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pacman000
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« Reply #180 on: October 10, 2020, 03:29:50 PM »

Computers are explosive.

In an Irwin Allen production, they're highly explosive.
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« Reply #181 on: October 20, 2020, 01:02:46 AM »

When an aircraft and spaceships crash lands it never dawns on the pilot to use the landing gear or to try to veer it away from the large body of water.
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« Reply #182 on: October 20, 2020, 01:34:59 PM »

When an aircraft and spaceships crash lands it never dawns on the pilot to use the landing gear or to try to veer it away from the large body of water.
If you cannot a full-sized spaceship set, make sure the script says the pilot crashes into the ocean. Same goes for airplanes, hovercars, zeppelins, etc.
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« Reply #183 on: October 23, 2020, 12:02:50 AM »

Or use a plastic model bought at short notice at a toy store.
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pacman000
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« Reply #184 on: October 29, 2020, 04:22:09 PM »

People in Transylvania speak with British accents.
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« Reply #185 on: October 30, 2020, 02:03:25 AM »

From the Howling if have two rifles of the same caliber use one to bar the gate don't ask your savior who just bought a box of silver bullets to lend you some ammo just let him do all the fighting.
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« Reply #186 on: November 02, 2020, 11:54:40 AM »

I've learned that some bad movies don't have all their cars explode when they crash.  Just some of them.  This tells me they ran out of  money to pay for that good old fashioned element called "Explodium".  Apparently, it can be costly if only 2 of your 40 cars that crash explode.
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« Reply #187 on: November 02, 2020, 12:03:54 PM »

Everyone in a B movie has a fire poker...even if they don't have a fireplace.
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« Reply #188 on: November 02, 2020, 12:22:41 PM »

Stay away from water. Even a puddle will have some lethal creature or be a portal to another dimension.
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« Reply #189 on: November 02, 2020, 12:34:37 PM »

Scientists and engineers generally lack a moral code or conscience, so they will experiment with anything just to see what will happen.
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« Reply #190 on: November 02, 2020, 12:36:26 PM »

Scientists and engineers generally lack a moral code or conscience, so they will experiment with anything just to see what will happen.

That is because we are soulless.
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« Reply #191 on: November 02, 2020, 01:21:31 PM »

When an aircraft and spaceships crash lands it never dawns on the pilot to use the landing gear or to try to veer it away from the large body of water.
If you cannot a full-sized spaceship set, make sure the script says the pilot crashes into the ocean. Same goes for airplanes, hovercars, zeppelins, etc.

Also, helicopters always crash behind a hill.
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« Reply #192 on: November 03, 2020, 02:03:08 AM »

When an aircraft and spaceships crash lands it never dawns on the pilot to use the landing gear or to try to veer it away from the large body of water.
If you cannot a full-sized spaceship set, make sure the script says the pilot crashes into the ocean. Same goes for airplanes, hovercars, zeppelins, etc.

Also, helicopters always crash behind a hill.

Unless they are attacked by tomatoes.
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« Reply #193 on: November 12, 2020, 03:26:07 PM »

When an aircraft and spaceships crash lands it never dawns on the pilot to use the landing gear or to try to veer it away from the large body of water.
If you cannot a full-sized spaceship set, make sure the script says the pilot crashes into the ocean. Same goes for airplanes, hovercars, zeppelins, etc.

Also, helicopters always crash behind a hill.
And their blades don't fly off in ten different directions. They're instantly destroyed in the wreck & pose no danger to anyone.
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pacman000
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« Reply #194 on: November 12, 2020, 03:32:16 PM »

American alligators are native to India, Africa, & Australia.
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