Bad Movie Logo
"A website to the detriment of good film"
Custom Search
HOMEB-MOVIE REVIEWSREADER REVIEWSFORUMINTERVIEWSUPDATESABOUT
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
October 04, 2022, 10:04:01 PM
686183 Posts in 51898 Topics by 7299 Members
Latest Member: Frankvut
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Entertainment  |  Games  |  Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before! « previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 14 15 [16] 17 18 ... 20
Author Topic: Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before!  (Read 144099 times)
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1451
Posts: 10049


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #225 on: November 05, 2013, 01:26:19 PM »

Science's greatest achievement is convincing the world Australia actually exists.
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 1148
Posts: 9276


Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #226 on: November 05, 2013, 06:27:12 PM »

Luke.. if only you knew the power of boogers; then you and I could rule the rancid eggplant universe together, as Father and Piglet!
Logged

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1451
Posts: 10049


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #227 on: November 05, 2013, 07:53:40 PM »

The irony was stupendous: she'd turned her back for just a moment and now, to her child's mirth, yesterday's forty-dollar birthday cake lies half-eaten by a purloining Labrador named for the cake's flavor, chocolate.
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1451
Posts: 10049


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #228 on: November 06, 2013, 12:58:42 PM »

Shame is its own reward.
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1451
Posts: 10049


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #229 on: November 10, 2013, 10:48:40 AM »

In the year 2025, risking arrest, beatings, imprisonment and chemical "re-education", the Trans-Fat Lover's Club, deviant social rebels in a nation where marijuana was legal but whole milk was not, held an annual picnic in the catacomb of the chairman's suburban basement, amid the forbidden cookbooks of ages past, where all the windows were draped, the doors double-locked, and blood oaths of secrecy painstakingly uttered before they feasted til midnight on raw cheddar cheese, pepperoni pizza, old-fashioned potato chips, and three-layer chocolate chunk cake.
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1451
Posts: 10049


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #230 on: November 16, 2013, 11:23:03 PM »

Blathering potraggas, butten em hassen unna mack, unna mack, unna mack, etreve k'lasso.
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 1148
Posts: 9276


Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #231 on: November 17, 2013, 12:10:10 AM »

Quit spanking that invalid spider monkey's coccyx and get over here and help me defibrillate this toxic clam's eyeball!
Logged

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
indianasmith
Archeologist, Theologian, Elder Scrolls Addict, and a
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 2435
Posts: 14286


A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!


« Reply #232 on: November 17, 2013, 10:00:37 PM »

I think my mother's kidney stones are the Deity of this strange, alien culture.
Logged

"I'm always up for a little anarchy, as long as it's well-planned and carefully organized!"
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1451
Posts: 10049


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #233 on: November 19, 2013, 03:45:25 PM »

Under an age-grayed boardwalk built in better days by men long-dead, its bisected shade a solace against the July heat of the coast, the one-armed popcorn vendor took an interest in the outcome of the hula-hoop contest for girls under ten, while out to sea, unseen by all, the hard-drinking Russian model dove off the lecherous Yemeni's sailboat and swam toward the shore in the face of a riptide which pulled at her bikini bottom with tiny, insistent fingers, making her cuss but breaststroke with renewed determination to reach land before the next wave set her coughing again, aware the odds of her success were at best fifty-fifty, and that in dying too young the hopes pinned on her by her mother back in Novosibirsk would pass unfulfilled, and all the surgeries, the lessons in voice, in stride and demeanor, in makeup, all the little tricks to make her green eyes smolder, the black market mortgage itself that sent her to America, all would be moot if she drowned here off this second-rate vacation town, so she swam harder still and made some progress, swearing black revenge on the man on the sailboat, whose coke-whited laughter still carried over the choppy water, sizzling in her ears, leaving her to think I will kill him for this, I will, I will...
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 1148
Posts: 9276


Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #234 on: November 19, 2013, 06:46:00 PM »

The pinnacle of my life to this point has been the day when my elephantiasis grew to such epic size that it blocked out the sun and forced scientists to invent artificial skylight.
Logged

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1451
Posts: 10049


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #235 on: November 20, 2013, 02:10:03 PM »

"Do you suppose," he said, "that Yoda has a penis?"
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 1148
Posts: 9276


Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #236 on: November 20, 2013, 03:33:03 PM »

"Do you suppose," he said, "that Yoda has a penis?"
Not a day goes by that I don't wonder that myself..
Logged

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
Rev. Powell
Global Moderator
B-Movie Kraken
****

Karma: 2877
Posts: 24243


Click on that globe for 366 Weird Movies


WWW
« Reply #237 on: November 20, 2013, 03:42:28 PM »

Say what you will about crack-smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford, but you have to admit he has a mighty fine vagina.
Logged

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot.
ER
B-Movie Kraken
*****

Karma: 1451
Posts: 10049


The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #238 on: November 21, 2013, 03:57:38 PM »

The grizzled old prospector shouted, "There's gold in them there colons!"
Logged

What does not kill me makes me stranger.
retrorussell
In the town of Valentine Bluffs, there are many ways to die. Take your pick.
Frightening Fanatic of Horrible Cinema
****

Karma: 1148
Posts: 9276


Hanniger! I'll be waiting in HELL for you!


« Reply #239 on: November 21, 2013, 06:42:57 PM »

"Do you like the hat I'm wearing on my butt?  I special-ordered it from Myopic Milliner's, Inc. and felt that the shade of diseased snot would go well with the color of my sebacious cyst", Marianne Buttpimple said seductively.
Logged

"O the legend they say, on a Valentine's Day, is a curse that'll live on and on.."
Pages: 1 ... 14 15 [16] 17 18 ... 20
Badmovies.org Forum  |  Other Topics  |  Entertainment  |  Games  |  Make a sentence you're pretty sure no-one's said before! « previous next »
    Jump to:  


    RSS Feed Subscribe Subscribe by RSS
    Email Subscribe Subscribe by Email


    Popular Articles
    How To Find A Bad Movie

    The Champions of Justice

    Plan 9 from Outer Space

    Manos, The Hands of Fate

    Podcast: Todd the Convenience Store Clerk

    Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!

    Dragonball: The Magic Begins

    Cool As Ice

    The Educational Archives: Driver's Ed

    Godzilla vs. Monster Zero

    Do you have a zombie plan?

    FROM THE BADMOVIES.ORG ARCHIVES
    ImageThe Giant Claw - Slime drop

    Earth is visited by a GIANT ANTIMATTER SPACE BUZZARD! Gawk at the amazingly bad bird puppet, or chuckle over the silly dialog. This is one of the greatest b-movies ever made.

    Lesson Learned:
    • Osmosis: os·mo·sis (oz-mo'sis, os-) n., 1. When a bird eats something.

    Subscribe to Badmovies.org and get updates by email:

    HOME B-Movie Reviews Reader Reviews Forum Interviews TV Shows Advertising Information Sideshows Links Contact

    Badmovies.org is owned and operated by Andrew Borntreger. All original content is © 1998 - 2014 by its respective author(s). Image, video, and audio files are used in accordance with the Fair Use Law, and are property of the film copyright holders. You may freely link to any page (.html or .php) on this website, but reproduction in any other form must be authorized by the copyright holder.