Invent a bad movie line

[Trevor]

Bad guy: "This is the ugliest thing I've ever seen."
Trevor: "Try looking in the mirror next time."

[lester1/2jr]

"this place reminds me of my ex wifes ass: too big and too crazy"

[ER]

"Since you got that stigmata I'd rather you didn't make me a sandwich."

[pacman000]

"Oh no! The corn husker is here!"

[pacman000]

"Hey! Put down that radish! It's radioactive! Everything here's radioactive! Contaminated!"

[zombie no.one]

"Look over there...'Ye Olde Cursed Haunted Abandoned Lunatic Asylum'... that seems like a good place to take cover for the night."

[Trini]

"I'm too drunk to fish and too wet to burn."

[Ticonderoga 64]

"It wasnt dead before.."

[pacman000]

Help! Somethin's goin' down in tha diner, & it involves a monster!

[Alex]

Of all of the things to demonically possess why the hell did they go with my spleen?

[Trini]

"You whore!"

[zombie no.one]

"Professor, if my calculations into the origin of the universe are correct, the big bang probably occurred on a Tuesday."

[Rev. Powell]

"I matriculated at the University of Badass Motherf**kers, where I flunked out of the class in not kicking your ass!"

[pacman000]

"Ouch! ...Ew! Gross!"

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing. I just slipped on some slime."

[WingedSerpent]

The Spidersaurus, Earth's most perfect predator, under MY command!