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« Reply #225 on: September 14, 2021, 05:07:59 AM »

When hunting a man-eating black leopard it makes sense to
bring extra boxes of ammo
gun oil and a cleaning kit
a good scope preferably one that is illuminated for night hunting
and it's probably not smart to invite guests unless you intend to use them for bait
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Dr. Whom
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Cthulhu for president! Why choose the lesser evil?


« Reply #226 on: September 21, 2021, 03:43:29 PM »

A disembodied head can talk, even when there are no lungs or anything else to produce an airstream.
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
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« Reply #227 on: September 21, 2021, 05:22:25 PM »

A disembodied head can talk, even when there are no lungs or anything else to produce an airstream.

Zardoz?
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« Reply #228 on: September 22, 2021, 12:55:53 AM »

Actually, The Brain That Refused To Die
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
LilCerberus
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Ralphie's back, and this time he's mad!


« Reply #229 on: September 22, 2021, 02:55:47 PM »

Gee, I would've thought Highlander 3, or Re-Animator.....
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« Reply #230 on: October 09, 2021, 05:32:57 AM »

From Power Rangers: small US towns contain a surprising amount of gold
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
LilCerberus
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Ralphie's back, and this time he's mad!


« Reply #231 on: October 17, 2021, 06:59:55 PM »

Stripes, Iron eagle, Fire Fox, etc.....
You can run off with an expensive piece of US military equipment & take it for a joyride without facing charges of treason, then stage an unprovoked attack on a Russian military base, run off with an expensive piece of Soviet military equipment, & make a b-line straight back to a hero's welcome in the US with absolutely no concerns about setting off world war 3, 'cause, y'know, we're, like, the good guys.......
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« Reply #232 on: October 27, 2021, 01:36:52 PM »

A dog is smarter than the average thug/thief/murderer, etc. Also, a dog barking or growling works as legal testimony.
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« Reply #233 on: April 12, 2022, 08:19:43 PM »

how easy it is to spot the villain disguised as someone like a police officer and the lead not know it's him until it's too late that's done so often in film to quite The Cinema Snob from an old episode from i think (2007)  i've seen that in films more than i've seen my own reflection
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« Reply #234 on: April 13, 2022, 01:15:59 AM »

Anyone who says can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs is about to try and kill you.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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Ralphie's back, and this time he's mad!


« Reply #235 on: April 15, 2022, 03:34:48 PM »

After the apocalypse, food & gasoline will be in demand, but their won't be any shortage of hairspray.
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« Reply #236 on: May 30, 2022, 02:51:46 PM »

From Terminal Island: you can't look tough and chew a carrot at the same time.
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"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #237 on: May 30, 2022, 03:05:07 PM »

If a monarch is willing to send a fully armed battalion to kill your friends and family, he may not really love you.
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« Reply #238 on: May 30, 2022, 04:42:15 PM »

Never run to a car to escape. It won't start.
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It's root beer & a candy cigar!


« Reply #239 on: June 01, 2022, 09:29:41 AM »

If you create a lifeform, don't treat it like a slave or an experiment.

If you're exploring a strange planet, & someone gets infected by something, DO NOT let them back on your space ship.
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