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AndyC

#375
July 06, 2009, 11:44:46 PM
Because 7 8 9!


What's the deal with airline peanuts?
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Mr. DS

#376
July 07, 2009, 05:18:39 AM
They're free but with purchase of a ticket, so there is no big deal.

Why do chicks like the Twilight book series?
DarkSider's Realm
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Trevor

#377
July 07, 2009, 09:41:16 AM
Because those books are wayyyy better than Riding The High Wind: An Irreverent Overview of the South African Film Industry's History 1895 ~ 2009 and other points of interest by Trevor T. Underpants Moses.  :teddyr: [BTW: that thesis is real]

Why am I leaving the warm embrace of badmovies.org for a week from this Sunday?  :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Doggett

#378
July 07, 2009, 10:59:58 AM
Because you prefer the warm embrace of a woman...




Who's the man ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

Mr. DS

#379
July 07, 2009, 11:48:18 AM
The guy with the master plan.

Is it true you don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time?
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Doggett

#380
July 07, 2009, 02:24:47 PM
Quote from: The DarkSider on July 07, 2009, 11:48:18 AM
The guy with the master plan.

Is it true you don't have to take your clothes off to have a good time?

It is true...but you might need to undo a few buttons...



What's the definition of irony ?
                                             

If God exists, why did he make me an atheist? Thats His first mistake.

AndyC

#381
July 07, 2009, 03:22:16 PM
Vaguely similar to iron.


When is a carrot like a snowmobile?
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hellbilly

#382
July 07, 2009, 04:01:22 PM
When Bugs Bunny is skiing in Aspen.

Why does hair grow out of some peoples ears?

Mr. DS

#383
July 08, 2009, 08:09:06 AM
It often gets sucked out from the top of their head.

Will Coca Cola ever try to change their recipe again?
DarkSider's Realm
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"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

AndyC

#384
July 08, 2009, 01:11:51 PM
Nope, it's always been made from people and it always will be.


Got milk?
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Derf

#385
July 08, 2009, 05:48:36 PM
No, so you can't suckle me. At least not for free

Is it Hammer time yet?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Flangepart

#386
July 08, 2009, 07:23:37 PM
No, thats on Thursday. Wedensday is pick ax day.


If a bolt comes from the blue, what comes from the mauve?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

AndyC

#387
July 08, 2009, 09:59:56 PM
Assorted Phillips head screws.


Whatever happened to Randolph Scott?
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Raffine

#388
July 09, 2009, 12:32:32 AM
He's riding the range with several Facebook friends.


Who put the bomp in the bomp-a-bomp-a-bomp?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Javakoala

#389
July 11, 2009, 11:20:18 AM
Roseanne Barr's huge rump.

Why don't we say what we really mean?
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