Descriptions of Bad Movies that don't exist

[chainsaw midget]

Vampire Cheerleaders go back in time and fight Hitler

[LilCerberus]

With a name like "A Night Of Horror", I was expecting A "HORROR" MOVIE!
No such luck; It's one of those teen angst movies, where a group of good looking dorks park it in front of the tube & watch horror movies while whining about how much life sucks!

[Rev. Powell]

Far more coherent than a cut-n-paste movie made up entirely of scenes from other cut-n-paste movies should be.

[chainsaw midget]

What do you get when you mix a movie about a woman stalked by a masked slasher, a movie about a woman stalked by a vampire, gay romance, and a director that seems oddly focused on people's socks... I don't know either man.  I watched this and I still don't know. 

[claws]

Vampire Cheerleaders go back in time and fight Hitler

Sounds like a twisted Buffy sequel.

[chainsaw midget]

Vampire Cheerleaders go back in time and fight Hitler

Sounds like a twisted Buffy sequel.

I'd watch it.  Swanson or Geller. 

[lester1/2jr]

from an old Fat Freddy's cat review but should be here

"basically this direct-to-video oddity is a strange hybrid of "A League of Their Own" and "I Spit On Your Grave."

https://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php?msg=619419

[lester1/2jr]

Romanian drama that is kind of a combination of 36 Chambers of Shaolin and Kramer vs Kramer

[chainsaw midget]

While investigating a mysterious lake in the middle of nowhere, a scientist and his companion discover an actual living dinosaur.  Then they kill it.  Shortly after that, the doctors companion commits suicide so the doctor decides to place his brain in the dinosaur body, because that's exactly what you do in those kinds of situations.  In an unexpected turn of events, that only makes things worse. 

[LilCerberus]

While investigating a mysterious lake in the middle of nowhere, a scientist and his companion discover an actual living dinosaur.  Then they kill it.  Shortly after that, the doctors companion commits suicide so the doctor decides to place his brain in the dinosaur body, because that's exactly what you do in those kinds of situations.  In an unexpected turn of events, that only makes things worse. 

http://www.badmovies.org/movies/tammytrex/

[zombie no.one]

"Reports of this movie's budget not being sufficient to having any professional lighting at all cannot be confirmed, however the 90 minute candlelit dinner scene followed by a romantic moonlight stroll may support the theory."