Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer...

Rev. Powell · July 11, 2009, 03:01:41 PM

I have no way of knowing what you mean by that question.

How can Troma make movies on such minuscule budgets?

Javakoala · July 11, 2009, 03:14:46 PM

Because their brains are the same size as their budgets.

How many Andy Milligan movies can a person watch in a row before their head explodes?

Rev. Powell · July 11, 2009, 03:38:45 PM

Quote from: Javakoala on July 11, 2009, 03:14:46 PM
Because their brains are the same size as their budgets.

How many Andy Milligan movies can a person watch in a row before their head explodes?

I'm guessing the number of Andy Milligan movies Raffine has seen, minus one.

What would Walt Disney think if he was alive today?

AndyC · July 11, 2009, 06:35:39 PM

"Aggghhh! I'm frozen in a block of ice!"

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

Derf · July 11, 2009, 06:44:38 PM

Because I like to walk around dressed as a statue.

Why didn't Little Bunny Foo Foo get the hint from the Good Fairy and leave those poor field mice alone?

AndyC · July 11, 2009, 06:53:30 PM

Because, in the words of Mr. T, he was a foo.

Where have all the flowers gone?

Javakoala · July 11, 2009, 06:57:11 PM

*burp* What flowers?

Did Mulder ever learn the truth on "The X-Files"?

Derf · July 11, 2009, 07:37:46 PM

Yes, that only geeks watched the show, and they only wanted to see Scully in her underwear.

Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou, Romeo?

Sister Grace · July 11, 2009, 08:11:44 PM

Definitely not beneath my window.....

Do you have to be a mailman to qualify as "going postal"?

Derf · July 11, 2009, 08:46:21 PM

Only if you want the postal retirement plan.

Do you want me to turn this car around right now?

Javakoala · July 11, 2009, 10:35:18 PM

HELL, NO!!! I'm wanted in that state, so keep driving or I'll shoot.

Why don't actors get paid realistic wages and get paid a bonus if the film does well?

Jack · July 12, 2009, 06:41:55 AM

It's real hard to support a $2,000 a day cocaine habit on realistic wages.

Why do so many reviewers NOT mention if a movie has nudity in it?

Derf · July 12, 2009, 07:55:32 AM

Because you should watch Nymphoid Barbarian in Dinosaur Hell for the merits of its storytelling and cinematography, not just to see tatas.

Why do some jerks refer to mammary glands as "tatas"?

Rev. Powell · July 12, 2009, 11:59:13 AM

Because calling them "hooters" would be disrespectful to women.

Is this life real, or am I just dreaming it all?

Doggett · July 12, 2009, 12:00:45 PM

Some of it's real...but some of it is a nightmarish delusion...

What's a good magician name for me ?