The truly terrible joke thread

[RCMerchant]

 A catholic priest was among the passengers on a boat. The boat- for whatever reason, stars to sink!
"Save the children!" screams the captain.
"f**k the children!" hollars some low life.
"Is there time?" says the Father.

[MauriceNorton]

It's annoying when you have to pay at the store, even though you've already said thank you.

[RCMerchant]

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A lab-racadabra-dor.

[Trevor]

What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A lab-racadabra-dor.

😂😂😂🐶

[zombie no.one]

what did chuck norris do when his parachute failed to open?

took it back for a refund.

[indianasmith]

What was the most famous baseball game in the Bible?

In the Big Inning, Cain struck out Abel and the serpent stole home.

[Alex]

Bon Jovi really need to fire their driver.

It's been 40 years now and they are still only half way there.

[zombie no.one]

Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a

I honestly thought this was the start of a "...walk into a bar" joke that you'd copy+pasted incorrectly or something.   

edit - I was viewing in mobile mode, where that bit somehow looks like it's part of your main post... if I switch to desktop mode it's written under your username like it used to be on the old forum design

[indianasmith]

Did you know that singer Neil Diamond was originally named Neil Cole?


Apparently the pressure got to him. . .

    

[Trevor]

Did you know that singer Neil Diamond was originally named Neil Cole?


Apparently the pressure got to him. . .

    

Oy 😳😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Trevor]

What has five toes but isn't your foot?

My foot 😳😂

[pacman000]

If you're not much of a conversationalist, just memorize the code for ELIZA. That's enough to convince most people you're listening.

[Leah]

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.
Yeti never complains about it.

[Trevor]

Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch.
Yeti never complains about it.

😁🤣😅😅😂🐢

[pacman000]

What's the difference between a monkey & an ape?

That's a long tale...