Create an AI generated bad movie story

[Dr. Whom]

Killer and Tomatoes

The tomatoes were ready. Martha was going to have her first killer tomato dish. She had been working on it for weeks, and it was finally going to be perfect. She had used the best tomatoes, the freshest ingredients, and she had put extra seasoning in it, just the way she liked it.



Sticking with the classics again. I don't think the AI understood the assignment

[claws]

Popcorn, Dracula

No one knows why, but the obsession with popcorn has become quite popular recently. The popping of the kernels, the buttery flavor, and the unique smell of the movie theater all seem to be irresistible to many people. And, of course, there's the added bonus of being able to eat the popcorn without having to munch on a movie theater-sized bag of candy. But there's one man who hates popcorn more than anyone else: Dracula. The vampire king hates the smell of popcorn, the sound of the kernels popping, and the sight of the buttery kernels being devoured. He especially hates the fact that popcorn is the perfect snack for movie theaters.

Lawnmower, Maniac

John was mowing his lawn on his trusty old lawnmower when something caught his eye. He saw a man walking down the street, and he just couldn't help but stare. The man was wearing a bright green suit, and he had the most beautiful smile. John had never seen someone look so beautiful, and he wondered why he hadn't noticed him before.

Piranha, Godzilla

In the Amazon, there is a creature that few people have ever seen. It is the piranha. These fierce fish are known for their razor sharp teeth and their ability to take down even the largest animals in the wild. One day, a group of scientists were exploring the Amazon, when they came across a group of piranhas. The piranhas were attacking a large fish, and the scientists were able to capture the scene on camera. The scientists were amazed at how quickly the piranhas were able to take down their prey. They soon learned that these fish were incredibly powerful, and they were even able to kill the largest animals in the Amazon. The scientists were also able to learn a lot about the piranhas, and they were able to name them after some of the most famous monsters in the world. The piranhas are known as Godzilla's favorite food in the Amazon, and they are also known for their razor sharp teeth.

[bob]

the son of the son of Dracula and zombies

I got a few gems from this

The son of the son of Dracula, who was also the grandson of the son of the son of a vampire, was no stranger to horror. As a child, he had often been left alone at night, and had learned to be afraid of the dark. But when he turned eighteen and learned that he was actually the grandson of the most feared vampire in history, he began to worry about what would happen to him when he became a vampire himself. For years he tried to find a way to stop the transformation, but to no avail. One night, while he was out drinking with some friends, he was bitten by a vampire. As the blood entered his body, he felt a strange warmth spreading throughout his body. He knew that he had become a vampire, and that he would now have to obey the same rules as his ancestors.


There was a knock at the door. It was hardly surprising, given that it was Halloween and the town was crawling with ghosts and goblins. But who could it be this time? His father, the son of the son of Dracula? Or was it the zombie apocalypse? Either way, Jonathan wasn't going to answer the door. He was too busy carving his jack-o-lantern.

Sam was the son of the son of Dracula. He knew this because his mother always told him so and he had a pretty good idea of who his father was, too. He had never met his father, but he had heard a lot about him. He knew that he was a powerful vampire and that he could turn people into zombies. Sam was pretty excited about this because he had always been a bit of a scaredy-cat.


No one knows who or what Dracula's son is, but many believe that he is a powerful and deadly vampire himself. Rumors say that he's even worse than his father, and that he commands legions of zombie servants to do his bidding. If true, then he is one of the most feared and dangerous vampires in history.

[claws]

AI not really trying

Cinnamon, Dolphin

Cinnamon is a spice that is often used in baking. It is also known as cassia. Cinnamon is popular because it has a strong flavor and can be used in a variety of dishes. Dolphin is a type of sea mammal that is often used in aquariums because of its playful nature.

Switchblade, Wizard of Oz

Growing up, Harry always loved the wizard of oz. The story of a man who used his wit and intelligence to defeat evil was something that appealed to him. So when he turned eighteen and was allowed to purchase a switchblade, he knew just the place to get one.

broken leg, Blueberry Pie

After wrestling the football all game, Tom's leg was broken in the final minutes of the game. Ironically, the blueberry pie his mom made for dessert was the only thing that could make the pain go away.

[bob]

alien and ham

It was a dark and stormy night, and Johnny was feeling a little lost. He had just finished work, and was looking for a place to go for dinner when he saw a light in the distance. He decided to investigate, and soon discovered that the light was coming from a UFO. Johnny was excited to meet the aliens, but was a little scared of what they might do to him. He decided to go up to the cockpit and see if he could talk to the aliens. He was surprised when he found that they were just a couple of friendly hamsters. They invited him inside the ship, and he was soon enjoying a meal with the aliens.

[Dr. Whom]

alien and ham

It was a dark and stormy night, and Johnny was feeling a little lost. He had just finished work, and was looking for a place to go for dinner when he saw a light in the distance. He decided to investigate, and soon discovered that the light was coming from a UFO. Johnny was excited to meet the aliens, but was a little scared of what they might do to him. He decided to go up to the cockpit and see if he could talk to the aliens. He was surprised when he found that they were just a couple of friendly hamsters. They invited him inside the ship, and he was soon enjoying a meal with the aliens.

It would seem that the AI thinks ham comes from hamsters