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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #75 on: April 24, 2023, 06:49:26 PM »
"It's called Dairy Queen for a reason, Reginald. Dairy Queen."
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Alex
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« Reply #76 on: April 25, 2023, 03:10:19 AM »
Their technology is based on living things, not electricity and mechanical things like ours! I tell you, it is a bomb. When that pimple bursts we are all going to die.
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #77 on: April 25, 2023, 04:19:51 PM »
"God, I said no."
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #78 on: April 26, 2023, 07:29:14 AM »
"Because no one would ever suspect a nun and a Girl Scout."
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #79 on: April 27, 2023, 02:40:28 PM »
"Welcome to Hell. These days it isn't that drastic of a change from what you're used to."
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indianasmith
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A good bad movie is like popcorn for the soul!
« Reply #80 on: April 27, 2023, 10:07:03 PM »
"I know I'm not the first girl to be reunited with her teenaged heartthrob that she met in a coal mine on Hitler's birthday, then lost him in a temporal vortex, only to find him again as a transgender inmate in a woman's prison!  Or maybe I am. . . "
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #81 on: April 28, 2023, 08:54:17 AM »
"It's a cologne that smells like Karl Marx."
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #82 on: April 29, 2023, 07:53:49 AM »
"Yes, yes, a rook through the eye, this is another victim of the Chess Club Hit Squad."
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bob
I survived Bucky Larson
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Torgo watches you masterbate!
« Reply #83 on: April 29, 2023, 11:12:42 AM »
"But I wipe my own ass and sometimes yours!"
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I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #84 on: April 30, 2023, 11:23:13 AM »
"Those vegetarian skinheads sure know how to surf!"
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Trevor
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« Reply #85 on: April 30, 2023, 04:38:54 PM »
Quote from: indianasmith on April 27, 2023, 10:07:03 PM
"I know I'm not the first girl to be reunited with her teenaged heartthrob that she met in a coal mine on Hitler's birthday, then lost him in a temporal vortex, only to find him again as a transgender inmate in a woman's prison!  Or maybe I am. . . "

 BounceGiggle BounceGiggle
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
Trevor
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« Reply #86 on: April 30, 2023, 04:40:13 PM »
Quote from: bob on April 29, 2023, 11:12:42 AM
"But I wipe my own ass and sometimes yours!"

Oy  Buggedout TeddyR TeddyR
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I know I can make it on my own if I try, but I'm searching for the Great Heart
To stand me by, underneath the African sky
A Great Heart to stand me by.
bob
I survived Bucky Larson
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Torgo watches you masterbate!
« Reply #87 on: May 05, 2023, 04:41:08 PM »
"Damn it, George stop pooping in the urinal! You know only I'm allowed to do that!"
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Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
bob
I survived Bucky Larson
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Torgo watches you masterbate!
« Reply #88 on: May 05, 2023, 10:12:37 PM »
“If you have to shave the tip of your dick,  you need to be making some kind of movies!”
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Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #89 on: May 06, 2023, 01:14:45 PM »
"Outlive them."
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