Invent a bad movie line

[ER]

"It's called Dairy Queen for a reason, Reginald. Dairy Queen."

[Alex]

Their technology is based on living things, not electricity and mechanical things like ours! I tell you, it is a bomb. When that pimple bursts we are all going to die.

[ER]

"God, I said no."

[ER]

"Because no one would ever suspect a nun and a Girl Scout."

[ER]

"Welcome to Hell. These days it isn't that drastic of a change from what you're used to."

[indianasmith]

"I know I'm not the first girl to be reunited with her teenaged heartthrob that she met in a coal mine on Hitler's birthday, then lost him in a temporal vortex, only to find him again as a transgender inmate in a woman's prison!  Or maybe I am. . . "

[ER]

"It's a cologne that smells like Karl Marx."

[ER]

"Yes, yes, a rook through the eye, this is another victim of the Chess Club Hit Squad."

[bob]

"But I wipe my own ass and sometimes yours!"

[ER]

"Those vegetarian skinheads sure know how to surf!"

[Trevor]

"I know I'm not the first girl to be reunited with her teenaged heartthrob that she met in a coal mine on Hitler's birthday, then lost him in a temporal vortex, only to find him again as a transgender inmate in a woman's prison!  Or maybe I am. . . "

[Trevor]

"But I wipe my own ass and sometimes yours!"

Oy 

[bob]

"Damn it, George stop pooping in the urinal! You know only I'm allowed to do that!"

[bob]

"If you have to shave the tip of your dick,  you need to be making some kind of movies!"

[ER]

"Outlive them."