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Top 100 Worst Kids Movies

Started by InformationGeek, June 04, 2009, 06:27:11 PM

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Doggett

Quote from: InformationGeek on June 10, 2009, 06:45:04 AM
28. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3

What was the directing thinking?  Wait!  I got an idea.  He thought, "Need more money!  I know!  I'll make a half assed TMNT movie.  None of the kids will even be able to understand how bad it is!"

To this day I have still never seen the end of it.
It's a shame, I really likes the second one.

I wanted Krang to turn up and explian why he was in some dudes underwear...I always wondered that when watching the show.
                                             

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Psycho Circus

Quote from: doggett on June 10, 2009, 12:10:28 PM
I wanted Krang to turn up and explian why he was in some dudes underwear...I always wondered that when watching the show.

I think that was the least of his concerns.  :tongueout:

Nukie 2

29. Babies Day Out
Incredibly boring, just like Home Alone 2 but really stupid! The criminals kept letting a baby ran away from them!

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Jim H

Quote from: doggett on June 10, 2009, 12:10:28 PM
Quote from: InformationGeek on June 10, 2009, 06:45:04 AM
28. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3

What was the directing thinking?  Wait!  I got an idea.  He thought, "Need more money!  I know!  I'll make a half assed TMNT movie.  None of the kids will even be able to understand how bad it is!"

To this day I have still never seen the end of it.
It's a shame, I really likes the second one.

I wanted Krang to turn up and explian why he was in some dudes underwear...I always wondered that when watching the show.

I approve of the vicious review the AVGN gave it.

http://www.screwattack.com/AVGN/Extras/TMNT3pt1
http://www.screwattack.com/AVGN/2007/TMNT3Movie2

Long, but way more entertaining than the actual film.  It's one of the "bad nostalgia" moments for me, when something I loved became utter garbage.  It's one of the first movies I can remember hating, at the age of 9.

InformationGeek

30. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2

My God, one of the worst films of all time.  Ranked at number 5 on IMBD's list and it has always been in bottom 10 since forever.  HORRIBLE and still there is another sequel in the works!  We must find the director and stop him!
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Jim H

Quote from: InformationGeek on June 11, 2009, 09:22:25 AM
30. SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2

My God, one of the worst films of all time.  Ranked at number 5 on IMBD's list and it has always been in bottom 10 since forever.  HORRIBLE and still there is another sequel in the works!  We must find the director and stop him!

He's dead.  Well, the director of the second one is.  That would be one Bob Clark, who somehow went from making A Christmas Story, one of the best family movies ever made, to Baby Geniuses - both of them.  He also made the original Black Christmas, a horror classic and archetype of the Slasher genre. 

I don't get it either.

InformationGeek

31. Batman & Robin

The movie that almost ruined the entire Batman franchise.  Darn this movie to heck.
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Olivia Bauer

32)  Howard The Duck



.................it's bad.........

InformationGeek

33. North

There is no reason to explain if you seen the movie.
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Raffine

34. THE MAGIC LAND OF MOTHER GOOSE (1967)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uLIu_TiYwg

Who better to produce and direct one of the most painful kiddie flicks than that ol' gore master himself, Herschell Gordon Lewis? Basically filmed bad theater, this looks like it was made around 1910.

Best scene has Merlin roasting the wicked witch alive - turning her into a skeleton with flames shooting out of its skeleton crotch!



Thanks to The Burgomaster for making me realize the well of undiscovered truly bad films not only never runs dry, it apparently goes all the way down to hell.
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36. American Tail 2: Fievel Goes West

Ever scene this one?  Wasn't that good, but it still succeed at ripping my heart though.
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37. Raggedy Ann & Andy: A Musical Adventure

In today's world, this movie would be way too insane, crazy, and creepy for any little kid.
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Quote from: Flu-Bird on June 21, 2009, 02:39:32 PM
Those stupid AIR BUD movies i mean if the first wasnt bad enough the sequils wwre far worse and disneys remake of its classics INCREDIBLE JOURNEY and THAT DARN CAT i mean this is what they mean by STUPID PET TRICKS and the awful remake of AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 DAYS and HOOT i mean its outragious a movie would teach kids its okay to break the law and commit crimes in the name of the enviroment

Let's see here then:
38. Air Bud (Let's just take one from the series)
39. Stupid Pet Tricks
40. Around the World in 80 Days
41. Hoot
Is this right then Flu-Bird?

42. Super Mario Bros. Movie

I mean, really.  This movie was targeted at the kids, since they would have played the video game and probably would have wanted to see it.
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