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Started by Doggett, June 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM

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meQal

#225
June 27, 2009, 03:14:04 AM
It's now the head of FOX News.

Why hasn't the Flying Spaghetti Monster touched some people with his noodlely appendage?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Javakoala

#226
June 27, 2009, 07:43:18 AM
They are gluten intolerant.

What ever happened to Rob Lowe?

Derf

#227
June 27, 2009, 11:04:26 AM
He opened a chain of home improvement stores so he could build multiple closets to come out of.

Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

#228
June 27, 2009, 04:16:11 PM
Yes, John is too uptight, Don is banging Judy and Doctor Smith swings the other way.


Who invented poutine?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

hellbilly

#229
June 27, 2009, 04:25:01 PM
Canadian Trailer Trash.

Why is little Orphan Annie without pupils?

Javakoala

#230
June 27, 2009, 04:45:30 PM
She lost her teacher's license.

Will Sandra Bullock ever be loved by the masses?

meQal

#231
June 27, 2009, 05:05:42 PM
Only after she washes each and ever one of them.

Do you want fries with that?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Kester Pelagius

#232
June 27, 2009, 05:10:33 PM
Oui, puta!


What's the best way to dispose of an irradiated alien corpse?
Cosmic Cinema - SF articles and reviews.

Mise-en-scene Crypt - Rants, reviews, & more! (10% NSFW)

Javakoala

#233
June 27, 2009, 06:25:42 PM
With some onions, garlic and a hint of curry.

What are aliens usually so hostile?

JJ80

#234
June 27, 2009, 06:54:56 PM
They're tetchy after being woken up from cryogenically induced sleep too early from their liking.

Are droogs fans of the tv series "The Avengers"?
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

meQal

#235
June 27, 2009, 07:46:07 PM
No, they are something you step in on your way inside to watch episodes of "The Avengers" and now have to scrape the bottom of your shoe.

Why do we ask these questions?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Javakoala

#236
June 27, 2009, 08:19:39 PM
It's the only way to get to the next post.

What wouldn't I give to have Scarlett Johansson draped over my body like a moist sheet?

Derf

#237
June 27, 2009, 10:15:18 PM
Your ability to enjoy said situation.

What is your quest?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doggett

#238
June 28, 2009, 05:28:25 AM
To destroy the Ring of Power


How long are radio stations going to keep playing Michael Jackson songs ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Cthulhu

#239
June 28, 2009, 09:18:15 AM
Quote from: doggett on June 28, 2009, 05:28:25 AM
To destroy the Ring of Power


How long are radio stations going to keep playing Michael Jackson songs ?
Until he comes back from the grave.

Where is Godzilla when we need him?
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