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« Reply #75 on: April 10, 2007, 05:48:54 PM » |
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How about bad movie title cliche's
Only virgins live
Great idea. In fact, how about "Don't Eat the Reporter!" for a title? |
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« Reply #76 on: April 10, 2007, 05:56:38 PM » |
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Buzz words are key. You want people to come and see your crappy movie so the title needs to be better than the sum of its parts. The title needs to be three or four words so people will remember it. This rule also applies to local rock and punk bands.  For instance. you need to have "blood" somewhere in the title. "Blood Rage" "The Color of Blood" "Blood Diamond"  "Dead" could take the place of another word in the title. "Born and Dead" "Fistful of Dead" "Early to Dead Early to Rise" |
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He learned almost too late that man is a feeling creature... and because of it, the greatest in the universe........
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That gum you like is going to come back in style.
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« Reply #77 on: April 10, 2007, 07:10:28 PM » |
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If its cliche's you want heres a favorite of mine:
BEWARE: Everyone has a Zippo!
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« Reply #78 on: April 10, 2007, 07:24:02 PM » |
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WHAT THE?...WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?
THE GHOULISH MONSTER OF GHASTLY GROTTO
SPACED OUT VENUSIAN BEACH PARTY
HORROR OF THE BLOOD FIENDS
THE DAY THE WORLD FROZE
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"This above all: To thine own self be true!"
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« Reply #79 on: April 11, 2007, 12:11:40 AM » |
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VenomX!!
I want to see The Legend of The Flying Cats From Hell!!
Good Lawd, all of these titles are very very funny --
And accurate!
This thread has gone on so long already that many things I could have said are already done so --
RAT STRANGLERS COME TO SUPPER!!
COME!! FEED THE DEAD WOMBATS!!
. . . and . . . my very very favorite ever . . .
5000 Geek Points to the first person to identify this and why:
SIC GORGIANUS ALLOS SUBJECTUS NUNC!! . . . starring Raul Julia . . .
peter johnson/denny film geek
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« Reply #80 on: April 11, 2007, 02:29:25 PM » |
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The Thing from Devil's Marsh
Tarzan vs. Predator
The Mattress Factory Massacre
Devastation, Texas
Hate to break it to ya, but Dark Horse did TARZAN Vs. PREDATOR.Not a bad on, mind you...
ZOMBIES IN LOVE.
POSTMASTER OF THE DEAD.
DON'T GO IN THE HALL CLOSET.
TUPPERWARE OF THE BLIND DEAD.
WINNE THE POO AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY.
WHEN A STRANGER E-MAILS.
WEREWOLF?
DEATHSCREAM OF THE CARE BEARS.
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« Reply #81 on: April 13, 2007, 04:42:30 AM » |
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Predators From Beyond The Grave
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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« Reply #82 on: April 14, 2007, 04:01:51 PM » |
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Hatesphere: World Of Pain
Beast Creatures From Beyond The Sun
Terror Beast From Beyond Fear
Hell Monsters From Space
Hermaphrodite- God/Goddess Of Love
Killer Ducks From Arizona
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ölöm
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« Reply #83 on: April 15, 2007, 03:52:31 AM » |
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"Space pilgrims and the quest for Zarthearax's grave."
"She-creatures from Uranus."
"Teenage communist."
"Attack of the giant tapeworms."
"Hippie massacre."
"Two words: Lust."
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?
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« Reply #84 on: April 16, 2007, 02:29:06 AM » |
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You are on the menu!
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."
Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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« Reply #85 on: November 25, 2009, 01:40:17 PM » |
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Blood in the Castle of Death
Don't Sniff the Sheets!
Albino Leeches- They Suck, Big Time!
Daughter of the Moon
What's With the Children?
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Goblins still exist. Your Grandpa Seth is telling you!
Are you nuts? You tryin' ta turn me into a homo?
You're TEARING ME APART, Lisa!
"May I remind you that I am in command here! Only an idiot would attempt such a thing. I will do it myself."
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Shake The Faith
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« Reply #86 on: November 25, 2009, 01:52:51 PM » |
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Butt Munchers From Channel Cat Sex
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Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!
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« Reply #87 on: November 25, 2009, 03:57:06 PM » |
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Hey, we could amalgamate existing titles.. like,
Incredibly Mixed-up Zombies Who Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
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Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Who Is Harry Kellerman And Who Could Kill A Child?
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"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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« Reply #88 on: November 26, 2009, 01:37:59 PM » |
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DEBBIE DOES THE LIVING DEAD
GHOULS IN THE GARAGE
BRUCE CAMPBELL'S BIG ADVENTURE
BRAIN EATING BEAUTY QUEENS
NIGHT OF THE LESBIAN DEAD
NICK THE VAMPIRE SLAYER VS. THE GAY VAMPIRE WITCH (a.k.a Twilight)
SPONGEBOB'S S&M PARTY
LLOYD KAUFMAN'S GREATEST HITS VOL. 1
THE BRAIN EATING BRAINS FROM NEXT DOOR
INCEST : A LOVE STORY
ATTACT OF THE ATOMIC ASPARAGUS
DOROTHY DOES MUNCHKINLAND
HELLO KITTY'S KILLING SPREE
THE MUPPETS VS. THE EVIL DEAD
A BILLION BAD MOVIES : The Will Smith Story
Michael Bay Presents THE EVIL DEAD
LLOYD KAUFMAN'S CHRISTMAS WISH
ALL IN THE FAMILY : The Mckenzie Phillips Story
SHIA LEBOUF'S BIG ADVENTURE
LITTLE PRINCESS 3 : Escape From Polanski's Castle
ROSIE O'DONNELL'S SEX TAPE
HERCULES VS. THE HULK
REVENGE OF THE RADIOACTIVE RATS
HILLBILLY HOLIDAY SPECIAL
SATANIC SEX DROIDS FROM SATURN
This List Could Keep Going And Going And Going!
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« Reply #89 on: November 26, 2009, 01:45:54 PM » |
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night of the evil death sucking monsters from the 10th planet that killed my friends and family!
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