The truly terrible joke thread

[Leah]

A recent study shows that the application for clowns are down; many of the people who are qualified are becoming politics.

[Svengoolie 3]

The USPS mail tracking system.

Thread won.

[Leah]

Guy a: Here's a joke; p***y
Guy b: I don't get it.
Guy a: I know you don't get it

[Svengoolie 3]

Donald trump declared if he were impeached the earth would stop turning.

This threw his supporters into a state of mass confusion as they had always believed the earth was flat.

[indianasmith]

Want to hear a joke about a ghost?



That's the spirit!

[Trevor]

What is brown and sounds like a bell?

*DUNG*   

[Svengoolie 3]

[Svengoolie 3]

There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator.

Only a fraction of people will get this.

[Rev. Powell]

I once had a relationship with a blind woman. I admit it was challenging. Took me forever to get her husband's voice just right.

[Svengoolie 3]

Why are men like snowstorms to women?

You never know when he's coming,  how long he'll last or how many inches you'll get.

[Svengoolie 3]

Why is Donald trump now like john McCain?

They've both been shot down in hanoi.

[Pacman000]

A recent study shows that the application for clowns are down; many of the people who are qualified are becoming politics.

Oh, come on! It takes intelligence to be a clown.

[Alex]

If you have a Tesla car and it gets stolen does it then become an Edison?

[Svengoolie 3]

Western European: "Western Europe ees whare good Americans go when zey die! "

American: "What about bad Americans? "

Western European : "Zey stay een America. "

[Alex]

I was recently delighted when I got a kind letter from the inland revenue telling me my taxes were outstanding.

Particularly since I don't remember ever paying them.