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Cthulhu

#795
July 03, 2010, 01:17:51 PM
Because she's the only woman in the village. I mean, what do you expect?

Will there be triumph for my magic steel?

retrorussell

#796
July 05, 2010, 09:35:36 PM
Sadly, no.. Triumph is currently booked at a small-town county fair.

Do you have embarrassing itches?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AndyC

#797
July 05, 2010, 09:52:50 PM
I'm proud of all my itches.

What do you get when you cross a marmoset with a hippopotamus?
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Derf

#798
July 05, 2010, 10:35:47 PM
The proverbial 500-pound gorilla that sits wherever it wants to.



Why does the moon follow me when I walk at night?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Trevor

#799
July 06, 2010, 05:55:44 AM
Quote from: Derf on July 05, 2010, 10:35:47 PM
Why does the moon follow me when I walk at night?

Because your real name is Larry Talbot, not what I know it is.  :smile:

What on earth am I going to do after the Soccer World Cup is over?  :question:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Cthulhu

#800
July 06, 2010, 06:35:57 AM
You'll play with your underpants. Probably.

What has been the holy Diver doing in the midnight sea?

AndyC

#801
July 06, 2010, 07:12:07 AM
Playing with his cockles and mussels.

Ever stick your finger in a light socket?
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Cthulhu

#802
July 06, 2010, 08:52:41 AM
Oh, that question is too kinky for me to answer it.

Where is the Land of Immortals?

Derf

#803
July 06, 2010, 01:38:49 PM
Washington, D.C. Oh, wait Immortals. Sorry; missed the "t." That would be Valhalla. Or maybe Des Moines.



If a dog could speak cat language, would a cat still ignore it?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#804
July 06, 2010, 01:44:07 PM
Naturally.  Cats are smug, arrogant little bastards.

Why didn't Post Cereals make more flavors of "Pebbles" besides Cocoa and Fruity?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AndyC

#805
July 06, 2010, 09:19:56 PM
Because after the guy who invented them proposed Corny Pebbles, they figured out he was thinking them up in the John and fired him.

How much margarine do you think the average barn cat could eat?
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retrorussell

#806
July 07, 2010, 02:23:30 PM
One pat for each pat on the head.

If Bernie Mac and Tammy Faye Baker had a child, what would it look like?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Derf

#807
July 08, 2010, 08:50:56 AM
They did; you know her as Sandra Bernhard. And no, I'm not posting a picture. That woman is hideous.



Who would win a fight between Guitar Hero and the Industrial Revolution?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#808
July 17, 2010, 03:48:00 AM
The industrial revolution.. as cool as Guitar Hero is, it's just a game.

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OR IS IT!!!! (seeing notes speeding toward me over frets appearing from out of the sky)

What was Ms. Pac-Man's name BEFORE she married Pac-Man?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Cthulhu

#809
July 17, 2010, 04:24:28 AM
There is no Ms. Pacman. Only Pacman in drag.

What is exactly the magic of the wizard's dream?
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