.us/img97/7250/wargargantuas1.jpg)
...but what drugs did Alice take?
(http://www.gunaxin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/Twisted-Alice.jpg)
Possibly something similar to Herschell here....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/bloodfreak/bloodfreak8.jpg)
(Photo thanks to review on this site)
who, this dead chicken's brother?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/poultrygeist/poultrygeist5.jpg)
"I say that's downright strange...."
(http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/9453/foggy2.jpg)
...that i'll become this:"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/horrorparty/horrorparty1.jpg)
It wouldn't last two minutes in the 'Haunted Sea'.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/chauntedsea8.jpg)
but you've never been mention the title! ps, i;m a turn up head!
(http://www.cryptlogic.net/images/gallery/scrapyard-movies/original/Beach%20Girls%20and%20the%20Monster.jpg)
THIS aughta blow the ya outta the water!! Reeahh reahh reeahh!!
(http://penguinuity.com/Movies/Batmanthemovie3.jpg)
You've been dwarfed!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/da/Knock_Nevis.jpg)
Hope you loaded up on antifreeze....
(http://www.strangevehicles.com/images/content/147994.jpg)
It just needs some hotness.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fe/Ursula_Andress_as_Honey_Ryder_crop.jpg)
how hot?
(http://captainotter.today.com/files/2009/07/ghost-rider-coverc.jpg)
I'll see your Johny Blaze and raise you a Danny Ketch
(http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/40/557345-grdannyketch_01_cover_super.jpg)
but can you survive the weapons?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/warriorlost/warriorlost1.jpg)
'Streethawk' will take care of him....
(http://imcdb.org/images/006/542.jpg)
Cute, but can it fly?
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/scott/nerds/img/Megaforce008-20081209-222132.jpg)
"Interesting......"
(http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/7540/evelul5.gif)
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll186/xob1gr3dox/super_dave_super_stunt_spectacular_.jpg)
More 'Petrolheady'......
(http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/3618/cannonballrun23.jpg)
they're too slow for these guys
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_w_kJtyrbKew/R8-Kkpid0_I/AAAAAAAABoc/vnjmyYytKKI/s400/hobgoblins.jpg)
A prime target for space-faring bounty hunters.....
(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/226/bobafett2gze.jpg)
BOW TO YOUR FATHER!!!!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Jango_fett_rain.jpg)
"Kneel before Zod."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/GeneralZodForPresident20084.jpg)
(http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4513/supiizod.jpg) (http://img513.imageshack.us/i/supiizod.jpg/)
Tremble in fe-oh crap
(http://image.com.com/filmspot/images/MovieTome/blog/shaq-steel1_1142383141.jpg)
You can't be a superhero if you don't fight for the Lord!
(http://www.blackchristiannews.com/news/images/bibleman.jpg)
Quote from: Bull on February 07, 2010, 01:19:53 AM
Tremble in fe-oh crap
(http://image.com.com/filmspot/images/MovieTome/blog/shaq-steel1_1142383141.jpg)
How many times are you going to post that? :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: KYGOTC on February 07, 2010, 01:15:10 PM
Quote from: Bull on February 07, 2010, 01:19:53 AM
Tremble in fe-oh crap
(http://image.com.com/filmspot/images/MovieTome/blog/shaq-steel1_1142383141.jpg)
How many times are you going to post that? :bouncegiggle:
MANY! :bouncegiggle:
Quote from: Nukie 2 on February 07, 2010, 12:17:43 PM
You can't be a superhero if you don't fight for the Lord!
(http://www.blackchristiannews.com/news/images/bibleman.jpg)
NUKIE will be released on DVD in April 2010 and will be available through www.kalahari.net :smile:
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/lcple3/priest.jpg)
Quote from: Trevor on February 07, 2010, 01:32:22 PM
NUKIE will be released on DVD in April 2010 and will be available through www.kalahari.net :smile:
Awesome! Though I can't find it on there!
Quote from: AndyC on February 07, 2010, 01:51:15 PM
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b38/lcple3/priest.jpg)
(http://animoscrypt.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/exorcist003.jpg)
I kick ass for SATAN!
bow before your master
(http://www.whyguides.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/satan.jpg)
Even 'Old Scratch' could be in a spot of bother......
(http://img9.imageshack.us/img9/5818/514xkfozz2blsl500.jpg)
he was reincarnated into this!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chauntedsea/chauntedsea8.jpg)
Wait a sec, isn't that really:
(http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/4227/homersimpson41.jpg)
But the Devil and imps weakness is this:
(http://1000awesomethings.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/chocolate-ice-cream.jpg)
Next time why not try some of this stuff.....
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm89/JDHallowEEn/TheStuff2.jpg)
Stuff?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thestuff/thestuff2.jpg)
Perhaps "Pizza The Hut" could be involved.....
(http://www.garnersclassics.com/pics/space/hut.jpg)
Jabba the Hutt would sufficate him, but then again, so did she
(http://loyalkng.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/princess_leia_gold_bikini.jpg)
However she never, ever could quite kill......
(http://img127.imageshack.us/img127/2448/45912dj8.jpg)
I think i know whats coming next....
Coke killed Belushi...
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m263/lbsoscar/051119_coca_cola.jpg)
But Barq's bites back!
(http://[img]http://thebarqsman.com/wp-content/images/barqythedog.jpg)[/img]
Quote from: TheGreatWhiteDope on February 07, 2010, 10:58:42 PM
Coke killed Belushi...
(http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m263/lbsoscar/051119_coca_cola.jpg)
i was wrong! I was expecting a nun.
Quote from: Bull on February 08, 2010, 12:17:23 AM
But Barq's bites back!
(http://thebarqsman.com/wp-content/images/barqythedog.jpg)
Fixed.
"Here Preston, here boy!"
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/156/preston3.jpg)
Come here Blood
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/boyanddog/boyanddog4.jpg)
A more wholesome 'Boy and his dog'.....
(http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/1839/lassie2.jpg)
just make sure they're not bloodthirsty
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dayanimals/dayanimals7.jpg)
Cats, the dog's natural enemy. (Especially this one!)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/uninvited/uninvited8.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site).
but how bout a pack of killer cats?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/strays/strays6.jpg)
Here's way too many rats for them to deal with......
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ratsnight/ratsnight2.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site).
squish them with the F-bomb!
(http://memimage.cardomain.com/ride_images/3/2823/222/32055110845_large.jpg)
No match for...
(http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/5453/generallee0mm9.jpg)
but your's aint cooler than this beast!
(http://www.drivelineblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/eleanor-mustang.jpg)
Hahahahahaha.
(http://bighollywood.breitbart.com/files/2009/12/bandit_reynolds_hammock.jpg)
see ya!
(http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2001_The_Fast_and_the_Furious/vin_diesel_paul_walker_the_fast_and_the_furious_003.jpg)
(http://img120.imageshack.us/img120/726/knightriderwallpapers2de6.jpg)
(http://baseballsnatcher.mlblogs.com/hasselhoff%20drunk%20burger.jpg)
meet the queens :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
(http://www.johnwinsor.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/08/05/ap_king_homer_070730_ms_2.jpg)
Tonight, for one night only, in SIMPSONVISION the one and only ......
(http://img369.imageshack.us/img369/2240/queensimpsonsjn1.jpg)
...CHAOS!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51CH2YC4C0L.jpg)
"Sums up this whole world eh!"
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/3451/billhicks9vc.gif)
if you count the people who do it
(http://jbooy.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/culture-shock-the-joker-thumb.jpg)
His days as the worst harlequin on the planet sure are numbered.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns5.jpg)
Dude, we've been o the past. We've been to the future, and all around the afterlife.
We can TOTALLY handle this.
LET'S ROCK!
(http://i3.fc-img.com/CTV02/Comcast_CIM_Prod_Fancast_Image/57/977/1222806334309_10_BillandTedBogusJourney_m_290_210.jpg)
we shall rock in plaid and with a nun!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/futurewar/futurewar3.jpg)
There might be a passing resemblance, but HE's Roc.
(http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/a0f2/arts_culture.jpg)
Who's that you calling the Rock?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/14/Rockwrestling.jpg)
Why does it look like the Rock's right leg look like a crappy gun?
......Better leave it to the professionals.
(http://www.idesh.net/img/timebuster/film/filmske-heroine/cherry-darling-01.jpg)
"Hit the deck!"
(http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/774/5umathurmawk5.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Highlander.jpg)
Hammer of the Scots.....
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9403/patrickmcgoohan44514441.jpg)
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/grim-reaper-2.jpg)
Cut the crap, can you get me across the river Styx?
(http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2004/04/30anniversary/sexiestman/hhamlin.jpg)
He's also got a very good lawyer....
(http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7073/perrymasoncopy.jpg)
I'm sure I've used this one before, but what the heck.
It'll never stand up in court.
(http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ironside-raymond-burr.jpg?w=268&h=371)
"There's just one other little thing that's bothering me......"
(http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6108/columbo90syn8.png)
"... why does this plant have a slutty voice?"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/pleasemother/pleasemother6.jpg)
.......or why is Mr. T wearing a dress?
(http://cache.jalopnik.com/assets/resources/2008/01/mistat1.jpg)
"...and why the hell didn't he let me die?"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/braindie/braindie5.jpg)
Good head is hard to find.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ce/LindaLovelaceForPresident.jpg)
There are worse people you could vote for.
(http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/4944/630510706801lzzzzzzz.jpg) (http://img444.imageshack.us/i/630510706801lzzzzzzz.jpg/)
Bad, but more likeable...and he makes great chicken.
(http://www.freewebs.com/kickasshorrorreviews/Captain_Spaulding.jpg)
You aint got nothing on tricky dick!
(http://jgtwo.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/richardnixon4601.jpg)
Nothing on Tricky Dick, huh? Just wait, Dick. just wait.
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8726/kcondombox.jpg)
yes, wait until the invasion of KILLER VACUUM!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/oversexrug/oversexrug4.jpg)
I hope you all saw Scary Movie. Vacuum, get ready to be raped.
(http://img235.imageshack.us/img235/914/doofy15qc.png)
prepare to be raped by Disaster Movie!
(http://blog.mlive.com/movies_impact/2008/08/large_Disaster-Movie-large.jpg)
For an even grander sense of scale:
(http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/4088/epicmovieposterey2.jpg)
would you like fries with that?
(http://www.impawards.com/2004/posters/super_size_me_verdvd.jpg)
It goes without saying....
(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9509/2226601020a.jpg)
...that eating at McDonalds will cause you to become THIS!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/slimepeople/slimepeople1.jpg)
This 'Slithis' can tackle a few 'Slime People'.....
(http://img692.imageshack.us/img692/8364/slithis03.jpg)
...but will be covered in SLUGS!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/slugs/slugs3.jpg)
This 'Skeeter' will probably get to him first.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/skeeter/skeeter7.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site).
too bad alien's blood would make him huge, but he was late, and you know, ya snooze ya lose
he certainly didn't snooze!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mosquito/mosquito2.jpg)
(http://www.sptimes.com/2002/07/08/photos/xpress_mib2_480.jpg)
(sorry,but can't resist)-Tomato!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/futurewar/futurewar8.jpg)
'Overdog' should see to him....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/spacehunter/spacehunter6.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site).
he better watch his back!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cripmasters/cripmasters3.jpg)
This 'Watermelon Monster' should overpower him!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dwutang/dwutang3.jpg)
but he can rap his way to victory!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/coolasice1.jpg)
Frozen out.....
(http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/9087/r14461511755099725b15d1ss6.jpg)
Ice-T better watch out for Dandy Don.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3661/3882809517_ebe261fd07.jpg)
On a side note, comedian Gallagher's response to the question posed by this ad was 'Cause it's f**kin' dumb, that's why not.'
Watch even more closely for this 'Don'.....
(http://img357.imageshack.us/img357/1598/godfather15rj3.jpg)
met the don of boredom!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos5.jpg)
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m4/nukie-a.jpg)
I'd rather be bored than in sniveling misery
"Love the stache buddy."
(http://www.gabelhouse.com/Carradine-Crank.jpg)
he's Baldin and he's got a wolf stache?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thebrain/thebrain3.jpg)
OK, the whisker fight is on.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/62/Paulsr.jpg)
Bring it!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/herculeslou/herculeslou1.jpg)
Siege Heil!
(http://i9.ebayimg.com/01/i/001/88/52/6dc1_1_sbol.JPG)
I challenge your alien with a Leprechaun!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/leprechauniii/leprechauniii6.jpg)
Sorry but the Fairy forest of the Future doesn't have an Irish quarter.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/troll/troll4.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site)
You think that's short and bizarre?
(http://themusicsover.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/sonny1.jpg)
I dunno. Too macabre?
(http://blog.lib.umn.edu/michaels/plantprop3/pine%20tree.jpg)
(http://robertpetzel.tripod.com/george.gif)
(http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/269/tarzan28cartoons292c199ry4.jpg)
(http://static.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/mowgli.jpg)
(http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/8893/photochronicles035bgsn1.jpg)
(http://www.techspoke.com/blog/uploaded_images/indianajones-723923.jpg)
Kind of obvious
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/eegah/eegah6.jpg)
(http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/6848/sabertooth.jpg)
I CAN KILL AND FLIP YOU OFF!!!!!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ape/ape7.jpg)
"We took out that ill-mannered ape!"
(http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/7042/airwolf01.jpg)
but what this dude?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/godzilla/godzilla5.jpg)
Dissolved like a giant aspirin.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/godzilla/godzilla4.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site).
(http://img33.imageshack.us/img33/3613/nickfuryfinal.jpg) (http://img33.imageshack.us/i/nickfuryfinal.jpg/)
dissolved?! like a his H2O was taken out like this poor dude?
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/tankgirl/tankgirl1.jpg)
Oh no you're in trouble......
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6577/tankgirl8qj.png)
Says who? there wasn't a sequel!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/goregore/goregore7.jpg)
That's not always the case:
(http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6820/policeacademy2theirfirs.jpg)
but sometimes there shouldn't been, just ask this dude-
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/silentnightii/silentnightii5.jpg)
Leave the asphyxiation to mother nature:
(http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/4584/anaconda.jpg)
or to STEEL
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/steel/steel6.jpg)
No Luck:
(http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/7249/ironman1vg8.jpg)
sure there is!
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ghosthustlers/ghosthustlers6.jpg
Quote from: Bull on February 16, 2010, 10:21:22 PM
sure there is!
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ghosthustlers/ghosthustlers6.jpg
I'm afraid that your picture isn't showing up.
Quote from: JJ80 on February 16, 2010, 10:29:00 PM
Quote from: Bull on February 16, 2010, 10:21:22 PM
sure there is!
http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ghosthustlers/ghosthustlers6.jpg
I'm afraid that your picture isn't showing up.
grumble grumble grumble okay, here it is!
(http://www.freewebs.com/darkdiablo/1funny-pictures53.jpg)
Thanks! Anyway:
"Not so 'Feeble' eh!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/meetfeebles/meetfeebles8.jpg)
you got a problem with a black puppet?
(http://cdn3.ioffer.com/img/wantad/987/297/V3tZcGKH11YqPvI.jpg)
I don't mind puppets of any race, creed or gender as long as they behave themselves......
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/pupmaster/pupmaster8.jpg)
"No, sorry, for that you're gonna need a 5/8 Forstner bit."
(http://homecontrolsblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/bobvila.jpg)
i'll have Torgo to get it.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/manos/manos2.jpg)
(http://www.adamcarolla.com/ACPBlog/wp-content/gallery/2009-12-10-suzanne-somers/15-thigh-master.jpg)
Torgo's famous legs are nothing compared to the real thigh master.
who, her? nah, this chick can kill with her thighs!
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d192/DLRobertson/James%20Bond%20Background/famke_janssen_004a.jpg)
This woman can kill with her breasts!
(http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/6840/cm20deadly20weapons20po.jpg)
excuse me, what breast size do you have? :bouncegiggle:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zAoyoHwC5IQ/SbWmuyiDkqI/AAAAAAAABvk/SgCkdIM73j4/s400/vlcsnap-10924466.png)
(http://theinvisibleagent.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/attack-of-the.jpg)
The biggest!
this is her vagina later in life
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/strangeness/strangeness8.jpg)
It's a jungle down there.........
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/3491/013theboogens.jpg)
.....in this guy's afro!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ninjawars/ninjawars7.jpg)
On this occasion music defeats kung-fu.......
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/446/jackson5h.jpg)
but he decides that kung fu defeats music!
(http://www.hudlinentertainment.com/media/images/bbjones.jpg)
One doesn't necessarily exclude the other.....
(http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9215/carldouglaskungfufighti.jpg)
...creature, even if he/she destroys the town by being a flying puppet.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/reptilicus/reptilicus3.jpg)
A few of these will settle him down.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/47/Carlsberg_beer.jpg)
(http://nerdapproved.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/duff-energy-drink.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/strange-brew.jpg)
Who needs beer when there's:
(http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/940/whiskeygalore.jpg)
Welcome back by the way!
Forget whiskey galore, I'll take
(http://img693.imageshack.us/img693/3131/43429291.jpg)
(Interesting side note: I tried to hotlink four or five different pics from various sites, but none of them would display. I finally figured out what was happening: every single link had the word "p***y" in the syntax, and the profanity filter was automatically changing it to p***y, making the link unreadable)!
Faster kill, kill.....................
(http://fashionindie.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/tura_porsche_5.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. Powell on February 22, 2010, 12:35:08 PM
(Interesting side note: I tried to hotlink four or five different pics from various sites, but none of them would display. I finally figured out what was happening: every single link had the word "p***y" in the syntax, and the profanity filter was automatically changing it to p***y, making the link unreadable)!
I was having the same problem this morning with the same image, had to leave for work before I got it sorted out, not only didn't get to post the picture, I was late for work too.
In response to JJ80
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/deathrace.jpg)
Wanna race ladies ?
"I'm up for it!"
(http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/5762/filmlemansstevemcqueen4qt.jpg)
so are we!
(http://www.horror-movies.ca/AdvHTML_Upload/DARKCARNIVALNEWS2.jpg)
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/7091/carnivalofsoulsze7.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/circus_of_horrors.jpg)
Perhaps an evening at the fairground might be safer......
(http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/7844/thefunhousemovieposter1.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/vampirecircus.jpg)
Not vampires but highly suspicious anyway.....
(http://img717.imageshack.us/img717/1232/circusoffearposter.jpg)
Laugh,Clown,Laugh!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/lonchaneylaughclownlaugh.jpg)
Why do I get the feelinf well get into a 'evil clown' mood? Why do I think thats a good thing?
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/fear-of-clowns.jpg)
Could it be because some clowns are frightening?
Quote from: Dennis on February 24, 2010, 09:17:16 AM
Could it be because some clowns are frightening?
Nah. Couldn't be.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_IdkeCCMbukM/Sq_K9agUHpI/AAAAAAAAAtc/q7QCLIs1VOY/s320/Captain_Spaulding.jpg)
Unless they're alien......
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killerklowns/killerklowns8.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site)
Blood! Me wants yer BLOOOD!!!!!
(http://www.punkrockcds.com/images/BloodsuckingZombiesFromOuterSpace-KillerKlownsFromOuterSpace.jpg)
Yes, many clowns are driven by their baser instincts.....
(http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/6849/krusty14gifii8.jpg)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.....! Krusty! I'm there fer ya buddy!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/186087-bozo-le-clown-illustre-creat.jpg)
(Circus needs to get in this showdown!)
(Complete silence)
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/6153/stimagesmarcellb0.jpg)
man, where the hell is Circus?
(http://i94.photobucket.com/albums/l114/ladyfreerollerz/clown.gif)
Maybe he's floating... around...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/it-billwp02.jpg)
He bangs his fists against the posts and still insists he's seeing ghosts.
(http://www.delsjourney.com/images/close-ups/us/waltons/introductions/season_2/Scene_9b_Ellen_Corby_Credit.jpg)
You hush with that disrespect!
The Daltons are more of a handful:
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3100/2595495972_6d406cd71a.jpg)
Tuco is worth more than anyone per person!
(http://scottsautographs.tripod.com/movies/tuco.jpg)
And we all know who to!
(http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/6085/clinteastwoodponcho.jpg)
good thing he payed the ultimate price!
(http://imagecache.allposters.com/images/pic/MMPH/168378~Lee-Van-Cleef-Posters.jpg)
As Django is about to demonstrate!
(http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/5273/djangomachinegun014tm.jpg)
Hold it! Next man makes a move, the n***er gets it!
(http://img684.imageshack.us/img684/5052/cleavon.jpg) (http://img684.imageshack.us/i/cleavon.jpg/)
"Let's be having none of that now!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack2.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site).
Billy Jack....meet Billy & Drac!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/billykid.jpg)
Billy or Drac, this'll take care 'o that!
(http://i.inhaps.com/house_of_frankenstein_dracula.jpg)
So...you like to kill vampires,eh Boris? You know vhut I am goink to do to you? I am going to peel the flesh off your body...bit by bit!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/bcskincopy.jpg)
You know where this is going...
(http://www.jeffkuykendall.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/bodysnatchers.png)
Yup! I did..... :bouncegiggle:
Why cant we all just...get along? :question:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/belalugosi4.jpg)
Aw shucks... :smile:
(http://www.basilrathbone.net/gallery/candids/brc44.jpg)
I was gonna invite Lon to the party...but he was passed out...sigh! :bluesad:
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/frank_meets_wolfman-5.jpg)
Can I come?
(http://wearemoviegeeks.com/wp-content/creatureblacklagoon.jpg)
Sure! But don't bring this guy-real anti-social type!
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa97/NINJAxTFx/PiedrasBlancasPeteDunn.jpg)
Here's another party-pooper:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/horrorparty/horrorparty1.jpg)
Lets crash this joint!
(http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj205/Pushingtheenvelope/Classic50sScifi/Beneaththesea.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v646/bobmitchell/blog%20pics/itcamefromouterspace1953ld.gif)(http://irishgothichorrorjournal.homestead.com/icos-2.jpg)
just don't give em any caffeine
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ymir/ymir8.jpg)
Ymir made out fine in the end, but he still has a temper.
(http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z202/OrangeCountyChoppers_photos/crew/paul-teutul-sr.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/chopperchicksinzombietown-a.jpg)
Hey big boy, come to our town, you'll love it.
(http://jsharrison.com/gallery/d/989-1/ghostrider1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/roxanne.jpg)
This motorcyle fire is just one example of the things I have to deal with during tourist season, I'll be back later to fluff your pillows.
his nose looks photoshopped.
anyways, a motorcycle couldn't stand up against my Ford Falcon XB GT
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/07._Mad_Max_Car_at_Silverton_Hotel%2C_Silverton%2C_NSW%2C_07.07.2007.jpg/800px-07._Mad_Max_Car_at_Silverton_Hotel%2C_Silverton%2C_NSW%2C_07.07.2007.jpg)
(http://us4.pixagogo.com/S54Wv7ew067bsBv!HhwNPiX7Ry0v5d7rnOewkGb6XD9b4stE1TbiyRH-Y2nSBviTmFSjqpWlHvAl4f2y29Xt3SFv8sKPt5qlY9bLTvKi2tPQqArlqjHyHDdGOp8MCM80FVkFnu!x51YPo_/The_fast_and_the_furious_muscle_car.jpg)
from Fast and Furious
to bad it's a family curse, speaking of....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thecar/thecar7.jpg)
His and 'Hearse':
(http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/2696/519yd72z8dlsl500.jpg)
but what about a meteorite possessing a BULLDOZER?
(http://imcdb.org/images/204/029.jpg)
Looks like every vehicle's going the same way:
(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/4948/maximumoverdriveg.jpg)
(http://mboundalley.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/optimusprime.jpg)
"Wha' doncha jist cime on an' join in Opitmus!"
(http://img262.imageshack.us/img262/936/er12ny6.jpg)
Porter's comin' for ya, Kris.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/PaybackPoster.jpg)
And they're gunning for him......
(http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/4174/pulpfiction.jpg)
...But my horse, my HORSE! (Sobs uncontrollably)
(http://www.noquarterusa.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/14-the-godfather_imagelarge.jpg)
(http://cache4.asset-cache.net/xc/50646804.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=E41C9FE5C4AA0A1465822B4509DA1CC81BCFB3F894E7FE1FCC796BBD8FCED469B01E70F2B3269972)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Kenneth_Pinyan.jpg)
This is Kenneth Pinyan, better known as Mr hands, that died in 2005 while being anally sodomised by a stallion. He spent his whole adult life having sex with male stallions, and there's even a movie called Zoo about him.
(http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/the-scream.jpeg)
(http://dadesignatedhata.com/moviereviews/images/stories/scream-ghostface.jpg)
Seriously, Matthew Lillard in a Halloween mask? He wouldn't last five seconds.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/142/319030898_54016c9d5e.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_BjrbQVV5JR8/Sc_FWVSPyrI/AAAAAAAAA5U/3C2gczZUKMg/s400/SouthPark_satan_300x298.jpg)
Bugger off, Satan.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4034/4397278502_5ca2388915.jpg)
(http://itodyaso.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/pope1.jpg)
Insensitive jerk.
(http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/3200/whenevilcallssightforsoa.jpg) (http://img41.imageshack.us/i/whenevilcallssightforsoa.jpg/)
(http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Black-Beast-of-Aauuugh-monty-python-380157_800_441.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Pg-24-fawlty-towers_166430s.jpg)
Sybil, as we agreed, I deal with the guests, you deal with the horrible creature from that movie Polly and I were in.
So it's abrasive British characters at ten paces.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/BA2adder.jpg)
"I don't belieeeeve it!"
(http://i215.photobucket.com/albums/cc278/NedKelley/victormeldrew-11.jpg)
oh you better believe it!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/eegah/eegah6.jpg)
Tamed!
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn43/DangermouseDavs/jawsdolly.jpg)
Big Richard, meet Rich Little.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a8/Rich_Little%2C_USAF.jpg/419px-Rich_Little%2C_USAF.jpg)
Rich, meet Stuart......
(http://i386.photobucket.com/albums/oo307/thughes1200/maggie%20puppies/xpress_stuart.jpg)
Suffering succotash! Your a scrumptious little morsel!
(http://www.jldfineart.com/images/sylvester_the_cat.JPG)
How's the cartoon animal hierarchy go again? Mouse, cat.... dog?
(http://www.thelaughingplanet.com/cheyney/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/poochie.gif)
Agreed:
(http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e382/chamber42000/rudedog14.jpg)
That's Wrong!
(http://images1.fanpop.com/images/photos/2500000/Well-isn-t-that-cute-BUT-IT-S-WRONG-2-stupid-dogs-2504071-320-256.gif)
Not that a dog can't work in rural law enforcement........
(http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l127/pip_014/dawg-222x218.jpg)
"I didn't shoot him"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b1/Eric_Clapton_1.jpg/800px-Eric_Clapton_1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/crossroads.jpg)
Come to my crossroad Eric.
Operation Crossroads?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/09/Operation_Crossroads_Baker_Edit.jpg/800px-Operation_Crossroads_Baker_Edit.jpg)
Inevitable response:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/godzilla/godzilla7.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site)
(http://www.wep.com/gallery/Denver/full/17.jpg)
Maarsten Thrust may have something to say about that......
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/lastdinosaur/lastdinosaur4.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site)
...Damn Billy Jack!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/billyjack/billyjack8.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site)
(http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd328/edisdeadalive/ERIC_CARTMAN_SAYS_NO.jpg)
GRRRRRR....... don't make me bite you while i'm eating!
(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/Taliesin_ttlg/scooby%20monster%20island/sdzombie_spottingcats.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/167891_buffy_cast_2.jpg)
BOO!!!!!!!!!!!
They don't have a 'Scooby' how to cope with:
(http://i387.photobucket.com/albums/oo314/Vampire_Addict91/Underworld/underworld-1.jpg)
Is that what passes for vampires with guns these days?
(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/8295/16231z.jpg) (http://img26.imageshack.us/i/16231z.jpg/)
no, sorry, but vampires are being f**ked by 12 year olds
(http://thefastertimes.com/vampires/files/2009/12/twilight-edward-sparkle.jpeg)
BEGONE!
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff145/tzombiephotos/PeterVincentandCharleyBrewster.jpg)
NEVER!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/prinspace/prinspace8.jpg)
"Who does he think he is?!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/starcrash/starcrash7.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site)
Well, nothing beats Caroline Munro, but Hasselhoff is another story.
(http://beat.bodoglife.com/wp-content/uploads/drunk_david_hasselhoff.jpg)
HI I am a new bie to this forum. And this is my first post. I just stoop to this topic . It is interesting and funny also. Sometimes this type of movie refresh you if you watch it after a long interval. :drink:
how bout a jellyfish monster?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/stingdeath/stingdeath8.jpg)
Quote from: Bull on March 04, 2010, 08:29:01 AM
how bout a jellyfish monster?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/stingdeath/stingdeath8.jpg)
Um, how exactly does that connect with the previous picture? Shirtless guy?
Bull, you are making a habit of posting seemingly random pictures here and disrupting the continuity of the thread. If you don't have a really fitting response, there's no rule that says you have to throw in any old picture. Give it a pass and let somebody else post. I do that almost as often as I post to this thread.
Well, it's peanut butter JELLYtime
(http://www.timebooth.com/images/peanut-butter-jelly-time.jpg)
See, it connects because in response to the JELLYfish monster, I've brought up the singing banana who sings about Peanut Butter JELLY time. So it connects..What?...It's a legitamite connection...Don't look at me like that. It fits.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/33/RaffiSpeaking.jpg/482px-RaffiSpeaking.jpg)
OK, here's a picture of Raffi, who once recorded a song called "Bananaphone."
These guys find it very 'Apeeling'......
(http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u11/ukgurl101/bannasinpyjamas.jpg)
(edit)- wups! this was in response to andy. my bad JJ80!
heres louis armstrong, whom at some point in his life, probobly used a phone.
(http://blogs.bet.com/entertainment/whattheflick/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/louis_armstrong.jpg)
This thread possibly does need 'Jazzed' up a little bit......
(http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z290/mandrake_011/Chet_Baker-.jpg)
OK, I was going to post a picture of Archie Bunker, who also frequently sits on a chair, but I couldn't find a good picture of him in the chair, so here's Bill Cosby instead.
(http://coolaggregator.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/bcosby_l.jpg)
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v509/ghoulstomper/LeonardPart6.jpg)
Dolph Sweet. He would have been a better Archie Bunker substitute. I'm sorry, where were we?
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_VTa96vVto6w/SUpqPHkGkOI/AAAAAAAAAHs/5nn5LhtNwZI/s320/6486062_116061213820.jpg)
OK, I'm done. :drink:
Another 'Dolph':
(http://i922.photobucket.com/albums/ad63/nutbuddcr33k/dolph-mr13.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/brandon-1.jpg)
My friend Toshiro taught him everything he knows.
Oh yeah, well my neighbor Totoro is...uh...bigger
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_FyyDp761rNw/SZFxwp96caI/AAAAAAAAA3U/mFN4PLxyEh4/s400/anime-my-neighbor-totoro.jpg)
My neighbor is bigger...and much more dangerous.
(http://people.whitman.edu/~jacksok/gomek.jpg)
You sure you should be getting that close to the water?
(http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk247/ladydays/250px-CrocodileDundeeHogan.jpg)
Stop picking on my little brothers.
(http://www.elece.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/liopleurodon.jpg)
But this is behind closed doors:
(http://blog.mlive.com/movies_impact/2008/07/large_Step-Brothers-large.jpg)
And under the lid
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y125/ohsnapdinosaur/basket-case-2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/basketcase22.jpg)
We're gonna tell granny you guys been drinking out of the toilet again.
But Granny got run over by a reindeer!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_N3TE4njfkCs/SxZnpH7zqTI/AAAAAAAAGXw/ZXisPvoYG-E/s400/Grandma+got+run+over+by+a+reindeer.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/twilight-set-photo-the-cullens-deer.jpg)
Reindeer blood tastes good and it's good for you too.
"I don't drrrink deer..."
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee59/spafon7e/Bela.jpg)
"Oh 'deer' bro!"
(http://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p299/weeatman/blacula.jpg)
That's no vampire.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jWR1UyQ-l3s/ST_eJVUpIPI/AAAAAAAABvU/ckJ610TNO30/s400/kingofcartoons-02.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/kahn-captain-kirk-star-trek.jpg)
If you want to live, FIX YOUR %$&* COMPUTER!!
Because, really, if you don't fix your computer, how is it supposed to play basketball?
(http://img708.imageshack.us/img708/112/monsterhigh012.jpg) (http://img708.imageshack.us/i/monsterhigh012.jpg/)
(http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9215/spacejam1996.jpg)
at least Michael Jordan didn't do it with a kid, like Shaq did
(http://www.independentcritics.com/images/kazaamSPLASH.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/thief-of-bagdad.jpg)
I am much more powerful and far larger than that puny impostor.
I'd rather have this one.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3141/2699740476_7c90f04c67.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/shoephone.jpg)
Chief, would you believe I've found a better Barbara.
"But my name's BABRA!"
(http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsC/36296-10189.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/kelly.jpg)
Barbara, Babra, who cares? If ya shut the &!@# up and carry the machine gun I'll give ya 20 bucks.
"I've had just about enough of that guy."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/31/Hockey_puck.JPG/638px-Hockey_puck.JPG)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/The_Cutting_Edge_545.jpg)
Hockey players should watch out for the toe pick.
Bring it on!
(http://www.cnnsi.com/2008/sioncampus/04/11/weekend.primer/cc_hanson.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/blades-of-glory-movie-preview-3-6-0.gif)
Here it is.
(http://www.goonblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/ColtonOrr.jpg)
Meet the teams enforcer.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/tree6.jpg)
Still, he's just not good enough for our game.
Who needs ice?
(http://www.vettasports.com/images/lacrosse/lacrosse_hs.jpg)
Who indeed?
(http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/927/coolasicecover.jpg) (http://img249.imageshack.us/i/coolasicecover.jpg/)
We believe in miracles, but it's unlikely he'll go anywhere.
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/music/images/artists/542x305/a749130e-c2d8-4a7c-b740-908ea4574961.jpg)
Did someone say miracle?
(http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c375/fausto963/all_saints_day.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Dogma_l.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/?action=view¤t=Dogma_l.jpg)
Yes indeedy! Cardinal Carlin did.
(I decided to replace my original picture with another from the same film, it's hard to beat the big guy, besides Cardinal Carlin has a nice ring to it.)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/spanishinq0go.jpg) (http://s283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/?action=view¤t=spanishinq0go.jpg)
OI! Miracles? We'll just have a look into that, shall we?
But whats your defense against a man coming at you with a banana?
(http://sbadrinath.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/freshfruit.jpg)
(http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/1857/mechanikong.jpg) (http://img339.imageshack.us/i/mechanikong.jpg/)
No match for this 'Mecha-behemoth'!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/terrormecha/terrormecha5.jpg)
(Image thanks to review on this site)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gigantor.jpg)
I think the Power Rangers could take him out with this megazord:
(http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h174/chasezilla/Power%20Rangers%20Pics/PR%20Zords/Megazord2.jpg)
The Pink Ranger is going to be 40 this year. Time just flies on...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4XgWjOwJlt0/SKeD1FWqZmI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/aanXWwmFXO4/s320/AmyJoJohnson1.jpg)
Ah the Nineties.....
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01460/Tarantino2pink_1460840i.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/09-o-ren-ishii.jpg)
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c214/ley_1987/azumi.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/risepic1big.jpg)
Lucy Lu is beaten by a woman who is then beaten by Lucy Lu?
We're in a mobeius strip of a picture war
(http://www.scifun.ed.ac.uk/card/images/right/moebius.jpg)
Oh I tell ya we had a lot of fun on dat strip didn't we Sammy?
(http://hybridsnick.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/rat-pack1.jpg)
Quote from: WingedSerpent on March 28, 2010, 10:30:02 PM
Lucy Lu is beaten by a woman who is then beaten by Lucy Lu?
We're in a mobeius strip of a picture war
O-ren Ishi is beaten by Azumi, who is beaten by The Blood Hunter, who is defeated by the mobious strip, which is taken out by the Rat Pack's strip, that is knocked off by these guys.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Oceans13pic1.jpg)
Somebody's been knocking off packs of rats?
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/3666/willard.jpg) (http://img69.imageshack.us/i/willard.jpg/)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/30/Food_of_the_gods.jpg)
B.I.G.-ger is better.
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/starcrash-03.jpg)
Akton, I said take care of those big rats, NOW!
(Photo courtesy of Badmovies.org)
George Lucas doesn't take knockoffs lightly.
(http://almostnot.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/deathstar.jpg)
"You may fire when ready."
The Galactica is ready to intervene.....
(http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m135/SW_SithLords/galactica.jpg)
But that will be a problem with Han and Chewbacca at the controls
(http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/lg/7/3/Celebrity-Image-Star-Wars---Millenium-Falcon-73013.jpg)
"Sorry, Captain Solo, you're in the wrong franchise!"
(http://i645.photobucket.com/albums/uu173/haylin606/Star_Trek_wallpaper_USS_Enterprise_.jpg)
We'll just distract the captain with a strangely fascinating object.
(http://www.skylighters.org/amanoutoftime/accidentalpenis1.jpg)
While the Doctor investigates......
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh196/roseh-chan/doc_screwdriver.jpg)
...why dentist are EVIL!
(http://padresteve.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/steve-martin-dentist.jpg)
Now Ms. Kardashian...this won't hurt a bit...
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2711/4481511778_a187300b23.jpg)
Let's see.... dark, exotic, attractive, with a face that is completely immobile....
(http://www.poster.net/khambatta-persis/khambatta-persis-photo-persis-khambatta-6233678.jpg)
And she doesn't need any external devices. :teddyr:
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/KLINGON-VGER-ATTACK.jpg)
She's also much tastier than Klingons.
Who can still be assimilated!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v617/tune_in_drop_out/320x240.jpg)
They don't scare us
(http://klingonweapons.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/species8472_615.jpg)
That's right. I watched Star Trek Voyager.
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l284/vernon_wilmer/Star%20Trek%20Only/STTE%20Wallpapers/STTEFerengi01.jpg)
Same thing, only real! :buggedout:
(http://www.hairstyles-haircuts.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/kara-dioguardi-330x460.jpg)
Unfortunately, I couldn't find a shot that really showed the ears off. That completes the whole look.
(http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff299/CupcakeDarling/simon_cowell.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/SimonKingofthewitches.jpg)
Less 'Paganistic'.....
(http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w6/millsy_2007/Simple.jpg)
Things did not turn out well for Simon.
(http://media.sbs.com.au/films/upload_media/site_28_rand_189138289_lord_of_the_flies_maxed.jpg)
Well, it's always been a rough old world......
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3162/2312543525_0724e85955.jpg?v=0)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/1800048197p.jpg)
I'm glad I'm adopted.
Girl named Daryl, meet boy named Stacey.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fd/Hammer-mme_myou.jpg)
Cooler than Mike Hammer.
(http://fromtheporch.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/big-sleep-the_01.jpg)
What about the black sheep of the family?
Sledge Hammer?
(http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3617/sledgehammer3sized.jpg) (http://img64.imageshack.us/i/sledgehammer3sized.jpg/)
Sledge Hammer?
(http://www.ilikescifi.com/portfolio/inspiration/sledge.jpg)
Please Hammer don't hurt em'
(http://aarkangel.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/0094631039058.jpg)
(http://www.fancast.com/blogs/wp-content/post_images/fred-williamson-hammer.jpg)
Oh, I plan to hurt 'em...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/89001269.jpg)
The "Hammer" is about to get hammered.
I know it's not from a movie but being a Lombardi era Packers fan I couldn't resist.
"If anybody's getting hammered around here, it's me."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7c/FosterBrooks1.jpg)
"Then bend over, buddy"
(http://home.datacomm.ch/mpaa4/images/a%20the%20jackhammer%20massacre%20code%201%20dvd%20cover.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2638/3724353519_aa2a74c4c2_o.jpg)
Trying to steal my look?
(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/lou.jpg)
"You're not ready. Maybe in a couple of months, but then I'll be bigger too."
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Film/Pix/pictures/2007/07/24/arnold460.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/anybody-want-a-peanut-the-princess-.jpg)
You call that a giant?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/The_Amazing_Colossal_Man.jpg)
Considerably friendlier....
(http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c226/fungirlsonia/bfg.jpg)
(http://bowlingtrophy.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/friendly.jpg?w=480)
(http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b359/SuperCane84/JGG1.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Attackofthe50ftwoman.jpg)
They might be giants.....(But actually aren't)......
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p172/Radamskaterous_photo/tmbg-1.jpg)
If they're false giants they probably eat a substance that looks like butter but it'snot
(http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/934/i20cant20believe20its20.jpg) (http://img94.imageshack.us/i/i20cant20believe20its20.jpg/)
Well, at least one woman believes in this guy, if you can trust what he sings.
(http://inyourface.freedomblogging.com/files/2008/10/kenny-rogers-1989-age-51-300p.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/jpnmqg7138t7mng7.jpg)
That's right Mr. Gambler sir, if you can't trust little ol' me who can you trust ?
ME!!!
(http://www.film.ru/img/shots/die_hard.jpg)
(http://i90.photobucket.com/albums/k263/Dzneyfreek/Moonlighting.jpg)
"One of these days, I'm going to have to get myself organaZized"
(http://www.gonemovies.com/WWW/MyWebFilms/Drama/TaxiBetsyTravis2.jpg)
"Will you two eat and get out already?"
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_VTa96vVto6w/SRehW0n7NiI/AAAAAAAAAEk/pMqFe-rhwag/s320/victayback.jpg)
Let 'em stay. They can be added to the menu!
(http://img256.imageshack.us/img256/8523/goremetzombiecheffromhe.jpg) (http://img256.imageshack.us/i/goremetzombiecheffromhe.jpg/)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/zombieland-movie-image-woody-harrel.jpg)
Don't we have a rule about that.
"I don't!"
(http://i487.photobucket.com/albums/rr237/MrsDamm/Hannibal%20Lecter/anthony_hopkins_hannibal_lecter.jpg)
Brains vs. brawn.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Leatherface1974.jpg)
Another reason to keep to the beaten track.....
(http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p84/Ahab2012/TheHillsHaveEyes2.jpg)
Sorry, there's "DANGER DANGER" everywhere.
(http://www.b9robotbuildersclub.com/pub/gallery/darkxmas_2004/Michael%20Berryman%20DX%2004.JPG)
"I'll sort it!"
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff234/spin721/naked-gun.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/1679.jpg)
Sorry Captain, some things just can't be sorted.
We can try by first getting rid of him
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/deathship/deathship3.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/MV5BMjEzNTI4ODkxM15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTY.jpg)
Once I get rid of him I can be captain of my own ship, a ship full of beautiful people and love.
too bad your ship has to go down!
(http://www.dvdbeaver.com/film/DVDReviews8/nighttoremember/cap_07.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/rttmodel7.jpg)
What goes down, can come up, with a little help of course.
Not bad for a youngster.
(http://www.lowdensitylifestyle.com/media/uploads/2010/01/jack-lalanne-handcuffed.jpg)
Better to be in handcuffs than legcuffs, like in Saw:
(http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/saw_l.jpg)
The biggest name in escapology:
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j277/JonnaSage/Harry_Houdini_Ad1.jpg)
Not Even Houdini could escape us!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/plannine/plannine7.jpg)
Oh, so it's Manlove you want.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/a/a1/Brokeback_mountain.jpg/200px-Brokeback_mountain.jpg)
Well he's Free...............
(http://i512.photobucket.com/albums/t322/wiafgirl/InmanPhoneBBC_468x568.jpg)
...but not from Gor!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/brainarous/brainarous2.jpg)
I think I've seen his cousin in something...
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51K6JoLTFOL.jpg)
Sweet, I'll go kill him with my new hand!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii6.jpg)
He's got his work cut out......
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa108/phonif/Friday13th-5.jpg)
I'll haunt him..in his dreams!
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/freddy-krueger-crossed-arms.jpg)
I'll haunt him (and much worse) anytime!
(http://i639.photobucket.com/albums/uu112/davidborik/Michael_Myers.jpg)
Sure, that'll work for one day, but what do you do ...
(http://img686.imageshack.us/img686/9545/dayafterb.jpg) (http://img686.imageshack.us/i/dayafterb.jpg/)
Avoid vigilantes mostly......
(http://i997.photobucket.com/albums/af98/lyiono1/boondock_saints_ii_all_saints_day.jpg)
...and blow s**t up!
(http://www.lamemovies.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/commando.jpg)
not if s**t gets you first!
(http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/4274/monsturdposter.jpg) (http://img340.imageshack.us/i/monsturdposter.jpg/)
Some toilets are deadly....
(http://s.ecrater.com/stores/118825/4a705053ca3e4_118825n.jpg)
That's nothing compared to a few over in Edinburgh......
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk291/swetpucca/TRAINSPOTTING.jpg)
but then again, in Spain.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/slugs/slugs3.jpg)
Mind you other parts of the bathroom can be equally dangerous:
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r21/julianneddxo69/psycho_shower_large.jpg)
What kills Norman Bates?... Oh yeah.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_4OYGjUrdllo/SYpi-3eZiLI/AAAAAAAAQTk/uisXrDTEE2s/s1600/preview.png)
And this chap too:
(http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z159/countziero/DVD_box_ffolkes.jpg)
Too bad, though, you will have to get through me!
(http://blog.trendmicro.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/chuck_norris_1.jpg)
The Hulk can smash through anything, even Chuck Norris.......
(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y89/ccooll/The%20Incredible%20Hulk/David48.jpg)
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/large_green.jpg)
Bring it, Tall, Green and Handsome!
(http://www.in70mm.com/newsletter/2005/70/siegmund/images/walt_tha.jpg)
"Look at this. She keeps coming out the wrong colour. Run it through again and see if you can fix it."
Take 2:
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/Chinese_girl.jpg)
Oops.
No problem. Just need to lighten up the face a bit and...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_SvZDrF_oVaY/SU7MeAGQuSI/AAAAAAAAABQ/MXirTjEfm3c/s320/AndorianTalas.jpg)
Aw crap.
Spare me the technobabble, gadget guy. Let's just get on with it.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/gigi-edgley-chiana-farscape.jpg)
Whoa whoa whoa! The other way!
I'm not seeing the problem here.
(http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/2112/rc06.jpg) (http://img515.imageshack.us/i/rc06.jpg/)
Maybe you can see better from up here.
(http://blogs.amctv.com/horror-hacker/two-heads-grier-milland.jpg)
Not two heads, but two brains at least.. (well, 3 if you count Dr. Hfuhruhurr's)
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa144/Primate_bucket/ManWithTwoBrains.jpg)
"Brains!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/returndead/returndead3.jpg)
(http://www.chiangmainews.com/forumn/files/BrainsThunderbirds.jpg)
no strings attached
(http://cdn2.ioffer.com/img/item/139/597/943/NzOZMoHKMza0RCV.jpg)
"Madam, I'm Adam."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5b/Adam_West_1989_crop_2.jpg/414px-Adam_West_1989_crop_2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled-23.jpg)
No, we're Adam, 12 that is.
"Ooh! Ooh! Car 54 is right here!"
(http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/371/497/86/o_Car_54_1.jpg)
You guys are going to need some backup...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/9f/TJHooker.jpg)
A different type of hooker...
(http://ec3.images-amazon.com/images/P/B000FBM1V0.01-ALVYE3T5WL0WT._AA280_SCLZZZZZZZ_V55040909_.jpg)
Why should we pay when we can get it for free...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/15/Hilton_mug_shot.jpeg)
Smarter and less painful.
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2551/3932202985_f080e2aa75.jpg)
(http://a.abcnews.com/images/Entertainment/nm_anderson_080710_ssh.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pam1.jpg) (http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/18863578.jpg)
One good pair of Pams deserves another.
(http://www.creativematch.com/newsfiles/Kenco_Darwin.jpg)
Instant coffee? It's the devil's drink!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f4/Espresso_machine_coffee_rrn_electra_beentree.jpg/449px-Espresso_machine_coffee_rrn_electra_beentree.jpg)
In that case, we'll have two. Make it three and my friend here can have one too.
(http://img710.imageshack.us/img710/8114/45307854.jpg) (http://img710.imageshack.us/i/45307854.jpg/)
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(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/ted_knight.jpg)
That type of conduct is not allowed at Bushwood sir!
"Hi Mr. Rush!"
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_U84fPuQrKzI/R3eiQ736FFI/AAAAAAAAB-c/AV-Wxn-eCtY/s320/jm.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Streets-of-Fire-Deborah-Van-Valkenb.jpg)
Monroe, daddy says Tom and his friends can hurt you.
THIS street has fighters! They can hurt you too! Ask Raul and Jean-Claude and company! Well, actually, Raul was hurting pretty bad at the time. Seeing as how he died not long after..
(http://www.overthinkingit.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/street-fighter.jpg)
Nah, he just went on an extended dopple.
(http://deadlinescotland.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/olive_baboon.jpg?w=307&h=240)
(http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/121/25518390643675.jpg)
Oops, I think I bungled the Fingal dopple.
Now this is a mystery...
(http://www.getminted.com/img/slots_images/cluedo.jpg)
A mystery? I suppose this means we need a detective.
(http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/1658/071maddetective72dpi.jpg) (http://img121.imageshack.us/i/071maddetective72dpi.jpg/)
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(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5a/MadMazAus.jpg)
Madder.
(http://www.spectrumisgreen.com/Playsets/Mighty_Max/max1.jpg)
(http://corykennedy.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/maxheadroom.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Annex20-20Andress20Ursula20Blue20Ma.jpg)
If only you had a Blue Max.
(http://goregirl.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/blue-sunshine-dvd.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Sunshine_poster.jpg)
(http://doctorbulldog.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/moonshine-still.jpg)
(http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4018/mcgruff.jpg) (http://img687.imageshack.us/i/mcgruff.jpg/)
"Remember kids, moonshine is bad!"
"Take a bite out of crime? Thanks for the suggestion, officer."
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By the way, have you met my friend?
(http://www.horrortalk.com/reviews/Magic/magic4.jpg)
No, But....
(http://images.pictureshunt.com/pics/s/scarface_gun-10731.jpg)
He might be moving to Montana soon.
(http://irom.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/frank-zappa.jpg)
(http://img21.imageshack.us/img21/5333/freakyfredbymutio.png) (http://img21.imageshack.us/i/freakyfredbymutio.png/)
Freaky Fred will take care of that hair for you!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/FGF.jpg)
(http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/6129/freddykruegere.jpg)
I wish this irritating mofo WOULD drop dead..
(http://www.weirdwildrealm.com/filmimages/drop_dead_fred.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Gremlins20Stripe.jpg)
Kate, my brothers and I will take care of Fred for you.
Gonna rip that mohawk off your head, foo!
(http://www.ljplus.ru/img3/o/b/obiwann79/mrt.jpg)
I'll get you in the rematch.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f4/Rocky_iii_poster.jpg)
But you'll always come second to me.
(http://bp1.blogger.com/_sW65ilskOC8/SInX3GoyRSI/AAAAAAAAL3Y/PXmwOWaa8ok/s400/ArnoldSchwarzeneggerCigar.jpg)
No match for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5eu9k1d0AM
My favourite way of time travel.
(http://doubledeckerbuses.org/blog/media/blogs/new/the_tardis_whoohoo.jpg)
Traveling by phone booth is most heinous, dude.
(http://www.filmcritic.com/features/assets_c/2010/04/Bill_and_Ted_Adventure_560x330-thumb-560xauto-28783.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/big-wednesday.jpg)
Learn to surf Johnny.
Johnny maybe, but Charlie don't surf.
(http://blog.vva.org/wp-content/2009/01/apocalypselancekilgore.jpg)
Rub it in, why don'tcha?
(http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/8528/xmenthelaststand21patri.jpg)
Jerk.
All right, Sir Patrick. No legs vs. no arms. Have at you!
(http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_pictures/grail/large/HolyGrail018.jpg)
I dispute this!
(http://billsmovieemporium.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/freaks-pic.jpg)
You may has the worm body, but I gots the worm face!!!
(http://www.dvddrive-in.com/images/n-s/squirm3.jpg)
This is a worm face !
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e5/Graboid.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WFdQDEFpFiQ/Sluk4xc-QVI/AAAAAAAAACc/opQaXhf5cmo/s1600/sandworm.jpg)
(http://moviejpegs1.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/Sand_Worm.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/bukbanzi.jpg)
Not banzai.. BONSAI!!! Jeez, Daniel-San..
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/__C0zeuMrITI/SwWgAfUdWnI/AAAAAAAADZU/3WKaP2GjvZ0/s1600/Karate-Kid-Bonsai-Tree.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monkey-king-5.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/dwutang/dwutang1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/2363602816_7d43d10238.jpg)
You die, Jack Burton!
(http://blog.mondotees.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/three-storms.jpg)
Hoodoo still has hat supremacy.
(http://www.70slivekidvid.com/lids/whodfly1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Lidsville_-_Butch_Patrick__Billy_Ha.jpg)
Weenie the Geenie, get rid of him and his hat.
Or there's THIS genie.. ugh..
(http://addins.wgem.com/blogs/sports/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/kazaam_a.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/prince-of-persia-ben-kingsley-as-ni.jpg)
Master?
(http://charlespaolino.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/jeannie.jpg)
And her cartoon counterpart!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6hDZt1e0ofY/SKn80rt5dUI/AAAAAAAABC4/phh4y_3YYrM/s320/Jeannie+cartoon.jpg)
Her Darked skin sister
(http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs38/i/2008/335/a/3/Twisted_Princess__Jasmine_by_jeftoon01.jpg)
Another dark tale...
(http://findlaydonnan.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/twisted_princess__snow_white_by_jeftoon01.jpg)
If we're going to have Disney characters gone all scary evil, let's stick with the genuine article.
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Quote from: Chainsaw midget on May 17, 2010, 05:10:33 PM
If we're going to have Disney characters gone all scary evil, let's stick with the genuine article.
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dude. what is that from.
It's from a short Mickey Mouse cartoon called Runaway Brain.
Here. Watch it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbT7lhl9kpU
Well, it is really no coincidence, but...
(http://daddycatchersrealm.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/twisted_princess__alice_by_jeftoon013.jpg)
Believe it or not, this is more disturbing...
(http://beanstew.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/downloadblog2.jpeg)
Blood fetish?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JFshpYoR5qM/SVadMfnD9CI/AAAAAAAAAGs/JBKw7khFYUw/s1600/hostel2poster1bb8.jpg)
Another shelter of ill repute..
(http://classic-horror.com/images/motel_hell_poster.jpg)
Well, at least some places are trying to clean up their act.
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/4777/batesmotel.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/shini1.jpg)
Come to my hotel, you'll just love it here in the winter time.
Looks cozy.
(http://mutantreviewers.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/haunt4.jpg)
Ice to met you...
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/10/17/VanillaIce_061016035808142_wideweb__300x358.jpg)
back at you!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/coolasice/coolasice1.jpg)
Frosty, very frosty:
(http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h150/elelyonmedia/IceCube.jpg)
(http://hiphopmvp.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/icet.jpg)
Ice 9!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/Cats-Cradle_crop_web.jpg)
(http://z.about.com/d/horror/1/0/G/6/0/-/JackFrost.jpg)
"Why so mean?"
(http://i303.photobucket.com/albums/nn142/mskathie32/frosty-snowman.jpg)
Happy birthday, Frosty.
(http://www.nokka.fi/filebank/328-avalanche_taakse_tyokuva.jpg)
Chevy Chase blowing "snow"..
(http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/images/vlcsnap1486005_1.jpg)
-Modern Problems
Chevy plus Snow = Spies Like Us and one particular Angel
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ph8V052fCNE/S6vW8a1sg6I/AAAAAAAAH_E/Xbx4v1eyNW8/s1600/AngelVanessa2__Spies_like_Us_25.jpg)
Chevy + Trouble= One terrible movie.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_1bpPqmhEcRw/RveXIZJvBLI/AAAAAAAAA2w/rOHn6jxZZYo/s320/nothing+but+trouble.jpg)
Ah, Chevy, John, what happened? Here, let's look on happier times, when you guys made funny movies.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CMCKATxhPi4/Sj_qeE9Nq7I/AAAAAAAABvs/ac0aAFy2vpA/s400/184015__vacation_l.jpg)
From Wally World to...
(http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/waynesworld.jpg)
"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?"
(http://bp0.blogger.com/_kDoyvibiZag/R2kfOv6rdpI/AAAAAAAABNw/l8YqAjfeIEU/s320/BurnsExcellentSticker.jpg)
(http://hollywoodjesus.com/movie/van_helsing/13.jpg)
prepare for your doom
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/cyborgcopii/cyborgcopii7.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/locutus_of_borg.jpg)
It's not a good thing to have visible tubes around your head.
(http://judykitsune.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/14677scissors.jpg)
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/monolith-monsters2.jpg)
Rocks beat scissors...
(http://www.sacbee.com/static/weblogs/health-and-fitness/Salt%2520Shaker.jpg)
Salt beats space-rock
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/TrekSaltMonster.jpg)
I vant to drink your salt!
Did you notice the similar mouth configuration...
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/Flukeman.jpg)
Salt? I'm not so fussy.
Quote from: Newt on May 24, 2010, 10:59:56 AM
Did you notice the similar mouth configuration...
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/Flukeman.jpg)
Salt? I'm not so fussy.
My Avatar :wink:
Bring it on!
(http://img175.imageshack.us/img175/241/jackbrooksmonsterslayer.png)
"Mr Thrust, do you really think this will bag us that dinosaur before this Brooks character?"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/lastdinosaur/lastdinosaur7.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site)
You're all a bunch of amateurs.
(http://lh3.ggpht.com/_NN3ACenoFWw/Sda5PrJC6wI/AAAAAAAABjE/mKVJ1m3ufIc/muldoon_thumb3.jpg)
A more basic approach:
(http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/8688/fc596.jpg)
(http://www.thisdayinrock.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/the-godfather-of-souljames-brown.jpg)
"Uh.. there's another guy who claims the title of Godfather."
"Whack 'im. I can't have any competithion. You know whath ta do."
(http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/brando.jpg)
(http://www.nanarland.com/Chroniques/iledudocteurmoreau/moreau10.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on May 25, 2010, 05:34:23 AM
(http://www.nanarland.com/Chroniques/iledudocteurmoreau/moreau10.jpg)
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:
(http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/object3/85/67/n127389585462_8846.jpg)
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/ice-cream-man-dvd-cover.jpg)
(http://i479.photobucket.com/albums/rr154/Raffine/2287980926_a5c4637be2.jpg)
That's what drinking with Bill Shatner gets you.
Is this a private party, or can any funny-looking little bald guy join?
(http://fiercepika.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/vizzini.jpg?w=204&h=203)
Whereas he was involved in iocaine powder, this is a different kind of poison altogether..
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ja51IYJlbws/SrzrLTZhBwI/AAAAAAAAC2A/Xkvya5KtGXo/s400/213599620_956176d0d4_o.jpg)
...one that will make you go MAD!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/maniac/maniac4.jpg)
(http://www.hollywood-elsewhere.com/images/column/7108/kubrick.jpg)
The Kubrick stare will blow your mind
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/full-metal-jacket-PDVD_00901.jpg)
Maybe so, but this one will kill you.
This one will do nasty, omnipotent things to you. Better be nice.
(http://trekmovie.com/wp-content/uploads/charliex/charlie_mad.jpg)
(http://readjack.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/alex-de-large12.jpg)
This one will rape your wife and leave you crippled.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YcJN5ZAyGRg/SULEikPYENI/AAAAAAAABW0/P0nye8uJ1Cw/s400/tuco_blooooondiiiiie.jpg)
he'll do it multiple times and not lose sleep over it.
He'll still come a cropper though.......
(http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s263/D_Corso/eastwood.jpg)
he has some competition though
(http://midnightcafe.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/once-upon-a-time.jpg)
Django brought his gun to the shootout..
(http://www.teleport-city.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/django.jpg)
Ah good, the mariachi band has arrived.
(http://jdrewscott.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/desperado.jpg?w=500&h=276)
I am the only gunfighter who is also a God. I think.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/eltopo/eltopo3.jpg)
The question is, how much of a man are you?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/Sl5lTqedDDI/AAAAAAAAH1w/QQHtKnS3HNI/s1600/200px-Savini.jpg)
A man who knows his pu**y!
(http://www.pollsb.com/photos/o/30063-pitch_man_dusk_till_dawn.jpg)
"Did shomebody shay Pooshy!"
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8di3fwCAUFg/SYT9x1iW8YI/AAAAAAAABCo/UPy7qCIeSFQ/s400/Sean_Connery.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/darby-ogill-and-the-little-people-8.jpg)
And him being a Dublin man, maybe we should make him sing us a song.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/leprechaun/leprechaun6.jpg)
"Ohh, I'm an Irish man and I'm okay
sleep all night, play everyday!"
You know what I want, Leprechaun. Now hand it over.
(http://img704.imageshack.us/img704/9579/frobe1.jpg) (http://img704.imageshack.us/i/frobe1.jpg/)
A large German is no match for the transvestite Z-man! Also known as..
SUPERWOMAN!!!
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/62/185645705_42b9e25cd9.jpg)
Transylvania's version is 'Sweeter'.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rockyhorror/rockyhorror4.jpg)
(Image thanks to review on this site)
Get him, guys!
(http://idata.over-blog.com/0/09/07/26/Films/It--misfits.jpg)
"Call yerselves 'Misfits'!"
(http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh106/theheartbroken07/Misfits.jpg)
These guys were sorta misfits too..
(http://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/m3/mar2008/9/1/83D59AD4-DB2C-1CBA-5D69B4F5DC3FD790.jpg)
(http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv178/Blondin07/Wild_One_Marlon_Brando.jpg)
Regrettably, that image will never again seem as cool as it once did.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4044/4689295104_98af2f028a_b.jpg)
Brando rides something else entirely in this film..
(http://991.com/newgallery/Marlon-Brando-Last-Tango-In-Par-407766.jpg)
He rides in a Dodge Intercepter
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/wraith/wraith2.jpg)
Keep it legal on the highway or you could end up on this guy's show:
(http://i82.photobucket.com/albums/j275/bigpapadrew/SHERIFF.jpg)
Keep it legal on the information highway or you might end up on this guy's show:
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/chris_hansen_large.jpg)
at least it won't be this guy:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/18/5.3.10GlennBeckByDavid-Shankbone.jpg/462px-5.3.10GlennBeckByDavid-Shankbone.jpg)
Another 'Beck'.....
(http://i867.photobucket.com/albums/ab235/jc-polien/beck05097internet.jpg)
This Beck will not only blow you to smithereens, he'll punch out Meg Foster for an encore.
(http://www.dvdinmypants.com/reviews/H-N/images/leviathan/mail-6.jpg)
At least there's a 'Silver Lining'......
(http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg21/Kumiko_Mio/gefunden/2353124.jpg)
And these are passengers of a Silver Streak.
(http://gonet.cz/~tri65dnigalerie/porad/600/7/7e17393e4f3e09861db38eb7cc733600.jpg)
You'd think a journey by train would be simple and uncomplicated......
(http://i256.photobucket.com/albums/hh188/Maelrys/Actors/theladyvanishes2.jpg)
Never seems to work out does it?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/89/Throwmommafromthetrain.jpg)
Apparently it was even worse back in the old west......
(http://i788.photobucket.com/albums/yy167/BMLFW/Soundtracks/BreakheartPass.jpg)
Actually it was made easier with modern ingenuity...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/68/Backfu3.jpg)
Not every scientific discovery is beneficial to rail safety though:
(http://i385.photobucket.com/albums/oo292/Daverat1966/Horror%20Movie%20Posters/HORROREXPRESS.jpg)
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/nothingmuch/godzilla_eating_train.jpg)
A bit too cold for overgrown lizards to take on...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/Polar_express.jpg)
Rail travel with a more human face......
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w188/dcelano/Thomas%20The%20Tank%20Engine/ThomasAndTheMagicRailroad.jpg)
"Thats nice, now get to work g*dammit..."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Fat_Controller_TTTE_1.jpg)
However these guys need to make a desperate run to the border.......
(http://i921.photobucket.com/albums/ad60/postasu/Von-Ryan-s-Express-20346-204.jpg)
I'm on a "train bound to nowhere"...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/25/TheGamblerAlbumCover.jpg)
The New Wave kids preferred to take the road to nowhere......
(http://i301.photobucket.com/albums/nn46/Loubon/7%20Inch%20Picture%20Discs/7TalkingHeads001.jpg)
Sure he doesn't say much, but Boe does talk.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/8b/Face_of_Boe.jpg)
Although he isn't quite head of the family:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/headfamily/headfamily3.jpg)
(Image thanks to review on this site),
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Humpty_Dumpty_Tenniel.jpg)
Every schoolchild knows the details of Humpty Dumpty's tragic demise. Less well known is the story of how an egg of that size came to be laid in the first place:
(http://i252.photobucket.com/albums/hh34/wintermassacre/giantclaw6.jpg)
I'm a Big Bird with powerful friends...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/35/Pat_Nixon_Big_Bird.gif)
"Who is that hottie in the background? She's got candles up to here!"
(http://lordwhatsmymotivation.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/kt_lumiere1.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f9/Usafl_notes_.jpg)
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2145/2492667767_950030d83a_b.jpg)
I challenge you to having Multiple jets!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c7/Fireboat_Ariake.jpg/800px-Fireboat_Ariake.jpg)
(http://www.navweaps.com/Weapons/WNUS_37mm-56_m4_PT-631_pic.jpg)
I'll see your water cannon and raise you to a 37mm cannon backed by 5 inch rockets!
OK, maybe this is overkill, but it's the first picture that came to mind. Anyway, it's not doing the boats any good. :teddyr:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/2a/Crossroads_Baker_%28wide-zoom%29.jpg/800px-Crossroads_Baker_%28wide-zoom%29.jpg)
A much larger copy of this is my current desktop picture at work, by the way.
You know, there could be a new religion in all of this......
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/beneathapes/beneathapes7.jpg)
(Photo thanks to image on this site)
"A bizarre, outer-spacey, made-up religion with mind control and no potential to do anything but damage? I'm so there!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/11/TomCruiseDec08MTV.jpg/375px-TomCruiseDec08MTV.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/03/Rachel_Dawes.jpg)
The Martians have a few more technological tricks up their sleeve......
(http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g64/Taramw32/Horror%20Movies/WAROFTHEWORLDS1953.jpg)
Not if Uncle Joe has something to say about it!
(http://api.ning.com/files/-2Ja0xZAlNvdldipnl3BIMAHQPQufzI16MfsR48MKSzZmZJIy3MUtmsQWMN9-Vw-dpbFZB4lf*h2RP7tAS9TjIDBw70Ly56O/StalinVsMartians_iPhone.jpg)
Begone!
(http://images.rottentomatoes.com/images/movie/coverv/59/107159.jpg)
A more insidious martian:
(http://www.badmovies.org/capsules/i/invademarst/invademarst_cap2.jpg)
(Pic from review on this site)
My favorite Martian:
(http://blogs.estadao.com.br/ariel-palacios/files/2010/02/blogmarte-ray-walston-as-my-favorite-martian.jpg)
Just beware of stowaways:
(http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm302/COVEOFTHEBLINDFISHERMAN/IT.jpg)
No, you're close but thats not the right hand gesture...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4c/SpockVulcan.jpg)
Not the right mode of communication I think......
(http://i397.photobucket.com/albums/pp58/NessaCosette/wrath-of-khan-560x330.jpg)
"I'm Mr. Rourke, your host."
(http://pollypartisan.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/mickey-rourke-2009-oscars.jpg?w=300&h=300)
Ey bozz! Don' forget me!
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/Images/ricardo-montalban-herve-villechaize-fantasy-island.jpg)
"So now you're working for that do-gooder on the other island. There's gratitude."
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/11/article-1076621-025ABF04000004B0-871_468x330.jpg)
He still lost head to head:
(http://i634.photobucket.com/albums/uu65/suitupmen/Roger-Moore---James-Bond-Photograph.jpg)
Never heard of him.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_7d3SInnj2hw/Svegy13iztI/AAAAAAAABDg/mkgcRi8gGaU/s320/tessier_3.jpg)
"Just what is it that we wanna do?!"
"Get right in there!"
(http://i726.photobucket.com/albums/ww263/raulpuro/The%20Wild%20Angels/bscap0001.jpg)
We've fought motorgangs before...
(http://andryberlianto.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/wildhogs.jpg)
I think all this is only going to attract the attention of the cops somehow....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/1221574962594_4chipsmif_640_320.jpg)
There's only room for one pretty boy in beige on a cool bike.
(http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t306/shakesville/megaforcef.jpg)
Who needs petrol-powered transport when you can have a little alien 'magic'......
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/full-moon-et-bike-ride.jpg)
(http://www.onlyhelmets.com/userfiles/image/Pee%20Wee.jpg)
Somewhat more serious......
(http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k403/KyMcFarland/a.jpg)
More guys on bikes.. er, motorbikes.
(http://www.celtic-twilight.com/camelot/hollywood/knightriders.jpg)
FIYAH !
(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs26/f/2008/133/6/f/desktop_ghost_rider_by_rushredkryptonite.jpg)
(http://i238.photobucket.com/albums/ff253/douglasbass/arthur_brown_313x470.jpg)
"You're gonna burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, BURN!!!!"
(sets Michael Myers on fire)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WT296Ycwut8/SfKkUOBua2I/AAAAAAAAA4Q/ENChsoyRdzQ/s400/halloween2_flames.jpg)
Hi.
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100218213047/marvelanimated/images/thumb/e/e9/Hydro-Man.png/275px-Hydro-Man.png)
(Hydro-man)
"Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink."
(http://i966.photobucket.com/albums/ae141/dreamsdarkly/Iwatchedthewatersnakes.jpg)
Quote from: JJ80 on July 14, 2010, 06:16:58 PM
"Water, water, everywhere,
And all the boards did shrink;
Water, water, everywhere,
Nor any drop to drink."
(http://i966.photobucket.com/albums/ae141/dreamsdarkly/Iwatchedthewatersnakes.jpg)
(http://www.nsf.gov/news/mmg/media/images/kraken2_h.jpg)
Of course, not all sea monsters turn out to be organic in origin.....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/20000-leagues.jpg)
..And some have a fondness for land women!
(http://www.rowthree.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/humanoiids3.jpg)
However Water Cyborgs may just have an edge on the other subaquatic marauders.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/terrorbsea/terrorbsea6.jpg)
(Picture thanks to review on this site)
Giant, heavily-armed space cyborgs have them beat.
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i236/SoldierIce52/FinalWarsGigan.jpg)
They always get taken care of by Godzilla.
(http://www.bureaujan.nl/job/godzilla78.jpg)
Big G appears to be on the verge of a meltdown. He just needs a little push.
(http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/Homer.jpg)
This guy needs a bit of a boost, too..
(http://scrimbrown.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/spider-pig.jpg)
Spider pig,
Spider pig.
Does whatever a spider pig does.
Can he swing
From a web
No he can't. He's a pig.
Look out, he is a spider pig.
Looks like a job for:
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r7/aqua10/comics/civilwarspiderham.jpg)
(http://delargy.com/images/2005_8_Honduras/pig_roast.JPG)
Careful, they could be more dangerous than we could ever imagine under the right circumstances......
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/animal_farm.jpg)
No Pig is a match for a hippo witha machine gun!
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/chainsawmidget/633983933838501625-Hellhathnofury.jpg)
Take your pick...
(http://media.nj.com/entertainment_impact_celebrities/photo/oksana-grigorieva-mel-gibsonjpg-a8f858a93275a690_large.jpg)
Dective Murtaugh is not amused Riggs.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_G0wiHJ7WHzY/S1oM6g7zIkI/AAAAAAAAJYE/RbKjqLhQb8w/s320/murtaugh.jpg)
Hey ! I remember that guy !
(http://zedomax.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/predator.jpg)
Let off some steam.
(http://coltrevolver.umwblogs.org/files/2009/04/10104031aarnold-schwarzenegger-predator-posters.jpg)
(http://ilikecarrot.com/wp-content/media/images/arnold_carrot.jpg)
So you're trying to
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Blame_It_on_Rio_poster.jpg)
?
Another letter from a vacation (of sorts), but this really doesn't end well..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/SleepawayCampposter.jpg)
What was that movie's claim to fame again?
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4082/4849821486_69b77d5e9f.jpg)
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t214/morrisawilliams/divine_female_trouble.jpg)
Does that come in my size?!?
You'll fry for your crimes, Davenport!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ACQccpcVwNk/S8Cdp5iHn8I/AAAAAAAAJQ4/dZTsXjzk90Q/s1600/vlcsnap-3715625.png)
"How did you get that wonderful complexion?"
(http://blogs.houstonpress.com/hairballs/edwardjamesolmos.jpg)
I feel pretty.. oh so pretty..
(http://www.slashfilm.com/wp/wp-content/images/freddy.png)
Not good for Freddy...
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff192/fatalent/freddy.jpg)
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p187/spoonfulofme/Drop.jpg)
Never gets old...
(http://img.ezinemark.com/imagemanager2/files/30002496/2010/06/2010-06-22-14-22-54-4-the-scene-phoebe-cates-under-the-shower-in-the-red.jpeg)
(http://www.disnology.com/wp-content/gallery/toy-story-3-characters/ken-toy-story-3.jpg)
(http://i627.photobucket.com/albums/tt355/dpsinct1/childs-play-remake-in-progress1.jpg)
You're a rank amateur compared to this doll, Chuck.
(http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/6347/zuni.jpg)
One man and his doll:
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/09354night.jpg)
(http://www.idealbargainxp.net/images/products/single-movie-dvd/horror/Dead%20Silence.jpg)
He could do with an "Official Conscience"!
(http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i37/andreafuentes_2006/pinocchio.png)
A doll worth having.
(http://www.rhyolitesite.com/jennifer.jpg)
Ya but you have to get through this doll(man) to pop that doll's cherry.
(http://www.rhyolitesite.com/tim.jpg)
Then I guess we'll just have to find some other dolls.
(http://img194.imageshack.us/img194/5030/beyondthevalleyofthedol.jpg)
Ultra-Vixens have even deeper valleys than dolls.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/Valleyultravixens.jpg)
What's down hear could end it all..............................
(http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj195/net10000/BeneathThePlanetOfTheApes.jpg)
Get lost pal, we were down here first...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3d/Brown%2Cr_time_macine60.jpg)
Just as long as they stay down there.....
(http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee95/meahskeet/tremors.jpg)
(http://www.familylosangeles.com/blog/uploaded_images/deadlyspawn36-798697.jpg)
Why you always keepin' our brothers down....
Perhaps in a strange talking animals dimension:
(http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg144/evzechamp/Scarry1.jpg)
"Ooooo, Scarry!"
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/232/475824820_292b7e4891.jpg?v=0)
(http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg309/KTrexx/vampira.jpg)
(http://pioneerplus.ejournalism.ca/files/images/garlic.jpg)
Any vampire is defeated by the garlic man.
And he was promptly devoured.
(http://www.buddytv.com/articles/the-sopranos/images/steven-schirripa-4.jpg)
He was promptly involved in an 'Eat and Run' incident.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/eatrun/eatrun6.jpg)
(Image thanks to review on this site)
Needs more armament.
(http://blog.seattlepi.com/undraftedfreeagent/library/dynamo.jpg)
Or maybe just a hat.....
(http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj38/captainmubbers/oddjob.jpg)
"Your clothing is causing confusion and delay."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Fat_Controller_TTTE_1.jpg)
(http://cdn.videogum.com/files/2008/12/5d5okevqqjg.jpg)
But who throws clothing? Honestly.
These threads are pretty sweet too..
(http://www.movies.ie/uploads/attachments/kickass505.jpg)
(http://i648.photobucket.com/albums/uu210/Pinchelechero/jackass20logo20wallpaper.jpg)
(http://www.chrisd.ca/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/al_pacino_great_ass.jpg)
(http://static.flickr.com/80/246304911_01e2d85720.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/mosquito/mosquito7.jpg)
(http://www.duxieclothing.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/MartyFeldman.jpg)
(http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Ci_Cp/Columbo/columbo-falk6.jpg)
Let me just plead my story
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/jackerii/jackerii4.jpg)
"No chance!"
(http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc34/thi-dias/Bronson.jpg)
This punk thinks differently.
(http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/a/a4/DW4hp2.JPG/500px-DW4hp2.JPG)
Owned!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/bazooka.jpg)
Quaint, but it became obsolete very quickly.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hYof0qhihr0/TB6FfvCzfQI/AAAAAAAAAQ4/E9vT7zr-4vw/s400/Gustav+1.jpg)
Carl here is still in service after almost 60 years.
It's take a lot more than that to deflect this:
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd115/truemaskedwabbit/space/asteroid.jpg)
(http://topidol.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/cc_bruce_narrowweb__300x5230.jpg)
When you destroy a rogue asteroid, be very careful about what you might bring back:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/greenslime/greenslime8.jpg)
(Photo thanks to review on this site)
(http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk187/babypotsmommy/Brobee.jpg)
This hairy forest dweller should NOT be welcomed with open arms at any cost!
(http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g190/beedubelhue/nightofdemon1.jpg)
Or open flys.
(http://www.sick-films.com/gallery2/d/1128-1/night-demon-19.jpg)
Although some of his relatives are a lot more domesticated.........
(http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w54/drunkstunts/harryandthehendersons.jpg)
I would be more worried about the guy beside him.
(http://www.moviecatcher.net/images/john-lithgow-in-buckaroo-banzai11.jpg)
or this dude
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0nM4zGXoCFM/So4mc34iZrI/AAAAAAAAAEI/MMX4UxZCujs/s320/PiterDeVriesTH.jpg)
(http://blog.newsok.com/bamsblog/files/2008/05/ian-mckellen-gandalf.jpg)
'Spelling' it out....
(http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd147/sil_vee84/merlin.gif)
Only one wizard? This has four Merlins.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/64/Avro_Lancaster_Mk_1_ExCC.jpg/800px-Avro_Lancaster_Mk_1_ExCC.jpg)
Now with jet-propelled engine power.....
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v281/AR121/Tanks%20and%20other%20Military%20Hardware/B-52DroppingBombs.jpg)
One shot, lots more damage, and it stays on the ground.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3613/3363349274_f5e4f56cd8.jpg)
"That is enough of that sort of thing!"
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/colossus03.jpg)
That's no match for the......(only available at Burger King)
(http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT4VUwSwFX1z6Yz951UnuUpweuHDZv82pgdVXL2YQSlnj2Kl1s&t=1&usg=__0ICIoMNR3A2B_CMnDUfL9V1R8Gc=)
The only thing that can defeat such a powerful computer.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JQnCHk72fU0/SdRI-59D5aI/AAAAAAAAATo/X5dkLh2KQeQ/s320/TicTacToe2Small.jpg)
I'm bringing in a ringer.
(http://graneyandthepig.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/lasvegaschicken.jpg)
Play Tic-Tac-Toe with a (not-so-live) dragon!
(http://travisschario.com/images/games/ttd.jpg)
This guy would mess that dragon up something fierce.
(http://spyhunter007.com/Images/dragons_lair_dirk_the_daring.jpg)
(http://www.btvision.bt.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/cable_guy1.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/HolyGrail036.jpg)
"Well Arthur, we meet at Camlann!"
(http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee87/retarius/mordredmask.jpg)
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20070202181761/tardis/images/thumb/2/2f/Robotsofdeath_title.jpg/250px-Robotsofdeath_title.jpg)
"And that's the story of why I prefer robots to be in canine' form!"
(http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq64/mcgannc42/tara1hi3.png)
I find that you have ADD
(http://www.housemdquotes.com/images/323_the_jerk.jpg)
It's gone far beyond medical intervention now, just chess.....
(http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww125/ElCochran90/Decorated%20images/septimosello.jpg)
It's more fun if you're spending "one night in Bangkok"!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41dxGb0TVVL._SL500_.jpg)
Man I hear that would even make a tough guy tumble.
(http://www.mangosauce.com/images/one_night_in_bangkok.jpg)
I get my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/00684/high-kick_684628n.jpg)
Not quite the ULTIMATE warrior!
(http://img218.imageshack.us/img218/4021/uwsf5.jpg)
Speaking of ultimate...
(http://www.cultmoviez.com/U/slides/POSTER%20-%20THE%20ULTIMATE%20DEGENERATE.jpg)
The ultimate fighter....
(http://i624.photobucket.com/albums/tt325/hoofa/Best-of-the-Best-1989-1.jpg)
Or how about the "breast of the breast"? :wink:
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51X7VS3QS0L.jpg)
I like chesty people.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v181/chainsawmidget/chest-burster.jpg)
*in honor of Doggett*
(http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/elvira-cleavage.jpg)
Chesty of yesteryear meet chesty of today:
(http://www.pickmeupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/Christina-Hendricks-Cleavage-5.jpg)
Nice to meet you, can you give me some advice?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/gpk/gpk3.jpg)
Keep 'em guessing! Uhhahhahah...
(http://www.sfgate.com/g/pictures/2005/08/11/sweeney_pat.jpg)
If you insist...
(http://img85.imageshack.us/img85/4076/riddlerx.jpg) (http://img85.imageshack.us/i/riddlerx.jpg/)
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"Even he's too serious for MY liking!"
(http://i325.photobucket.com/albums/k395/rebel_joker_2010/joker/dark_knight.jpg)
(http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/6782/9820060914beetlejuice29.jpg)
"See that guy over there trying to copy my style? He was just laughin' at the size of your head. You gonna take that?"
"So, you like laughing at small heads, do ya, shrimp?"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/saturniii/saturniii6.jpg)
"I'm just a head, and you're whatever you are, but together we're strong!"
(http://www.wingscaughtfirefilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/braindie_shot2l.jpg)
one head they shouldn't have saved
(http://a.imageshack.us/img193/2391/theysavedhitlersbrain.jpg)
"Ah, some good raw materials to start work on......"
(http://i732.photobucket.com/albums/ww326/adecp/vlcsnap-2010-06-06-19h26m25s171.png)
Maybe you should just ask this guy if he delivers.
(http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/6749/deadbodyman.jpg)
Why would I deliver, I CREATE!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_stuMq1GJnrA/SfIwHA-qaxI/AAAAAAAADrY/bgONVBtxG8Y/s400/DrJuliusNo.jpg)
(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/10/20/article-1079215-02E3D0240000044D-711_233x378.jpg)
Dr. No beaten by Yes Man
Kid, it's best if you don't mock me
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/supermaniv/supermaniv4.jpg)
"Yo Superman, we've got a pocket full of kryptonite!"
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f393/ryanw585/Spin%20Doctors/SpinDoctors.jpg)
You guys only had a couple of really good tunes.
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_01/harrywillsAP_468x409.jpg)
These guys had plenty of really good toons!
(http://www.enjoyfrance.com/images/stories/world/entertainment/hanna_barbera.jpg)
These two fellows have their moments too....
(http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l37/joe_057/trey-matt.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/southparkninjas.jpg)
There's only one thing to do, we have to kill them, and Butters too.
Dealt with.....
(http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd244/sexy_crno_gorac/team-america-world-police-1.jpg)
Nah, they don't have the balls for this mission..
(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/65/MPW-32869)
When I finally build that field, they'll probably come along too.....
(http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n159/golfprogurl/field_of_dreams.jpg)
You probably wouldn't want to come to these fields..
(http://www.havenaar.net/dvd/images/The%20Killing%20Fields.gif)
"Ah yes, I've certainly killed my share of bottles."
(http://www.cs.uni.edu/~wallingf/blog-images/humor/wc-fields.jpg)
Go away, kids; ya bother me!
(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/88/MPW-44000)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pied_piper_of_hamelin_002.jpg)
I Have a way with children, just ask Van.
He also had a real way with rats until the apocalypse kicked in.....
(http://i620.photobucket.com/albums/tt285/jackmarci/bscap0102.jpg)
Oh Eugene...
(http://www.clubdesmonstres.com/ratboy.jpg)
"Hey sonny, I was looking for a new sidekick!"
(http://i971.photobucket.com/albums/ae191/raphaelsgirl/185px-Ratking_1987TMNT.jpg)
If you're going to wrap strips of cloth around yourself, do it right.
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_r38bTkK9MMg/SwotDuPD9HI/AAAAAAAAAIE/ppKmupRQ-EI/s1600/milla+jovoich+fifth+element.jpg)
Much better.
(http://i288.photobucket.com/albums/ll170/kellomitty/the_mummy__1932__movie_image_bela_l.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/mummy20SPLASH.jpg)
Modern CGI & special effects technology makes getting rid of this guy simple.
"And THEY think that they've got a problem?!"
(http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/9859/snapshot20090115045006qc5.jpg)
I'll give you HELL! I'M A GODD**N ONE-MAN ARMY!
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/commando/commando6.jpg)
"Mama, just killed a man..."
(http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Music/Pix/pictures/2008/09/01/Freddie276.jpg)
Mama, I just killed the audience!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/xanadu/xanadu7.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/battlefield_earth.jpg)
Crap cinema, "The Early Years".
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_SS0F9KOsPgA/RqmkuiW1HjI/AAAAAAAAABE/Hp5rCfdEJRE/s1600/The%2BBoy%2BIn%2BThe%2BPlastic%2BBubble.jpg)
The Breather will put you in a plastic BAG!
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/student/student_shot4l.jpg)
Just one in a bag?
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fL87G_atQXU/S8MJpch74QI/AAAAAAAAAFo/zEpsAaiuxbU/s1600/dexter-morgan.jpg)
It's more scarier when you put
(http://www.critcononline.com/images/three%20on%20a%20meathook%20video%20treasures%20vhs%20front.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Eight_heads_in_a_duffel_bag.jpg/220px-Eight_heads_in_a_duffel_bag.jpg)
Top these numbers!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/House_of_1000_Corpses_poster.JPG)
If there's that many corpses in it, it must be..
(http://www.onesheetindex.com/pix/8648_1.jpg)
if evil dwells there.....
(http://img541.imageshack.us/img541/1293/dontgointhehouse.jpg) (http://img541.imageshack.us/i/dontgointhehouse.jpg/)
She can't stay away.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5d/Lisacuddypromoseason6.jpg)
And yet, she always wined up in a sticky situation!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/ator/ator7.jpg)
(http://www.inthenews.co.uk/photo/john-goodman-gets-to-grips-with-spiders-in-the-film-arachnophobia-$7032447$300.jpg)
(http://wildwildwest.warnerbros.com/img/thefilm/tarantbig.jpg)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/angryred/angryred6.jpg)
(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/dolemitey/08_22_2010_21_01_28.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/vlcsnap-77609.jpg)
she is one of us, and we always....
(http://www.badmovies.org/othermovies/wbatwoman/wbatwoman5.jpg)
He'll take care of those pesky teens....
(http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/8398/jasonvorhees.jpg) (http://img148.imageshack.us/i/jasonvorhees.jpg/)
(http://u1.ipernity.com/3/95/61/4299561.cb0817c2.560.jpg)
(http://img820.imageshack.us/img820/8724/terminatrix.jpg) (http://img820.imageshack.us/i/terminatrix.jpg/)
Despite her efforts, maybe the future's going to belong to a half-man, half-machine, ALL cop.......
(http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/9522/robocop792844bmpli2.jpg)
...with his retarded cousin
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/16/ROTOR.jpg)
Along with their vampire-slaying oriental relative:
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o316/Ty1986/robovampirevhsfront2.jpg)
...and their in near future friend
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/70/Terminator1984movieposter.jpg)
Along with his imitators:
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/apex/apex2.jpg)
(Picture thanks to review on this site)
and now from the front office
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/yor/yor7.jpg)
Straight to the factory floor:
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/box3b.jpg)
but sometimes there shouldn't been any plans at all
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/robochic/robochic2.jpg)
Well 'overuse' can certainly lead to malfunctions....
(http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h202/sygurd/cherry2000-screenshot-1.jpg)
2000 cherry Yankee folk? Tell 'em to come on down here fer a welcome they won't never ferget! YEEEEEEE-HAW!
(http://www.wpfs.org/moviepix/2000Maniacs.jpg)
We only have a thousand men BUT we've got swords to even things up a little bit!
(http://i546.photobucket.com/albums/hh427/thecathoderaychoob/Blog%20Pics/108-1-1.jpg)
But we're the Knights of the Round Table!
(http://in10words.files.wordpress.com/2010/09/holy-grail-2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/images-6.jpg)
BASIL!!!!!
Yes?
(http://dummidumbwit.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/2795141.jpg)
Is someone singing about me?
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/n-z/sndn35/sndn35_shot31s.jpg)
Or him?
(http://i1039.photobucket.com/albums/a471/dixiegrl19471/Cartoons%20for%20All/Mickey-Mouse-2-psd44341.png)
now, it's for him!
(http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2010-07-30-goofy.gif)
Another co-star!
(http://i993.photobucket.com/albums/af54/001_002/pluto.jpg)
but we're the Stars of the film!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/killershrews/killershrews4.jpg)
I think the Bard had that little problem covered.....
(http://i329.photobucket.com/albums/l396/Lehcar117/r-6.jpg)
now if we can only tame this person
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/xanadu/xanadu2.jpg)
(http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww20/dannylisboa/John%20Travolta/15047612.jpg)
(http://blog.mlive.com/james_sanford/2008/06/large_Roller1.jpg)
They haven't got a prayer, unlike:
(http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o316/Ty1986/prayeroftherollerboysacademyposter.jpg)
But We'll win!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rollerball/rollerball6.jpg)
"Oh no you 'caan't'!"
(http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac128/ophiophagus_three/Movie%20Posters/Eraser.jpg)
just try me
(http://www.posters.ws/images/96435/mad_max_beyond_thunderdome.jpg)
A formidable foe in aworld gone crazy.......
(http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l305/Venkman2099/snake_l.jpg)
La-di-da-di, we likes to party
We don't cause trouble, we don't bother nobody...
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qtz2feFDE6k/S7R6VRBUX3I/AAAAAAAAAEY/LRwp_hbmAZU/s1600/Slick_Rick.jpg)
There's some parties you can have fun at AND hurt people.
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/2342/murderpartyhorrormoviep.jpg)
Like this one!
(http://www.coverbrowser.com/image/spanish-dvds/1104-1.jpg)
and this one!
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTk1MjY5NDkzOV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNTMyNTgxMQ@@._V1._SY314_CR3,0,214,314_.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/kickass.jpg)
(http://www.dccomics.com/media/product/1/0/10653_400x600.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/New-Avengers-marvel-comics-3975044-1024-768.jpg)
I see your Marvel and raise DC!
(http://www.dialbforblog.com/archives/100/garcia_lopez.jpg)
Some Universes didn't quite catch on...
(http://media.avclub.com/images/articles/article/16763/marvel.jpg)
(anybody remember DP7 :teddyr:)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Dp7001.jpg)
(http://sharetv.org/images/the_tick_1994-show.jpg)
Bringing this back to movies ...
(http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/1097/mysterymenscore.jpg)
This lot love mysteries, especially those of the 'Explained Supernatural' variety.........
(http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u55/bigwillxxx/scooby.jpg)
but there were scared when they were kids!
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0_ynVlwAg9U/SGEuMUTHovI/AAAAAAAADno/BlyTvIXd38Q/s400/1group.jpg)
Adults are the scared ones.. scared of these kids! GIVE US HUGGIES!!!
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B000AYNG1Q.01._SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg)
You asked for them. :smile:
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQVeB--lE91VwxOTlmNE1gFgix4QP7n0-uv2Om_aG1wuqSmakw&t=1&usg=__eQsB2vlEWNzeTu_KOrDf6L70fr0=)
This baby has many other 'requirements'.....
(http://i452.photobucket.com/albums/qq248/ZeppoBongiovanni/its_alive_poster_01-1.jpg)
so does this one.....FLESH!!!!
(http://img823.imageshack.us/img823/7310/zombiestuconbaby.jpg) (http://img823.imageshack.us/i/zombiestuconbaby.jpg/)
This baby can eat that baby...King of the Jungle and all...
(http://www.mylionking.com/resources/site_thumbs/lk_screengrab_098.jpg)
Not all royalty is created equal.
(http://img69.imageshack.us/img69/1831/godzillakingofthemonste.jpg)
I'm the QUEEN! Of.. ACID! Wait, what?
(http://l.yimg.com/img.movies.yahoo.com/ymv/us/img/flickr/40/64/002611624064.jpg)
(http://i287.photobucket.com/albums/ll158/xthedestroyer/queenofbloodposter.jpg)
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rollah!
(http://hockeyheadblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/lord1a.jpg)
The "Fist Of The North Star" should see to him.....
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/fistnorthstar/fistnorthstar8.jpg)
(Picture thanks to review on this site)
But what better way to take out a masked psycho than with another masked psycho?
(http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/3/6/128808583105673426.jpg)
When you drop the psycho you can become...
Masked Crusaders, Working Overtime,
Fighting Crime, Fighting Crime!
(http://assblasters.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mask_logo.JPG)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/the-mask.jpg)
Smokin!!
Similar powers, but no mask needed.
(http://ssntails.sepwich.com/gkr/k3f1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/346712-sam_neill_miniseries_merlin.jpg)
More power
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/e64_dr.jpg)
The Infinite
"Ahem.... What are you supposed to be?"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/fa/Hr3-pinhead2.png)
Ooh pesky stubble: someone's needing a Demon Barber.
(http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk300/Walknuk/johnnydepp_468x616.jpg)
His modus operandi is only effective if you have a reason to get into his chair.
(http://files.vancepublishing.com/CcmsFile-37906/thea.jpg)
Better start offering manicures.
Mrs. Voorhees: A little off the top, please..
Alice: You got it!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6a/Pamelavoorhees.jpg)
(http://www.hysteria-lives.co.uk/hysterialives/graphicsc/pamela61x1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/trilogy_of_terror_endingpic.jpg)
Possessed by a different kind of fetish.
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/rockyhorror/rockyhorror4.jpg)
Sorry to bother you.. we thought the address was 6-5000!
(http://www.zap2it.com/media/photo/2009-10/49986318.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/True_Blood_Eric-1.jpg)
Actually, this is Shreveport, Louisiana.
Dis is in bayou country too.. and I gots somethin' else dat preys on human folk! Prepare to get et!
(http://images.blockbuster.com/is/amg/dvd/cov150/drt300/t382/t38245od0i1.jpg?wid=130&&hei=182&cvt=jpeg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Lake-Placid-3-w-Michael-Ironside-and-Colin-Ferguson.jpg)
Nathan, for the last time, we shoot the 'gator and then we arrest Judd.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Judge_Dredd_promo_poster.jpg)
let me see.....your against me, For I am the LAW!
"Judge not, lest ye be judged, Kiddo."
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_zfQUMe8LhW8/SttdgCv8vfI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/Fxb-1iRVh1U/s400/George+Burns+Oh+God.jpg)
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4147/5062179319_b664a99641_z.jpg)
I have only one defense against a picture like that. :teddyr:
(http://impulsivearts.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/12/31/mittens1.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/blood_beast_terror_terror.jpg)
What's needed here is an XXL size moth to take care of those cute gloves.
Here, mothy mothy mothy!
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/3282281656_91f750bb3d.jpg?v=0)
(http://www.bucketmovies.com/images/volcano-main-poster1.jpg)
Scarier because it's located right in the middle of downtown! :buggedout:
(http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/beat-the-volcano-with-cinema/joe-versus-the-volcano.jpg)
come, join the party
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/horrorparty/horrorparty3.jpg)
"I'm so there!"
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/horrorparty/horrorparty1.jpg)
Get off MY beach or I'll chuch THIS at ya!
(http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa97/NINJAxTFx/TheMonsterFromPiedrasBlancas.jpg)
So it's head you want.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3268/3187186087_4fb7b7858b_z.jpg?zz=1)
Deep Throat Kermit: Somebody talked! No one is safe! I'm getting outta here yaaaaaaaay!!!
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/deepthroatkermit.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/TV_the_muppet_show_miss_piggy.jpg)
Pigs do tend to let power go to their heads......
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff68/sober39/FILMTALK/Animal_Farm.jpg)
(http://cbskcbs.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/roseanne-barr-she-devil-creepy-face-scene-roseanne-barr-running-for-president-prime-minister-of-israel-presidential-candidate-roseanne-barr-lingerie-legs-spread-vanity-fair.jpg?w=385&h=240)
"Let's get the entire cast!"
(http://i232.photobucket.com/albums/ee191/caleb181818/chud.jpg)
(http://www.gaggiplex.net/Pics/munchkin/Cthulhu_munchkin.png)
Face the fury of the Munckin Monster Whacker
(Bruce Solomon to Goldie Hawn): Beware of the dwarf!
(http://www.homevideos.com/freezeframes2/FoulPlay32.jpg)
Beware this dwarf.
(http://www.americapeals.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/Gimli_With_Axe.jpg)
Height challenged swordsman, eh?
(http://www.toplessrobot.com/yoda_biography_3.jpg)
And at that moment, his dumbass brother shows up and wrecks the whole cool vibe.
(http://blog.ragan.com/prjunkie/grover.jpg)
Darth Sethos just removed Grover from the planet.
(http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/9826/image00001sk.jpg) (http://img202.imageshack.us/i/image00001sk.jpg/)
Ah, a hoodie fan...
(http://tcritic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/32.jpg)
Not exactly a fan of things in hoods here.
(http://img574.imageshack.us/img574/4043/homepagebkgd2.jpg)
I see your C. Thomas and raise you a Michael J.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/80/Marty_1985.JPG/250px-Marty_1985.JPG)
Does a LL Cool J (and a parrot) beat a Michael J.?
(http://www.flystylelife.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/ll-cool-j-deep-blue-sea.jpg)
It does, but it's no Special K.
(http://www.wackypackages.org/realproductsscans/3rd_2005/specialk2.jpg)
"Sniff... I thought I was special.. (sob)"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/d/df/Qfilmposter.jpg/395px-Qfilmposter.jpg)
Well, I suppose I should go with the most obvious response.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/3a/Q_portrait.jpg/250px-Q_portrait.jpg)
This "R" requests you bring your daughter.. :buggedout:
(http://realmusicpeople.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/r-kelly.jpg)
here she is, not that your done get ready to die UGLY
(http://www.killerfilm.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/i-spit-on-your-grave-original.jpg)
U G L Y You aint got no alibi...
(http://www.akirathedon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/daphne-and-celeste.jpg)
You ugly !
What a nice surprise, we brought OUR alibis!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/49/Hotelcalifornia.jpg)
Even scarier lodgings...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/POSTER_-_MOTEL_HELL.jpg)
Some say there's a massacre at this motel..
(http://www.xmission.com/~tyranist/horror/reviews/m/image/MountaintopMotelMassacre.jpg)
"Mum, put some proper clothes on."
(http://bra-musik.se/wp-content/themes/default/images/posts/artist-ozzy-osbourne.jpg)
I paint celebrity portraits too.
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_C_8M2WVWfgM/SXQQw_AfUlI/AAAAAAAAA1w/NaEdn-ujnmM/s320/vlcsnap-8952154.png)
Nice finger. Does it predict the future?
(http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/danny_torrance.jpg)
Already been there thanks...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Doc_Brown.JPG)
"Yo dude, so have we and it was EXCELLENT!!!"
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c146/lostpinkelephant/Bill_Ted.jpg)
We've never time-travelled, but we've had excellent adventures together..
(http://s1.moviefanfare.com/uploads/2009/06/Bill-And-Coo1.jpg)
I prefer this Koo...
(http://www.moviemem.com/images/pictures/store/E/EMILY.jpg)
Hey, I'm awake too!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/513PWDFNMTL.jpg)
Go back to sleep...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/07/Sleepers.jpg)
Doesn't make much difference.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/50/Sleepwalkers.jpg/220px-Sleepwalkers.jpg)
(http://i601.photobucket.com/albums/tt98/Louis_040/SleepStalker.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/27/The_Night_Stalker01.jpg)
Look out for these "stalk"ers..
(http://www.cinemasterpieces.com/triffids6sh.jpg)
I think this train of thought is taking root!
(http://i109.photobucket.com/albums/n74/cutie1996565/Movies%20and%20Tv%20Shows/little-shop-of-horrors.jpg)
(http://bp2.blogger.com/_BUsrC0lrbpM/SJLr-JbO4mI/AAAAAAAAADQ/aBICQeR0A3I/s320/Indiana+Jones+Tree+cutter.jpg)
Watch out for that tree!
(http://thecia.com.au/reviews/g/images/george-of-the-jungle-poster-0.jpg)
Get down from ther and lets go wheez some juice.
(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/dolemitey/wheezthejuice.jpg)
There's only room for one Paulie around here.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4107/5221647986_b819e4333c_z.jpg)
I like this house,Dad...
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/amity2p1.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n-hm9gvEHbk/S_y08c7lbhI/AAAAAAAAJPU/b-iGQWcKRks/s1600/BR_dirty.jpg)
Hey, just because I was in a bunch of movies with a chimp and that little flap over the Iran-Contra scandal doesn't make me bad!
(http://www.selfhelpdaily.com/images/Ronald_Reagan.jpg)
Quote from: Allhallowsday on December 01, 2010, 12:21:05 AM
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n-hm9gvEHbk/S_y08c7lbhI/AAAAAAAAJPU/b-iGQWcKRks/s1600/BR_dirty.jpg)
Hey! Hey! Thats hitting close to home! :buggedout:
Ol Ronnie aint as scary as this shmuck....
Ol W !!!
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/BushWT.jpg)
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/5100txhmUmL._SS500_.jpg)
No bush can stand against it.
Just in case, maybe I should use this on it.. might be really hairy..
(http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/t/the-texas-chainsaw-massacre-00-800-75.jpg)
More experience...better looking..I'll take her advice thank you...
(http://thetoiletpaper.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/Linnea%20Quiqley.jpg)
nah man, she needs to be topless!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/chainhooker/chainhooker6.jpg)
"Topless chicks? Alright ... oh. You just meant she wasn't wearing a shirt. Nevermind."
(http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/9412/disneyhorseman.jpg)
The right amount of topless, and nothing sharp.
(http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4008/4700724766_564182413b_b.jpg)
Decent rack, but these are
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/84/Deadly_Weapons_%281974%29_DVD_cover.jpg)
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5208/5229547582_0d62f49c3a.jpg)
Another couple of boobs..
(http://www.freewebs.com/andyj0ne5/dumb_&_dumber_.jpg)
What those two people need is a third person to slap 'em around.
(http://img835.imageshack.us/img835/3190/photomoehowardy.jpg)
Awww for Pete's sake...
(http://img2.allvoices.com/thumbs/event/609/480/43350130-pete-rose.jpg)
Hey, we were 'Reds' too, ya know!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/da/Warren_Beatty_cropped.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/29/Diane_Keaton.jpg)
(http://images.contactmusic.com/newsimages/jack_nicholson_1186837.jpg)
We're not.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Bluesbrothersmovieposter.jpg)
Changing colors gradually..
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_fW4UOYeIUmE/SjU7vRq_fiI/AAAAAAAAChU/G0ueOp2rYxI/s1600/fade_cover.jpg)
Flash! Ahhhh-ahhhh!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/50/Flash_gordon_movie_poster.jpg/398px-Flash_gordon_movie_poster.jpg)
No it's Flesh! Ahhhh-ahhhh!
(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/38/MPW-19395)
Yummy!
(http://www.critcononline.com/images/flesh%20feast%20world%20video%20vhs%20front.jpg)
I'm going to make it personal...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/I_Drink_Your_Blood_I_Eat_Your_Skin.jpg)
I eat your.. worms?!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/61QcKN-uMBL.jpg)
That nasty picture makes me want to take a shower...oh wait.
(http://criticalmassesmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/squirm2.jpg)
Just don't get raped by em
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/leeches/leeches7.jpg)
"Now you tell me."
(http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5167/5258019856_fa51f8330a_b.jpg)
Hey Gang-what's going on with Joani?
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/ret_happy_days_0801009_ssh.jpg)
Quote from: RCMerchant on December 13, 2010, 07:20:39 PM
Hey Gang-what's going on with Joani?
Why...JOANIE LOVES CHACHI.
(http://www.sitcomsonline.com/joanieandchachi.jpg)
Yeah, well THIS Joan(ie) loves rock and roll..
(http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs49/f/2009/175/e/7/The_Runaways_Joan_Jett_Poster_by_Grodansnagel.jpg)
And this JOAN hates wire hangers:
(http://www.mimifroufrou.com/scentedsalamander/images/joan-crawford-johnny-guitar.jpg)
Well, this Joan leads an army.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6c/Messenger_poster.jpg/220px-Messenger_poster.jpg)
"Can we talk?"
(http://www.questmedia.net/images/Joan%20Rivers.jpg)
Quote from: retrorussell on December 15, 2010, 02:59:33 PM
"Can we talk?"
I'd really rather not.
(http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/Johnny-carson.jpg)
(http://rickycarmona.com/uploaded_images/Carsenio-715388.jpg)
(http://www.tampabay.com/blogs/poplife/sites/tampabay.com.blogs.poplife/files/images/typepad-legacy-files/50159.6a00d83451b05569e20133f149801f970b-pi.jpg)
(http://i1023.photobucket.com/albums/af360/dipsacord0/ICE%20CREAM%20MAN/ICECREAMMAN.jpg)
(http://blog.camera.org/archives/Gaza_flour%20muffin%20man2.jpe)
No, just the 'doughboy'....
(http://i495.photobucket.com/albums/rr316/buuge124/045.jpg)
I dare you to poke this doughboy's tummy.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/ef/HAB_ww1_1918.jpg/369px-HAB_ww1_1918.jpg)
Be glad to.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f7/Wilhelm_II_of_Germany.jpg)
A kaiser? I'm hungrier than that.
(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.slashfood.com/media/2010/06/subway-wheat-bread-590.jpg)
(http://www.naval-technology.com/projects/astute/images/8-ssn-astute-submarine.jpg)
Sorry, mate. We painted it yellow. 'Ope you don't mind..
(http://www.jpgr.co.uk/pcs7070_a.jpg)
Speaking of yellow subs.
(http://www.earcandymag.com/rut19-yellsong-uk.jpg)
This one's red..
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kupsv3uxYA1qzgkxho1_500.jpg)
Commander of the red sub.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_-3a_PULLdkA/S3HxJKT7jyI/AAAAAAAAAVw/ZsQ6Uvo-rA8/s320/Sean_Connery_The_Hunt_for_Red_October.jpg)
This guy helps make October red..
(http://ghostradio.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/michael-myers11.jpg)
Michael is okay, he just need therapy...
(http://www.bbc.co.uk/southyorkshire/content/images/2004/10/28/donald_pleasance352_352x470.jpg)
Mike should get along with this doctor..
(http://www.seriesam.com/p2/dr_giggles_92.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_MUG6Ph0XkSw/TJq0C4VkveI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/w4t02nqBhVg/s1600/Darkman.jpg)
(http://technabob.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/dumb_donald.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/ff/BadRonaldcover.jpg)
More trouble in the basement:
(http://i685.photobucket.com/albums/vv220/horrorreviews/housebythecemeteryposter.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/cd/Fritzl.jpg/220px-Fritzl.jpg)
And even more trouble in the basement...
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/evildeadii/evildeadii7.jpg)
(Pic thanks to review on this site)
I told ya not to look!
(http://www.secondspin.com/amgcover/dvd/full/t4/69/t46942qnmcn.jpg)
Pee-wee: Aren't we gonna see the basement? Tina: [laughs] There's no basement at the Alamo!
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/cYfjq3ZYZbA/0.jpg)
Fine, just don't go in the attic.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Ku6SPRq8054/SwIDl84cMcI/AAAAAAAAAG8/KPKJSDSkBNs/s1600/changeling+attic.jpg)
Aw, man. Nobody listens to me.
(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/odo.jpg)
"Hey! I know that guy!"
(http://www.fanboy.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/quark-tv-show-package.jpg)
I recognize that guy in the middle. Where is he at I have been looking for him?
(http://www.electricsheepmagazine.co.uk/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/review_westworld.jpg)
You need to update your firmware, this is 1976, man!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6b/Futureworld_movie_poster.jpg)
I gotta get back there!
(http://www.drafthouse.com/westlakes/admin/Images/back_to_the_future.jpg)
(http://thismighthurt.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/rodney.jpg)
Okay, but no..
(http://www.horroryearbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/11/cuttingclass_01.jpg)
I don't think that'll be a problem.
(http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/1581/51mztapqttl.jpg)
Calico Cooper's dad says school's out forever!
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z2pvpfssa5w/TAaTbD3yDoI/AAAAAAAALm4/1_hmA3D9Dbw/s200/alice.jpg)
Come on, where's your..
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51F7TDK3YRL._SL500_.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_ynpXE4BgpGE/SLMo2wMMRMI/AAAAAAAAE0E/ocSuveyhzK8/s400/DelinquentSchoolgirls.jpg)
They're no match for
(http://www.terrymwest.com/DVDCOVER_copy_w_DVD_logo_Medium_Web_view_288x396.jpg)
He's got us, too!
(http://www.coldfusionvideo.com/s/satanscheerleaders.jpg)
"Son, I think you're on to something here."
(http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7085/rodneydangerfieldmain.jpg)
"We do not allow that sort of thing at Bushwood, sir!"
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Jj--y7nzkjo/TE-Bc8GbiaI/AAAAAAAAJh8/d3wmtVVBnQE/s400/ted_knight.jpg)
This sort of thing shouldn't be allowed ANYWHERE.
(http://www.dvdloc8.com/images/dvdcover/11602.jpg)
That does it. Bill Foster's had enough.
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/E73RM9gS7bU/hqdefault.jpg)
Better not go a-beaver huntin' with that pea shooter, there...
(http://www.jonathanrosenbaum.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/basicinstinct1.jpg)
(http://www.wildsound-filmmaking-feedback-events.com/images/the_shining_jack_nicholson.jpg)
"Now when that red beaver is starin' you right in the face..."
(http://img.listal.com/image/1189229/500full.jpg)
You're looking a little glassy eyed... I know how to fix that.
(http://lh4.ggpht.com/_4M1IiA1D4tE/SxKZ2nLrSFI/AAAAAAAABEA/x0GV4bz_1vA/From-Ken-Keseys-One-Flew-Over-The-Cuckoos-Nest.jpg)
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/allhallowsday/WILLIEWONKAAXE.gif)
"Take it easy, deputy."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/80/Cleavon_Little.jpg)
Did Mongo hear candygram?
(http://football.ugo.com/images/players-turned-actors/alex-karras.jpg)
Drummond > Papadopoulos
(http://precelebrity.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/drummond.jpg?w=294&h=323)
Use the traps, Control!
(http://www.sitcomsonline.com/nighttrap.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Plato_Silanion_Musei_Capitolini_MC1377.jpg/400px-Plato_Silanion_Musei_Capitolini_MC1377.jpg)
A better bust.
(http://www.headinjurytheater.com/images/cm%2073%20poster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/0f/Airport_77_movie_poster.jpg)
More like the beach, less perilous, perhaps more stupid, and different year..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/88/Where_the_Boys_Are_%2784.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/39/Space1999_Year1_Title.jpg)
Get with the times...
(http://kubrickfilms.warnerbros.com/images/Video_Detail_2001_keyart.gif)
QuoteGet with the times...
Most Triumphant Idea, message Board Dude!
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/5923/billandtedv.jpg)
(http://images.wikia.com/tardis/images/e/ec/Timelords.png)
Enjoy it while you can, boys.
cause getting old sucks...
(http://topnews.in/files/Timothy_Dalton.JPG)
Oh, you walked into this one, so don't blame me.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3193/2808082969_e662967eb7.jpg?v=0)
Ugh!! Blimey.. me eyes! I cawn't see! The old bitter made me go blind!
(http://www.musicrooms.net/files/artists/ringo_starr_511456058.jpg)
Quote from: retrorussell on January 28, 2011, 03:33:09 PM
Ugh!! Blimey.. me eyes! I cawn't see! The old bitter made me go blind!
(http://www.musicrooms.net/files/artists/ringo_starr_511456058.jpg)
Trevor?
Watch out Ringo! You're about to get eaten by a hand puppet!
(http://www.popmusic.com/IMAGES/caveman-a.jpg)
Perhaps being the narrator is a better idea.......
(http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w188/dcelano/Thomas%20The%20Tank%20Engine/Thomas%20And%20Friends%20CGI/ThomasSeason12Promo.jpg)
You can always be replaced, man.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_WcarMfKmlUQ/TNZiNE1uO4I/AAAAAAAAAys/vpG2QitO3Ik/s1600/George+Carlin.jpg)
Nevertheless, there'll always be a place for hard-hitting comedy....
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q153/gavriel69/hicks.jpg)
Unless your career lands right in the path of a growing wave of PC sentiment.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jPmgJDQfKhM/So-ImoeoWLI/AAAAAAAACpI/y2_vopi0_DU/s320/Clay1.jpg)
"AHHH!!! AHHH!!! AHHH!!!...."
(http://www.kinison.com/images/sam_kinison.jpg)
Gotta help me out, man.
(http://www.tvfanatic.com/files/tim-matheson.jpg)
(edit: there we go)
(http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/8218/missinglink.jpg)
(http://s11.allstarpics.net/images/orig/h/z/hzbmb1tdufrobmth.jpg)
A sasquatch could have done a better job directing this Harry film..
(http://movieart.net/wp-content/uploads/wpsc/product_images/thumbnails/whosharrycrumb%201s%2010605-2.jpg)
Who's Harry Crumb? Maybe he's related to Robert.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/77/KeepOnTruckin%27.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/StarTrek.jpg)
sounds like a good idea
(http://cache.io9.com/assets/resources/2007/10/Star%20Trek%20TOS.jpg)
Did someone say Jiffy Pop?
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_h7CJteTPowo/SWkycXPLMjI/AAAAAAAAITE/aQGS0PWJ64s/s400/star%20trek%20-%20angelique%20pettyjohn%20as%20drill%20thrall%20shanah%20in%20the%20gamesters%20of%20triskellion.jpg)
"Blasphemer!" (Did I spell that right?)
(http://i246.photobucket.com/albums/gg103/Tyger_Ted/orville_redenbacker_thelate.jpg)
Four licks isn't a jiffy for this owl's pop, but it's pretty quick nonetheless.
(http://www.libertylive.org/Uploads/tootsie-pop-owl.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Legend-of-the-guardians-the-owls-of-gahoole-movie-poster.jpg)
Owl: Hoo! Hoo! (poops on Harry's arm)
Harry: ...you are so dead..
(http://www.jollygoodshow.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/harry-potter-and-owl.png)
Stop acting like a horse's hiney!
(http://www.abload.de/img/colpotter6400.jpg)
Hey Friday-
(http://i326.photobucket.com/albums/k432/Elvistelth/jackwebbsays1.gif)
Joe Friday? Nah. Gimme Tuesday Weld.
(http://www.littlestuffedbull.com/images/comics/tuesdaynick/tuesday-tuesday2.jpg)
I much rather prefer a grown up Wednesday Addams.
(http://mimg.ugo.com/201011/132164/cuts/black-snake-moan_480x640.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/61/Thank_God_It%27s_Friday_%28poster%29.jpg)
Friday? What's the date?
(http://jcvasc.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/jason3.jpg)
Sorry, it's been moved a day forward..
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3021/2990545120_4f750c1e7c_b.jpg)
I'm sure the next day was a
(http://moviesoftheday.com/upload/covers/90632/bloody-sunday-cover-3.jpg)
Hey.. we know about those!
(http://www.laserhotline.de/lib/u2rattleandhum.jpg)
U2? That was a horrible sequel. I much preferred the previous movie.
(http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/6905/t2clip.jpg)
I'm still waiting on V2, but don't have much hope for that one.
I was involved with prequels..
(http://www.chinese-consumer-electronics.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/r2d2_robot_iphone.jpg)
Ahem.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/01/Grant_Imahara.jpg/220px-Grant_Imahara.jpg)
With that mug, we're going to need some help with ratings.
(http://img.listal.com/image/400045/600full-kari-byron.jpg)
Apparently, she likes ugly dorks. Her main demographic wins...
(http://www.needles-pens.com/images/pkariandpaulurichshow.jpg)
^ husband :lookingup:
too bad she's missing out on a good person
(http://mythbustersresults.com/photos/tory-belleci-mythbusters.jpg)
Come back when you grow some real facial hair.
(http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/c/c5/Jamie_Hyneman.jpg/250px-Jamie_Hyneman.jpg)
(http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.com/pictures/c/coldebeers/05.jpg)
(http://larryfire.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/zz_top2crop1.jpg)
While on the topic of beards...
(http://turbo.inquisitr.com/wp-content/2010/05/john-travolta_kelly-preston.jpg)
How about a talking velvet beard?
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1010/248705.1010.A.jpg)
Far from the worst thing that could happen down there...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/81/Teeth_poster.JPG)
(http://antisocialjournal.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/tetsuo-the-iron-man-cover-1.jpg)
I likes puttin' metal under my skin, too!
(http://moviemikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/choptop.jpg)
Under the skin? really? I think I've got a much better idea.
(http://img718.imageshack.us/img718/2014/ironman2525x295.jpg)
And tell that Tetsuo guy he'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Like I'm going to trust that guy's fashion advice.
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_bNnndJErdUA/SKdY4vvX2LI/AAAAAAAAGZ4/VddUaxBAPWw/s400/weird-science_l.jpg)
Weird science? Here's weird math.
(http://movieart.net/wp-content/uploads/wpsc/product_images/full.Pi%20C1s%20DS%20NM.jpg)
you need to be a Real Genius to figure that one out.
(http://www.moviepostershop.com/real-genius-movie-poster-1020234964.jpg)
At the opposite end of the spectrum..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/be/The_Stupids.jpg)
Duh...
(http://funniest-movies.com/images/cover-dumb-and-dumber.jpg)
Duh.. let's go!
(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/67/MPW-33615)
D'Oh!
(http://jaystreetgaming.com/homer-doh.png)
AH PITY THE
(http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k303/moeheroux/mrt.jpg)
This Mr. likes T(ea):
(http://www.toimg.net/managed/images/10029393/w513/image.jpg)
No thanks. We've had enough beans.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/46/136075894_38eacbed4f.jpg)
If you thought humans were bad..
(http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Phil/demonwindfront.jpg)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPBpAxPZV2M
(http://www.movieactors.com/photos-stars/hattie-mcdaniel-gonewiththewind-7.jpg)
Makes me think of..
"Thomas! You lazy cat! Go git that mouse!"
Voice actress on left: Lillian Randolph
(http://naysue.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/lilianmammy-tomjerry.jpg)
She should have been in this.
(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm75/dolemitey/mammy-movie-poster-1020199257.jpg)
Is this a black stereotype too?
(http://www.leisuresuit.net/Webzine/cont_grf/tarman.jpg)
(http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/io9/2011/03/21._armus_02.jpg)
Looks like a victim in a certain Creepshow 2 story..
(http://www.dvdinmypants.com/features/10-05/images/creepshow2.jpg)
(http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/4936/tarbaby2785175.jpg) (http://img18.imageshack.us/i/tarbaby2785175.jpg/)
(http://www.mudvillegazette.com/milblogs/archives/elmer%20fudd.gif)
Be vewy quiet... I'm hunting Bwewr Wabbits.
Who's hunting who?
(http://www.melaman2.com/cartoons/looney/0-elmer/elmer-39.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/32/Mel_Blanc_%281976%29.jpg/415px-Mel_Blanc_%281976%29.jpg)
(http://www.whattofix.com/images/WaltDisneyAndMickeyMouse.gif)
Oh Mickey, what a pity you don't understand..
(http://www.vh1.com/shared/media/images/amg_covers/200/drf100/f149/f14953l4mxj.jpg)
(http://unrealitymag.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/rourke_micky.jpg)
I am Mr. Rourke (not that other guy). Welcome to Fantasy Island!
(http://www.nytimes.com/images/blogs/themoment/posts/montalban.jpg)
"KHAAAAAN!"
(http://armchairmogul.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/khan.jpg)
You called, pilgrim?
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/conqueror/conqueror8.jpg)
(http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l79/RCMerchant/stains.jpg)
Is he an Illinois Nazi? I hate Illinois Nazis.
(http://gfx.dagbladet.no/video/splash/ani_32395_512.jpg)
That which separates us is ginormous... What's gooder? Well, this is a bad movies picture war.
(http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/10/27/Continental_061026121037489_wideweb__300x435.jpg)
Different math, involving Batman/Beetlejuice/Mr. Mom..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b3/Poster_%28Michael_Keaton%29.jpg)
you know what,
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_SoWTqfEqbSc/TDHJnJ8yfaI/AAAAAAAAAVA/8bBpTEU8g9o/s1600/clueless+whatever.bmp)
whateva.
Same diff..
(http://www.caine-home.narod.ru/80-20/mov80-20-00.jpg)
Here. You can borrow this one.
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/240/cluethemovie6305882622l.jpg) (http://img43.imageshack.us/i/cluethemovie6305882622l.jpg/)
It was the Colonel in the kitchen with a cane!
(http://www.ronford.net/ui/kfc3/images/sanders.jpg)
(http://trueendeavors.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/buckethead.jpg)
(http://mimg.ugo.com/200904/21413/cuts/moreau_bucket_288x288.jpg)
The horra! THE HORRA!
(http://www.cineastentreff.de/teleschau/200908/1/200908_211775_1_006.jpg)
The Torah! The Torah!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/17/Charlton_Heston_in_The_Ten_Commandments_film_trailer.jpg/800px-Charlton_Heston_in_The_Ten_Commandments_film_trailer.jpg)
Quote from: AndyC on April 29, 2011, 05:33:18 PM
The Torah! The Torah!
Olé!(http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/2733/matador08.jpg) (http://img863.imageshack.us/i/matador08.jpg/)
(http://www.bestsingletravel.com/images/Spain%20running%20bulls.jpg)
dude the bulls got a little p**sed at you!
When this Bull charged.. he probably didn't get called for it.
(http://photos.upi.com/slideshow/lbox/8c44ae487eff5b7cbebf9cbddbb2bd22/CHI97122901.jpg)
But could he do magic... like make his own film career disappear?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/38/Kazaam_poster.jpg)
A much more entertaining athlete.
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/44/145786693_7e5cb57728.jpg)
Professor Sub Zero can chill him out!
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/subzero.jpg)
"E's no goalie. Dat sharpened stick is against da rules. You know, you're stupide if you do dat. My arm go comme ca, den da game stop, den start up."
(http://www.newstalk650.com/files/u47/dennis.jpg)
And now it's not just all about hockey either....
(http://i731.photobucket.com/albums/ww315/JJR_05_2008/prostars_display_image.jpg)
Bo knows.. how to make crappy Walking Tall sequels!
(http://www.matchflick.com/flickimages/6500.jpg)
A 'Bo' of a different gender:
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r37/simpltun/1033zz.jpg)
Apparently, she's too good for this place..
(http://www.movietrailers.net.au/images/district-9.jpg)
South Africa has such a fine tradition of movies about aliens.
(http://www.stomptokyo.com/img-m4/nukie-a.jpg)
No Nukies! Er.. nukes!
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/rally.jpg)
Protesters! Oooh, fun times!
(http://www.ccun.org/images/2009/April/1%20p/G20_London_Protest_Police_Beating%201ap9.jpg)
A different kind of rally..
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xCU_fvS528Y/Rpz0LHYIsAI/AAAAAAAAAr4/6STlK5FD42E/s400/rallyx.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/85/Gumball_rally_movie_poster.jpg/404px-Gumball_rally_movie_poster.jpg)
Raul knew a little something of the "streets" right up till the end..
(http://image.toutlecine.com/photos/s/t/r/streetfighter-94-08-g.jpg)
He is not a real
(http://images.marketworks.com/hi/5/4830/street-fighter-f.jpg)
Mr. Chiba is a bad@$$, but this Sonny is just plain cukoo!
(http://www.mrbreakfast.com/cereal/c_82.jpg)
A different kind of cocoa puff
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2106/2035304587_a8e4315cc1.jpg)
Gumball Rally is amazing. The precursor to Cannonball Run.
Quote from: MrMari on June 08, 2011, 04:38:01 AM
A different kind of cocoa puff
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2106/2035304587_a8e4315cc1.jpg)
(http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_01/leiahair0410_468x638.jpg)
And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base...
(http://yankeerev.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/darth_vader.jpg)
Us rebels, we like to yell!
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KKbvueO6L.jpg)
"The legend says when the idol is destroyed, the city will return to its former glory."
(http://img.youtube.com/vi/wxHCsFmwubs/0.jpg)
"Ooooh!!! When nerdy kids and chunky, alcoholic losers need somethin' different.. they go fer a nice, cold PIPPER!"
(http://i964.photobucket.com/albums/ae125/retrorussell/drpipper.jpg)
The PIPER is here to chew bubblegum and get this thread going...and he's all out of bubblegum!
(http://www.yuchtar.com/RodTheyLive.jpg)
"Put down your weapon. You have ten seconds to comply."
(http://cavebabble.pnrnetworks.popcornnroses.com/files/2011/02/ed209.jpg)
Prepare to become.. horny!
(http://www.geek-vintage.com/wp-content/uploads/capitaine-orgazmo-1997-10-g.jpg)
This guy's prepared
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_DY6ziDF9bGU/S1TwQQDWFqI/AAAAAAAAADo/uPO74ngz9rw/s400/cutman_poster_teaser-noscal.jpg)
(and evey guy on this site suddenly squirms in their chair about the implications)
Iceman!
(http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/twentieth_century_fox/x2__x_men_united/_group_photos/anna_paquin4.jpg)
er.. Iceman!
(http://uninformedgamer.com/megaman/iceman.jpg)
Diceman
(http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/strollerderby/2008/06/01-07/andrew-dice-clay.jpg)
This diceman was around long before Mr. Clay..
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xNO59OxlB8I/Rkv6Tk76u6I/AAAAAAAAA3I/2y4-pEwOe-E/s200/hirollr2.jpg)
"Shuck it, Trebek."
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2007/06/07/SNL-Connery.jpg)
"Actually, these movies I was in rather shucked.."
(http://img.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/WAR-D15873D/1/The-Avengers.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/__9PCmBrOEMA/TAey5pRZFiI/AAAAAAAAB6E/f6UE8xb_V0k/s1600/370-1.jpg)
(http://www.movieposter.com/posters/archive/main/106/MPW-53197)
"But thish one Kicked Asshe!"
(http://www.themusicvoid.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/from-russia-with-love.jpg)
Weird accents, FTW!
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2009/10/500x_jd_018_02.jpg)
Why do you think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PrMTqBqF7SA/TH2gj2-K8TI/AAAAAAAACOY/YqEZPJxcrBc/s320/French+Taunter.jpg)
Because we say so, or we say NI!
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051225172425/uncyclopedia/images/d/dd/The_leader_of_the_Knights_Who_Say_Ni.jpg)
Say this.
(http://www.best-horror-movies.com/images/it-movie-poster.jpg)
Or you could say $#IT..
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTk0ODk3NzExNl5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwMTI0NjkxMQ@@._V1._SY317_CR5,0,214,317_.jpg)
speaking of s**t-
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Disaster_movie.jpg)
...Or how bout a DISEASE movie?
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51AQ%2BiJyXhL._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-XehftF3tVNk/TkERZwh4bpI/AAAAAAAACCE/v21US9CXQAY/s800/tumblr_lkgj3jalAw1qd075oo1_500.jpg)
Quote from: MrMari on August 09, 2011, 05:53:54 AM
(https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-XehftF3tVNk/TkERZwh4bpI/AAAAAAAACCE/v21US9CXQAY/s800/tumblr_lkgj3jalAw1qd075oo1_500.jpg)
"I vuz a bigger moovie shtah, and I have a funny accent too."
(http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2011/5/17/45c8ba42-b3e1-4462-938e-a835eaa81838.jpg)
While Arnie may be "coming all the time", Jamie's..
(http://content.answcdn.com/main/content/img/amg/videos/drv200/v297/v29719arocm.jpg)
And Eddie's ....
(http://img580.imageshack.us/img580/7981/a3811017475.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/580/a3811017475.jpg/)
This kid came in the pie..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/86/American_pie_poster.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/94/Clockwork%2771.jpg/300px-Clockwork%2771.jpg)
Makes me wanna rip my eyes out!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_tngWMToWtCc/RtA7ExnQhEI/AAAAAAAAC8g/87Gq36lC9jk/s400/Screenshot134.png.jpg)
That will only make things worse!
(http://www.goldenageofscifi.info/images/pics/crawling-eye.jpg)
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
(http://horrorhappyhour.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/sam_neill_event_horizon.jpg)
Well.. okay, but f you change your mind, you can get 'em from here.
(http://www.swotti.com/tmp/swotti/cacheDGHLIGHPBGXZIGHHDMUGZXLLCW==RW50ZXJ0YWLUBWVUDC1NB3ZPZXM=/imgThe%20Hills%20Have%20Eyes4.jpg)
Why limit yourself?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/66/Bodypartsposter.jpg)
I say if you're going to collect body parts have them in bulk
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/5b/Eight_heads_in_a_duffel_bag.jpg/220px-Eight_heads_in_a_duffel_bag.jpg)
Don't need that many, two will do.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51N0DBAF53L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
This guy will sort those heads out with precision.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c5/Sniper-3-movie-cover-1.jpg)
..Or fill them with knowledge and respect (or said heads get busted)!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Substituteposter.jpg)
but you don't want to know too much
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/8/84/The_Man_Who_Knew_Too_Much_%281956_film%29.jpg/220px-The_Man_Who_Knew_Too_Much_%281956_film%29.jpg)
Or too little..
(http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSoQ6pZnx9PB5w3ra6p5iMdwPXXVKlqpINzqaDzXBIAovi-zUk8PXJiZU0o)
Or both.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b1/Charly_1968.jpg/410px-Charly_1968.jpg)
In another city:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/51/Philadelphia_experiment.jpg)
and when an experiment gets outta hand you get Lithgow with an itchy finger...
(http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2008/10/medium_manhattanproj_io9.flv.jpg)
to pull the string
(http://www.dvd.net.au/movies/e/06562-2.jpg)
"Oh hell, the string in my leg's gone."
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/75/Dr._Strangelove_-_Group_Captain_Lionel_Mandrake.png)
Hey, I love the bomb too! It makes people nude!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/ba/Nudebombposter.jpg)
And sometimes bombs make people laugh
(http://www.strategic-air-command.com/gallery/movies/images/dr_strangelove_bombdrop.jpg)
There are plenty of unfunny bombs...
(http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2010/12/21/your-highness-poster.jpg)
"The f**kin' guy in the middle does have some f**kin' fashion sense though."
(http://www.showcase.ca/media/images/shows/trailer-park-boys/bios/trailer-park-boys_ricky.jpg)
I like feeding animals too!
TINA! EAT THE FOOD!!!
(http://www.spawn.com/toys/movies/nd2/tina/images/nd2_tina_photo_01_md.jpg)
Even if the food is served on an
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/Airplane%21.jpg/220px-Airplane%21.jpg) ?
"I already had fish for lunch, thanks. A box lunch, as a matter of fact."
(http://cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/natalie-portman-mila-kunis-black-swan.jpg)
"And a mighty fine lunch it was, Ma'am."
(http://www.tigriffith.com/textbilder/angus_bild_45.jpg)
If you like a .......
(http://cdn.mos.totalfilm.com/images/n/naked-lunch-02-630-75.jpg)
then you'll love this
(http://dv1.us/p0/740/009740-d0.gif)
We already have bad taste- This!
(http://images.wikia.com/godzilla/images/f/fa/GINO2.jpg)
you know what goes great with that, milk
(http://www.filmsite.org/filmfotos/clockw5.jpg)
How about A Clockwork RED?
(http://www.abload.de/img/51wxks1wyxl._sl500_aa2o1l2.jpg)
Clocks are so yesteryear, watches are in these days.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/1c/WatchmenPosterFinal.jpg)
But who watches the watchmen?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/87/Watchers_Corey_Haim.PNG)
Check this out..
(http://lh6.ggpht.com/weirdposters/SNteyxk3wsI/AAAAAAAAWck/cCWU3gEMTD4/watch_me_when_i_kill_poster_01.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b8/Dont_look_movieposter.jpg)
OK, I'll keep my
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/515SB6CKGML._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
but what about your
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Manos_ad2x-z.png)
Mr. Hand has a certain fate in store for Mr. Spicoli...
(http://motivationed.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Mr-Hand.jpg)
would that be
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7c/Insomnia2002Poster.jpg/220px-Insomnia2002Poster.jpg)
Not really, but getting good sleep is difficult when you're..
(http://www.movie-list.com/posters/big/zoom/sleepingwiththeenemy.jpg)
even with your
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f2/Eyes_Wide_Shut.jpg/220px-Eyes_Wide_Shut.jpg)?
(http://img846.imageshack.us/img846/5245/eyeforaneye.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/846/eyeforaneye.jpg/)
Here's my Eye, beat that!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/TheEyePoster.jpg)
You're out of your mind.. er, head!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-HByZQHazeaw/TrIY2Lxv0GI/AAAAAAAAH6A/TywqXhzTTG4/s640/HEADLESS+EYES.jpg)
Headless eyes are the best you can come up with?
We've got the entire rest of the horseman!
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/1333/posterheadlesshorsemank.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/15/posterheadlesshorsemank.jpg/)
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Well, at least I can whisper..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f5/Horse_whisperer.jpg/220px-Horse_whisperer.jpg)
You can't just whisper to a horse and expect it to listen. You have to show them who's boss.
(http://img15.imageshack.us/img15/9553/punchsaddles.jpg) (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/15/punchsaddles.jpg/)
Not a horse, but they listen.. and talk too!
(http://www.notrecinema.net/aviscine2/images/wallpapers/vign/jaquette_325891.jpg)
(http://www.morethings.com/fan/bill_murray/stripes/bill_murray-stripes1981-1330.jpg)
Hey, I wasn't talking about you; I meant THAT Frances!
(http://media.screened.com/uploads/1/15932/576663-peewee7_middle.jpg)
I know you are, but what am *I*
(http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/id/1199256/?size=400x400&site=rsoc_en&authtoken=7b86a2c58c4972d7e2e2aa060a3ce775&quality=100&version=1217336725)
Well.. you're dead, but you should be loving it.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/5/54/Drac_dead_and_loving_it.jpg/220px-Drac_dead_and_loving_it.jpg)
but you shouldn't be wearing plaid
(http://i.imgur.com/i8n1C.jpg)
Speaking of plaid.
(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a213/ticapnews/plaid.jpg)
I'll outlast you.
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51BVA6Mi53L._SL500_AA300_.jpg)
I like plaid! An' if ya dunnae.. GIT IN MAH BELLAY!!!
(http://www.gamefront.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/fat_bastard-1.jpg)
we salute you Fat Bastard
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f2/70_patton.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/BpHpq.jpg)
... I'm not good at salutes.
You seem pretty handy...
(http://s1.static.gotsmile.net/images/2011/05/02/creative-hand-monster_130434558742.jpg)
I'm pretty handy too.
This guy is handy too.
(http://charleshamel.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/jack-handey.jpg)
This is courtesy of Jam Handy!
Joel: Jam Handy to the re-scue!
(http://mst3kaday.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/hired.jpg)
and then ...
(http://i.imgur.com/qeQ5A.jpg)
slow walking Jones, slow talking Jones
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/58/Tamaradobson-cleopatrajones.jpg)
Get outta my way, honky!
you move, I got me a damn good gun
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/40/007TMWTGG.jpg)
The Woman With The Different-Colored Piece..
(http://dvdpgallery.dvdalistic.com/galleries/B/Blue_Steel/dvd_blue_Steel.jpg)
You can never have enough guns!
(http://i.imgur.com/mTMyr.png)
You need to diversify your arsenal.
(http://images.wikia.com/evildead/images/6/6b/Ash2.jpg)
guns are overated
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/05/Jasonf.jpg)
(http://www.firstshowing.net/img/machete-poster-big.jpg)
(http://www.msu.edu/user/spanomar/form_bla.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/PathsOfGloryPoster.jpg)
We're going out in a Blaze of Glory!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/64/Young_guns_ii.jpg)
they'll be remembered for what's on their
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/71/Tombstoneposter.jpeg)
What's under the tombstone is a lot scarier...
(http://imgc.allpostersimages.com/images/P-473-488-90/21/2138/NCOED00Z/posters/friday-the-13th-part-vi.jpg)
Anyone can die. But can you...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2c/Die_Hard_2.jpg/220px-Die_Hard_2.jpg)
but they will return
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Night_of_the_Living_Dead_affiche.jpg/220px-Night_of_the_Living_Dead_affiche.jpg)
Agreed:
(http://images.wikia.com/zombie/images/d/db/Return_of_the_living_dead.jpg)
(http://www.atlasfilm.com/images/zombie.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Revengeofthenerdsposter.jpg)
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 28, 2012, 08:38:42 AM
(http://www.impawards.com/1984/posters/revenge_of_the_nerds.jpg)
a big red x :question:
Quote from: bob on April 28, 2012, 10:45:21 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 28, 2012, 08:38:42 AM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/54/Revengeofthenerdsposter.jpg)
a big red x :question:
Fixed hopefully, try looking now.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/20/Revenge_Of_The_Nerds_2.jpg)
How about REVENGE OF THE DREN?
(http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/still/splice26.jpg)
She did it first.
(http://www.freedownloadpond.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/11984.jpg)
Down the evolutionary ladder...
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D0oDGQDJe3w/Ts13NY3JaMI/AAAAAAAADOY/bS2wfy6X28g/s1600/thumbnail.asp.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/G75n8.jpg)
Also taking the dive.. and taking acid-coated parachutes..
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Theskydivers.jpg)
and they land in Yucca Falts where they are attacked by
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/18/Beastyuccaflats.jpg)
It could have been worse, they might have landed in
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-1f9Rujj0Pz4/TmWGzH0JGzI/AAAAAAAAy30/jzDM3vB4Fes/s400/Red%2BZone%2BCuba%2B255.jpg)
Or they could've landed here, where death is just a chopper blade away..
(http://www.moviegoods.com/Assets/product_images/1020/205071.1020.A.jpg)
did someone mention blade?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/53/Blade_Runner_poster.jpg)
Quote from: bob on May 05, 2012, 08:54:19 PM
did someone mention blade?
S**t yeah they did, mother f**ker. You got a problem with that?"
(http://i.imgur.com/vDVVR.jpg)
"I kill vampires, too!"
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/50/RoddyMcDowall.jpg)
so did this guy
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b9/Abraham_Lincoln_-_Vampire_Hunter_Poster.jpg)
Vampire, eh? Well abra cadabra! I'm an umpire!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/35/Transylvania_6_5000_still.png/220px-Transylvania_6_5000_still.png)
Play Ball!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7e/Major_league_movie.jpeg)
Play with THESE balls!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/55/Baseketball.jpg)
or these
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/38/GutterBalls2008.jpg/220px-GutterBalls2008.jpg)
Still, can be worse
(http://api.ning.com/files/4Diecd2CQWgLNpsGXKTtM24aAllaGs9UbyAN9ScoiOZI1k11b*jP606OD3vjJ08pXvS76iNDVlllq9YvPEW2oITwMnDh7wtW/Transformers.jpg)
or worse yet this guys balls
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/1f/Born_to_Be_a_Star_Poster.jpg/215px-Born_to_Be_a_Star_Poster.jpg)
(http://drkronner.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/phantasm_ball.jpg)
Look at that puny little drill. How do you expect to massacre anyone with that tiny little thing?
(http://i.imgur.com/SjJE7.jpg)
See this? Now this is the kind of drill that all the girls die for.
Girls dying...hmmmm
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/1/10/Battle_royale_pochette.jpg)
(http://smhttp.14409.nexcesscdn.net/806D5E/wordpress-live/images/2008_meet_the_spartans_016.jpg)
Ah, that looks ripe for some spoofery. We'll call it "Royal Battle," or, "Fight to the Death Movie"
I win. Nobody beats Seltzer/Friedberg. :cheers:
Here's what I think of your seltzer...
(http://fpc.dos.state.fl.us/prints/pr21528.jpg)
Or maybe you'd rather drink from.. THE FIRE HOSE!!!
(http://betweenyellowandblue.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/uhf-firehose.jpg)
THAT'S CHILD ENDANGERMENT! YOUR UNDER ARREST, MR. SPADOWSKI.
(http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/562161_300034890064666_1516975034_n.jpg)
"I HATE sh*t!!!"
(http://popchassid.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/biff_manure.jpg)
(http://www.jonathanrosenbaum.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/apocalypse_now-mud4.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7J_WGI7Jygw/S6qHac1IzgI/AAAAAAAAE9U/rm55ZkEogvg/s320/Jaws+Pic+011.jpg)
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-yUChXEJgF1Y/T-ZFjYAmzJI/AAAAAAAAMrY/FxselNyRm_Q/s1600/The-Blob_imagelarge.jpg)
Can't eat what you can't lift, Blob!
(http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/792335-blob_00_super.jpg)
b***h please!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/theblob/theblob3.jpg)
Ugh.. I should've poured Liquid Plum'r down the drain instead!
(http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmp5iapJD21qat5uh.jpg)
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_kRuD6zV4Fqs/TEesBBDg5hI/AAAAAAAAETA/HnN8iTgFn2g/s400/ishot-1145.jpg)
(http://www.i-mockery.com/halloween/greatest/pics/the-blob3.jpg)
Not about to fit me down that pipe, Blob! :tongueout:
(http://dreager1.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/792335-blob_00_super.jpg)
(http://img37.imageshack.us/img37/535/yellowjacketvstheblob.jpg)
nom nom nom....
Not sure what the last pic here was but I'll thrown in this fellow:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/44/Juggernaut2.PNG)
Hey Juggy babe!
Oh, sorry, you're looking for XAVIER, not Xaviera Hollander. Nuts!
(https://sp2.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608010487002434894&pid=15.1&H=233&W=160)
Bout time this thread got revived!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/23/Frankenhooker.jpg)
Dr. Frank-n-furter!
(http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/3000000/Dr-Frank-n-Furter-frank-n-furter-3031696-328-400.jpg)
(http://image.tmdb.org/t/p/original/jre5wpmyUONjmdzl5SwANFtrjUE.jpg)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rJin4A_co9k/TJIoaDUgoCI/AAAAAAAACoA/oydIcvFb6Fk/s1600/igor.jpg)
You're putting me on
No, really; I've found religion!
(https://sp1.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608026240961675837&pid=15.1)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a5/Oh_God_You_Devil.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/xijMLQx.jpg?1)
(http://content9.flixster.com/movie/11/16/49/11164987_det.jpg)
(http://unitedmonkee.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/hunk.jpg)
From Hunk to Chunk..
(http://toohottieforthatbody.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/chunk-truffle-shuffle.jpg)
Chunk? Huhhh? Hehee. Sloth love Chunk.
(http://filmbalaya.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/sloth_goonies.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/h1EIn7h.jpg?1)
Ninjas beat pirates.
(http://goninmovieblog.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/ninja-poster-02.jpg)
Samurai takes down ninja
(https://www.honors.umass.edu/sites/honors.umass.edu/files/styles/featured-cut-323x200/public/newsimages/Samurai_with_sword.jpg?itok=8EtILp1i)
Sam-are-I? I think you mean:
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_oQlsHVUXbhM/TE3FA7HzJvI/AAAAAAAAABE/MXC_SV2SEAo/s1600/samiam.jpg)
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTg4Nzg0MDg4N15BMl5BanBnXkFtZTYwNTAxMzU5._V1_SX214_AL_.jpg)
Sam goes to detention center.
(http://www.furiouscinema.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/4513729_l2.jpg)
No problem for Sam Spade.
(http://www.lanki.ca/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/MalteseSam3.jpg)
Indiana Jones > private detective
(http://cdn.breitbart.com/mediaserver/2012/09/18/indy-blu-ray/Indiana_Jones.jpg)
If I recall correctly, he hates snakes...he'd probably not like this one:
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/auteurs_production/images/film/anaconda/w856/anaconda.jpeg?1302702043)
Thulsa Doom commands your snake to stand down...
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/GGpQ4O0poB0/maxresdefault.jpg)
Cobra Kai don't listen too good!
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-xDVL3JJOHw0/TwPgyykcUFI/AAAAAAAALZ4/BMrMBPjH6wg/s1600/Martin-Kove-fotografias.jpg)
BhHHaAAAaaaaaaaa... Jean Claude Van Damme uppercuts Kreese.
(http://images.kino.de/flbilder/max03/auto03/auto07/03070239/b640x600.jpg)
I was a Street Fighter before you!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-opzYPfy4_2Q/UG911eVC4SI/AAAAAAAAWJw/4qhLQN_lQJ8/s1600/sonny+chiba.jpg)
Bruce Lee kicks Sonny Chiba then hits him over the head with Nunchakus = TKO
(http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/BruceLee.jpg)
(http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608024591703411333&pid=1.7)
No doubts here.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4f/My_name_is_bruce.jpg)
Hail to the king, baby!
(http://news.toyark.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/4/2011/05/Evil-Dead-2-Ash_1304894566.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/4ZaRUR1.jpg)
(http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/BI9LjpLSaSg/0.jpg)
Thats only a costume compared to the Invisible Man...
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-8QxaCoC88cw/UUqLsQbM67I/AAAAAAAAJnU/yOGybDOevOc/s1600/LRA_invisible_man_8.JPG)
(http://i.imgur.com/hMikXgs.jpg)
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/eb/Sub-Mariner1968n1.jpg/220px-Sub-Mariner1968n1.jpg)
Well the Invisible Girl always had a weakness for Prince Namor so...
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Godzilla_jp_-_Manda_2004-Copy-Copy-Copy_zps5b89b083.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/Godzilla_jp_-_Manda_2004-Copy-Copy-Copy_zps5b89b083.jpg.html)
Don't laugh, you're next Submariner
(http://i.imgur.com/sP9PyRC.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/imagesLBNYKPZV_zpscaa429a5.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/imagesLBNYKPZV_zpscaa429a5.jpg.html)
Never bring just claws and teeth to a gunfight
(http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121026204202/mst3k/images/c/cd/MST3k_laserblast.jpg)
Pow! Pow pow pow!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/tumblr_m2xalgruno1qjutm4o1_500_zps4869d44d.gif) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/tumblr_m2xalgruno1qjutm4o1_500_zps4869d44d.gif.html)
LET'S ROCK!!!!
(http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/assets/4837796/2014-07-29_10_57_01.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/imagesAMA5BVDU_zps041ad488.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/imagesAMA5BVDU_zps041ad488.jpg.html)
My Katana works better
(http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h280/HeatherH61580/belushi_samurai.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/70890_320_zpse105e619.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/70890_320_zpse105e619.jpg.html)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uc2EVuOeKTE/TaYWgkM9ODI/AAAAAAAAAFM/88ehZGHKBjc/s1600/master+shredder+WIDE.jpg)
Oshhh! Silence, Tatsu!
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gamera02_zps038148dc.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/gamera02_zps038148dc.jpg.html)
(http://kobreguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/IMGlargephototurtleman-380x213.jpg?9d7bd4)
(http://www.howtomakevampireteeth.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/how-to-make-vampire-teeth-christopher-lee.jpg)
(http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z117/katswal/deliverance7_zpsf540075b.jpg) (http://s190.photobucket.com/user/katswal/media/deliverance7_zpsf540075b.jpg.html)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3IGBYIyDwIQ/TbLqF_WBpRI/AAAAAAAACdA/rGpf5ai1Qec/s1600/robin-hood-men-in-tights.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/204268346_0264fa39de_zps1f2676d5.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/204268346_0264fa39de_zps1f2676d5.jpg.html)
(http://forums.techguy.org/attachments/173270d1276832263/best-tarzan-johnny-weissmuller-pic2)
Mighty Joe Young
(http://cbladey.com/joe/bx3.gif)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pongo_zps2d436e7c.png) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/pongo_zps2d436e7c.png.html)
Thats a corny gorilla-but my gorilla will cornhole your gorilla
He's fixing on demonstrating that technique in this photo.
Yeah, well; this CORN will make HOLES in you!
(http://img.youtube.com/vi/91w3Nvq55-k/0.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BNIT6vIf04E/Ut4ZjhFvKRI/AAAAAAAAGDg/8ky6Ewdpqus/s1600/SLEEPWALKERS+CORN.jpeg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/steven-king-sleepwalkers-clovis-the-cat-original-name-tag_3548284_zps0a1efe9c.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/steven-king-sleepwalkers-clovis-the-cat-original-name-tag_3548284_zps0a1efe9c.jpg.html)
(http://shutupandwatchthemovie.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/star-wars-george-lucas.jpg)
George Lucas
(http://i.imgur.com/nYpC5ou.jpg)
Let's see you get me with your lens flare now!
(https://sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=JN.Lh5doStMrgqk7Xrs25IXqw&pid=15.1&P=0)
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130630232512/wreckitralph/images/3/36/Pooka.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pixels_zpswi3mjhcj.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/pixels_zpswi3mjhcj.jpg.html)
Hand Demon Agent, Udegeruge from Superhuman Barom 1 (1972).
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4a/8b/17/4a8b17bd960c1253af19b6d71971fdea.jpg)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/VdtvtYpfg_s/hqdefault.jpg)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/c4/54/5e/c4545e9acd98441c2176477473363638.jpg)
(http://api.ning.com/files/A4s3CoBTuuhMkDwGcHp8O8sqhEeZ7Bg9wIn8gfU28EIS3dI574QD87Cbf8mxw1MOTOsh3ruI79E3XAXldyGWfRZZniEDZsN8/Screenshot20110506at3.59.15PM.png)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/The-Crawling-Eye_zps5kd16snt.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/The-Crawling-Eye_zps5kd16snt.jpg.html)
self propelled
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/ultra/images/2/2b/Gan-Q_01.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130127053203)
These eyes.. (dunna-dunna-dah.. dunna-dunna-dah)
(https://goregirl.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/blue-eyes-of-the-broken-doll1.jpg)
(http://gammillustrations.bizland.com/monsterkid7/mk7images/fiend.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/fwaf_shot2l_zpshgsslytc.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/fwaf_shot2l_zpshgsslytc.jpg.html)
(http://p.twpl.jp/show/large/7pOPs)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/gigantor15.gif) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/gigantor15.gif.html)
(http://sirrob01.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/volkite.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/page2_blog_entry53_1.png) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/page2_blog_entry53_1.png.html)
(http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20140219163806/ultra/images/thumb/3/39/Mechagiras-0.jpg/500px-Mechagiras-0.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PO8m0kxiRoA/Umas3OG4jJI/AAAAAAAABAQ/q11JHFFYyX0/s1600/Mechani-Kong.jpg)
(http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/11116/111163080/3827508-index.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/3412656_gal.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/3412656_gal.jpg.html)
(http://www.monsterbashnews.com/pics/SantaClaus-PitchClose.jpg)
Santa > Satan
(http://www.tvworthwatching.com/werts/santa-claus-with-devil-movie.jpg)
(http://images4.static-bluray.com/reviews/7241_2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Manbeast-Myth-or-Monster-1978_RMC_zpslrhirhtv.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/Manbeast-Myth-or-Monster-1978_RMC_zpslrhirhtv.jpg.html)
This too was directed by Nicholas Webster.
(http://thumbnails.hulu.com/7/665/16827_512x288_manicured__73jGs7MbdE+1DRJzyr0Dxg.jpg)
(http://www.disney.co.uk/tangled/images/downloads/rapunzel_1900x1200.jpg)
(http://img-cdn.jg.jugem.jp/f29/1552836/20110829_2253746.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/untitled_zpsv0s5f48d.png) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/untitled_zpsv0s5f48d.png.html)
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100317031033/en.futurama/images/3/33/No9man.png)
(http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/02425/10commandments_2425344k.jpg)
15 Commandments!
(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fU53P2tUyfo/UVMIQbzzxSI/AAAAAAAAAyk/IP_6cuW2zvw/s1600/Mel+Brooks_Moses.png)
Er.. 10 Commandments!
(http://www.ladyofthecake.com/mel/world/images/testamn2.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/monty-python-holy-grail-03_zpsi8a8nmgm.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/monty-python-holy-grail-03_zpsi8a8nmgm.jpg.html)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6e/4c/5b/6e4c5b5fa4731be377c45379fc69ed47.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Movie-6-The-Phantom-Planet-02.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/Movie-6-The-Phantom-Planet-02.jpg.html)
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-Sx9cnCDpato/TyAuyY_xvPI/AAAAAAAAF48/-4zQVLz4ndw/s1600/42512.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Outer-limits-bug-eye_zpsxfzguymi.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/Outer-limits-bug-eye_zpsxfzguymi.jpg.html)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/37/da/2b/37da2bf78cfc18de7c356b01006e13b4.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/169dff46922c838d3116ff4bed3779fa_zpsnmnsiwbg.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/169dff46922c838d3116ff4bed3779fa_zpsnmnsiwbg.jpg.html)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/4f/d4/05/4fd40574e45b02bc7911879217ad727c.jpg)
(http://www.meangoblin.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/humanoids-from-the-deep-c.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/11488_zpsmzymdcze.gif) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/11488_zpsmzymdcze.gif.html)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/78/f1/81/78f18185f9e999204a5625e332cde86c.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/b1906ab234d728366978d966db32ea161e97d033_zpstgfjb2a6.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/b1906ab234d728366978d966db32ea161e97d033_zpstgfjb2a6.jpg.html)
(http://www.midenjin.co.jp/sailorfight/img/thumbnail/ep15.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/blackscorpion6.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/blackscorpion6.jpg.html)
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/0c/35/c6/0c35c6c201a9f203ce75fd4e489245e5.jpg)
(http://deathensemble.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/Seeing-this-giant-ant-scared-the-Hell-out-of-me-the-first-time.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/primary_ThemWeldon_zpsmkmlrg5w.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/primary_ThemWeldon_zpsmkmlrg5w.jpg.html)
(http://kaiju.wdfiles.com/local--files/wiki:kumonga/kumonga_1968_01.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Earth%20vs_%20the%20Spider%201958_015_zpsydfxp4o8.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/Earth%20vs_%20the%20Spider%201958_015_zpsydfxp4o8.jpg.html)
(http://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/09/45/9d/09459df16056c7de4b67c82460d727e5.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/trollhunterpic4_zpsyvevausk.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/trollhunterpic4_zpsyvevausk.jpg.html)
(http://www.hellcat.org/attachments/troll-spray-jpg.19955/)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pfshelmet.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/pfshelmet.jpg.html)
(http://dcairns.files.wordpress.com/2013/09/vlcsnap-2013-09-29-12h23m18s125.png)
(http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101127194156/poohadventures/images/a/a4/Unicron.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/Voltron_lions_zpsqfkrxorr.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/Voltron_lions_zpsqfkrxorr.jpg.html)
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/thingstocome/thingstocome2.jpg)
(http://www.tryingfitness.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/gregg.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/hyde_zpst6vqap50.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/hyde_zpst6vqap50.jpg.html)
(http://tgscifi.rachelshaven.com/images/mshyde411_0005.jpg)
Mid transformation
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/googleface.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/googleface.jpg.html)
(http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/ultra/images/2/2b/Gan-Q_01.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130127053203)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/The-Crawling-Eye_zps5kd16snt.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/The-Crawling-Eye_zps5kd16snt.jpg.html)
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/ultra/images/4/4e/Big_Eye.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130913110655)
I've got you outnumbered!
(http://prettycleverfilms.com/files/2013/12/vlcsnap-107736-620x350.png)
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CYBoglrUQAA7Vsx.jpg)
Try Hyakumeruge!
Hyakume = Hundred Eyes
Ruge = Doruge (the main villain) Subordinate
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/G106-3750d23_zpsdpchq4hb.png) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/G106-3750d23_zpsdpchq4hb.png.html)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_sENKnrVltu8/Sx1PurbF9XI/AAAAAAAABA4/mA2IqdNDRjk/s400/Eye+Poke.jpg)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q122/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/pulp-fiction-jules-and-vincent_zpskkmafnsd.jpg) (http://s135.photobucket.com/user/DENNISDURWARDHAMMOND/media/pulp-fiction-jules-and-vincent_zpskkmafnsd.jpg.html)
After this let's get a foot massage
Tarantino anti-heroes are not always so chummy...
(https://thebestpictureproject.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/reservoirdogs1.jpg)
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wvWg2JTsa6A/T7lliY3YqdI/AAAAAAAAATY/oH23vx_P294/s1600/man+hug.jpg)
Why all the fighting?
How about a hug from this guy?
(https://diasp.org/camo/0ea1001ec39ebd94d1a194d4694359c4d818b38f/687474703a2f2f32342e6d656469612e74756d626c722e636f6d2f74756d626c725f6d647732633251577743317262686e716b6f315f3530302e676966)
(http://i.imgur.com/KkCIgvD.gif)
How 'bout
(http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/austin-powers-cocktail-glass-4900072.jpg)
I could drink to that
(https://media.giphy.com/media/GCLlQnV7wzKLu/giphy.gif)
(http://www.milindvanjare.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/The_Wolf_of_Wall_Street.png)
Sell me this pen...
Well...you'll need something to write with after I make all your pencils disappear.
(http://orig07.deviantart.net/3c84/f/2009/258/b/f/how_about_a_magic_trick__by_cannonbawl.jpg)
"Kromm teaches the sword is mightier than the pen."
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/r7JNGPVfKmI/hqdefault.jpg)
Yes! What is steel compared to the hand that wields it?
(https://damiandodd.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/thulsadoom1.png)
Hands aren't always good.
(https://i.imgur.com/bC1MmOY.jpg)
How 'bout a foot, then?
(https://i.imgur.com/vgW8CRa.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
I saw this random stunt man punk Bruce...
(https://imagesvc.meredithcorp.io/v3/mm/image?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpeopledotcom.files.wordpress.com%2F2019%2F03%2Fbrad-pitt-mike-moh-bruce-lee-2.jpg)
I'll see your Brad Pitt, and raise you an Ingrid Pitt!
(https://i.imgur.com/K4Ew6rK.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
I'll see YOUR Pitt and raise you a Pendelum to go with it!
(https://i.imgur.com/0T3C3qk.jpg)
"OK, Vinnie, we'll have none of that"
(https://i.imgur.com/fM8rKqA.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
(https://www.capitolhillblue.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/022122robocop.jpg)
Mr Lorre, you committed a crime, you're coming with me!
Bah!
(https://i.imgur.com/8ghZuu3.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
I won't stay dead.
(https://www.gstatic.com/tv/thumb/v22vodart/12062411/p12062411_v_v8_aa.jpg)
" I can deal with that!"
(https://i.imgur.com/JsVNMfM.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Not all zombies are as easy to deal with.
(https://i.imgur.com/aVgrFVS.jpg?1)
I'll take my chances.
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTU5Mjg3MzAxNV5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwNTk5NTI2MDE@._V1_.jpg)
I don't have to kill Zombies- they work for me!
(https://i.imgur.com/3EJr8H5.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
Watch out for cliffs, Murder!
(https://specials-images.forbesimg.com/imageserve/5f3d91a1244d607523068b0a/960x0.jpg?cropX1=249&cropX2=6396&cropY1=708&cropY2=3588)
Cliffs are no problem if you have a jet pack!
(https://i.imgur.com/4QVvcee.jpg?1)
I got yer ass!
(https://i.imgur.com/eOWDLao.jpg) (https://lunapic.com)
When this guy goes off there's no escape!
(http://www.badmovies.org/movies/darkstar/darkstar5.jpg)
(https://wallup.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/219128-Star_Wars-Princess_Leia-Leia_Organa-science_fiction-Admiral_Ackbar.jpg)
if all else fails... Leia can float in space!
She might be able to float in space, but no one can hear her scream out there.
(https://i.imgur.com/qK2bYaR.jpeg)
(https://www.scified.com/media/predatorvsalien-predatorvictoryfanart-642243207751476.jpg)
Predator can take care of that Xenomorph.
(https://i.imgur.com/78lbLgg.jpeg)
These guys take care of rogue aliens all the time.
(https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwallpapercave.com%2Fwp%2Fwp2005785.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=cdbae72e857e0e8ff2cbb0f17903ba46a416dc8030aeee70888bfea4e44e06bf&ipo=images)
The Borg can take care of the original Enterprise... (high probability)