Four Truths And A Lie

[ER]

1. I just spent four days and nights away from home and get back to find....no one is here!
2. I've never in my life had a Big Mac.
3. I once saw someone drink an entire bottle of Thousand Island dressing.
4. I nearly had a baby in France.
5. I used to be a corresponding member of the original Messages From Michael group.

(And the lie in my last group was I never told any nun about Dildo Buggers from Bored of the Rings!)

[indianasmith]

I'll guess . . . #2

[ER]

I'll guess . . . #2

You're good! Yes, two is the lie.

[claws]

1. I was the leader of a gang at school called "The Cool Ones".
2. I can peel and dice three onions in less than 30 seconds.
3. I saw Lou Ferrigno with his entourage walking on a beach in Italy.
4. At my last job I wasn't home sick for seven years.
5. A pimp threaten to kill me in Marseille, France after I fell in love with one of his prostitutes.

[indianasmith]

I'll call #2 the lie.

[claws]

Correct. That one is the lie indeed.

[indianasmith]

1.  I have shaken hands with both Presidents Bush.
2.  I led a protest in college against the athletics budget.
3.  I carried a perfect 4.0 average through graduate school.
4.  I once found an arrowhead lying inside a clam shell.
5.  I frequently belch the names of the continents during my geography class.

[chefzombie]

okay, my turn.

1- i've never been west of the rockies.
2- i've never been outside the united states.
3- i can't cook a sunnyside up egg.
4- i made a video for a company that makes knives.
5- my name is NOT a nickname, it's my birth name.

5 is a lie. No way your parents named you "chefzombie" at birth. 

lol, i meant " barri", and it IS my real name. and ron, #3 is true, i really can't cook a sunnyside up egg. 

[chefzombie]

i'm gonna say 5 is the lie for indy.

[ER]

1. I was the leader of a gang at school called "The Cool Ones".
2. I can peel and dice three onions in less than 30 seconds.
3. I saw Lou Ferrigno with his entourage walking on a beach in Italy.
4. At my last job I wasn't home sick for seven years.
5. A pimp threaten to kill me in Marseille, France after I fell in love with one of his prostitutes.

Somehow I'm glad number five is real. 

[ER]

1.  I have shaken hands with both Presidents Bush.
2.  I led a protest in college against the athletics budget.
3.  I carried a perfect 4.0 average through graduate school.
4.  I once found an arrowhead lying inside a clam shell.
5.  I frequently belch the names of the continents during my geography class.

As a PE minor, I hope number two is a lie. lol

[claws]

1. I was the leader of a gang at school called "The Cool Ones".
2. I can peel and dice three onions in less than 30 seconds.
3. I saw Lou Ferrigno with his entourage walking on a beach in Italy.
4. At my last job I wasn't home sick for seven years.
5. A pimp threaten to kill me in Marseille, France after I fell in love with one of his prostitutes.

Somehow I'm glad number five is real.  

I was on vacation with three friends, I met her at a club. She never told me what she did until her pimp showed up at our hotel the day before we headed back home. Probably my weirdest vacation ever.

[ER]

1. A dear friend of mine claims she saw an inhuman figure climbing out of a sewer.
2. My youngest once matter of factly said, "Isn't it weird when you're alone and something moves without anybody touching it?"
3. I got an eye infection in high school because I tried to go all day without blinking.
4. I've never watched an entire episode of Friends.
5. I'm not afraid to skydive, it just holds no appeal to me.

[ER]

1. I was the leader of a gang at school called "The Cool Ones".
2. I can peel and dice three onions in less than 30 seconds.
3. I saw Lou Ferrigno with his entourage walking on a beach in Italy.
4. At my last job I wasn't home sick for seven years.
5. A pimp threaten to kill me in Marseille, France after I fell in love with one of his prostitutes.

Somehow I'm glad number five is real. 

I was on vacation with three friends, I met her at a club. She never told me what she did until her pimp showed up at our hotel the day before we headed back home. One of my weirdest vacations ever.

Pretty cool!

[indianasmith]

1.  I have shaken hands with both Presidents Bush.
2.  I led a protest in college against the athletics budget.
3.  I carried a perfect 4.0 average through graduate school.
4.  I once found an arrowhead lying inside a clam shell.
5.  I frequently belch the names of the continents during my geography class.

#5 and #2, both be true!
Any other guesses?