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Flangepart

#840
August 19, 2010, 08:36:30 AM
One word...SKEET!

where is the worm in a wormhole?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

JaseSF

#841
August 19, 2010, 12:42:20 PM
At the end of the Duniverse. (Oh sorry, that was bad wasn't it? :lookingup: :bouncegiggle:)

If Wendy's isn't fast food, what is it?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Derf

#842
August 19, 2010, 05:42:37 PM
Colon cleanser.



If a paper boy flings newspapers and a monkey flings poo, what does a Highland Fling?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

Flangepart

#843
August 24, 2010, 05:21:15 PM
Sheep.


Are Klingons really sticky?
"Aggressivlly eccentric, and proud of it!"

flackbait

#844
August 24, 2010, 10:41:29 PM
Only after certain occasions

Why can't I have more bourbon?

retrorussell

#845
August 24, 2010, 11:24:01 PM
Because the last time I let you have it it went all over my front.  :drink:

Genki desu ka?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

JaseSF

#846
August 25, 2010, 02:55:46 PM
Bless you!

How do they get the caramilk inside the Caramilk bar?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

Derf

#847
August 25, 2010, 08:19:03 PM
With tawdry promises of carnal (caramel?) pleasure.



What is the best time to pop a blister?
"They tap dance not, neither do they fart." --Greensleeves, on the Fig Men of the Imagination, in "Twice Upon a Time."

retrorussell

#848
August 25, 2010, 08:53:28 PM
When people are trying to eat.

If the world were flat, where would the edges be located?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."

Newt

#849
August 26, 2010, 06:24:08 AM
Just beyond the rim of the turtle shell.


Do androids dream of electric sheep?
"May I offer you a Peek Frean?" - Walter Bishop
"Thank you for appreciating my descent into deviant behavior, Mr. Reese." - Harold Finch

Trevor

#850
August 26, 2010, 06:58:53 AM
Quote from: Newt on August 26, 2010, 06:24:08 AM
Just beyond the rim of the turtle shell.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

Yes, but those dreams do not compute and they are usually bahhhhhhhd dreams.  :wink:

When am I going to go on leave? 1 October 2010 seems so far away.....
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

diamondwaspvenom

#851
October 01, 2010, 10:09:09 AM
Well, October 1st is here. Now's your time to shine.

Am I too young to fall in love?

JaseSF

#852
October 01, 2010, 05:47:09 PM
A fool only knows.

What's eating Gilbert Grape?
"This above all: To thine own self be true!"

flackbait

#853
October 01, 2010, 08:31:27 PM
A giant talking pastrami sandwhich!

Whats the terminal velocity of a badger?

retrorussell

#854
October 01, 2010, 08:38:19 PM
Depends how hard you kick it.

What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?
"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
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