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Andrew

#75
April 10, 2007, 05:48:54 PM
Quote from: Susan on April 10, 2007, 05:42:13 PM
How about bad movie title cliche's

Only virgins live


Great idea.  In fact, how about "Don't Eat the Reporter!" for a title?
Andrew Borntreger
Badmovies.org

Oldskool138

#76
April 10, 2007, 05:56:38 PM
Buzz words are key.  You want people to come and see your crappy movie so the title needs to be better than the sum of its parts.  The title needs to be three or four words so people will remember it.  This rule also applies to local rock and punk bands.   :teddyr:  For instance. you need to have "blood" somewhere in the title.

"Blood Rage"
"The Color of Blood"
"Blood Diamond"  :bouncegiggle:

"Dead" could take the place of another word in the title.

"Born and Dead"
"Fistful of Dead"
"Early to Dead Early to Rise"
He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe........
-Dr. Paul Nelson (Peter Graves)

That gum you like is going to come back in style.
-The Man from Another Place

BeyondTheGrave

#77
April 10, 2007, 07:10:28 PM
If its cliche's you want heres a favorite of mine:

BEWARE: Everyone has a Zippo!
Most of all I hate dancing then work,exercise,people,stupidpeople

JaseSF

#78
April 10, 2007, 07:24:02 PM
WHAT THE?...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?

THE GHOULISH MONSTER OF GHASTLY GROTTO

SPACED OUT VENUSIAN BEACH PARTY

HORROR OF THE BLOOD FIENDS

THE DAY THE WORLD FROZE












"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

peter johnson

#79
April 11, 2007, 12:11:40 AM
VenomX!!
I want to see The Legend of The Flying Cats From Hell!!
Good Lawd, all of these titles are very very funny --
And accurate!
This thread has gone on so long already that many things I could have said are already done so --
RAT STRANGLERS COME TO SUPPER!!
COME!! FEED THE DEAD WOMBATS!!
. . . and . . . my very very favorite ever . . .
5000 Geek Points to the first person to identify this and why:
SIC GORGIANUS ALLOS SUBJECTUS NUNC!! . . . starring Raul Julia . . .
peter johnson/denny film geek
I have no idea what this means.

Flangepart

#80
April 11, 2007, 02:29:25 PM
Quote from: Andrew on April 04, 2007, 11:56:16 AM

The Thing from Devil's Marsh

Tarzan vs. Predator

The Mattress Factory Massacre

Devastation, Texas

Hate to break it to ya, but Dark Horse did TARZAN Vs. PREDATOR.Not a bad on, mind you...

ZOMBIES IN LOVE.
POSTMASTER OF THE DEAD.
DON'T GO IN THE HALL CLOSET.
TUPPERWARE OF THE BLIND DEAD.
WINNE THE POO AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
WHEN A STRANGER E-MAILS.
WEREWOLF?
DEATHSCREAM OF THE CARE BEARS.
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

Dr. Whom

#81
April 13, 2007, 04:42:30 AM
Predators From Beyond The Grave
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

Tempest

#82
April 14, 2007, 04:01:51 PM
Hatesphere: World Of Pain

Beast Creatures From Beyond The Sun

Terror Beast From Beyond Fear

Hell Monsters From Space

Hermaphrodite- God/Goddess Of Love

Killer Ducks From Arizona







Potato king

#83
April 15, 2007, 03:52:31 AM Last Edit: April 15, 2007, 09:09:39 AM by Potato king
"Space pilgrims and the quest for Zarthearax's grave."
"She-creatures from Uranus."
"Teenage communist."
"Attack of the giant tapeworms."
"Hippie massacre."
"Two words: Lust."

Dr. Whom

#84
April 16, 2007, 02:29:06 AM
You are on the menu!
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

fortunato

#85
November 25, 2009, 01:40:17 PM
Blood in the Castle of Death
Don't Sniff the Sheets!
Albino Leeches-  They Suck, Big Time!
Daughter of the Moon
What's With the Children?
Goblins still exist. Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!

Are you nuts? You tryin' ta turn me into a homo?

You're TEARING ME APART, Lisa!

"May I remind you that I am in command here! Only an idiot would attempt such a thing. I will do it myself."

Psycho Circus

#86
November 25, 2009, 01:52:51 PM
Butt Munchers From Channel Cat Sex

retrorussell

#87
November 25, 2009, 03:57:06 PM
Hey, we could amalgamate existing titles.. like,
Incredibly Mixed-up Zombies Who Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
or
Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Who Is Harry Kellerman And Who Could Kill A Child?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

metalmonster

#88
November 26, 2009, 01:37:59 PM
DEBBIE DOES THE LIVING DEAD

GHOULS IN THE GARAGE

BRUCE CAMPBELL'S BIG ADVENTURE

BRAIN EATING BEAUTY QUEENS

NIGHT OF THE LESBIAN DEAD

NICK THE VAMPIRE SLAYER VS. THE GAY VAMPIRE WITCH (a.k.a Twilight)

SPONGEBOB'S S&M PARTY

LLOYD KAUFMAN'S GREATEST HITS VOL. 1

THE BRAIN EATING BRAINS FROM NEXT DOOR

INCEST : A LOVE STORY

ATTACT OF THE ATOMIC ASPARAGUS

DOROTHY DOES MUNCHKINLAND

HELLO KITTY'S KILLING SPREE

THE MUPPETS VS. THE EVIL DEAD

A BILLION BAD MOVIES : The Will Smith Story

Michael Bay Presents THE EVIL DEAD

LLOYD KAUFMAN'S CHRISTMAS WISH

ALL IN THE FAMILY : The Mckenzie Phillips Story

SHIA LEBOUF'S BIG ADVENTURE

LITTLE PRINCESS 3 : Escape From Polanski's Castle

ROSIE O'DONNELL'S SEX TAPE

HERCULES VS. THE HULK

REVENGE OF THE RADIOACTIVE RATS

HILLBILLY HOLIDAY SPECIAL

SATANIC SEX DROIDS FROM SATURN




This List Could Keep Going And Going And Going!

Criswell

#89
November 26, 2009, 01:45:54 PM
night of the evil death sucking monsters from the 10th planet that killed my friends and family!
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