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Started by LilCerberus, June 30, 2020, 06:28:44 PM

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Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

LilCerberus

Tonight's stinker
King Dinosaur (1955)

A new green planet joins the solar system, & some astronauts are sent to explore it...
First few minutes, stock footage of NASA's biggest bloopers, then they land on the planet using the same spacesuits from Cat-Women On The Moon (!953), which were recycled from Destination Moon (1950) and The Three Stooges, Have Rocket Will Travel (1959)...
After learning the air is safe, the astronauts decide this is a great place for a camping holiday...
Then they go to an island in a lake, where they find blown up stock footage of lizards.....
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

RCMerchant

I just found out Morgan Spurlock- the SUPERSIZE ME guy- died this month.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Trevor

Quote from: RCMerchant on June 26, 2024, 07:12:41 AMI just found out Morgan Spurlock- the SUPERSIZE ME guy- died this month.

He put me off eating MacD burgers before I even had one.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

RCMerchant

^ Most of that movie was bulls**t. The reason for most of his health problems is he was a drunk. (like yours truly was).

"I don't think anyone would have cared about the movie had he mentioned that many of the health issues he experienced in the movie were likely because of his years of alcoholism. Not saying eating a s**tload of McDonald's for a month wouldn't be unhealthy too but Spurlock led us all to believe his diet was squeaky clean prior to the experiment."
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Trevor

Quote from: RCMerchant on June 26, 2024, 11:33:25 AM^ Most of that movie was bulls**t. The reason for most of his health problems is he was a drunk. (like yours truly was).

"I don't think anyone would have cared about the movie had he mentioned that many of the health issues he experienced in the movie were likely because of his years of alcoholism. Not saying eating a s**tload of McDonald's for a month wouldn't be unhealthy too but Spurlock led us all to believe his diet was squeaky clean prior to the experiment."

Exactly.
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

claws

Quote from: RCMerchant on June 26, 2024, 07:12:41 AMI just found out Morgan Spurlock- the SUPERSIZE ME guy- died this month.

I made a post about his passing in May https://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?topic=159575.0

You also replied in that thread!

Quote from: RCMerchant on May 28, 2024, 11:06:27 AMI wouldn't eat all that s**t. You couldn't pay me enough.
Is it October yet?

RCMerchant

^ Yeah, well, I can remember something I did 50 years ago, but couldn't tell you what I did last week.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

I heard some guy debunked Morgan Spurlock by going to McD's every day & ordering something light off the breakfast menu.....
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

chainsaw midget

Quote from: RCMerchant on June 26, 2024, 11:33:25 AM^ Most of that movie was bulls**t. The reason for most of his health problems is he was a drunk. (like yours truly was).

"I don't think anyone would have cared about the movie had he mentioned that many of the health issues he experienced in the movie were likely because of his years of alcoholism. Not saying eating a s**tload of McDonald's for a month wouldn't be unhealthy too but Spurlock led us all to believe his diet was squeaky clean prior to the experiment."

I never understood why anyone paid him the slightest bit of attention.

Eating McDonald's everyday isn't healthy.  Right.  We all get that. 

And in other news, having a professional boxer punch you in the face hurts really bad. 

LilCerberus

So, I saw most of Suicide Squad 2 in the hospital last weekend, And theirs's one question they never answered...

Why would somebody want to blow up a building, but not what's in it????? :question:
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

lester1/2jr

Tubi now has The Mighty Heroes https://tubitv.com/movies/100021766/the-mighty-heroes

If you are of a certain age you will be want to check that out. Weird remembering stuff from 40+ years ago like the mechanical dog things and Tornado man spitting out trees into the new park.


AND CUCKOO AND CUCKOO

Trevor

Quote from: lester1/2jr on July 03, 2024, 02:42:20 PMTubi now has The Mighty Heroes https://tubitv.com/movies/100021766/the-mighty-heroes

If you are of a certain age you will be want to check that out. Weird remembering stuff from 40+ years ago like the mechanical dog things and Tornado man spitting out trees into the new park.


AND CUCKOO AND CUCKOO

Sucks that TUBI is blocked in South Africa ☹️
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

LilCerberus

Tonight's Stinker
Ganjasaurus Rex 1987

Shot on home video & released by Rhino home video...
A comedy about a group of marijuana farmers discover a strain of seed the size of ostrich eggs...
Meanwhile, a government agent seeks to rid the town of weed....
Lots of stock footage of marijuana farm raids...
About thirty minutes in, a rather pathetic looking kaiju monster shows up & starts stealing the governments busts...
Then a professor shows up to explain the monster, and is recruited by the g-man in hopes of saving face...
good for a few giggles....
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

LilCerberus

Tonight's Stinker
Gremloids (1984) AKA Hyperspace (1984)

A cheap Darth Vader rip-off takes a wrong turn & ends up in a hick town...
Featuring Chris Elliott & Paula Poundstone before they were famous....
The humor is flat, but the movie it's self is never slow....
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.