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« Reply #15 on: March 17, 2020, 11:01:53 AM »

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« Reply #16 on: March 17, 2020, 11:14:29 AM »

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« Reply #17 on: March 17, 2020, 10:07:55 PM »

BOWIE didn't write this song, but it's the only one he didn't write on his best album Hunky Dory.  It's great advice. Fill your heart;  Fear is in your head. 

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« Reply #18 on: March 17, 2020, 10:40:04 PM »

Coronavirus Pandemic, day 16.
If anyone is still out there, I’m alive but struggling. Food is running low. Down to only 459 days worth. My hands are super sanitized and my butt is super clean. Down to 1599 rounds of ammo (dropped 1 round down the heat vent while doing daily inventory). Power still on, but for how long? Missing human interaction but I have my dogs.. for now.. (I'm soaking their food in BBQ sauce in an attempt to marinate them from the inside in case I have to eat them) . I fear dark days ahead. News is all bad. Neighbors have attempted to leap from windows to their death, (or near death... most have single story homes so they are badly bruised). Blew through most Netflix series so may have to rewatch some again..Basic Survival is a definite challenge. I vow to persevere to the end, I am a survivor! Please, if there is life out there, communicate with me to help preserve my sanity
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« Reply #19 on: March 18, 2020, 06:31:43 AM »

In order to help with social distancing it has been announced that Nickleback will be headlining every music festival in the world over the next year, thus ensuring that no one shows up.
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« Reply #20 on: March 18, 2020, 07:11:34 AM »

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« Reply #21 on: March 18, 2020, 10:42:04 AM »

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« Reply #22 on: March 18, 2020, 10:47:51 AM »

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« Reply #23 on: March 18, 2020, 10:49:19 AM »

In order to help with social distancing it has been announced that Nickleback will be headlining every music festival in the world over the next year, thus ensuring that no one shows up.
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« Reply #25 on: March 18, 2020, 11:03:29 AM »

who's this Qu'ran teen everyones talking about?
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« Reply #26 on: March 18, 2020, 11:24:55 AM »







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« Reply #27 on: March 18, 2020, 11:27:09 AM »

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« Reply #28 on: March 18, 2020, 12:02:53 PM »

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« Reply #29 on: March 18, 2020, 12:58:57 PM »

In around 9 months time health care services are going to be put to the test when all the babies resulting from self isolation turn up.

Doubtless in just over 12 years time these children will be known as the quarin-teenagers.
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