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The truly terrible joke thread

Started by Trevor, March 01, 2010, 08:28:37 AM

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RCMerchant

 A catholic priest was among the passengers on a boat. The boat- for whatever reason, stars to sink!
"Save the children!" screams the captain.
"f**k the children!" hollars some low life.
"Is there time?" says the Father.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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MauriceNorton

It's annoying when you have to pay at the store, even though you've already said thank you.

RCMerchant

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A lab-racadabra-dor.
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
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Trevor

Quote from: RCMerchant on June 24, 2024, 08:05:39 AMWhat do you call a dog that can do magic?

A lab-racadabra-dor.

😂😂😂🐶
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

zombie no.one

what did chuck norris do when his parachute failed to open?

took it back for a refund.
please do not mock my potato.

indianasmith

What was the most famous baseball game in the Bible?

In the Big Inning, Cain struck out Abel and the serpent stole home.
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Alex

Bon Jovi really need to fire their driver.

It's been 40 years now and they are still only half way there.
I'll show you ruin
I'll show you heartbreak
I'll show you lonely
A sorrow in darkness

zombie no.one

#1312
Quote from: indianasmith on June 26, 2024, 03:07:08 PMArcheologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a

I honestly thought this was the start of a "...walk into a bar" joke that you'd copy+pasted incorrectly or something.  :bouncegiggle: 

edit - I was viewing in mobile mode, where that bit somehow looks like it's part of your main post... if I switch to desktop mode it's written under your username like it used to be on the old forum design
please do not mock my potato.

indianasmith

Did you know that singer Neil Diamond was originally named Neil Cole?


Apparently the pressure got to him. . .

 :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:
"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"

Trevor

Quote from: indianasmith on July 03, 2024, 10:19:17 PMDid you know that singer Neil Diamond was originally named Neil Cole?


Apparently the pressure got to him. . .

 :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:  :bouncegiggle:

Oy 😳😂😂😂😂😂😂
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

What has five toes but isn't your foot?

My foot 😳😂
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.