Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Mr. DS]

If silver bullets and wooden stakes are introduced then sure.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

[AndyC]

Same place all the flowers went.

How many quarts of motor oil will the average bowler hat hold?

[Doggett]

Around 2.

What's the best thing to do with old CDs ?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Grind them up and use it for spice.

When did the foreign war of the fried fish take place?

[claws]

During the great herring depression.

Why was P!nk mean to her husband?

[Allhallowsday]

Why was P!nk mean to her husband?

She was blue. 

What time is it?

[Rev. Powell]

Time for Allhallowsday to get a watch!

How did Doggett know I was just wondering what had happened to this thread?

[claws]

He was reading your diary.

What exactly happened to Bret Michaels?

[Raffine]

What exactly happened to Bret Michaels?

The pressure of competing with Cyndi Lauper and Susan Osburne on Celebrity Apprentice was just too much.

How do you solve a problem like Maria?

[retrorussell]

Look up every Maria in the phone book and bump 'em off, Terminator-style.

Why do pigs oink?

[Jack]

It's a language specifically tailored to the discussion of a mud-bound garbage eating lifestyle.

How do birds manage to fly when it's really windy?

[claws]

Autopilot.

Is Sandra Bullock planning new movies?

[Leah]

no if it involves Jesse James.

Could R.O.T.O.R. be the next Robocop?

[Javakoala]

Only the Public Relations team knows for sure.

Who's been mucking about with my spam filter?

[Sleepyskull]

The Jimmy Dean sausage company.

Why are there no cone shaped planets?