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Started by The Burgomaster, March 09, 2020, 11:57:46 AM

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RCMerchant

#75


I'd rather die!  :buggedout:
Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.


Alex

Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

Rev. Powell

I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

LilCerberus

I've always heard bum stories about V-A hospitals.....
This Covid ban on elective surgeries sounds a lot worse....
Leading me to wonder how the V-A is handling the Wuhan Flu & the current ban on elective surgeries...
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

chefzombie

they don't treat the wuhan flu, nobody does.
don't EVEN...EVER!

LilCerberus

thinking a mask will stop the corona virus is like thinking underpants will stop a fart.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 11:11:23 AM
thinking a mask will stop the corona virus is like thinking underpants will stop a fart.

A mask isn't intended to stop the virus, it's intended to statistically reduce transmissions by stopping the exhalation of droplets that contain the virus. This kind of joke might convince some people to act in ways contrary to public health.
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

Rev. Powell

My brother's an M.D. He posted this on Facebook:

"I took the brakes off my car.

The government says I have to have them, but that's an infringement on my constitutional rights!

Most experts say I need them, but I found one that didn't. I believe her. She's got a slick YouTube video.

People tell me it's dangerous to drive without brakes. Don't succumb to that fear! It's just what the government and the experts want you to think, so they can control you!

Freedom!"
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

RCMerchant

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

RCMerchant

#86
You have the right to kill yourself. You DON'T have the right to kill others.
I don't give a f**k- go ahead! Go to the bar, the church, the beach. I don't really give a f**k anymore. Kill each other. If I do die as a result I WILL come back as a ghost and haunt your dreams!

Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."
Slobber, Drool, Drip!
https://www.tumblr.com/ronmerchant

LilCerberus

Sheezh!
Very hard crowd here tonight!
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Rev. Powell

Quote from: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 01:44:35 PM
Sheezh!
Very hard crowd here tonight!

You gotta be funny...  :tongueout:
I'll take you places the hand of man has not yet set foot...

LilCerberus

Quote from: Rev. Powell on May 24, 2020, 02:57:13 PM
Quote from: LilCerberus on May 24, 2020, 01:44:35 PM
Sheezh!
Very hard crowd here tonight!

You gotta be funny...  :tongueout:

Either that, or somebody has to have a sense of humor.
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.