THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM BAD MOVIES.

[pacman000]

Computers are explosive.

In an Irwin Allen production, they're highly explosive.

[jimpickens]

When an aircraft and spaceships crash lands it never dawns on the pilot to use the landing gear or to try to veer it away from the large body of water.

[pacman000]

When an aircraft and spaceships crash lands it never dawns on the pilot to use the landing gear or to try to veer it away from the large body of water.

If you cannot a full-sized spaceship set, make sure the script says the pilot crashes into the ocean. Same goes for airplanes, hovercars, zeppelins, etc.

[jimpickens]

Or use a plastic model bought at short notice at a toy store.

[pacman000]

People in Transylvania speak with British accents.

[jimpickens]

From the Howling if have two rifles of the same caliber use one to bar the gate don't ask your savior who just bought a box of silver bullets to lend you some ammo just let him do all the fighting.

[kornula]

I've learned that some bad movies don't have all their cars explode when they crash.  Just some of them.  This tells me they ran out of  money to pay for that good old fashioned element called "Explodium".  Apparently, it can be costly if only 2 of your 40 cars that crash explode.

[kornula]

Everyone in a B movie has a fire poker...even if they don't have a fireplace.

[Alex]

Stay away from water. Even a puddle will have some lethal creature or be a portal to another dimension.

[Ted C]

Scientists and engineers generally lack a moral code or conscience, so they will experiment with anything just to see what will happen.

[Alex]

Scientists and engineers generally lack a moral code or conscience, so they will experiment with anything just to see what will happen.

That is because we are soulless.

[Neville]

When an aircraft and spaceships crash lands it never dawns on the pilot to use the landing gear or to try to veer it away from the large body of water.

If you cannot a full-sized spaceship set, make sure the script says the pilot crashes into the ocean. Same goes for airplanes, hovercars, zeppelins, etc.

Also, helicopters always crash behind a hill.

[Dr. Whom]

When an aircraft and spaceships crash lands it never dawns on the pilot to use the landing gear or to try to veer it away from the large body of water.

If you cannot a full-sized spaceship set, make sure the script says the pilot crashes into the ocean. Same goes for airplanes, hovercars, zeppelins, etc.

Also, helicopters always crash behind a hill.

Unless they are attacked by tomatoes.

[pacman000]

When an aircraft and spaceships crash lands it never dawns on the pilot to use the landing gear or to try to veer it away from the large body of water.

If you cannot a full-sized spaceship set, make sure the script says the pilot crashes into the ocean. Same goes for airplanes, hovercars, zeppelins, etc.

Also, helicopters always crash behind a hill.

And their blades don't fly off in ten different directions. They're instantly destroyed in the wreck & pose no danger to anyone.

[pacman000]

American alligators are native to India, Africa, & Australia.