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Trevor
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« on: June 01, 2022, 10:34:26 AM »

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Trevor: "Try looking in the mirror next time."
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« Reply #1 on: June 01, 2022, 01:40:51 PM »

"this place reminds me of my ex wifes ass: too big and too crazy"
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)


« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2022, 05:41:19 PM »

"Since you got that stigmata I'd rather you didn't make me a sandwich."
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pacman000
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It's root beer & a candy cigar!


« Reply #3 on: June 01, 2022, 11:01:53 PM »

“Oh no! The corn husker is here!”
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pacman000
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It's root beer & a candy cigar!


« Reply #4 on: June 04, 2022, 02:56:17 PM »

“Hey! Put down that radish! It’s radioactive! Everything here’s radioactive! Contaminated!”
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zombie no.one
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Oookaay...


« Reply #5 on: June 04, 2022, 04:19:52 PM »

"Look over there...'Ye Olde Cursed Haunted Abandoned Lunatic Asylum'... that seems like a good place to take cover for the night."
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Trini
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« Reply #6 on: June 04, 2022, 09:52:31 PM »

"I'm too drunk to fish and too wet to burn."
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Ticonderoga 64
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« Reply #7 on: June 05, 2022, 02:19:05 PM »

"It wasnt dead before.."
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pacman000
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It's root beer & a candy cigar!


« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2022, 08:08:47 PM »

Help! Somethin’s goin’ down in tha diner, & it involves a monster!
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2022, 04:51:18 AM »

Of all of the things to demonically possess why the hell did they go with my spleen?
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2022, 01:40:59 PM »

"You whore!"
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zombie no.one
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Oookaay...


« Reply #11 on: June 07, 2022, 03:50:13 AM »

"Professor, if my calculations into the origin of the universe are correct, the big bang probably occurred on a Tuesday."
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« Reply #12 on: June 07, 2022, 09:52:15 AM »

"I matriculated at the University of Badass Motherf**kers, where I flunked out of the class in not kicking your ass!"
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pacman000
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It's root beer & a candy cigar!


« Reply #13 on: June 07, 2022, 06:19:13 PM »

“Ouch! ...Ew! Gross!“

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing. I just slipped on some slime.”
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WingedSerpent
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I AM THE BAD PHOTOSHOP EFFECT!


« Reply #14 on: June 09, 2022, 06:52:04 PM »

The Spidersaurus, Earth's most perfect predator, under MY command!
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