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Started by Trevor, June 01, 2022, 10:34:26 AM

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Trini

"So, I just got the test results back. I definitely have the AIDS. Anyway, wanna go get some brunch?"

bob

"You're gonna reach for a fart and be the best at it."
Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa, Villeneuve - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

ER

"But his legs won't let the trunk close, Johnny."
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

"....it was the milk, Ali, the miiiilllllk...."
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Trevor

"Keep on lookin' at me you're gonna see me kill you."  :buggedout:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

Trevor

Quote from: lester1/2jr on June 01, 2022, 01:40:51 PM
"this place reminds me of my ex wifes ass: too big and too crazy"

:teddyr: :teddyr:
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.

ER

"It was a one-horse town without a rider."
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

"A eunuch Navy SEAL is the perfect political candidate, Seymour!"
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

claws

"He was known as the boy who didn't cry wolf"
Is it October yet?

LilCerberus

"Just because we can't trust him doesn't mean he isn't useful to me."
"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
The world runs off money, even for those with a warped sense of what the world is.

Alex

I have a toasted cheese sandwich and I am not afraid to use it!
Hail to thyself
For I am my own master
I am my own god
I require no shepherd
For I am no sheep.

ER

"f**k your double-stuffed Oreos, just run!"
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

Dr. Whom

So it was the avocado all along
"Once you get past a certain threshold, everyone's problems are the same: fortifying your island and hiding the heat signature from your fusion reactor."

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! ... Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput.

ER

"I haven't seen a pair that pear-like since Peri left Doctor Who!"
What does not kill me makes me stranger.

ER

"It won't hurt. It won't hurt, it'll feel good."
What does not kill me makes me stranger.