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retrorussell

#630
May 22, 2010, 04:08:25 PM Last Edit: May 22, 2010, 04:13:00 PM by retrorussell
A law firm.

If Pac-Man eats up to 16 ghosts, 2 fruits, 240 dots AND 4 power pellets each maze, how does he get rid of it?  Is there a pac-toilet we don't know about?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AndyC

#631
May 22, 2010, 04:11:31 PM
Pac Man is a TARDIS in disguise.


Who put the dip in the dip-da-dip-da-dip?
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retrorussell

#632
May 22, 2010, 04:15:59 PM
These guys!


Why is Jack Palance so weird looking?
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Allhallowsday

#633
May 22, 2010, 11:22:55 PM
Quote from: retrorussell on May 22, 2010, 04:15:59 PM
Why is Jack Palance so weird looking?
After plummeting off of a precipice, PALANCE had every bone in his body, including all three ear bones, broken, and then was hideously scarred in the subsequent explosive and fiery automobile accident, aka car crash. 

You believe me don't you? 

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retrorussell

#634
May 23, 2010, 02:17:52 AM
Actually, he got his face pummelled in the boxing ring, then in WWII he barely ejected from a burning B-24 during a training flight and underwent massive reconstructive surgery.
Or so says Wikipedia..

What is the cause of 'morning wood'?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

claws

#635
May 23, 2010, 02:23:34 AM
Waking up in a forest.

Who punched you in the face?

retrorussell

#636
May 23, 2010, 02:53:15 AM
Me.  There was a bug on my nose.

Why does a sharpei's tail curl up so everyone can see its butthole?  Icky!
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Joe the Destroyer

#637
May 23, 2010, 05:04:27 PM
It's a status symbol amongst sharpei's.  Smaller butthole = harder to make your b***h = more respect in the yard.  It's a form of intimidation, like the dog is saying, "Thinking of making me your b***h?  Think again."

My question:
If Jesus could turn water into wine, what could he turn wine into? 

retrorussell

#638
May 23, 2010, 05:50:47 PM
p*ss

Why don't Mario and Princess Toadstool/Peach have any kids?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

AndyC

#639
May 23, 2010, 06:22:38 PM
Something's wrong with his plumbing.


Can anybody find me somebody to love?
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retrorussell

#640
May 24, 2010, 03:27:58 AM
Freddy Mercury's corpse.. if you're into that sort of thing.

Is Supertrain available on DVD?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

vukxfiles

#641
May 24, 2010, 03:51:47 AM
ask Google, we don't know every movie you can think of

Whay did I fall asleep these two last nights while watching Amazon Women on the Moon?

retrorussell

#642
May 24, 2010, 03:59:51 AM
'Cuz it's not really that good.. Kentucky Fried Movie is better.

Why does Frogger turn purple when he mounts a lady frog?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

JaseSF

#643
May 24, 2010, 01:15:55 PM
He's a chameleon in excited disguise.

Why can't aliens really be little green men?

"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

vukxfiles

#644
May 24, 2010, 01:35:42 PM
Because they are evolved from dolphins, which is why they are GRAY

Why do little children have to believe in Santa?
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