Wish Corruption Game

[retrorussell]

Granted.  But they all come in stoned and won't remember anything you teach them.

I wish for a new back yard/side yard fence!

[Leah]

Granted, but it attracts lightning and burns down.


I wish for three wishes.

[Pacman000]

Granted, but it attracts lightning and burns down.


I wish for three wishes.

I now give you the Monkey's Paw.  You get three wishes. Be careful.

I wish you well.

[retrorussell]

Granted.  You now have turned me into a well.  Thanks a lot!

I wish for an eclair.

[Pacman000]

Granted.  You now have turned me into a well.  Thanks a lot!

Your very welcome!

I wish for an eclair.

Here's one coupon for a free Hostess eclair.

I wish...for more wishes!

[claws]

I wish...for more wishes!

Granted by the Wishmaster only.

I wish people wouldn't put up Christmas trees in November.

[tracy]

I wish...for more wishes!

Granted by the Wishmaster only.

I wish people wouldn't put up Christmas trees in November.

Granted....they start putting them up in October.

I wish I had a new car.

[Pacman000]

Granted!  You are now the proud owner of a new Yugo.

I wish to be...AN ALL-POWERFUL GENI !

[tracy]

Granted....and the first person who finds your lamp is Jessica Simpson who just stares at the pretty lamp.

I wish I was wealthy.

[Leah]

Granted, you know have 1 billion North Korean won.


I wish that people would learn to shut up.

[akiratubo]

I wish that people would learn to shut up.

Granted.  No one in the world has a mouth, anymore.

I wish people wouldn't leave cans and bottles by the side of bike paths.

[Leah]

Granted, but now they are in the path

I wish for a beach house

[Rev. Powell]

Granted: here it is.



I wish I could interview Ed Wood Jr. from beyond the grave.

[alandhopewell]

Granted: here it is.



I wish I could interview Ed Wood Jr. from beyond the grave.

     Granted- but wasn't he tripped-out enough when he was alive?

I wish to be a superhero.

[Pacman000]

Granted-You are Aquaman.

I wish someone would rub this lamp.