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Started by Doggett, June 14, 2009, 01:56:40 PM

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retrorussell

#600
May 17, 2010, 11:22:05 PM
Because I killed off all the other 18-year olds.  You are the only cool one!

If salt kills slugs and Alka-Seltzer kills ducks, what works on pesky raccoons?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

joejoeherron

#601
May 18, 2010, 04:36:55 AM
hollowpoints

why does my watch band keep breaking?

claws

#602
May 18, 2010, 05:24:21 AM
Because it was made in Taiwan.

Has Polanski paid his dues?

Sleepyskull

#603
May 18, 2010, 05:56:26 AM
Yes sir, the check is in the mail!*

Why would I rather be a hammer than a nail?




*What movie is this from?  :smile:
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world`s original sin. - Oscar Wilde

retrorussell

#604
May 18, 2010, 09:25:02 PM
Big Trouble In Little China, and it's better to be a hammer so you can hit people on the head, instead of be a nail and vice versa.

If someone says "liar, liar, pants on fire" should you look down at your pants just in case?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Sleepyskull

#605
May 19, 2010, 04:40:01 PM
Not if you've been needing a vasectomy anyway.

What is the leading cause of chewing tobacco related deaths, aside from biological problems?
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world`s original sin. - Oscar Wilde

Raffine

#606
May 19, 2010, 09:01:20 PM
Quote from: Sleepyskull on May 19, 2010, 04:40:01 PM
Not if you've been needing a vasectomy anyway.

What is the leading cause of chewing tobacco related deaths, aside from biological problems?

Blowback from spitting out an open truck window.

What the heck is that?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Mr. DS

#607
May 19, 2010, 09:02:44 PM
Sorry, my fly was open again.

What is your problem?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Raffine

#608
May 19, 2010, 09:12:32 PM
Despite recent advances in science there are still far too few varieties of cheese.

Who killed Cock Robin?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Mr. DS

#609
May 19, 2010, 09:15:59 PM
F*ck Wing with his tiny bow and arrow

Mary Contrary, how does your garden grow?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall

Sleepyskull

#610
May 19, 2010, 09:21:54 PM
Peachy keen, Mr.Dean!

Am I insane or did I truly see a snake riding a tiny moped?
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world`s original sin. - Oscar Wilde

retrorussell

#611
May 20, 2010, 06:49:47 AM
You're insane.  Join the crowd.  :smile:

If Batman and Robin really ARE gay, how can they concentrate on crimefighting when they're wearing such tight outfits?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

wickednick

#612
May 20, 2010, 07:00:04 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on May 20, 2010, 06:49:47 AM
You're insane.  Join the crowd.  :smile:

If Batman and Robin really ARE gay, how can they concentrate on crimefighting when they're wearing such tight outfits?

The tiny eye slits on their masks act as side blinders

Explain this picture for me
Smells like popcorn and shame

AndyC

#613
May 20, 2010, 07:46:34 AM
An idea Vlassic toyed with before settling on a stork for their commercials.


Ever been to sea, billy?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

claws

#614
May 20, 2010, 09:15:34 AM
No, but I heard he likes Gladiator movies.

Why is Lindsay Lohan facing jail time?
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