Invent a bad movie line

[Trini]

"So, I just got the test results back. I definitely have the AIDS. Anyway, wanna go get some brunch?"

[bob]

"You're gonna reach for a fart and be the best at it."

[ER]

"But his legs won't let the trunk close, Johnny."

[ER]

"....it was the milk, Ali, the miiiilllllk...."

[Trevor]

"Keep on lookin' at me you're gonna see me kill you." 

[Trevor]

"this place reminds me of my ex wifes ass: too big and too crazy"

[ER]

"It was a one-horse town without a rider."

[ER]

"A eunuch Navy SEAL is the perfect political candidate, Seymour!"

[claws]

"He was known as the boy who didn't cry wolf"

[LilCerberus]

"Just because we can't trust him doesn't mean he isn't useful to me."

[Alex]

I have a toasted cheese sandwich and I am not afraid to use it!

[ER]

"f**k your double-stuffed Oreos, just run!"

[Dr. Whom]

So it was the avocado all along

[ER]

"I haven't seen a pair that pear-like since Peri left Doctor Who!"

[ER]

"It won't hurt. It won't hurt, it'll feel good."