THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM BAD MOVIES.

[pennywise37]

of if you are a Roger Corman movie save money while adding Scenes from other movies.  the same car crash over and over or in the Poe films and even Transylvania Twist (1990) the same shot of the castle right next to the ocean

[jimpickens]

Bigfoot does not appreciate it when you pee on him learnt this from Night of the Demon.

[LilCerberus]

The classic Colt 1911 comes in ambidextrous for that two gunned vigilante, & comes with a dozen extra magazines, all of which can easily fit into a single pants pocket...

[Neville]

The classic Colt 1911 comes in ambidextrous for that two gunned vigilante, & comes with a dozen extra magazines, all of which can easily fit into a single pants pocket...

Been rewatching "Last Man Standing", right? They address this at one point... sort of. We get to see Bruce Willis in his hotel room filling magazine after magazine.

[Gabriel Knight]

It helps to watch a really bad movie with others. I speak from experience, I watched Gymkata in the theatre (full house).

I can only imagine the general reaction in the theater of the infamous top-down view of Cabot's junk during his handstand walk down a flight of stairs. 

Most peeps in that audience went "Ewww" to that as well as the scene where the guy in a cloak turns around showing his naked backside to everyone. 

I'm still trying to figure out that particular scene. To think I discovered that gem by reading the reviews in this very same site.

[LilCerberus]

^There was a similar scene at the beginning of Deathsport (1978) that had me muttering, "really didn't need to see that!"^

[zelmo73]

^There was a similar scene at the beginning of Deathsport (1978) that had me muttering, "really didn't need to see that!"^

Don't forget "Bleacher Guy" at the very end of Teen Wolf (1985). 

[jimpickens]

If I'm in a situation where a commando team led by Megan Fox comes to save me I'll stay with the terrorist because they know what they are doing as in I won't get eaten by a lion.

[Trevor]

It helps to watch a really bad movie with others. I speak from experience, I watched Gymkata in the theatre (full house).

I can only imagine the general reaction in the theater of the infamous top-down view of Cabot's junk during his handstand walk down a flight of stairs. 

Most peeps in that audience went "Ewww" to that as well as the scene where the guy in a cloak turns around showing his naked backside to everyone. 

I'm still trying to figure out that particular scene. To think I discovered that gem by reading the reviews in this very same site.

At the beginning of Kurt Thomas' training, he can barely walk up one stair, in the middle of it he gets halfway up and at the end of his training he gets all the way up and his gentlemen's sausage  gets some air 

[Allhallowsday]

I learned from GYMKATA that as bad as a movie idea is, its realization can be far worse.  If not a winner, a weiner.  

 

[LilCerberus]

Well, I mentioned the situation with my cable package on another thread, & the Comet channel hasn't been playing as many movies lately unless it's some sort of emo mess set to a sci-fi back ground that would be better suited for the LifeTime network, so I've been watching a lot of westerns on GRIT!.....

That said.....

The older the movie, the bigger the hats....

All revolvers automatically eject spent cartridges (They're always shown loading them, but never unloading them)....

Hair trigger is a good thing (Believe me, you do not want that)....

A Colt of 1873 or older is far superior to a Schofield or a Merwin & Hulbert....

Injuns: They either wear shirts or pants or neither, but never both....

[Trevor]

I learned from GYMKATA that as bad as a movie idea is, its realization can be far worse.  If not a winner, a weiner.  

 

That's what executives at a film company realized that because of its' badness, Gymkaka is quite sought after and they released it on DVD. Odd thing: my DVD is locally sourced and it is Region 1 and the disc says Made In Mexico. 

[pacman000]

The older the movie, the bigger the bats....



Source: https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Van_Gogh_-_Die_Fledermaus.jpeg

[LilCerberus]

When scuba diving, one can still talk on an invisible radio with a regulator jammed in their mouth.....

[pennywise37]

deathsport  (1978) terrible movie but  the version i watched was cut as i taped it off tv years and years ago.

drinking yellow toxic waste will turn you into a zombie my source?  Redneck Zombies (1990) i watched a snob video of that and holy mother of god is that movie awful.