Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[AndyC]

To get the Precious.


How many raccoons can fit in the average Smart car?

[retrorussell]

About 300, if they're clown raccoons trying to fit into a clown Smart car.

Why do so many people say "I could care less" instead of "I couldn't care less"?

[Doggett]

Because the stupid are everywhere...


Where's my other sock ?

[Derf]

We didn't want to tell you, but it died and went to sock heaven.


Whodunit?

[retrorussell]

The butler named Didit.

Anyone still own a Betamax?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Yes, oh yes, but you can't have it.

What's the best way to cook a budgie?

[dean]

In my smugglers

[not sure if its an Aussie thing, but still:



That picture is our oppostion leader in politics incidentally.  Scary stuff...

]


How would you remake Citizen Kane?

[Derf]

I would make Rosebud a hover board like in Back to the Future, and Kane would kill a lot more people.


What is the best shampoo to use if you're bald?

[AndyC]

Whatever all-natural, exotic and really expensive shampoo my wife happens to have on hand - huge gobs of it.


Why does a baked potato take so long to cook?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Potatoes are interesting creatures that can survive in all kinds of temperatures. Should one be thrown into a microwave or get boiled or deep fried, the potatoe will persist (for about forty minutes) until the heat becomes too unbearable.

That orange is looking at me funny, should I kill it?

[AndyC]

Potatoes are interesting creatures that can survive in all kinds of temperatures. Should one be thrown into a microwave or get boiled or deep fried, the potatoe will persist (for about forty minutes) until the heat becomes too unbearable.

That orange is looking at me funny, should I kill it?

No, look what happened in Ireland.


What do you think Saturn tastes like?


(Woohoo! Post number 8000!)

[retrorussell]

Depends which Saturn you're talking about: the car?  Too metallic.  The planet?  Too cold.  The Sega Saturn console?  Not bad, but needs salt. 
Sailor Saturn?  Um.. I wouldn't know, perv!  Too young for me!


How is it that Mario can jump so high?  Or Luigi for that matter?

[diamondwaspvenom]

Don't you know? There's zero gravity in the mushroom kingdom.

Me fail english?

[littlegirl11]

is this sailor Mercury? she so cute 

[retrorussell]

Don't you know? There's zero gravity in the mushroom kingdom.

Me fail english?

You dun.  But there always chance at Ebonics!

When you first had a sno-cone, were you disappointed that it came in a paper cone and not an ice cream cone?