Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[AndyC]

A chair, I think.

Did you ever see a rose with a booger in its nose, down by the bay?

[Derf]

No, but I did see Mama Cass with a mumu in her a$$, singing on a stage.



Who would win in a fight: The Incredible Hulk or Tinkerbelle?

[retrorussell]

Tinkerbell.  She's small enough to fly up his butt and cause all kinds of intestinal damage with her magic.  Poor sap will be too sick to fight.

Are there any farts that smell good?

[Derf]

Well, after the fight, Hulk's farts would probably smell like fairy flowers for a while. 


What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

[SPazzo]

A hippo!

What happens if you spend too much time on the internet?

[100Nights]

i think you are the poster child for that one already

What is this kalidoscopic thing?

[claws]

Trevor's underpants?

What is Michelle Obama's "Let's Move" campaign about?

[retrorussell]

She was a big fan of musical chairs.

How does too much sex make you blind?

[Trevor]

Trevor's underpants?

The pieces of them don't add up to a pretty picture at all. 

[Jack]

How does too much sex make you blind?

Oh you don't want to find out.  It's very embarrassing explaining it to the emergency room staff.

Why is snow white?

[Mr. DS]

I don't know, ask the dwarfs.

Did Jack Tripper ever have a threesome with his roommates?

[AndyC]

Only when Larry and Mr Roper stayed over.

How many toads must a man wolf down, before you would call him an ambulance?

[claws]

One. That is, if the ambulance can get by the toad block.

Will The Twilight Saga: Eclipse win any Oscars?

[AndyC]

I don't know about that, but Oscar the Grouch will probably get a lot of copies of Twilight: Eclipse.

How did that tune go?

[Raffine]

Tah tah taaaah doobie doot doot

Mother of Mercy! Is this the end of Rico?