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meQal

#240
June 28, 2009, 09:34:26 AM
In the bathroom waiting for some toilet paper.

So how do they squeeze those gators to get the juice to make into Gatorade?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

WingedSerpent

#241
June 28, 2009, 10:48:23 AM
Very, Very Carefully

If you were a robot, but didn't know it,  and we did know-would you want us to tell you?
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

AndyC

#242
June 28, 2009, 12:05:02 PM
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Who would win in a fistfight between Andy Warhol and Salvador Dali?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

Rev. Powell

#243
June 28, 2009, 01:26:05 PM
Neither of these artists is very physical; they would probably fight to a draw.

Why don't they making movies about women trapped in Filipino jails anymore?
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

JJ80

#244
June 28, 2009, 04:49:47 PM
Due to the notorious 'Great Manilla Metal File Glut' of 1990-91.

Has the famous 1977 strain of 'Saturday Night Fever' been properly isolated under laboratory conditions by scientists?
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Derf

#245
June 28, 2009, 09:09:27 PM
Almost. As a precaution, scientologists are trying to sap the joy out of life to prevent the spread of the disease.

Does a bear poop in the woods?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

meQal

#246
June 28, 2009, 10:20:45 PM
Only if there is not an RV near by.


What was that thing with that guy in it?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Trevor

#247
June 29, 2009, 01:40:57 AM Last Edit: June 30, 2009, 07:54:52 AM by Trevor
Quote from: meQal on June 28, 2009, 10:20:45 PM
Only if there is not an RV near by.


What was that thing with that guy in it?

Paris Hilton. :teddyr:

Did the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles graphic novel have a panel where one of the turtles threw a guy into a toilet?
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

hellbilly

#248
June 29, 2009, 02:31:11 AM
No. It had a panel where one of the turtles threw a guy into a Guilinggao jelly machine.

Why is it so hard to capture a decent picture of bigfoot?

Trevor

#249
June 29, 2009, 02:39:35 AM
Quote from: hellbilly on June 29, 2009, 02:31:11 AM
No. It had a panel where one of the turtles threw a guy into a Guilinggao jelly machine.

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

meQal

#250
June 29, 2009, 04:19:54 AM
Quote from: hellbilly on June 29, 2009, 02:31:11 AM
No. It had a panel where one of the turtles threw a guy into a Guilinggao jelly machine.

Why is it so hard to capture a decent picture of bigfoot?

Because he's so ugly, cameras break.

Is Stewie Griffin the love child of Lois and that Arnold kid form "Hey Arnold"?
Movie Trivia Fact : O.J. Simpson was considered for the title role in The Terminator, but producers feared he was \"too nice\" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer.<br />Isn\'t hindsight great.<br />A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. - Agent Kay - Men in Black

Javakoala

#251
June 29, 2009, 06:29:33 AM
Dang it!  That was supposed to be revealed in the last episode.

Why doesn't Hollywood make movies like Bollywood does?

Trevor

#252
June 29, 2009, 07:38:27 AM
Quote from: Javakoala on June 29, 2009, 06:29:33 AM
Why doesn't Hollywood make movies like Bollywood does?

They don't have the super-hot-mother-in-law-killer curry, they don't have the babes, they don't have the moves and they don't know how to play cricket.  :smile:

Why is it so damn cold today?
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Derf

#253
June 29, 2009, 09:45:34 AM
Because my area has all the heat. And I do mean ALL. I think I lost 3 pounds just cooking breakfast this morning.

Is it just me, or is it hot in here?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Doggett

#254
June 29, 2009, 09:52:02 AM
If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen...




Will Flashdance ever be remade ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.
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