Ed, Ego and Superego
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« Reply #90 on: April 14, 2010, 02:10:02 PM » |
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Once a guy was down in an outhouse poking with a stick and digging around. His friend runs up and asks what he is doing. He Says "I dropped my coat in here". His friend says, man, your coat is ruins, we'll stop and get you another one on the way home. The first guy says "Thats great, but my sandwich was in the pocket."
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Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
Si Hoc Legere Scis Nimium Eruditionis Habes
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« Reply #91 on: April 14, 2010, 02:12:54 PM » |
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Why does Hitler have a pink car ?
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To drive with
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Silverlady
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« Reply #92 on: April 14, 2010, 02:39:37 PM » |
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How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? Just look for the sesame seed buns
What do you call a nervous cow? beef jerky
How do you get 99 old ladies to say "f..k" all at the same time? yell BINGO!
What do you call cheeze that's not yours? NACHO CHEEZE
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Hold onto your dreams ....
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El Misfit
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Hi there!
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« Reply #93 on: April 14, 2010, 03:35:25 PM » |
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which types of frogs can jump higher than a telephone pole? any, a telephone pole can't jump.
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yeah no.
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Raffine
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« Reply #94 on: April 14, 2010, 03:59:54 PM » |
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What's green and smells like bacon?
Kermit's finger.
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If you're an Andy Milligan fan there's no hope for you.
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zombie no.one
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Oookaay...
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« Reply #95 on: April 14, 2010, 05:08:40 PM » |
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I lost my watch the other day. I'd look for it, but I don't have the time.
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The Mandela Effect is a Mandela Effect
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
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« Reply #96 on: April 14, 2010, 05:39:37 PM » |
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What did the German sausage lover say after his trip to the bathroom?
"The wurst is passed."
(or did I already use that one?)
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"I shall smite you in the nostrils with a rod of iron, and wax your spleen with Efferdent!!"
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« Reply #97 on: April 14, 2010, 07:29:26 PM » |
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Knock Knock, Who's there? I'm a carrot  |
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« Reply #98 on: April 14, 2010, 07:33:03 PM » |
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Why does hitler have a pink telephone ?
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To telephone with.
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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El Misfit
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« Reply #99 on: April 14, 2010, 07:55:13 PM » |
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What's an aliens' best friend? his MEGA DEATH RAY!
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yeah no.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
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« Reply #100 on: April 14, 2010, 08:01:46 PM » |
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Why are there so many people named Jones in the phone book?
Because they all have telephones!
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
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Mr. DS
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Get this thread cleaned up or YOU'RE FIRED!!!
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« Reply #101 on: April 14, 2010, 08:03:01 PM » |
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What do you call a masturbating bull?
Beef Stroganoff
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« Reply #102 on: April 14, 2010, 08:06:44 PM » |
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There was a tree next to a house, the tree fell on the house. What happened ?
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Nothing because there was no house, HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
(I made that on up myself)
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Allhallowsday
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Either he's dead or my watch has stopped!
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« Reply #103 on: April 14, 2010, 08:32:51 PM » |
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Who's GREEN and SINGS...? FRANK SNOTRA!
Who's GREEN and SINGS ROCK 'n' ROLL?? ELVIS PARSLEY!
What's BLACK and WHITE and BLACK and WHITE and BLACK and WHITE...? A nun falling down the stairs.
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If you want to view paradise . . . simply look around and view it!
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El Misfit
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« Reply #104 on: April 14, 2010, 08:33:14 PM » |
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yeah no.
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