Top 100 Worst Kids Movies

[InformationGeek]

43. Doogal

Considered to be the worst ever animated movie made.

[Leah]

"There goes a_" rip-offs

[retrorussell]

Okay, Ferngully is #44..

45. Problem Child.  I really hated this movie.  Max Cady liked it though..

[ulthar]

46. POCAHONTAS

Most of Disney's animations are based on fiction, so creative license is permitted.  Re-writing history should NOT be permitted.  I mean, someday, the children who watched that crap are probably going to have to take a history test.

Pocahontas did NOT MARRY JOHN SMITH!!  

Plus, I guess the whole "kidnap Pocahontas and hold her hostage for a year to get your tribe to give us what we want" was not good for a kid's movie, so why even bother touching this story if you have to change it so much?

From the first moments, I hated this "red man good, peaceful, white man bad, evil" propaganda.  Both sides had pluses and flaws, but that's not the point.

[InformationGeek]

47. Merlin's Shop of Mystical Wonders

Kid's movie my butt.  This line from Tom about Merlin sums up the movie quite well:

Tom: [As Merlin] Yes it's my mission to release evil and gradually recover it, following the deaths of many innocent people.

Yes, a great film for all ages!  People dying, cats burning up, evil demonic toys, and so much more!

[JPickettIII]

Everyone is always doing a top 100 list, so I figured I get in on the fun!

Anyways, this list has been a long time coming.  Any movie that was made for kids, whether live action or animation, whether the movie came out this year or came out 30 years ago, any movie that is considered a kids or younger audience movie that you thought was bad, horrible, terrible, or similar adjectives can go on this list.

I'll kick it off with this:

1. Home Alone 4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ctYUzLUXO9M

That looks absolutely stupid.

[ChaosTheory]

48.  Happy Feet.   I don't care if it won an Oscar, it's horrendous.  Preachy, full of trend-casting, and barely even had a story.

35. HOLES

Really?  I thought that one was pretty good, at least compared to what else is on this list.  Different strokes, I guess.

[JPickettIII]

48.  Happy Feet.   I don't care if it won an Oscar, it's horrendous.  Preachy, full of trend-casting, and barely even had a story.

35. HOLES

Really?  I thought that one was pretty good, at least compared to what else is on this list.  Different strokes, I guess.

Happy Feet was so stupid.

[retrorussell]

49. The New Adventures Of Pippi Longstocking (1988)

[The Gravekeeper]

50. Star Wars: Episode 1. Kinda fails because it was too immature and shallow for adults but didn't quite appeal to a lot of kids either because of all the political bits. Also serves as a prime example of why trying to appeal to as many demographics as possible is generally a bad idea.

[InformationGeek]

51. The Legend of the Titanic

It was hard to pick between this movie and its sequel because they suck so badly.  While the sequel had some of the worst plot aspects and musical numbers I have ever seen before in a movie, the original one I just had to go with.  The way the film treats the history of the Titanic is what was the most offensive and made it in reality the worst of the two films.

[ChaosTheory]

51. The Legend of the Titanic

It was hard to pick between this movie and its sequel because they suck so badly.  While the sequel had some of the worst plot aspects and musical numbers I have ever seen before in a movie, the original one I just had to go with.  The way the film treats the history of the Titanic is what was the most offensive and made it in reality the worst of the two films.

That movie has to be seen to be believed.  There's a whole other animated Titanic movie, I think it's called Titanic: the Legend Goes On, that's about as bad (although at least it doesn't completely ignore history)

52.  Sandlot 2
Just so asinine, a slap in the face to those of us who grew up with the first one.

[InformationGeek]

51. The Legend of the Titanic

It was hard to pick between this movie and its sequel because they suck so badly.  While the sequel had some of the worst plot aspects and musical numbers I have ever seen before in a movie, the original one I just had to go with.  The way the film treats the history of the Titanic is what was the most offensive and made it in reality the worst of the two films.

That movie has to be seen to be believed.  There's a whole other animated Titanic movie, I think it's called Titanic: the Legend Goes On, that's about as bad (although at least it doesn't completely ignore history)

Ah yes, the legend goes on.  It goes on straight into the crapper.  That movie just stinks to high heaven and man, does it leave a bad taste in your mouth after watching it.  However, like you said, it was a bit better in the history department compared to the Legend of the Titanic.

[zombie no.one]

53.

[Nukie 2]

Another Pixar ripoff by the Brazilian company Video Brinquedo, this one of Ratatouille.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkvAcZoZBEY
Marvel at how the customers at Ratatoing for 9 minuets talk about how great the food and the restaurant is without saying why.
"MmMmmM, the food is great would you agree?"
"Oh yes I agree-- how great it is!"
"Yes, it is really great!"