strange dream depository

[Gabriel Knight]

I had a weird dream this morning. And I apologize in advance for the TMI.

I dreamt I dropped a gigantic deuce.  It was huge. I remember thinking I didn't know it was possible for the human body to produce such a large deuce and toyed with calling everyone back to look at it fore I flushed it.  I had to bust it up in the bowl so it could flush and it took a dozen flushes to get rid of it. I was twenty pounds lighter afterwards.

Did yo watched the episode "More Crap" of South Park by any chance? 

[Alex]

A bunch of bad guys were trying to force me to unlock the secrets of an ancient pyramid, which had surprisingly modern bathrooms, and even electricity (including a switch that was supposed to pump the air in the main chamber full of some deadly virus, but over the millennia had lost its potency, the virus that is, not the electricity).  Jacqueline Pearce (the actress who played Servalan in Blake's 7) was there and I was very annoyed that everything else going on was stopping me having sex with her (what can I say, I had a crush on her as a kid).

[Gabriel Knight]

All right, this is going to be a long one. Had it last night so I'll type it quick before the memory fades. In order to avoid clarification every two sentences, I'll just say that, from now on, everything's part of my dream.

I'm watching TV in my parents house, when I land in a show that I'm 100% sure I seen before and loved it, so I decide to watch it again. The main character is played by Tom Hanks, but we never get his name. It's implied that he's a teacher because he's in a front yard of your typical suburban north american house with a bunch of teenagers, they're all sitting in white chairs and talking to each other. At one point Tom ask them to go look for the owner's house, Jerry, who was missing from some time. They go to the door calling his name, and then we switch to Tom's worried face, who knows something we don't. Then, we see a shot of two detectives ringing the bell of the house, but it's all fuzzy, leading us to believe it's some kind of vision he's having. The show avoid telling us if he always had these kind of premonitions, or if he just discovered this "power". I believe the idea is this to be the hook of the show.
We suddendly switch to the character of Tom talking to a reporter, saying something along the lines of "there's been a lot of false information about what happened to Jerry. That he's been abducted by aliens, that he's been run over by a bus, that he's been taken by the men in black...". So yeah, we know something really weird and tragic happened inside that house and that people is going nuts about it, but we never get to see it. After this interview, a woman shows up (I know I've seen her somewhere else but I can't really put my finger on it, she's similar to Morena Baccarin but definitely not the same actress) and we hear Tom's narration, saying that "she's in charge of the case now, she also became my ex a couple of years after high school". So yeah, they were together for a while, and the situation gets tense for both of them.
Anyways, they talk but we never hear their conversation, instead it's Tom's narration of the events; this new female character, which we also never get her name, talks to relatives of Jerry, who start crying, and Tom tell us that "this is the hardest part, having to tell them what happened and remain stone cold at the same time". The show ends with a shot of both characters together, looking quite worried.

For some reason I loved the show, even when there was nothing really interesting about it, so I checked the info about it and it said it was a pilot episode, which explained its short duration of 15 minutes, and the fact that I watched it years ago and landed again in the same episode. So basically, the series never got greenlit, but strangely they showed the pilot on TV. Its name was NEWHOME.

All right, this concludes my dream about this show I watched twice but never existed. The fact that I remember it so vividly bugs me, not just because it was so precise, but also because when I woke up I was convinced the show was real, in a very Mandela Effect style. I actually had to look it up, to make sure.

It really reminded me of the CANDLE COVE creepypasta. Now I just need someone else to come and say that they also watched NEWHOME. 

[Trevor]

I dreamed over the weekend that my car (a pick-up or 'bakkie' [buh-kee] as we call them here) was all of a sudden working again and I got in behind the wheel and rode around Pretoria with it. Sad to think that it's been standing since April this year.

[sprite75]

Strange one yesterday morning where a reformed Joffrey Baratheon had come back from the dead and had to get a baby to safety in the United States.  The baby was in danger staying in Westeros.  Probably from Dany.  The dream ended with Joffery and the baby at Ellis Island and the baby being wheeled down a hallway by an officer while Joffery walked alongside.  And no it was not baby Yoda.

[Trevor]

I dreamed about my special sister Maggi - I haven't seen her for almost five years now as she moved away - and she was sitting in the bus next to me, all dressed in black.

[Alex]

We encountered a very religious race of aliens whose holy book told them they had been created in the image of God. Since our bible says the same thing we ended up going to war with them over who was right.

As I woke up pretty much everyone was dead (both species).

[indianasmith]

I dreamed that I was a Confederate POW who had escaped and was trying to get back to South Carolina, along with a group of fellow escapees.  One of them was this wise Obi-Wan Kenobi/Merlin type figure who taught me some deep magic; at the end of the dream we had made it back home and were being reassigned to new units, but I had to run back to our last hideout and gather up a pile of coins I had left there - a pretty good heap of treasure.  I was trying to sort through them when my wife woke me up!

[Trevor]

I dreamed that my landlord - of 20 years now - was preparing to sell my flat and had piled all my possessions up in the bathroom. Henry Winkler was one of the buyers. 

[sprite75]

Had one during the night where I had swam across a nice warm sea near Greece.  I had lots of steps on my fitbit when I was done.  Then after a couple days I had to fly back to where our tour group was going next.  I was hoping that the flight would be so short that I would be at the next hotel before they even left the hotel we were checking out of.

But even though I was on a private jet it was very slow going cause they wouldn't let him fly all that fast and at one point they made him land til they could figure out a route for him to go to Omaha.  He had to fly low to the ground at a rate not much faster than what a car would go and was having to land and take off from highways all the time.  I wound up grousing that at the rate we were going it probably would have been faster to rent a car and drive over.   

[sprite75]

Had a Baby Yoda one this morning. It involved watching the baby while Mando was away. I was trying to get him to eat a bunch of applesauce while pushing him around in a stroller that let him pretend he was driving. Pretty soon he gave up using the spoon and was using his hands even though I was worried the sauce might have been too hot.

[Rev. Powell]

We encountered a very religious race of aliens whose holy book told them they had been created in the image of God. Since our bible says the same thing we ended up going to war with them over who was right.

As I woke up pretty much everyone was dead (both species).

That premise actually might make for a good story/script.

I dreamt I was playing pinball and a guy kept shoving a tripod leg into me as he was setting up a camera. When I suggested he wait until I was done he apologized and gave me free tickets to "Nikcolodeon live" (something from the kids network).  The coupon allowed me five tickets, and he explained I also could take in five stuffed animals and five pets.

[Alex]

We encountered a very religious race of aliens whose holy book told them they had been created in the image of God. Since our bible says the same thing we ended up going to war with them over who was right.

As I woke up pretty much everyone was dead (both species).

That premise actually might make for a good story/script.

I dreamt I was playing pinball and a guy kept shoving a tripod leg into me as he was setting up a camera. When I suggested he wait until I was done he apologized and gave me free tickets to "Nikcolodeon live" (something from the kids network).  The coupon allowed me five tickets, and he explained I also could take in five stuffed animals and five pets.

I figured it might have made a good Twilight Zone / Outer Limits episode.

[Gabriel Knight]

Last night I had this dream in which I was having a huge dinner with tons of friends, and John Carpenter was there. He was speaking perfect spanish and cursed a lot too!

[Rev. Powell]

I dreamed that my local Chik-Fil-A was out of chicken. You could still order anything on the menu that didn't have chicken.