Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

[Leah]

No, i need more thyme.

Berries or Cream?

[retrorussell]

Cream.. Boston or whipped.

Why are sub sandwiches sometimes called Hero sandwiches?

[Mr. DS]

At night they foil crime in the digestive system. 

Is a picture really worth a thousand words?

[Leah]

only if you blabber long enough.


what's the speed limit in space?

[retrorussell]

65 light years per hour.  So watch your ludicrous speed!

What does "Adidas" stand for?

[SPazzo]

A D Is Dead As S!

Have you checked the children?

[JayJayM12]

Yep, and they still haven't hit the expiration date for a couple more days...

Did you ever consider that maybe Waldo and Carmen Sandiego really don't WANT to be found?

[Cthulhu]

Yep, and they still haven't hit the expiration date for a couple more days...

Did you ever consider that maybe Waldo and Carmen Sandiego really don't WANT to be found?

Yes.

Is there rest for the wicked ones?

[Kaseykockroach]

Yes. At the wicked hotel.

Will you tell me a bedtime story about a teenage girl that grows three heads, grows the wings of a bat while singing Row Row Your Boat?

[retrorussell]

Sure.  Once upon a time there was a teenaged girl who grew three heads and the wings of a bat while she sang Row Row Row Your Boat.  Then Scorpio from Dirty Harry shot her for stealing his song.

Where's Poppa?

[Leah]

in the bathroom, giving a dump.

Flavor of the day?

[Kaseykockroach]

Stomach acid.

Has anyone seen my nose goblins?

[claws]

Yes, they are behind the ass trolls.

Johnny Depp doesn't want his kids in showbiz. Why?

[Mr. DS]

Because they'll end up in silly pirate movies.

Why did they start calling vibrators "personal massagers"?

[SPazzo]

Before they started calling them "Lightsabers", but after they started calling them "The Battery Operated Boyfriend"!

If $10 can buy you a meal at McDonalds, what can $20 buy you?