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« Reply #225 on: January 24, 2011, 05:51:28 PM »

*The Doctor knocks on your door*
You: "Who's there?"
The Doctor: "The Doctor!"
You: "Doctor Who?"
The Doctor: "Exactly!"
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« Reply #226 on: January 24, 2011, 06:52:19 PM »

*Disclaimer* If you laugh at this, you'll go to hell.  Buggedout TeddyR


A rabbi and a catholic priest are urinating in a bathroom in two seperate urinals. The rabbi looks over to the catholic priest and notices a nicotine patch on his dick. The rabbi asks: "Why is that on your dick? Shouldn't the patch go on your arm?"

The catholic priest answers: "I'm trying to cut down from three butts to one butt a day"

 BounceGiggle Buggedout
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« Reply #227 on: January 24, 2011, 07:23:24 PM »

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she misbehaved?    They left the plunger in the toilet.
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« Reply #228 on: January 24, 2011, 07:29:53 PM »

Why did the pervert cross the road?                His d!ck was stuck in the chicken.
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« Reply #229 on: January 24, 2011, 08:18:07 PM »

*Disclaimer* If you laugh at this, you'll go to hell.  Buggedout TeddyR


A rabbi and a catholic priest are urinating in a bathroom in two seperate urinals. The rabbi looks over to the catholic priest and notices a nicotine patch on his dick. The rabbi asks: "Why is that on your dick? Shouldn't the patch go on your arm?"

The catholic priest answers: "I'm trying to cut down from three butts to one butt a day"

 BounceGiggle Buggedout

i laughed, but i already knew i was going to hell.

what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob
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« Reply #230 on: January 24, 2011, 09:55:12 PM »

Mommy Mommy i dont like running around in a circle.    Shut up or i'll nail your other foot to the floor.
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« Reply #231 on: January 24, 2011, 10:00:03 PM »

Mommy Mommy i dont wanna go see grandma.    Shut up and keep digging.
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« Reply #232 on: January 24, 2011, 11:38:47 PM »

Mommy mommy I hate Daddy's guts!!

Shut up and eat what's on your plate!
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« Reply #233 on: January 25, 2011, 12:31:21 AM »

What do you call a woman who's left leg is longer than her right?
Ilene.

What if she is from the pacific rim?
Irene.

What do you call a guy with no arms no legs tacked to your wall?
Art.

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« Reply #234 on: January 25, 2011, 01:01:33 AM »

Mommy Mommy i dont like this spaghetti. Shut up or i will rip the veins out of your other arm.
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« Reply #235 on: January 25, 2011, 02:56:52 AM »

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along the prairie and heard a rumble in the distance. Tonto put his ear to the ground, a few seconds later he said " buffalo come Kemosabe". The Lone Ranger asked how he knew. Tonto said "head stuck to ground".
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« Reply #236 on: January 25, 2011, 03:08:50 AM »

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding along the prairie and heard a rumble in the distance. Tonto put his ear to the ground, a few seconds later he said " buffalo come Kemosabe". The Lone Ranger asked how he knew. Tonto said "head stuck to ground".

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« Reply #237 on: January 26, 2011, 01:48:23 AM »

What is the only thing that Chuck Norris can't break?

Justin Bieber's voice.  Twirling Wink
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« Reply #238 on: January 26, 2011, 08:53:15 AM »

What is the only thing that Chuck Norris can't break?

Justin Bieber's voice.  Twirling Wink

That joke was GOOD! What's it doing on THIS thread?!
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« Reply #239 on: January 31, 2011, 01:19:14 PM »

I grew up in a rather abusive family.  I remember one time I was in my bedroom and my mom came in all mad at me.  She threw me on the bed and started whipping me with whatever was handy.  Through the pain I realized, "She's whipping me with my own TOYS!."  Can you just see this woman Christmas shopping?

"Yeah, that'll hurt!"
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