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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #90 on: May 13, 2023, 12:03:55 PM »
"You and everyone you love will die painfully."
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What does not kill me makes me stranger.
bob
I survived Bucky Larson
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Torgo watches you masterbate!
« Reply #91 on: May 18, 2023, 05:01:09 PM »
"I make mutuals with my own feces!"
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Kubrick, Nolan, Tarantino, Wan, Iñárritu, Scorsese, Chaplin, Abrams, Wes Anderson, Gilliam, Kurosawa - the elite



I believe in the international communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.
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« Reply #92 on: May 19, 2023, 02:30:06 AM »
"I've got a message for you and it's ready to be delivered"
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My only other hobby pretty much is target shooting.
If you need help with getting stuff/checking an online gun store - hit me up.
My go-to hunting blog FYI.
LilCerberus
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Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?
« Reply #93 on: May 19, 2023, 11:21:47 AM »
Doctor: "His fever broke."
Boss: "Well fix it!"
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"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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Torgo watches you masterbate!
« Reply #94 on: May 19, 2023, 03:42:42 PM »
"Time to play everyone favorite game: Does this look infected?"
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Alex
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« Reply #95 on: May 19, 2023, 04:07:41 PM »
"Matt just died. Again!"
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But do you understand That none of this will matter Nothing can take your pain away
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« Reply #96 on: May 19, 2023, 04:48:56 PM »
"My mind is a cesspool. Your world is my s**t. My eyes are your toilet."
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"Supernatural?...perhaps. Baloney?...Perhaps not!" Bela Lugosi-the BLACK CAT (1934)
Interviewer-"Does Dracula ever end for you?
Lugosi-"No. Dracula-never ends."

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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #97 on: May 21, 2023, 02:08:10 PM »
"It's Michael, worms. You're eating Michael."
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chainsaw midget
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« Reply #98 on: May 21, 2023, 09:16:27 PM »
"That's mom's head.  Where's the rest of her?"

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"I wish this town could go one day without rape and murder."

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"If you don't believe in Santa Clause, he can't hurt you."

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"We're going to the moon!  Pack your bikini!"

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"I wish I was dead again."
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #99 on: May 22, 2023, 10:19:26 AM »
"Nevermind who it used to be, just eat."
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« Reply #100 on: May 22, 2023, 11:40:45 AM »
Quote from: chainsaw midget on May 21, 2023, 09:16:27 PM

"I wish I was dead again."
I think that one's from Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine
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"Science Fiction & Nostalgia have become the same thing!" - T Bone Burnett
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« Reply #101 on: May 25, 2023, 09:53:56 AM »
“Call bathroom, right? ”

From my phone, right now via pocket text.
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #102 on: May 28, 2023, 11:16:45 AM »
"I felt bad about whacking that propane salesman. He really loved his job."
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ER
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The sleep of reasoner breeds monsters. (sic)
« Reply #103 on: May 29, 2023, 11:21:18 AM »
"The city's 400 years old, so why is it still 'New' York?"
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bob
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Torgo watches you masterbate!
« Reply #104 on: June 01, 2023, 08:17:33 PM »
"How are you peeing, up in the air?"

"What if I am?"
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