Invent a bad movie line

[pacman000]

Was this really my doing, or was it all up to the blind winds of fate, pure chance? Or are the winds of fate truly blind? Perhaps, I was predestined to this terror, & if I was predestined, why should you punish me, seeing I had no choice in the matter? Then again, if I were predestined to be a mad scientist, & my predestined goals turned out to be for evil instead of good, perhaps you were predestined to stop me & your predestined goal was to punish me?

[bob]

"Don't make Grandma bust a cap in your ass! "

[Trevor]

"Don't make Grandma bust a cap in your ass! "

[Trevor]

"It's not alive............... and we can't kill it!" 

[Ticonderoga 64]

"So she's a vampire slut, it still doesnt make her a bad person.."

[bob]

"I've got blood in my stool! Come look!"

[Trini]

Operation Snipe Hunt is now in full effect

[Alex]

You are telling me my dog created the universe?

[Ticonderoga 64]

"It's obvious that whoever murdered these victims is the killer.."

[LilCerberus]

See, that over there is the X-Bomb, and that right next to it is the Y-Bomb, and this one over here is the Because-Bomb, and right here is just an ordinary bomb, it doesn't do anything- well, aside from, uh, bomb things.....

[bob]

"Collect the monkey!"

[chainsaw midget]

"There's a Shriner up there killing people and it's up to us to stop him!" 

"Honey, You'll feel a lot better after you've had your breakfast and we've rewritten your memories." 

"There aren't supposed to be any polar bears in Kentucky!"

[bob]

"It's a bunny popsicle!"

[Trevor]

"Who just farted? It wasn't me, I'm alone." 

[lester1/2jr]

"I'm telling you for the last time: we do it my way or I walk away RIGHT NOW"