The truly terrible joke thread

[ER]

Why did the stoner eat his math test?
(Because his classmate said it was a piece of cake.)

[Alex]

My friend promised he'd sing Whitesnake on karaoke with me but he lied.

So... Here I go again on my own.

[Leah]

What's blue and not heavy?
Light blue.

[VenomX73]

I have a hobby. I have the world's largest collection of sea shells.

I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen some of it.

[Zapranoth]

Where do mansplainers get their water?

From a well, actually.

[ER]

Why do snakes swim with their heads above water?

Because if they didn't, they'd drown.

[RCMerchant]

Why do snakes swim with their heads above water?

Because if they didn't, they'd drown.

That's a stupid joke! Why am I laughing my ass off?

[RCMerchant]

Hitler and a radio show producer are standing on top of a radio tower.
Hitler says " I want to do something to make people happy."
The radio guy says- "Jump."

[indianasmith]

Why did the Egyptians bury their kings in huge pyramids?


Because they were dead!

[RCMerchant]

How many morons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
3.
One to hold the light bulb and 2 to spin the ladder.

[ER]

Joke for a Klingon:

How many Romulans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to change the light bulb and one to blow up the ship afterward.

[pacman000]

What's Dracula's least-favorite song?

"Here Comes the Sun"

[RCMerchant]

A freind of mine said onions are the only food that can make you cry.
So I threw a coconut at him.

[RCMerchant]

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He saw his gas bill.

[RCMerchant]

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?

It depends on how hard you throw them.