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RCMerchant

#60
June 16, 2009, 07:04:09 PM
'f**k You!"

Why does Tor obey Bela?
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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AndyC

#61
June 16, 2009, 07:07:07 PM
Because Bela always gets the chicks.

How many roads must a man walk down?
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"Join me in the abyss of savings."

JJ80

#62
June 16, 2009, 07:22:27 PM
As many as it takes to break in his new shoes.

Do mad scientist have a trade union that they can join?
There are few things more beautiful than a sporting montage with a soft-rock soundtrack

Derf

#63
June 16, 2009, 08:13:26 PM
Yes, the Triumphant Evil Scientist Labowners Association (T.E.S.L.A.).

How do I love thee?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

WingedSerpent

#64
June 16, 2009, 08:32:58 PM
You don't.  Sniff..nobody loves me...sniff.

Is it time to enact plan #4165 Code name: Aardvark ninja?
At least, that's what Gary Busey told me...

AndyC

#65
June 16, 2009, 09:11:40 PM
We did that last week. Didn't you get the memo?

If a train leaves San Diego heading east at 60mph, and a rocket leaves Cape Canaveral heading up at roughly the speed of sound, and an old man shuffles half a buttcheek to the left on a park bench to make room for Mickey Dolenz, how many olives can you fit in a five-gallon gas can if you first fill it halfway with sour cream?
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Derf

#66
June 16, 2009, 09:23:20 PM
Taking into account the drag coefficient of the tracks, the high humidity levels at Cape Canaveral, and the heat caused by the friction of the old man's pants (they were corduroys), I'd have to say you could fit zero olives in the gas can because I ate them all. Mwahahaha.

Are you talkin' to me?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

AndyC

#67
June 16, 2009, 09:39:02 PM
No, there's somebody else here, so I'm not necessarily talking to you.

Should a gentleman offer a lady a Tiparillo?
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Raffine

#68
June 16, 2009, 10:00:49 PM
Only if she is smokin'.



Who's pig is that?
If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.

Allhallowsday

#69
June 16, 2009, 11:44:47 PM
That's no pig, that's my date. 

Why oh why do we have to die?
If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!

hellbilly

#70
June 17, 2009, 01:11:04 AM
So we can join the spirits in the sky.

Is it unhealthy to drink hot iced tea?

Jack

#71
June 17, 2009, 06:29:53 AM
Pretty much everything is unhealthy these days.

What is the meaning of life?
The world is changed by your example, not by your opinion.

- Paulo Coelho

Trevor

#72
June 17, 2009, 06:36:41 AM
Quote from: Jack on June 17, 2009, 06:29:53 AM
What is the meaning of life?

Comfortable shoes and clean underpants.  :wink:

What is Clint Eastwood's newest film Invictus about? Not about rugby, surely?
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

AndyC

#73
June 17, 2009, 06:38:12 AM
It's a biopic of Invictus Q. Smedley, inventer of the pop-up relish dispenser.

When will the madness end?
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Mr. DS

#74
June 17, 2009, 07:53:16 AM
When Chuck Norris says it ends.

Why does Linneau Quiqley always appear nude in her movies?
DarkSider's Realm
http://darksidersrealm.blogspot.com/

"You think the honey badger cares?  It doesn't give a sh*t."  Randall
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