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« Reply #1200 on: February 19, 2022, 11:45:29 PM »

My friend ate an entire set of Scrabble tiles.

His next trip to the bathroom could spell disaster!
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« Reply #1201 on: February 20, 2022, 12:22:36 AM »

What did George Washington say to his men before they get on their horses?


"Men, get on your horses"
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« Reply #1202 on: March 08, 2022, 08:21:49 AM »

I read an account of how during the siege of a castle the attackers managed to kill the Duke's eldest son using the only available ammunition, a serf's head, fired from a trebuchet.

It is the first recorded use of a serf-face to heir missile in history.
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« Reply #1203 on: March 09, 2022, 12:00:56 PM »

^ I don't know whether to laugh or sob at that one.  BounceGiggle  Bluesad

Why does Jesus enjoy washing dishes?
Because he can blow bubbles through his hands!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
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« Reply #1204 on: March 09, 2022, 12:48:17 PM »

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be bagels!
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!\" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)

Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?"
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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« Reply #1205 on: March 26, 2022, 12:36:09 AM »

What doesn't fit in your ass and buzz?

A Soviet made ass buzzer.
I have no clue why I find that so damn funny! BounceGiggle
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« Reply #1206 on: March 26, 2022, 07:12:06 AM »

I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for, but no one will give me a straight answer.
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« Reply #1207 on: March 26, 2022, 08:04:40 AM »

I keep asking what LGBTQ stands for, but no one will give me a straight answer.

 TeddyR TeddyR

Being one of those people, I can give you an answer  Wink
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« Reply #1208 on: March 26, 2022, 01:18:46 PM »

Decided to invest some money, so I've bought 55% of the shares in a vampire hunting business.

Now I am the main stakeholder.
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« Reply #1209 on: March 29, 2022, 03:43:55 PM »

Ego and superego walks into a bar. Bartender says I'm gonna need to see some ID.
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« Reply #1210 on: March 29, 2022, 07:12:52 PM »

There was a kidnapping in my classroom today!

Fortunately he woke up when the bell rang.
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« Reply #1211 on: March 29, 2022, 11:55:29 PM »

Decided to invest some money, so I've bought 55% of the shares in a vampire hunting business.

Now I am the main stakeholder.

That was painful  Wink
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« Reply #1212 on: March 29, 2022, 11:56:44 PM »

There was a kidnapping in my classroom today!

Fortunately he woke up when the bell rang.

Oy  Wink
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« Reply #1213 on: March 30, 2022, 12:56:40 AM »

The police have dusted Chris Rock's face.

They found Fresh Prints.
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« Reply #1214 on: March 30, 2022, 01:27:58 AM »

The police have dusted Chris Rock's face.

They found Fresh Prints.

 TeddyR TeddyR

Oy...........
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