Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[claws]

No, and no :)

Why is Obama very concerned about Greece's economic crisis?

[Joe the Destroyer]

He needs the olive oil and feta to power his new flight-capable body armor, Obamatron 5065.

Why does seafood alfredo make me randy?

[retrorussell]

They don't; your name is Joe.

Why does pig sh*t stink so bad?

[Leah]

Cuz it's pig s**t

Why was Bush in Office?

[Javakoala]

Cuz he wouldn't stay in the yard where he was planted.

Is you is or is you ain't?

[Sleepyskull]

That ain't none of your business!

Why aren't were-elephants more popular than were-wolves?

[Mr. DS]

Twilight would be a lot more entertaining.

How much is that doggy in the window?

[Sleepyskull]

You don't want that doggy. He's blind and rabid!  (By the way, I almost asked that same exact question!)

What is Rita Hayworth's secret identity?

[retrorussell]

Keith Richards

What manner of creature is Q*Bert?

[claws]

m&m-zoid

Why does Kate Perry want a small wedding?

[Joe the Destroyer]

Because her husband has a small penis.

Why does the local IHOP smell like ass?

[claws]

Because her husband has a small penis.

[retrorussell]

Because her husband has a small penis.

Why does the local IHOP smell like ass?

It stands for Introducing Hogs' Overripe Posteriors.

If Rosie O'Donnell and Ellen Degeneres could conceive a child together, what would it look like?

[JaseSF]

Probably that hideous troll under the bridge.

Why don't sphagetti and cheese whiz go together?

[Sleepyskull]

Because incest is illegal.


Why do oak trees remind me of pine trees?